These bridges will BLOW YOUR MIND in Poly Bridge 3!

Part 13, where we try to build the cheapest bridges possible! Poly Bridge 3 (pb3) is finally here, and with 10 years of professional civil engineering experience, who better than to take you though the brand new poly bridge game!?
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[@liamtremblay1503]

Matt’s bridge are becoming architecture😢 i hope you heal from this phase

[@Nuke-MarsX]

RCE:" its not a phase ,MOM!"

[@nikoleditzler7250]

You had 68 likes and I couldn’t pass up the iconic moment 😮‍💨 and I do hope it’s only a phase

[@Huh_o-o_yay]

Oh god, if RCE doesnt recover… i dont know what ill do

[@blumoogle2901]

Ouch 🔥

[@heinshaaine8153]

See to what dark places the competition has driven him... I love it.

[@matthewtalbot-paine7977]

Spiff drinks Yorkshire gold. He doesn't even take it out of the box he just pours hot water straight in.

[@emmata98]

And the heart infused one, the his Organismzations in Rimworld

[@orangutang5683]

Yorkshire gold is actually class tho

[@that_darkknight9066]

pretty sure Spiff has a tea cooled pc as well, i think it was made by linus

[@TheAgamemnon911]

Oh? I thought he just munches the box whole and downs it with boiling water.

[@dweezil6969]

@@TheAgamemnon911 Who doesn't munch the whole box? What kind of monster only munches part of a box?

[@YouTube]

matt's architectural eye 🐐

[@totei7207]

Indeed 😂

[@Balldontlie1744]

Yoo youtube!

[@getEmi]

ratio

[@dirtracer21d]

Woah, Matt’s big time???

[@Calskidal]

Yoo KZbin

[@dathaniel9403]

It’s a-sway, not ass-way. It’s like adrift.

[@zHan8372]

Yeah lol

[@salemwildfire]

"AZ-WAY" ...*sigh*

[@scottishduck88]

ad-rift? like NiffTea and Maurens?

[@farshnuke]

He worked in drainage as a civil engineer, are we really surprised his mind is in the gutter?

[@SuprSBG]

Ad-rift

[@sloth0jr]

RCE trying to walk back the strongest shape monster he created is hilarious.

[@Smile_OF]

the hexagon? i didnt see that part of the video yet

[@loganhart5678]

Matt pronouncing asway as “az-way” instead of “uh-sway” got me tickled 😂😂

[@Jim-Bagel]

Seems like the word is what’s wrong not RCE

[@ratvey]

"Got me tickled"????

[@mishXY]

@@Jim-Bagel asway from 'to sway'.. Matt is wrong

[@KhanggiTanka]

The Beatles - Eleanor Rigby 17:43 for anyone who wants to know

[@spacekicker4]

Thank you, It was killing me that I couldn't remember the song.

[@harrisonnightingale6600]

All the lonely artatecs

[@emildavidbjerrejrgensen6948]

As a real biologist, I can tell you the plural of sheep is for sure sheeptopusses

[@flimph]

I swear it's sheeplets

[@heinshaaine8153]

As there is only one sheep at many places at the same time at once, there is no need for a plural of sheep.

[@harleyme3163]

as a real english speaking the plural of 1 sheep, 2 sheeps, 100's of sheep..... anyone elase speak proper english... PS you americans dont get to make up words and think ppl arent going to look at you like you Special ed.... KA is a good example, playing scrabble one day that word came up.. so I looked it up... doesn't exist, yet the american scrabble accepted it as a real word. and yes the was an AMerican version of scrabble why do you ask LOL

[@farshnuke]

@@heinshaaine8153 Like the story that there is only one particle of hydrogen pingponging back and forth through time

[@NoahDrawsALot]

@@flimphI could have sworn it was sheeptopi

[@xxSeanVxx]

I feel like to add real value to this game and its levels, the main category should be "reusable". As in the vehicles should be able to do the full trips over and over. So no one time flaps etc

[@opfipip3711]

At least make it a thing like without breaks. So you can filter for non-single-use, and you get a warning when a bridge was single-use. While at it, add a wobbly one. If the streets of a bridge move significantly outside a hydraulic phase, the bridge gets flagged as wobbly.

[@ryroller9394]

The problem with marking things as reusable is that it is difficult to determine what is or isn't reusable automatically

[@manfredmaniek]

​@@ryroller9394I think it would be pretty easy, the game could play the level (internally) a couple of times on the same bridge with next vehicle passes happening a randomised time in between. If a couple of waves pass you can tell it's not a timed cheese.

[@jankoodziej877]

Old bridge building games, before this whole craze started, actually had more vehicles going both ways, sometimes multiple times. I guess some cheese was still possible, but at least in my memories it was all about building solid bridges, no jumping out dangling roads.

[@eclipseeffigy]

I... don't know what y'all are thinking. First of all, you can already play like that if you want to, and many people do. The leaderboards are for a competitive mode. That's their purpose. What do you reckon "reusable" adds to a competitive mode? There's already two variations of lowest budget and there is lowest stress. On top of that, "reusability" MASSIVELY reduces design space for wacky hydraulic, gravity, and spring levels. This other comment that other bridge games were less cheesy in their memory... my man... that's because there was no leaderboard people were competing on, looking for every smallest advantage they can find. I really don't see why y'all think putting an arbitrary restriction on for everyone else to deal with, level-makers, devs, leaderboard chasers, all players, is going to make the game better to casually play. It will change literally nothing! Competitive players will still be competitive and non-leaderboard players will still do what they want, over-engineer or just complete the level or make a pretty bridge, but everyone has less freedom to play how they want.

[@jeremystreckeisen6411]

I demand Tyler and Matt stream together and build bridges for charity, I would pay for the horrible jokes they would both so lovingly make

[@OllieOnFire]

10:54 i think it's pronounced uh-sway, like around, about, it's swaying in a poetic form, aswaying

[@mooron394]

Yeah that sounds right

[@katanah3195]

Is NiffTea a real tea or an RCE meme? I gotta know.

[@nathangamble125]

the touching tips truss is most appropriate bridge design for the map name "make ends meet"

[@AllThingsRuckus]

I like your channel. Also, I don't play this game, but I feel like I am part of the RCE Cult of Engineers. I wish I was smart enough to make it to the most expensive gallery one day.

[@AllThingsRuckus]

And great song today. Elanor Rigby my jam.

[@mooncalf_4534]

Expensive bridges are extremely easy to make lol

[@slippythepenguin1561]

3:57 I love how Matt is probably the only engineer who doesn’t know the plural of sheep

[@KarmaSangheili]

Biological thing; wasn't ever taught. :P

[@newp0rt]

? thats like saying every machinist knows what a pistil is. 2 completely different subjects. when tf would he ever work with sheep in his life lmao.

[@newp0rt]

hes a civil engineer in a city hes probably seen as many sheep as someone born on the moon.

[@a.w.4708]

Yeah, actually sheep is plural of the word shoop

[@Mimi.1001]

@@newp0rt The plural of sheep is something I would imagine British elementary school children learning, it really doesn't seem that specific for me. And if children would know this, you can assume someone with higher education like an engineer would too. But I guess I'm no native speaker, so I wouldn't really know.

[@felixcaskey4193]

13:50 Finally, Min Headroom.

[@fonze5664]

Maurens with the sick burn 😂 Long live the new rivalry!

[@Maurens1]

Got Matt to call me an architect, I see that as a win

[@niffTea]

@@Maurens1 good job :D

[@Maurens1]

@@niffTea heyy it's the real niffTea!

[@niffTea]

@@Maurens1 nice to meet you :) , i like the next coffee burn you created , with the heart under map lol ... i just done a reply to that one ;)

[@Maurens1]

@@niffTea nice to meet you too! I just watched your reply, this is war now (if I get any fun ideas lol)

[@xHarpua]

The damn songs make me grin like an idiot every time. Gotta love the Eleanor Bridgeby cover.

[@victoroliva7521]

Matt: I'll cheer myself up *proceeds to watch giant knob 9:41

[@_eeveeon_]

Spiff would tell you that NiffTea being the best Tea is absolute Slander! Yorkshire Tea Gold, Ladies and Gentlemen! Now that is a fantastic cup of Tea

[@RhombonianKnight]

It never fails to warm the cold, mechanical pump of this engineer's heart to see such efficient designs using strong engineering principles.

[@tommy.eklund]

The technical term ”ka-donk” never gets old

[@Alexander-b7r9b]

3:42 When one of the levels said "RCE is an architect" RCE said "RCE is a WHAT?.......... I BEG YOUR PARDON!" And his character body pops up and is angry, it made me start laughing my a*s off😂😂😂

[@omegahaxors9-11]

I still can't get over the fact he got away with calling himself didlobike.

[@Luckythefoxgamer]

True

[@DarkKen87]

That Dr. Evil was *chef kiss*

[@flameofthephoenix8395]

12:31 Fairly sure you could support the left side using the platform the car starts on.

[@cyborgzambix]

The editor’s comments in the NiffTea ads are the best 😂

[@houdin654jeff]

9:26 “it is not, I resent that! …slander is spoken. When you write it down, it’s called libel.” -J Jonah Jameson

[@kubakielbasa5987]

Spiff loves Yorkshire Gold. The only legit tea a brit would drink.

[@OdinAUT]

Yeah great idea asking Spiff about anything but Yorkshire Tea. I'd rather not get ended by whatever Skyrim character he comes up with next. And even trying to mention coffee...ok that just made me shiver so he's definitely already watching me.

[@captainnitro923]

17:50 banger music, banger remix

[@joehemmann1156]

Loving the creator crossovers. The comment from the editor about being locked in your basement, was that a nod to Simon Whistler and his writers, or did that just come out of your editor's head?

They've been joking about that for a really long time

[@louieberg2942]

a-sway a-walking a-knocking

[@optimistprime2751]

Spiffing brit doesn't drink anything other than yorkshire gold. He praises it to no end. 😂

[@carlosrobledo204]

Amazing job editors 🤣

[@Vagitarian01]

I'm impressed with how many of those high budget builds included rocket ships.

[@sparkselm173]

9:16 "go ask the Spiffing Brit go ask him "oi Spiff is NiffTea the greastest tea ever made?" he will say "yes, 100%"" WRONG! Yorkshire Tea Gold is the greatest tea ever made! Only a dirty, filthy coffee drinker would suggest otherwise.

[@BlackTempleGaurdian]

Fun fact: For the first bridge you don't need jumps, you can just build a bridge and let them hit each other.

[@Maurens1]

9:30 i'm just saying, no editors were harmed in the making of my coffee as far as I know

[@Avocado3699]

Yo i made some bridges shown in the video too

[@Maurens1]

@@Avocado3699 Nice, mine was hardly a bridge lol

[@AnthonyNorris]

RCE should go for the best engineered and least stressed bridges. Using the POWER OF ENGINEERING!!

[@WFLBumara]

I think he's a engineer

[@theresabrown8691]

matt could you plz add these vid to your poly bridge 3 playlist it would help me alot to keep track of those vids and thanks in advance

[@dandown4211]

3:58 I like "sheepi". Implies the singular "SHEEPUS"

[@frenchfrylord5648]

I come for the engineering, but I watch in depth for the editors

[@serketenglish5963]

@TheSpiffingBrit I believe you’ve been slandered. He’s saying that your favorite tea, and the best tea, is Niftea. I am shocked. Shooketh. Even, surprised.

[@shinodinhaa]

We want this splendid british crossover with Spiff

[@chriscrossler]

@Editor: don't worry, you will be allowed one 5 minute call with your family next week

[@The_Nonchalant_Shallot]

3:50 You've never heard of Red Balls? It's an energy drink :D

[@rasmusnielsen5098]

Being called an architect by Matt is like the worst insult known to man😂

[@mrbollion1]

Pronounced 'A--SWAY'

[@kevinbihari]

It is a-sway. Like a-float, or a-drift, or a-mongst. Comes from swaying

[@NowUndefined]

I love this series, I'm so happy I found your channel

[@KainaX122]

Maybe I’m just out of the loop but I was SURE Spiffing Brit was a die-hard Yorkshire Tea Brand tea man

[@regit1202]

only an archetect would go so low to build a dangally bridge like that, good on you RCE

[@stylesrj]

The song this time around reminded me of the Transformers theme... And now Matt should do an engineering version of that! Engineering! Forms that meet the eye! Engineering! Practical in design! The Engineers do battle with the forces of the Architects! Engineers!

[@Captain_FishBeard]

Have a nice day to any one who sees this video. :)

[@eclipseeffigy]

no u >:)

[@brodywurr2271]

That Elanor Rigby went so hard for no reason

[@maggie6152]

Ok, Eleanor Bridgeby caught me off guard. 😂 Hit that sweet spot between comedically half-assed and genuine effort.

[@DORITO919]

0:58 I just realise when the meme came out

[@belugatnt9229]

I’m a architect and I like your bridges 😀

[@XpertEngineer12]

TRAITOR

[@Bel_iscool]

Mr bridge guy next?!?!?!?!?

[@elishmittywerminghanjensen1264]

I applaud the montage as always sir 🤘

[@ethanchen2051]

RCE 21:40 Ideally should all be steel 22:12 Ideally should all be wood

[@Lartalle]

I like the “Eleanor Bridgeby” song

[@hambonejones7231]

I clicked on this video just to say LOL for the thumbnail. Lol Good video too btw.

[@BASITHALI-yc7bb]

Just saying " Absolute Moron" was right there with maurens

[@Richard-xu7kz]

Churck Norris and The Spiffing Brit could build a bridge in polybridge with a negative amount left.

[@robinvonken9975]

Can you use the i am an engineer cover in your timelaps please?

[@Soul-rs6ud]

Love the beatles contrafactum you did

[@dukeboreham2782]

Holy shit, I've finally made it into an RCE video 😀😁 I made the smile bridge at 10:35 😁

[@DatGuy_83]

Coffee over (Niff)Tea!

[@saltiney8578]

I'm sad because its very obvious Matt has put in a ton of work on these songs and he's having fun doing them, and he should do whatever he likes however I have to report that I dont think i'll ever be able to watch the poly bridge 3 series ever again, I've watched most of your other playlists multiple times while lying in bed or while gaming but I dislike the songs enough to have to get out of bed and skip past it. Anyways im sorry to be a downer and your doing fantastically for yourself so don't let me dissuage you especially if you have fun doing them, enjoying your work is very important for your own happyness, I love the channel and will continue to binge watch all your shit over and over along with LGIO and red letter media for years to come.

[@joaofilipesantos7410]

I loved this bridgecover! My favourite to the day!

[@CEOofAvenia]

bros inspired me to become an engineer

[@oDreamCrusher]

What a magnificent parody. Again matt, you have outdone yourself!

[@MoonstoneVR13]

I like someone said RCE is an architect and he got mad at them 😂

[@AlexandarHullRichter]

That's not just a fancy old car. It is a fancy old car WITH NO HORSEPOWER.

[@maxifilip123]

Eleanor Rigby is such a good song

[@idothings6685]

"Jumps are boring" said no one ever.

[@spacebees86]

I try to stay positive on here so I'll say: I'm glad today's song wasn't an ad

[@MrEtanaka]

Bring back the TIMBERBORNERS! Day 2 petition

[@Drnken229]

If all these Top 0.1% players would be our real life Bridge engineers, the whole world would be all Monster Truck jumps and off-ramps like in Speed, monkey bridges for motorcycles

[@Mimi.1001]

Hardly anyone would be able to use some bridges because they are all only made for specific vehicles with the exactly calculated load. Oh, and I guess most bridges would just fail at the slightest weathering, erosion or even gust of wind.

[@Taolan8472]

Coffee is just tea made with roasted beans rather than dried leaves.

[@FluffinHeck]

by the thumbnail I thought we were getting a Tool : "Sober" montage, Truss Me, Truss Me, Truss Me. Oh well, maybe next time

[@RealMooMan]

That parody song was absolutely stunning

[@The_Box_King]

Day 33 of asking Matt to play Mindustry.

[@alon7635]

Zauhb

[@TheNotSoAnonymousMan]

He should

[@yamamotohiromori419]

Hopefully he plays Erekir first, Serpulo thought fun, it's a bit too much

[@gabrielcunha2048]

*dies from childwod nostalogy*

[@enchantedsword123]

Yeah

[@lbunjes]

I absolutely live for the "huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh"

[@TehKazlehoff]

Anchors Asway - the name is a pun from "Anchors Away", a saying in the US Navy, and general nautical term. so... Anchors a Sway, or swaying.

[@izzymyall291]

almost everytime you play this game and watch replays, theres at least one "snake" innit lmao xD

[@N1gxtm4r3]

3:50 Great Balls of fire

[@thelioncub1439]

I studied architecture, went into becoming a building inspector/plans examiner

[@claudetheclaudeqc6600]

that one whit foundation at 8:44 was me lol, I just wanted to make an extremely costly bridge XD

[@nathan22211]

pretty sure if you split the ropes by a node they can handle more

[@karateman1988]

Honestly I'm not usually a fun of the singing bits, but The lovely bridges was a banger.

[@karateman1988]

Now I wanna watch the yellow submarine again. Shit I don't have a VCR anymore...

[@Thelift2013]

imagine a level where there is an army of architects vs an army of engineers... wonder what could go wrong.

[@jonnyblade3234]

It's the Army Corp of Engineers, not Architects

[@Mimi.1001]

If we are talking about actual armies, engineers have a huge advantage (in addition to their usual of course). Or have you ever seen a functioning tank / weapon "designed" by an architect?

[@eoln_]

Song suggestion: Benny bennassi - satisfaction Truss me And then don't truss me Till I can get my Bridge in tension

[@matthewtalbot-paine7977]

"Dangly roads are bad" he says before attempting to make a rope swing

[@joeflemo64]

rope swing is not a dangly bridge

[@Spartan9285]

As a Aussie I can confirm bushells blue label is my favourite tea

[@inferno3197]

It was asway as in afloat, with the verb "swaying" being nouncified

[@Jesse-zk9ge]

Bridge it up, Bridge it up, oh Patty, Patty boy, Bridge it up, Bridge it up, oh Patty, Patty boy, Bridge up, Bridge up, crash! oh Bridge it up, let me tell you why, you need to Bridge it up or people will die, these cars with strong shapes are flying by, if you don't Bridge it up, they're going to crash and burn, oh Bridge it up, Bridge it up, oh Patty, Pattie Boyd, Bridget it up, Bridge it up, oh Patty, Pattie Boyd, Bridge up, Bridge up.

[@rielydavis1130]

8:55 i love this 999.99 for one tea bag 😂