Hasan Has A Pitch For Silicon Valley | Deep Cuts | Patriot Act with Hasan Minhaj | Netflix

[@naciraassabir8963]

Patriot act : discusses heavy issues like mental health, elections, video game industry Also *Patriot* *act* : How do we fit bed sheets though.

[@tq7821]

Dumbass Central yaaaas

[@fricketyfracktraintrack]

Also also Patriot Act: Cereal segregation shaming is real and a problem

[@LifeIsSweetBaby]

Never mind making your bed & putting the fitted sheet on. WHO can FOLD the freshly washed & dried fitted sheet???

[@LifeLostSoul]

@@LifeIsSweetBaby The goddess of 2019 Marie Kondo kzbin.info/www/bejne/Zn6vdmBuipmWaKM

[@naciraassabir8963]

@@LifeIsSweetBaby omg that too.. 😑

[@Dan-wh7bo]

Hassan cares for us and keeps posting deep cuts time to time everyone liked that

[@priyathegamer7653]

Yep

[@Dan-wh7bo]

@@priyathegamer7653 how did i get 1.6k likes lmao thanks for reminding this comment :)

[@abdulllllahhh]

@@Dan-wh7bo 6 month reminder

[@superduper5949]

Everytime i see these clips it feels like i am on a date with a him and i would laugh or smile at just about anything he says coz he is so damn hot😅😂😂

[@vasudha6857]

Two things Hasan HAS to mention in every episode : 1. Cereal and milk 2. SAT score

[@varshashankar9902]

Ikr

[@priyathegamer7653]

Lolll

[@CoolBeansGG]

I have a feeling Hassan's wife schooled him for not making his bed in the morning and he is looking for solutions.

[@sanjanazaman5745]

hasan: what if you are alone and a guy comes to your house....... audience: just shaking their heads aggressively

[@dagmarsigridmanondenijs-bl7156]

sanjana zaman We have to remember Hazan is a comedian.

[@royroy860]

@@dagmarsigridmanondenijs-bl7156 no Hawas is a comedian

[@JK-eg6dd]

Roy Roy no Hasan is a comedian

[@mdomjotuygvgyaqvvto6555]

@J K no Hansas is a comedian

[@tq7821]

Rofl 🤣

[@nandinisingh4965]

actually my grandpa was the one who introduced me to this show.

[@joeljeshurun1918]

Hasan is an old man.

[@leonmeyers7009]

Guy Fieri? 😂

[@Paqcar]

Lol, how did that happen?

[@mostertj8199]

Didn't expect from indian grandparents!!!!! Unless u r an NRI

[@cheesecakelasagna]

You got a cool grandpa, hope you make time for him from time to time.

[@p4rzival127]

NO ONE: ABSOLUTELY NO ONE: HASAN: eau de toilette

[@TheStecknadeln7]

Ew the toilet

[@TheStecknadeln7]

@M S I know :) I just found it funny how he pronounced it 🙈

[@amyill9280]

@M S It was painful for me to hear his pronunciation 🤣. And you also probably noticed that he pronounced every single word in "eau de toilette" wrong 😂

[@beeque]

It's different now, but most Indian people didn't listen to how the words are meant to be read aloud, and English is a mongrelised language with a variety of different language rootwords. Since Indians didn't have the confidence of Americans to just phonetically change the spellings of words we were taught through texts our colonial rulers brought over, we're pretty literal in our pronunciations. Hence, eeww dee toilette. There's lots of us who still misread that.

[@amyill9280]

@@beeque Lol don't worry about it. He didn't mispronounce it because of his ethnicity. Most Americans in general wouldn't know how to pronounce it. Most of them aren't even exposed to the words at all (like me). Honestly, the only reason I knew how to pronounce it is that I lived in France for awhile and stopped by a perfume store over there.

[@loreleipevensie]

Normal People: What is the meaning of life? Me: Does Kanye West count as a Kardashian?

[@간누리-q2x]

And 0 answers...

[@yoop2179]

@@간누리-q2x well now no

[@amalzuhair4495]

For the amount of movement Hasan makes his hair barely even sways like how much gel is lathered on that head. Do guys even still use gel? Most of the guys I know don’t maybe it’s a NY thing.

[@muzicloverarya]

It's just coconut oil, I gues he had told about it in one of the deep cuts

[@rubalasuresh04]

Coconut oil and your hair obeys.

[@ginnyweasley5812]

He said for the show he uses pomade else it's coconut oil and prayers

[@amalzuhair4495]

Queen in the North oh that makes sense cause coconut oil is great but the smell isn’t that pleasing

[@xanderjames6510]

The Patriot Act - Where parents and grandparents go to get their life.

[@ShermThursby]

xander, you omitted one word, according to the parents and grandparents I contacted; 'together' as in- "get their life together".

[@kalanaherath3076]

*Me:* *Knows Hasan is Indian American and not of Indian nationality *Hasan:* Spells it "favorite" And omits the "u" *Me:* *Surprised Pickachu face 😮😯

[@munibakhalid3933]

Same... I just thought that's the right way and he doesn't know it

[@slywolfe]

I don't get it. That's the American spelling - favorite

[@ForteExpresso]

@@slywolfe it has FAVOURite has FAVOUR in it It make some sence And Americans only follow which sounds better rather than the theory behind that word

[@stink8134]

Pandora *4915* Americans spell it “favor”

[@mhr6780]

@@ForteExpresso FAVORite has FAVOR in it. Get some help and stop disrespecting.

[@ruoweilim7334]

i know hasan has trauma from eating weird textured foods in his childhood, but man... eating cereal and milk separately is something psychopaths do

[@hajarmdn4883]

@@ZaidK_ I can't drink milk so I eat cereal alone

[@OSGondar]

Whenever my gfs from France visit they eat a bowl with just the cereal. I bet its common enough in other cultures. I didn't think too much of it just thought it was a little odd at first. Why do you think that much of it?

[@harshilpatel4096]

@@OSGondar yea tbh, cereal alone is pretty good. Honey nut cheerios are great without milk.

[@danielbuckner2167]

I've seen people eat cereal with WATER. The horror... the horror...

[@ruoweilim7334]

that's interesting! i agree it's not a big deal. i just wanted to crack a joke about it lol

[@janinebean4276]

As a Canadian, favourite IS the correct spelling. Also it’s pronounced like “oh” de toilette, not “ew” 😂😂😂

[@fizzybizzy3790]

As a Canadian and Brit, I concur.

[@hickyxnicky411]

As a random person from the Commonwealth I also agree

[@stefaniedc1128]

yeah, dunno why americans are constantly telling themselves their way is the only way. fuckin annoying.

[@Paqcar]

I’m Canadian, but I still prefer spelling it "favorite"

[@velund]

lol not all Americans mispronounce French words and I’m sure he was just kidding about the spelling. I’m aware that American English has been modified for whatever reasons.

[@hummy07]

I stack my pillows on a chair when I’m changing the covers

[@taisgrim]

The reactions of the audience when Hasan talks about the cereal thing are gold

[@mecube9148]

Hasan is basically eating cereal like the family in Get Out

[@NewMessage]

7:11 "Just do it in your mouth" should be on a t shirt.

[@riyona6064]

Did anybody notice that right corner has written patriot acts return on 29th march or is it just me ??

[@pyschoclown1023]

Riyona Christian you mean upper left corner

[@luluseatowngetdown6251]

I can’t believe that I didn’t notice that. Awesomeness. And bruh...It doesn’t matter if she said right or left. She was letting us know.

[@ksasidhar2980]

“ patriot act returns sunsday, March 29th” *sad awaiting noises*

[@mondesomzana6148]

Is that why I only see Deep Cuts in my notifs?

[@roj6895]

I’m ok Bro that week is gonna be awesome animal crossing on the 20th and and patriot act on the 29th

[@ksasidhar2980]

It got cancelled lol what the frick

[@andersongillette1886]

I just wonder what if Hasan is having a mouth full of milk and cereal and he wants to sneeze?

[@dagmarsigridmanondenijs-bl7156]

Anderson Gillette I believe we are taught to politely cover our mouth.😂🤣

[@abhinavgoyal6957]

Dagmar Sigrid Manon de Nijs - Blake He had glass of milk in one and spoon in the other. That will be wild 🤣🤣🤣😂😂

[@andersongillette1886]

@@dagmarsigridmanondenijs-bl7156 yeah but he cannot cover it all, right :))))) so he may end up painting his whole kitchen in milk and sloppy cereal.

[@mariee.5912]

😂😂😂

[@Nananananaheckyes]

The girl talking about paranormal reddit stuff is so pretty!!!

[@critterkarma]

I’m a 64 year old lesbian.... for real. I watch your show on KZbin and Netflix. You’ve got some wonderfully insightful ideas and observations. (Though sometimes trends elude me. I had to Google Readit 🤦‍♀️🤣)

[@critterkarma]

The Elite why not

[@Ugly_German_Truths]

Readit? Or reddit?

[@herbalgiles9468]

J B gay ALERT! 🚨

[@eyobmoges6568]

I am a 115 year old black, gay, Jewish veteran of WWII and I watch this show every day. I have my blood bags radiated with this show so that I can have it injected straight into my veins! My oxygen tank is filled with the air of the Patriot Act studio. JB, you are my hero and together we will take down every youngblood watching this show and take Hasan for ourselves! #ATTACKOFTHEAARP

[@jemiebridges3197]

...now I have to Google readit to see if that's a thing. Because everyone else is on www.reddit.com. it's the internet,so it exists, but will it be affected by rule #34?

[@sofiasarfraz2817]

why did he miss his chance to be like oh yeah i actually have a few retirement home tours planned in response to the last question

[@CallPaula4RealEstate]

I’m over 40 3 kids, love Hasan, I tell my friends too. But there not into it. Love ya keep up great show. Maybe a little older than 40. Not willing to disclose lol

[@erictucker3703]

Hasan it's time you do another episode on India. Especially since what has transpired the last 2 weeks. Your target audience I'm sure are students and students of India need support from celebs like you and because of what you stand for.

[@gogeta0301]

I'm alright with it since John Oliver has made one recently and it was pretty good. I'd rather Hasan wait on a new and different Indian issue entirely.

[@erictucker3703]

Thanks Sally. Erwin I loved John Oliver's show as well however he couldn't cover certain points like: -42 people were killed in what the government calls Communal riots. - The Police watched the aggressive mobs burn down shops, houses, mosques, temples and injure over 300 people and in some cases even assisted them in stone pelting. - The police did not intervene (except a few moral ones) for 5 days of riots. After the riots finally ended with 42 lives lost and approx 300 injured. The Prime Minister Modi has not yet found time to give a speech to the ones suffering. And yes the current Government is suggesting that this is all because of the 40 days peaceful protests mainly done by students and women. P.S. : A day before the riots began leaders from the current Government warned the Police on Live television that they would take things into their own hands if the silent protests did not stop by the time President Trump left India. "I don't think India would want anymore issues".

[@siyamalhotra6566]

Hey Eric, I’m from Delhi. Thank you so much for speaking up for us. We need more countries to call out Modi’s bullshit and that starts with global citizens like you. At this point, I think global deploration will really help us Indian citizens fight these fascists. Hate is UNACCEPTABLE!

[@erictucker3703]

Thanks Siya. I'm an Indian too from Mumbai. However I share the same sentiments.

[@cube5750]

He is an American not indian. Keep indian politics in india please

[@nicolebarbye962]

Finally, what we've all been waiting for. A dry cereal icon. 🙌🙌

[@luphelele]

Cereal killer

[@abdullahmerhi8312]

1:57 it should be called Uber Sheets

[@taherramzan4978]

0:05 - Hassan imitating Kawhi's laugh.

[@dova5795]

finally we got a name for this "Mom and grandma pyramid scheme"

[@thomasguccione5450]

The crowd had no reaction when he said Beena is from Hutchison and clearly they don’t know how bad it is. Every Kansan will agree it really is that bad.

[@thomasguccione5450]

Hasan if you’re reading this, tell Beena I’m sorry she had to grow up in Hutchison and that I understand her pain.

[@king-yp9wm]

@@thomasguccione5450 why? Lol

[@Ugly_German_Truths]

Whow... if other Kansans look down on where you grew up... that HAS to be bad :D

[@thomasguccione5450]

Ugly German Truths I’m from a suburb of Kansas City. Most Kansans agree, if you didn’t grow up in KC or Lawrence, you drew the shitty stick.

[@thomasguccione5450]

king 334 it’s a small town, nothing to do, it’s like every other small midwestern town (i.e it sucks.)

[@elsbelles6997]

Pillow solution: Arrange the pillows and bolsters on half the bed, then strip off the empty half of the 'dirty' fitted sheet. Then fit a clean fitted sheet on the empty half of the bed, transfer all the pillows and bolster to the clean one, then strip off the rest of the 'dirty' one and fit the clean one on properly. Eliminates the need for an extra person 😂😂😂

[@freeha2273]

I just put it on a chair or something and call it a day 😅

[@elsbelles6997]

@@freeha2273 I would, but my chair is usually full of clothes or notes 😂

[@erins9271]

Or leave the old pillowcases on and chuck them onto the floor while you make your bed. Once the sheets are on, replace the dirty pillow cases with the clean ones and arrange them on the bed. 😁

[@freeha2273]

@@erins9271 yup that works too

[@counterplan571]

Eating cereal and milk separately should be a felony. Good god.

[@ameenaaneesh6862]

🤣🤣🤣

[@rik73764]

reminds me of the scene at the end of Get Out. Creepy af

[@Michimama60]

eating cereal should be a felony, period! it's poison!

[@wisteria8030]

😂😂😂

[@sidrafquadri]

... I dead@ss do that soggy cereal is gross

[@dagmarsigridmanondenijs-bl7156]

I am 65 year old with three sons. Oldest, 49, 47, and a 16 year old. I found you on the presidential correspondence dinner show. You are amazing. Why these young people think they only follow you ... 🤔. Oh, yes, they’re young.

[@masaudalhassan952]

it's very sad this show has been cancelled. damn, i like this show so much!

[@ritivassanti9852]

"It would be that or climate change" Jeeeezzz😂😂

[@katycrawford8101]

girl: “what are you doing to try and get to our parents and grandparents” they have john oliver, we have hasan

[@Ugly_German_Truths]

But Hasan soon will have a REAL "One million mums"... just to rub it in to that bigotted housewives club! :D

[@beenheretoolong]

And "young" gen xers are the bridge generation addicted to both!

[@abrahamdampson5879]

I watch them both and they are both incredible. Hassan is a younger John Oliver

[@phoenixgate007]

I love Patriot Act, I recommended it to my mom, now my mom loves Patriot Act. Hasan you’re awesome 😎

[@707Bubby]

One of the questions made me think of this place my family and I always go to, this Indian/Italian Restaurant, it was an Italian restaurant and the owners sold it to this Indian Family but they sold the whole business not just the space, so they also got all the Italian recipes and so now they have a half and half menu and you can get all this great Indian food OR Italian food, and they also have a few mixed things like Butter Chicken Pizza

[@djinnisequoia]

Dude, that sounds like frickin heaven! Best restaurant ever!

[@danielbuckner2167]

I love places like that. There was one near me that was BBQ a d was bought by a Thai family. BBQ on one side of the menu and thai on the other!

[@Action_Sloth]

HIS WIFES FROM HUTCHINSON? JUST LIKE MY PARENTS AND SAM FROM ROCKET POWER The Walmart line is 100% true I feel so connected to Hasan

[@dmfamzo]

If could eliminate something from.. -I screamed from the top of my lungs "God damn mosquitoes!!" 😂😂😂😂

[@pamelafs7129]

here, in Indonesia, we actually have that app where we can “invite” someone to make your bed.. and it was invented by Indians

[@cube5750]

Is it urbanclap

[@pamelafs7129]

cube no. it’s golife, a sub-app/? from gojek

[@sourgreendolly7685]

I started making my bed every morning because it makes me less likely to depression nap if I have to remake it tbh

[@fricketyfracktraintrack]

"Don't shame me again!" Hasan just needs to eat his food faster... Also that collective 'why??!" Takes me out every time

[@chendrik]

Netflix was dumb to cancel this.

[@prartyushsingh3325]

Best show ever made

[@saumyashah7978]

Looking forward to an episode.

[@TomGeorgin]

"Eau" is actually simply pronounced like the letter "o" (just less mouth movement and in a more neutral and less english way).

[@binteabdulsamad8144]

Why using the word De Toilette?

[@TomGeorgin]

@@binteabdulsamad8144 "Eau" simply means water. What you drink, what you use to wash yourself etc. "Each de toilette" is perfume.

[@SweetAlis1]

I showed your show to some dads and they loved it!

[@bleachitwhite]

“walmart’s really happening” yeah that’s hutchinson

[@sabeenshahjehan8522]

I’m a mom to 3 teenagers and I got them hooked to Hasan! Been watching him since the daily show days!

[@cabritorico9691]

I’m here for all these new deep cuts *keep it this way we want more*

[@ginnyweasley5812]

Imagine adopting someone's language and telling them it's wrong 😂😂

[@timma_thy]

Imagine going to another country and insisting their language is wrong. 😂

[@ginnyweasley5812]

@@timma_thy Well it's ENGLISH not American

[@cheesecakelasagna]

Hasan's too American, even India uses BrE.

[@cristiano_ronaldo_7-x5b]

Is it bad that I love deep cuts more than the actual show 😅

[@pattythomson721]

I am a mom and grand mother and I love your show.

[@RKarekar]

Dude MOMS AND GRANDA PYRAMID SCHEME always works.

[@sid-nx4ti]

he’s genuinely so funny... i love u hanson minaja 🥺

[@omeirooo5195]

Hey team patriot act... i love youu. Just putting it out there. So yeah

[@KJCurry]

That Kanye thing aged like fine milk 😂😂

[@SteampunkPrincess]

Just change your pillow cases last! That way the pillow with the dirty pillow cases can go on the floor then change to clean ones when they're ready to go on the bed...

[@slywolfe]

That bit about getting the bed sheets on was too relatable 😂🤣

[@calonkat]

He's so right about the Walmart in Kansas towns. My sister used to come home and go to Walmart just to see her friends because she knew if they were in town they'd be at the Walmart. (and yes, in most towns it's "The" Walmart, if another Walmart went in, that would be the "New" Walmart. For the next 50 years or so...)

[@deegloss]

All I think about when he mentions the cereal thing is that scene from Get Out.

[@anshshah8893]

Dang I can’t wait three weeks for patriot act to come back

[@loiskopf6162]

Funny, I'm 70+ and this show was my rabbit hole on KZbin. Can't get enough of these videos.

[@puspapuspita6330]

Idk why but hasan interactions with the audience warm my heart

[@evieamorim]

No milk on my cereal! I eat frosty flakes like popcorn

[@chai_knees3554]

My cereal routine... Cereal first, then banana slices, then milk... but without the cereal

[@michelerenee1989]

I'm a 56 White woman and I love your show. Been binge watching since the shut down.

[@kinocchio]

I love this guy. Can’t wait for Volume 6.

[@cynthia5021]

ok so I tried the “dry cereal with a glass of milk” thing and hasan may actually be on to something here cause it SLAPS 👁👄👁

[@raodoes890]

I know Amazon has sheets with kinda fit the bedsheet - I have one of those ! It's basically like a bedsheet with an elastic all around it which you can sorta force around the mattress.

[@81leadbelly]

My parents are in their 60s and enjoy your show very much, as do I!

[@shashwat3139]

You missed the Photography uncle!

[@FlashStep111]

Sad that we won't have future seasons of the patriot act. I hope he can still make them a release them on youtube

[@missscofie1825]

I'm a Grandmom and Love your show

[@divyabindu6215]

*"You have to put your pillows on the floor but the floors dusty"* My struggle every morning. If I did the floor first it's going to get dusty again after doing the sheets.🤦

[@DRAGONREVIEWINDIA]

This guy is so funny. He should do a Netflix show 🙄🙄

[@davidjuneja]

OMG. You are so original. you should comment on Hassan's KZbin clips.

[@moviebay3690]

@@davidjuneja 😂 Savage . LoL

[@CockySuSMounted]

So is the RRRREEEEPLY😂

[@staceywood4369]

I’m 55 -love your content!!❤️

[@KDCN6]

MARCH 29! CAN’T WAIT 😃

[@NovackGeorgeTT1971]

6:35 the LOOK of astonishment about cereal killer Hassan :-) on the faces of the audience. Priceless

[@rowlandalong2947]

I’m 61 and I love this show!

[@mathdemigod8162]

Your cereal habits are totally valid! Might try it myself.

[@sawalificute8332]

Because you talked about Loujain Al-Hathloul, I love you

[@juliettemay3587]

#1 Thank you, I 100% agree with the cereal thing, why is it a stigma eating every bit as it it were the first crunchy bite? #2 I’m a genXer, a mom and both me and my genXer husband and dad love your show.

[@FeyTheBin]

Oh gee, I see a cereal in the thumbnail. I know where this is going.

[@gryphonberlin]

58 year old American/British/German Citizen - watch the shows here and on Netflix.... and by the way , the 'ou' as in colour etc is correct , as Americans, we just got lazy and dropped the u ... but the English language is sort of copyright of England, so we should follow their lead. It wasn't hard for me, going from the U.S.to Britain, to put the 'U' back in there - the vowel sound is hardly touched on. The German language is another thing altogether, where you drop a 'U' at your utmost peril.

[@Red_Oliver]

4:40 Not ewww de toilete, oh de toilete

[@isa8ellalouise598]

Is there a volume 6 coming to Netflix??? Ughh I miss this show!

[@kmvr316]

I miss this show 😭😭😭

[@ryanrichardson1187]

I’ve watched patriot act before on Netflix and multiple clips on KZbin, but I just relaxed that this was its own KZbin channel and not run off of like a Netflix channel or Comedy Central, and honestly, good for you Hasan for getting this large dude. It’s nice to see your success

[@reinegarcia9753]

"We need someone you trust that will come to your house, they'll lift up the bed while you put the sheet on. Or they'll hold the pillows that way you don't have to put them on the floor while you put the sheet on. Then they'll hand you the pillow then you could put the clean pillowcase back on." A friend, you're looking for a friend

[@ForteExpresso]

I thought of the same thing once:- WHY ISN'T THERE A TECHNOLOGY TO FIX BEDSHEETS?

[@yasisamiei7555]

Hasan minhaj is basically the girl from "Get Out"😂😂😂

[@bonnie-wq9nw]

see, he has his priorities straight. i have cried of frustration too many times over fitted sheets.

[@Am92Al]

Patriot acts audience is the best 😂❤️

[@victorakandu9419]

Hassan Minhaj is a genius! Top rank genius!

[@isa0ber]

deep cuts have been hyper energetic and relatable humor only for a couple of uploads now and it feels very intentional; 7:27 makes it clear why they're heading in this direction. i like it being light-hearted but the hyper energy buzzfeed style jokes take away from the spontaneous dialogue that makes these really special imo

[@rosecat5638]

You know what I like what he’s doing with cereal. I feel the same, mushy cereal is gross and it feels like a race against time once you pour that milk on the cereal.

[@happyplace607]

Eww it's the toilet 🤣🤣😂😂😂 Really dude

[@maryam.bibi786]

Hassan is like the cool sub-teacher that comes randomly throughout the year and you just wanna ask him about everything.

[@Jararhussain]

Wait but actually tho Lmaoooo

[@erwineffendysajali3152]

@@Jararhussain hg

[@funkyfinn1]

The mr sal of the people

[@superduper5949]

He is such a snacc😍

[@raizen_maziku]

and he always ALWAYS seems to pull up around thursday or friday. EVERYTIME🤣🤣🤣 classic. man good times.