What If Hasan Were King Of America? | Deep Cuts | Patriot Act with Hasan Minhaj | Netflix

On the latest Deep Cuts, Hasan contemplates what he would do if he were somehow named "King of America." Hasan also talks pizza toppings, goes on the record about one thing he couldn't do as a kid that he'll let his daughter do, and thinks about what his Super Sweet 16 birthday party would have been like. Hasan then shares some quality time helping out his best friend Eddie.
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[@elephantpudding]

Hasan 2020 Presidential Slogan: “I work for you guys”

[@alexandercanella4479]

"In here to please you 2024"

[@cleeenexx4277]

*makes a new hand gesture everyday of his presidency

[@trey5033]

Forget about President he’s going straight for king

[@ibrahimmohamed-el1yg]

@@cleeenexx4277 Obama used to do that.

[@thatweebkid1832]

oh wow-

[@yashvishah4767]

petition for deep cuts to be atlesst half an hour long

[@celine.mallari]

YES

[@Emma-ob5oj]

Yashvi Shah totally!

[@AK01445]

Lmfao

[@pranavrahul8206]

lol. only if you petition it one netflix

[@lukecho527]

Rule #6: Deep cuts must be at least 30 minutes long

[@PrimRooks]

I love how Deep Cuts is gradually embracing more and more chaotic energy.

[@StarPlatinum3000]

Big Chaotic Energy

[@lolaloliepop]

“Make it good, I left work early to get here” 😂

[@namaswi4252]

"are you covering my therapy bill for tomorrow?" i'm so dead GET THAT GUY A MIC

[@qwertyyxoxo]

SO FUCKING HILARIOUS LMAO, i swear his audience is just as funny as him and it gives me lifeee

[@semi6544]

I get it though. Imagine you are an introvert and rarely go out for things like this and then you get highlighted in front of a TV audience. He totally wasn't expecting to have that experience.

[@MajorMlgNoob]

@@semi6544 I bet he's glad he did tho

[@semi6544]

@@MajorMlgNoob -- Yeah, probably. Anything you are super anxious about usually creates less anxiety the more times you go through it (If you consider it a positive experience). I'm sure he won't go out of his way to do it again though.

[@shreyajaswal2911]

I was ur 1000th like.

[@navalkatoch32]

Thumb rule: If you’re asking Hasan a question, be prepared with an answer.

[@tanmay8426]

Just like my Physics teacher

[@reeti5958]

Or just never raise your hand when he ask where are you😁

[@neetuahlawat9812]

I like how the question papers is coordinated with his sweater colour 🧡

[@Problematist]

I like how you noticed. Tan France made us all outfit aware.

[@saisrivarshamalladi6138]

I know I don't usually notice that stuff but I did today!

[@kimm219]

Who the hell notices that? hahaha

[@impaige]

YES

[@A.H.C.]

And Cheez-It Pizza.

[@kkeshikasri]

hasan: * makes a joke about porn * hasan: it's a joke it's a joke it's a joke it's a joke it's a joke it's a joke it's a joke it's a joke it's a joke you guys knowwww im joking right????

[@shafeeqhareyaz5473]

i think he was saying that to the uncle . . . oh my gosh this is the first time i got a 100 likes or any at all soo... thanks for all the likes everyone:)

[@asterphyll]

@@shafeeqhareyaz5473 yepp, pretty much was as you so finely put it. may your comment receive a thousand upvotes! good day

[@saisrivarshamalladi6138]

Yeahhhhh he seemed so afraid of that uncle😂😂😂

[@MJRF646]

Which minute? Can't remember it. Hahah

[@sirfan2164]

@@MJRF646 I think it's the Uncle from 0:48 and 5:05¿

[@jamesmarie]

Finally, Netflix has found their talk show format.

[@thecakeisalie6601]

this is hot garbage truck juice

[@AQGOAT24]

@@thecakeisalie6601 big mad

[@Kylalovesbabe]

Max F ok boomer

[@aperture0]

@@Kylalovesbabe Why atleast one comment on any YT video nowadays mentions, "ok boomer"? What does it mean?

[@thecakeisalie6601]

@@aperture0 it means they are dick riding bandwagoners devoid of original thought

[@sayanibhattacharjee6316]

Hasan- You should get the day off if you get stuck in traffic People in Bangalore- :O

[@suhaibazmi7638]

People in LA when they get their salary: Its free real estate

[@sarahdaniel9912]

Every day is holiday wooooo

[@Baronnax]

This just in: The global economy has crashed on account of everybody being stuck in traffic.

[@Harshitasharma-jm5ys]

In Delhi too :(

[@spookandscoot]

MOOD

[@evinfritschle5794]

You certainly COULD have talked back to your parents as a kid, you just might not have lived to tell the tale.

[@suhaibazmi7638]

There was once an Indian kid who talked back to his parents. And we never heard of him, ever again.

[@hokutonosword1]

“Somebody's gonna get hurt real bad”

[@RasamritS]

@@hokutonosword1 Legend.

[@hkguliani]

@@suhaibazmi7638 that genuinely sounds like the beginning of a fantasy/Sci-fi novel. Now I want to write it. Damnit.

[@snehathomas4423]

sword ali hey it’s somebody gonna get A hurt real bad

[@love-hammer]

Hasan: Not all Indian people know each other. Also, Hasan: Did my dad put you up to this??

[@yeshua7238]

Hasan answers audience questions about gun control, climate change and recessions but you ask him about his parents and he's like "na I ain't touching this"

[@miiniimiiniijpeg]

Lmao

[@thewilliammao]

Expectation: "Yea, I can do Patriot Act like Hasan Minhaj. Easy." Reality: You are the guy in the audience who can't even play himself in the Pizza Hut Cheez-it bit

[@ibewalkingwiththecheesecak2565]

Lol “can’t play himself”

[@soniakumari1189]

lots of pressure man

[@kakashi0429]

No one remembers big foot pizza, New York style pizza, the scicillian pizza????

[@MsRafanatic]

Everyone says listen to Tan, but I like these sweaters on Hasan. It's so him.

[@dwhite8997]

Tan clearly has great fashion sense but... his choices for Hasan don't reflect Hasan's personality.

[@abdullahnauman9078]

Agreed 💯

[@Neenerella333]

Cheez it pizza sweater is back!

[@yavi_n]

Agreed

[@ShoeibShargo]

So effing true.

[@ChintiaTyler]

i did not expect to become so attached to stage manager Eddie but here i am and i am so glad that he has extra screen time in this one

[@Jay.jay07]

Deep cuts is like Hasan's personal interview where you're free to crack jokes from both sides

[@childofprophecy9026]

Was hoping Anna Kendrick was joining him because of the intro

[@peregrination3643]

One day she needs to just show up to these Deep Cuts like she did to Trevor Noah and his Between the Scenes.

[@eriktruedson5658]

That was a dream, not real

[@zakiyahzakir8613]

@@eriktruedson5658 lmao😂

[@cheesecakelasagna]

@@eriktruedson5658 yeah, how/why else would she talk to him?

[@cutielol0]

Someone explain me the context of this please

[@celinekamisato5343]

*The Cheez-it bit had me crunching my abs lmao 😂*

[@stephc7365]

Lily Lucian-Cahill if only that dude could’ve done the classic commercial voice, that could’ve been his chance to break into a career doing pizza commercials.

[@sauravmaan]

Weird flex but ok

[@cheesecakelasagna]

@@sauravmaan lmao

[@forthesakeofsanityandsuch9331]

"Are you covering my therapy bill for tomorrow"😂

[@PepsiFuture]

Saurav Maan literally

[@mishaalzk6033]

That brown dude for cheez it pizza will never speak up in public again 😂😂😂😂

[@rudysconstruction]

Qwerty Keyboard “the brown dude” LMAOOO 😂

[@rehatbir.]

Lmao the jingle music behind the pizza hut commercial was HILARIOUS!

[@sayanibhattacharjee6316]

Aaaaand he's back to sweaters! xD

[@mohamedbahaa5084]

Somewhere Tan is face palming thru this video

[@G0DofRock]

He almost made it a week.

[@mimprincesa]

It IS sweater weather tho

[@G0DofRock]

@@mimprincesa It is never neon-orange sweater weather...especially on set lol

[@G0DofRock]

@@idontevenhaveapla7224 Never! No man should be allowed to control his wardrobe 99% of the time.

[@SharRoyalAngel]

"I'm just kidding. I am joking, I am joking, I am joking. I am joking. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. These are jokes. These are jokes. These are jokes." 😂😂😂

[@safecampdee]

"Are you gonna cover my therapy bill tomorrow?" The hero we needed in 2019

[@sirfan2164]

Ok, I'll be level with you, up till I watched this, Patriot Act didn't feel real. Even though I watched it on Netflix, the rewatched it on KZbin so I could give it a like (along with Deep Cuts ofc), I couldn't really believe it. As Muslim guy, that a Muslim guy had a show this big, funny, informative, and entertaining, like damn. But then I saw you slate the segment, after Eddie told you to hold it upside-down, at the end of this video, that was when it finally felt real. I was like, wow, a guy named Hasan, who used to be a correspondent for a show that would cover a guy named Hussein, in the US of A, now has his own bang-up show. You inspire me man. Peace brother, to you and your family.

[@mariee_e]

Hell yeah

[@thegreatest1176]

true

[@xxNao113xx]

I love the fact Hasan is wearing Cheez-It color sweatshirt😂

[@limabean3870]

I think my favorite part is when Hasan still respects the uncles in the audience becuz it’s just that drilled in him. I feel u I would honestly be the same 😂😂😂

[@AbsoluteSkycaptain]

The Cheez-it bit almost killed me.

[@salonik4721]

“ are you covering my therapy bill tomorrow, right?”

[@azziemarrie7457]

I felt that.

[@NewMessage]

How would he get a crown over that hair though?

[@zahraaghaswala]

This comment is so underrated 😂

[@dhruvgandhi5756]

"he means the second change but he is King so who cares"

[@fatimasolitary]

Deep cuts are the best part of having to waiting for a new episode of Patriot Act. Makes the wait a little less difficult.

[@eimanghani8228]

the last time i was this early, Donald Trump had only colluded with Russia.

[@jontitalukdar2030]

Lol

[@josh44026]

You russia and ukraine are mortal enemies

[@PIKMINROCK1]

@@josh44026 Not exactly mortal enemies. More like predator and prey.

[@triciareylara]

I really like how the question is for Hasan but he also asks it back to the audience. It's not just about him. It's a conversation. An engagement. Damn it, Netflix, bring back Patriot Act!!

[@kawaiimonkey5806]

Honestly that was the best Pizza commercial I've ever seen 😁😁😁💯

[@themakeuplug3912]

Yesterday I was stuck in traffic because of the snow in Canada and I got fired Hasan 🤣 talk to my man Trudeau yo

[@jdsbindra]

Damn!! That's ridiculous.. Hope you find a better job.. Prayers!

[@themakeuplug3912]

Jasdeep Bindra thank u!!

[@JensonPais]

After that Trudeau interview, Hasan is on thin ice with Trudeau 😝

[@themakeuplug3912]

Jenson Pais 😂😂😂 and the blackface thing hadn’t even pop up yet!!!!

[@meghauday07]

You mean the white panther?

[@tuba268]

haha my parents never let me watched the Simpsons because they thought it was “too vulgar and inappropriate”.

[@AmaraEmme]

TUBA me tooo

[@zairahu]

Same 😂

[@hamnaabbas8411]

No one: Hassan at 7:27 : "dADdy"

[@Anonymous-mt8ss]

I've been scrollong through comments to see if anyone else heard it like that! Lmao finally

[@sandravahtel423]

Hamna Abbas The guy’s name is Eddie. I think Hasan just said it a little funny.

[@Anonymous-mt8ss]

@@sandravahtel423 he did! But it sounded like daddy 😂

[@cheesecakelasagna]

That's what I heard too lmao

[@dumisalengwati3068]

I know this show is still relatively in its infancy so they're figuring out their stride, but I really enjoyed it when Deep Cuts was experimenting with having guests, so if you are willing to drop a guest in here or there, please do!!! Love seeing Hasan riff off other amazing energies 😁😁😁

[@maryama.2835]

I just can't get enough of those deep cuts! thank you for being this amazing and entertaining at the same time!! quality content 100% of the time

[@haleychow1535]

The Cheez-It Pizza from Pizza Hut!! It’s back!! You can get it right now!!

[@bridgettleigh2912]

Right now?

[@glutenfreegam3r177]

I have a good friend who's birthday is on September 11th. Poor guy never gets to celebrate in public!

[@lemonielala3080]

I'm married to one with the same luck. 👍 We don't live in the US though so it's not as bad. His 16th birthday in 2001 was a bit muted though. 🙄

[@juno2768]

A serious mistake Hasan made we should learn from: *"Never wear double popped collars"* 😂😂

[@christopherhernandez4960]

The dude asking the “king of America” question was pissed off and SAD .

[@Julhi_Verma19]

The space Adam and Eve thing what even Lolol

[@vinnie3403]

5:44 “*he means the second change but he’s king so who cares” 🤣

[@cheesecakelasagna]

I want whatever that Mars question girl was smoking.

[@nafismubashir2479]

The cheez-itz x Pizza Hut pseudo advertisement was insanely hilarious 😂

[@behjet2162]

I love how invested hasan was in making the cheezits pizza ad 😂😂😂

[@RandomGuy-cg9hf]

7:50 I can watch this scene hundred times!!!

[@caffeinatednation8885]

"Are you covering my therapy bill?" 😂😂

[@captainsyd]

The editing on this and all the Deep Cuts is perfection.

[@The.watcher]

“Stuck in traffic, you get the day off”, the rule that made California the least productive state in the union.

[@digheanurag]

Capt'n America I’m all for it

[@josh44026]

You mean the most profitable

[@thrawnprotocol9780]

California seems to be the most influental/richest state in that country

[@jesterlavorre6417]

i do theater stuff and we have an Eddie who does sound and i like that "EDDIE" is just kind of a universal expression

[@shanialaxmi]

I love watching the deep cuts as the questions which are being asked are like really interesting and funny at the same time

[@rajs6834]

I really missed these. Was waiting eagerly since the new episode.

[@reshrox63]

That sweater is so on brand I love itt😂

[@MrFERCHO321]

These segments are gold lol so cool to ask him questions and interact with him. Would love to catch a show one day.

[@justalurkr]

Pizza Hut: we have a new spokes- never mind.

[@zacharyb2617]

I would love an episode on Bollywood( not sure it would be so great but it could be cool )

[@king-yp9wm]

@The Elite Killa or maybe anti Muslim propagandas.

[@hauvkuabyang7467]

The pause he had before saying " its back" 😂

[@kgg228]

YESS I’ve been waiting for deep cuts 😫🥰

[@supersquare]

The thing Hasan is holding at the beginning is called a Clapperboard. They are used to ensure proper syncing of the audio and video tracks during editing. Took me like 10 minutes trying to search "film director time card slam-thing."

[@kejiakayouroldersister]

Deep cuts just feels like I’m hanging out with my family. I love it. Thank you Hasan ❤️

[@brendarosales2935]

So once again, i love you, edition team. I love the little notes you left for us, like an inside joke for Deep Cuts viewers/comments readers. I always look for them o_o I know there will be something! Adding the slate parts it’s adorable, we got to a little bit more of Hasan and Eddie, or Eddie and Hasan (their friendship is real)

[@enzomthethwa5861]

I love how the jingle started playing everytime they rehearsed the Cheez-It Pizza Hut commercial! 😂🤣😂🤣

[@siaahmadi413]

King Hasan’s 6th amendment: Deep Cuts shall be at least 30 minutes

[@Nyssieelise]

I’m the same age and was banned from watching the Simpson’s too lol then years later my parents actively look to find it for my nieces...

[@Chococat_Ariana]

Wow I didn't catch that. Nice save editorial team @5:43!!

[@sheetalpandya607]

The music is so savage, satisfying and fire at the same time yo!

[@mayalorentz9790]

it feels like I’ve been waiting for more deep cuts for agesssss

[@arifkamalzaidi]

Nice yo have you back.

[@asmahaque8558]

This was by far the best deep cuts!!!

[@samthapaliya8485]

That 16 birthday bit was so deep. I was rolling on the floor.

[@user-sw1wq8lh2w]

I love watching Hasan work the crowd, he's great and I love his responses.

[@meghanmonroe]

This is the sixth Deep Cuts I've watched in a row. I'm obsessed.

[@joshmargolis1424]

3:00 she got her question from a meme going around lol

[@Carol-Vaiphei]

This is what I'm waiting for. Deep cuts the best👍😄

[@lizannedsouza1838]

I love the transitions in the edit. It makes it cool and not awkward.

[@zakiyahzakir8613]

@5:44 lmao the text

[@MelodicQuest]

This is the best Pizza Hut ad I've ever seen

[@sootheseeker]

On fire n on point

[@anamveqar4639]

Nailed it,Man!!!

[@kynnwinwin5650]

Slick I really loved those things. I want them to bring it back.

[@reshrox63]

Hasan you need a new Pizza Hut commercial deal my guy

[@nishu1757]

So now Pizza Hut Cheez-it will become a running joke! It's back!

[@ananyanarayandhanabalan]

Just have Eddie do this once and not have it acknowledged AT ALL..... 😂😂😂❤️❤️❤️

[@TechBoy1]

I love this sooo much!

[@nikitachettri15]

By chance! I happened to watch this video today and I got to know that your birthday is on 23rd sept which is today.. I really got excited all of a sudden. Happy Birthday🎂.. Hasan

[@juhiverma22]

This was so much fun!!!! 🤭🤭 Hasan and Eddie are back!!

[@phirdhozqureshi2768]

That Simpson's thing is so true!!!!!

[@sumeyabargicho7000]

How does this have 4 comments and 1 million people who watched?!

[@soapberry]

patriot act and deep cuts are giving me the serotonin i lost after daylight savings time happened

[@SuperWish100]

every time i watch one of these i am reminded of why hasan is my favorite public figure, christmas should NEVER be celebrated until AFTER thanksgiving. he’s got my vote

[@JemmaSara]

The questions keep getting more bizarre and I’m HERE for it 🤣

[@sarahgortler2738]

Him apologize to the “uncle” 😂

[@sukhisingh0074]

Hasan as a King: people who eat pineapple on Pizza will be sent to Mars.

[@andersenzheng]

also, he covers your medical bill after that

[@sukhisingh0074]

Andersen Zheng m already covered 🇨🇦 😂

[@andersenzheng]

@@sukhisingh0074 me too man 🇦🇺and we have cancel pill that cost paintings less than 100 bucks each.

[@sukhisingh0074]

Andersen Zheng this minimizes our stress mate 💯 those bills sucks in USA

[@teenrockstar1]

... I actually love pineapple on pizza 👀 (please be gentle, I actually don't have free therapy 😅)

[@abdulwasay8488]

They improved on Deep Cuts again. Dude how do you guys think of new content, things to do in each edition, it's actually crazy and entertaining. Good job, love your content.

[@alexandra109]

OMG... love him so much. I was crying with the Pizza Hut bit.

[@steppikutty]

I look forward to Deep Cuts more than the actual episodes!

[@nishu1757]

Hasan listen to Tan and stop wearing sweaters. You look good in jackets. LISTEN TO TAN

[@philosyche]

but this sweater was great!

[@manasa5640]

He actually took his advice and puffed the sweatshirt up instead of pulling it down.

[@nicholelaskowski33]

Was thinking how he looked v off and this is it. Jacket required

[@JK-eg6dd]

Nishu he looks good in everything

[@Tharrel]

Pretty annoyed he ignores most of Tan's advice