Just got back from Cedar Point and thought this would be appropriate after all the gross people I saw there. Enjoy!
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@davidprice22563 жыл бұрын
Back when people didn’t get offended man I miss it
@parkmcmillan14102 ай бұрын
Pretty sure people still got offended, there just wasn’t enough awareness in the culture as a whole for a large enough group of people to say, “I don’t think we need to make jokes about that.”
@jaswaltersgmail2 ай бұрын
Nope, they weren't pussies. Imagine Eddie Murphy raw these days.
@jerzywieckowski7610Ай бұрын
❤
@BlackFoIiage13 жыл бұрын
Having worked at a Wal-Mart, I can vouch for the truth of what he says! It was there that I saw the TRUE definition of "two dogs fighting under a blanket" in a massive woman's behind.
@ratherBEaREDNECK16 жыл бұрын
thats one of the best parts dawg
@kirby321912 жыл бұрын
and note the post and the copyright dates... it wasn't back then...
@bsbhimrasmus12 жыл бұрын
@lifeless080 Weird. I was just thinking that the other day.
@kikialdrich45743 жыл бұрын
I laughed so much at this. This will never fly today. Lighten’ up people and just laugh at life. Our society has lost humor. How sad it must be to be offended by every word as opposed to just laugh at reality.
@CaseyScoffieldWOW2 жыл бұрын
Dude I could never live my life that way. I’m sorry but, I’d be miserable. Crazy to think isn’t it? Today’s people are more comfortable being miserable than they are putting on a smile and just having a laugh.
@geb13502 жыл бұрын
redneck was a derogatory term used to describe the mining union men who fought for their lives against the US government in WV in the 1920s, that is reality
@derekangle9737 Жыл бұрын
youve never heard of Bill Burr then?
@texasvet2729 Жыл бұрын
You sound pretty triggered though
@p.n.r851111 ай бұрын
Honestly you need to have a sense of humor in today’s society it helps a lot
@crivket12332 жыл бұрын
TRUTH ....is not body shaming....it is TRUTH!!!! 👍👍👍👍👍
@MattHadder2 ай бұрын
Still the same thing. I don't have a problem with it. I'm just saying.
@stephen47632 жыл бұрын
OMG - agree with that spandex fashion tip. If one is a wide load where you can perch a juice glass on both hips DO NOT wear spandex. If that spandex were to give way and burst it could kill someone. Good one Jeff!
@dinkydog10115 жыл бұрын
LMAO!!! "From a distance she looked like a poodle riding a hippity hop" OMG THAT WAS LIKE PEE YOUR PANTS HILARIOUS!!
@stevenporter64452 жыл бұрын
I was wondering if I was the only person who remembered the hippityhop
@stevenporter64452 жыл бұрын
That's one of those visuals that can hit you at any time
@sappygirl19552 жыл бұрын
That joke gave me a good guffaw!😆
@stevenporter64452 жыл бұрын
What if her boobs get to work five minutes before she does
@mberka12 Жыл бұрын
When I feel depressed I just watch this guy AND IT NEVER FAILS TO MAKE ME LAUGH MY ASS OFF
@stoneymacgyver7803 Жыл бұрын
Foxworthy definitely has the ability to bring laughter out of most people, same as Engvall can as well. Ones personal favorite comedy specials of all is Jeff Foxworthys "Totally Committed." Very good.
@TJ_Brooks19973 ай бұрын
He’s the best
@thecowboy96984 жыл бұрын
"That looks like two blue Volkswagens trying to pass each other on a gravel road." - Classic.
@mariahgrimes2074 жыл бұрын
I've always heard spandex is a privilege not a right 🤷🏼♀️🤓
@dropkickmurphy41144 жыл бұрын
Hackers!
@Loveroffood414 жыл бұрын
I only wear spandex under sweats.
@stevenporter74593 жыл бұрын
Walmart at 2am is the scariest place I've ever been
@stevenporter74593 жыл бұрын
@@dropkickmurphy4114 the only time I ever wore spandex was under sweats during an ice storm
@kennethtroutt9903 жыл бұрын
Jeff Foxworthy is absolutely the best comedian I have ever heard! I wish he was still doing comedy!!!!!
@barrydlewis77682 жыл бұрын
He is
@ceilconstante6402 жыл бұрын
He's great! Fred klett Discipling children is hilarious and clean.
@Lopal122 жыл бұрын
where can i find full length videos on youtube?
@thomasschwarting5108 Жыл бұрын
@@Lopal12 They're out there. Some over an hour long.
@davidkuntze7992 Жыл бұрын
As of 2023 he’ll be doing the Washington state fair this fall
@ozzykrahn8064 жыл бұрын
There are some older women who looks good in certain clothing young girls wear, but it aint for anybody, just because someone does it, doesnt mean they should
@jodyhicks65084 жыл бұрын
The only guy who comfortably gets away with fat jokes!
@scottmcshannon68212 жыл бұрын
fluffy tells a lot of fat jokes.
@2HRTS1LOVE4 жыл бұрын
I saw him at a comedy club when I was in college, and I cried, just that wheeze kinda laugh, it was brutal, but so funny. He's still killing it!
@elizabethanderson54215 жыл бұрын
I love this guy you don’t have to cuss to be funny
@thomasschwarting5108 Жыл бұрын
I've been saying that for years!!
@ruthhh.m5 жыл бұрын
Walmart is pretty normal when the sun is out, but after dark (11:00 pm +) it transforms into a whole other world... If you want to see the more interesting side of humanity, come to walmart during the graveyard hours, you wont be disappointed😂
@hadmatter92405 жыл бұрын
It depends on where you're at. The only time I will go to one of the Walmart stores in this town is after midnight because there are far fewer people shopping at that time. But in the daytime it's like being in the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
@daleholbert31115 жыл бұрын
Freak and drunk show
@darrellfrenzel85244 жыл бұрын
really depends on the day of the week/month. take tomorrow for instance, 1st of the month, a friday. not a chance in hell i would venture into a walmart day or night.
@SupermarketSweep7774 жыл бұрын
Just remember back in the day, you had to wait and pay to get into the circus to see a freak show.
@kyleshiflet99523 жыл бұрын
I went to one and was hit on by a hooker at midnight
@twistedpixel25584 жыл бұрын
I would like to add, just because we're a classless society doesn't mean we can't have any decorum. I saw an entire family at a restaurant all wearing their finest pair of sweatpants and sweatshirts. No one's asking for anyone to wear a suit or tux to go to Red Lobster, but c'mon people, we can try to at least look like we tried a little bit.
@jackidemchak4863 Жыл бұрын
Lol, was this a Red Lobster in Indiana during September? If yes, that might have been me and my family!
@maggiegarber2464 ай бұрын
Surprised it wasn’t at church or a funeral!
@sandraveltri24924 жыл бұрын
Jeff Foxworthy never disappoints.
@menacunningham3746 Жыл бұрын
I really miss this kind of comedy.
@mde9445 жыл бұрын
If you have to get a g-rope instead of a g-string, pay attention.
@reddsaxxmike28654 жыл бұрын
From the truck store, cargo tie down straps
@NateTheMovieGuy8 жыл бұрын
He's so right about the age limit😂😂
@SHADOWACTUAL5 жыл бұрын
As a former Walmart Employee, I can confirm everything he said is true. I still get nightmares about the self checkout..
@keepcharlottecountygreen1502 жыл бұрын
My Mom is legally blind. I've been at Walmart, turned to her and said, "Sometimes I envy you."
@cc1k435 Жыл бұрын
😆🤣
@cresswellchipman65625 жыл бұрын
Its nice to hear standup comedy with no cursing. Just pure wit and creativity!
@thecowboy96984 жыл бұрын
I love these type of comedians. Good, clean, someone you can take your kids to go see.
@johnjordan19484 жыл бұрын
It's is possible to do both ya know
@franny52953 жыл бұрын
@@thecowboy9698 I'm literally watching this with my 4 year old lol...
@5jerry13 жыл бұрын
~ The irony of his Comedy Central Roast is he was the only one who did this type of material; the rest were what you'd expect.
@davidschofield73512 жыл бұрын
Amen to that.
@janesuzannestreeter18276 жыл бұрын
Miniskirts should have an age limit, especially leather ones.
@AnthonyBarthelCurbside5 жыл бұрын
Oh dear god yes.
@maryshoemaker13345 жыл бұрын
Leather is a blast from the past y'all 📻🎵🔊 not a judge on this just a 80s lady here💖💗💕
@lindeeabernathy7904 жыл бұрын
@@maryshoemaker1334 agree 1000 xs
@lindeeabernathy7904 жыл бұрын
I agree
@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr28234 жыл бұрын
@dark zeratul at least you can tell a heavy lady from the back. Nothing like the shock of a cute girl in a mini who's on the wrong side of 60 when she turns around.
@ZeldaQueen6417 жыл бұрын
I freaking LOVE him. Everyone thinks these things and he proves that we're not alone.
@troymillion85104 жыл бұрын
He is a comic genius!! Jeff Foxworthy
@magic-catt986 жыл бұрын
"If... , you MAY want to pay attention." - aka "... that MAY be a clue!", lol! 😂 One of my top three - Bill Engvall, George Carlin, Jeff Foxworthy - all equally hilarious AND honest! 😂😂😂 Plus several others as well, but too many to list here. I love comedians that are not only funny, but relevant as well. These three, along with many others manage to take current issues/situations, and bring them across in a funny, and in my opinion, very truthful way. We really do need to be able to take a minute sometimes, and view these situations in a more humerous light. It definitely helps to relieve some of the everyday stresses we all deal with on a daily basis! 😁 Laughter really CAN be the best medicine! 😁 Thank you to all those that can make us laugh, especially at ourselves! 🍻💞👍🍻
@cathyarnett5204 жыл бұрын
Magic-cat T Jim Gaffigan is very subtle , but he is one of my fav comedians in 2020
@heatherlowe73303 жыл бұрын
Love it, Jeff Foxworthy hilarious and we've all seen some of those fashion disasters 🤣
@cyl7425 жыл бұрын
Nobody wants to look at Uncle Fred and see anything that looks like a baby bird....
@marstondavis5 жыл бұрын
She was a big girl wearing a moo-moo. When she walked in front of me it looked like two eight year old's fighting under a blanket.
@chrissymariegould53874 жыл бұрын
😅🤣😂🤣
@pontiacGXPfan4 жыл бұрын
I just died reading this
@boyscouts837124 жыл бұрын
Damn!
@thelastjohnwayne3 жыл бұрын
I love it the big people are laughing just as must as anyone.
@blackcat37855 ай бұрын
everytime i see this it blows me away!!!funny as hell,he's one of a kind
@Jeng42807 жыл бұрын
What’s so funny is this is TRUE! Certain things should not be sold in certain sizes!
@jaypritchett68465 жыл бұрын
JenG593 2:10 my hubby said the first girl he went out with was a pretty big chick and all she wore was yoga pants lol
@askme44505 жыл бұрын
Jay Pritchett Why do you keep commenting this?
@waynemetevia79834 жыл бұрын
Amen to that!
@dvddmc6 жыл бұрын
he is sooo right about all the things he said. Some people should not wear some of the things they do
@cookieflower16 жыл бұрын
I don't normally get American humour, but this made me laugh a lot.
@virg0_lem0nade Жыл бұрын
Foxworthy is a genuinely witty guy! His standup is great.
@tutuluv17 жыл бұрын
this is hilarious!!!! Some people really really really REALLY REALLY need to listen to this : )
@SamtheMan05086 жыл бұрын
I had forgotten how funny this guy was.
@ArodWingfoot16 жыл бұрын
"If the most expensive thing you bought at the all came from the food court." I'm sure as hell guilty of that one.
@mberka12 Жыл бұрын
That has happened to me so many times it ate funny 😁
@thomasschwarting5108 Жыл бұрын
I'm guilty of the belly thing.
@357bullfrog93 жыл бұрын
Did he say five hours? If he spent that long in Walmart he's tougher than I am by a mile
@aurevoiralex8 жыл бұрын
"SAY NO TO SPANDEX!" :D
@jaypritchett68465 жыл бұрын
Aleks Persson 2:10 my hubby said the first girl he went out with was a pretty big chick and all she wore was yoga pants lol
@Meanie01013 жыл бұрын
This is the first time I've seen what Jeff Foxworthy looks like, he looks nothing like what I expected.
@curtismimilee32 жыл бұрын
I am hesitant to ask, what did you expect?
@lilyofthevalley98196 жыл бұрын
Minute 5:56, "No one wants to look at sThing that looks like a babybird!" (euphemism 4 guys wearing super shorts, showing their wee-wee, GREAT LINE. Thumbs up for CLEAN Laughs
@victorhernandez87235 жыл бұрын
PigsInBlanket Gross!
@rodhotchin1827 ай бұрын
What we call budgie smugglers in Oz
@ericmcdowell57626 жыл бұрын
I've always dusted my furniture with my underwear, ... what's Jeff talkin' about? ha
@Riku_Sarashiki3 жыл бұрын
Then YOU must pay attention, cause this is directed at you lol.
@albundy60085 жыл бұрын
There should be an age and weight limit on daisy dukes and tube tops!!!
@saragrant9749 Жыл бұрын
This is far and away the best comedy skit ever performed, without equal.
@secretpopstar182216 жыл бұрын
We have A LOT of humor. We just have strange humor. But That is what makes it so funny.
@bigtcastro1045 жыл бұрын
TIGHT AIN'T ALWAYS RIGHT
@taylorkennedy72054 жыл бұрын
I miss the days Jeff and the guys where everywhere.
@josephtaub20 Жыл бұрын
My son's girlfriend is an animal control officer, so for Christmas I got her a T-shirt that says Animal Control. I got him one that just says Animal.
@lilyofthevalley98196 жыл бұрын
"I could hear the zipper crying!" GREAT line! you go, Foxworthy. CLEAN HUMOUR is awesome
@jaypritchett68465 жыл бұрын
PigsInBlanket 2:10 my hubby said the first girl he went out with was a pretty big chick and all she wore was yoga pants lol
@mistiinseattle2 жыл бұрын
you call this clean humor? I stopped watching because he is so rude and vulgar
@Acesspaded2 жыл бұрын
@@mistiinseattle how is he rude and vulgar? Most of his humor is actually pretty clean.
@darlenebuck431 Жыл бұрын
@@mistiinseattle you are aware his humor is based on real life nothing is made up and he doesn't curse either.
@asherikamichaela84257 жыл бұрын
it's true lol I work overnight at Wal-Mart, and I see this all the time. just the other night, a lady came in while I was on "door security" duty (the most boring job ever invented, I assure you, but at least that's not what I do all the time there)... this lady had on a thin, white and light gray shirt... with a clearly visible neon pink bra under it XD I instantly thought of this clip
@shadowking13807 жыл бұрын
AshErika Michaela I know precisely what you mean about a month or two ago we had this teenage girl who came in and was wearing more or less plastic wrap on her body and more visible tape over her private parts and on her boobs and when asked why she claimed she was going to some sort of party. And good god don't even get me started on some of the others that come in at about 3 am 😂😳
@asherikamichaela84257 жыл бұрын
shadow king13 yep. that sounds about right XD I don't want to know what kind of party that girl was going to, but I'm pretty sure there are similar ones around here from time to time... especially when the college kids are back in town. just... yikes
@dragondancer18146 жыл бұрын
ACK! My husband and I used to be in security work, which meant that most of our shopping would be at Wal-Mart after midnight because of our weird hours. The sights we saw at the local Wal-Mart...well, let's just describe it as a cross between the circus freak show and Monty Python's Ministry of Silly Walks.
@victorhernandez87236 жыл бұрын
AshErika Michaela You can’t make stuff up sometimes!
@johnpadgett81735 жыл бұрын
The ones kill me that come in the morning still in their pajamas or lingerie and then get pissed if you look at them twice lol
@marcusjohnson17108 жыл бұрын
quit hating cause its true
@thecowboy96988 жыл бұрын
"PULL YOUR PANTS UP!"
@darleneprice66605 жыл бұрын
The Cowboy hey Google I think Jeff Foxworthy is an a****** for making fun of big people that makes me mad
@Portuguese-linguica5 жыл бұрын
@@darleneprice6660 get over it cupcake
@donotneed22504 жыл бұрын
Right! That prison sissy look looks unsanitary.
@camh63284 жыл бұрын
@@darleneprice6660 I am bigger myself. Relax, as long as we know who we are there is no need to get upset. He's a comedian... see the humor in it. Besides, some of us really do need to dress better. Sometimes even myself 😂😂 😂
@darleneprice66604 жыл бұрын
I@@camh6328
@AuthorDiva16 жыл бұрын
This guy is drop dead hilarious!
@MarekUtd13 жыл бұрын
love his comparisons.
@ItzKweenAddie2 жыл бұрын
Been a fan of since i was 12 n im 40 now n i still love him ❤😎💯
@winonamassingill78953 жыл бұрын
My sisters husband committed about one of his aunts. He said that “she walks into a room, one boob at a time”. 😅😅😅😅😅
@MrBelmont797 жыл бұрын
Truth hurts , but it's so funny..
@SpinX5227 жыл бұрын
I'd love to see Jeff commenting on the pictures and videos from the people of Walmart.
@smc19424 жыл бұрын
My Law.... Spandex cannot be worn by anyone younger than 18 or older than 29. No excuses. No defense. No appeal. I'm in my 50's, & I know better! 😂😂😂😂😂
@doranjaffas96456 жыл бұрын
I drive truck. Most of what he says applies to most male and female drivers.... IF you can tell them apart!
@michaelh.82805 жыл бұрын
Especially Swift drivers..
@donotneed22504 жыл бұрын
When I was growing up we had Wonder Woman and today you WONDER if it's a man or a WOMAN.
@bobbydalton66644 жыл бұрын
I worked in a travel center.Its true lol
@ozzykrahn8064 жыл бұрын
I use to work at loves and i know what your talking about
@bobbydalton66644 жыл бұрын
@@ozzykrahn806 I did too.It was an adventure at times watching how they people acted lol.
@laichi1614 жыл бұрын
LMAO!!! This also applies to the people here in California.
@Riku_Sarashiki3 жыл бұрын
No state is exempt lol.
@davidkoreshyouhavetogocama70832 жыл бұрын
@@Riku_Sarashikihaven't seen the movie is on the list to be a good friend and her mom the movies tonight been in
@Ryann91816 жыл бұрын
"suddenly your staring at those long ballons 4 days after the party" LOL XD
@THECDG9994 жыл бұрын
He should have included talking about the ones going shopping on wearing pijamas!.. I mean without having a shower first!!.. smelling like fart and fish!.. please don't do that!.
@peterjongsma27793 жыл бұрын
I'm rolling on the floor. And my sides hurt Dinesh de Sousa said it all. I want to live in a country where all the poor people are overweight.
@shannonmcintyre91173 жыл бұрын
If your g string looks like a string round a pot roast, don't wear it.
@susanhowell68387 ай бұрын
He's awesome I so needed this laughed so hard thankyou your great❤
@bryanparsons11912 жыл бұрын
certain things should not be sould in certain sizes. .. tight aint always right. dimples are only good one your face its funny cuz its true
@cruisematt85853 ай бұрын
I am southern. I am fat. I am too old to wear certain clothes and I still find all of this hilarious. We need to lighten up
@Tsiri096 жыл бұрын
How true, how true!
@1aredhel1276 жыл бұрын
Baby bird...laughing so much Lordy.
@michellepost52324 жыл бұрын
He is so funny, and cute. I wear jeans and colored tees, and have worn those kind of clothes since my teens, because they are comfortable, and never have liked the idea of skimpy clothes or tight ones, not for myself at any age. I agree with what he's saying in this video.
@greer82882 жыл бұрын
You are over weight
@dazedcreations94539 жыл бұрын
The balloon one happened with my granny 😷
@madringking11195 жыл бұрын
I can just picture it. My city's streets are all over the place 😆
@SweetlyTwisted11 жыл бұрын
Oh Jeff, how we love you
@budgiebasi-reed59406 жыл бұрын
love your comedy...so hilarious!
@nelsontoondrawer76185 жыл бұрын
A young man with spiky hair got obnoxious with my wifes" spare tire tummy. I wasn't there at the moment. She got back at him in front of everyone by exclaiming LOUDLY, "You don't need to hold such a lousy attitude, just because you wash your hair with Viagra!"
@fallon76165 жыл бұрын
😃😃😃
@Jeng42805 жыл бұрын
Oh Lordy!
@Cutie-loves-cupcake Жыл бұрын
He made me laugh so hard im crying
@paigedavis58636 жыл бұрын
Reading by braille 😂 i love this guy
@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr28234 жыл бұрын
NO white bras! Beige! No WHITE bras! And if you weigh well over 300 lbs , you SHOULD NOT wear a bandeau top, (strapless) PERIOD! You DO NOT get to put a regular bra UNDER that! No. Bandeau tops are for tiny 12 year old girls who have not developed yet. Not grown women who gave birth four times.
@CButtiR11 жыл бұрын
Check out Gallagher's "You're american" sketch. I'm not sure whose been out there linger.. But they are like exactly the same.
@itscrazyluke22374 жыл бұрын
This video is true and funny as heck!
@mistress2006911 жыл бұрын
Thank you for saying the truth!!!!!!!
@williamjones34624 ай бұрын
A woman arrives at the Emergency Dept. with a gunshot wound to the knee. When asked she said "I was trying to commit suicide". Puzzled they asked why the knee injury. She had asked a close friend how to commit suicide. The friend said point it at your left nipple and pull the trigger.
@nathanielsmith88585 жыл бұрын
who remembers weeble wobbles?
@IryCookie8 жыл бұрын
Such a great video! :) Keep up the good content ;) Hugs from Sweden
@richelleverbeck15505 жыл бұрын
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@ayamesgrl17 жыл бұрын
I am fat and I still have people telling me I'm pretty. There is nothing wrong with being fat. HE does not make fun of fat people so SHUT UP!!
@lilliealbert35486 жыл бұрын
"If you have mastered putting on your make up with your nonsmoking hand and driving with your knee, you might wanna listen up... " I some sistas that do that, too 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
@VideoGuy0716 жыл бұрын
indeed, these guys are very smart they don't have writers or anything. They cater to a different kind of audience so to all the people out there if you don't like it too bad. Don't complain.
@mrnonsense103113 жыл бұрын
say no to spandex. period.
@xw7239 Жыл бұрын
Ahh the good ol days before even Walmart became infested with wokeness
@roadie31242 жыл бұрын
About half a second after he said that he could hear the zipper crying, a few kookaburras in the back yard let loose with very loud cackling cries. Spooky.
@jimmyboy1315 жыл бұрын
"Tight ain't always right!" LOL
@Naloxone213 жыл бұрын
Who are the 47 jackasses that disliked this?
@jamjam7314 жыл бұрын
That would be the 250 lb. club!!!
@rphntw1n5 ай бұрын
“It’s just Walmart” is a very common phrase in Arkansas.
@snorri50012 жыл бұрын
Mask you guys something, how did this video end up in a racial discussion? Mask you guys something else, doesn't Jeff kinda look like Ned Flanders?
@BrianTXtreme7 жыл бұрын
I got a fashion tip if you want to wear a thong you have to be a certain age, a certain weight, and a certain gender
@looktojesus47746 жыл бұрын
thongs are technically illegal. It is illegal to show your butt crevice in public. I was taught that in 3rd grade social studies class. I started seeing women in thongs years later and thought they do not look nice to see that much of someone butt no matter how in shape they re
@VulpisFoxfire6 жыл бұрын
Oh realize that thongs are things that go on your feet, rather than your butt...
@SHADOWACTUAL6 жыл бұрын
Bill Engvall believes if you want to wear a thong, you must go through an application process.
@Loveroffood416 жыл бұрын
Fully agree dude I fully agree
@lilyofthevalley98196 жыл бұрын
C ON... no one want s 2 be forced to see other ppls personal parts
@FolkandTrad12 жыл бұрын
Hence the word "now" and all the other tips still apply in today's fashion.