Best HFY Reddit Stories: The Honourable Ones (r/HFY)

A diplomatic solution?
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[@chrisdufresne9359]

We all know that any of the northerners from Earth got jumpy when they saw the bipedal moose.

[@michellamoureuxm]

Man that's the species that needed to be wiped, as a Canadian who's seen a moose in Rut (their version of heat) IT'S FUCKING TERRIFYING.

[@stevedixon921]

@@michellamoureuxm We have road signs picturing moose demolishing cars for a reason.

[@carlfranz6805]

Naa... We've all seen Rocky and Bullwinkle.

[@kdrapertrucker]

Just remember when the moose tries to pull something out of his hat that that trick never works.

[@iffracem]

Forget the Moose, I'm just glad there were no geese.

[@ashanks7731]

You may get to fire first. However we will be the ones firing last.

[@zerumsum1640]

Alternatively: "You have one shot before i open fire. Make it count."

[@ShiKageMaru]

Imagine the ship A.I. giggling like Spongebob when it kicks the xeno asses. Captain: "Tom, update on system prep?" T.K.: "I'M READY!"

[@davidaward82]

There is absolutely no way that the human ship captain would have been so stoic with that name... unless his callsign was flash.

[@owenhammond1880]

Humanity is Hard to kill and even Harder to Beat. To truly defeat us you're going to need another human.

[@DepressedCrow]

Only a human can truly kill a human

[@tadadoterson6147]

@@DepressedCrow what about an alligator?

[@BowedSiren640Xbox]

When Xerxes moved to take out Athens, his military adviser said to hire Greek hoplite mercenaries to be able to fight and defeat the hoplites in Greece

[@stevedixon921]

You can pay with resources or blood. We chose blood...just not our own.

[@seanwalters1977]

Call an ambulance! But not for me

[@anathardayaldar]

Admiral Rimmer, what a guy! Smoke him a kipper, he'll be home for breakfast.

[@MeadyBeard]

I'm glad more people noticed the Red Dwarf reference.

[@warrendesonia7924]

For the Author: Well Done; Please Continue......

[@grogvaughan5649]

Forgot to hit the LIKE button the first time I played this, so listened again and did.

[@curiousangel6321]

I remember reading this story awhile ago. Now you got me checking if part 2 is done yet.

[@sanguinesmile10z62]

Yet another cliffhanger in the net narrator graveyard

[@bandiras2]

Background music for the "battle": AC/DC BIG GUN!

[@chickenmanv7]

"Through the universe and galaxy I alone am the honourable one."

[@kennethhummel4409]

Arnold Judas Rimmer… formerly of the Jupiter mining corporation?

[@anathardayaldar]

Admiral Rimmer, what a guy! Smoke him a kipper, he'll be home for breakfast.

[@kennethhummel4409]

@@anathardayaldar hello fellow Red Dwarfer!!!

[@biggsdarklighter0473]

Nearly expected a retelling of the Star Wars Rebels episode of the same Name. But that episode wasn't really Hfy-material.

[@charliedulol]

i dunno. seems good to me.

[@biggsdarklighter0473]

@@charliedulol the Hfy-Story here was fine, but not really the episode of SW rebels I'm referencing.

[@charliedulol]

@@biggsdarklighter0473 i couldn't have guessed, didn't see that many star wars, and none of the recent

[@CB-vt3mx]

rimmer....LSHIDMTALMS (Laughing so hard I dropped my taco and lost my sombrero)...Arnold Rimmer...he's come a long way since Red Dwarf...heh heh

[@Zander2212]

Is Ambassador Woods a doctor? What are his patients being tried for?

[@halogeek6]

I would laugh but there are enough stupid people out there to take this seriously. If this is a joke. Good on ya. If not may whatever God you believe in help you simple one.

[@seanrobert9661]

[documented contact]

[@nweasels]

Hmmm... interesting. One for the Author, one for the bard.

[@wyatthale9119]

Who’s gonna tell him about galactic republic war crimes?

[@thirg424]

I hope this is the beginning of a series.

[@JRRodriguez-nu7po]

Great story of speaking softly and carrying a Titanic stick.

[@carlpeters1278]

Please tell the author I would love to hear more. This story is definitely a great story with lots of potential to be a series.

[@squiddy2688]

It's a bit rough, but keep writing, you have good ideas

[@WiredTurkey316]

For Admiral Arnold J rimmer

[@Inquisitor-Yog-Sothoth]

Yes continue

[@NafanyaZX]

we'd like to pay in darwin award units

[@tudogeo7061]

Sol is the friggin Sun, not the Earth! Smh....

[@morgankuikka4940]

Well to be fair we also didnt have only one big ass ship, so the ambassador was already talking out his ass for most of the story, saying sol was earth instead of the sun wouldnt be out of the question.

[@asandrewsilvaw]

For the algorithm

[@timobrien2813]

Short and sweet and good. Thank you. UKUK

[@SkyboxMonster]

Part 2 Part 2 Part 6!

[@kristapsmazaiks3379]

Awww.. I was hoping there was more,

[@SupCom78]

good story is there mebe a part 2 the smart council race seems worthy to be a partner of humanity ?

[@boiyogold]

Hi

[@charliedulol]

it seems a couple people didn't enjoy this one. could i be missing something?

[@winstonwilliams4859]

arnold rimmer huh?

[@SimonWolfie]

I actually dislike this one. While, yes, the ambassadors do deserve to be fired upon for their impudence and aggression, ambushing them with a superior vessel and firing on them immediately isn't what I would consider honorable, far from it. The enemy forces are cartoonish villains as well, may as well give the Enreki Council member a moustache and a goatee.

[@comatose1818]

Wells, yes, and they were going to fire upon a station, which has less offensive capabilities than a full on Warship, so yeah the Tom Kenny lying in wait is the perfect safeguard ambassador Woods needed

[@isaiahpelly8370]

For The Algorithm

[@mannydavis7708]

We name a Titan class ship after the guy who voiced Spongebob? And Arnold Rimmer is a lazy name.

[@ZoopsMind]

To the author of this story: .................................................................................................... Here are some full stops, please help yourself. PLEASE.

[@walterroche8192]

Recycled from weeks ago....