Nerissa Exposed BroRissa

[@ivanbluecool]

Clearly brorissa needs a alien waifu to wake him up.

[@dansketch4603]

He needs to compete with Godzilla

[@rebound1266]

@@dansketch4603 Brorissa: "Nah, I'd win"

[@apolloisnotashirt]

I volunteer.

[@ChannelMiner]

​@@rebound1266Ballista

[@Monte_Carlo451]

She just needs to walk as her dummy thicc wakes him up

[@panichouse-hx8bg]

Imagine not being up to Iofi lore and hearing that last part

[@ohshalyn]

And so it shall be known, Iofi x Godzilla is canon

[@AndrewRussell-dz8zy]

​@@ohshalyniofi x Godzilla featuring juice wrld?

[@ScarletCharlotte]

I was not up to date and now I am. I've seen worse.

[@ohshalyn]

@@ScarletCharlotte did you also see the senin produktif where reine and Iofi were thirsting for Kaela as a lion and then making a Taela fanart with Zeta as a bunny?

[@awesomedude222]

what the hell is Lofi lore?

[@absinthe_enigmafoxglove2896]

So nerissa had a biboo alarm clock.

[@7shinta7]

I had a schoolmate who slept through a freaking firealarm during a schooltrip. Heavy sleepers are scary.

[@tudorflorianstoica6076]

That's nothing, i slept though an air raid siren😂 For context, they were being tested to see if they work, i live within a mile of a military air field

[@RogueAngel97]

I can top that. During my service years, I often slept through flight training exercises with fighter jets basically taking off over my head. I was near the flight deck too.

[@shibomi1]

I had an alarm like that once. The alarm never went off a second time after that.

[@starfan6299]

Nerissa should buy one of those bed shakers for him. I have a friend that can't wake up from an alarm, you put it under the pillow and it shakes the living hell out of your head when your alarm goes off lol

[@dandavis5533]

Growing up, my younger brother had difficulty waking up. We would pour a little water in his ear and he would wake up real fast. After a few times of that, he didn't have much difficulty waking up. You just got to train your younger siblings.

[@Matt_364]

as an older brother I can confirm, younger siblings are such a pain

[@KonekoArvi]

I'm a younger brother

[@Insanonaga]

I find the old timey ones with actual bells are the best thing for that. Those shits are loud though, and will wake the whole goddamn building up if you’re not careful

[@ivanbluecool]

Nerissa: iofi can't marry my bro. I want her

[@hammerhyena4207]

The purpose of my brother's alarm is to wake me up so I can wake him up.

[@March_8th]

so Brorissa is the old me and Nerissa is the current me in term of waking up lmao 😂

[@SKy_the_Thunder]

My ADHD brain does that. No matter what the alarm is, or how loud - after a while my brain will simply train itself to tune it out. Because hearing the alarm means getting up, which means dopamine deficit, which makes brain panic, which leads to the distractability... Meanwhile ignoring the alarm means avoiding all that - at least until I notice I slept in and feel even worse. But instinct isn't good at more complex reasoning... I have to change up my alarms every so often to avoid that - preferably at the other side of the room, so I'm less likely to autopilot into turning it off and immediately forget about it. But even then it can still happen...

[@sleepy9840]

I'm sadly exactly the same as brorissa when it comes to waking up in the morning

[@TownspersonB]

Marrying Brorissa so he'll move out? Nah. I'll marry Nerissa so she can move out. Okay, I know, I'll go GSH now.

[@windhelmguard5295]

no you won't.

[@eossidosvei]

you forgot to take your meds today dear

[@theraginginfernape9496]

As a younger brother, you should've read the fine print when you signed the sibling contract.

[@caboosehelpsu2840]

"Maxed sound of a Crooner" Clearly a fan of Mission Impossible, playing "Ain't that a kick in the head".

[@lizardwithabranch]

TFW no hot raven will wake you up in the morning 😔

[@rfonline568267]

BALLISTA~

[@jonh101]

As someone who also sleeps like a corpse, no amount of sound will wake me up

[@AbolishedEmu]

I slept through my alarm blarinf beside my head for a whole hour when i was a kid. Now the slightest noise wakes me up or keeps me awake so I sleep with earplugs now.

[@GyaradosGarrett]

This is everyday for me.

[@danjoy2]

I wake up 15 min before any alarm I set.

[@TheTurribleDonPatron]

Im a heavy sleeper. Ive alept through a hurricane.

[@dvid51524]

I am like Nerissa, I wake up quick, but I shared a room with a guy who needed like 10 alarms an hour before we needed to wake up. Luckily, we were in a bunk bed and I was at the bottom. After enough time I decided it was time for him to learn to fly

[@cedyanlee666]

Brorissa just living the youngest sibling life..😂

[@ratlordstumbles2023]

I'm the same way if not worse, I have like 7 alarms at varying times but I sleep through them all.

[@PingTPunk-rq9us]

That's literally my brother. He freaking leaves his 6 am alarm on his phone an analog clock on when it's the freaking weekend when he doesn't have school! Is it to wake up early? NO, he get up at 12 pm and no earlier on the weekends.

[@MapleLeaf2501]

Nerissa, Nerissa, Nerissa, just let Iofi have him already so it becomes a her problem. At the very least he can be her mistress while she's married to Godzilla.

[@generalimlerith8356]

I’m like Brorissa I can sleep through a vacuum lol

[@findthereal12]

Strangely enough, my alarm will always pierce through my fat head and wake me up instantly despite being a deep sleeper. Like, I used to sleep through Church services when I was a kid and basically be dead to the world, but my alarm for work will instantly get me awake.

[@brreakfastYT]

I can relate, alarms don't work for me either

[@aerthreepwood8021]

I get it. I'm a light sleeper now but when I was a teenager with a drinking problem, I slept like the dead.

[@johndasalty111]

Teenager with a drinking problem should not be a sentence 💀

[@TrustyEngineer]

I am a younger sibling and I say - BroRissa is right and he is our Duce! Long live Great Roman Empire! SPQR! All praise Sol Invictus! 😏

[@Guraforever]

so um, nerissa says she sleeps naked right? now stay with me... if brorissa barges in at night to tell her about the catapult right... stay with me. Does brorissa know that shes naked and says fuck it anyway to barges in?

[@ThomasNing]

"Why did you wake me up??" I'm fuming.

[@Vashimu]

i have the same problem tbh. Atm i have 3! different Alarms but i still wake up an hour or so later

[@memoriesofrem]

Poor BroRissa, how do you even compete against Godzilla?

[@thelurkerbel0w]

Lmao, Nerissa is the alarm not the phone

[@ムャlechat]

oh. the brothers alarm. i been listening boa-duvet several times almost every day for decade. great song. i hate it.

[@matiaspereyra9392]

Wait a second... Am I brorissa

[@KUWAMOCO]

Nerissa is old cause I definitely didn't know that crooner was even a technical term

[@shadowimagery]

brorissa is the guy who never wakes up after falling asleep in certain works of fiction ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@thewinkingsamurai]

"But also, she has Godzilla so she doesn't need my brother" I love how wildly out of pocket this is if you aren't up on the lore

[@daotime91]

That's when you turn it off and let him sleep in and miss whatever it was he needed to do. Teach him a lesson lol

[@darkeye457]

Brorissa just like me fr fr My sister is also really mad at me

[@casteanpreswyn7528]

Nerissa confirming Brorissa is best.

[@joeparas]

Let's be real, there are worse things to hear from your kid brother's room...

[@anim1-21]

i feel her pain

[@CCL13CN]

...Who's that little lady?

[@KinginYellow11]

He just like me fr fr.

[@thelurkerbel0w]

Can't believe he fumbled iofi

[@zains69420]

so that's universal all the boys around the world do that

[@aykan5621]

Not me

[@DemiNoob]

No, i wake up before my alarm haha

[@VPCh.]

I wake up within a second or two of it going off. My sisters and coworkers at the site I was at last summer on the other hand don't wake up immediately.

[@wosupbro]

Brorizzler

[@saltedonion]

Vadim

[@Green0Photon]

Bruh this is me irl so annoying

[@captain0080]

Easy solution: sleep together in the same bed.

[@Redtheknight1]

I never knew Brorissa is a heavy sleeper. Not even earthquakes could wake him up

[@santiagovidal4497]

why are vtuber heads so huge

[@romanpyatibratov4361]

typical Brorissa kzbin.info/www/bejne/qHaXhWhnd7-gZ5Y

[@Yasviele]

"why did you wake me up?" Bro, why did you put an alarm if you are NOT going to wake up? 🥲

[@ineedanewname4844]

His parents probably make him do it