Never Trust a Puppet

A song about a Mother passing on her wisdom to her son
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[@andrewburris4370]

I heard my dad sing a little bit of this and when he started singing this, I just KNEW I had to look it up sometime(because that was the first time I ever heard anyone sing this tune I think), and so, here I am. Thank you dad for bringing light of this now I'm never gonna forget this. XD

[@dumbstuff9951]

I have listened to this song about 50 times and it just gets better I BURNT MY TONGUE

[@Alakazam_Craft]

51?

[@MelaniePageGrabtheLapels]

I watch this before I go to bed. Everyone needs advice before sleeping!

[@Alakazam_Craft]

thanks melanie page, real enlightening. b

[@nbuehster]

Careful, you might wake screaming because you had a nightmare about puppets.

[@gewgulkansuhckitt9086]

I carry two sock puppets everywhere I go. I wear them on my feet though, just to be different.

[@nbuehster]

And you probably hear voices coming from your feet saying "OW! OW! OUCH! OW!".

[@alpaca4902]

I can confirm from experience that everything in this video about what puppets do is true

[@nbuehster]

One creepy thing about puppets he forgot to mention about is that they somehow memorize your voice. And so, when they talk to you, they sound just like you.

[@heathervangiesen2126]

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[@heathervangiesen2126]

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[@heathervangiesen2126]

Just some support. Truth outloud is freedom

[@Heywoodbanks]

These are my Puppet chords, (you can trust them) C g am f c am f g C g am f c am f g c Am em f c Am em f c Am em f c Am em f g

[@Brambles_Seuss]

***** Thank you

[@Brambles_Seuss]

***** He may be untrue! but no matter what a Heywood says I ain't givin' money to you.

[@Brambles_Seuss]

You hit the nail on the head there, haha.

[@TNCelt1]

Heywoodbanks ...love you man! :) You have brought me much joy over the years and my sons David and Mike love you too! Bless you! :)

[@graveeygames]

Thanks broski

[@prismstudios001]

Perfect for the upcoming election season!

[@gabemike8997]

I BURNT MY TOUNGUE I BURNT MY TOUNGUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you have now experenced the random funny magic of Haywood Banks.

[@nbuehster]

*MEME ALERT! MEME ALERT!*

[@Alakazam_Craft]

heywood banks... learn to spell i dot

[@nbuehster]

Another thing about that is I always have to turn the volume up all the way.

[@wilsonwoman3]

My mother passed away this year and your videos are so filled with her type of corny energy that it makes me feel like she's with me. She would have loved this stuff. Thank you for being you and bringing laughter in a dark world!

[@nbuehster]

Did she ever do what Heywood said about in the second verse?

[@SKYDORMER]

I finally found the guy who did Yeah Toast!

[@kevinbriner3811]

You should see him live it's a great show.

[@nergigantegaming8778]

You mean the guy that found his and a quote from him “stairway to Purgatory” lol

[@Alakazam_Craft]

this isnt yeah toast, that is his other masterpiece, learn your facts

[@Enigmarose-e6f]

His butter jesus and the cartoon animals are hilarious too🤣

[@Enigmarose-e6f]

@@Alakazam_Craft

[@DonLivezey]

How is it that I've been around the sun over 60 times and just heard this cleverest and funniest of humans for the first time today?!?? What, have I been living under a rock or something?!? Thank you for the laughs and groans!

[@larrydykes7643]

Whoever wrote this song should be put in home somewhere. (Lauhed so hard it took more than a couple minutes before I could see to type this!)

[@TheLucasViews]

Agreed! The world just would not be as much fun without HB. Keep the hits coming!!

[@kathymain578]

I cannot stop listening to this song.

[@rosieasmrwhispererzephier7021]

I burst out laughing hard till I end up getting dizzy and sick every time I hear this I love Heywood Banks Rodney Carrington and the rest of the comedian singers I also love the Bob and Tom show

[@ramonaconley657]

I know I'm weird but I find this song so funny!

[@chloquette553]

catch me singing this to my kids like its lullaby

[@drzirkle]

I don't know how this video doesn't have a million views. Genius!

[@Estonius]

Creative and funny!

[@vanessawhitneypro]

Brilliant. Grant Baciocco sent me. 😂🎶

[@JeremyChildress]

This is comedy gold!

[@dbentleyto95]

H. Banks is a genius for sure, this is one of my favorites. Also, Big Butter Jesus, and of course, Toast. And I almost forgot, the Taser Song...He's hilarious.

[@ramonaconley657]

One of my favorite songs.

[@cenmarr]

I'm hoping for a Koch -Rove- Romney video for this song!

[@GrouchyOldBear7]

Thanks for the video. I enjoyed it.

[@Benderrules78]

This guy is such a legend,thanks for the good laughs.

[@bobturley8053]

I love your songs

[@alexritz]

I love this song! 🤣

[@carissajb2955]

I heard this on Bob and Tom this morning! I need more!

[@cameron-xq8rt]

Me to

[@the_crazzed_bacon_in_his_n4259]

Thank you Haywood, I now know the truth about puppets. Protect and serve and all that bs

[@TheGr0nch]

+💎Mr.Antimatter.

[@nbuehster]

Puppets are almost as creepy as clowns and mimes. Another creepy thing about puppets that he didn't mention is that they somehow memorize your voice. And so, when they talk to you, they sound just like you. I have nightmares about that. *(NOT!!!)*

[@TwilightStorm]

Lol. Ok you're unfortunately officially on my fantasy football team. Forgot about this one

[@Juleesuz]

It NEVER gets old!

[@12endit]

61 people are like, "This isn't a laughing matter, puppets are like that!"

[@nbuehster]

It isn't a laughing matter, and puppets are like that. Another creepy thing about puppets that he didn't mention is that they somehow memorize your voice. And so, when they talk to you, they sound just like you. I have nightmares about that. *(NOT!!!)*

[@DaytonDistrictRailfan]

Lol now it's 93

[@nbuehster]

@@DaytonDistrictRailfan 98

[@nbuehster]

103 More and more people are taking this seriously.

[@taylordavis6089]

Love you heywood

[@lowbudgetgayp8470]

I heard these on Spotify I didn’t think this is what you looked like. But 👍

[@JimBrenneman]

Genius at work.

[@phoenixash7647]

Amazing video you are so talented I love this song and the toast song

[@TheBudgetAquarist]

Ahhh the genius of Heywood Banks.

[@andyharman3022]

Sez Heywood at the start of the video: "This song is a little odd." The man's a genius with a gift for understatement.

[@Alakazam_Craft]

ok

[@jaobnp]

I am crying with laughter!!!!

[@nbuehster]

And soon you'll be crying with fear when your aunt chases you around the house with a lamb puppet on her hand, screaming "I BURNT MY TONGUE, I BURNT MY TONGUE!!!".

[@wesleyrexroth6709]

I just about wet myself. My wife just don't get it...may have to get rid of her(LOL). Punjab. Cat got dead etc. Gems every single one. Thanks Heywood making the world a better place... one crazy song at a time!!

[@nbuehster]

The world would definitely be a better place if he had a bulldozer.

[@Animatronicbear]

I think I just peed myself- this nut is hysterical!!!!

[@stevewondering6311]

the feels...

[@LibraryMacabre]

“I BURNT MY TONGUE I BURNT MY TONGUE!!!!!!!!”

[@gergolaky3624]

I forgot what is this

[@MasterTiarnan]

Love to have hing sing this duet with like birney spears or something

[@jeremychildress8701]

I also had a traumatic puppet experience growing up.😳😕

[@Treychik]

I'm literally crying! Thanks :)

[@NatureGirl448]

I BURNT MY TONGUE, I BURNT MY TONGUE!!! THAT IS GENIUS! XDXD

[@nbuehster]

*MEME ALERT! MEME ALERT!* Another thing about that is I always have to turn the volume up all the way.

[@cricket700612]

I soiled myself listening to this...stuck in shore traffic. You owe me $9 in dry cleaning...and $99 for me to get my car detailed!!! LOL

[@coolaboola1046]

Made ma laugh out loud. You've a fan in Ireland. If you ever come over for a show I'll be there

[@Heywoodbanks]

Coola Boola Glad you found me! I am working up an Irishy set with Trauma to the Groin, Snakes cant drive stick,Me mothers gigantic Brassier,and When theres a game at Notre Dame!

[@coolaboola1046]

I look forward to hearing those :) Love your work

[@Heywoodbanks]

You are a marketing genius Mr Patel!

[@shaneisquaking4375]

Heywoodbanks So are u saying I shouldn't trust my puppet collection? o_o

[@amandagrainger6276]

Awesome Anime Girl RUN FROM YOUR PUPPETS O-O

[@shaneisquaking4375]

Amanda Grainger I BURNT THEM 2 HOURS AGO I SWEAR ONE MOVED.

[@amandagrainger6276]

Awesome Anime Girl Never trust dolls either burn them too if you didnt

[@pieddebiche3171]

Heywoodbanks anb who is the YEAH TOAST

[@nothosaur]

"And, one night when I was asleep, the puppet ran away....." Great cover story, mom.

[@fuzzfacelogic789]

For a moment there I was expecting... 'Puppets are really hard'.

[@chaosmastermind]

This also applies to corporations and governments.

[@insaninater5154]

Any possibility of getting a studio version of this?

[@adrianakuzmikova1697]

I love this song! :) is it possible to get this version without all the laughter and background noise?

[@jcnash02]

Adriana Kuzmikova I’m pretty sure that would be impossible. This is hilarious.

[@mrgiggles6716]

.... Now i know where my mom got this song from.

[@thebestdefenderinsplatalot6319]

yeah I don't know why but I always have to replay it

[@tifanyeldridge5969]

I heard this song on Bob and Tom this morning. Funniest shit ever.

[@natebaldwin7177]

AWSOMLY HALLIRIOUS

[@kallistaklages6815]

I absolutely lost it when I herd that part

[@nbuehster]

If you mean 2:44, that's a meme now.

[@thebestdefenderinsplatalot6319]

i like that part a lot

[@beesokay]

This would fit in perfectly as an I Think You Should Leave sketxh

[@dcoar99]

Thanks.

[@kt9166]

On a steek!

[@TheDevstar2000]

Puppets; They get you every time. lol

[@nbuehster]

I know. They're almost as creepy as clowns and mimes.

[@astarothosullivan3099]

@@nbuehster Imagine a mime clown puppet.

[@nbuehster]

@@astarothosullivan3099 I believe there's already a movie about that called "It". :D Another creepy thing about puppets is that they somehow memorize your voice. And so, when they talk to you, they sound just like you. I have nightmares about that. *(NOT!!!)*

[@Alakazam_Craft]

HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEYWOOD, WHERE IS THE FLIPPIN TOASTER

[@GShumway132]

good work

[@nbuehster]

2:44 Heywood Banks.created a meme.

[@tuvoca825]

Commander Data meets Colonel Saunders. You're welcome and you can use this. :)

[@keetonfoust]

we need a tutorial for this.!

[@michellecrook4488]

Puppet whispers: hey Bethany I got to tell ya something. Bethany: yea? Puppet screams: I BURNT MA TOUNGE I BURNT MA TOUNGE!!!

[@nbuehster]

LMAO

[@Nantorias]

I BURNT MY TOUNGE I BURNT MY TOUNGE..........................................never trust a puppet XD i totally died at that part

[@nbuehster]

*MEME ALERT! MEME ALERT!*

[@Alakazam_Craft]

HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY

[@bubbleyolooo2_787]

Hilarious listen to it in school reactions in the class where lol

[@insanitygaming6612]

+Ryan Cole right funny when u did it every bodies reaction doe

[@forrestgreen8110]

Hey, would banks be open today?

[@nbuehster]

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[@chandra3654]

I'll never look at a puppet the same

[@Ghalaghor_McAllistor]

What about dolls and action figures?

[@anthonymichalak8235]

Try out for amerias got talent.

[@twinshlee]

If you don't believe Heywood, ask the little boys that trusted elmo...

[@shomdenny7702]

laughed so hard I peed myself

[@ProfessorStuDDS]

LOL nice.

[@TheKodomoneko]

So this means Elmo has been deceiving me this whole time!? O.O *goes and hides in a dark corner*

[@nbuehster]

He's a "muppet". Those are different than puppets.

[@ImThe5thKing]

Does anyone know the chords he's playing from 1:10 to 1:40?

[@burreattoe]

I can see this song on Dead Slience

[@TheJeepgirl333]

LOL...ahahahahah...still laughing...hehehe

[@thomasfoster5200]

I just wanna know where the puppet went

[@matthewhutton8275]

I'm behind you.

[@TheGr0nch]

I BURN'T MA TUNG I BURN'T MA TUNG

[@nbuehster]

*MEME ALERT! MEME ALERT!*

[@nbuehster]

"I want to play kind of an odd song for you." You mean none of your other songs are "odd"? lol PS. I totally know what you mean about puppets. They're almost as creepy as clowns and mimes. :D Another creepy thing about puppets is that they somehow memorize your voice. And so, when they talk to you, they sound just like you. I have nightmares about that. *(NOT!!!)*

[@duncanbaumgarten3668]

He's like the guy version of Phoebe Buffay!!

[@shaneisquaking4375]

Duncan Baumgarten Oh doess he now? I think we all realized that

[@brittanyrau3968]

Duncan Baumgarten oh my goddd yessss!! 😂

[@adrianakuzmikova1697]

except the fact that Phoebe Buffay CANNOT sing even if her life depended on it and he is a decent singer...

[@elliotharrington8525]

Damn hasn't uploaded in years...R.I.P

[@samhunt1958]

they sit sit in the fridge and stock you when ur not loooking

[@samhunt1958]

lel

[@nbuehster]

And, when they're just sitting on the shelf in your room they watch everything you do. And they know what you dream about when you're sleeping.

[@ng517]

Me not have puppets

[@stephpilbeam7040]

Hmmmm in the literal AND figurative sense

[@rzddi]

i think i peed myself laughing

[@nbuehster]

You *think* you did? There's an easy way to find out if you did or you didn't.

[@ng517]

Baby deer: how dare you

[@jacobeaglebear4661]

2.44 best part lol :D

[@nbuehster]

*MEME ALERT! MEME ALERT!*

[@gergolaky3624]

Why was this famous?

[@sha11235]

Tell Jim Henson and Jeff Dunham this.

[@nbuehster]

Shari Lewis

[@theskiesahead795]

why does the guitar music sound so much like Re: Your Brains song

[@Heywoodbanks]

Retro never heard of them. Maybe they are fans!

[@kallistaklages6815]

I BURNT MY TOUNGE I BURNT MY TOUNGE!!!!!!