Never Piss Off The Humans (The Complete Story) | HFY | A Short Sci-Fi Story

[@bluefalconssuck5881]

The biggest _WAR CRIME_ of this this story was the A.I.'s attempted singing... I almost waterboarded my computer because of it.

[@captainclueless8983]

Agreed, I've heard gaots with better signing. I actually initially thought it was soem sort of unhinged ad because I was listening to this in the background.

[@SolTerran5050]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@failegion7828]

Bro I thought this comment was just being nitpicky... Than the atrocity reached my ears...

[@JudiWofford-mj5du]

LMAO 😂 almost waterboard my computer

[@paulv.2629]

It’s called a tactical baptism now. Lol

[@JustinClark-t3o]

Senior Centurion Mackenzie's part is basically the Greater Alamo/battle of the 300 and Xerxes forces

[@darrenlohiser8930]

That song was totally destroyed by AI… 😢

[@keithlatondress2041]

its nice to hear a story that at least has some understanding of military structure.

[@tr66tr66]

Thank god AI songs don't exist! Oh wait lol

[@handyman83wray98]

😂😂 had to turn the sound off to get through that 😂😂

[@donnamlake6303]

Yet...

[@put4558350]

Aperture science … we do what we must because we can.

[@ryujinjaeger666]

Their are a few good ones. For example I found plankton singing "I hate everything about you".

[@davidturner4824]

Very sad sad story, but awesome. I like the re-creation of the Thermopoly Battle.

[@landenschooler6726]

Argo Squirrel has the best real voice for story narration....

[@draconus15]

Net narrator is pretty good as well

[@mikejarrett-w4i]

@@draconus15 he's AI tho.

[@jimluis5572]

@@mikejarrett-w4i

[@oddctioum]

@@mikejarrett-w4i he is not. he has outtakes. you are AI.

[@OffGridHacks]

Maybe so, but his voice is just a touch too quiet when I am working with machinery. And yes, I'm wearing both earbuds and earmuffs. Chainsaws are loud.

[@cherylnichols5339]

Ha ha way funny …… water board those ads !

[@sterben4106]

lol. An idiot was playing with a scorpion and created a mega scorpion. Not how I would describe it but alwell.

[@neurofiber2406]

Gain of Function...

[@cheryladams7269]

Yeah I would hope that the writer knows that waaaaay back before dinosaurs our beautiful planet had mega scorpions at 6 to 7 ft so nothing new

[@pouncet1683]

​@@cheryladams7269 massive more oxygen back then rhough

[@markpica1416]

All you have to do is watch movies and our history to know you never piss off the hooomans

[@harutogames9204]

Sgt mckinsey is a powerful song the AI didn't portray it well but the idea of warriors singing it before their final battle is easily just as powerful from a story aspect

[@trentberry6968]

5:01 why make enemies when friends are so much more useful. Lol

[@Wiggiwan]

I really enjoyed the story.... thanks!

[@wolffforge4839]

53:30 absolutely atrocious AI celtic accent.

[@ROCKhardRICHARD69]

Seriously tho. I'm gonna clip that and make it my ringtone 😂 that was the funniest shit I ever heard. I think I understood one word.

[@thisissparta1690]

it's okay . . . until it's not.

[@tonycapri2608]

Was the Admiral lally-gagging😂

[@ClaytonLovendale]

The idea of the AI 's singing is quite painful, this would be the time when an actual singer would be useful. All that could be taken care if left with the song just mentioned.

[@dank-man6510]

Every time the AI said "Grail Scouts' it made me want cookies. 😂

[@robertspangler4237]

I love your stuff! I'm binge watching. But no one would say that you can sing! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@daviddiehl-gy2sq]

Halfway through, story's done.

[@Adam-hs9ft]

the ai nuked the music

[@charlesimel1137]

Even in space the Camchika causes issues

[@roykliffen9674]

Who the hell would name a new maintenance ship "Kamchatka". It was by far the worst commanded ship in the Imperial Russian 2nd Pacific Squadron. She was sunk by the Japanese Navy in 1905 at the Battle of Tsushima, although it has been rumoured that even Russian gunners took pot-shots at her out of pure frustration about her functioning.

[@merimac_1318]

Its either one dude having like 5 channels with thise stories and reupload them periodically or i have no clue. I hear this story with just different voiceover at least 3 or more times across past few months...

[@snakesnoteyes]

All of these channels are just pulling these stories from the HFY reddit, which is why they’re all the same stories with different text to speech bots. The honest ones will even include the name of the reddit user who actually wrote whatever story is being read. I know one channel is exclusively putting out their own stuff, but I can’t remember off the top of my head.

[@Jamju3633]

​​@@snakesnoteyes did you figure out the name of that channel. I'm loving thse stories

[@DeeNice-k5t]

Pick 1 A.I voice and stick with it! You killed the story.

[@IceFiction404]

Sorry 🤕

[@noahkleugh9323]

Wow!

[@charleslamontagne983]

battle ship! its a space war buddy

[@kangdeplo5179]

good show bro. i like it. but the ai sing it little too much

[@charleslamontagne983]

Jezz, images of WW1 and roman soldiers, sort of not sci-fi

[@RoBear-xo6zw]

Stranger and stupid… when starships are easily destroyed, and then no nuclear weapons are used to destroy everything on the ground,,,

[@jarumascz4361]

I'am Czech And I actualy oppose this ai monotonous atrocity that Is used fór singing. Next time give in cut in from actual song, please

[@thomaslatortue4764]

Great story but even in the 21st century we have AI that can target enemy vessels and trigger a self detonation

[@deborahbissette1376]

Poor scorpion. by cut off tail they pretty much sewn their butts shut and they die from no being able to poo

[@dwightehowell8179]

No, the anus is in the body proper.

[@SolTerran5050]

Yeah Pooh brain overload 😂😂😂😂😂

[@DanTheMan7999]

Fix bayonets! CHAAARGEEE!!

[@WilliamSmith-zk4tj]

Point of contention these were Marines Marines would never use that symbol why they would never use it because they are a branch of the United States Navy and only one ship in the Navy can carry that flag and that's the USS Kidd and no Marine would do that show that disrespect for their fallen Brothers

[@brendahamar1992]

Prefer human narator

[@sheldonshniklefritz95]

Ditto, kinda kills the whole human thing don't it

[@DavidRenaas-jt5kt]

Hmm, yes. But no sneezing, coughing or burping full of excuse me's

[@johnathonking7033]

What song is this supposed to be?? 54:13

[@speedycpu]

How many different ways can you mess up the word meters? Holy crap. Metters, me-tars, mitterders, meeneders, wtf man. Fix your AI, it's having a stroke.

[@robertrobertson3322]

What the hell are they singing

[@kelvunmedina90]

Lay me down down on the cold, cold ground. I recommend looking it up. Got chills, listen to it, and picturing the scene

[@calvinbutler1919]

Is the Gre'l based on the Greel from Rebel Galaxy?

[@markschneider8815]

The narration was in such a monotone I finally gave up, it was killing me. Thankfully, I never made it to the singing.

[@jochemmaat7405]

Can you put subtitles in future videos?

[@sigmar4564]

Subtitles

[@UltraSuperDuperFreak]

click the subtitle button ? :P Seem to work fine enough .

[@jochemmaat7405]

@@SenneWMichiels yeah but I dont get there without them in the first 28 minutes

[@jochemmaat7405]

@@UltraSuperDuperFreak I dont like the auto generated ones. I want the subtitels to show up a little before something is being said like most other Reddit stories videos, so I can read with the voice, insteaf of just listening to it

[@wilomica]

some of the pronounciation still needs work. Too heavy on narration. It need characters and dialogue.

[@IceFiction404]

Thank you for your advice!

[@everydayPianoPractice]

What;s up with the negative subliminal messaging?

[@gravedjinn]

Yeah .... maybe remove that song at 53 min.....

[@frocurl]

If its a great story its ruined by AI narration

[@jonpatterson5668]

Can't do this ai crap sorry

[@Kappa760]

It’s okay 😂 i like the singing ai

[@hashirahmed5727]

What the hell is a comondant?

[@beth-rg8bm]

Sea traveler term for high ranking officers. Someone in charge/command of more than one boat/ship!

[@hashirahmed5727]

@@beth-rg8bm well never heard of it but thanks

[@pinkbiohazardmercurialcoll7133]

They're just below Admiral which have control over multiple fleets, a Commandant has 2 to a whole fleet of ships... ... I THINK... I am probably wrong...

[@Savl-y5c]

A bit late but it depends on the branch for the navy I might be wrong but it's the second highest rank. There's multiple roles that they can be placed in either in charge of ships or in charge of colleges. However for the Marine Corps it is the highest officer rank (enlisted it's Sergeant Major of the Marine Corps) in charge of most over arching aspects of the Marine corps while the SGTMJR is more focused on the enlisted side

[@jamesclopper9592]

It's the highest ranking officer in the Marines. A person who is in charge after the president.

[@damiensalaz1729]

So much of this sounds so weird and mispronounced that I just could figure out what was said without a pause or a rewind. I suggest instead of A.I. a real person should read. Or don't do it at all.

[@JRRodriguez-nu7po]

The first battle was absurd. To charge with bayonets without need emwas the stupidest part. It makes sense it was a female commandant that ordered such stupidity.

[@cherylnichols5339]

AI runs everything - where have you been ?

[@johnc6738]

Trying to use the 300 to gain likes? Instant thumbs down

[@williamrekow7513]

What the heck is the response at 01:14:14?