A Decade of Dad Jokes With Kevin Hart

A compilation of Kevin Hart dad jokes through the years so good that we turned it into a two parter! Stay tuned for part 2.
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[@kingsmokes733]

“WTF do I need pockets for? She took everything!” 😆🤣

[@HezekiahCrocker]

😂😂😂 one of the best lines fr!

[@ZarakiKempachi]

Oh well, here use my pockets

[@papagrounds]

You can't argue with that! 😂

[@darindotcc]

One of the funnest lines ever !!!

[@memski9565]

Seriously that's a genuine true line when I thought about it... 😂😂

[@Max-zg2ci]

“My boys 9 months, you know, a man now” 😂😂

[@andrelowe4035]

🤣🤦🏽‍♂️😂🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️

[@andrelowe4035]

😂😂😂😂

[@andrelowe4035]

He don kare bout no change, receipts….life…. Nuthin. 😞

[@Chid098]

so thats what he said, i could never hear that part clearly

[@samuelsullivan3362]

SHE TOOK EVERYTHING! 😂😂😂😂 my favorite Kevin hart joke.

[@AIrn6087]

That shit took me out!!!!😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@ao11861]

I randomly scream that line at work. Awesome way to keep yo coworkers at a distance.

[@mohamedgoulahssen9102]

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[@--itsmark--2690]

What do I need pockets for ?

[@ronaldpatterson1701]

his face was priceless!!😳😅😅😅

[@harvey10k84]

"I almost lost you today, didn't I" 😂

[@IaMYoungWalker22]

😅😅🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂

[@cliffordfindley7345]

Tf does that mean man..😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@eda7539]

„Let me get my flops“ - private school kids 😂😂

[@ricaivory6571]

The dad being A bad babysitter is true. My husband called me to yell at the kids thru the phone, bcuz they wasn't listening to him 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@shysensei2348]

Lmfaooooo

[@CallMeX881]

im a dad and can approuve.... i dont freaking know how yall women make them do what you want. i cant even stand 30 min with them crying and doing stuff

[@ricaivory6571]

@@CallMeX881 my husband just say "I'ma tell ya mama when she get home" and they chill for a lil bit 😂😂😂

[@staleasschips]

😂😂😂

[@shellyk5575]

Ha standard 😂😂

[@markjosephdumdum9425]

His dad jokes are classic

[@yammoyammamoto8323]

Jokes about being a father - are not "dad jokes"...

[@nodoesntcare7090]

Hm....

[@nodoesntcare7090]

@@yammoyammamoto8323 ??

[@yammoyammamoto8323]

@@nodoesntcare7090 A dad calling someone an octopus because he got hit so fast... isn't a "dad joke". A dad-joke, would be "How many tickles does it take, to make an octopus laugh?"

[@markdumdum2639]

@@yammoyammamoto8323 bro, do you have to be precise everytime? Youre spending a lot of time in the internet lol

[@noahbtwofouronethree3225]

“Hands n beds!” Lmaoo that’s been my shit for the last decade

[@Tonyhouse1168]

Umm, you know it’s “heads in beds” right?

[@noahbtwofouronethree3225]

@@Tonyhouse1168 umm, you know “you mother chins sacks for a living” right ?

[@ragerontilt4778]

@@noahbtwofouronethree3225 take the L buddy. You were wrong in the first place and you can’t even talk properly in the rude second comment.

[@antayafairless9028]

@@ragerontilt4778 honey you missed the joke.... It's a joke of Kevin's about his dad that he came back with. The "your mother chins sacks for a living" is a joke lol.

[@antayafairless9028]

@@noahbtwofouronethree3225 you should edit it lol but classic response

[@RedBernie]

No matter what you say about Kevin, the specials that got him to this level where hilarious for everyone in school for me. Quoting him constantly. Wish I found Patrice at the same age tho lol

[@dewaynedawkins4573]

Same. Tutelage from Patrice early would've been life changing.

[@RedBernie]

@@dewaynedawkins4573 fr, if I found him earlier I might’ve not had to sound out tutelage to myself till I remembered what it meant

[@staceynorris3769]

L

[@RedBernie]

@@staceynorris3769 sometimes you gotta take em

[@jamaalsjourney]

@@RedBernie sometimes you gotta smoke em

[@brookebryan4411]

Less than 1 minute in and have the feeling i needed when I searched him. Just happiness

[@azurejoshuacimafranca86]

Love it, hehehe

[@yomomma-tz5ch]

Agreed

[@rebeccamarks4709]

Same 😂❤️🤣

[@asjamuir5534]

Am in pain with laughter a minute in

[@OttoneErmigno]

Ong....this man curing depression

[@nezofficial9860]

"Let me get my flops" 🤣🤣🤣

[@bluetrolling]

Private school kids....true, they will never know the struggle 😂

[@kellywest8865]

My Dad's response to anyone I introduced him to: "Hi, my name's Cliff, drive over anytime" (his name was Bob). God, I miss him. ❤

[@popgoestheweasel3974]

Perfect Dad response

[@kellywest8865]

@@popgoestheweasel3974 think he secretly judged whether they "got it" or not 😃

[@popgoestheweasel3974]

@@kellywest8865 They laugh = best friends No laugh = no best friends

[@chrononomad4912]

Dark Humor 101🤣😂

[@MN-ys2pe]

Tell your dad I'm stealing that

[@suyakonoytoo1851]

Kevin the best stand up comedian for me . Thanks to whoever made the guy as funny as hell 😂

[@SansoHumar]

Yw. Took a while.

[@Tonyhouse1168]

Patrice.

[@d-boent.8577]

@@Tonyhouse1168 Ms.*

[@Charkra10101]

​@@Tonyhouse1168 I read that wrong I thought it said practice

[@varuunbadree]

Nope, it's part of him besides an actor, behind him at the walk thing It said laugh at my pain

[@thinkvash9754]

1:49 Killed me 3:39 Good kevin 3:42 SHE TOOK EVERYTHING 6:05 smack the shi- out of that mic 😂 11:02 Dad gone mad 11:14 So funny 11:17 Lol 14:22 I love kevins dad 16:05 CYRUS LOL SIRI'S NEMESIS

[@innertubez]

When he says “haul-assing” lmaooo 🤣😂

[@chlobosumm4]

🏃‍♂️ > 🚶‍♂️

[@ashleelouiserehe7821]

lmfao, the best

[@tanayishan3099]

Tried really fucking hard not to lose my shit. But that Cyrus-Siri thing got me laughing and crying 😭😂

[@jobimzapico44]

“It’s gonna be a dark Christmas in this bitch!” 😂😂😂 gold!

[@Rapbat-cp1ld]

Kevin was born to be a comedian

[@dgeneeknapp3168]

It's the way he sees the hilarity of everyday life. My grandfather and I both were born with that quirky personality trait. Things other family members didn't think anything about or absolutely saw no humer in were different for us. We'd see the little details that made it funny...the difference in funny and mundane. It's also the ability to realize what EVERYONE experiences at some point. It really is born in. It'll be in one or two family members and NOT the rest...same upbringing, similar lives, education, religion etc, but not present in the whole family. One REALLY funny thing is how one is super funny and the other has ZERO sense of humor... wouldn't know funny if it punched them in the throat. That's how my grandparents were. I couldn't tell what was funnier...the hysterically funny story he was telling about something he saw or grandmother sitting there stone faced and staring at him like he was nutz. 🤣🤣 It can't be taught...it's a special thing only given to some. It allows them to cope with even the worst circumstances.

[@emmanuelenyinwa1443]

"Let me get my flops... ." I identified with that. 😂😂😂😂😍

[@shellyk5575]

My fave. Alright. Alright. Let me get my flops. Pisser😂

[@slerual6896]

Bruh, “she took everything!! “ takes me out EVERY DAMN TIME🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@sbohmayisela1486]

I first came across Kevin’s stand around 2012 doing my first year in Varsity. I owe a lot of my best memories to his specials❤️ I wish I could thank him directly 🥺

[@sizzlerz101]

Stories about his dad always gets to me man LOL

[@michaeladrianestrella4069]

Kevin: "My Daughter taking balls to her face" Me:please excuse me while i wash both my brain and soul

[@nukeshkrishna9494]

You are not alone bro. I need some cleansing to do

[@SunShine-tr5cw]

Lol. I wonder if he really thought about how that would sound to us? 🤔

[@jollyomeatLA]

@@SunShine-tr5cw just don't take it that way. Take it for it's literal meaning and not the cultural meaning.

[@quanaportis6732]

😂

[@torriebrown9607]

A human Octopus. Love you Kevin Hart💖💗

[@LovesAlchemist]

No matter how many times you see this skit, still hilarious

[@pranavblaze]

"My daughter taking balls to the face " 😂 a dad will definitely not be proud of this .

[@ItsDaniPlays]

The audience awkward laugh when he said that 😂😂

[@eda7539]

„Alright alright alright“ I lost it right there hahaha

[@sandysandy5784]

I love Kevin jokes 😂😂 he makes my day.🥰

[@xx412xxbluntz8]

"Let's go!! These niggas are real!!" 😂🤣

[@philipbarrameda1946]

"Oh ? Oh ? U gon get steve huh ? U are somethin else" 😂

[@JoeysBodybuilding]

Lmaoo

[@Robheadz]

I always enjoy watching Kevin taking revenge roasting his dad 😂

[@trickytheclownimthebesttri5148]

“The code is fu*k you” that was funny as hell

[@sydneyrector5486]

The line about the rock candy, and the one about the pockets!!💀💀💀💀💀

[@MsKRAZOR]

"Yo Cyrus" 😆

[@songofjoy9146]

We look like a circus...from now on solid colors!!!😆😂🤣💀

[@TheSilentTiger89]

I love how he makes fun of his kids. He loves them 100 times harder though 😎

[@gonzalovaladez6470]

3:43 WTF do need pockets for SHE TOOK EVERYTHING

[@kristyedgerly739]

"I shut the door" Son touch the glass one last time😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@danieljacobs5810]

Kevin is number 1, without a doubt

[@marvinjones5000]

“Hey where the kids at? hooooaaaaoooo!” 😂

[@brendonrebello2005]

8:44 was the funniest part of my life till 9:05 😂😂😂....i cried of laughing 🤣🤣🤣

[@J_c0b_raps]

3:44 SHE TOOK EVERYTHING! is fucking wild bro. Love Kevin's shit fr

[@hamzakhemiri1444]

kevins dad and uncle getting kmocked out is the funniest shit

[@RDSRHYYYYY]

His dad needs a interview

[@jmcool6056]

"... my son famous isn't he?"

[@Tonyhouse1168]

Get the Laugh At My Pain dvd, there’s a great interview of his dad

[@dgeneeknapp3168]

DAD: "Ya can't argue with success."

[@melissasalisbury4489]

Wtf do I need pockets she took everything.. lol

[@jasonbower7763]

The world is legitimately a better place because Kevin Hart exists.

[@nathandorrington9517]

I have watched everything kevin has put out, probably 20 times each. i still laugh myself stupid evey time i re watch them absolute genius comedian. But the best are his stories about his dad 🤣

[@DouniaYousif]

Me too his jokes never get hold. I went to his show a few years back when he came to San Diego.

[@nathandorrington9517]

@@DouniaYousif Hopefully he comes to Australia to do shows one day, 😁

[@DouniaYousif]

@@nathandorrington9517 hopefully he does it’s definitely a show you don’t want to miss. I have family in Sydney and Melbourne. Praying this Covid calms down so we can visit them one day.

[@nathandorrington9517]

@@DouniaYousif Melbourne is my home city 👍🏼

[@KingDizzleLTDinc.]

“Heads in beds!”

[@robertabray-enhus3198]

He’s so effin funny He’s spot on about everything he talks about

[@wildenechaluce7904]

Vin Diesel enjoying the show at 16:34

[@thebreezybigt]

17:08 Speaking as a Private School Kid, this cannot be more true.

[@mavdonelunicogringo1383]

Each time Kevin say “I’m gonna be honest “ you know you Finna hear some funny shit lol

[@TheSamwonders]

Watching this after Fatherhood makes it a worthy Content!!!!!!

[@A.aaliyah1]

“Wake up, wake up, wake up” I sweaaar to god if this isn’t my mom 😭💀💀 the fucking “Cyrus” got me, she be giving Siri new names and shit too 😂

[@robins.9700]

"When you got more than one kid you just wake up angry." That's some true shit lmao

[@DingoNovember]

Watch this like 100 times but it still funny. Love you Kevin!

[@blissthewolf]

12:20 Also my favorite!

[@janetDT1904]

"That's not my journey" hahaha

[@Lost_Cohort.13]

I love that part it always kills me🤣🤣💀

[@gauravvenkatesh3254]

Much needed compilation!

[@ethanlukesheldon4205]

Love dad jokes

[@nyashamasimbe751]

Kevin always makes my day. I won't get tired of him never😅😊

[@ritawashington3186]

LMAO..... NOT KEVIN'S DAD ASKING CYRUS WHERE'S THE CLOSEST PIZZA SHOP 🍕🍕🍕??? While shaking it 🤣🤣😅😅.

[@reshardgilliam8314]

"Oh oh... You gone get Steve huh"

[@thefriendlybeast2613]

Im not gonna lie I shut the door🤣😂🤣😂🤣😭😭😭😭 Son touch the glass one last time 🤣😂🤣😂😭😭im literally crying

[@coltenmiddleton5961]

Cyrus!!!🤣 that just abt killed me🤣

[@coltenmiddleton5961]

Who closes the door on their kid while they are run in from something🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@victoriakumashe]

Here after 2 minutes and I feel so accomplished 💔😂💔💔

[@roberturiostegui872]

Call me

[@Seth-io1zi]

@@roberturiostegui872 no

[@LankyAssMofka]

The first 2 minutes were hilarious, I felt the same way, like I did something amazing by clicking on this. Best thing I did all day.

[@abhishekranamagar5008]

Suddenly my dad is starting make lot of sense now😂

[@blissthewolf]

3:41 lol that had to be the funniest thing I’ve heard him say

[@yazajag]

Lmao at "Nanna, eat that fucking candy!" 😂😂😂

[@atulkumar-sg2ik]

I am both happy and sad for the audience there; happy because of so much laughter and sad because of the stomach ache they would have got because of that much laughter.😂😂😂

[@tradsvarldh8708]

it had been a long time since I had laughed this hard

[@JRG115M]

“Yup, ya’ll done fucked up today! Too late, too late. It’s gonna to be a dark Christmas in this bitch, I can tell you that.” 😆

[@JRG115M]

How many sets of lights I put on this goddamn Christmas tree!?

[@remidibeatz8780]

🤣😂

[@keithfoster9679]

wtf I need pockets for, she took, EVERYRHING HAHAHA 😂. the struggle is real 💯🔥 lmao 🤣

[@TXTEM_TV]

Whoever doesn't find this man funny is lying. This man is funny

[@zeerokuadruplex9707]

17:05 t-rex moment haha holy shit

[@zeerokuadruplex9707]

So i guess kevin hart should be in the next jutrasic park movie/-jason says stfu or die movie- haha naa im joking, but just not about jurrassic 17:05

[@ryplay08]

I always love it when Kevin talks about his kids and dad

[@LankyAssMofka]

You ever go a day without pockets??? LMFAO no never, need ma pockets.

[@unoslimeto]

Here after 4 minutes and I feel so accomplished

[@josephkoester7051]

Wow funny as hell 😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂

[@Pablo44566]

8:24 transition was smooth he was still talking about his dad on a different stage in a different outfit That confused me

[@Naveeeeen433]

im here watching this again.... after his dad died..... rest in peace 🕊️ 🙏🌺

[@danielcasabe7851]

"Come on come on lets go, this n***** are real"🤣🤣🤣

[@TheRockObama01]

Me and my uncle have this running joke whenever one of us is struggling with something we use the "almost lost you today didn't I" joke😂

[@sandie7380]

She took everything!!

[@chlobosumm4]

It’s 3:42 for me 😭😂

[@blindship5792]

Private school kids hahahaaha True that

[@kryptico2240]

It fuckin blows my mind that people still try and hate on this man. An absolute legend.

[@ratwasher.]

14:42 candy

[@a.c.cabatan8728]

Half sucked-on Peppermints. LMAO 😆

[@thumbprint9]

Kevin Hart has become his father.

[@lifewithcocoa1724]

The Raw Candy was too much 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@akirebluemagana6571]

This stand up got me through pregnancy 🤣🤣

[@YabrakProds]

14:49 i died

[@kombatbykhan2488]

This is making my day😭

[@vegitausa]

His early material is waaay funnier

[@brandonhook3020]

Not surprising, this generation is very sensitive for real comedy

[@IaMYoungWalker22]

Had a lot more time to master this material to.. he is so busy now probably don't commit fully to the stand up which is a shame cause his storytelling is special

[@brandonhook3020]

@@IaMYoungWalker22 people just too sensitive for real comedy imo, Bernie Mac wouldve been cancelled in this generation

[@yammoyammamoto8323]

@@brandonhook3020 couldn't take his "jokes", tbh... enjoyed the first few minutes about as much as I enjoyed Amy Schumer ... or a failed root canal.

[@reelmugahid9713]

My stomach hurts so bad from laughing I was giggling so hard I wasn’t able to breath and my jawline hurts god I love him

[@nnn5097]

Love this guy for real

[@CICI-xe9cg]

😂😂😂 love kevin

[@saumansai3929]

He's the best