Best HFY Stories: The First Lesson Is Free

[@noppornwongrassamee8941]

And in an alternate universe where the Aelvar pressed ahead with the conquest of humanity, the Aelvar learned pain and suffering and how to lose the hard way at a very steep price in their own blood. Luckily for the Aelvar in this universe, they proved their own intelligence by choosing not to go that route.

[@CALCIUMDOMINATOR]

I've seen grown men use bottles as weapons hell I've seen a whole ass table flung at speeds I didn't even know was possible

[@kaviyalinikarthi6767]

in class i literally glanced at my phone for the time when I heard a crashing sound. It was, lo and behold, a table and a few chairs on the other side of the room

[@anon_lulz7334]

GENERAL MATTIS! When I heard that name I knew it was going to be great.

[@marethyu7593]

GENERAL MATTIS

[@brianmeadows1137]

Nations in Unison for Terran Security NUTS

[@legionx4046]

Ah yes the famous words of Anthony McAuliffe United States Army officer at the battle of the bulge “NUTS!”

[@GAMEFREAK330]

I immediately came down to see if anyone else caught it lol

[@brianmeadows1137]

@@GAMEFREAK330 Battle of the Bulge.

[@jimvenanzio6561]

@@brianmeadows1137 Terra to Elves: NUTS to you!

[@stevedixon921]

Demonstrably Enhanced Energy Systems DEES DEES NUTS (sorry, best I could do on short notice)

[@number3766]

If you ain't "cheating", you ain't trying.

[@darrells1610]

As soon as I heard "Mattis", I knew those aliens were in trouble 😂

[@drewgilbertson]

Like a certain anime clown once said: perfection is a dead end.

[@tonyneal910]

The fact that we could do it all day was the first free lesson. The second lesson was paid for in his own blood when he taught them that Death comes for us all in one form or another.

[@jdtheone]

Every perfect soldier is never perfect and is setting themselves up for disappointment especially when they think are the perfect race because nothing is perfect

[@ShinTsurugi7]

did the author just slip in Whitebeard's death?

[@DeadlyblueEdward]

"THE ONE PIECE IS REAL!!" Yes. Yes, they did.

[@Brjskdbeikaheus]

"I can do this all day" killed me man 🤣

[@samsignorelli]

Followed by "that IS Aelvar's ass..."

[@anathardayaldar]

1:09 IN-EX-ORABLE!!! lol

[@legodoc1853]

Adrenaline is a hell of a drug

[@Questor-ky2fv]

Interesting story. Thanks!

[@johnathanblackwell759]

Mad Dog Matis lets goooooo

[@idem0david]

Nice

[@kirkjones9639]

I was really expecting Mors Iramutt Omnia.

[@StrangeTerror]

Of course it's general mattis...

[@JohnTheRaeder-xf5sh]

Noice!!!

[@daveb3103]

Sigh... If only Chaos hadn't been used up and cast aside in the interests of politics. He would be the perfect global CIC

[@kirkjones9639]

CMC

[@likelystarwarschar]

54 seconds ago, the last 6 are threes

[@clintcarpentier2424]

Meh

[@มาเฟียใหญ่ไพรวัน]

N.U.T.S. Nice.

[@brianmeadows1137]

Nice to know I'm not the only one who got that referance.