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[@Heywoodbanks]

A pallet of thermometers at the Costco in toledo ohio Costco is a huge store where you buy things in bulk.

[@stevenmanchester2104]

Kinda like Sams Club.

[@janetmoran1495]

Thanks for being on this earth the same time I am.😂

[@orestodomundo6652]

@@janetmoran1495 😂

[@KATZMANISGOD]

I had this stuck in my head for literally an entire eight hour shift. I love the hell out of ya Heywood lol

[@Heywoodbanks]

Hey Dylan I dont add a laugh track on my songs! Its people ACTUALLY laughing at the songs which is the goal when playing at comedy clubs! Ps I did add in the waitresses walking back and forth in front of me!

[@goldfisher15]

Haha! Your a fucking genius!

[@jamesmoisson]

hasshe shashishter?

[@kevinmcdonald6106]

LOVE IT.

[@orianaspiderowl769]

Heywoodbanks I got it! I just had ta get the timing of the tongue twister. I. AM. AWESOME. I CAME. I SAW. I CORRECTLY PRONOUNCED. Boom baby~♡

[@cricket700612]

Maybe I'm mistaken, but his range of singing skills is just about magical. No one can do this without being totally dedicated to their craft. Thank you!

[@nishbrown]

You are not mistaken. He is a gift to the world.

[@PaulM-j7b]

let's get that highway built!😆

[@GreekGod128]

We LOVE Heywood when he comes through Cedar Rapids Iowa. I've had the pleasure of interviewing him a couple of times and he NEVER fails to get the laughter tears flowing. Freakin' GENIUS!

[@Heywoodbanks]

My Cds are at Heywoodbanks.com or Itunes

[@seymoorepoone9512]

God gave this man talent and he chose to be silly with it. That’s the best kind of person right there folks.

[@Heywoodbanks]

Wow Mr Stricklin! I can't believe someone finally saw thru my ruse! You are so right that this isnt a low budget video shoot at a comedy club show! But actually a high dollar cinematic conspiracy! It was filmed at the sound stage where they faked the moon landing,those arent waitresses walking back and forth but are members of the Bilderberg Committee and I am actually standing on a 9foot grassy knoll to make me look 15 feet tall! Your Pal Heywood(sad fakeman) Banks

[@thatoneguy1979]

Oh the conspiracy!! Haha! I love when you are on Bob and Tom. Keep up the good work Heywood!

[@bryanburke7947]

I knew it....... lol. Haywood. My all time favorite Songsmith.

[@janetwilhelm4435]

I love ya!

[@cricket700612]

Genius. Also, his creativity is only bordered by his singing and guitar skills. Many thanks!!!

[@pattibrown1887]

I love this guy. First time hearing this. Hilarious.

[@beckyf9860]

This is my FAVE! Well…along with Toast, Wiper Blades, Big Butter Jesus, Feminine Hygiene…the list goes on. Crazy fun for the whole family. We just love listening to Heywood & had the pleasure of meeting him in Peoria, IL at the Jukebox Comedy Club. What a genuinely nice guy…and he has proven that ANYTHING can be funny…(and without swearing!!)

[@thescholarsjourney661]

Dude I TOTALLY forgot about WIper Blades!

[@cricket700612]

This man channels all my everything... It's all good. It's all about fun!

[@randyschroering7351]

always loved hearing you on theBob and Tom show and saw you live a few times never disappointed

[@tomcox22]

Just now heard of this guy- he is great

[@DiegoDiaz-nz6ud]

Heywood bands is my favorite comedian/musician ever! He's so cool!

[@brettfraley5496]

Saw you perform at Century Center in South Bend, IN when I was around 10 - 12 years old. I'm 33 now! Still listening!

[@bubzilla6137]

Man, I still haven't found a single song or set of this man that i didn't absolutely love! This one will likely be stuck in my head for a few days because it's just so catchy and fun to try singing. Emphasis on "try" because he's the expert, not me. Haha! 🤣😂

[@billlantz8751]

Saw him in Shelbyville Indiana a while back. Loved his stand up but was really impressed with him as a musician

[@LadyElvan]

Thank the gods there's something wrong with you Heywood Banks! *giggle*

[@jeffkoehncomedy2370]

Been a huge fan of Heywood all the way back to the early 90s when I saw him live at the old Funny Business in Madison! Even gave him one of my crazy neckties after his show (he must’ve thought I was crazy). Anyway, glad to see and hear him still crushing with his genius comedy!!!

[@ttiesnbeer]

My 1 & 2 year old's are now addicted to your music. Not sure if I should be happy or scared :)

[@addictivenesswhite7803]

Awe I'm from Ohio and I love this lol great stuff

[@Heywoodbanks]

Hey Fabiano Thank you so much! I thought you sounded familiar! I love italy!I have 75,100 year old framed photos of Venice on my stairway.Ciao!

[@lynngriffin2953]

I love that man,a long time fan ...I gotta see haywood live sometime

[@emptywallzman]

I like you man. You make some funny stuff and you don't take shit from anyone. Good on you! :)

[@jenellsolo4018]

I'll save you a space at the Costco, my good Sir! Another laugh riot, and you have joined the Toledo Club of Comics who have made a jab at the Glass City. Or the Toledo Scales. Either way, we have a good sense of humor, but we have literally nothing open after hours. We know how to bore your glass to sleep. I never did find Carlin's Toledo Windowbox, but who needs it, really? Love ya Heywood!!!

[@jameskonkle7794]

You're absolutely nuts!!! 😅😅😅😂😂😂lol

[@dr.richardzeile4658]

What a great succession of random thoughts! (Reflecting real life)

[@spooky7542]

Timeless

[@Slman51]

To Funny! Love your mix of stuff!!

[@captainjack6758]

Considering how much he talks about the dentist, this would make great background music at a dentist's office.

[@andrealieber2923]

Love your music Heywoodbanks!!! loved it for years

[@fabydima79]

Heywoodbanks in person? WOW. Do you know Roberto Benigni.. Was born not far from my house. Think I'm the first italian to share your video on Facebook. Well, I'm proud of it, sir. You're a GENIUS!

[@RuneScapeQuestMaster]

I’ve wanted this since I was a kid had dreams of taking a bus to Hawaii

[@francisrandall2108]

Silly stuff love it

[@carol-lb4fy]

absolutely entertaining!! thanks for posting. I heard it on bob and tom a long time ago.

[@mamafett6320]

PLEASE COME TO TERRE HAUTE IT WOULD MAKE ME SO HAPPY

[@sarahgarner6006]

Yo, you are soooo funny! How much do you get paid? How are you so funny, its like you feel off planet funny.

[@sarahgarner6006]

no offence tho..... you know i just play too much

[@sarahgarner6006]

(BTW, i am not black, i just talk like a black person because all my friends are law abiding black gangsters!)

[@sarahgarner6006]

but no offence to black people, i am related to you since we all came from Adam and Eve

[@rocketg4360]

Dude, the end of the ohio-whatever Clint Eastwood part- end it with, "make my day." It totally fits! Also, lots and lots of venues in kalamazoo that would love to have you! I would come see the show.

[@yeetz_perry1v16]

Rocket G I’m from Kalamazoo how the wings doing

[@rocketg4360]

@yeetz_perry1v16 Greetings from the future! The answer for the last four years is, "kind of okay." They had about as many Ws as Ls and covid was in the middle. I think they've changed coaches and leagues about three times.

[@tadbarnes1499]

Oh to be a kid in 4th grade and hear this again for the first time 😂

[@isaiahtheraccoon8928]

Yeah, I wish there was a road to Hawaii from Idaho, too :(

[@wrdtoyomother]

just found you, great stuff : )

[@darualid]

Omg this is amazing . Thank you lol

[@randomeddie185]

they should pick him to be the next celebrity colonel sanders.

[@tonyh4938]

Anyone know the guitar chords? Looks like a C and maybe a G in there, but I could be wrong.

[@donthr]

Greetings from Germany!!!

[@RuneScapeQuestMaster]

Dude this song relatable

[@cunijoeme]

SO MUCH COMPRESSION!!!!!!!!!!! JESUS

[@dalebrown8405]

makes me want a road trip the dentist is pretty damn funny

[@Kodacka]

Come to livonia

[@rja12]

Brilliant mind

[@VeryBeowulf]

Where can I buy all your music?

[@pattibrown1887]

You spelled it wrong. It's heywoodbanks.com :)

[@Hooozyer]

I like the lock jaw verse

[@toughestredneck5003]

My favorite parts are the dentist but and Clint Eastwood

[@beaut-ful-d-saster]

Try saying ohioiowaidahohawaii five times fast. It's a pretty good tongue twister!

[@toddseals2792]

Now you know why Bob and Tom says the Geinious of Haywood Banks.

[@DeWaalz]

Sing along now!!

[@blaineclark]

Now I know why Hawaii has an Interstate highway. It finally makes sense.

[@thespecialneedsgroup]

Owyhee County isn't good enough for you?

[@rappler32]

This is crowd work down to the crevices. i.e. midwest participation

[@orestodomundo6652]

lmao this is a badass tuneeee!

[@Bluelew777]

yep

[@RuneScapeQuestMaster]

This is a big dream of mine don’t knock it it would make plenty of jobs just to vacation

[@STG-66]

I Lol'd! :)

[@GordoFabulous]

If you're having trouble singing along, emphasize the "h"s.

[@neilladd5799]

Say that five times fast, or even once.

[@aydaalbrecht1567]

Fixed by Me!!!

[@Hooozyer]

I love this goofy ridiculous song.

[@Hooozyer]

I still love this ridiculous song

[@nbuehster]

Sorry, but the dentist one always makes me gag.

[@brettvalentine1743]

this should be Joe Bidens campaign theme song

[@fabydima79]

Sorry does anybody speak italian here? Can you translate from 1:35 to 1:39??? Pleaaaase!!!!

[@deltasquad62]

I hope now you realize how stupid this comment is 😂 I don't think Heywood knows Italian

[@daytondawson027]

i hate the dentist.....

[@EnlightnMe48]

😂

[@Hooozyer]

so stupid it's genius

[@mrdylanwintle]

I love your music but please, please please drop the laughtrack. It's kind of the comedian/singer equivalent of having friends painted on a wall in your living room.

[@Heywoodbanks]

Its just recorded live, no laugh track

[@gailfinke8318]

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

[@sjustice835]

he just named all the most three boring state to drive thru obviously you guys have never driven through Ohio or I but I was was the worst talk about corn corn corn and more corny

[@darualid]

Omg this is amazing . Thank you lol