Hasan Learns What It’s Like To Grow Up Desi In 2019 | Patriot Act with Hasan Minhaj | Netflix

[@rainingsunflowers6775]

Abeer: breathes The other kids: Awwwww

[@rrvvjjrr9194]

So true lol

[@queenelizabeth8145]

He is cute lmao

[@RushilKasetty]

"I chose my middle name to be Biryani" absolutely SENT me

[@Tine_of_Nice_Dreams]

i thought it just sounded beautiful and then i googled it and my respect for her went through the roof, what an awesome girl

[@felicia4279]

but the funny thing is that IT ACTUALLY SOUNDED DOPE W HER NAME

[@RushilKasetty]

@@felicia4279 Fax lol Suhani Biryani is a dope name

[@kaito4kid]

Biryani is tasty so it's cool

[@elck3]

sent you where..? lol

[@teddy984]

Abeer is seriously a living meme When he said he’d play the reverse uno card I was like ladies and gentlemen, a product of the 21st century

[@AbeerKhan]

Teddy Payal 🙏🏻🙏🏻

[@atheistsinceborn4903]

@@AbeerKhan abeer?😂

[@ahanasingh7049]

@@AbeerKhan what? Seriously

[@SamuelOrjiM]

@@AbeerKhan You're a fun kid. Good luck to you.

[@surabhisahni3950]

@@AbeerKhan heyy cutie! :))

[@saniakhawaja9732]

When Abeer said “give them an iPad” and Hasan said “seriously” Abeer felt like he said something wrong and got kinda embarrassed 🥺😭this poor kid lmao

[@mitab1]

Omg his life is ruined becuse he got embarrassed 😭😭

[@lalala-bt9um]

I’d think the same tbh lmao

[@keriannekerr1876]

Probably realized he can't convince his parents to get him an iPad if not even the cool TV adult doesn't think it's a good idea.

[@indianinja420]

That face he made killed me, they lingered on it for so long too LMAO

[@Fan-nr9zp]

Why did Hasan do that... Poor kid

[@vidyanandlal2867]

"if you get attached to someone you love...you won't be able to study." WORD.

[@Neo-br3uc]

F.L.A.M.E.S. did a great job explaining that..😂

[@FahmeedRokon]

Vidya Nandlal not necessarily, we give each other time and space when we have tests or quarter grades are closing

[@deltav864]

Don't get attached to anything you can't walk away from in 6 seconds flat when the test is around the corner

[@UKLeonie]

I swear all Indians (West Indies/Asian Indians/Pacific Asian) parents/guardians all quote this like dead ass FACTS.

[@Darknight_Syd84]

Lol

[@haleighpurich8411]

There’s no way Abeer doesn’t run a meme page.

[@John_C_J]

There's no way Abeer isn't a meme right now.

[@Masternaldo]

flossing and playing fortnite doesn't make anyone a memelord

[@TheMonicaAlison]

He's the ultimate zoomer

[@VerryJerry90]

Merrill George he repented lmfaooooo

[@HarshRajAlwaysfree]

There is no way he isn't on Reddit spamming fortnite

[@nirjhorrahman2322]

Abeer: exists Hasan: I respect that.

[@SSBMA1994]

🤣💀

[@badrinathkedar9980]

Hasan - Yes i am a islamic Jihadi disguised as a joker 🥱

[@SSBMA1994]

@@badrinathkedar9980 no. You are Badrinath Kedar, some nobody hiding behind the computer screen 👀

[@someguyfromsomewhere5323]

@@badrinathkedar9980 Who hurt you?

[@sanketraikar8114]

So as long as you are confident you get hasan's attention isn't it like avoiding fat people and talking to only good looking people

[@kbislit8061]

indian parents be like "its not pronounced actor beta, its pronounced doctor"

[@tia6437]

OH MY GOD 😂 And then they tell you how much they adore the actors, and when you say you want to be an actor..."nahi beta"

[@SwagsterPotatoGD]

😂😂😂😂😂😂👌🏻

[@biology-physicsbylalitprin1147]

😂😂😂😂

[@surajrao4792]

this made my day 😂😂

[@pradipchaterjee9576]

I didn't get that

[@smileyo_o7211]

Who else felt the quietness after he told the lil kid “seriously”

[@XxLgrande77xX]

It was kinda heavy

[@crimsonsea3447]

iPad is serious business yo

[@NahomSolomon12]

Smiley o_o why did they add that scene? It’s kinda mean

[@prano_8112]

They edited it lmao

[@umarmohammad6841]

it's edited

[@Skydiggz]

Never thought a tiny desi kid named Abeer would become my spirit animal

[@abdulandahmad3086]

That’s really stupid

[@LolABunnI369]

www.google.com/amp/s/www.worldreligionnews.com/opinion/spirit-animal-not-joke-oppression/amp/

[@vasantjoshi5831]

@@LolABunnI369 ok jennifer

[@jumatron2060]

@@LolABunnI369 nice article, thank you

[@neon_lights]

Ikr

[@AJ-js4fl]

*Abeer here is just like Hasan*

[@8bu3askor6]

Future protégé

[@handicui960]

Like Hasan, Abeer also know what Cancun is :D

[@siwarhamza5174]

@Abdullah Ilyas yes it's female name

[@shormy4716]

I know right!

[@shreyajaiswal2374]

I don't know what Cancun is 😂

[@annieoshea7598]

As a black woman, I learned so much from this, and I love it. Thank you for sharing your experiences, and I hope to see more of this, as this is what makes us all better allies for one another.

[@yolo1867]

@Kanye West ♪ why

[@noorykorky5056]

As a Middle Eastern woman, allyship is amazing! Thank you! We have a lot to learn from one another.

[@abhirajarora7631]

@Kanye West ♪ Why?

[@joonieluv5918]

@@abhirajarora7631 why not

[@somyaranjansahoo1255]

These aren't even real desis.

[@shvanj]

Hasan really pulls out the Indian uncle when he makes them sing

[@yashbansal8659]

Omg I'm deddd😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@kevinstart5107]

Them Indian genes leaking out...

[@AisheKaise]

Hahahaha lmao, this comment wins

[@amnaamjid8001]

For some reason i knew he would say that

[@Airammss]

"American Born Confident Desi" - THAT KID IS GONNA GO PLACES!

[@butterflyflyaway7862]

Airam Liscano he is next hasan minhaj

[@UKLeonie]

He is a legend in the making

[@Srikrishnakarthik]

That is a tollywood movie name

[@AbeerKhan]

Thank you guys!!!! I would love to go places and have other people pay for it 😂😂 Abeer!!

[@sheikhahmed4704]

Wow kid you really are going. ^

[@రూపేష్]

When they said 'no beating' immediately after he asked that question, i felt that

[@SGGCREATIVES]

All of Asia, South America and Africa felt that

[@gemelwalters2942]

Lol I'm from the Caribbean...I know that feeling

[@LusoiHardware]

Im from Kenya and can relate.

[@AnnabelleLeeTx]

Mexican here also felt that

[@cbegay81]

And Indigenous Americans

[@aaravpatil6029]

As a second generation indian american kid, GOD I wish I were in that room, they all seem like so much fun to be around.

[@kartikrana1080]

Beta What is this behaviour!

[@souravjain2932]

bro i am indian indian kid(if that's even a thing ) and i just want to be in a desi kid group , it would be so much fun!!

[@jj9217]

@@souravjain2932 well i mean , all your friends are desis(Indians). So like eh?

[@elonmusktoes]

@@souravjain2932 there's nothing like "indian - indian" kid, its just "indian" kid lol. and desi is indian too so you already have desi friends in india....

[@AugustIsMe_9966]

@@souravjain2932 if your Indian then it shouldn’t be so hard to be friends with Indians since you guys can have a lot in common, but there are exceptions obviously. Also what do you mean by Indian Indian kid?

[@muskanpatel9441]

"i am telling you as a boy we are little overrated" we need more confronting men like him...

[@vatsalpurohit3933]

Hasan: really trying not being an Uncle Also Hasan: SING!

[@tesssailvi820]

😂😂😂

[@sumedhatiwari_]

Oh damn😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@shreyakrishnan8789]

I am dying 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@jacobjohn4517]

😂😂😂

[@arulpraveen]

Thinking the same 😂😂

[@paarthdesai4269]

I totally agree with Hasan telling the one girl that a boyfriend should NOT be the priority!!!

[@paarthdesai4269]

@Rehaan Aamir I agree but we as a society need to stop teaching boys and girls (in my opinion girls) to focus on dating and more on loving yourself because there are people who never had a bf or gf and they are happy in life. The reason why I said girl is because ( I am a male) we in society teach women to rely on men and that they are nothing without men. I FIND THAT INSANELY DISTURBING.

[@supernovanotp1938]

@@paarthdesai4269 I mean let their priority be whatever they want? Cant we? They r Desis whats the worst they can do?😂😂

[@djinnisequoia]

I'll tell you something ... I thought that my life would not start for real until I found my true love. And so there are many things I never did, because true love was so hard to find. I spent all my time looking. If I had just followed my dreams, love probably would have found *me.*

[@paarthdesai4269]

@ I agree with you in that. I do agree that we need to focus on our dreams as the priority because the likelihood one will find their love in hs or college is slim but it is true we must learn to socialize with each other and with the opposite gender and at least be somewhat informed about socialization. I know people that graduated college and don't know how to socialize at all and that is sad. Not talking about boyfriend or girlfriend but everyone should at least learn to be somewhat social. I feel for those who can't.

[@deeppatel7496]

@ thats what i tell ppl all the time, enjoy ur time being young cuz trust me once u begin the real world, its just a cycle of the same boring routine everyday, its depressing in a way

[@ydbn272_92]

Idk if you can say the kids mispronounce their own names. It’s their names, their accents, they can pronounce it anyway they want, and we just need to respect that. I think this is the type of thing that makes them feel they don’t belong anywhere. As if they’re too American for India and too Indian for America.

[@dessa05]

IKR we need to respect their pronounciation

[@DB-me7ol]

Their names have meanings in native Indian languages which are absolutely murdered + lost in the process. Indian languages are very phonetic and changing just one sound can change the meaning of the whole word. I think that it is important that people pronounce their names right because doing so otherwise will inevitably strip them off their meanings. (plus, if one practices enough and asks a native speaker which I am assuming they must know at least 1 one can easily learn to pronounce them. Obv it is hard to learn an entire language never having lived in its place of origin but it is certainly possible to learn how to pronounce your own name!) Plus they started the convo with how would a white person pronounce their name vs how it is actually pronounced. and they failed to pronounce it the actual way. it was WAYYYYYY too Americanized

[@PratyakshTyagiBEE]

@@DB-me7ol Its fine

[@ritviksood2654]

@@DB-me7ol don't explain that to them. They literally change there name for white people like how dumb is that.

[@mimimusa757]

@@DB-me7ol but some of their names arenot even from Indian languages , sahir , jena and abeer are an Arabic names The meaning is that it's okay to mispronounce the name , but i also understand your point

[@simmigoel2032]

Girl to the left: oh I tell my mom everything Everyone: *stares in Desi*

[@shruti2748]

This is such an underrated comment!!

[@AbeerKhan]

(-_-) are you desi?

[@sheroo1000]

Abeer Khan Omg abeer hey!!

[@de3p]

@@AbeerKhan hahaha You create a KZbin account just to clap back at the comments on this video?

[@katbowtie8008]

Honestly some moms aren’t as toxic as the stereotypical desi moms. It’s rare but more prevalent in Non-India residing parents

[@ganeshashwin4439]

Being a resident Indian, you know most of those kids mispronounced their own names. XD XD

[@kopaichakraborty3969]

I was thinking the same thing

[@basharanisnarendramodi3526]

Ikr

[@lo-fi-meditation]

Which proves it's American English speakers thing and not white people thing.

[@essa5248]

It happens alot like even with me my I didn't understand how to say my real name until I was about 16/17

[@adrishbasu1644]

Exactly it not soohani it su haani

[@fadlallaahmed87]

Remake of this in 10 years to see where everyone is in life

[@13456789101]

and other videos...

[@AishwaryaNet]

omg yessssssss

[@kousei1436]

this is the like the most indian thing ever

[@bobbysingh5666]

Doctor lawyer or computer engineer/scientist

[@lmca08]

They’ll all be doctors , lawyers , engineers . I hope one of them will deviate and be in the arts

[@jessicaencinas2247]

I love the Indian people. I work for a Indian grocery warehouse and my bosses/coworkers are Indian and they are a mix of beliefs. Great people. I enjoy being out in the Indian community. Also, I never knew we had so many Indians in Washington lol you guys hide well and are very beautiful people and smart..

[@B-max.]

"i remember that from 6 years ago" "Dude, you're 6 years old” "Oh"

[@deutscherritter344]

@kou shik • 9K Views he's 12, turdskin

[@lorrie2878]

@@deutscherritter344 hr was wrong. Doesn't make him a turd whatever

[@naveenarora6467]

@kou shik • 9K Views that basically meant he was born a genius. Crazy how many people dont understand such simple things in ancient Indian texts.

[@Beebaabee]

Bmax same energy as “have you heard of Korea?” “No” “Suvi you’re Korean”

[@joeljohn5305]

He was 6 , 6 years ago !!!!

[@ArcadianWizard]

Abeer is precious and we must protect him at all costs

[@AbeerKhan]

Diet Glue Thank you! 😊😊😊😊 😂🤣

[@ArcadianWizard]

Abeer Khan KING

[@princenegi1886]

@@AbeerKhan abeer do you run a meme page? Lol had to ask

[@abeer4603]

My name's abeer and I'm a girl. WOWOW

[@legoatjagoat4691]

He dumb for a 12 year old

[@XhosaShinobi01]

When Abeer said 'you know what Cancun is?' I swear from the way he abruptly stopped his train of thought to the his facial expressions, he went full Hassan.

[@grantlew4832]

As an indo-guyanaese that grew up in america my whole life, approaching my late 20’s. I love this video and it’s crazy how those things are still true to this day

[@cherrybomb642]

I’m so glad that they have someone like him to look up to.

[@fkhan2006]

Ikrr

[@dantatadangote4700]

Deadass!!

[@arktofreedom8162]

Suffer No Fools lol u just don’t want desi people to have people to look up to. Also how exactly is he racebaiting? The story he told about his instances with hate crimes? You have no ground to say those are false, thus no proof hes trying to race bait.

[@John-ct9zs]

For real, when I was growing up as an Indian in the 80s and 90s, we like had NOBODY to look up to except Apu from The Simpsons.

[@saim-mb3po]

Abeer: I- Hasan: “I respect that , ya I respect that”

[@adam3504]

h...hello!?

[@saim-mb3po]

꧁єí꧂ what?

[@josephruiz5148]

@Kira Diaz he does. kzbin.info/door/N56NCI-fdFpcg8Z0676COQ

[@daniyaparvez2143]

@@josephruiz5148 aye noo 😂 that kid's slicc

[@adam3504]

​@@saim-mb3po Don't worry, the thing is there were 2k people who liked you but none of them has the balls to compliment you. So, I decided to break the ice and ask you on a date?. and now I'm cursed for life.

[@aphilip8266]

Bruh do this with UK indian kids fr would be a madness

[@cheesecakelasagna]

Should be with Tan France

[@kritisharma7057]

teuest thing i've read all day

[@JoelJojiTV]

Word

[@trixy_beaver_xx934]

why

[@aphilip8266]

@@aishumathanan5570 Heavy

[@RealistVK]

As an Indian, i loved to see their confidence level in USA. Great indeed

[@somyaranjansahoosahoo5127]

They are Americans.

[@RealistVK]

@@somyaranjansahoosahoo5127 I said as an indian i love their confidence because i am an Indian not them. They are Americans but of Indian origin. Don't try to make mockery of yourself

[@shalbec3232]

@@RealistVK yeah it normal America gives you all freedom of speech,press and religion you are not forced to be religious in America you be you but don't get arresting for doing crime

[@AshirwadSarmah]

@@shalbec3232 all that freedoms and rights but apparently not so good of English lessons for you.

[@RealistVK]

@@shalbec3232 My nationality(on passport, not in my mind) is Indian (by coincidence, not choice) but i deny nationalism. I am a globalised atheist since my early days in college & i hate orthodox Indians (90% are illogical, some are being logical) living in illogical religious environment like most of the developing countries. It just feels good to see some individuals of this orthodox society (like all other developing countries in Asia, Africa & South America) learning new skills with global scientific approach to the life having confidence to break mental, social barriers (religion, caste, racism, patriarchy, capitalism) slowly slowly. It feel good to see some of these individuals breaking their own societies' rubbish orthodox mentality. Being a history student i have always acknowledged West for showing the rest of the world that freedom, privacy, logical/progressive laws, equality & above all scientific temperament by leaving a lot of their historical rubbishes like their racism & neo-colonial mentality.

[@nirajthapa9875]

Abeer : " Exists" Hasan : I like that

[@bilalshaikh9233]

he is a cute kid tho hahaha

[@ebsii9031]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@idib1739]

Hasan looks emotional when he's talking about his mustache experience.

[@MDMetalManiac]

You're confusing it with the bracelet experience

[@batlilemasemola5386]

Abeer Khan has figured life out very early

[@anantgillmusic]

he is the goat

[@tjwmsinlv]

Your conversation with children is one of the best things I have ever watched. I've always been a huge fan of you...but at 70yrs old...your conversations with young people is RAW, INFORMATIVE and BRILLIANT on every level.👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾❤❤❤😘

[@HASEEBTheFew]

when I was a kid we didn’t have people giving us this kinda representation. shoutout Hasan for holding it down for the youts

[@AarPanFilms]

Scalene Toast i’m so happy for the next generation and my remaining one year before i’m an adult

[@darkvader9217]

Exaccctttllyyyy bro

[@John-ct9zs]

Yeah I grew up in the 80s and 90s, and for any Indian or Pakistani kid back then...you know what it was like. We had no one older that grew up in America to look up to except our immigrant parents and other Uncles and Auntis. The best we had was Apu from The Simpsons.

[@akhilpremk]

That kid who said "Do drugs" has incredible timing.

[@dybiosol]

I legit spit out water

[@akhilmadipalli3944]

you have my name

[@adi14293]

Akhil Prem the most american thing ever lmfao

[@syedakhan46]

Abeer is the that one brown kid in middle school always sitting with girls

[@dextuary]

Totally!!

[@ssm3661]

True

[@sanianambiar6524]

that is so true

[@adithyaajith681]

I think he is mostly lying to sound cool.

[@ssm3661]

@@adithyaajith681 maybe

[@gulabani2216]

These kids are all so confident. Especially Abeer! He's 12 and very intelligent, he's so funny and knows a lot of stuff, he'll go far!

[@WHR17]

They called you an “uncle” the ultimate Desi kid insult

[@exothermicforstability7915]

"Bhaiya" and "Didi" is like a compliment.

[@thelastcube.]

no shit

[@iwillbecomeca9817]

In any Indian language like in Hindi, whenever referring to an older person or someone senior by designation we add 'G' to his/her name ,out of respect for the wise and more experienced. But maybe not even a single western culture has anything like that. So the goto substitute for some thing like G is uncle, aunty, bhaiya, dd, etc

[@s.j.1298]

@ Ronak Ria Purnima Mohanty: American cultural norms used to use ‘Sir’ (uncle) and ‘Ma’am’ (aunty).

[@hanji1041]

@@iwillbecomeca9817 no uncle is for older guy and bhaiya for younger. Ji is mostly used by punjabis that's how it's use got popular . We also say uncle ji , bhaiya ji etc but mostly if you are called uncle or aunty then that means you look 30 or older.

[@lastchance1101]

"Hating muslims is timeless" This really feels so true

[@devdasrai]

last chance 🙄😒 He says that like Muslims are not some of the most hateful, racist people there are.

[@lastchance1101]

@@devdasrai well maybe you met the wrong ones i am a Muslim and i am not racist or hateful

[@muhammedhassan5665]

@@lastchance1101 he is just proving your point.

[@lastchance1101]

@@alex-sv8ru muslims? 1.9 billion people decided to fly a plane into buildings? You are blaming quarter of human population 25% of human beings because of a group which consists 20 to 30 people and you dont even now if those people were real muslims.

[@cataclysmal5315]

Search for Persecution of Hindus in wiki.

[@digirajput]

“That’s like the Indian Uncle coming out of him” 😂😂

[@singeraditi27]

I LOVE how Hasan picks on Abeer! Being and indian is a true blessing

[@hammadali594]

Abeer should take over Patriot Act when Hasan retires.

[@AbeerKhan]

Hammad Ali That would be pretty cool ;)

[@hemalbhatt4055]

Exactly

[@AbeerKhan]

hemal bhatt 🙃

[@hemalbhatt4055]

@@AbeerKhan Subscribed abeer

[@IbrahimLucas]

@@AbeerKhan You deadass kinda look like him 😋

[@AbhishekSarin]

When the kids were introducing themselves I was lowkey hoping for a Rajesh Rengatramanajananam Jr.

[@abhaykumarsingh7081]

Hands down the most underrated comment in the entire section lmao! 🤣🤣

[@jeannedarc6121]

@@abhaykumarsingh7081 no

[@tasnimtrisha2]

😂😂😂😂

[@Clickbymadhav]

Only the real ones know 😂😂😂😂😂

[@arikakarin2323]

You got 100+ likes from before and after I watched the video 😂

[@sethgilbertson2474]

Dude, I love how Hasan relates to these kids. Meets them on their level, validates them as people.

[@cegonzales9809]

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻I’ve probably watched this 6 or 7 times and I enjoy it and laugh at Abeer every time. It’s a classic. Not only it is just plain funny, but also gives a much needed voice to the US IndoAsian community. Pure gold.💛

[@wooottff]

"my older sister, the test child" I felt that in my bones

[@ThePopfan1]

Desi Army! Yay!

[@laya8489]

same, I’m the test child in my family 😪

[@Z19901000sadd4m]

what does "the test child" mean?

[@khadraadan1853]

@@Z19901000sadd4m the child the parents try their parenting style on first, usually the first and or second child (if they are different genders)

[@wooottff]

@@Z19901000sadd4m first borns where parents are new to parenthood and think they know n do everything for the best ( -_- ) and ultimately ruin the child's growth as a human whole

[@KaileeWalters]

Hasan trying to be Abeer's friend for 15 minutes straight

[@TheApothus1]

Dude Yessss. He connected with him probably the most, I'm sure growing up his parents didn't understand his likes and all too

[@feliciapattinson9591]

😂😂😂😂

[@harikiran4339]

XD

[@mfun503]

I thought he was kind of mean to the poor kid.

[@snowflake8629]

@Andre Knowledge357 Yeah why not. You do you 😂.

[@AjanKan]

The weird thing is that the Desi kids themselves are pronouncing a westernised version of their own name!

[@avantikaarvind4725]

Yessssss

[@anjali2387]

Maybe it just sounds westernised cause of the accent

[@avantikaarvind4725]

@@anjali2387 that's the entire point tho

[@anjali2387]

@@avantikaarvind4725 Umm Idk, like people in India have different accents if they come from different regions, but it's still Indian right?

[@avantikaarvind4725]

@@anjali2387 they're all speaking in American accents

[@queenjoss4417]

I'm a black south African woman and I must say, I've learned a lot from Hasan's show and yeah....definitely got the theme song in my head. I actually listen and watch whatever race(person, individual)I happen to come across that catches my attention because I love learning about anything that's new and different!!! Love what he's doing with the kids😊

[@hadipawar2539]

"Why are you guys snapping?" Hasan is officially an uncle now !!!

[@tiwari_9010]

*begining of the video* "Why would he bring a 12 year old among Teenagers?" *2 minute into the video* "Oh thats why"

[@xtiros2672]

He is 2 years younger than most of them but sure doesn’t look like it

[@tiwari_9010]

@@xtiros2672 yeah the thumbnail says "Hasan gets real with desi TEENS" 12 is not a teen age. But damn he was lit.

[@tiwari_9010]

@@sadmansaqibsifat8277 yeah I mean isnt teenage supposed to be between 13 to 19? Thats what I meant.

[@naabila]

Saad Kamran didn’t get puberty yet I guess

[@isaiahfreeman]

Everyone saying they have American accent. They are American..

[@kyliek.9481]

Only if at least one of their parents are American.

[@thelastcube.]

@@kyliek.9481 They grew up in America among American culture ofc they're american Oh and for the technicality part, if they're born in America, they have the american citizenship (by law)

[@PakNewYorkVlogs]

@@thelastcube. yep u are right

[@user-gi2od4zg9q]

Lmao right

[@user-gi2od4zg9q]

@@kyliek.9481 American isn't an ethnicity. If you have an American citizenship, you're American. You're definitely Indian (or whatever ethnicity your parents are), but you're also American. Otherwise, nobdoy would be american except native American Indians

[@sashanoel8766]

Dead ass is 100% West Indian/Caribbean. Been hearing this since I was little in the 80s. It’s funny how things crawl their way into pop culture

[@caffeinatednation8885]

I love how intently Hasan listens, he gives 100% of his attention to whoever is speaking.

[@salmonellasmistress2871]

Abeer looked so scared when Hasan said “Seriously?”

[@khadijad2427]

i dieddddddddddddddddddd

[@RoseCroga35]

He was abt to cry ... lol Abeer, you're super cute

[@serenesista]

I know. I want to hug him. Hasan needs to dial back his intense stares.

[@abdallahelamin2666]

I felt bad for Abeer, Hasan putting him under pressure like that 😕 not good for his confidence 😕

[@lidijabratic2712]

These kids are great. All of them. They are sweet, kind, polite, funny. They laugh so easy.... Congrats to their parents. You people did a great job.

[@subeermishra8394]

Abeer is 2019 version of hasan

[@elshazlio]

Preach

[@AsitKumarGupta]

That's an Insult to Abeer. Hope he turns out better than Hasan.

[@aazer1aw582]

Is "Abeer" a gender-natural name?

[@weneed6229]

Asit Kumar Gupta what?? Why? I love Hasan

[@kiyohshi6827]

Hasan man of the people. Adult of the kids.

[@TreebeardsHome]

The Missouri kid has the most Desi parents. A chance to get our son on TV, drive 1,000mi.

[@nnnnnn496]

Not even T.V . Its youtube. You can upload yourself. Lol

[@tanujsingh533]

Hasan: What would you do if you had to go on a date? Someone in the lot: We're all brown 💔🙂

[@Alex-dd8by]

Yess..Sahir said that :)

[@ritikchouhan9735]

My name is Birayani Hasan: *and I respect that.*

[@bbbreakdown_]

"what do you do if you want to date" "you don't" Roll the credits folks.

[@rayray2528]

For people living in india it would be....."what do you do when you wanna talk to A boy".

[@kartikad8641]

Skjkks

[@Yaheleven]

The story of my life living with Desi parents

[@eternalephemeros3139]

“My sis go to Yale Med, he goes to Yale Law” lmfao... she just said it like her sis went to a park for a walk.. respect 👌👌

[@dr.punjab6046]

Is Yale a good university ? Sorry don’t know much about the US

[@Blueberrey]

@@dr.punjab6046 yes it is!!

[@Blueberrey]

@@dr.punjab6046 yes it is!!

[@darkreen]

@@dr.punjab6046 and you are Dr.!!!

[@tia6437]

@@darkreen LMAO 😂

[@pattygiovinazzo6860]

I loved this! Any kid with foreign born parents can empathize. Especially the urge to have us (their kids) succeed. My sister and I were the 1st of our very large Croation dad and Irish mom - with 35, 1st cousins on my mom's side - to go to university.

[@fateemazahra4406]

Netflix cancelled a show like "Patriot Act" and approved a movie like "Cuties" *Let that sink in*

[@vikramkoodoye1418]

What ! 👀 i didn’t know this 🙃

[@jedidiahwayne9786]

They cancelled it?

[@Malila2009]

Did you at least watch the movie?? Or did you just read "the summery" Netflix gave? Do you kwon the real message of that movie?

[@mycatisorganic5820]

@@Malila2009 tell us the meaning then. Go on?

[@Malila2009]

@@Awardrobeofwonders so you watched the movie? Or are you telling this after reading a bunch of online articles?

[@tc9552]

I love how Hasan is bringing his culture to the forefront through this medium. That's finessing the status quo.

[@Srikrishnakarthik]

For the major part he is mostly misrepresenting it. Thanks to Jio internet many Indians who think Western PPL are superior come to internet to see videos releted India. That's a trend now with KZbin and Netflix trying to grab views from naive Indians.

[@avni202]

@@Srikrishnakarthik chill tf out

[@i.m.4044]

@@Srikrishnakarthik Mate, I don't have the faintest idea what you're on about. But whatever it is, just shut up about it

[@brp625]

@ wow who hurt you?

[@rjrocks249]

@ Advanced 1st world country ,really??? On what basis you say you are advanced? The technology, the social values?? all the tech you have has somewhere involvement of an Indian. And dont get me started on your social values , the way you have commented here shows that you are a trumptard and by extension a racist. Nothing that the US is today represent in any way or form a 1st world country, by persisting with trump you people have shown the world that you are every bit as third world as any other country.

[@manan4436]

Hasan: I'm a comedian. Abeer: Am I joke to you ?

[@AbeerKhan]

Manan 👌🏻🤣

[@TheRealUSArmy]

@@AbeerKhan _cries in Brexit and east London and roadmen_

[@omar65ish]

🤣

[@donnyj9487]

This was so good and heartwarming but sad at the same time. It's probably so tough being a kid now a days.

[@TorEtCetera]

my feelings exactly

[@gulabani2216]

Yeah, it is.

[@hamzasyed]

This is so wholesome, I'm going to cry. "American Born Confident Desi" YAAAS

[@SUNDARKALAKENDRA]

This is so heartwarming and real -also can’t believe how many things don’t change for the next gen. Also I want to put Abeer in my pocket!

[@abeerjamal7763]

Imalittlebig

[@krishnaprakash2155]

Plot twist: Abeer is Hassan's son.

[@kamranahmadsid]

His full name is abeer khan and hasan's full name is hasan minhaz and 2nd thing hasan is 29 while abeer is 12 years old

[@hammadhassan9125]

Kamran Ahmad do you even know what plot twist means?

[@LukmanHassan]

He's gonna be soon enough

[@ketikteks]

@@kamranahmadsid lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Plot twist

[@ani7700]

I totally feel like Hasan wished Abeer was his son or like a little cousin or something. They really meshed!

[@sideninja]

13:08 when your favourite relative shouts at you

[@mithranvetriselvan625]

😂😂

[@kevinfitts9252]

I've never seen so many grammatically correct comments in my life.

[@gemelwalters2942]

Lol our parents might be vetting the comments so....brown struggles xD

[@shauryanathan5680]

Welcome to India

[@MiniM69]

Model minority myth, dude. I see hella split infinitives.

[@gemelwalters2942]

@@MiniM69 well you just said "Hella" so...lol we're allowed some margin of error xD

[@NMp-gf1tg]

'Get attached to someone u love. you won't be able to study' Every Indian parent ever.

[@ForTomorrowToday]

How do they know so much

[@maiwitzmann411]

My moms Vietnamese and she always says that 😒

[@NMp-gf1tg]

@@maiwitzmann411 😂😁

[@shreyaputhran7646]

My parents want me to legit find love after I start working lmao

[@NMp-gf1tg]

@@shreyaputhran7646 same😂

[@veerdev3461]

The way they told their name even desi people can't get them right

[@afaqnba]

Lol but they still pronounced it in American accent

[@echtwoessofour1116]

Actually some names were quite complicated.. 😢😐

[@AzuanOfficial]

What's Desi?

[@ncxdf1277]

@@AzuanOfficial It means native/local to india. But now it's basically a term used to describe people/cultures from the countries in the Indian subcontinent. So these are people from India,pakistan, bangldesh, Sri lankan etc, are considered Desi countries because they all have same/similar culture.

[@MihirLetsPlay]

Bhai Sahi meh.....yeh log exceptional case hai....

[@wowokiknow660]

This is the most wholesome thing I've watched in a while.

[@agee9567]

Abeer is a mini Hassan. Even looks like him.

[@AbeerKhan]

georgiegirl5542684 thank you!

[@mushirashaikh4464]

He looks cuter!!! Have u seen Hassan's childhood pics? 😂

[@khizarkhan4250]

@@mushirashaikh4464 People are hating on Hasan. Lol.

[@mushirashaikh4464]

@@khizarkhan4250 not hating jst stating facts. 😌

[@khizarkhan4250]

@@mushirashaikh4464 Yeah, tell Hasan that. He's in his room crying probably. Just kidding, yeah it's hilarious. Watch Abeer's new KZbin channel!

[@TimiAgiri]

Abeer is cooler than 99% of people bruh

[@MJ-js1be]

"Why does our dreams have to be on the side", man that hit hard as an arab

[@suhridguha2560]

similar cultures man

[@aena5995]

@@suhridguha2560 wht do yall study at college?

[@suhridguha2560]

@@aena5995 all my friends studied engineering lol. So now in India we have a lot of over qualified people doing jobs below their expertise. Me personally rebelled a bit and studied mass communication

[@suhridguha2560]

@@aena5995 dude does your first name mean mirror?

[@aena5995]

@@suhridguha2560 i am 18 and gotta decide wht to do after school and scared af my parents arent forcing me but i personally dont know wht tf i should do lol

[@nenitastar99]

I'm not Indian, but looking at the comments I can relate so much as a Mexican from México, listening to Mexican-American ppl mispronounce their own names and the names of the food, it fuels me with anger.

[@MonochromaticBananaBread]

Uh oh I'm half Mexican and my name is Gabrielle

[@gabrielasanchez2028]

why would you be angry lol

[@NotJoegoldberg]

@@gabrielasanchez2028 because they mispronounced their names..they talk about how others mispronounce their names but they themselves mispronounced them.

[@aryan7767]

@@NotJoegoldberg Idk if you can say the kids mispronounce their own names. It’s their names, their accents, they can pronounce it anyway they want, and we just need to respect that. I think this is the type of thing that makes them feel they don’t belong anywhere. As if they’re too American for India and too Indian for America.

[@montyi8]

Mehico

[@Phoenix-ly5yz]

This proves how everyone has an inner indian aunty or uncle.

[@devashishsood4177]

Wandering Fieryrabbit so true

[@amyl6041]

Well they're being raised by indian aunties & uncles who teach them to save, study, don't date, & family politics(like mine)

[@HeartMindSoul4321]

Totally agree to that! 😂

[@AhKiOye]

I think that's just time and the aging

[@kimang9814]

"if your parents had no expectations for a day, what would you do?" girl on the lower right: *do drugs*

[@BothHands1]

this post i made a few minutes ago is kinda related, so i'll post it here: they're so adorable! also, that kid's totally right --- my parents were super strict and it led me to actually do a lot of drugs and smoke cigarettes and kinda ruin my life, cuse i was really spiteful eventually --- that all my friends had more freedom than me, and so i rebelled extra hard. fell in with bad people and moved on to much harder stuff, through more serious methods of ingestion. i guess there was also the fact that i'm gay, and my parents came from a baptist church, so that caused a lot of conflict, especially when they forced me to go. one easter they made me go and instead of talking about easter, the guy talked about how being gay was just as bad as murder. so that sparked a huge fight where i threw a metal chair through a full length mirror and got wrestled to the floor by my dad, after he took the door handle off to get into my locked room. was a disaster lol but yeah, if you teach your kids good values, and you make them feel comfortable asking you about things, it really makes them trust you. like those parents who say "i really don't think you should drink, your childhood might seem like an eternity, but it's actually such a short part of your life. but if you do drink, i want you to call me so i can pick you up, and make sure you're safe. i won't be mad, and we can figure things out along the way, etc etc" . also, don't worry, after that fight, my parents realized how serious i was about it, and never made me go to church again, and even stopped going themselves. after getting out from under religion, they're completely different, accepting and understanding parents. my dad took longer to come around, but he's chill now. things tend to work out in the end, i guess lol you just gotta self advocate, and play their game, and reason with them, and if you're really truly thoroughly passionate about something, they'll eventually learn they can't stop you and give up lol oh yeah, and you're not missing anything if you don't eat meat. i grew up for 10 years in south africa, where everyone is obsessed with meat. but around age 14, i decided I didn't like that animals were hurt for it, so i stopped. 16 years later, i still haven't touched the stuff - even when we grill my veggie burgers, i do it on foil so it doesn't touch the same surface that was used to cook meat. the smell is horrific to me now, and makes me gag. it's super gross, killing an animal and eating its corpse. ew. and indians have been experimenting with vegetarian food for more than a thousand years, so you guys make the best stuff. my absolute favorite is saag paneer, extra spicy with rice, garlic naan and kashmiri naan, and a raita and mango lassi. usually lasts me a few days lol. i've tried to make it myself, but it's hard to get all the spices in other countries, so the veg only indian place by my house is my favorite. and since they don't serve meat at all, i know there's no cross-contamination, and it also feels good to be supporting a purely veg restaurant 💕💕💕 ((sorry for writing so much, it's 6am and i haven't been able to sleep since like 3am, so i may be a bit delirious lol))

[@shahnoormaredia5269]

Mycel : lol no talks straight up ass whopping.

[@shubhamkumar1029]

After this...she will welcomed by chappal ( desi mom's style to welcome after you messed up something)

[@yogeshkmrful]

That was the most Savage answer in whole video 😜

[@KVeda-gc7zs]

but issa mood

[@goethefaust3504]

"Hating Muslims is timeless. It's a classic." Just let this sink in. That's just sad and hurts me. People, we gotta change.

[@MinatoNamikaze-ib7vq]

There might be A reason if everyone hates you? Both sides need to change

[@goethefaust3504]

@@MinatoNamikaze-ib7vq Who told you that I am a muslim? It generally hurts me if people are immediately judged by their race, color, religion, sexuality. We are individuals!! People like YOU are the reason why many muslims, colored etc. People are judged wrongly. See, you don't even know me, made false assumptions and demanded me to change?! No one needs to change except wrong and evil people no matter to which race, religion nation or whatsoever they belong.

[@MinatoNamikaze-ib7vq]

@@goethefaust3504 I didnt talk about you particularly. It was a general statement that if everyone's against you, there might be something wrong with you as well.

[@MinatoNamikaze-ib7vq]

@@goethefaust3504 yes. We are individuals. Individuals with ideas. I dont hate any individual. I am actually one of those who cannot hate a person just because he belongs to a particular set. But some ideas are bad. Some ideas are incompatible, Intolerant, assertive, and if you do have those ideas then it's a problem for me and many other people.

[@goethefaust3504]

@@MinatoNamikaze-ib7vq exactly, your Idea to believe that a particular religious community has to be bad and it's ideas have to be intorelant, just because some crazy attention-seeking people say and act so, is bad. Generalizing as its best. 2,8 billion people in your idea need to change. No! They all do not embody people with bad ideas. Some of them do, for sure. And you know what, muslims statistically have been mostly attacked by such bad people, so they nothing but pray for such lunatics to change cause they are mostly affected.

[@lukede3872]

I'm a teacher who for the first time has a group of young Indian kids as an advisory group. They wrestle so much about how Indian they are allowed to/should be. So many of them feel like they have had to reject aspects of their Indian-ess. I'm grateful that these conversations are making it into the mainstream. At least my students aren't alone in these conversations.

[@swiftieforever9793]

"Yeah my sister goes to yale med, and he goes to Yale law" 💀

[@jumatron2060]

Lol

[@ektasaikia7153]

A match made in Yale

[@aidenashmond3223]

She can go to Harvard but she's still ugly

[@swiftieforever9793]

@@aidenashmond3223 said your mom when she was talking about you .....

[@aidenashmond3223]

@Joe Joseph lol why would she? I'm fairly handsome

[@aimemaggie]

“What do you do when you date” “You don’t” I felt that

[@anilagarwal4983]

I freakin know right!?

[@AB-sr4xd]

What my parents, relatives, and people at my local mosque think: Being in the presence of a boy -> Talking to him -> Developing a crush on him -> Dating him -> Kissing and holding hands -> Sex -> Pregnancy So I'm not even supposed to be in the presence of a boy

[@rebecca9244]

"And then one kid who drove all the way from Missouri" had me howling

[@numanzayn]

Suhani: I decided that my middle name would be "Biriyani". Abeer: I mean, I love Biriyani. Me: That's more like it😂

[@LIFEISCHERISHABLE]

Hasan is Tony Stark and, Abeer is his Peter Parker

[@tulsinarayanan2003]

So down for this 😂❤️

[@Guywithbeard672]

@LIFE You Deserve More Likes Dude

[@LIFEISCHERISHABLE]

@@Guywithbeard672 😄

[@badrinathkedar9980]

Lol Hasan is an islamic hate monger 😂

[@badrinathkedar9980]

Arey chutya, yeh tumhaara ghandi ghat nahi!

[@farheen999]

If I were Hassan, I'd be worried about Abeer coming after his job!

[@jackkhan975]

lol trueeeeeeeee.

[@AbeerKhan]

Don’t tell Hassan 🤫🤫🤫

[@TimiAgiri]

Hi this is Patriot Act with Abeer Khan

[@ah6382]

Abeer Khan good luck dude

[@feliciapattinson9591]

😂😂😂😂

[@genuinetakes]

Dude if I had even half the confidence that Abeer has I would have been a rockstar in school in india

[@lemonadedubois2347]

I'm a little older than all these kids but this is so personal to me. I was so lucky to have desi friends in school so I never felt super isolated, but I always felt like I was walking a tightrope between too American and too Indian

[@tempest2109]

Ok they are not even pronouncing their own name the Indian way.

[@yume693]

EXACTLY!!!! 😂

[@Liwah]

😂 I'm East African, and even I could tell that those were definitely Americanised pronunciations.

[@tapasyachaturvedi7953]

That’s what I have to do now

[@peaceout3495]

I often do that

[@dileepsaisharan9107]

Bruh😂, thats just hilarious😂

[@aisha-fg3ri]

Abeer's that one guy that WILL just inevitably make it in life. There is no other way

[@AbeerKhan]

A-A goodgreengoo 💪🏼👍🏻

[@CosmoExplosion]

Really hope so he's a great kid ❤

[@AbeerKhan]

TheLeakyCauldron Thanks a lot!

[@rishabhmathur999]

We couldn't see Hasan's childhood so God created Abeer

[@parmishvermadamama5152]

Rohit Srivastava tf r you on about?

[@cube5750]

@Rohit Srivastava u hit your head somewhere?

[@marjanmausumi4564]

Wtf hahahaahaha true

[@rishabhmathur999]

@Rohit Srivastava Bro aptitude test ke liye padh le. Aise to koi exam nhi clear hoga yaar tera. Bas yt pe like aur comment hi karta reh jayega gande gande

[@HKBoba]

Honestly. this is really impressive. The work ethic and culture. I'm Chinese and as hard as tiger parents try. I see so many fail to instill their work ethic and drive into their kids. As someone who is planning for kids in the next 2-3 years with my wife. How do Indian-americans do it?? I don't think its as simple as being strict. They have to want to succeed in order to strive for success.

[@hannaholson5342]

the girl in the back row (teji) goes to my school and she's very cool.

[@rohandutta8902]

Oh really.....?

[@Rajsadaye]

@@abhilashaa2799 I do care. Don't need to be rude!

[@vishwajeetjangra3390]

@@abhilashaa2799 not trying to be rude but why did you replied.

[@18muhammadkhatib16]

@@abhilashaa2799 everyone cares... I care. seems like it's just you...lol

[@VSK_2909]

@@abhilashaa2799 ok Boomer