Never play JENGA with an Engineer... Poly Bridge 3!

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Real Civil Engineer

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@netkat7486
@netkat7486 Жыл бұрын
Alan's expanding solution amused me more than id care to admit
@handmadegoods
@handmadegoods 11 ай бұрын
*sigh*
@handmadegoods
@handmadegoods 11 ай бұрын
Same bro
@Thoran666
@Thoran666 Жыл бұрын
"Sometimes I wish it was Alan that went missing" 18:05 🤣 Nice solution with the Jenga tower RCE. The reason your falling tower didn't work is that everyone else seems to have a road inside the tower.
@kuzeyrl
@kuzeyrl Жыл бұрын
lol
@sumynona.01
@sumynona.01 Жыл бұрын
niff tea actually has a youtube channel lets all spam him until he comes back
@niffTea
@niffTea Жыл бұрын
please dont spam me , its up to rce what he shows in his own content ,@@sumynona.01
@Frickbag
@Frickbag Жыл бұрын
​@@sumynona.01okay let's do this
@MikeDCWeld
@MikeDCWeld Жыл бұрын
It was a bit frustrating that he didn't seem to be able to pick up on that. It looked pretty obvious to this non-engineer.
@suquini
@suquini Жыл бұрын
Died laughing at 16:03 moan. Didn't expect it at all xD
@PurplePotato_79
@PurplePotato_79 Жыл бұрын
I believe you meant 16:03
@Blackread
@Blackread Жыл бұрын
Yeah wtf was that lol 🤣
@IsaacTeo411
@IsaacTeo411 Жыл бұрын
😂editors trying to get him demonetized
@suquini
@suquini Жыл бұрын
​@@PurplePotato_79Yup, thanks for the correction :)
@brandonlaird6876
@brandonlaird6876 Жыл бұрын
Only 1 comment about this? I spat my burger out from laughing. The editors don't get enough love, they need to be taken to the park once in a while lol.
@Kingsly9802
@Kingsly9802 Жыл бұрын
7:00 The best part is, those aren't even for show, that's structurally important. They effectively created a floating fixed node in the center using equidistant omnidirectional bracing, aka, spokes.
@RiptornRory
@RiptornRory Жыл бұрын
We as a community NEED to find out what happened to Niff-Tea. Their absence is a burden on us all that must be absolved. But cheers to Alan being the builder that always gets a hearty laugh out of me with their absolutely insane overachieving in designs.
@georgH
@georgH Жыл бұрын
And why is he so relevant to RCE? Is it a uni friend? Boyfriend?
@niffTea
@niffTea Жыл бұрын
i'm irrelevant 🙂@@georgH
@niffTea
@niffTea Жыл бұрын
i'm not really needed here anymore, my work here has been successfully completed 😊
@georgH
@georgH Жыл бұрын
@@niffTea hahhahah best answer ever
@Random_Shiba
@Random_Shiba 11 ай бұрын
No nifftea we need you 😭
@niziggz
@niziggz Жыл бұрын
"An engineer knows he has achieved perfection not when there's nothing left to add, but when there's nothing left to take away "
@Kartaal
@Kartaal Жыл бұрын
RCE: "If you didn't do that, are you really an engineer?" Also RCE: sweating profusely because he absolutely didn't do it.
@houdin654jeff
@houdin654jeff Жыл бұрын
19:01 “we’ve got a bulldozer…” Me: Yes, a truck with a large bucket for dumping things… bulldozer. There’s no other name we could use for such a device.
@hoebare
@hoebare Жыл бұрын
If a dump truck never gets filled or emptied and only ever pushes things, is it still a dump truck? :philosoraptor:
@WetPumpkin
@WetPumpkin Жыл бұрын
I was not expecting that moan at 16:03
@Combes_
@Combes_ Жыл бұрын
"I am the ball bag of society." -RCE, 2023.
@RealAndySkibba
@RealAndySkibba Жыл бұрын
These levels are super cool. Props to devs
@TheLazyComet
@TheLazyComet Жыл бұрын
@niffTea
@niffTea Жыл бұрын
polybridge is one of the best puzzle games ever
@AWriterWandering
@AWriterWandering Жыл бұрын
It’s a good thing developers don’t have to account for user created content when getting a age rating
@tylerphuoc2653
@tylerphuoc2653 Жыл бұрын
All the dicks on statues made in Tears of the Kingdom lmao
@sumynona.01
@sumynona.01 Жыл бұрын
16:04 i could break nnn listening to that
@kindlin
@kindlin Жыл бұрын
11:22 was my favorite one rofl
@coco_O17
@coco_O17 Жыл бұрын
The "EFFICIENT" bridge with the hydraulics in the jenga level has a plane crashing in two rectangles (towers)
@Mullatta_Damage
@Mullatta_Damage Жыл бұрын
yooooo...👀 nice catch
@robertstryjak1973
@robertstryjak1973 Жыл бұрын
Matt: There is no need! RCE Community: Strongest Shape! Strongest Shape!
@Sniper133s
@Sniper133s 7 ай бұрын
6:41 Just LOOK at the wheele in the end. Not only smooth but also clean asf DAYUM
@zuzanawandlerova7079
@zuzanawandlerova7079 Жыл бұрын
I hope NiffTea is alright and well.
@niffTea
@niffTea Жыл бұрын
yep im ok thanks :)
@Mis73rRand0m
@Mis73rRand0m Жыл бұрын
An Engineer not noticing a central node built from symmetrical spinny bits? Very Architect of you.
@Henry.6.22
@Henry.6.22 Жыл бұрын
16:03 got me dead
@GerritCoulter
@GerritCoulter Жыл бұрын
Love your Polibridge series! Please never stop making these videos!
@thobu6576
@thobu6576 Жыл бұрын
I'm currently writing a scifi novel, and NiffTea is a cafe chain in it (kinda like Costa). The funny thing is, I came up with the name long before I started watching these videos.
@niffTea
@niffTea Жыл бұрын
sounds interesting , love a bit of sci fi
@SilverAlex92
@SilverAlex92 Жыл бұрын
"Sometimes I wish it was Alan that went missing" nooooo, alan is one of the best thing of this series. RCE take responsibility for what you created xD
@donkeypunch719
@donkeypunch719 Жыл бұрын
I can't believe Matt said that. We need someone to watch over Alan so that he never goes missing.
@stylesrj
@stylesrj Жыл бұрын
Alan! Alan! Al? Alan!?
@oldmanramblingatclouds
@oldmanramblingatclouds Жыл бұрын
Literally choked on my food laughing at the 'bridge' *mlawless25* built, holy crap those veins 🤣
@bobmoles4335
@bobmoles4335 Жыл бұрын
That 16:03 moment was such a surprise, I snorted and cornflakes went up my nose.
@Cllloud1_
@Cllloud1_ Жыл бұрын
Oh damn look at that wheelie at 6:42
@Bradmac09
@Bradmac09 4 ай бұрын
5:40 legless flies
@CorvusTheDreamer
@CorvusTheDreamer Жыл бұрын
2:13 DILDOBIKE!? 😂
@Smile_OF
@Smile_OF 2 ай бұрын
Me: just makes a straight road with holes. Real civil engineer: 1:55
@crypticsh0ot53
@crypticsh0ot53 10 ай бұрын
22:37 him not realizing what the shape also looks like
@TheLazyComet
@TheLazyComet Жыл бұрын
Very glad Matt tried to not topple the tower over. I was hoping to resume that game 😂
@scoorp8
@scoorp8 Жыл бұрын
I love how Matt has so thoroughly shamed Tyler that he hasn't made a Polybridge episode in over a month.
@RealCivilEngineerGaming
@RealCivilEngineerGaming Жыл бұрын
The power of engineering I guess 😅
@niffTea
@niffTea Жыл бұрын
after the polybridge team added a new world too, thought tyler would have been all over that
@tonyhinderman
@tonyhinderman Жыл бұрын
The growing knob from Alan was a nice touch
@drakwinston9769
@drakwinston9769 Жыл бұрын
16:02 naughty editor been stuck in the basement too long
@ThatRandomNeonGuy
@ThatRandomNeonGuy Жыл бұрын
6:10 ERC (definition): short for Engineering Really Civilly Example in a sentence: RCE is ERC
@drunkdwarf8884
@drunkdwarf8884 Жыл бұрын
18:05 please don't make Alan go, I love Alan
@Tylko_Task
@Tylko_Task Жыл бұрын
7:03 this 'spinny thing' is not for look, it's creating a joint in the middle
@markwright3161
@markwright3161 11 ай бұрын
6:39 Great finish from the bike :)
@The_Box_King
@The_Box_King Жыл бұрын
Day 143 of asking Matt to play Mindustry.
@adeflimzvideos658
@adeflimzvideos658 Жыл бұрын
Keep going
@jacobguise7031
@jacobguise7031 Жыл бұрын
make it to 200
@Randomly-stupid
@Randomly-stupid Жыл бұрын
You won’t be noticed until day 365
@ScootWithRoob
@ScootWithRoob Жыл бұрын
Keep going I believe
@loknathshankar5423
@loknathshankar5423 Жыл бұрын
I can confirm that!
@petersage5157
@petersage5157 Жыл бұрын
"Wood, maybe? Not quite long enough." - Mrs. RCE
@joseywales6168
@joseywales6168 Жыл бұрын
as an engineer myself, "architecture" as you use it would be things that detract from the structural integrity and whose only purpose is to improve the aesthetics. Those beams they made at 6:30 were clearly important supports to make the incredibly sus rotating 1/8 circles hold themselves together. Although it definitely would've both looked better and been safer if he'd connected every side of it.
@Shatterverse
@Shatterverse Жыл бұрын
You unlock freeplay mode when you beat the level under budget & unbreaking, so that's probably how they got the hydraulic pieces.
@Jump3RPictur3s
@Jump3RPictur3s Жыл бұрын
Engineering Time starts @20:18 with all time classic "I Can Build Clearly Now"
@BadbunnyG
@BadbunnyG Жыл бұрын
i love the city skylines 2 series. could you possibly make those videos really long so i can watch for longer pleaseee
@apu_apustaja
@apu_apustaja 11 ай бұрын
Very impressed by Alan's hydraulic creation.
@elitedestroyer0083
@elitedestroyer0083 11 ай бұрын
23:02 Thats a 9/11 reference btw
@lt-ganymed
@lt-ganymed Жыл бұрын
12:20 looks more like ice cream cones ^^
@Real28
@Real28 Жыл бұрын
That crane was AMAZING.
@JonBpg
@JonBpg Жыл бұрын
Can we agree to love Alan. I’m 11 and a half minutes in and he never fails to put out the good ones.
@hoebare
@hoebare Жыл бұрын
you could have stopped typing after "I'm 11" :)
@keiraussher
@keiraussher Жыл бұрын
Noone else going to mention that he's already used this song for a building montage? That's not just me, right? He's reused it?
@soulextinguisher
@soulextinguisher Жыл бұрын
Yeah he did
@frenchfrylord5648
@frenchfrylord5648 Жыл бұрын
11:34 sounds like something a welsh person would say. Careful RCE you’re on thin ice
@vancouverstuff1
@vancouverstuff1 Жыл бұрын
Day eighty of asking Matt to add the Second Narrows Bridge, Ironworkers Memorial to the Wheel of Bridgetune It is a cantilevered truss bridge, carrying 6 lanes of traffic from Vancouver to North Vancouver in B.C. across the second narrowing of the Burrard Inlet. It's name comes from the fact that it collapsed twice during construction, which unalived 23 people in total (Hence the name, ironworkers memorial).
@monad_tcp
@monad_tcp Жыл бұрын
13:17 that's very heavy , its hundred eleven thousand pounds.
@robinvik1
@robinvik1 Жыл бұрын
16:03 You didn't have to add that sound effect, editor... no one made you do that.
@sumynona.01
@sumynona.01 Жыл бұрын
i could break nnn listening to that
@pietroveronese2539
@pietroveronese2539 Жыл бұрын
alan is the real content of this channel
@zecuse
@zecuse Жыл бұрын
18:56 And it ends with a face plant!
@Mullatta_Damage
@Mullatta_Damage Жыл бұрын
😂absolutely wild 16:01
@DarthRevan42
@DarthRevan42 Жыл бұрын
absolutely lovely singing matt. one of my fav songs
@monad_tcp
@monad_tcp Жыл бұрын
21:55 there was a bit of road as a jenga block
@brandonm6751
@brandonm6751 8 ай бұрын
Nice reference to the greatest music video ever. “Slash playing guitar on a grave”
@NormanRDolan
@NormanRDolan Жыл бұрын
11:55 Ah, November Rain... one of Guns and Roses' best songs...
@alinaogni7593
@alinaogni7593 Жыл бұрын
11:53 have no one notice that the budget was 69.666?
@theraven268
@theraven268 Жыл бұрын
I always hate in online leaderboards when the top people obviously cheat or use some cheap tactic to place high, it just ruins the fun of competing. I'd have thought that dangly bridge would have been fixed by now tbh.
@ryroller9394
@ryroller9394 Жыл бұрын
I believe a recent update actually did fix it, this was probably just recorded before the update.
@eclipseeffigy
@eclipseeffigy Жыл бұрын
I get that you dislike it but this is so naive. It's a simulation game. The physics are always going to have some limitations and things to exploit -- and the more freedom given to the player, the more those things pop up. For example, allowing placing materials off-grid makes room for a billion more possible solutions, but also a lot of jank. The devs allow incredible complexity, and the impressive hydraulic, gravity and other artful bridges are only possible thanks to that freedom. The devs have tried SO MUCH to get rid of dangling roads, contrary to what you seem to think as you expect they'd have fixed it by now. The problems are: one, the above, there is always going to be SOMEthing; and two, everything that sufficiently nerfs dangles heavily impact other bridges and make the player experience worse for everyone else. Top spot of the leaderboard in a physics simulation game is always going to involve a good understanding of that game's physics and how to manipulate it to your advantage. Nerfs to that doesn't change how playing for the top works, it only serves to break previous solves and make the experience worse for everyone else.
@olegb7863
@olegb7863 Жыл бұрын
We all waiting for NiffTea to come back...
@niffTea
@niffTea Жыл бұрын
i had a bridge in the seesaw level , obviously didnt catch rce's eye :)
@ChrisNett42
@ChrisNett42 Жыл бұрын
Can you recreate the Royal Gorge Bridge in Colorado? It's beautiful suspension bridge constructed in 1929, It held the record for highest bridge in the world up until 2001 with a deck height of 955 ft. above the river!!!
@jbeckmann9681
@jbeckmann9681 Жыл бұрын
Im getting in an hydraulic phase watching this 11:22
@hudsonchidlow4773
@hudsonchidlow4773 Жыл бұрын
I WANNA BE A CIVIL ENGINEER WHEN I GROW UP!
@brendononeal3663
@brendononeal3663 Жыл бұрын
The joke where you said what did the bottom people do and clicked on friends was really funny
@TheObtuseGooseTV
@TheObtuseGooseTV Жыл бұрын
NOTI GANG ON TOP, I WANT THE CHRISTMAS PADDY PLUSH SO BAD 😭
@skrzatuprzydomowy
@skrzatuprzydomowy Жыл бұрын
Oh, poor Alan. How could you wish for such evil things?
@doomboots
@doomboots 5 ай бұрын
the hydraulic dong got me, well played
@bacare1971
@bacare1971 Жыл бұрын
if Matt ever figures out leverage...
@melissabarnes9506
@melissabarnes9506 6 ай бұрын
Mat: "lets look how the bottom people do." *clicks on friends list*
@xxSeanVxx
@xxSeanVxx Жыл бұрын
Truly a high quality song
@weirdbookshelf49
@weirdbookshelf49 Жыл бұрын
The editors are wild for adding that moan wtf
@NitroxVsGaming
@NitroxVsGaming Жыл бұрын
I really hope Alan never leaves.
@itllmakesense7662
@itllmakesense7662 4 ай бұрын
16:04 Who's Your Editor
@TaintedEden-lg5qz
@TaintedEden-lg5qz Жыл бұрын
Miffed tea will come back eventually he just is working on special poly bridge levels
@niffTea
@niffTea Жыл бұрын
miffed tea - lol 🤣
@rmeltzer47
@rmeltzer47 Жыл бұрын
I want the full version of BILFy Bridge Sounds like a bop
@harlymeyer1073
@harlymeyer1073 Жыл бұрын
🥰 always thankful for your videos.
@Joyful_Traitor
@Joyful_Traitor Жыл бұрын
19:00 that is not a bulldozer a real engineer would know this
@ap4lofficial
@ap4lofficial 5 ай бұрын
8:14 ur meant to bring the bridge down man
@nitschke30
@nitschke30 Жыл бұрын
Matt calling a magazine an ammunition chamber hurts.
@XSyphus590X
@XSyphus590X Жыл бұрын
that camper had a nice time
@3xtremelamborghini
@3xtremelamborghini Жыл бұрын
Only early people know that was originally titled "when you let an engineer to play jenga"
@b-beale1931
@b-beale1931 Жыл бұрын
Would love to see you try a Minecraft create mod let's play. (Mr Beardstone has a decent modpack that might work well for you)
@RManPthe1st
@RManPthe1st Жыл бұрын
16:03 SHMICHAEL i HAVE THIS ON SPEAKER WHAT IF MY ROOMMATES HEAR IT
@mindiaalelishvli1830
@mindiaalelishvli1830 Жыл бұрын
21:45 wat de truck doin
@kaidenst.dennis6982
@kaidenst.dennis6982 Жыл бұрын
“Architect move” lol
@valecasini
@valecasini Жыл бұрын
5:51 where is the Manscaped sponsor when we need it??😂😂 Could have been a funny ad: "... And if you too want to do RCE propaganda down there ..."🤣
@ananass8030
@ananass8030 Жыл бұрын
Seeing the cheapest solutions to the first level of the video made Wallace (or is it Gromit?) pop into my head saying "cheeese"
@FryingPotato
@FryingPotato Жыл бұрын
ALAN!
@PotatoesAreSimplyVeryCool
@PotatoesAreSimplyVeryCool Жыл бұрын
Say it with me! "RCE! WHERE'S NIFFTEA?""
@niffTea
@niffTea Жыл бұрын
lurking
@mtbrocket
@mtbrocket Жыл бұрын
Great video. 😊
@glynnaylor7292
@glynnaylor7292 Жыл бұрын
11:30 yay
@DDM81996
@DDM81996 Жыл бұрын
Niff tea is also on youtube. Last video 6 days ago. Niff tea tv is the chanel
@niffTea
@niffTea Жыл бұрын
or just @nifftea
@Potatoincanada201
@Potatoincanada201 4 ай бұрын
15:58 I think you’ve been watching too much anime….
@icyarcanine3992
@icyarcanine3992 10 ай бұрын
At 23:09 it's a 9-11 referance
@Helicard
@Helicard Жыл бұрын
No matter how smooth you shave your RCE, it will be prickly in an hour
@TicketyTy
@TicketyTy Жыл бұрын
Great video
@raznaak
@raznaak Жыл бұрын
Alan!
@VanClark-gb5lu
@VanClark-gb5lu 9 ай бұрын
the ways he avoids getting demonized 😆
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