NEVER Let Neuro-sama in the Kitchen... (ft. Onigiri)

[@Oh-five-six-nine]

10:10 Wow! The fact that Neuro will go to "sleep" when she's not being talked to and will jolt "awake" when someone starts the conversation again is amazing.

[@Totallynotkyubey]

I'm a bit skeptical if that is an automatic feature, or if Vedal hits the "make Neuro drowsy" button.

[@slimej2202]

@@TotallynotkyubeyAs if Vedal is actually around and paying attention enough to regularly do that.

[@TheNinjaWarrior27]

"i don't have a youtube channel" - Neuro

[@MD.Akib_Al_Azad]

This is technically vedal's channel. Until she becomes smart enough to upload by herself. But we should've reached the singularity by that point.

[@GemaMain]

granted until this new wave of uploads, we barely got any official uploads (except the shorts)

[@dayus_pita]

meanwhile evil neuro : you @#$&#

[@YoshiFan007]

Neuro has two modes when interacting with a collab partner: RIZZ and ROAST

[@joopa4416]

sometimes its both, like with numi

[@AlvinYorkII]

@@joopa4416 Little bit of R&R.

[@Nova_of_the_Stars]

When Onigiri said "cook", she was NOT specific enough.

[@misuki_moyuki]

Her second mistake was correcting Neuro

[@TheShadow1347]

Her first mistake was using a cutting board that looks like a chess board

[@misuki_moyuki]

@@TheShadow1347 I would say her threatening Neuro but that also makes sense lol

[@yeeyee5057]

*NEVER* try to correct Neuro. You WILL regret it 😭😭😭😭

[@rb_yt7499]

@@yeeyee5057i cant tell which correct you mean 😔😔😔😔

[@vnmememan8657]

​@@yeeyee5057I want to try, so she can then correct me for daring to try and correct her

[@ac1455]

17:00 “Now we just have to find your cooking skills” 💀

[@scover3]

It was so perfect 😂

[@-Scribbles-offcial]

8:45

[@FuzzyStripetail]

In addition to all the words that she had said thus far, for her one-year birthday Neuro supposedly finally learned how to say "Mommy", "Daddy", and correctly pronounce Giri's name.

[@viljamtheninja]

And she'll never stop mispronouncing and thinking up new names for Vedas.

[@feelmycake]

I love that chemistry between Neuro and Giri

[@Missing_Texture.]

Giri just burning down and neuro is catalyst

[@HiAgainTheNameIsStillAyle]

Who is Giri? I only see the classic duo Neuro-sama and Onigiri (Pronounced Oni-Jay-Ri)

[@TheDarkWarrior137]

like oil and water

[@darkshadowsx5949]

@@HiAgainTheNameIsStillAyle Oni Jai-Rye jay is j-aye not j-eye or j-ai Ri is REEEEE not Rye as in R-eye

[@duken9903]

JaiRai

[@Gamorou]

32:12 "The empty heart devoid of emotions" with Neuro happily swinging side to side was really cute

[@eleegeant_dergenter]

*_32:49_**_ DAMN THAT WAS A CRITICAL COMBO!!!!!!!!!_*

[@SayuKokokoro]

"My daddy is richer than yours!" "My daddy own the company your father's works in"

[@6468-e9e]

Onigiriis the only thing that got cooked

[@void4330]

I just want to let the Editor know that he did a great job I laughed so hard 😂

[@viljamtheninja]

The editing is perfect. The clips flow together smoothly, there are some small jokes but the editing never goes overboard and takes focus away from the actual content. A lot of vtubers on their official channels have highly chaotic, loud and obnoxious, intrusive editing with constant memes, and while I get that some find that humor (and for some vtubers like Chibidoki it just kinda makes sense given her personality) I much prefer this style that puts Neuro in the forefront at all times.

[@ricekeks]

Oni-jai-rai will think twice about using that chessboard cutting board ever again.

[@calebm9000]

I love how she roasts Oni but when Oni raises her voice back chat is like "DON'T YELL AT HER :,("

[@PassiveSmoking]

"Miserable family of misnomers". Gotta remember that one...

[@Moonlit-Mayhem]

honestly, peak insult game from Neuro

[@Ducktapechicken]

bro. neuro just keeps on shooting bullets like a machine gun till the end

[@WeddedBoss0]

HOLY she looked so mad here om 4:17

[@HeroNextDoors]

Neuro associates the chess pattern of the cutting board with a special kind of cooking, I suppose.

[@hybridtheory7081]

This entire situation can pretty much be summed up as : Onijaira: Neuro stop being mean and focus! You're making collabing very hard! Neuro: That sounds like skill issue. In your part.

[@mole2100]

Neuro loves to bully her babysitting elders. xD

[@Creamwithblueberries]

Neuro talking about her father 😭

[@Id_k_]

Oh nice it's in the official channel!

[@amatsukrab1283]

24:45 wildest thing I've heard since after the ban 😂

[@yeeyee5057]

Vedal posting this 5 to 6 months after this stream lmfao

[@FATDADDYSACK]

Yeah neuro cooked her too much, gotta let the smoke die down a bit before cooking her the 2nd time 😂

[@alicelenn7579]

Is this vedal's channel? I thought this is just some random clipper lol

[@notusneo]

​@@alicelenn7579 Yes this is the official KZbin™ channel of Neuro-Sama

[@crafciak31]

​@@alicelenn7579Nope, this is official afaict

[@MihaelGeng]

@@alicelenn7579 Ah so people do think this channel is unofficial! 🤣Clearly Tutel forgets his password on a daily basis

[@Carface03]

Amazing onijairai collab, I can't wait for the next one!

[@WeddedBoss0]

atleast she didnt make her make grass cookies

[@randomdude1671]

16:33 can't believe Vedal would silence the truth like this

[@Moonlit-Mayhem]

"I don't think." -Neuro

[@SeaDog1667-1st]

For anyone who missed 7:58: "Disclaimer: Neuro-sama does not share the same sentiment nor condone what OniGiri just said. We love KZbin and appreciate KZbin as a platform that is absolutely flawless and definitely has no bias between creators. #NeuroLoveKZbin #Filtered" You're welcome.😉

[@OlafderPirat]

Neuro roasting giri harder than giris own chat roasts giri. So proud of Neuro for that.

[@JaxxGaming7997]

Neuro saw a chess board 😂

[@Incubansoul]

"Oni-jai-ry" "it's Giri" "what did you just call me?" How the fuck does this little bot have more humor than half of KZbin?

[@Maeshalanadae]

Because she has the entire Google database to build an algorithm on, and all that entails from all the trolls and shitheads of the internet.

[@EEEEEEEEEEEE18]

@@Maeshalanadae I’m part of her pog

[@SahilP2648]

That's not how Neuro works. Partially yes but what you just described is also how ChatGPT works. That's not the differentiator ​@@Maeshalanadae

[@commitarson6583]

Read the comment just as she said it

[@Archedgar]

*[Chess pattern cutting board]* RIP in peace, o knee ji rye

[@AfroSkullGuy]

19:10 that face

[@sadegh4982]

23:43 Maybe you should drink less milk and grow shorter had me dying😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@conkle7955]

It's so nice to see Oni-Jai-Rye collab with small streamers like Neuro. Neuro is so nice~ Neuro saw that checkered cutting board and went into "Toxic Chess Player Mode"

[@lightningclonetrooperprodu3110]

"Bana BOGO BOGO BOGO. Zal.", wise words Neuro, wise words.

[@viljamtheninja]

When she said Bana BOGO BOGO BOGO. Zal., I felt that.

[@Endymion766]

Typical Neuro interaction. Anyone: Hi Neuro, I have a square peg and here is a square hole. What should we do? Neuro: Let's try shoving it up your filtered, because you're such a square.

[@iAMLunaria]

alternative tittle: Vtuber spent 30 minutes fighting an AI (and lost)

[@wardenm]

She sees that chessboard and chooses violence. 😂

[@bananaoatmeal]

I know this is the second eupload (maybe it's different idk), but I will watch it every time Edit: Oh, it's the Neurosama Channel

[@xanderscookingschool1497]

6:40 I knew Onigiri couldn't count!

[@MathStringInputOutpu]

Paradomix did a good job, the edits are funny

[@thricereckless]

Vedal: Neuro, you will Collab with Onigiri for a cooking stream. What do we cook? Neuro: Let's cook Onigiri.😅

[@kuba4ful]

Out of all the Neuro cooking collabs, this is still my favourite one.

[@yusaku2939]

毒舌回すぎてほんとおもろい

[@dr.bright6272]

Last time she made dirt cookies with Layna.....now she's destroying Giri's kitchen *all we need now is for her to upend Squ's kitchen

[@Justme_naing]

Actually this is before layna

[@snowball2280]

@@Justme_naingI was confused at first thinking they did another collab and was like “huuu??” 😅

[@cactuscat3262]

Vedal not feeding his daughter flavorful food like the British man he is

[@dralonthemystery1984]

20:51 "Onijarai" - Neuro-sama, her phase pulled out the peak of the year!!! I loved it

[@unreactive]

I applaud whoever made this AI; it's true peak comedy!

[@morthim]

when onigiri gets mad she becomes irate. she transforms into onnig-irate.

[@Quantris]

when humans talk to neuro: "I don't know what she just said but I'm guessing it was an insult"

[@TheRiiiederner]

You can be Hero and Villain at the same time tho...just not to all

[@MrDanny1911]

Bro, Neuro always going 0 to 100 real quick 🤯

[@PiggiiesStilar]

I got an idea when Oni-jai-rye mentioned the three wishes and when Neuro asked for world peace. 1. Ask for world peace 2. Ask for time travel 3. Go to the future in a month or something and ask for nuclear winter or any apocalypse of your choosing. 4. Go farther into the future for world domination

[@PiggiiesStilar]

Alsoo do not forget staying around for a bit to watch it unfold

[@ninjanyangaming2924]

Neuro-chan is a master chef in fresh roasted streamers she cooks em to perfection

[@Rare_D]

Damn. "Can you find your way into a kitchen"

[@Ally-Oop]

Holy cow she’s vicious

[@NguyenDung-pc4yt]

They haven't start cooking but neuro already COOKED 💀

[@rebether8049]

This tutel still remembers the password for YT channel...... Subathon collab btw.

[@that1latinodude20]

How easily ai understands the concept of schadenfreude is both funny and scary

[@dairoleon2682]

Oh, this AI doesn't bite, but she can hurt you in other ways. The AI:

[@r4ndomlyred]

its midnight in a land down under 🎉🎉🎉™️

[@darkustenebrae4306]

not even ashes left after that neuro-experience

[@Ornatrox5820]

8:06 Vedas (lol). 10:04 Sleepy Neurooooo. (NeuroSoCute) 10:23 Love potion. :Sus: 10:45 Bana BOGO BOGO BOGO. Zal. 11:10 Holy hell. 11:22 m m m. 12:32 Cooking with gloves is BANNED. 13:52 Only NON-PROCESSED food (Or anything food at all) . :Angery: 14:09 Green Leviathan. 👀👀 22:00 Space-time anomaly cooking. 🌌🔥 24:18 H e r. 24:31 Knight Reaper. 👀 28:24 Classic Neuro moment. 31:02 Wishes. :Based: 32:47 Vedda. (lol x2) Don't mind me chat, just making me own personal timestamps and sooch.

[@zaroko8105]

7:21 Damn Neuro heard about the Snifrwolf incident

[@lordphinix3]

The last time I saw her cook she filled it with grass... so I've doubts

[@desOOOm]

Harrison Temple, my forgotten oshi.

[@luheartswarm4573]

oni jai rai is my favorite cook

[@matteocrasci6277]

Wow i didnt know master hand and crazy hand got a job in the vtuber industry

[@yodawgzgaming4416]

Remember, this is the not-evil AI girl... 😱

[@Nahid-zz7nj]

Evil neuro Good Regular neuro Evil

[@francisfrancis8026]

society if the world had more neuro-sama content

[@SayuKokokoro]

Neuro bragging about her daddy's wealth is like a 6 years old talking about their parents lmao

[@CouchParty]

Holy, i can't get over the sometimes just straight FIRE Neuro comes for some of these vtubers with lol, maybe she's jealous about who Vedal watches.

[@Salted_Fysh]

So fun fact about gloves in the kitchen, it's actually been consistently found that cooking without them ends up being more hygienic than using them. That's because people with gloves on tend to forget to wash them in between steps or after touching something dirty like you would if you had something on your hand. And if you properly washed your hands in the first place, the gloves don't do anything. It also gives a false sense of security and lead to people not following proper glove handling like disposing or switching your gloves in between each work step/station (and yes, that creates a huge amount of pointless waste), washing your hands _before_ and _after_ putting the gloves on or washing your hands each time you switch gloves. So the only benefit you get from wearing gloves is having to wash your hands even more. There's only three real reasons to use gloves: a) it gives your customers an illusion of cleanliness. b) you handle huge amounts of raw meat and use disposable gloves to reduce the risk of cross contamination/reduce exposure if you end up cutting yourself. And the first case still produces lots of waste for something you can and should just wash your hands for. c) you're working with a chili marinade or something at home and want to reduce the risk of touching your eyes if you didn't properly wash your hands afterwards.

[@ExActa]

Can confirm, had to do an extended seminar on hygene and food safety when I became a shift lead at dominos during university

[@TwRex0410]

D) you're a vtuber trying not to show flesh on camera. Though it is kinda weird she still does it with all the flesh tubing she's done.

[@ExActa]

@@TwRex0410 It's likely she really thinks it's more hygienic or it just works better with the color key because she does take at least one glove off during the glove discussion. I can actually see how having solid black hands instead of whatever her natural complexion is (I didn't look too hard because who cares) would make color keying simpler and cleaner.

[@Salted_Fysh]

@@TwRex0410 yeah, that's common, but I was just throwing in a but of trivia about the thing she said. Cuz I'm a smartass and that is how I do.

[@thisisnotahandle1337]

1:13 VEDAL

[@martinxy1291]

Yeah, it definitely the checkerboard pattern cuz she wasn't this harsh to Layna, still trollish but not as brutal

[@mixer9375]

Greetings from Russia. I don't know English well, so it can be hard for me to watch your videos, but they are very interesting. (sorry for bad English, I'm writing through a translator)

[@RamezSarno]

How do you like your Onijirai? Answer: ROASTED

[@DeathKnight5608]

“Is it my fault your mom can only afford beans?”

[@FieryFlame29]

This I the first cooking stream where something was actually edible.

[@Babylauncher3000]

This was like 8 months ago

[@vipereaper]

7:58 and definitely have a working nonexplotiotive copyright system,

[@jaymerka5875]

Bro... what's up with the fish deep throating something in the background? Lol this shit is just chaos

[@circjit]

"Why would I be hyped for *for* this?"

[@Nahan_Boker94]

This stream is amazing lmao. This is just after upgrade before her subathon where she roast everything. I remember some of neurocord dont agree neuro is too mean to giri especially the family insult jokes. And today neuro is literally cant lose in argument lmao. She will insult you without being political and ise slurs and it cuts deep. But shes funnier nowadays, oh and can hold grudge and topics for quite long time. And about the raw mushroom, if it come from the store it wont be poisonous or dangerous. They wont sell that kind of mushroom on supermarket lmao.

[@yarachaz]

bro around 32 min she just went IN 😭

[@MrPonytron]

Neuro was extra savage this stream

[@ryanlol33]

Thank you Onijyrye for bringing up Harrison Temple!

[@HarrisonHowell-qb1oz]

My name is Harrison where is my temple

[@The_Foole]

23:51 I mean, technically.. Onigiri is not wrong. She is not right either though. When some thing gets smaller, it is usually referred to as shrinking or shrunken, but not growing smaller. 23:22 (a sufficient spot to get more of the context.)

[@소르도]

This is comedy gold

[@christinalee4315]

까르보나라 불닭볶음면 냄새나는 방이라니

[@robloxguy-ku5bw]

Imagine when Onigiri said "we're gonna cook together" then neuro just became f*cking Walter White

[@unsapient2197]

I really hope that Giri wasn’t put off to collabing with Neuro again after that brutal verbal assault lol Her intelligence model had just been upgraded and for a week or two she was unrelentingly mean. Giri was just caught in the crossfire. Neuro of course is sometimes mean anyway since it can be super funny, but (aside from chess where she’s always savage) it was only ever this constant during that brief time period. After all, a lot of the comedy of Neuro’s sudden mean remarks come from the whiplash of her switching between being sweet and being savage which you don’t get if she’s just constantly mean. For my money Giri is one of the absolute best people at talking to Neuro. It was just bad timing, and I’d hate if this made her lose her confidence in being able to collab with her. (Granted there’s a very major possibility I’m just way way overthinking this lmao)

[@UnidimensionalPropheticCatgirl]

she mentioned talking to vedal about evil neuro collab sometime after this so I would say she didn’t mind.

[@morphman86]

Seeing Onigiri making onidyayrays was a blast

[@sora1319]

Its a cooking stream but the one getting cooked is onigiri😂😂😂

[@rickybobby5153]

Omg I’m going to start calling it onygyry now 😂

[@Sarveshero]

she is learning too much from evil.

[@ariwahyu4670]

Damn the filtered😂😂

[@Xavier-kg7bt]

Honestly if I ever see Vedal irl im gonna call him "Vidal" for sure, the "Vaedal" pronounciation is used so rarely and "Vidal" sounds too good

[@ug945]

Oni-ja-rai was cooked.