Best HFY Reddit Stories: Gopniks In Space

An unusual gang of saviours...
An original story written, and granted permission to narrate by u/The_Wyrm99
Original Story: / gopniks_in_space
Please consider supporting me on Patreon here: / netnarrator
I am also available on SubscribeStar here: www.subscribestar.com/NetNarr...
If you fancy buying me a coffee so I can keep this up please do so here: ko-fi.com/netnarator
Follow me on my Second Channel! - / @spartawolf3724
Follow me on Twitch! - / spartawolf
Follow me on Twitter! - / netnarrator
Discord Link: / discord
I can be contacted on discord for business proposals, or under the reddit name u/Spartawolf
NetNarrator HFY Merch Store here: teespring.com/stores/netnarra...
Sponsored by Resistance Armory, a politically left leaning store catered to left wing merchandise and protest equipment (Both I and this channel are politically neutral)
resistance-armory.com/
Click the bell next to Subscribe so you never miss a video!
LIKE, COMMENT and SUBSCRIBE if you are new on the channel!
I am the Net Narrator. I will be narrating various tales from around the internet, which may be spooky, may be creepy, may be funny, may be awesome or may be something else. Stick around and play me while bored at work and enjoy!
I run a Tshirt store which can be accessed here:
www.redbubble.com/people/Spar...
Current Patreons:
Micah god of puns
The Fire Piper
Roger Dial
J. Howard
Samuel king
Nathan Riek
Mezec
Nikolous Rice
Jeffery Needham
Dwavenminer
Daddy Jesus
Green Blaster07
Warutteri
Nick Hatley
John Etgar
Luis Medina
Adam Drawdy
James Erb
Evan Summers
pedro batista cepeda
Daniel Gartin
Jeromy Carmickle
Jeffrey hedlund
RUBEN
Tanner Ryan Jollet
Dan Chadwick
Dionysus
Jason Pearson
Wolflet
John J Riggan
Joel Nikula
Daq Britton
Erick Jaquez
Elitedrone
Weston Simmons
Mario Colon
Stephen Dower
Jonas Grundström
Joey Bates
Brennan Robertson
michael lee
laurine manigat
Elim Tevir
Alexander Michael Fraser
Micky
Thee_ Number_Six
Raymond Demara
Christopher Heredia
Maze Zy
David Arva
Logan Herron
John Weaver
Malovich
Silvan Fricker
Mr. Karlsson
Manuel Garcia Soto
Jonathon Chasteler
KazuniTheAvali
Cloodden
genomephilanthropist
boone stover
Dustin Tijerina
Thobias åman
Nicholas Johnson
C Fern
TheBadassForunnerElite
oliver Pettersson
John Arians
eistee9683 .
SCP-49730
Jeff Kaiser
Alex Corl
Jess Hobart
Purple Magi
Matthew
william
Mr. NoNameA2601
Vengrov
Andre Tolmich
Dexxuleed
Ross Warden
Jason
Blighty
saber154
Cameron
Felipe Agudelo
juan ruvalcaba
Davin Smith
chaoticPopo
Possibly Here For Plot
Sapient_table
Vanopolis
Trey Hull
MÄ«onikoi
chzoe warford
Andrid9
daniel john gerhart
Mr.Monical
Kimball Boyd
but span
Shaun Jacobs
Enterprise
Tradainian
Quakes
Peter Crane
daniel mayo
Adrian Iwański
Joshua brown
Dopamine Coma
Carl
Rusty Shackleford
Logan Jacobsen
Tech Priest Toaster
Thirteenth Angel
James Gregory
OyBoy413
Drakos
chaosdays
john
Yahsho Jinn
Chris Hogg
JordKriger
Nathaniel Krauss
Namel909
Devara Saira
Sturlaugur Arnar Kristinsson
Michael Morse
Nick Devor
Mitchell Taylor
PATRICK JAN JOSUA DAVIDSEN
Imp erishable
dioriteigneous
NightVision
Nathan west
matthew baker
Danger N00dle
DragenDragoon
Corbin Mcneill
nick davie
OTTO DBS Gaming
Danial Zujkowski
Dalmenuis
Tyler Bremer
eyes downfield
king vice
Barrage balloon
Roy Nicolaysen
Merlin Morgan
DebautcheryDecanter
julekule
Dragonking
Jonathan Torrez
Riokan
Juliano De Luca
Brice Abbott
Arin Storm
Logan Kuhlman
CLOROX D VIKING
Wln424
Viridity one
ShadaePrajschet
jordan simmons
Joey
iamblt
some wierd guy
Chandler Riley
Thomas Panis
John Meek
turnip hunter
Jarrett Campos
shadow sword001
joshua stone
Jim Flint
koollman
Dank Matter
Alex Farmer
#hfy #Greentext #awesome #space #spaceorcs #/tg/ #greentexts #4chan

[@lisbjerg123]

Babushka would be proud and frightfully furious in equal measure.

[@nocount7517]

Don't you mean Matushka? Babushka is the name of a headdress.

[@ravenouself4181]

@@nocount7517 Babushka means Grandmother in Russian. The headress is named after Babushkas because they are the ones that most commonly wear it.

[@radfordra]

“Country music is a war crime” truer words have never been spoken

[@wincentwass5818]

13:09 “no country music is a war crime and I stand by that”. best line so far

[@randybentley2633]

Agreed 10,000%

[@DanJones-np8xb]

The fifth fundamental aspect of all reality!

[@zerumsum1640]

Holy shit i need to see this idea as a TV show. Just a literal crown prince hitchhiking to earth with the gopniks, and eventually splitting with the gops and a bunch of other space nutjobs just decide "Ok, we are going to deal with this problem." and start going after the reapers wholesale. Bonus points if the second crew are a bunch of space hillbillys.

[@singletona082]

Oh god. Gopniks and rednecks joining forces to take on Reapers hired by someone wanting to overthrow a monarchy and i nthe process causing the crown prince to, ironically, impliment reforms to the monarchy the insurrectionists claimed they wanted but were using as excuse to grab power.

[@almar8874]

From the description I kept picturing the Tatiana as a super-sized Mil Mi-24.

[@horsemumbler1]

This would be such a great show. The setup is perfect. Immagine Jim Henson making and voicing the Prince and ILM doing the ships. We need Kevin Sorbo to produce this!

[@Crazael]

No we don't. Really, anyone but Keven Sorbo would be a good choice.

[@chrisdufresne9359]

Please keep Sorbo away from it. He sank Andromeda by turning Hunt into a messiah-figure and turning the entire show on its head in the process.

[@taitano12]

Either that or a cartoon. Perhaps a Thunderbird type puppet show. Or even switching between the three... In the same episode. With space battles like this one done with Python-esqe Mystimation, set to Russian hard bass Gopnik music, cut with random Polynesian, Tribal African, and Native American beats for absolutely no reason whatsoever. Think: Dukes of Hazard, meets The Muppets, meets Farscape, meets Monty Python, produced by, and starring, Gopniks in the Moscow slums. The show should look so you can't tell if its budget is in the millions or it's paid for with a carton of sigaretts and a case of cheap vodka.

[@horsemumbler1]

@@chrisdufresne9359 Oh well. Who should we get instead? I'll admit I only watched the frisrt three seasons of Andromeda.

[@horsemumbler1]

@@taitano12 I like this idea.

[@bbjoe42279]

This author mixed Star Wars, Battlestar Galactica Cylons, and the lead singer of Saboton into one story; Bravo. 😂

[@biggsdarklighter0473]

Joakim is a skandinavian though, a swede, I think.

[@jalisonsilva8346]

Don't forget Serenity or Firefly mix.

[@kdmbigpig]

You missed Firefly

[@ericsiemienczuk7217]

This is really more Farscape than anything.

[@robertwiacek271]

My brother in HFY, "kurwa" is pronounced with hard "v", not "w". Fellow Slav here.

[@thewyrm4201]

Wow! Thank you for posting my story on your YT! Also kind regards to all who are watching the videos. If you guys have question, I will try to answer them.

[@mattstrandquist2148]

CHEEKI-BREEKI!

[@Riki_Invizorozdjonni]

how do you cope with all names being butchered?

[@Appolyon]

Most important question: is there more?

[@krzysztofsaa2997]

Kurwa is Polish but Gopniks are Russian......

[@peterwalls-qf7ii]

I'm out of breath , my ribs hurt abominably, tears are leaking from my eyes. I canot type. I am whispering this because my throat is raw after 20minutes of howling like a madman! Funniest piece i heard in a decade! My gratitude !

[@wyvernharries4788]

"Country music is a warcrime." I am now window whiper my lord.

[@polishpotatos9282]

Me going through the endless void blasting HARDBASS

[@shovel662]

The floor wasn’t covered in sunflower seeds. My immersion is broken.

[@NaomeK40]

*Gopnik dance in space*

[@MeatyZeeg]

Slav King

[@rexmann1984]

What is a Gopnik?

[@robolencca-0126]

@@rexmann1984 Generally translate as "Hooligan", or alternatively, the russian version of british "Chavs"

[@flakbait5771]

Great work on the sound effects, especially the BRRRRRRT x D

[@katathoombz]

Pew pew best xD

[@additiveartificer9365]

Wet mic award sound effects

[@milocebatron5249]

Big russky goes BRRRRR!!!

[@markotisovic8233]

Now this sounds like a good introduction to the great series. For the Author, for the Bard and for the almighty Algorithm. URAAAAAA

[@taitano12]

A SQUAT FOR THE EMPEROR!!

[@kdmbigpig]

"Like a Squirrel on crack", I love it. Made I laugh that did

[@Saeryfim]

"Nuttier than a squirrel fart!" is similar that a friend is always using, lol

[@andrewstrongman305]

Taking Teknet to Earth was a brilliant idea. When the Reapers attempted to chase him it would immediately trigger human defences. It would also force the human government/s to action, firstly to avenge the humans murdered previously, but more than that, it would result in a crusade to eliminate the Reaper threat for good. If Reapers could not handle 3 humans and a cobbled-together civilian ship, they wouldn't fare well when human military forces moved against them en-masse.

[@stepandanek6138]

This could have only been made better by an actual gopnik. Good work friend. You are slav approved.

[@thewyrm4201]

Jak jinak : - )

[@anathardayaldar]

This needs a collab with LifeWithBoris. Stay cheeky breeky

[@thelastone0001]

Fingers crossed this is a series, man! The premise and setup were on point and I'm seriously hyped for what's next.

[@blackdiamond9636]

Dam i want this to be a series

[@leadingauctions8440]

The voices of this narrator was excellent.

[@SergeyWaytov]

Im Slavic, tis sooooooooooo much FUN!

[@VarangianGuard13]

*Hardbass Intensifies* Gopniks in Space!

[@TiernanWilkinson]

Just the title has me imagining the guys in that gopnik van meme bouncing along some interstellar highway bumping hardbass so loud you could hear it all the way back in the Motherland.

[@mattstrandquist2148]

HARDBASS FOR THE RODINA! *Squats in Gopnik*

[@sandrolarocca3113]

Awsome and funny story thanks🤩 Hope there is a part 2😁

[@TiernanWilkinson]

Uh oh reaper alert Call the Commander!

[@THarSul]

fight scene is better if you play hardbass in the background when captain puts it on

[@Nomadith]

Ah yes, an aftermarket space lada. Perfect

[@aleisterlavey9716]

Kosmogopnik

[@Edmar_Thorn]

A Gopnik, a Chav, and a Bogan walk into a space bar... All the Aliens leave because they know some SHIT is about to go down.

[@bomerdoomer69420]

Is there a part 2?

[@SymbioteMullet]

I hope so

[@UncleBaconMan]

One more for the library. Thank you bro

[@brianlips8346]

Thanks for the story 🙂☺️

[@denifnaf5874]

Teket: kúrvaaa!!!

[@victortahlor4038]

Thank you for the reading

[@unclestoma4699]

this needs part 2

[@hexapon133]

Needs 100 chapter series

[@anathardayaldar]

This needs a collab with LifeWithBoris

[@jameschastain1229]

This would be bad ass animated like Heavy Metal

[@Charlie-dx6bv]

I want the rest of the story! I hope there is more later.

[@rossdavies8250]

Great stuff...

[@eleklovatka7666]

I'll be honest... at the start I've waited for Commander Shepard to start shooting reapers and save the royal...

[@Steel-toad-Jack]

As someone from the south county music is a war crime

[@badpancake8972]

As someone from the planet EARTH I agree that country music is a war crime

[@wyatthale9119]

No no lifted f-150 country music is a war crime

[@TheDenofBadgers]

modern country music, sure.

[@wyatthale9119]

@@TheDenofBadgers I’m glad someone is able to translate my tick tock and KZbin addled speech

[@ihateyankees3655]

You ain't southern if you're willing to diss Johnny Cash like that

[@zredband]

Rednecks, every country has them, and now outer space...

[@horsemumbler1]

It would be fun to see them have run-ins and team-ups with the various ethnic variations. Some Good ol' space boys out space noodlin' for beer and antimatter money, some Travelers who'd love to sell them a very lightly used ship, a couple clans of Bogans and Florida Men who have a rivalry over how much exotic leather they can wrestle and kill, etc.

[@zredband]

@@horsemumbler1 You leave out the space stuff, and that sounds like the premise of an entertaining game show. Just rednecks from all over the world competing in a junkyard or something.

[@ProjectNetoku]

2:12 peak voice acting

[@Crazael]

Heh Human: I'm not gonna question how you got in this situation... *five seconds later* Human: So, how did you get in this situation?

[@bloodedwindigo2635]

The prince's description make me think of the Engineers of the Convanent from Halo. Just more squid like.

[@mrmonkeyman412]

We need more movies like this.

[@ancientlaserrifle1496]

imagine the thoughts of that alien at the end. "a whole planet full of these maniacs? how? what? why?"

[@tulemm5439]

That was good

[@WildArmACF]

I need sequels

[@WHEELES]

I'm pretty sure the "spacecraft" looks like a Niva with two engines from Boeing

[@vocaloid300]

Just need some Adidas and sunflower seeds and it would b perfect

[@CogglesnatchCrumplehorn]

GET SOME!

[@Burneth_]

Thumbnail got me👌 Once upon a time EVE Online was good... and then it wasnt.

[@simsonleknox3286]

:D that one got me

[@jamiemezs9891]

Sounds like the poor guy got himself in with pirates

[@dankboi666]

This story is such a KZbin

[@rasehorn]

When Pavel...was it Pavel... anyway when he shot with that gatling I swear I saw him giving an interview and saying something about shoot that gun for 12 seconds costs 400,000$ and that he might not be a smart man but he has yet to see sone one outsmart a bullet

[@idkatthispoint265]

as soon as i heard kurwa i knew this would be good

[@notcreativenickname2938]

Funniest story i heard. For the algorithm.

[@johnathanblackwell9960]

Cheeki breeeki!!!!

[@robertbemis9800]

Human shot first

[@baalzhamon8491]

the crew of Tatiana kinda remind me of the two robot guys in the game Z lol 🤣

[@additiveartificer9365]

Layared bass boosted music in

[@robo336]

This reminds me of firefly for some reason...

[@rodrigorubio8918]

Part 2

[@beingsneaky]

ah yeah more more more.. lol

[@GenStallion]

BRRRRRRT!!!!!

[@tomasdubravsky4851]

mate i have a question. Why did you say it as Koohwa and not the real kurwa?

[@robertwiacek271]

lacks in education, obviously. Kurwa is kurwa, kurwa jej mać!

[@marcusrauch4223]

Blyatiful

[@mattstrandquist2148]

Blyat Cyka! Cheeki-Breeki!!!!!!!!!

[@robertbemis9800]

Odysseus would agree with you a little xeno

[@quox3987]

For those who do listen to Hardbass, what song you bet they were blasting? My bet is Slavic nitrous from Uamee.

[@PaRaDOX-de8bk]

Probably hind also by uamee

[@jameschastain1229]

Judas Priest All Guns Blazing.

[@anathardayaldar]

blyatiful

[@thewizard8032]

What song is the question

[@CADJewellerySkills]

You missed a trick by not giving all the humans Russian accents. And your accents were inconsistent for the same characters. But besides that it’s a great fun story. A bit like cowboy bebop.

[@stephenaustin142]

Please tell me that there's more to this story.

[@budtowery]

There is more right

[@Attaxalotl]

Polska Gurom!

[@evanreynolds5386]

Tell me there's more

[@chrisdufresne9359]

I will fight the author. They need to stop insulting country music. We all know that Mumble-rap is a war crime. Country, when drawn from the right years, is a work of art. Modern country is just disguised Rap music.

[@ghosty5478]

"country music is a war crime" sorry Cyril i can't like you anymore

[@mac-gyver1152]

First 😁

[@thecursed01]

Considering that the gopnics are the orc invadors currently on earth, this story needs to be rewritten. Especially NOT blasting country music when chasing down orcs out of Ukraine should be a war crime :)

[@Noxidsignorantia]

You do know Gopnik culture is beyond Russian borders? All Slavic culture groups have their own sub culture of Gopnik and they all squat.

[@jdtheone]

Rednecks in space well everyone knew this was coming anyway for the algorithm

[@arandomdumbass8542]

2:12 Best voice actor of the year