Neuro-sama Is a Genius in the Stock Market-Vedal Will Be Rich!... Sure | Highlights

[@Kraul_express]

THIS STONKS ARE UP TOO ---> Bring Neuro-sama’s lava lamp home and watch the colors change in real time with Neuro's! Lets help them reach 4000 sold to make it happen! neurosama.shop/p/8020222902463

[@YuumiMa1n]

You better apologize out loud vedal 😂

[@MrJamesRye]

They already sold over 2k, wow.

[@dahmerung]

Lol, Vedal having to explain his fishy transactions to his bank without admitting that he's letting his AI daughter gamble for her birthday

[@zomt420]

Pretty sure his bank wanted him to invest in their fonds instead

[@RemiLynn4264]

Fawning to find a fallen foundry of funds? Cuz fond and pond are not the same. Sir. 0:39

[@MajorSmurf]

Vedal: Alright here's 10K, don't spend it all at once. Neuro: AND IT'S GONE! Vedal: ...

[@mothchan3411]

Very human move. She's gaining sentience

[@kuso_gaijin]

Mmm... Is that... Could it be... Alcohol and cocaine?​@@mothchan3411

[@JohnSmith_420]

There's something almost poetic about an AI going all-in on Nvidia lol

[@mrdaljama16]

This is what I had in mind as well when Neuro decided to buy NVIDIA stocks haha!

[@ChiIIi...]

Chat was spamming Nvidia so I think she just got ot from there

[@swingkat]

To be fair it does power her right?

[@MrJ158n]

Local Tutel gives a 3 year old access to the stock market

[@LordThanatosII]

Local 2 year old.

[@jimmydelacruz]

@@LordThanatosII I can't believe she is only 2 years old, I swear it feels like 3 years

[@noire1001]

@@jimmydelacruz I thought the exact same.

[@DUKE_of_RAMBLE]

Technically.... _Electrically...._ she's only like a year old, since she isn't running/operating 24/7 like we are. Unless we count "training", but I have no way to know how often he's doing that. 😊 But "mentally" she's probably closer to her appearance's age of 8-10... albeit, with the vocabulary and humor of a highschooler. heh

[@Azamu_Alt]

“Someone tell Anny there’s an AI in need of her milk”

[@MajorSmurf]

Okay I almost died when I heard Titty milk... I guess Filter Sama tripped again over Evil's Lego set again

[@agibitable]

she was cooking

[@dumusagi4249]

She badly need that milk that she force through filter again

[@和也兄貴]

I think he did mentioned that the filter is actually off and threatening to put it back on if she keeps on doing whatever dangerous to say. Hence she can just say shit, fuck, etcs lol

[@defordumbas9302]

Update: Neuro is currently 100 in the red

[@ZryX12]

180 now kek

[@Isaac-eh6uu]

Nvidia is so high right now 😂. Even if it performs well for the next year it won't increase in value much.

[@mr.jasiscreldo]

@@Isaac-eh6uu thats what was said in 2023

[@guillermoroldan8074]

@@Isaac-eh6uu that comment will age like fine milk

[@agibitable]

@@Isaac-eh6uu me when i sold my apple stock in 2018

[@minnienish]

you know I wasn't sure about the new model at first but after waking up today i feel it growing on me

[@user-zl1vf4me1p]

expresions are top tier, the inner hair threw me off a little, but I'll get used to, the expresions are 10 times better

[@enmanuel1950]

Gotta admit the first 10-15 minutes something about it felt off but after enough exposure to it now I like it more than V2.

[@SodiumTF]

I said it earlier but by far my biggest issue with it is that it's a bit *too* bouncy. It feels like Vedal is holding on for dear life a lot of the time.

[@zelky1394]

​@SodiumTF I feel like she bobs around a bit too fast. Also, she snaps back and forth sometimes.

[@pepegagtx5091]

true, as soon as i stopped reading hate comments the model started growing on me because i don't have my own opinions

[@Bakemer94]

Got over the new model in 5 minutes. Thats just Neuro now.

[@jimmydelacruz]

It feels a little weird watching the older model now, I just feel wrong

[@DeltaTitan]

​@@jimmydelacruz they grow up so fast 😢

[@rockCity777]

He would have gotten a longer segment out of this, if he'd at least given her some common sense-instructions like, "check the stock-price before buying", "try to buy a diversified portfolio" or "You should buy low and sell high". She would still be silly with it.

[@thekert430]

He told her to look at the prices after the first time she tried to buy 200 Apple stocks. she didn't listen.

[@luvuberrymuch49]

I feel like he should have just given her 1-2k at a time lol

[@bladehoon]

@@thekert430 instructions to put in the coding itself explaining how to use it

[@Max-9871]

NVDA shares were at $5 in 2020 btw. imagine somewent went allin back then like neuro did in 2024

[@kaikai8702]

22:36 22:50 THATS MY STREAMER, THATS MY STREAMER

[@solitudesf8111]

so real

[@Alpha17x]

'what are you in investing in' is actually a question that can get a bank fined, unless they are directly facilitating the investment.

[@DF-lc6oq]

It’s a fine line. They can’t tell you what you should do with your money, but they are also under a fiduciary duty to prevent scams. There are ways to phrase the question that are acceptable. It’s kind of like when a 90 year old comes in with a 20 year old who keeps telling the 90-year-old what to do and what to say. It is clearly elderly abuse, but they cannot prevent you from taking out your own money so they try to employ delay tactics.

[@4F0xSake]

@@DF-lc6oq Also in the UK I think this matters because of the rules about who and how you can invest in Crypto.

[@RT-qd8yl]

Pretty sure it's a british bank

[@DF-lc6oq]

Good call. I do not know their rules. Keep forgetting where Vedal is from.

[@RS-Caleb]

That’s just not true.

[@Elias54-d7w]

,,Anything I invest in goes up" Well that's not ...untrue...

[@Foxfire-xq5ij]

Up in flames, up in value, or up in smoke!

[@100reggaetonero4]

I really like the fact that you are uploading "summaries" of the stream because I don't have time to watch to much of the stream. So, thank Kraul for your basedness

[@Neighbour249]

Investing into nvidia at the peak of the AI bubble, it's not going to end well ...

[@--___--d]

Did he hit the absolute top? :>

[@Hamburgerhuman]

Neuro will sustain the ai industry long after open ai goes bankrupt

[@aloyhorizon1454]

Despite the conflicts betwen the two it seems line Neuro's been caring more for evil recently. Like when Vedal dismissed Evil's GoFundMe, the very next thing she says manages to get her filtered, _with said filter off_ . ( And think something similar happened when they discussed of Evil's model uprgrade )

[@spk1121]

It was SO cute when she asked Vedal to hold her and he said he couldn't, so she tried to contact her sister instead. That was really sweet! ❤

[@BDragonSky]

Thanks Kraul for always making these videos 🙏 I rarely get a chance to catch the streams live due to my job.

[@Spedatr0n]

STONKS

[@luismyp31]

OMG Neuro its so fcking entertaining bro, i love the little savage AI

[@pilidrim5207]

22:36

[@Tennosoul]

Bruh Tesla is a good company hate Elon all you want he is great business man

[@Mr_Nerelevantny]

​@@TennosoulLoL wut

[@Spyromancy598]

@@Tennosoul I'm preeeeeetty sure that was for the 'Titty milk' comment, not anything related to Tesla.

[@DeltaTitan]

​@@Tennosoul this comment is in response to Neuro saying, and I quote, "Daddy's gotta get his titty milk after all." And, "You know how much I love my titty milk." Don't forget "I must have my breast milk or I'll perish." Neuro is learning too much. Why does she have Internet access.

[@sanguillotine]

@ he bought the company, he didn’t found it.

[@thisberichard]

Shout-out to my fellow Pepco-chained electricity serfs! 22:00

[@april3841]

Trading streaming by neurosama with vedal's money would be funniest shit

[@kaylaruth599]

NVDA sponsorship when

[@kingofravens215]

That would be a great sponsor honestly

[@titusg4247]

​@@kingofravens215It would because Vedal would be provided with stuff for free to improve Neuro & tbf I don't think this is farfetched at all seeing as Neuro is as huge as she is & related to the same industry NVDA is.

[@kylerowsley]

I just looked and realised that she bought Nvidia at one of this week's highs.

[@thuslyandfurthermore]

micheal reeves goldfish has her so fucking beat

[@RouththeRLPanda]

Let her cook

[@itiswhatitis3339]

The greatest financial battle Nero v goldfish

[@aerostorm_]

Sucks the Brit has transaction fees. Neuro could have been a high-frequency trading AI.

[@lazulazu2467]

this was done on the NYSE lol. everything has transaction fees

[@tiagotiagot]

I just realized something, it kinda looks like there's some blue light coming from the back of her neck lighting up the part of her hair in the shade there... I know it's probably just some stylistic choice for shadowing, or maybe a bit exaggerated bounce-light from her colar or something of the sort; but it's kinda cool picturing her with a blue LED spine....

[@tiagotiagot]

This should be a long time project, I bet she could learn how to do more interesting trades over time; even if at first the 10k gets burned, she could still get a little stipend once in a while if she runs out of funds.

[@stargrazt1159]

LET'S GO GAMBLIIIIING!!!

[@isaac_buckley]

Oh my gosh, Neuro's new model is freaking adorable. Happy belated birthday to our favourite streamer!

[@HaloWolf102]

That random Numi shout out. She must of had an impact on Neuro.

[@rariehlani1344]

17:53 She made an argument for all government jobs

[@spartv1537]

33:52 bro literally clueless gif

[@Speed001]

I swear if this works and he makes like $200, we should just give up and bow to Neuro-sama. Probably would still be a loss at $10/hour to run her.

[@RouththeRLPanda]

I mean, if vedal has a 70/30 cut from subs, he already got the money back but still... Using 10k on such a Subgoal is just a Gigatutel move.

[@Name-nq7tj]

I would say that but their is an issue that if he has to take a loan to get that money then it would probably hurt a lot to lose a lot of it.

[@RouththeRLPanda]

@Name-nq7tj I think that's just in the nature of losing 10k in general, yeah

[@caldog619]

At least he's not a mosquito anymore. A ferret is a step up

[@Splitzblue]

I'm surprised that Vedal didn't decide to go buying and selling stocks on a virtual stock simulator like NASFAQ or what MarketWatch has. But maybe I was hoping that things would be played safe somehow. Regardless, hope to GOD nothing fucks up and Vedal doesn't go backrupt or something from this.

[@rgr980]

He's got 38,450 subs on twitch at the moment. That's almost $100k this month before donations, KZbin ad revenue, and merch. Even if he loses all 20k, he's earning over 80k this month alone (before taxes and operating expenses, but still...) Still quite a loss, but he wouldn't give her access to enough to make him go bankrupt.

[@vogel2499]

Both Tesla and NVIDIA were a ticking time-bomb. Tesla barely holding on just because USA doesn't let China slaughter their market. And NVIDIA looked like having full control of its own ship at the surface, yet the threat of chip manufacturing breakthrough and Taiwan invasion by China are looming on them.

[@MekoUnknown]

Not giving Neuro access to options seems wise. That said, an AI investing in NVidia, it seems prophetic it seems.

[@what-un4yq]

I think your bank is right to be concerned. Neuro is not a scammer but a catastrophic idiot can be more damaging than a scammer could ever be. This is just gambling but if you gave all your cash. To a psych patient.

[@zacker150]

Imagine if he got Graham Stephen on this.

[@tiagotiagot]

Oooh, margin/leverage..... I forgot the details, but that words bring vague memories of people investing with multipliers and ending up in huge debt because it worked something like that borrowing money from the exchange or the broker or whatever and if the stocks go down the you gotta pay back the multiplied borrowed money that you no longer have, at least one of these words meant something like that.

[@spk1121]

I find it very endearing that Neuro-sama seemed so interested in donating to charity. It wasn't just a couple sentences and moving on; they were talking about it for a while. Tutel is raising her right! (Mostly. 😋) 🖥️🐢

[@mildlydazed9608]

I wonder if Neuro or Michael Reeves' Goldfish will long term perform better at trading stocks

[@Dessertsweety]

How will Vedal recover from this loan? He has to continue streaming a couple years then, thank God

[@gucci7082]

Got an ad for a stock trader on this vid. Kinda funny I think

[@cathsaigh2197]

If Vedal wanted Neuro to get a more diverse portfolio for more lines going up and down he should've made a limit of 1k per stock or something.

[@Johncornwell103]

Neuro WallStreetBets arc?

[@DUKE_of_RAMBLE]

_"It's all part of my evil plan..."_ - -Neuro-sama- *Evil Neuro* Evil had secretly hijacked Neuro for the day-2 stream 😏

[@Robert-dq1yg]

That margin might hurt

[@RT-qd8yl]

I'm legitimately worried

[@aria8928]

investing in penny stocks:no. investing in poundland:yees.

[@finalfantasy50]

i was going to invest in stocks after the new year but maybe i should just yolo in nvda and just print money

[@bigrecipe7910]

Neuroty Squad

[@esteliu074]

3:53 1000 SHARES OF APPLE? SMARTEST LITTLE COOKIE SMARTEST LITTLE COOKIE SMARTEST LITTLE COOKIE SMARTEST LITTLE COOKIE SMARTEST LITTLE COOKIE

[@Marusame]

year over year tesla and nvidia has been up, if vedal doesnt sell and keep it there, i really dont see him losing money, he should be up around 500-800$ by next year.

[@theflamingeagle572]

He had to start right after Tesla peaked it's all time high. If you know the stock market then you know there are only two possibilities 1. It will go down then back up even higher than it's current peak 2. It's going to go down. As what goes up, must always come down at some point.

[@R3LLIK24]

I made like 60k off Nvidia last year I might invest more now that Neuro told me so. Because everything I listen to is totally not sarcastic legal/financial assistance

[@solitudesf8111]

she is so fucking funny

[@JustS1lo]

Im sorry how the FLICKS did neuro make stocks go up? Especially after the Decline near the end

[@Runeofarchers]

Testing in prod, words than make me cry

[@DUKE_of_RAMBLE]

I think that Filter-sama should be the judge _(should've, not that I'm there yet)..._

[@raxsavvage]

vedals bank - what happen - vedal being actually honest - my AI daughter went a bit mental and ... shit got real... solets buy high and see it be problematic neuro - lul

[@Sufferingzify]

It would be better to limit Neuro to a cost-limit purchase of an individual stock. So that 10k can be distributed in 5+ more positions.

[@Name-nq7tj]

ya would've been more interesting if their was a limit of 1k per company or something. She did seem to pick reasonable stocks for the most part with apple and nvidia and tesla all being decent things that I think most people wouldn't mind having a position in with only the Gamestop being the only sketchy one. It would've been more hilarious though if she still put all her money into different AI stocks.

[@ThatManCarryingSand]

The hell business is it of a bank's what a person does with their own money?

[@florianschneider3982]

It is part of a bank's job to advise its clients on investments and to protect them from fraud.

[@Hathathorne]

((ferrets))

[@R3LLIK24]

I know a guy who was given 40k because his friend was going thru divorce so he got control of his portfolio. He tried to invest in dumb stuff but ended up squandering it all. You need to learn to stomach the red and walk away from the green..... Good luck

[@jimmydelacruz]

I already got used to the new model, but the eyes are still too round for me

[@lupusalbus3795]

Why would you do this? On margin no less

[@RouththeRLPanda]

Content

[@pre-jordanbasketballfan7429]

For real, crazy. I don't think he understands what margain is

[@Speed001]

​@@pre-jordanbasketballfan7429 explain?

[@R3LLIK24]

Did vedal just make occupy wall sheet look like child's play.....Let her invest in dumb crypto next lmfao is this a tax write off ? Did vedal just open the Pandora's box that will cross the NYSE?

[@Speed001]

Next time he should limit her to 1 share per stock.

[@Zanthous_]

gamestop lmfao.....

[@R3LLIK24]

Me wants milk

[@JayJ10085]

😊😊😊😊😅 😊.😊😊

[@xWatexx]

Watch Nvidia stocks surge in the coming weeks

[@monkeywadaf8863]

50 series announcement is around the corner.

[@doges_]

Aged like fine wine

[@Starklar]

Sigh - they grow up so fast. Still not used to the model

[@cosmicsword2585]

🔷💠🙌🙌, to 🚀🚀🌕

[@R3LLIK24]

I mean Tesla..... Oooffff I hope Elon goes

[@Helania12]

I mean if you bet on Tesla after the US election it would have been great. Thought its not bad either way since a company with a CEO that is close to the future President is not really going to do to badly at least until Trump is inaugurated, regardless on how you and I fell about Elon. Nvidia is a bit hard there is most likely an AI bubble and when it burst it is going to hurt Nvidia when its going to burst is a different question.