Never Going on Escalators Again

Hello everyone, this is YOUR Daily Dose of Internet. In this video, I am never going on escalators again.
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[@midoriya-shonen]

I lost track of the amount of times I laughed watching this. Thanks.

[@DailyDoseOfInternet]

😄😄

[@TheBucketCrew37]

@@DailyDoseOfInternet Hello

[@TPK_MAKG]

Early onset dementia is no laughing matter

[@connorpapp7278]

@@DailyDoseOfInternet how did you comment on this 3 minutes before he commented

[@LavaMonkeVR_91]

@@DailyDoseOfInternet 15 mins ago is crazy

[@Mrcrawly2021]

"Dad, how did you propose to mom?" "well, son, I just rolled with it"

[@AnaSanchezstfu]

Dude. That is perfect

[@tedykar1121]

She see me rollin' She lovin'

[@Bugmasterstudios]

💀💀💀

[@ProHyperX]

Im ur 1000th like

[@taitano12]

I would be sorely disappointed if he doesn't say that when the kids ask. 😂

[@raybolt3499]

Those ships crashing made the sound of money burning

[@joeylawn36111]

Got that right. =========== Oh, and Bot - SHADDUP!

[@lowtech81]

Thats how you make new boats

[@Aaa-dv3oi]

Literally flamethrowers burning money from the sky

[@leskynt]

he was a little too pushy about it....

[@aspuzling]

To be fair, they sound like that when they're not crashing as well...

[@ChuckV]

There’s nothing more destructive than two yachts in love. In 6 months a young rowboat will emerge in one of the most beautiful displays of the ocean.

[@ticklemebreathless1394]

🤣

[@Glitch7551YouTube]

Bruh

[@LangstonDev]

I didn't know we were already in yacht mating season!

[@LunaiCarmen]

…why…

[@KangJangkrik]

"Positive thinking.. positive thinking..."

[@pauloblanchard305]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="102">1:42</a> I can imagine him reuniting with old friends: "wow, what happened to your hand, did you lost it?" "Nah, I left it at home"

[@afrodemon8629]

"...did you lost it?" is a wild question for someone who's hand is visibly gone, especially if you've known them before they lost it.

[@bladaid9093]

Imagine using that skeleton hand to make a bionic hand lol

[@Mootsey]

"did you lost it" 🤣

[@matrixmeme482]

Well that escalated quickly

[@MawDaws]

*laughingtrack.mp3*

[@Glitchchomp]

🤣

[@joneau261]

You beat me to it

[@saviors1]

well played

[@potato1674]

That was on another level

[@evergreen2409]

Bro now has the perfect response to “give me a hand”

[@jackboy2387]

1:45 Bro has the opportunity to make the most badass prosthetic in history

[@ShrekIsLoveShrekIsLif3]

@@jackboy2387?

[@szepmiklos-mihaj4160]

​@@ShrekIsLoveShrekIsLif3he's probably refering to his own hand as a prostetic😅

[@manemisdonmalasnemissalata6324]

i was wondering how was he able to extract the bones from the flesh tho

[@I_am_MrCheese]

*Cheese* 🧀

[@PNbananas04]

that stunt double instant knockbacm thing was actually so cool

[@ronburgundy2383]

Yeah.. Fr that doesnt look very healthy

[@seriousspikesam7770]

That is why you're supposed to step off the escalator at the end of the ride. Ship mating sounds expensive. The dog was like "you weren't going to eat that, were you?" The Southern Lights... well, it is close to the other pole. Although it does sound weird to go for a southern light safari in Australia.

[@youtubstudent]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="46">0:46</a> so that is how the mating season looks like with Yachts

[@sundoseskif8706]

XD

[@OverTheHorizon840]

100000000+ dollars

[@k9thundra]

That's how boats are made.

[@OverTheHorizon840]

@UTTPAmericaWorldPolice 0:02 what

[@TwiggehTV]

Shhh they're making Dingies

[@crafty9953]

That hamster sounds scarier than 90% of emergency alarms around the world 😭

[@goyangi4143]

it's a hamster

[@Nekoneex]

Pee

[@OverTheHorizon840]

@UTTPAmericaWorldPolice 0.02 what ots just th etntro

[@annaYnation2554]

Imagine you hear that as the EA instead😭😭

[@Guessnought]

The idea isn't to make people panic. Alarms are ment to notify as much people by sound that there Is an emergency.

[@retsub3]

I can't believe we got a rare glimpse of the ACTUAL hamster behind the Emergency Alert System sound. Unsung sound effects legend and patriot. Thank you for your service 🙏

[@retsub3]

@2lrmssk - Sure, can I bring Deez Nutz?

[@GaiasWunderkind]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="48">0:48</a> "You're good, you're good, you're good ... don't worry Captain, you can buff out those scratches :)"

[@frank-823]

You know that dog has money on the horse races...

[@RayfieldA]

And what the dog's master Didn't know was that the dog used his master's credit card to make the bets!! Keep filming, master! 😁

[@edenanimates1465]

“Be quiet, I can’t hear the escalator”

[@mateusz11123]

digital circus reference

[@un0_reverse_card]

Report the rage baiters above

[@darkfan1227]

@UTTPAmericaWorldPoliceand who ask for your opinion

[@S1su]

No.. because I have 50 MILLION POWER in Rise of Kindoms!

[@mewziikal8331]

Wait they're here too ??? Damn

[@flazzorb]

The boats made me think _"You're good! You're good! You're good! Keep goin!"_

[@acerpoika1]

That hamster screams better than many of current heavy metal voclaists

[@ronburgundy2383]

Sign of stress and scarred

[@truthseeker9454]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="80">1:20</a> - That dog galloping with the horses though...what an absolute racing fan! 😆😆😆

[@kimbrey65]

I wonder how he would react to racing dogs?

[@noneofyourfckingbusiness8302]

Probably had some money on that race.

[@truthseeker9454]

@@kimbrey65 Great question! 😄

[@escapetherace1943]

it's sad how modern dogs are mostly trapped in apartments or something when they want to be put to farmwork and running around, it's in their genes

[@Gib01]

He had a bet on that race.

[@crafty9953]

THE PROPOSAL NOOO 😭😭 Edit: okay guys I don’t care if it’s fake. looked real to me. y’all are such Debbie Downers 😒

[@redy0sh1]

Aye caramba

[@Beeti1]

It was obviously staged. The acting was really bad. The way the guy just kept rolling. The camera man saying OMG before it even happened. Everything before and after the fall made it clear that it was staged.

[@shapular]

It was all downhill after he popped the question.

[@sorin_markov]

Since this just got pinned, anyone else trying to figure out where a proposal was in this video: it was the guy rolling down the concrete path. He kneeled to propose and that threw him off-balance (nerves probably didn't help). Edit: Someone else pointed out that the dude walking by tripped on his outstretched leg, so that probably caused the whole thing

[@omni8568]

I KNOW 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 So embarrassing 😭😣

[@sakureon]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="80">1:20</a> That dog has the energy of a football fanatic

[@glennpedwell3032]

The cat and the keyboard, and looking right at its owner...... I was dying 😂😂

[@joermnyc]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="46">0:46</a> David Attenborough voice: “and here we see the mating ritual of the party boats… majestic but also not for the timid.”

[@lateblossom]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Creative_YT]

First bfdi now they’re going after daily dose of internet huh. Plus, their stupid little “get rid of all fandoms” thing doesn’t even make any god dang sense considering their little “organization” can pretty much be categorized as a fandom.

[@SUNNYTHENOTSODEPRESSED]

TWO TRUCKS.

[@chrism7395]

@UTTPArrestAllFandoms LOUD NOISES

[@revdupartist9386]

@@SUNNYTHENOTSODEPRESSED Ya a Crew Cab Dooly with a 6" lift pushes it's way into a Chevy Tahoe. 😄

[@s_cabbage]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="103">1:43</a> "Good news, we were able to save your hand... and here it is!" Edit: Looking at it again, that one may be fake. To me it looks way too pristine, and I think a little bigger than his other hand.

[@darrenmizzi6072]

He's going to be alright.

[@hedgehogpower194]

I see what you did there

[@gr8dvd]

So said the cruelest doctor ever.

[@pfaffnoel]

@UTTPAmericaWorldPolicegot reported you mf

[@Windrake101]

​@@darrenmizzi6072Yeah. He can Pat himself on the back with it.

[@badhombre4942]

"This dog loves to watch horse racing." Doggo: "I got a hundred bucks riding on this race."

[@iceikron]

that hamster legit sounded like a nuclear bomb alarm

[@justaguy6216]

Ok, that woman carrying that man trick was actually crazy damn.

[@antongryffindor]

Her strength and his balance are both incredible

[@A2Lettuce]

bro i was worried for her back breaking

[@revdupartist9386]

I could not believe it. Just before that one I was thinking the animal videos were the best.

[@petrsson]

​@@antongryffindor Not strength, but technical skills...😉

[@mikek0135]

@petrsson: I see what you're saying, but watch her thigh muscles as she's raising her butt. Technique + strength, imo.

[@lance4197]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="48">0:48</a> and that son, is how baby boats are made

[@DrummerBoyNZMC]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="174">2:54</a> You can see the southern cross and pointer stars, so this is technically the Southern Lights. The camera is facing the South Celestial Pole

[@aviationmaneditsalt]

The back strength of that woman at <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="158">2:38</a> is insane!

[@99Plastics]

The spine damage is more insane! 🤣

[@ncarter7999]

Looks fake

[@bck2bck-750]

He shifts his weight on the side she isn't lifting. Then when she locks out he shifts again.

[@unlimitxyourxself]

@@bck2bck-750 Exactly, she's strong but it's mostly technique.

[@GameFuMaster]

yeah I wouldn't be able to do that

[@marcjamesgallery]

Thanks for the feature guys! If anyone is interested, the timelapse is actually of the "Aurora Australis" or "Southern Lights" taken from Tasmania, Australia. It was the largest solar storm to hit the earth in over 20 years, and it was definitely a once-in-a-lifetime display to see and capture while here in Australia. I'll be making a video with the full story of how I captured it soon. ✌🏼

[@GM-de7oz]

We also had one here in the Northern Hemisphere about a week ago which was incredible and seen as far south as Arizona! It looked just like this here in parts of Minnesota!

[@jb7650]

It's sad that you looked at your smartphone most of the time 😢

[@sarthakmalhotra7413]

oh wow its you love the footage

[@BrandyBalloon]

@@GM-de7oz It was the same event and the southern lights were also visible from as far north as the North Island of New Zealand where I live. It occurs near both poles at the same time, you just hear about the northern lights more often because there are lot more people near the north pole.

[@zamnelna]

@@jb7650the lights aren’t greatly visible to the naked eye. So looking through phone camera would show him how well the colours were shining at the time. Or he could have been monitoring his multiple cameras via the phone. Who knows?

[@libbygallovitch5095]

Dr, " good news, you can keep your hand... but there's a catch"

[@flash31939]

That hamster sounds like the old emergency alert signal that would take over your tv

[@Hypercube9]

"You see son, when two yacht's love each other VERY much..."

[@Corrupted-file]

😆

[@masterpieces2218]

Bara bing bara bom

[@Hypercube9]

When the yacht's a rockin' don't come a knockin'!

[@bg6b7bft]

"Daddy, where do life rafts come from?"

[@sebastianmjynapiermjy]

If this doesn’t get top comment I’m gonna riot

[@juniuws]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="145">2:25</a> "dont mind if i do" ahh bite 💀

[@POTATOOO1]

You said it perfectly 🤣

[@Acepointy]

@UTTPAmericaWorldPoliceNuh uh

[@heartvvitch]

@@Acepointydon’t interact with the bots, you’ll only trigger them to activate their spam programming. just report them.

[@mocha8182]

What ​@UTTPArrestAllFandoms

[@TheGreatMoonFrog]

Dog: "Run #2! Run your ass off! I bet a whole month's worth of kibble on you! RUN!"

[@lohostege]

I already have a bit in anxiety from escalators... *YOU did not help it at all*

[@Afrodoodle]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="64">1:04</a> I had a silent hamster for 4 years. I have NEVER heard him scream or even make a noise similar to this, I thought hamsters are unable to speak 🤣

[@kathamnk]

That a sign that your hamster had a wonderful life! Hamster only scream like that, when they are really scared and think, that they are in danger. So the guy in the video should not hold him at this moment, because it scares him so much. Poor little creature😢

[@hanniaedithmartinezadame794]

Nice. Others scare their hamsters because they find it cute. Everyone has their way of taking care of their pets xd

[@DarthGTB]

​@@kathamnk the little fella probably thought he was dinner

[@JPLOWMAN2]

It’s the vampire hamster from hell!

[@jasonsummit1885]

@UTTPArrestallfandoms, you have nothing on your channel. You are one pathetic excuse for a bot, can't even have original content to show for!!!

[@vanhouten64]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="179">2:59</a> those are actually the 'Southern Lights' - note that Orion (at far right) is 'upside-down', indicating that this had to be filmed from the southern hemishpere

[@anxelica993]

Nailed it! 👏🏻👏🏻 the owner of the video actually posted in the comment saying it’s recorded in Australia. Such a good observation

[@gemima3333]

Yes! We had a geomagnetic storm event last week.

[@Erizedd]

Yep, we had this a few days ago.

[@kr15t14n_]

Nice catch!

[@Ryan-ct3rv]

Also known as the aurora australis

[@user-nk9kw1ip4k]

The dog watching horse racing is the most adorable thing in this universe by far. It's pretty amazing that it's learned to excitedly jump up and down while standing upright, it'd be funny if televised horse racing became the thing that sparked the next spurt in dog evolution

[@silent_anu]

Damn, him keeping his skeleton hand is metal af.

[@Aaron-zq2qd]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="137">2:17</a> The cat was too stunned to speak

[@theprojectxy87]

The cat annoys the owner with the keyboard, just like the owner annoys the cat with the vacuum cleaner. thats it

[@ved95]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="85">1:25</a> He's worried he bet on the wrong horse

[@ZOMBiFOX13]

Lmaoo

[@SheepLiver]

I hate this but its so good

[@andrewthomson870]

Yeah, I just saw a dog with a gambling problem.

[@grbmajor6645]

He put 20 bones on #8.

[@Qwaziop]

Stupid horse

[@Handle14_14]

When women say they perfer tall men: <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="162">2:42</a>

[@Caiden0822]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="113">1:53</a> that’s like dying, but then taking your body out of the grave as a ghost and keeping it

[@kawaharaizumi731]

The amount of body control those stunt doublers have is incredible.

[@xiesie_xiesie]

Fr that's almost creepy

[@sorin_markov]

I agree, but I don't think that clip was just body control. There's some kind of wire hooked up surely, because stopping like that breaks physics if there's no outside force. Also she has a harness on, so I assume it's necessary

[@cartoonraccoon2078]

Did you think she was just pulling herself out of physics with her abs or something?

[@novy1198]

@@sorin_markov it looks dangerous af

[@schwartzy65]

Its just wire pull...

[@carlosmiguelteixeiraott3643]

"Why is he being so dramatic?" He is a cat...if anything he is not being dramatic enough.

[@Fey44]

That baby laughing after she sneezed 😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️

[@josephhoernlen644]

I’ve been watching since the first 50 amazing facts and I personally don’t mind what format as long as it’s your videos it’s gonna be good and quality work

[@s-viper1462]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="108">1:48</a> The genie when I ask him for a friend that will always lend me a hand:

[@KainYusanagi]

More like djinni.

[@Resiksim]

He should get someone to make a prosthetic out of that… <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="109">1:49</a>

[@Aaa-dv3oi]

Omg imagineee that would be the coolest thing

[@ThePowerofhouse]

Especially if it was the guy that made a mechanical prosthetic using gears and chains

[@docbob9638]

Looks more like plastic to me

[@florichi]

@@docbob9638 True. Looks 1:1 like plastic models you can get for school. The doctors job isn't to make him a model with springs in it.

[@amazingfireboy1848]

​@@docbob9638 It's real, check the description.

[@bornin-gq3hi]

I have too much words to express for every clip, everything was amazing. Thank you DDOI

[@teressarenslow5992]

Thanks for showing us the Northern lights clips! I missed it where I live! I love your videos!

[@lubue5795]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="46">0:46</a> "and here, we can observe the common yacht's marvelous mating behaviour. The male approaches the female from behind, making his presence known with his distinct mating call."

[@buckiesmalls]

- David Attenborough

[@alial3437]

This mating call can be heard from every insurance company in 79 kilometer radius.

[@ozzie6447]

the distinct mating call: *sounds of metal breaking*

[@alial3437]

@@ozzie6447 and sounds of nickels💰💰💰

[@brunopagnoncelli975]

​@@alial3437sounds of money being thrown away

[@allaboutferrets]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="97">1:37</a> This proposal didn’t go too well 😂

[@seaturtledog]

Looked fake to me.

[@hedgehogpower194]

What the hell even happened there

[@aislingokeeffe6195]

You could even say it went downhill fast

[@kenlompart9905]

Will you marry meeeeeee.

[@wilhelmseleorningcniht9410]

oh noooo, I didn't even realise that's what he was doing poor lad

[@mariankniti]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="58">0:58</a> Cornucopia destiny... i first read Concordia. Still fits

[@simonjohnston3100]

This has to be the best daily dose yet!

[@meaninglesstree]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="138">2:18</a> sounds like something straight from someone in a horror movie exploring a haunted house

[@theprojectxy87]

ture :D but i think, the cat just wants to annoy the owner with the keyboard, just like the owner annoys the cat with the vacuum cleaner. 😌

[@just_athought_7926]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="52">0:52</a> "And that, boys and girls, are how little tiny sailboats are made."

[@w1ld.w1nd]

@UTTPAmericaWorldPolicetf

[@pfaffnoel]

@UTTPAmericaWorldPoliceidiot

[@saulgoodman-qq2oz]

​@@w1ld.w1nd just follow the IRM protocol: ignore report move on.

[@dantecontreras887]

@@w1ld.w1nd dont respond to it

[@vangu2918]

😂

[@Butter2398]

South Texas (over near San Antonio) had northern lights around 2am for what I believe to be the first time

[@madjik1979]

That hamster straight up sounded like the emergency broadcast system.

[@KillOnS]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="42">0:42</a> that cat looked upset that the owner didn't let the white cat send her to heaven 😂

[@DCcopter]

Bro looked like he drank to much

[@vixterrawks4171]

The white cat was more than likely deaf and angry about it.

[@chrisquiett1776]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="164">2:44</a> damn! You go girl. That is genuine strength. I'd fight next to you.

[@khalifa6413]

Yeah she is strong but I can't stop worrying about her 😱

[@theganjacologist2819]

​@@khalifa6413 Don't worry about her, I'm sure she can handle herself lol

[@EmperorSnom]

the guy was shifting his weight to make it easier

[@NoahBrixProductions]

@@EmperorSnom that’s still insane core strength from both of them, especially her

[@chrisquiett1776]

@@EmperorSnom no shit, change the people and don't let her shift her weight and they fall over. What's your point?

[@gabrielvillanueva6394]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="4">0:04</a> i remember one time the shoe-stuck-on-the-escalator situation happened when I was in a mall in Seoul. Some kid got one of his crocs stuck, and it took a while for it to be pulled out yada yada…

[@velo5552]

I just realized that the DAILY dose of the Internet is once every 3 days. That's why it's not enough for me 😂

[@Picobits]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="29">0:29</a> bro turned into a windmill 😭

[@reyahh15]

that’s exactly what i thought lol

[@shadowstalker1515]

The human centrifuge

[@ewinrajan5632]

but whatever you do, DONT PUT IT ON 2X SPEED.

[@pierreheider4581]

It's sped up. Whatch the kids in the far background. Don't get fooled by his daugther walking in slow motion, looking robotic.

[@BrawlLegendLink]

​@@pierreheider4581don't even need to look at the kids, it's waaaaay too much sped up to pass as even remotely real

[@mspears_bobobuddytheseniorcat]

That little creature at <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="64">1:04</a> sounded just like a test of the hamster Emergency Broadcasting System! 🐹🚨

[@wildflower1397]

Exactly! Now we know where they got the most irritating noise ever from, lol. 😂

[@Pleyer7575lol]

​@UTTPAmericaWorldPoliceGET THE HELL OUTTA HERE

[@igolox]

These clips were literally so funny 😂😂

[@hausersmoran8588]

Man, I love this channel. ❤

[@jvalravn7228]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="74">1:14</a> I thought he was gonna accidentally hit the gas and blow thru the wall. I was NOT prepared for that plot twist

[@Corn-Pop.]

those 2 boats, that's gonna be one hell of a insurance claim

[@Sasq420]

@UTTPArrestAllFandoms I know when I want to get people to pay attention to me I start with "WHO ASKED?!". It's a real ice-breaker and especially effective on the ladies.

[@Chyrre]

They'll birth a new one

[@_ElharithHamad_]

Great Video! Looking forward to seeing more!

[@thespongekebab7054]

Hamster sounding like the national emergency signal.

[@Pheeniex]

"Seymour, the house is on fire!" "No, mother, it's just the <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="175">2:55</a>"

[@micrology3350]

I don’t get it

[@Pheeniex]

It's the "Steamed Hams" meme​​@@micrology3350

[@GoHazyQuietSexAngel]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@StrangeName111]

I love how this channel is one of the few where the title and thumbnail are never clickbait

[@ThatDouchebag]

This is untrue.

[@remliqa]

They have clickbaited with the thumbnail before. It's rare but have happened at least once.

[@ren_j_6938]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="81">1:21</a> I wonder if the dog is betting too 🤣

[@0hpossum]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="138">2:18</a> hey shoutout to that dope choice of sheet music books.

[@gr8dvd]

Love the commentary… "this sounds expensive" [boat collision]. "Why so dramatic?" [cat with ominous music soundtrack] 😂😂

[@PhoenyxRysing]

I think the cat freaked itself out with the music and froze up, lol...

[@SavulthanTheMan]

The fact the baby laughed instead of crying when falling onto her mother just shows that she'll grow up to be a great person someday

[@GLITTERandSKULLZ]

Or a psychopath since crying is NORMAL baby behavior.

[@GLITTERandSKULLZ]

@UTTPArrestAllFandoms nope

[@QuantumWaltz]

@@GLITTERandSKULLZ Babies also take cues on how to react from their parents, so because Mom starting laughing first, and baby wasn't feeling any pain or other inherent distress beyond the surprise of having sneezed so hard, baby started laughing too. You can observe this more clearly by watching toddlers fall over. They IMMEDIATELY look at the nearest parent or other authority figure to assess THEIR response first. If they get an "oh no poor BABY is baby OK??" response they start bawling their eyes out because context clues tell them they should be upset, and if they get an "oh! Whoops! Pop up!" cheerful response they scramble back up and carry on with their lives.

[@GLITTERandSKULLZ]

@@QuantumWaltz whether or not a child cries and when is not a predictor of adulthood traits. Period

[@QuantumWaltz]

@@GLITTERandSKULLZ Yeah? And?

[@bland9876]

That dog was just like well if you're not going to eat it then I'll take it.

[@Jen-zk9se]

That boat: Oop I’m just gonna scoot behind ya here

[@Jeothedolphin123]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="23">0:23</a> all fun in games until you break your neck.

[@hellothereV2]

fr

[@OverTheHorizon840]

@@hellothereV2 Fr too

[@OverTheHorizon840]

invisable wall

[@xandercross339]

@UTTPAmericaWorldPoliceOpinion OPINION O-O- OPINION GOT YOU

[@FartcowMoment]

​@UTTPAmericaWorldPolicethe person is being hit by your dad (woah look at him go)

[@PGangMinsk]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="115">1:55</a> how is he holding camera

[@levelandre692]

🤨 📸

[@notimportant1659]

Velcroed it onto his stump?

[@Solidwoodchair]

He was using his 3rd leg

[@sadsnow8040]

@UTTPArrestAllFandomscringe.

[@Jfile904]

​@@sadsnow8040 Rule #1 of replying to bots: don't

[@Nathan01113]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="137">2:17</a> when you’re watching a horror movie and you’ve reached the scary scene

[@blinard1]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="95">1:35</a> it happens when somebody writes a script and then 5 people act it out terribly. When somebody taps your ankle, you do go rolling down a hill

[@noir2628]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="69">1:09</a> EAS ALARM

[@chickennuggiez1397]

That's what I thought!

[@sweeptheleg.]

Yacht captain: "Hello Jake? from State Farm? You're not gonna believe this shit bud." 😂

[@airbagradiohead]

That cat on the piano is looking at your soul and announcing your end.

[@masxl]

Most anxious episode ive seen

[@Penguimus]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="121">2:01</a> - I think that skateboard wanted to skateboard on HIM.!.! 🛹

[@samuelbrown7466]

First saw that clip and literally jumped back from it

[@christophercalabrese8568]

That guy brought a whole new meaning to “falling in love”

[@suppress4872]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="128">2:08</a> Chair: I dont get paid enough *Unchairs your chair*

[@teamsync6657]

The ginger cat "Bro you ruinin somethin here"

[@TheBennedy85]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="14">0:14</a> THAT GIGGLE!! So freakin cute!!!

[@niah_the_b34st86]

Bro you got like 119 subscribers well daily dose of the internet has 18.2M and you got one video too bruh😑

[@TheBennedy85]

@UTTPAmericaWorldPolice Your content is not way better it’s non existent.

[@niah_the_b34st86]

@@TheBennedy85 facts brother 😏👍

[@crazybowserr]

​@UTTPAmericaWorldPolice That's the point of comments, sharing your opinion

[@Optimalfailure.]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="80">1:20</a> plot twist the dog is a horse

[@cashmoney-jq5rw]

No he bet his life savings on one of them😂

[@stasinossofroniou7430]

Great selection of videos!!!!!

[@duffpaddy3996]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="153">2:33</a> I was half-expecting him to do a kickflip... 😂

[@RolandSchlosser]

HE KEPT HIS HAND, that must be the biggest ice breaker of all time! "Hey, do you want a hand with that?"

[@ChiefOnePaw]

Hands down the best pun injury of all time.

[@Tailspin80]

Give us a hand. OK. Here.

[@lalboimanlun1230]

I wonder how they removed all the flesh and where they kept it.

[@ChiefOnePaw]

@@lalboimanlun1230 just posted me explaining it! Check it out

[@a.c.9993]

Most hospitals will NOT lot you keep any biological material like that. Plus, that hand looked much larger than his. I call bs.​@lalboimanlun1230

[@paradoxxop2187]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="55">0:55</a> Schettino already got out of jail

[@trannhuhientrannhu8325]

@UTTPAmericaWorldPoliceoh shut up, I can't imagine how scummy you are

[@JustWowNick]

THE OCEANS ARE NOT SAFE.

[@henkieprutspatat]

Shut up​@UTTPAmericaWorldPolice

[@pihlajafox]

​@UTTPAmericaWorldPolicedo a flip from a skyscraper

[@boataxe4605]

Funny as hell,especially since it’s also named Concordia, but in this case it wasn’t the Captains fault. His transmissions were stuck in forward so he had no control. This happens often now that engines and transmissions are computer controlled.

[@sarerusoldone]

the dog eating that food off the fork threw me off so bad lmaoooooo

[@neilgodfrey2669]

That dog had his life savings on Horse 4.