NEVER Buy These Cars! They Will BREAK the Bank!

[@CarWizard]

This is the craziest BTNT video we've ever done. Hope you love it and get a few laughs!

[@PocketChangeInspector]

Do you have any recent videos on new cars to buy between $20k-$30 for young drivers wanting to buy their first new car?

[@jimsmalleimb7709]

@@PocketChangeInspector : Hint NEVER buy a NEW car any time or any type. ALWAYS a waste of money. Let stupid idiots buy them first and then buy them after they've depreciated to half price or more.

[@CaseyGunn-e2k]

Right on thank you! Merry Christmas, Happy holiday's.

[@craftyukraine]

Wow! I didn’t know Tyler is a ruzzian mobster!😮 Thank you for the info, mr Wizard!💙💛

[@jordanimatedstreaming]

@@PocketChangeInspector check out a civic hybrid

[@jordanimatedstreaming]

when a car has an available V10 or V12, it means the V8 option gives you plenty of room under the hood to work.

[@robertisaar]

I wouldn't say plenty. Audi D3 A8/S8 could have 6, 8, 10 or 12 cylinders depending on the market. The 8 still doesn't have much room, but the 6 does. The 10 and 12 fit in with non-euclidian physics.

[@jordanimatedstreaming]

@@robertisaar relatively speaking, of course. a v8 won't get you any easier access to the rearward cylinders on either bank (assuming we are talking a longitudinally mounted front engine setup) but it can make access to serpentine belt and other accessories easier, and can mean the difference between some jobs being engine out/a whole different world of difficulty.

[@vicinvesta8349]

I am imagining a CEO changing out alternator on his V8 Bentley and patting himself on the back for having chosen a V8 version for how roomy it is in the engine bay ;)

[@toyotacorollaaltis8613]

@@vicinvesta8349Yea right you don’t buy a Bentley while having the time or caring enough to work on it I wouldn’t fix cars if there were trustworthy mechanics in my country

[@robertisaar]

@@toyotacorollaaltis8613 my dumb self is more than likely buying a Bentley for the next vehicle, with 0 intention of letting anyone else touch, just the same as the last..... 10 vehicles I've had.

[@KKemp-bt6nl]

So, DON'T buy any car from Tyler. In other news, water is actually wet.

[@Vikturus22]

Didn’t he sell the bently to Tavarish? He owned a 458 for $80k as well as a rolls for $80k. I remember he fixed his ignition coils from one out of a 3 series for $30 each! Super cheap. Also the Ferrari 308 I wouldn’t get it either

[@jamaalkareem7021]

So true 👍

[@ldcuba]

I would buy from him once is done. most of them are well checked over by Wizard or Ninja and repaired well.

[@SuperHops]

Nuh uhh 😂

[@boyracer3477]

@@Vikturus22 I know you are trying to be funny, but I'd love to buy one of Hoovie's cars. Unless there is something really messed up, Hoovie has The Wizard bring them up to great condition, spending lots of his money to do so. The ones that can't be fixed he sells to a parts house or some such.

[@WTF-sh4is]

Wizard in a Ralph Lauren polo looking like a mob boss on his day off! 😂

[@khareembruce8832]

😂

[@stevemonkey6666]

"you cannot take a car to a repair shop with bodies in the trunk" - 🤔 the Wizard is always a source of great automotive knowledge

[@ZoneProfessionalGardening]

Really? Damn...

[@CheapBastard1988]

Unless the shop is mob owned.

[@roydrink]

Maybe in New Jersey though…

[@MrWelfarehater]

Thanks. Luckily I carry a shovel for work.

[@2148aa]

​@@MrWelfarehaterI have a tree shredder that cuts the job down to size

[@Jimmyky77]

Merry Xmas Mr & Mrs Car Wizard!🎄

[@Flies2FLL]

ANY Porsche 981/991. These are basically the same car from the rear edge of the door forward, and have an outstanding repair record. I've had a '14 981 Cayman S PDK for six years now and the only thing I have done to it is to replace the tires. It has 71K miles, and Consumer Reports magazine says that these have Toyota like reliability. I paid $40k for it in 2018, and it's value today is still higher than that. The one NOT to buy is Tyler's off road 996......

[@mitul.323]

981 can have issues with bore scoring and PDK.

[@mitul.323]

And 991.1

[@Flies2FLL]

@@mitul.323 The bore scoring has been found to be caused by running the car hard when it is cold. There is a blue line on the temperature gauges and as long as you stay below 3000 RPM and half throttle until the temps pass this line (A few minutes, or about one mile typically) this is never a problem. And only a few cars have had the selector position sensor problem in the PDK, the vast majority are trouble free and it largely prevents over-rev incidents. Versions of this engine rev to 9000 RPM and money shifts in the manual transmission cars are far more of a problem.

[@flavioc5389]

@@mitul.323bore scoring on the 981 is extremely rare.

[@Steverz32]

What luxury car to buy? All of them are beyond the car wizards watchers demographics!Most of us can’t even afford to insure them!🤣😂🤣

[@rk22cc]

Thanks sleepy Joe

[@hotpuppy1]

Lexus. Skip everything else.

[@Steverz32]

@hotpuppy1 100% FACTS!

[@Chris-v4z]

Exactly 💯

[@MarcusSandoval-kx2th]

Get another job...buy Bitcoin 😂

[@alexandermcglothlin2514]

I love how Car Wizard has absolutely thrown shade at Hoovie but also worked on each of these cars. Wiz is a funny dude, need one of him in the DMV area!

[@britton6062]

Wizards first video where he stares aimlessly into the camera is STILL the funniest video of all. And to think how far you've come ! Merry Christmas to you and yours !

[@cloudpumper6399]

All the shouldn'ts are from hoovies garage

[@Γιάννης-ξ8μ]

There's a reason tyler calls it: The DUMBEST automotive channel in all of KZbin

[@morstyrannis1951]

The Wizard has to get his wisdom somewhere.

[@Swag_K1RBY]

@@Γιάννης-ξ8μwho’s tyler

[@dejondaone6967]

🤣

[@GeorgeStar]

So basically don't buy anything from Hoovie's garage. Welcome to the Car Wizard comedy channel!

[@JBM425]

What not to buy: anything Hoovie buys. 😁

[@tonyxjr1956]

The Ferrari 458 and 488 does not have the F1 transmission. They have a 7-speed double clutch transmission from Getrag. The F1 transmission is a manual transmission that has been automated.

[@boogitybear2283]

Do NOT buy the Lexus LS460 especially from 2007-2009! They’re not near as good as the LS400 and 430.

[@70malcolm]

Yep. Those cars definitely didn't age well

[@Dunkaroos248]

That polo shirt is insane

[@adotintheshark4848]

That Maserati SUV looks like an old Buick. It even has three holes in the sides. Love that Gallardo though. I saw one just like it on the freeway recently just like it, lime color and all. What a stunner!

[@QALibrary]

Merry Christmas Car Wizard and Mrs Car Wizard and thank you for all the videos

[@PieterBreda]

I'm neither rich nor famous. I buy cars I can afford and that includes maintenance. And so far, no bodies nor loose body parts in my boot.

[@darrenniles2448]

I have a 1991 Ferrari Mondial T cabriolet and oh my word I love it, most of the time I can beat the crap out of it and I give my thanks to God for blessing me with such a gift, replacing the water pump that broke meant an engine out service that appear in the state of Maine cost me about $5000 plus the price of a water pump, a new timing belt et cetera but the particular person was not familiar with how to replace a Ferrari water pump so 300 miles later that water pump blew and I took it to a friend who graciously did an engine out service and properly installed yet another water pump, yet another timing belt and all that goes with them, $10,000 later and that’s cheap, it was back on the road but I have to say It’s a really fun car to drive and you really escape from the rest of the world when you’re in the driver’s seat, so in the end I say, it’s worth it. Can you believe that?

[@sleep_sounds]

Something about Mondials, I keep looking at them. I want a Tesstarosa, 308, 488, a bunch of others… but I keep looking at those Mondials. Something about them keeps me coming back.

[@darrenniles2448]

@ I was going to get another 308 but I have grandkids so I needed a Ferrari with four seats and I didn’t want to spend 200,000 so my options were a Mondial , a 308GT4 or a 400 I or 412. I found a T At a very reasonable price and jumped on it, it is considerably more powerful than my 308 and it is a ton of fun with no traction control

[@2006gtobob]

Levante vs current-ish Honda. I believe you. My 2017 Accord V6 has been a troubled car. The cost cutting is very noticeable.

[@jmoore4156]

Excellent recommendations, but I'm a simple man. All of these are too rich for my blood.

[@ChrisPatrick-q6k]

Same, I still enjoyed it tho

[@steveb6386]

The RR Silver Shadow made my jaw drop. The dark blue over metalic baby blue and year, was exactly the same as the one my ex father in law bought (In England) in about 1988. But that was right hand drive, dark blue interior. Each time it went for a service he said it cost a 1000 pounds (approx $1300). He used it for weddings.

[@MelodyOo]

Sure, I'll go ahead and buy a 458 scuderria now with my Christmas Gift cards 😂😂😂

[@citronr1]

Hello from northern Italy, near Venice. I was born and raised in Detroit. Passion for interesting cars is in my DNA. Started with a 1951 Nash Rambler Station Wagon at $250 in East Lansing, MI, Along the way there have been a number of Porsches, Lotuses, Jaguars, Rolls Royces, a Bentley, loads of Citroens, Rovers, Land Rovers, Range Rovers, Peugeots, Lancias, a Ferrari, Fiats, Marcos, Alpine, MGs, Triumphs, Renault, and now a rather extraordinary 2020 Maserati Levante. GranSport Diesel. Didn't have ti win the lottery to acquire this Levante. I am not the sort of collector that just likes to just look at my cars. I drive them all. So I had decided I had to find worthy new owners for a number of them in order to acquire a fully optioned GranSport tìhat was the personal Levante of the head of Stellatlantis Maserati In France.. It is is one of the last Levante Die

[@universalassociates6857]

Might want to add a condition: only buy these exotic/luxury cars if you can afford it AND your mechanic is the Car Wizard.

[@kenhollis9591]

I love the "Buy This, Not That" videos.

[@brianlego98gaming]

I asked for economical cars, however, some of these cars have a diesel engine, like the OM617 I5 diesels, the 1.9 TDi and the Jeep Liberty CRD

[@darrenniles2448]

I love this video David, I had an 81 Ferrari 308GTSi back in the 90s And it only had something go wrong every 700 to 1000 miles

[@austenslost]

I like how you worded to not buy a couple of those makes and models SPECIFICALLY if hoovie or tavarish was trying to sell them to you.

[@samking4179]

7:53 ... I love the "Kansas humor." "Sounds like a Subaru." Hahahahahaha! Love the Car Wizard.

[@ChiPoe84]

Merry Christmas, you make Sunday afternoons after Church entertaining. My daughter even likes these on occasion and she is 4!

[@moomae1]

Darn funny! Merry Christmas

[@Superdessucke]

Only 80-90k for a 18-20 year old Rolls Royce?? Holy cow, I didn't even know that. This could be a great affordable winter beater. I'm going to jump all over that. Thanks for this excellent advice!!

[@hammon9670]

YEAH ANOTHER ONE OF THESE!!!

[@damianpasour]

This is a awesome video thank you wizard hope you and your family has a great Christmas 🎄

[@autoazure]

Merry Christmas from Bonnie Scotland Wizard and family!

[@calebcharles9074]

Hey king, I know you are the master and I'm currently learning all I can from you as I have a 1998 Honda Accord lol If you had a paid series on some kind of step by step on troubleshooting or something like that I'd take out a payday loan if I had to.

[@steve050867]

Brilliant. Happy Christmas Mr&Mrs Wizard from Northern Ireland

[@trappedinkalifornee]

Boy what good sensible tips!

[@nickayivor8432]

Enjoy your Christmas 🎅 🎄 🤶 🎄 with all your family around you,Car Wizard 👍 Take care,Car Wizard

[@markhowarth38]

Love these talks. Keep em coming. Us married men with kids need em to survive the holidays. 😂

[@jake_of_the_jungle9840]

I’d deal with the shitty maintenance on a 348 or 355 just for that insane exhaust sound

[@dubvuchyea502]

If you had the ability to do your own on it hell yeah.

[@flavioc5389]

The 348 doesn’t sound as good.

[@nowyouareoneofus9684]

Can you do a buy not to buy for Japanese SUV's?

[@terryrichardson975]

Merry Christmas, Mr and Mrs Wizard.

[@kman-mi7su]

If I hit the lottery, I'm gonna keep driving my 2012 Toyota Tundra 5.7

[@steveboussom6564]

Yes, great video, learning from your experience is appreciated. Merry Christmas to the Wizard family.

[@michaelroberts6450]

The Polo shirt, nice way to really get into the proper lifestyles mindset. Grey Poupon on your table is all you missed lol. , "Metharatti" that was funny happy holidays .

[@akpanekpo6025]

Great and informative show as a "what to buy" episode, but as a "what not to buy", I struggle to understand why the discovery of crack in the trunk of a particular car renders the entire range not worth buying.

[@gsxellence]

Happy holidays; 500hp up to 26mpg omg that's good value. 😊

[@keithprinn720]

just say anything Hoovie buys. any later AMGs, bentley or mcclarens. more recent range rovers

[@pops55650]

The call back to your first KZbin video was funny, you have improved so much

[@johnfluckiger9693]

Love these videos...I show them to folks all the time

[@WTF-sh4is]

9:19 and yet the Levante looks like a Mazda CX-5 😂

[@papoarchitecture]

Thank you Mr. & Mrs Wizard for I indeed planing on acquiring a Bentley or a Rolls Royce next year for my upcoming micro Boutiqe Hotel in Venice Italy. I have already learned a lot from you for a couple of years and I may consult with you before the purchase if you are not too busy. Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year Mr. & Mrs Wizard. By the way Mrs Wizard, is that also the way kids call you? Do they watch you on KZbin?

[@marko7843]

I guess the wizard does not like Freddy..... That's too bad about the Silver Shadow, it was bad enough with a factory problems... 😞

[@dylangriffin846]

Always look forward to a Sunday video from the Wizard

[@khareembruce8832]

I love your comedy on this one😊

[@stevenbaggett6549]

Hey wizard..love the minimalist Christmas tree and the 'tiny' reindeer 😊

[@joostderidder]

Merry X-mas, sir ! Thanks for this entertaining video.

[@lemoncake9385]

Happy Christmas Mr Wizard! Thanks for all the videos & experience you share in them videos

[@dingleyfarm]

Waiting on Mrs Wizard to bend Car Wizard over and show us his interior 😂

[@dingleyfarm]

"OK see we can see right away this one has some wear. A few cigarette burns. And they must have had some dogs because there is hair everywhere " 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@halestrum77]

Wtf

[@mathiassundgren56]

nice decorations…. And merry christmas from Finland🎉🤘🏼🧑🏼‍🎄

[@patrickr7538]

Very funny video Mr. Wiz! Good info too.

[@markiangooley]

I half expected a recommendation to buy a Lamborghini tractor…

[@greyfox78569]

My plan when I win the lottery is to by a Lamborghini Tractor just to get Lamborghini out of my system and still a marginally practical vehicle for use.

[@georgeperkins4171]

Do aircooled vws count as exotics? Ive had type 1, 2, and 3.and

[@Martinjp147]

Out of curiosity, why did you buy that old rolls royce then?

[@JBM425]

That Maserati Levante is actually a realistic alternative to a new car. I was stunned to see the prices of new Camrys when I took my current ride to the Toyota dealer for scheduled service. $35,000 to $39,000 for a Camry???!!! And this is at a volume “one price” dealership that is finally selling below MSRP, albeit not by much, and finally without the dealer markup add-ons from the COVID era.

[@LegendRonk]

I think my next car will be the Levante, back when I got my 19 Chevy Blazer. I was looking at Levante, F pace, Jeep Grand Cherokee... There's a bunch of 21-23s Sports Levante going for under 40k w/30k mileage

[@ScottWhitmire]

Thanks & Merry Christmas 🎄

[@ghwatson10]

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to you and Mrs. Wizard too!

[@aubreyandjacksonaliana2793]

I never thought about buying any of Hoovie's cars, but now I want that Bently more than anything! 😅

[@doolallyproductions7234]

Love these videos need to do lore of them

[@TheComp_Troller]

Thanks for your awesome videos all year long! Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to you and Mrs Wizard!

[@robertoney5665]

Hoovie is always happy to pay the car wizard the cost of any repairs😊

[@mmone1178]

Merry Christmas to you And Mrs Wizard and Family 🥰🥰🤩🤩Thanks for sharing

[@royperry2859]

Dittoes these cars are beyond my budget. Sounds like do a pre-purchase inspection on any vehicle that you buy exotic or not

[@geraldscott4302]

The carbureted '70s Ferrari 308s with the 14" wheels are the ONLY Ferraris that ever appealed to me.

[@Centralflorida22]

I only watch if your in the shop with a hood up 😂

[@CudiFan224]

Love these videos

[@Draconius1000]

I see a lot Mitsubishi eclipse cross and outlanders, are good at maintenance ? it's not a joking question

[@aspinthereddragon9302]

I don't have to worry about the cars not to buy since I don't have the money to afford them

[@tg8150]

Fixed “a ton” of Bentley V8’s; but recommends them.🙄🤷🏻‍♂️

[@CarWizard]

Better than the alternative. A W12

[@1968CudaGuy]

If I won the lottery I would buy a 1999 Buick Riviera with a 240hp 3800 V6 4spd Auto..... 2001-2004 Ford Ranger XLT 3.0L V6 and 5 speed manual 1997 Ford F250 4x4 with a 7.3L Diesel and 5 speed manual ..... and a 1968 Ford Mustang Fastback done up similar to Elanor from Gone in 60 Seconds.....

[@RafalBr]

i always come back to those series very nice, make more if possible

[@Train64693]

Hold on Wizard. Recommendations for a uk car 😂 Your the best ❤

[@jeffw8218]

Audi A7 with the v6 TFSI. Such a good car and the engines are really reliable. I hope to have this car for another 100k miles.

[@Ucfahmad]

Great video and I’m always happy to see a successful black KZbinr.

[@EarlFaulk]

Sports cars getting better mileage than an 2000s ford. 😆

[@Ryan_DeWitt]

What shocked me most as I leared more about exotic cars is how many people are leased, or financed up to their eyeballs in debt to pay for them. I always though if you had the funds to justify purchasing an exotic car you would be able to just pay cash.

[@JohnSmith-pl2bk]

Any cash transaction over $10k in folding notes MUST be reported (money laundering legislation) So no, $500k in folding WON"T get you one of these cars without a little "tip" to whoever takes the chance and "washes" the folding stuff....

[@jordanimatedstreaming]

The paradox of luxury items is that half the time they are bought by people who can afford them and enjoy the premium experience for what it is, and the other half of the time they are bought by the type of people who need to feel included in the 'wealthy crowd' even if they aren't actually wealthy.

[@joshuagibson2520]

We call them paper tigers.

[@hotpuppy1]

@@JohnSmith-pl2bk Cash means being able to buy without financing, NOT carrying in a bag full of money.

[@JohnSmith-pl2bk]

@@hotpuppy1 That should have been specified. Buying without finance could mean by credit card as well... and that is "finance" until you pay it off ....maybe with "cash"?

[@GibsonBuck]

Buy a Lexus.

[@williamegler8771]

Not everyone wants a Lexus.

[@dgurevich1]

Not everyone who doesn’t want a Lexus can afford upkeep of not a Lexus

[@burntnougat5341]

Lexus has no sporty cars that raise a candle to the Germans

[@user-pgchargerse71]

boring cars for boring people

[@patricebaumel]

LFA. Not cheap, though.

[@patwilkes4122]

Thanks for all the videos Wizard. Merry Xmas and I look forward to further videos.

[@harrycuerden5266]

A fun Christmas present. Don't expect I'll need the info but thanks.

[@brianlego98gaming]

I like your buy this not that for exotic and luxury cars, reason: When new, they were super expensive, now, their prices depreciate, in a future video, you shall do the same for economical cars, but this time, the segments deal with sizes because all sizes matter

[@davecarey7452]

Great wizardly advice as usual. Apparently, Hoovie hasn't learned his lesson of what, "Not to Buy". LOL

[@fjordking]

If I won the lottery Saab 96 two stroke and 4 stroke

[@grandpa7278]

I appreciate humor! ....that Shirt. Good one! 😅

[@JoseMartinez-tc9pr]

Merry Christmas Wizard. Hope you have a wonderful time away with the wife and kids.

[@F430Modena82]

Happy new year @Carwizard , regards from Portugal

[@burakguray5080]

AFTER LONG BREAK IT IS BACK FINALLY

[@maxmackinlay618]

Mr Wizard : Don't buy a 50 year old 308 that's been pulled out of a chicken coop. I'll never forgive the owner for selling it to me !

[@bertuslouw5156]

All the cars not to buy comes from Hoovie’s garage. 😂