15 Minutes of Comedians on Sex | Netflix Is A Joke

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Comedians are truly a turn-off.
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@belliott88
@belliott88 4 жыл бұрын
“The shit we’ll do to fit in... You know?!” 🤣
@hallaja8338
@hallaja8338 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao I'm straight and I feel like that!
@skibumb220
@skibumb220 3 жыл бұрын
I'm a straight man and I felt that in my soul. That was a mic drop worthy line.
@drghdrgh1140
@drghdrgh1140 3 жыл бұрын
"The balls be salty as fuck."
@captainchaos3053
@captainchaos3053 3 жыл бұрын
I'd love to know who was headin down that road with her. Poor guy.
@Ashley-Lopez
@Ashley-Lopez 3 жыл бұрын
@@drghdrgh1140 “I know, girl.”
@kumudkathuria
@kumudkathuria 3 жыл бұрын
This video just shows just how important sex education is 😂😂😂
@robel3786
@robel3786 3 жыл бұрын
Tell that to the ladies in Bridgerton.
@SnepBlepVR
@SnepBlepVR 3 жыл бұрын
*proper sex education*....
@phriedokra6158
@phriedokra6158 3 жыл бұрын
Funny stuff...I have a dream of being the next Phyllis Diller
@stoic2608
@stoic2608 3 жыл бұрын
english is more important.
@SomeGuy-xo8rs
@SomeGuy-xo8rs 3 жыл бұрын
Do you want to learn?
@geekdiggy
@geekdiggy 4 жыл бұрын
taylor tomlinson kills me bro. the whole quarter life crisis set absolutely worked.
@geekdiggy
@geekdiggy 4 жыл бұрын
jen kirkman's funny too.
@Tao-fp3yr
@Tao-fp3yr 4 жыл бұрын
Taylor got me warmed up for the Jen that me hype for Katt. Then the high was over.
@prefershe
@prefershe 4 жыл бұрын
Hi, you're killin me by feeling the need to add "bro" in your sentence 😆
@BadassBikerOwns
@BadassBikerOwns 3 жыл бұрын
I can see why you like her material. I prefer Nikki's style.
@dannyboymwamba
@dannyboymwamba 2 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/iHXPg4CdaLicgJY💛💚❤
@Miss__Gee
@Miss__Gee 3 жыл бұрын
I've never spat out my coffee so many times in one sitting.
@everything777
@everything777 3 жыл бұрын
First time you've ever spat out anything I imagine
@himothy1223
@himothy1223 3 жыл бұрын
@@everything777 😂😂😂 I ain’t seen nothin👨🏽‍🦯👨🏽‍🦯👨🏽‍🦯👨🏽‍🦯👨🏽‍🦯 I didn’t just witness a murder.
@AnotherOak
@AnotherOak 3 жыл бұрын
Really?...damn...spitting little coffee babies all over the place....your a murderer...savage
@themoviejunky3918
@themoviejunky3918 3 жыл бұрын
Jeez women are not too funny.
@margureittelewis
@margureittelewis 3 жыл бұрын
@@themoviejunky3918 hahaha you killed me with that one😃😃😃you men are the funniest 😑😑😑
@qjbceyijnko
@qjbceyijnko 4 жыл бұрын
2:48 idk it may just be me and her but idky but a guy respecting boundaries is one of things that I find hot 😂
@charlotte8765
@charlotte8765 4 жыл бұрын
I read disrespecting boundaries.
@qjbceyijnko
@qjbceyijnko 4 жыл бұрын
@@charlotte8765 who hurt you? Please tell me imma go beat they ass
@norapeace6526
@norapeace6526 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah it’s definitely hot 🤤🥰❤️🤣
@WattWireNet
@WattWireNet 4 жыл бұрын
...just like the one comedienne who got amped by guys saying "we don't have to do anything, we can just hang." I know from experience there is some truth to this.
@evanroberts2771
@evanroberts2771 4 жыл бұрын
Yes, you find it hot right up until they get boring and you go chasing the bad boys.
@jesse4550
@jesse4550 3 жыл бұрын
"If you're worried about being replaced by a piece of plastic, you don't bring much to the table." Sadly all to accurate these days.
@dannyboymwamba
@dannyboymwamba 2 жыл бұрын
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@TheUnkindness
@TheUnkindness Жыл бұрын
That's exactly why so many are worried of being replaced! They know they ain't shii
@afrikankodo
@afrikankodo 4 жыл бұрын
"And if you would just lay those same hands on our penile region." 😂😂😂 Damn, Katt!
@nrdk_1
@nrdk_1 3 жыл бұрын
The legend bra
@paperfox5292
@paperfox5292 3 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: The hymen actually is no closed membrane that breaks having sex, it looks more like a scrunchie hairtie. Bleeding is mostly due to not being relaxed and lubricated enough
@saint3211
@saint3211 3 жыл бұрын
Depends on they hymen. It's most likely going to be like a scrunchie but it can be a membrane that is perforated or it can have a septum
@ginaortiz7759
@ginaortiz7759 3 жыл бұрын
Mom
@martmanana7269
@martmanana7269 3 жыл бұрын
Nice one thanks for that
@guilhermefarias5255
@guilhermefarias5255 3 жыл бұрын
That's not 100% true, it depends on the hymen, because hymens can have many shapes, a scrunchie, a closed membrane wall, 2 holes, 3 holes, a swiss cheese, it can have many shapes, and even be almost invisible
@strawberrycherrybaby
@strawberrycherrybaby 3 жыл бұрын
Yep! I didn't bleed at all the first time bc we did like 2 hours of foreplay and lots of lube.
@rydergrove2294
@rydergrove2294 4 жыл бұрын
Nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli.
@MarieGarrett.
@MarieGarrett. 3 жыл бұрын
I admit it proudly lol
@codygooding1332
@codygooding1332 3 жыл бұрын
Trailer Park Boys.
@smithmx733
@smithmx733 3 жыл бұрын
TRAILER PARK BOYSSSSSS
@That80sGuy1972
@That80sGuy1972 3 жыл бұрын
I admit I did. It was all in the same day, not the same sitting though. I have a normal capacity stomach.
@omg9261
@omg9261 3 жыл бұрын
Actually he is slut shaming. And I really love one explanation I once have read: when you are a hot and an attractive person and you meet a lot of attractive people in your life actually it's difficult not to fuck a lot of partners. Because on the one hand people hit at you way more often and at the same time it's difficult to say no to people who are hot and attractive. So... it really depends on how hot you are, how much you socialize, how open you are to meeting new people and on how much you do love sex. And that's it. When people slut-shame it actually is a really pathetic move.
@EMan753
@EMan753 3 жыл бұрын
3:14 why someone in the audience laugh like goofy 😭
@madelainekane760
@madelainekane760 3 жыл бұрын
"I had cinnamon rolls today." "How many did you have?" "I had nine." THAT WOULD BE ME
@dannyboymwamba
@dannyboymwamba 2 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/iHXPg4CdaLicgJY
@captainmacruff1893
@captainmacruff1893 Жыл бұрын
Bad girl 🐱
@avsambart
@avsambart 4 жыл бұрын
The dentist one broke me.
@Karan_Bhat
@Karan_Bhat 4 жыл бұрын
Me laughing at the video: 😂😂😂😂 Me then realising they have experience that I will never get: 😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭
@AmberAmber
@AmberAmber 4 жыл бұрын
@Karan Bhat - I'm sorry mate 💔
@Karan_Bhat
@Karan_Bhat 4 жыл бұрын
@Benji I meant making them and not eating them
@kishanchali8752
@kishanchali8752 4 жыл бұрын
They can tell BS in a way that convinces people
@jordannewsom4578
@jordannewsom4578 4 жыл бұрын
Benji 😂😂 fr though, and shape shifting and sacrificing children to Molluk
@wadadparker957
@wadadparker957 3 жыл бұрын
Array chote, 11 saal ka hai tu 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 abhi chapter tak nhi aaya aur shuru? 😂😂
@dnice287
@dnice287 3 жыл бұрын
The shower head joke made me think of a friend who partakes regularly! She LOVES a removal shower head or bathtub faucet with strong pressure!🌊🌊🌊😂
@lauvelita3369
@lauvelita3369 3 жыл бұрын
Girl, I don't even move into places with bad water pressure
@jenniferofenleger3972
@jenniferofenleger3972 3 жыл бұрын
Have you ever tried it?
@dnice287
@dnice287 3 жыл бұрын
@Lauva Lita & Jennifer ofenleger...I've done many things in the shower & bathtub, but using water pressure on my thang ain't one of them cause I'm a dude! 🤦‍♂️😂 Again, my "friend" LOVES using water pressure on her thang & does so regularly!👍
@jenniferofenleger3972
@jenniferofenleger3972 3 жыл бұрын
@@dnice287 I've heard it also feels really good on dudes 🤷🏼‍♀️
@dnice287
@dnice287 3 жыл бұрын
@@jenniferofenleger3972 yea not sure about that. Never tried it, but can't imagine it would. LOVE hearing stories & really LOVE...ya know!😉😁💜
@hardonthegasgtboyz1586
@hardonthegasgtboyz1586 4 жыл бұрын
How does that red haired lady move her fingers so fast. I’ve tried, got a cramp lol.
@WattWireNet
@WattWireNet 4 жыл бұрын
She probably plays a string instrument where the "trill" is a standard skill... or the skin flute.
@TrueBolt18
@TrueBolt18 3 жыл бұрын
Practice
@rufusconnolly8489
@rufusconnolly8489 2 жыл бұрын
It's also possible that she learned the skill from playing Pokemon Stadium/Mario Party multiplayer minigames on the 64. That's where I first started to establish my skillset
@adeoluadesiyakan3530
@adeoluadesiyakan3530 3 жыл бұрын
Katt Williams got to be one of the funniest ones in comedy history. The consistency is just unusual.
@dannyboymwamba
@dannyboymwamba 2 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/iHXPg4CdaLicgJY🇸🇦🇸🇩
@kerishapeart9742
@kerishapeart9742 Жыл бұрын
He is...only one to top him is Chappelle
@DNa650
@DNa650 Жыл бұрын
absolutely brutal comedian. If he couldnt talk about race or sex he'd be nothin
@K-Day2024
@K-Day2024 Жыл бұрын
"Its pimpin pimpin" is the funniest shit I've EVER seen. My #1
@enriquediaz6093
@enriquediaz6093 3 жыл бұрын
I don't know, women's perspective is top tier 😂
@radhwaashraf2067
@radhwaashraf2067 3 жыл бұрын
9:23 what makes it funnier is that her name is Cummings 😂😂
@sajidmon4600
@sajidmon4600 3 жыл бұрын
What's her full name?
@royceviklund6522
@royceviklund6522 3 жыл бұрын
@@sajidmon4600 Whitney Cummings
@buffibruce6926
@buffibruce6926 4 жыл бұрын
I'm 29 and a virgin and I'm not a ashamed. Ladies don't be ashamed because you lost your v card late. Be proud
@mikegreenawalt4726
@mikegreenawalt4726 4 жыл бұрын
Well hello huney
@keironfernandez7515
@keironfernandez7515 4 жыл бұрын
Your waiting on the right one ?
@mikegreenawalt4726
@mikegreenawalt4726 4 жыл бұрын
@@keironfernandez7515 yes I was married now divorced I'm a one woman man and ready to fall in love again
@mikegreenawalt4726
@mikegreenawalt4726 4 жыл бұрын
Where do you live
@buffibruce6926
@buffibruce6926 4 жыл бұрын
Yes I'm waiting for the right one. And no I'm not interested. I love being single and nothing is changing it.
@rachelkekipi9004
@rachelkekipi9004 3 жыл бұрын
The one comedian that said nothings hotter then a guy saying we dont have to do anything... Yeah. My husband promised we didnt have to do anything the first night of our marriage if I didnt want to... He got jumped 😍😂 I am so blessed to have such amazingly sweet and gentle guy who has ALWAYS respected my boundaries:-) Thats one of the biggest reasons I married him - he respects me 💗
@fhiyos_2611
@fhiyos_2611 3 жыл бұрын
That's nice
@rachelkekipi9004
@rachelkekipi9004 3 жыл бұрын
@NGF MUDDYMIKE If thats not for you then thats not for you but I have a husband and we have a great marriage so obviously it wasnt stupid for us.
@ChrisOhMy
@ChrisOhMy 3 жыл бұрын
Ghayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
@ninja_tony
@ninja_tony 3 жыл бұрын
@@rachelkekipi9004 But it's your wedding night. What kind of person would neglect their partner on the single most important night of their life together?
@danielbangura7424
@danielbangura7424 2 жыл бұрын
I don't understand. What you mean he got jumped
@hubertstrzalkowski1261
@hubertstrzalkowski1261 3 жыл бұрын
Kat Williams is so coked out lmaooooo. But shit was funny
@caleb_güero
@caleb_güero 3 жыл бұрын
Lol Tom Segura's sets are always hysterical.
@Themustardmoment
@Themustardmoment 3 жыл бұрын
Is it just me or like why did they only use women on the clickbait
@hollytree3379
@hollytree3379 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, it made me think about how men often criticize women comedians for talking too much about sex. When I saw the thumbnail, I went oh god all the comments are going to be making fun of them for that. Kinda feels like Netflix was stirring drama. That or they thought the bigger draw would be 'women and sex'
@modz1033
@modz1033 3 жыл бұрын
wasn’t even funny
@aguynamedatidade
@aguynamedatidade 3 жыл бұрын
Because most of the people in the video are women... Also female comedians talk about sex a lot.
@smoochfa973
@smoochfa973 3 жыл бұрын
Hey footlongsub99 - riley quit being a karen
@hollytree3379
@hollytree3379 3 жыл бұрын
@@aguynamedatidade lol you really edited the “female comedians talk about sex a lot” into that. Sweet addition 👌
@nora7372
@nora7372 4 жыл бұрын
The third girl issa MOOD
@issasyedmahmood3683
@issasyedmahmood3683 3 жыл бұрын
Why you calling me out?
@mikejackson2228
@mikejackson2228 10 ай бұрын
Kid walked in on us and we told him we were just wrestling for fun.
@megan5867
@megan5867 2 жыл бұрын
The shit we'll do to fit in" oh my lord, that one made me spit out my water 🤣
@loverules7691
@loverules7691 4 жыл бұрын
Min. 10, rafts w/eyelashes. Hilarious!
@treverforeman2659
@treverforeman2659 3 жыл бұрын
2:48 idk it may just be me and her but idky but a guy respecting boundaries is one of things that I find hot 😂
@dexter-jy3yk
@dexter-jy3yk 3 жыл бұрын
female: guys only think about sex female comedian: only talk about sex
@Ask35720
@Ask35720 3 жыл бұрын
That's because very few select of them are funny.
@shashanksrivastavasri9641
@shashanksrivastavasri9641 3 жыл бұрын
@@Ask35720 I've never found any
@juliarider4311
@juliarider4311 3 жыл бұрын
Like guys aren’t talking about the same thing?
@juliarider4311
@juliarider4311 3 жыл бұрын
@@Ask35720 sorry you have no sense of humor
@shashanksrivastavasri9641
@shashanksrivastavasri9641 3 жыл бұрын
@@juliarider4311 nope , Guys talk about women ,sports and politics Guys think about sex almost all the time and will do it anytime they get it .. But we don't TALK about sex ..
@Pineappletaco
@Pineappletaco 3 жыл бұрын
That dental hygienist joke is on point! Same with CNA's, MedTechs, Phlebotomists, etc.
@Merita80
@Merita80 2 жыл бұрын
So not true, I was a CNA and now a hairdresser and had one man all my life
@darmillionaire
@darmillionaire 4 жыл бұрын
11:04 But nobody knows how many people were (or are) in the WuTang Clan.
@bryanergau6682
@bryanergau6682 4 ай бұрын
9/8
@kurttuchscherer7706
@kurttuchscherer7706 3 жыл бұрын
Robin Williams once said that the easiest way to get a laugh is to tell a joke about sex or farts
@erronblack5015
@erronblack5015 Жыл бұрын
So did you laughed? I didn't even watched the full thing
@sheyshah2848
@sheyshah2848 4 жыл бұрын
Kat Williams making the other comics look like straight amateurs.
@Sham1232
@Sham1232 4 жыл бұрын
Totally agree .
@turtlelover4373
@turtlelover4373 4 жыл бұрын
Well he's been a comedian for like 30 years now so it makes sense that he's that good
@sheyshah2848
@sheyshah2848 4 жыл бұрын
...and the fact that he's not a hack.
@turtlelover4373
@turtlelover4373 4 жыл бұрын
@@sheyshah2848 no katt is one of the best, definitely. Kinda sad life turned on him like that, getting arrested, being called crazy, losing work and all that shit. He seemed like a good guy, he even has foster kids and he takes care of all of them. But even through all that he still got back into comedy and got on stage and kept slaying, like, dude. Katt is a fucking soldier
@sheyshah2848
@sheyshah2848 4 жыл бұрын
@@turtlelover4373 Money and fame changes everything. EVERYTHING. Anyone who thinks differently is sadly mistaken. "… But the Kat came back the very next day, The Kat came back, we thought he was a goner, But the Kat came back; he just couldn't stay away. Away, away, yea, yea, yea…"
@haitileblanc3075
@haitileblanc3075 3 жыл бұрын
I remember when I learned about hysteria and the invention of vibrators. I told someone else and they swore I was lying
@feroxlara21
@feroxlara21 3 жыл бұрын
I so glad we have some brave women going out of their comfort zone.
@WoodShane
@WoodShane 3 жыл бұрын
She silly as hell... LMFAO 🤣😂
@Nom1fan
@Nom1fan 3 жыл бұрын
Who
@lisalisa1435
@lisalisa1435 3 жыл бұрын
Coulda swore when she said "if you don't have a removable shower head..." GET ONE🍷💯💥
@einundsiebenziger5488
@einundsiebenziger5488 6 ай бұрын
Coulda sworn*
@madisonmmurphy
@madisonmmurphy 3 жыл бұрын
I've honestly never seen a comments section with so many top comments. Bloody awesome ☺️
@raventrunite6459
@raventrunite6459 4 жыл бұрын
loved this !
@chadrush3378
@chadrush3378 4 жыл бұрын
Who was the redhead talking about the vibrator she was freaking killing me LOL
@ritikachauhan2028
@ritikachauhan2028 4 жыл бұрын
The names of each person and the act are at the bottom left hand corner of the screen 😊 Her name is April Macie tho, 8:00
@BlueIdiotPie
@BlueIdiotPie 3 жыл бұрын
oh my god they opened this compilation with that 9/11 thing I'm howling
@TheWindstorm2012
@TheWindstorm2012 4 жыл бұрын
Katt is killing it! LOL
@norapeace6526
@norapeace6526 4 жыл бұрын
10:39 I know a dental hygienist who married a guy in the military after less than three months… I think they’re still married but her parents don’t know 🤣😭
@johnocasio3529
@johnocasio3529 4 жыл бұрын
P0ppp0p0p
@emmahix95
@emmahix95 3 жыл бұрын
Bert's Chasing Amy reference got me lol
@abdullahawan9412
@abdullahawan9412 2 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one who's been thinking the 2nd one was a little boy
@ThomasRogan-gc5pi
@ThomasRogan-gc5pi 5 ай бұрын
I thought it was a manly woman immediately 😂
@karljames6395
@karljames6395 3 жыл бұрын
There's a lot of very negative comments by men aimed at female comidens and it's uncalled for. Just perpetuating the view all men are misogynistic. Maybe remember the old saying. If you have nothing nice to say maybe it's better to say nothing. Sometimes it's better to be thought a fool rather than to speak and remove all doubt.
@gondwanaman9362
@gondwanaman9362 3 жыл бұрын
Stfu
@tromboner6061
@tromboner6061 3 жыл бұрын
"if you have nothing nice to say you better stay silent" lol so you want people to lie cuz the truth will hurt them Also, after watching the video, I wonder if women's lives revolve around sex, men, periods and relationships. Cuz like every female comedian, all she has to be funny about is turd topics. Don't have a Life of your own???
@Zett76
@Zett76 3 жыл бұрын
Your comment is the 40th I read, and not ONE above has been misogynistic. I guess you see what you wanna see. …so, stop the savior fantasy. You don't have to demonize men to feel okay. Oh, and: don't preach to the choir. If you read someone saying something misogynistic - approach him (or her) directly. Thank you.
@ilikedyesterdaybetter1541
@ilikedyesterdaybetter1541 3 жыл бұрын
@@tromboner6061 I know it off topic …. But isn’t you name supposed to be spelled シニガミ instead of シニガニ? Looks like a typo.
@justinmorieko221
@justinmorieko221 3 жыл бұрын
Literally not 1 comment. But gotta have the 1 GUY to virtue signal. Stfu you twat and just laugh at the video
@omnistpagan3282
@omnistpagan3282 2 жыл бұрын
I remember when I was in college and my roommates told a guy I was a virgin. Apparently his reaction was ‘can I have her?’I think that was the very first time in my life that I was truly disgusted by a man. ‘Can I have her?’ Like I was a puppy dog he was taking home. Yuck 🤢 I just noped. Thankfully I never met the guy or I would have torn him a new one.
@MasterTobiification
@MasterTobiification 3 жыл бұрын
See parents would not have the problem of child’s walking in on sex if they set up and respected boundary like always nok on door and wait to be let in. The problem is that the parents also have to follow those boundary because if they don’t the child won’t.
@WickedPhase
@WickedPhase 3 жыл бұрын
It would be easier if they just locked the damn door 😂
@captainchaos3053
@captainchaos3053 3 жыл бұрын
Let's not be silly. If I tell my children not to just walk into the room without knocking that's what I expect then to do. It's a grown up thing adults do. It's called teaching your children manners. But the responsible thing to do is minimise the risk.
@singleproppilot
@singleproppilot 4 ай бұрын
So, none of you have kids, huh? I can tell, because none of these statements are realistic. On the rare occasion that my wife and I decide to get busy while the kids are still awake, we put on a movie for them, give them some snacks, go in the bedroom, and lock the door. We STILL get interrupted at least once, especially by our youngest (age 4), who will beat the damn door down until we answer. It’s just part of having kids. They don’t understand the concept of parents needing time away from them, no matter how many times you try to tell them you need privacy.
@nigahigagreatness
@nigahigagreatness 4 жыл бұрын
Thank you KZbin algorithm for this annual holidya
@outofrole7728
@outofrole7728 3 жыл бұрын
The grip strength on that thing LOL!
@caleb_güero
@caleb_güero 3 жыл бұрын
Virgin at 26 and I know that's not changing. I've made peace with the fact I'm dying alone- filled with hate and regret.
@marthakarolinazamoraleal1449
@marthakarolinazamoraleal1449 3 жыл бұрын
Sorry 😓
@laural.morgan9262
@laural.morgan9262 3 жыл бұрын
Bullshit Caleb-go get some...NOW! You got this!❤
@blc0179
@blc0179 3 жыл бұрын
For $200 we cam fix that
@daeremcyemcy6349
@daeremcyemcy6349 3 жыл бұрын
Couple dolla man .all im sayin
@SomeGuy-xo8rs
@SomeGuy-xo8rs 3 жыл бұрын
@@laural.morgan9262 yeah Laura. Go give him some
@norapeace6526
@norapeace6526 4 жыл бұрын
3:03 she’s absolutely right 🤤🤣❤️
@blupinkyellogreen
@blupinkyellogreen 4 жыл бұрын
Lmao that one was my favorite
@martybeckman5178
@martybeckman5178 4 жыл бұрын
I remember the time stepsister age 9 and I was age 11 we both stood in front of this closed door to our parents bedroom and I told Karen.. I said Karen let's open the door and yell Good Morning but, you say mom and I will say dad... so now on 3 .. 1....2...3.. she pushed the door open and we both yelled out Good Morning.... & All we heard was...in a very loud voice GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!!! ... Now we closed the door probably faster than it opened but we looked at each other and we both had one of those looks on our faces like Holy shit we just got grounded but later that morning.. My dad was so upset that we did this , he said Next time you kids want us to get up you should knock 1st ... And wait for us to answer & then get the ok to open the door, but seeing my dad banging my step mom was not funny in no way , but my dad kept making jokes years after it happened And that's when it became funny !! Joke after joke was made over the years and some of the comments from my dad made was so funny, I miss you !! Dad and Eileen.. May You Both Be Resting In Peace!! My dad loved her so much, He sold his hunting land off to pay for her medical care. I Will never forget about this so if anyone decides to open a parents bedroom door .. You Must knock 1st or you may hear GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE!!
@donwayne9061
@donwayne9061 4 жыл бұрын
Nice story. God bess your parents' memory
@m0ntypth0n
@m0ntypth0n 2 жыл бұрын
"What'd he say? Niagara? "🤣🤣🤣
@NickDe39
@NickDe39 3 жыл бұрын
When serving in our US military, us guys could only talk about sex and that is at far as it went. Actually not good to talk about things you can't have, but whoever created us sure gave us the urge.
@steveconn
@steveconn Жыл бұрын
Kat so much energy. Saw him live. Hilarious dude.
@7esseanime
@7esseanime 3 жыл бұрын
I think the defining factor in me not having kids is when I realized I'd have to schedule sex. And every single night if they weren't out of the house, I couldn't have spontaneous sex, for like 20years! You own a house, and you can't even fuck when you wanna? My whole teenage life I was banned, I don't need a continuing chapter! That, and I realized I don't wanna feel that much pain. Selfish? I shudder at a needle, I think I'm good. If I want a tiny roommate, who loves crafts, an theme parks, I can Foster.
@brucewayne2155
@brucewayne2155 2 жыл бұрын
You're the perfect woman.
@7esseanime
@7esseanime 2 жыл бұрын
@@brucewayne2155 :D Thank you!
@brucewayne2155
@brucewayne2155 2 жыл бұрын
@@7esseanime you're welcome. Just speaking the truth... Batman doesn't lie.
@rufusconnolly8489
@rufusconnolly8489 2 жыл бұрын
You give me hope of finding a woman who would prefer to foster/adopt. As a guy with similar views, and the experiences I've had of coworkers assuring me that I'd want kids some day, I can only imagine how much more belligerent and annoying people probably are to women who feel this way. Stay awesome.
@justarshad8354
@justarshad8354 3 жыл бұрын
katt killed it!😭😭😭😭😭 period!
@Lea-cu3ys
@Lea-cu3ys Жыл бұрын
Damn Taylor is so right 😮 ain't nothing hotter than a guy who tells you we don't have to do anything😍😍
@donjoo8847
@donjoo8847 4 жыл бұрын
7;48 does anyone know the song? thx
@vicsingh3998
@vicsingh3998 Жыл бұрын
One of the most funniest collections I've ever seen 👍
@afrikankodo
@afrikankodo 4 жыл бұрын
"Doggy style, so you cough into the wall."
@jenniferharding6996
@jenniferharding6996 3 жыл бұрын
Kat is one of the funniest people out there. LMFAO 😅
@EmotiveCustodian
@EmotiveCustodian 3 жыл бұрын
That Kat Williams bit had me sucking air men 😂
@zyaicob
@zyaicob 4 жыл бұрын
To everyone seeing this comment don't read the comments
@YONCE8701
@YONCE8701 4 жыл бұрын
Gee thanks 😏
@brittanyhernandez4778
@brittanyhernandez4778 4 жыл бұрын
This makes me want to read the comments. 🤣
@charlesblount1083
@charlesblount1083 2 жыл бұрын
These ladies are really good with these with some of them jokes 😒☺🤪😏😜
@MurderBong
@MurderBong 4 жыл бұрын
KAT KILLED IT, IM DYIN! LMFAO
@Wayzor_
@Wayzor_ 3 жыл бұрын
Bert's Chasing Amy reference got me lol
@supreetbharat8972
@supreetbharat8972 4 жыл бұрын
“RIGHT...!”
@broadway619
@broadway619 4 жыл бұрын
8:05 April Macie killed it but Sam Jay is on point !!
@SimonAshworthWood
@SimonAshworthWood 2 жыл бұрын
What do you do so your kids don’t think you’re having sex? Put a lock on your bedroom door. 🤓
@ColHanko
@ColHanko 3 жыл бұрын
Dunno who she is but that first comedian caught me OFF GUARD 😂😂😂 was not expecting a 9/11 joke in a Sex talk video 😂😂😂
@kyndracrump
@kyndracrump 3 жыл бұрын
That joke was gold
@LonghornsLegend
@LonghornsLegend 3 жыл бұрын
Holy shit this was incredible every set😭😭👏🏾
@ashwalia1513
@ashwalia1513 3 жыл бұрын
shower head squad !🖑
@toddoakes458
@toddoakes458 2 жыл бұрын
Nice show thanks todd
@hollywarehouse7938
@hollywarehouse7938 3 жыл бұрын
SALTY AF GIRL😂😂
@zingleraster9124
@zingleraster9124 3 жыл бұрын
The original salt lick
@damiarassam7956
@damiarassam7956 Жыл бұрын
Shirts should be mandatory
@john-paulrose1581
@john-paulrose1581 3 жыл бұрын
Dam that skit on sex robots Gold!
@yourevilhalf1413
@yourevilhalf1413 4 жыл бұрын
I don't know, sex Is just not a very funny concept to me. A small joke when I'm hanging with the guys sure. But about 30 minutes of stand up? That's just boring.
@MisssKayy
@MisssKayy 4 жыл бұрын
Everything's not for everyone.
@yourevilhalf1413
@yourevilhalf1413 4 жыл бұрын
@@MisssKayy obviously
@Nibs333
@Nibs333 4 жыл бұрын
I’ll bet you say same bout sex
@yourevilhalf1413
@yourevilhalf1413 4 жыл бұрын
@@Nibs333 ask your mother and you'll find out
@iironhide6209
@iironhide6209 3 жыл бұрын
@@yourevilhalf1413 now that was funny
@WillEDC
@WillEDC 4 жыл бұрын
Didn’t expect guys lol
@GlutesEnjoyer
@GlutesEnjoyer 4 жыл бұрын
@Glenna Smith??? Lmao wut
@robintupta7446
@robintupta7446 4 жыл бұрын
Glenna Smith it is most definitely female comedians that talk about sexy the most in their acts.
@jhaz89
@jhaz89 4 жыл бұрын
@@robintupta7446 it's because they want to be edgy and that's the only way they know how
@youngmagic8343
@youngmagic8343 4 жыл бұрын
@@jhaz89 its cause women arent actually funny. And people laugh when theyre uncomfortable to relieve the stress of being uncomfortable. And the sex talk makes people uncomfortable all the time.
@ayomikunamusan8276
@ayomikunamusan8276 4 жыл бұрын
@@jhaz89 ah I knew I would see sexist comments
@jenniferharding6996
@jenniferharding6996 3 жыл бұрын
Loving Kat Williams 💗💗 he's the Best""""
@TornAaPaRt
@TornAaPaRt 4 жыл бұрын
Norm macdonald is still trying to figure out how a woman can do comedy
@TornAaPaRt
@TornAaPaRt 4 жыл бұрын
@Feetus Deletus I'm guessing you don't own a doghouse?
@jacobhenderson7357
@jacobhenderson7357 4 жыл бұрын
Only go through comments to find norm references
@hex8387
@hex8387 3 жыл бұрын
12:58 And that's how Tinder works in 2020😂
@georgerevell5643
@georgerevell5643 Жыл бұрын
I haven't laughed so hard in ages!
@johnhannibalsmith1607
@johnhannibalsmith1607 Жыл бұрын
I'm sorry to hear that.
@rumar4u
@rumar4u 4 жыл бұрын
I miss Kat Williams... That guy is funny 😁
@karencarney7595
@karencarney7595 4 жыл бұрын
What Hap to him?
@AmberAmber
@AmberAmber 4 жыл бұрын
@@karencarney7595 He's definitely still alive. Maybe Katt's friends with @Ruben Chavez ? XO
@lockandloadlikehell
@lockandloadlikehell 3 жыл бұрын
RIP 🙏🙏
@norbertMK
@norbertMK 3 жыл бұрын
I didn't even see 1 comedian on that thumbnail
@aedynjakpoetry
@aedynjakpoetry 4 жыл бұрын
omg i died when the black lesbian came on damn hahahahahhahahahahahah
@rastagideon8236
@rastagideon8236 4 жыл бұрын
the guy with no shirt is lame.
@jondunmore4268
@jondunmore4268 4 жыл бұрын
I know. As soon as he rips the shirt off at the beginning of his act, he gets his one earned laugh. Then it's all downhill. I've seen that whole Special, called "Hey Big Boy." Lame doesn't even begin to describe it. It's sick, especially when he tells us that his DAUGHTERS are the ones who call him "big boy" - errrrkkk -- get outa here with that shit, dude!
@erinkane736
@erinkane736 4 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@mathieushifera135
@mathieushifera135 4 жыл бұрын
His "I am the Machine" bit is pretty funny
@DaStarBoy
@DaStarBoy 3 жыл бұрын
I had 9 cinnamon rolls........🤣🤣🤣🤣
@RACHELLEflo
@RACHELLEflo 3 жыл бұрын
Wu tang clan ain't nothen To F with.. Hahahaha...
@IGNXIII
@IGNXIII 4 жыл бұрын
Whitney and Katt were the best two
@Dc-jg2ti
@Dc-jg2ti 3 жыл бұрын
Try to laugh challenge material
@stutiarya
@stutiarya 3 жыл бұрын
Can we get names of them all? Please?
@missblackpatern0987
@missblackpatern0987 3 жыл бұрын
up
@smartechick725
@smartechick725 3 жыл бұрын
One of your BEST comps ever!
@brendabelanger6801
@brendabelanger6801 3 жыл бұрын
Love these chics
@twocents9944
@twocents9944 Жыл бұрын
It's the go-to content when when you're a little low on other material.
@studiosandi
@studiosandi 2 жыл бұрын
The balls are salty like that 😂😂😂
@einundsiebenziger5488
@einundsiebenziger5488 6 ай бұрын
The balls* (plural, no apostrophe)
@studiosandi
@studiosandi 6 ай бұрын
oopsee 😂​@@einundsiebenziger5488
@jessicandennis
@jessicandennis 4 жыл бұрын
The lady at 8:40 reminds me of the comedienne character from Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
@ashokwwf
@ashokwwf Ай бұрын
I know none of you guys laughed at these jokes because I am pretty sure you missed the best joke at 16:22....'😂😂
@nickknight8065
@nickknight8065 3 жыл бұрын
The grity popcorn waddled between sirens protecting duffle bag feathers emerging peacefully in orange solvency.
@lumine8364
@lumine8364 3 жыл бұрын
Ok i need to stop eat for a second until this video end or i will spit my food all over my room
@consortium30
@consortium30 3 жыл бұрын
Classic women. If a guy wants to have sex but doesn't want to put pressure on a woman he will ( should ) say that its fine, ill just wait until you are ready, then suddenly she wants him, and the guy is just confused. Is this a trap ? Is she testing my will to tame the beast in me to respect her choice or is she genuinely excited now that we stated that we should take things slower?? *system overheat* The guy starts to mumble some nonsense like he's losing his wifi connexion..
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