Never bully the weird shy kid 🤐

[@MatteoNath]

Fat Tony actually seems like a good dad

[@gumisora]

And a good godfather 😂

[@LeaveChildrenAlone]

He actually was. Even though he was a mob boss, you could tell he cared for people.

[@cerealkiller6907]

​@@gumisorabest godfather you could wish for 😂

[@JamusChristus]

Why would he be anything but a responsible parent? Sure, crime might implicitly put him and his family in harm's way. But day-to-day, you should expect productive, parental engagement... even from a mobster.

[@JupitertheGiant]

There is a bright side to any eternal void.

[@Hotlne565]

His daddy put bullets in my daddy is a crazy insane statement

[@pamady276]

well Ralph's father is Chief Wigum, the head of Springfield Police Dept

[@AnthonyShuker]

how is it? his dad is a police officer

[@MR__quantam]

*putted

[@krunkalert5242]

​@@MR__quantam beat me to saying it by a mere 23 hours

[@sandyfyffe6849]

Is it crazy insane, or insane crazy?

[@trixex1443]

Its actually wholesome how his dad reminded him about the divisor and dividend

[@Gamerboy-qy9tn]

fr shows even the meanest people has a soft spot for something or someone

[@KayesszhaGarcia-iz4sg]

What's 23÷12

[@LiAaronwimmacozin]

​@@KayesszhaGarcia-iz4sg 1.916666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666667

[@leozhang1442]

@@KayesszhaGarcia-iz4sgits never a whole number but its probably estimated to 1.8-1.9

[@yujinyi6099]

Math is important to know in Fat Tony’s line of business. How else would he know when his partners stiff him?

[@Outcast262]

The saddest part is the talked shit about him and then only started respecting him out of fear

[@mushra50]

It is too real especially with the two Asian girls they talk a lot of s*** about that boy behind his back and don't like him but they only pretend to be nice to him when he's in their face that's too sad

[@CharlyZedX87]

Like real life

[@Tsaukpaetra]

In some languages respect is the same word as fear.

[@BlueBerryBronzer]

That’s the kind of respect most men dream of.

[@mushra50]

@BlueBerryBronzer one time when I was watching this one cartoon called the cramp twins yep you probably never even heard of it a lot of people didn't one of the twins messed up these dangerous bikers motorcycles and he was stalling cuz he couldn't replace the tire and then when they were chasing him he tried to go to his friends house dirty Joe and then when they found out he knew dirty Joe they ran off

[@taylorleach9638]

Willie always gets the short end of the straw

[@LisaSimpsonDaily]

😊

[@ChengMcGoldstein]

Your girlfriend told me she always gets the short end too.

[@Fnaflord2014]

​@ChengMcGoldstein you didn't have to kill the guy that bad😭🙏

[@byronasaur]

i always thought the saying was "short end of the stick"

[@taylorleach9638]

@@ChengMcGoldstein so you’re talking to your mom again? That’s good

[@patrickjustincredibleballo902]

"Your Dad's a Mobb Boss? PLEASE don't Have Me Whacked!"🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@dakotastein9499]

makes me think,if your in a gay mafia (which is a thing aparently) and you get whacked,is that good or bad?

[@nerogers05]

​@@dakotastein9499it's a bad thing it mean you get killed

[@VictorGonzalez-xs9oc]

​@@dakotastein9499gay Mafia doesn't have anything to do with regular Mafia.

[@elijahbee34]

​@@dakotastein9499 whacked will still mean the same thing but I see what you did there 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@bbmcrae]

*mob

[@KaityKat117]

Honestly poor kid. He probably was quiet cause he didn't want anyone finding out about his dad and treating him different. This is probably his worst nightmare.

[@silver5499]

Yup, I remember when I was in school I attempted to not let anyone hear my last name because one of my family members is literally a millionaire. I gave up a few months afterwards.

[@dubiousinformation1756]

@silver5499 I'm assuming people started trying to harass you for money or something because they think that your relative having that much somehow means you also do. Granted I don't actually know whether you do or don't have that kind of money, but I can see why it would probably get annoying to deal with super fast.

[@alisterfolson]

A girl one grade below me; their family changed their last name for obvious reasons (Capone).

[@girlofthealpines]

It's a cartoon. It's not real.

[@sephandremanticore5438]

​@@silver5499yeah shit can be hard when "a member" of your family is rich so people start asking YOU for favors and all you can tell them is "dude I can't help you. It's not my money."

[@mushra50]

Thats got to be without a doubt one of the most realistic things on planet Earth people talking s*** about you behind your back but only being nice to you when you're in thay face that's too real

[@voxac30withstrat]

Just like what happened to Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer

[@SiiriCressey]

​@@voxac30withstrat *After* he got top spot, I assume.

[@TheRytchusOne]

Yes. I've always very much liked the way that they portrayed those twins.

[@mushra50]

@TheRytchusOne I can tell they're supposed to be Asian but at the same time they fake

[@mudra5114]

@@mushra50 And fear working more than love. True human nature...

[@barettarufo7668]

No, I’m gonna talk about the fact how Millhouse tried to flirt with Lisa while in a car seat. I swear this man doesn’t think.

[@b.b.s7545]

Anti rizz

[@Ericisuglyandmean]

W rizz

[@TimetravelingGamer]

Lisa did end up sitting with him o.O

[@Steve.minecraft295]

What the hell is rizz

[@monkeygaming2841]

@@Steve.minecraft295 I think it's short for charisma

[@Anifan_of_many]

“Your mother must dance at the nicest strip club in town!”😭😭

[@Ben.N]

haha great joke

[@wyldhowl2821]

Such a Nelson thing to say.

[@MonkeyMarie-k9r]

So sad😢😢😢😢

[@DaveOJ]

Remember what the crazy substitute said to Nelson? Nelson said his mom danced at a A Touch of Class, but the "cl" fell off. The substitute replied "there never was a cl." Edit: kzbin.info/www/bejne/poTLhmSArcaBZ6c&si=sbeSL5KhFjLj9auE

[@SnailPlush]

owl house pfp!!

[@Crow--]

Man i wanna be friends with that kid he seems so sweet

[@TailsGaming1999]

Fr, he needs a hug I think

[@HarmonyOC]

Same

[@welon17]

Yeah, we all wanna be friends with the rich kid

[@eriks8382]

Have you seen the episode? He’s a thug

[@iqaloso9160]

​@@welon17 it's just u.

[@Transport11233]

“Fat Tony’s Lad!”

[@melaniedelacruz7685]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@sephandremanticore5438]

And then he just walks around him

[@enragedgoop]

Dude. "Hey dork you're sitting on my shadow" is the funniest way to bully.

[@jenniferbarnes8107]

Yeah. But the poor kid moved anyway because he can't make friends

[@jasonbrose6743]

Bro is a pillar man

[@fireflymiesumae]

Lmao

[@Thoralmir]

​@@jenniferbarnes8107 What do you mean? Guys like that always have "friends." That's kinda the point.

[@rosenars6665]

That cracked me up 😂😂

[@MzJoeyRantz]

Did anyone notice that Nelson's nervous laugh was a reverse "Ha ha" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@lightsword_]

I didn't notice it until you said it

[@JRyoga]

He literally "took it back."

[@sephandremanticore5438]

It literally wasn't if you pay attention to the enunciation. It's just a faster "haha-haha"😶‍🌫️ Also he can't take it back because he didn't laugh earlier. 😶

[@KKBELLAAA]

I dont get how people dont like him he seems like the kindest kid in the show 😢

[@pikminboi8825]

Real. Everybody assumes he wants to be treated like royalty, but he looked very uncomfortable when he was offered to get across Willie.

[@acidchurch7619]

@@pikminboi8825 i think its because they are scared of fat tony

[@pikminboi8825]

@@acidchurch7619 Yeah.

[@Shastasnow]

If he goes crying to his dad, it would be so lovely.

[@zombieoutbreakprod]

Watch the episode.

[@Help_404-z2m]

"My safety bars, matches your eyes" ahh negative rizz moment💀🗣️

[@Stitch_The_Young_Mighty]

Fr

[@CartoonyKid_1]

Fr

[@baxelbox313]

Fr

[@GuessThatsIt]

Ahh aaah AAAH CHOO 🤧

[@zombee77777]

bro i have rizz Bro's rizz:

[@baxelbox313]

What a kind and loving father

[@weronika1269]

Having someone like that when others are mean to you seems almost uncomfortable bcs you can't understand why they are nice to you and you think you don't deserve it and that the nice person is wrong and the mean ones are right... this feels so sad

[@Skitz121]

That kid that never says anything is the one you need to watch out for belive me his observing the situation

[@NotTJFlamezz]

"his daddy *putted* bullets in my daddy" 😭

[@BrownOrion-z1f]

me fail english? that's unpossible! :)

[@sephandremanticore5438]

Heard it as "put his bullets in my daddy" which conjured up a different image.

[@jamesyoung4508]

Never ever bully the Quiet Person 😊

[@mecht845]

He's literally Michael Corleone 😅

[@jasmineblackman1459]

“His daddy put bullets in my daddy” poor kid 😭

[@craze9073]

That backstory is fake, he’s actually like a 30-ish year old man disguised as a kid, I forget why.

[@robertonyoutube]

​@@craze9073 Wrong way around, he's actually a child. Old man Martin is from a non-canon episode (S34E3, "Lisa the Boy Scout") which has a bunch of short stories and meta commentary

[@Tehmasteryt]

@@craze9073that’s Ralph not martin

[@TheJester0112]

@@TehmasterytI don’t know what to believe anymore 😭

[@crimsonitacilunarnebula]

​@@craze9073wrong kid that's the one that has hair

[@Fryingpan3-k4r]

All jokes aside fat tony is a great father

[@bdkq1902]

Oh so that's why Michael never said anything.

[@TheMintedAero1993]

His father was actually Jonny Tightlips

[@DeathZone82058]

NELSON😂😂 “Whoa, your mother must dance at the nicest strip club in town” 😂😂😂 had me dying

[@bunz666]

And knowing Fat Tony is the dad, mom may be stripper in the nicest club in town lol!!!

[@JohnnySilverwrench]

Fat Tony was always respectable as far as Mob bosses go .....

[@jobaidanahar9242]

Man poor Ralph, “His daddy putted bullets in my daddy.” 😢

[@teabara6251]

fat toney spoke so softly and happily to his son. that was so wholesome

[@blackbird4046]

_"This isn't respect. This is fear."_ -- Steve Rogers, "Captain America: The Winter Soldier"

[@raven4k998]

meh it's a cartoon

[@JeffreyDanielMejia-vt8ft]

Blurred Lines , sometimes theyre exactly the same!

[@sephandremanticore5438]

True, there is no one in the world who respects someone without some aspect of power. No one respects random schmos living on the street. No one respects a man who gets beat by his wife or dissed by his kids. No one respects a President who turned over his country without even trying to argue first.

[@DanielAspajo9930]

Why are Mob bosses the best Dads ever

[@Broeckchen]

Because it's all about the family 🤌

[@Angrycat-pg5iv]

​@Broeckchen Exactly because the mafia is about family

[@EdgimoniousSanctlord]

And thats just the figurative family. Think of the gravitasse his literal family has.

[@hunk9837]

When Tony’s son had made pastries 🥮 and had shared them to his father’s adversaries. They had made fun of his son and said chef Boyardee more like gay boy ardee. Then Fat Tony got angry at his son and told him Michael you made me looked weak in front of my enemies.

[@crazypeopleedittzz]

let me drive i go through yellow lights! classic bart

[@darkdragon7210]

Well they aren't Red Lights!

[@ms.pirate]

Yellow = slow down Yellow ≠ hurry up Did you guys not learn anything at school!?!

[@DevonHaney-j1o]

Something like this similar happened in Guadalajara Mexico. Kids at a school bullied the nephew of a very powerful guy, Nacho Coronel and that guy disappeared the kids who bullied him

[@markwilson5967]

Yo!!! That's crazy!!! Thanks for sharing. 😨😨

[@thatgrumpychick4928]

Melson back pedaled FAST 😂

[@SoraSatorjo]

hey i would too

[@StevenE1972]

“His daddy puted bullets in my daddy…” 😂

[@aaronlinton-chambers]

Milhouse had smooth lines 😌

[@Cogic]

Bruh

[@zer0harts]

fat tony is a good dad thats all i needed

[@bmanagement4657]

I was a weird shy bullied kid. My dad wasnt a mobster, but my guardians treated me like an employee. Over a hundred fights from k-12 and i never started a single one, but i never once backed down either.

[@Meldz123-n3w]

"He is so gross!!! ...HI MICHAEL!!!!😍 IM LAUGHING SO LOUD😂

[@jmdi2703]

It always bothered me that the parents didn't say anything about that bully kid Nelson. Why doesn't anyone help those kids? Is this really what schools are like in America?

[@kildaver]

Yes. Frustratingly.

[@jmdi2703]

@@kildaver But why? Bully students its very very big problem but why no solution there? Where is woke, sjw culture? Why they silent for this?

[@Kshandamion]

@@jmdi2703 1) The early/debut episode of Nelson *did* have the adults involved to help Bart put Nelson in his place. Nelson's bullying was even portrayed more seriously then and only over the years has he been depicted as nicer and more pathetic. 2) School bullying is neither new or a uniquely American thing (i.e. Japan's cultural take on it.) "The Simpsons" is just a sitcom like many before it that's a satire of its native culture. 3) Maybe English isn't your first language or something, but it feels random than you brought "woke, sjw culture" into it and baselessly claim why said culture is "silent" on it when it really *isn't.* Besides how there *are* anti-bullying programs, it's *ridiculously* easy to see how social activists have called out bullying whether from students, parents and various other adults to hold them accountable.

[@circuits17nightmare28]

Yep, I was bullied by the same classmate for seven years and because the school system is incompetent I was always stuck with him in certain classes. My life was a living hell. It only finally did something about it when my parents had enough and viciously chewed-out the staff about it.

[@samgomez2521]

yes and since the schools are incompetent, they usually only help the bullies and don't do anything about it until the victim fights back, and the victim will get in trouble

[@YYItsAlexBTwYY]

I love willie he's so grumpy 😭😭

[@safselmi7119]

His daddy put bullets in my daddy got me crying💀💀💀💀

[@darkdragon7210]

It isn't what you think it is.

[@LeeEvans-u2p]

Poor kid. It's not his fault he's related to fat Tony.

[@RukarioEnterprisesLLC]

"Let me drive, I go through Yellow Lights" 😂😂😂 Me fr when I'm driving

[@lbrett7054]

To be honest, Willie probably wouldn't fear Fat Tony and welcome death with open arms.

[@sephandremanticore5438]

Sure. But Fat Tony knows he doesn't have to kill you.

[@mrmechpunch4653]

Kinda nice how Tony noticed that his son was missing tge math book and was ready to bring it him. Overall I like his "Mafia boss who cares" personality. Every episode that has him as a important character is great, because in my opinion he is the most interesting guy. Not to mention the guy is great with kids. (heck in a another episode I think he willingly became maggie's godfather)

[@princelevi3733]

I want to give millhouse credit for his confidence, but that safety seat, though i just can't 😂

[@rosskerr1439]

The twins were bad-mouthing him in private, and they still said hi to him.

[@ZomBeeNature]

Remember, the quiet kid can hear everything you say because they spend no time droning on like you do.

[@berrykoo812]

Fat Tony really is a great father figure. Makes sense why he was such a great godfather for Maggie

[@maeni4141]

I swear the twins be changing every sec first they smack talk about him then they say hello like they never talked about him👁👄👁

[@luvd0l113]

Honestly if I had the support of a twin we'd be confident and terrible.

[@changaming1275]

poor boy just wants to be seen as normal no matter what. first he's bullied, then he's avoided cause of his father. LET HIM BE A NORMAL KID ;-;

[@עומרשרייבר-ל4ר]

I feel bad for his kid. First he was treated like some lone weirdo, but once people found out who his dad he was being treated like if you slight him even once you are as good as dead. Either way he is alone and its just sad.

[@sstaners1234]

“Your mother must dance for the nicest strip club in town.” 😂

[@USMCGHOST420]

"I go through yellow lights." Definitely me😂

[@TPFB129]

Hey mom, let me drive. I go THROUGH yellow lights.

[@sammy_trix]

You're a genius, but you're the son of a Mob Boss. That's something else 😅

[@JamesWright-xc8km]

"My safety bar matches your eyes" got me on the floor

[@PopCultureAnticSS]

The serious tone of the music 😅

[@takumeuzumaki6602]

He didn’t want anybody to treat him differently so he never spoke up 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

[@theblueprint22]

“Fat Tony’s Lad” *proceeds to lay on the floor* 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Lim_TheSoldier666]

Willie: C'mere just step on me

[@Red_Spirit11]

If you watch to the end of this episode, it seems like a classic example of the "Lucifer Effect" why good people turn bad.

[@tomsmith6379]

The math part makes sense considering Fat Tony was known for racketeering and money laundering outside of his extracurricular activities.

[@andrewfalconer8599]

Lol that nervous laugh.

[@IonianGarden]

This is why it's good to be friends with John Wick.

[@mikepurdue7472]

Fat Tony seems like an actual genuine dude.

[@finnromy6304]

Willie lying in the puke and signalling the kid to walk over him...😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣

[@Reese1882yw]

That was probably the most coherent I've heard Ralph being 😂😂 usually its a bunch of nonsense

[@fajam00m00]

It’s funny how he looks like a young Al Pacino from Godfather

[@paoloernesto2591]

I was that kind of weird, shy kid, but my dad wasn't a mafia boss.

[@Cogic]

Let me guess you lost your virginity at 40 good for you brother 🎉

[@paoloernesto2591]

@ It could be, but when I was 17 I met a girl who taught me that I had to have a bit of a mob guy in my soul 🕶️🎉

[@jaketucker2559]

Poor kid probably doesn’t want to go into the family business, can’t blame him though.

[@pmstorm]

How about, "Never bully anyone."

[@deamonbeasttm1485]

This entire clip was hilarious

[@EddieG-x2g]

The way the world is today in this day and age never bully anybody.

[@1FokkerAce]

“His daddy putted bullets in my daddy”….. 😂😂😂 That is so wrong, and so funny, and so wrong yet again.

[@engineergamingdoggo868]

That kid has my blessing.

[@Pixiebug435]

"He's so gross and stupid".. 1 second later: hI mIcHeAl Edit: 😭 TY SO MUCH GUYS FOR THE LIKES, OMG MOMMMM, IM ✨️FAMOUS✨️

[@Monitor_Head]

Mean girls am i right

[@Pixiebug435]

@@Monitor_Head yes, lol

[@bobbunns3079]

Shallow girls are horrible

[@alisterfolson]

A girl's family in HS changed their last name for obvious reasons (Capone).

[@DinoDude101]

"Let me drive, I go through yellow lights" 💀

[@BlueToronto]

Michael? As in in Michael Corleone? LOL.

[@Numantino312]

from 1989, movie Toy Soldiers featured a kid who hated having mafia boss dad. a worthy watch. Joey Trotka

[@nicholashayes5773]

Those creepy twins calling anyone "weird" is a laugh and a half.

[@dracodarkheartgaming2357]

Must resist punching Milhouse.😂😂😂 But serious, he is annoying.

[@CellaDragon]

For those who don’t know… Fat Tony died, this is Fit Tony’s son but as we all know eventually the stress of taking over for Fat Tony leads him to keep eating until he just got called Fat Tony

[@AnyaForger-hu7hh]

The episode is season 18 ep1

[@Veggie_stue]

I love u

[@Aguywhos_ayoutuberforfun]

Me too

[@Iris.youcantrun]

MARRY ME

[@EAFverit]

Thank you!

[@late_night_vibes8585]

real one

[@Brickimated]

The Little guy just wants to make it on his own merits! Hats off to ya Kiddo!

[@MUADZARRIFQIBINMAZROLHISHAMMoe]

"His daddy putted bullets in my daddy" not the diddy word

[@USMCGHOST420]

"Your mother must dance in the nicest strip club in town"

[@LesliePopROX]

Season 18, Episode 1! ❤

[@yrbelite8450]

Man I had to search all of these comments for this. Thank you.

[@LesliePopROX]

@yrbelite8450 ❤️

[@markwilson5967]

Thank you so much!!!!

[@LesliePopROX]

@@markwilson5967 💛

[@LesliePopROX]

@@markwilson5967 💛

[@jordanmatthew6315]

Respect out of fear, love that power.

[@charlescarpenter7381]

If Grounds Keeper Willie is scared, you know he's a bad man.

[@ShannaFarley]

Fat Tony is oddly quite wholesome.

[@NickOleksiakMusic]

I like how he looks like a little Michael Corleone lol

[@DutchSchultz1911]

Nelson is a savage 😂

[@thekingofbel6511]

I have never seen anyone try and flirt in a car seat bruh

[@CeciliaWade-h9i]

The "Weird Kid" is a Male Version of me...Those twins don't have no room to talk though...😂😂😂

[@jasoncollins2994]

Groundskeeper Willie was the best

[@niradnagrom2356]

"Oh why did I come in on my day off?!" If you're in the American workforce your employer requires this!

[@kildaver]

"Why did I come in on my day off" is a sentence that I have said to myself *far* too often. 😅

[@somethingepic777]

Millhouse is prime-example of somehow rolling a negative on charisma