Never Open Your JOKER Chakra!

[@chillinsquirtle]

I like to believe that he makes a video, reads the comments containing little fun facts, and then says "wow the collective consciousness gave me new information"

[@sbushido5547]

Jake being caught off guard by the "overwhelmed by visualizations of the Joker" thing was great.

[@makodolphus7810]

Congratulating spirit science guy on being the first guy to successfully get megacorporate entertainment media directly beamed into his brain

[@autobotstarscream765]

As a _punishment!_

[@viraltang]

Too late for me, I have long opened myself to my inner jester, I am down to clown until I'm in the ground.

[@llpolluxll]

Embrace the chaos my fellow jester

[@autobotstarscream765]

He will not stop the Jonkling! 🤡

[@j0j0dartiste21]

This confirms that the gathering of the juggalos is the world's most attuned spiritual event.

[@BaronVonQuiply]

♫ Water, Fire, Air and Dirt. Fucking Chakras. Does Jordan's Brain Work? ♫

[@derrickbelanger]

I dont know if the video still exists but this dude filmed himself sneaking into a doctors office and operating room. His main complaint was the stunning lack of healing crystals in the operating room

[@j0j0dartiste21]

Dude is a true believer, which makes him more terrifying than a grifter.

[@HotDogTimeMachine385]

Oh yeah, i remember that. He dressed as a doctor too, but apparently one of the doctors was his friend so he wasn't illegally there?

[@AntiFaGoat]

Well, at least he might kick the bucket from lack of medical care before the grifters.

[@j0j0dartiste21]

​@@HotDogTimeMachine385 I'm not a lawyer but i don't think that's how that works

[@BigQ52]

My man swam in the sea of the unconscious and reached out to the truth. Awakening his persona out here.

[@NihilisticTings]

I haven't even watched yet, but "joker chakra" is fucking hilarious 😂😂😂

[@Abrasive-Heat]

They had a straight up group delusion about a comic book character. This is how Jesus was born I think. 😂😂😂

[@rosevidler1663]

I haven't seen spirit science In like 10 years

[@TorvusVae]

If Jordan just made psychedelic DBZ esque action cartoons, he'd probably be a lot more successful and not a lolcow

[@FrozEnbyWolf150]

Not enough constipated screaming.

[@j0j0dartiste21]

Which Jordan though? There's at least 2 i can think of

[@TorvusVae]

@@j0j0dartiste21 the main guy behind Spirit Science is named Jordan. The one who is talking in the video

[@j0j0dartiste21]

​@@TorvusVaei know, i mean that both this Jordan and Jordan Peterson have a very tenuous grasp on reality

[@Replica_Rabbit]

The Joker Chakra, the last Gate

[@joearnold6881]

They… they themselves labeled it a “superstition box”??? That place they got the thing they think is good and also real?

[@jrheiselt]

The problem wasnt that his clown chakra was open, but that it was rotating in the wrong direction. Due to the misgevious nature of the clown chakra, it must spin oposite of most other chakra, which is why it let in negative clown energy and not positive clown energy. A common mistake made by those not accustomed to ptojecting to the clown dimension.

[@sbushido5547]

I'm an 80s-90s kid who grew up watching Star Trek. Whenever I hear crap about "collective consciousness" I think about the Borg...and how that's probably not the best thing in the world.

[@SoniaSephia]

After opening my Joker Chakra I found myself in a rea life version of Persona 5!

[@SeanDDaily]

Fuck five-dimensional, *we're up to 12 dimensions, son!*

[@laze_dybo]

This is some weird 4chan meme magic bullshit

[@troublesomezorua]

That comment about nephilim looking like clowns sounds like the start of a Homestuck fanfic. I was ultimately pretty disappointed though as this really seems to lack any "why". I was expecting it to be something like "Clowns used to be symbols of humor and tricksterly upheaval of stagnant and repressive social norms, but the image has been so corrupted in the modern era by characters like The Joker and Pennywise that the concept itself in the collective unconscious has become a dangerous malformation." Something like that, but no, it was just... he meditated and saw the Joker. I had this whole bit planned about needing to get all of humanity to draw fanart of Geiru Toneido to purify the chakra, but apparently I put way more thought into my dumb clussy joke than he did the actual video! I will say that, assuming it really is, I do like that he made the 12d shield thing pay-what-you-want. I see so many grifters milking vulnerable people for cash every day that even something as small as that feels worlds better.

[@ratherthanday]

thank you, i couldn't believe i got through the rest of the comment section without a homestuck mention

[@DuskEx]

its the green man all over again

[@MarcoDotIO]

I always wondered whether the guys at Extra Credit considered legal action against the guys running Spirit Science.

[@garynaccarato4606]

I would imagine that a more difficult task then opening up your clown chakra is to able to be talk about the clown chakra while taking the conversation 100% seriously and or being able to talk about it while also still keeping a straight face.

[@Well.Pharaoh]

I see the Florida Joker whenever I close my eyes

[@tatybara]

7:44 jake's face should be an emote

[@garynaccarato4606]

And what happens when any of us decide to open up the Insane Clown Posse chakra?

[@DijijiyoRony]

ALL MY CHAKRAS ARE SO ALIGNED RIGHT NOW

[@calebakin8385]

this mans off the goop

[@Youtubesuckscock]

He's off the joker gas

[@Youtubesuckscock]

He's off the joker gas

[@flunkiebubs2002]

I love bongs, I'm a bong supremacist, I think they are the ultimate form of smoke transportation.

[@chibbersthesquirrel6189]

Where can I find a meditation to open my Emma Watson chakra

[@orinjayce]

Don't even look at the clown chakra. Then you can't sleep, or the clown will eat you.😂

[@JOHN18042]

Brain Rot at its finest

[@tokilladaemon]

Holy shit spirit science! Its been a while, martymers vids on him back in the day were classic

[@georgelarie]

Ive heard of the collective unconsciousness but the collective consciousness sounds like a hive mind 😂

[@Kermit-The-Smaug]

“I would say that in superstitious, but I am extremely stitious”

[@poigntless]

My final part of Soul Retrieval in this Fear Matrix involved putting the divine, unconditional, loving light and life of Source, in my heart. It gave me such a sense of fulfilment, peace, calm, and gratitude... We need Source in our hearts 💕

[@cornela2678]

My clown chakra told me you were my cornson but you are not wearing your onesie today :'c

[@pastelpurpledeathbed]

Friendly reminder that the only reason he's not in prison for his SA charge is because in the state that it happened in, if you say yes out of force it doesn't count as SA.

[@sophitiaofhyrule]

Excuse me he did WHAT

[@pastelpurpledeathbed]

@@sophitiaofhyrule he are ay pee ED a girl.

[@CuddlesTheSlayer]

“There are evil forces in the world.” Which ones Jordan? The ones that caused you to exploit one of your fans and r word her, or the ones that caused your other fans to harass her? Just curious.

[@DJJD669]

I just got recommended the Emma Watson video yesterday. That was f-ing wild man

[@FrozEnbyWolf150]

He'd have been much happier if he'd just stuck to writing bad DBZ, Naruto, and DC crossover fanfiction.

[@llpolluxll]

So, the joker can be repelled with a weird variant of the Flying Lotus mudra I guess and he decided to overlay that with the Sri Yantra for some reason. This guy is a cult leader in the making.

[@Ragnaraq1]

Spirit science strikes me as someone who's weird with children Atrocious vibes

[@frostrider3704]

These people are more crazy than fundamentalist Christians. I went to a comic convention a few years back dressed as Loki. My friends bailed last minute and I went by myself. This woman approached me for a picture, we got talking and she was there alone too, so we decided to hang out for the duration. Went to panels, etc, shared online info afterwards to stay in touch. Nothing big, just friends who liked the same stuff. Her brother was a 'spiritualist' and saw my pictures cosplaying as Loki and told her to drop me as a friend because I was a 'dark influence'. He literally thought I was channelling Loki or some other nonsense. By the end he was saying he could see my 'evil' aura through the pictures and his goddess had visited him to tell him to get me out of his sister's life. We were literally just swapping Marvel memes online. It got intense and she had to block me to keep him happy.

[@ms.aelanwyr.ilaicos]

But are you sure you _weren't_ channeling Loki?

[@bleakautomaton4808]

This is "Snape Wives" level crap lol

[@Crowley9]

DON'T YOU OPEN THAT TRAP DOO- I mean CHAKRAAA!

[@CaptainWelshie]

Oh no not this fool.

[@Youtubesuckscock]

Oh yes this fool 😈

[@JammieBear]

Persona 2 Moment

[@michaellindenmuth9446]

That’s not the Hussy. It’s DDP’s self high five. Bang!

[@jestawell]

spirit science is an good school new grounds guy

[@suburban-vampire]

Oh! Oh... Oh, no...

[@nickdavis8808]

13:02 This is really interesting. The guy used the first Earth emoji offered by KZbin and you instantly identified it as "other" and thought this was worth commenting on. I'd like to know why.

[@Elysium_the_Bard]

9:30 "Where is this coming from?!" Says the guy who admitted to the world about having a wet dream/erotic hallucination about Emma Watson. What's interesting to me is that he recognizes memes, used AI art (presumably putting himself into the image), and referenced the more gritty comic books interpretation of the Joker. This is not something that I'd typically associate with a guy who seems to be obsessed with using/wearing/seeing colors, since those colored chakras "open/close" with associating with them. To me, this smacks of someone just playing the part of a wannabe cult leader, while secretly not believing a single word of it.

[@Kropothead]

Whoop whoop!

[@yeoldegunporn]

Ah yes, another person confusing corporate algorithms with the mystic forces of the universe. Great

[@JohnSmithSeesYou]

Does crying and running to lawyers when your name is mentioned help you personally Jake?

[@merbst]

Sounds fun, but no Woo in the AM for me thanks. (Pacific Time)

[@Black6Knight]

Bruh you can't be out here telling people about my Ki control.

[@Shanook]

I don't understand why people like spirit science and these other new age types make spirituality so complicated. It really isn't, if anything it is just loving and appreciating the present moment.

[@ms.aelanwyr.ilaicos]

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