Never Trust Anyone

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penguinz0

penguinz0

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@ryanrodriguez4535
@ryanrodriguez4535 3 жыл бұрын
Has no one mentioned the girl saying “I only do it on days when the crime rate is low”? Is she the joker? How does she know when crime is happening every day?
@ltb1345
@ltb1345 3 жыл бұрын
She's the mafia boss. Her seduction of an officer must've been part of a larger goal.
@DeusEx3
@DeusEx3 3 жыл бұрын
@@ltb1345 they should hire you to write for them
@davidpereira5969
@davidpereira5969 3 жыл бұрын
She kindly asked the police officer what are the days with low crime rate last time she called them
@OrigamiAhsoka
@OrigamiAhsoka 3 жыл бұрын
Weirdly enough it’s actually something you can really easily google, it’s usually just an average of past crime on each day
@anarchistathena
@anarchistathena 3 жыл бұрын
I only do crime on weekends. I have to work during the week.
@RyoKasai25
@RyoKasai25 3 жыл бұрын
I love how she committed a federal offense in front of a police officer and she doesn't get arrested for it, instead she gets the date she wanted.
@markwage2209
@markwage2209 3 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/oXnJh3mBatiobdU CHARLIE EXPOSED
@xbox-uwnv6200
@xbox-uwnv6200 3 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/q52ViKyLd7pqjrM ..
@mordiiy
@mordiiy 3 жыл бұрын
i wouldn't work
@Back_Day_Barbarian
@Back_Day_Barbarian 3 жыл бұрын
m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/qYXGlaOanMZrepY
@Nikocado.Avocado
@Nikocado.Avocado 3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@djfanelli
@djfanelli 3 жыл бұрын
"Oh my god, you raped my daughter!" Moral of the story: Game of Thrones season 8 is bad
@cpt.martinwalker6268
@cpt.martinwalker6268 3 жыл бұрын
😭😭😭😭
@xbox-uwnv6200
@xbox-uwnv6200 3 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/q52ViKyLd7pqjrM
@voidpope
@voidpope 3 жыл бұрын
You've made my day oh wise one
@danielnidhiry5796
@danielnidhiry5796 3 жыл бұрын
that is not a moral that is common sense
@harlyes
@harlyes 3 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@chongyun_
@chongyun_ 3 жыл бұрын
“Never fear rejection. The worst someone can say is no.” “Hey I like you” “Ew”
@MrLive4one
@MrLive4one 3 жыл бұрын
Worst is losing 50/50 on hard pity
@SIRHOPP3R
@SIRHOPP3R 3 жыл бұрын
Hi chongyun
@solohymbloodborne5406
@solohymbloodborne5406 3 жыл бұрын
Xingqiu say that?
@Shadowtopia69
@Shadowtopia69 3 жыл бұрын
"Please leave me alone!!!"
@penguiscool2334
@penguiscool2334 3 жыл бұрын
@@aertix2635 I lost the 50/50 and grinded my soul away to get back to pity and roll baal, beta male grind-set
@SuperWiiBros08
@SuperWiiBros08 3 жыл бұрын
I hope the next episodes are titled something even crazier like: "Depressed man discovers an alternate timeline hidden in his closet, ending will shock you" or something crazy sci-fi shit
@urmum2928
@urmum2928 3 жыл бұрын
Narnia
@BreadLoeuf
@BreadLoeuf 3 жыл бұрын
I remember Charlie did review a dhar mann clone like that. can't remember its name for the life of me, but it was usually fantasy or sci-fi related.
@biothrust5767
@biothrust5767 3 жыл бұрын
@@BreadLoeuf Zvoid studios?
@BreadLoeuf
@BreadLoeuf 3 жыл бұрын
@@biothrust5767 | Yeah looks like the one. Was thinking of this vid when writing the comment: kzbin.info/www/bejne/jaetg4WrhrhgnKc
@teigancarter93
@teigancarter93 3 жыл бұрын
Sounds like 11.22.63
@danielcuchallocruz6986
@danielcuchallocruz6986 3 жыл бұрын
My friends would be like: "Where's Daniel?" "I dont know" "Oh, anyway"
@msiekoes4575
@msiekoes4575 3 жыл бұрын
Bruh same
@狗馬鈴薯香腸西諾普
@狗馬鈴薯香腸西諾普 3 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/o2XUiaWJdt9sfK8 . .
@failixgo
@failixgo 3 жыл бұрын
I'd miss you Daniel 😓
@bussin234
@bussin234 3 жыл бұрын
Industrial society be like😳
@oddy5967
@oddy5967 3 жыл бұрын
ok
@PhantomHostLive
@PhantomHostLive 3 жыл бұрын
"Man murders his wife and kids" Moral of the story: Look both ways when crossing the street.
@madlad6872
@madlad6872 3 жыл бұрын
😂
@deeznuts4302
@deeznuts4302 3 жыл бұрын
😳😳
@rayyanisdumdum5798
@rayyanisdumdum5798 3 жыл бұрын
"man got arrested for tax evasion" moral of the story: don't do drugs kids.
@fyretnt
@fyretnt 2 жыл бұрын
@@rayyanisdumdum5798 maybe the drugs led to tax evasion
@kengiro0599
@kengiro0599 2 жыл бұрын
The moral co7ld actually fit that video
@marsmurderer9868
@marsmurderer9868 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine if at the end of Saw some cop popped up and said "the message of this movie was a true friend will always stand by you."
@狗馬鈴薯香腸西諾普
@狗馬鈴薯香腸西諾普 3 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/o2XUiaWJdt9sfK8 .
@CMYX
@CMYX 2 жыл бұрын
lmfaooo
@Vulnresati
@Vulnresati 2 жыл бұрын
Jigsaw takes off his mask and is like "kids, make sure you have someone you can trust."
@lockerbuddy2039
@lockerbuddy2039 2 жыл бұрын
I love that Saw is a series almost ENTIRELY built on a lack of trust so the message could SORTA work there
@DistractedGlobeGuy
@DistractedGlobeGuy 2 жыл бұрын
@@Vulnresati Billy the Marionette just wheels out on his little trike and says _"kids, don't be afraid ta go ta ya teachas, ya priests, ya ministas, ya mams, ya dads, ya Rabbis! 'Cause if ya inject da marijuanas, ya go ta Hell befoah ya die!"_
@Overly_Hydrated
@Overly_Hydrated 3 жыл бұрын
I’ll never understand the whole “Your pregnant, so we’re kicking you out” parent reaction. I’d be pissed, but I’m not kicking anyone out like geez.
@thebowler5506
@thebowler5506 3 жыл бұрын
Big Sad
@kittensoundwave3480
@kittensoundwave3480 3 жыл бұрын
Funny, they throw away all those years of "love" and parenting for that. If anything they should have been raised better and with more care. As if in 5-10 more years they won't be having a grandkid anyway. You can't control it down to the year if it isn't you. Real pathetic really. Especially considering a lot of "parents" who act this way probably had their kid at 15 and 16.
@imunmire
@imunmire 3 жыл бұрын
I got kicked out at 15/16 I’m a dude tho lol
@anarchistathena
@anarchistathena 3 жыл бұрын
"Aight, no problem. Let me just grab a hanger real quick. We live in Texas."
@19gOfchai
@19gOfchai 3 жыл бұрын
If your kid gets pregnant at a young age how could you kid them out. That means you failed your job as a parent
@kombuchas4684
@kombuchas4684 3 жыл бұрын
Whoever played the mother in that pregnancy skit did a really good job. Her acting is way better than you'd expect.
@JediMasterBaiter
@JediMasterBaiter 3 жыл бұрын
Especially when she grabbed the knife. Pure gold.
@daroldcarold3443
@daroldcarold3443 Жыл бұрын
And when she got away with a federal crime. Pure gold
@ashary9675
@ashary9675 Жыл бұрын
​@@daroldcarold3443who cares, if I get to kill a pedo I don't mind a few years in.
@chadrickbasedman6686
@chadrickbasedman6686 Жыл бұрын
i know i was just sitting here thinking "damn this shits way better than dhar mann" 💀
@ChokataLatt3
@ChokataLatt3 8 ай бұрын
i think the acting in this channel is much better
@gibbro-j7f
@gibbro-j7f 3 жыл бұрын
"my name is Ryan and I'm a police officer." A typical interaction with law enforcement
@狗馬鈴薯香腸西諾普
@狗馬鈴薯香腸西諾普 3 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/o2XUiaWJdt9sfK8 . .
@davidpereira5969
@davidpereira5969 3 жыл бұрын
He said that exactly how an npc whould, that's the best part
@Adrian-dl9nb
@Adrian-dl9nb 3 жыл бұрын
Screenwriter: okay, let me tell you a bit about your character. Your name is Ryan and you're a police officer. Actor: say no more
@zypper7213
@zypper7213 3 жыл бұрын
These stories feel EXACTLY like live action reenactments of those choose your own adventure style mobile games like Episode, Chapter, etc.
@狗馬鈴薯香腸西諾普
@狗馬鈴薯香腸西諾普 3 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/o2XUiaWJdt9sfK8 .
@Sopjies
@Sopjies 3 жыл бұрын
Completely accurate
@zypper7213
@zypper7213 3 жыл бұрын
@Nick Gurr I've never actually used any of them, my only exposure is from their ads, but that's fair lol
@kurootetsuro9342
@kurootetsuro9342 3 жыл бұрын
episodes acc good tho fr not like those ads
@DistractedGlobeGuy
@DistractedGlobeGuy 2 жыл бұрын
Or Jack Chick's Christian Hellfire comics but with better dialogue.
@Lawlsomedude
@Lawlsomedude 3 жыл бұрын
Woman: I stalked you for months to find out your shift schedule, studied the crime rates in the area, pretended my place was robbed and called in a fake robbery just so I could see you again. Cop: Let's go get dinner.
@狗馬鈴薯香腸西諾普
@狗馬鈴薯香腸西諾普 3 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/o2XUiaWJdt9sfK8 . .
@eg816
@eg816 3 жыл бұрын
the story with the pregnant daughter was oddly a relief that she didn't side with the husband
@connoc5078
@connoc5078 3 жыл бұрын
"I'm kicking you out of the house because you are pregnant" "Now I'm going to pretend I care about you".
@nathanielheywood137
@nathanielheywood137 3 жыл бұрын
The story: Drunk Guy Bumps Into Best Friend On Accident The moral: Don't trust anyone, everyone wants to kill you.
@aster_ISK
@aster_ISK 3 жыл бұрын
Sigma grindset
@mellonhead9568
@mellonhead9568 3 жыл бұрын
@@aster_ISK sigma grindset blame underage sex on drunkeness
@udonnauchegbu2018
@udonnauchegbu2018 3 жыл бұрын
I just kept laughing at this one.
@CherryDKaya
@CherryDKaya 3 жыл бұрын
Story: serial killer kidnaps women Moral: friends r cool
@Heheheha-sh5zh
@Heheheha-sh5zh 11 ай бұрын
Bro the average Perry the platypus subplot is pretty much don’t trust anyone
@cocoman281
@cocoman281 3 жыл бұрын
“Dad finds out his 5year old daughter committed numerous war crimes in the former Republic of Yugoslavia-Ending will shock you!” Moral of the story, don’t let your dreams be dreams
@狗馬鈴薯香腸西諾普
@狗馬鈴薯香腸西諾普 3 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/o2XUiaWJdt9sfK8 . .
@SigmaSyndicate
@SigmaSyndicate 3 жыл бұрын
Ah, yes, Saga of Tanya the Evil
@kgkomrin
@kgkomrin 3 жыл бұрын
Who knew a office worker in a small girl's body would turn the tides of war
@shinymetagross1666
@shinymetagross1666 3 жыл бұрын
@@SigmaSyndicate Hey, she never *actually* committed war crimes. Everything she did was technically allowed.
@Demonically_Inspired
@Demonically_Inspired 2 жыл бұрын
@@shinymetagross1666 thats the whole fucking show "technically not a warcrime"
@reduxdev
@reduxdev 3 жыл бұрын
Vid Chronicles be like: * boyfriend kills girlfriend because she was fat * moral of the story: try not to be so fat
@j4y167
@j4y167 3 жыл бұрын
Pretty solid moral
@hurtcobain3282
@hurtcobain3282 3 жыл бұрын
Moral of the story: don’t eat cream cheese on a Sunday
@legalza0843
@legalza0843 3 жыл бұрын
Nah the moral would be something like “never let anyone make you feel down”
@ashleybrooke2087
@ashleybrooke2087 3 жыл бұрын
Or never trust skinny people. Make them eat fatty foods to establish loyalty.
@raffareis
@raffareis 3 жыл бұрын
"Account for all knives in the house. Always."
@Staplegun
@Staplegun 3 жыл бұрын
7:57 "My name is Ryan, I'm a police officer." lmao I don't know why this is so funny to me.
@Bouch1018
@Bouch1018 3 жыл бұрын
Moral of the story: If a tragedy happens in your kids lives, make sure to do everything you can to leave them essentially orphaned while you’re in prison forever.
@leonwalsh190
@leonwalsh190 3 жыл бұрын
Very realistic the police officer calmly talks to lady running at him with a knife
@shaheenshaikh8368
@shaheenshaikh8368 3 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/l5fEdqCjjsurftU
@xbox-uwnv6200
@xbox-uwnv6200 3 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/q52ViKyLd7pqjrM
@狗馬鈴薯香腸西諾普
@狗馬鈴薯香腸西諾普 3 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/o2XUiaWJdt9sfK8 .
@Harew0lf
@Harew0lf 3 жыл бұрын
Then asks the guy who raped her son if she’s lying 🤣
@Harew0lf
@Harew0lf 3 жыл бұрын
@Mëïstër Ëmm we’re not just making videos, we’re changing lives 🤩
@GFuelEnergy
@GFuelEnergy 3 жыл бұрын
These scenarios are outta pocket
@codgod5238
@codgod5238 3 жыл бұрын
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@codgod5238
@codgod5238 3 жыл бұрын
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@codgod5238
@codgod5238 3 жыл бұрын
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@codgod5238
@codgod5238 3 жыл бұрын
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@codgod5238
@codgod5238 3 жыл бұрын
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@BrentTV
@BrentTV 3 жыл бұрын
How can I trust you to not trust anyone if you’re giving me advice that I should trust?
@rayman4976
@rayman4976 3 жыл бұрын
Omg kzbin.info/www/bejne/jnybZqykerSVo5I . .
@rayman4976
@rayman4976 3 жыл бұрын
Omg kzbin.info/www/bejne/jnybZqykerSVo5I . .
@bruv1835
@bruv1835 3 жыл бұрын
@@rayman4976 HAHAHAHA JACKSEPTICEYES DAD IS ROTTING IN 🔥👹👹 FOR ENTERNITY #DESERVED
@DoggoBro1
@DoggoBro1 3 жыл бұрын
I hate these bots
@Skelterbane69
@Skelterbane69 3 жыл бұрын
Commenting to break eye contact from the bots
@alexp4785
@alexp4785 3 жыл бұрын
"Never fear rejection, the worst they can say is No" I feel like they're literally encouraging doing crazy stuff like staging a robbery because the worst they can say is "No, it's a federal offense and we're charging youand putting you in jail"
@KreeZafi
@KreeZafi 2 жыл бұрын
Wasn't the point to just ask them straight up instead of doing shit like that to get their attention?
@DistractedGlobeGuy
@DistractedGlobeGuy 2 жыл бұрын
I mean, in the US, they could also just break into the house, shoot whoever they encountered inside to death and call it another successful mission worthy of an award.
@giorgiochiodini5773
@giorgiochiodini5773 3 жыл бұрын
"A true friend will always stand beside you" means that no matter what, if you're friend with the killer, you must help him. Such a nice message to deliver
@simpledottv3780
@simpledottv3780 3 жыл бұрын
Vid Chronicles be like: - Man kills wife for being a serial killer Moral of the story: Always be kind to others
@狗馬鈴薯香腸西諾普
@狗馬鈴薯香腸西諾普 3 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/o2XUiaWJdt9sfK8 . .
@tudeslildude
@tudeslildude 3 жыл бұрын
"Parents, you should build relationships with your kids." Wait.... isn't that literally what caused this problem?
@pokemanyt4314
@pokemanyt4314 3 жыл бұрын
@Mëïstër Ëmm you know the rules and so do i
@davidus_ille_qui_somnia
@davidus_ille_qui_somnia 3 жыл бұрын
@@pokemanyt4314 A full commitment’s what I’m thinking of
@theactualgarfield5024
@theactualgarfield5024 3 жыл бұрын
@@davidus_ille_qui_somnia You wouldn't get this from any other guy!
@davidus_ille_qui_somnia
@davidus_ille_qui_somnia 3 жыл бұрын
@@theactualgarfield5024 I just wanna tell you how I’m feeling
@darth_hideous-l9q
@darth_hideous-l9q 3 жыл бұрын
Oooh
@docmedecal
@docmedecal 3 жыл бұрын
Officer: "You should build relationships with your kids." _I'm pretty sure he did_
@狗馬鈴薯香腸西諾普
@狗馬鈴薯香腸西諾普 3 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/o2XUiaWJdt9sfK8 .
@Eliqueme
@Eliqueme 3 жыл бұрын
😂 omfg
@OrigamiAhsoka
@OrigamiAhsoka 3 жыл бұрын
O O P
@Vulnresati
@Vulnresati 2 жыл бұрын
Your kid should come first
@blxnked_out
@blxnked_out 2 жыл бұрын
That’s what I was thinking
@ohok3913
@ohok3913 3 жыл бұрын
3:32 "Oh my god they stole the popcorn what the fuck" made me laugh harder than it should've, I fucking lost it at that line
@anudeep8238
@anudeep8238 3 жыл бұрын
"As parents, we need to pay attention to our kids." This happened because you paid too much attention to your kid.
@notinzane6993
@notinzane6993 3 жыл бұрын
They should have an episode that ties them all together. Like a cinematic universe.
@xbox-uwnv6200
@xbox-uwnv6200 3 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/q52ViKyLd7pqjrM
@tentyp2
@tentyp2 3 жыл бұрын
agreed
@狗馬鈴薯香腸西諾普
@狗馬鈴薯香腸西諾普 3 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/o2XUiaWJdt9sfK8 .
@troxx2393
@troxx2393 3 жыл бұрын
Dmcu-dharr man cinematic universe
@notinzane6993
@notinzane6993 3 жыл бұрын
@@troxx2393 someone gets it 👍🏼
@FishForThought
@FishForThought 3 жыл бұрын
17:25 Charlie's editor is snorting a line for sure, again.
@8-bitstream379
@8-bitstream379 3 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@whatsittoya7718
@whatsittoya7718 3 жыл бұрын
Yeppppppp
@whatsittoya7718
@whatsittoya7718 3 жыл бұрын
Yeeeepppppp
@whatsittoya7718
@whatsittoya7718 3 жыл бұрын
Yeppppppp
@dogly4c
@dogly4c 3 жыл бұрын
Yea
@sethwinters3556
@sethwinters3556 3 жыл бұрын
"women sets up date with serial killer and doesn't live to regret it"
@Milot72
@Milot72 3 жыл бұрын
SHE DOESN'T REGRET IT? impossible
@bluecat5669
@bluecat5669 3 жыл бұрын
So many links
@StomeAura
@StomeAura 2 жыл бұрын
"Put your hands behind your back" "I was drunk!" "Understandable, have a nice day."
@FreshMelonWater
@FreshMelonWater 3 жыл бұрын
"I only call on days when the crime rate's low" And you know that HOW?
@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 жыл бұрын
I swear adult films have a better plot scenario than some of these videos you're watching.
@xbox-uwnv6200
@xbox-uwnv6200 3 жыл бұрын
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@xbox-uwnv6200
@xbox-uwnv6200 3 жыл бұрын
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@xbox-uwnv6200
@xbox-uwnv6200 3 жыл бұрын
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@xbox-uwnv6200
@xbox-uwnv6200 3 жыл бұрын
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@markwage2209
@markwage2209 3 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/oXnJh3mBatiobdU CHARLIE EXPOSED
@chilli-iceolive-abode2447
@chilli-iceolive-abode2447 3 жыл бұрын
"The jellyfish exhibit" "Those spineless idiots" 😭
@狗馬鈴薯香腸西諾普
@狗馬鈴薯香腸西諾普 3 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/o2XUiaWJdt9sfK8 .
@invisibilius1978
@invisibilius1978 3 жыл бұрын
they HATE jellyfish
@ltb1345
@ltb1345 3 жыл бұрын
Moral of the story: never go to the jellyfish exhibit.😳
@Harew0lf
@Harew0lf 3 жыл бұрын
Even the penguin exhibit isn’t safe anymore 😩
@TalkBack17
@TalkBack17 2 жыл бұрын
That had to be on purpose
@mister_bren
@mister_bren 3 жыл бұрын
i love how wildly disconnected the morals of the story are to the actual story
@xbox-uwnv6200
@xbox-uwnv6200 3 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/q52ViKyLd7pqjrM
@狗馬鈴薯香腸西諾普
@狗馬鈴薯香腸西諾普 3 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/o2XUiaWJdt9sfK8 .
@dysfallacyyt
@dysfallacyyt 3 жыл бұрын
Samee
@jadenbryant9283
@jadenbryant9283 3 жыл бұрын
@@狗馬鈴薯香腸西諾普 go away
@toetickler6000
@toetickler6000 3 жыл бұрын
"Dad makes stepdaughter pregnant" I literally had a full-on heart attack
@ElAlienZac
@ElAlienZac Ай бұрын
6:15 honesty, the mom's acting is pretty good here
@fdsajfldaskjf
@fdsajfldaskjf 3 жыл бұрын
Officer: “Spread them, spread it.” Charlie: “Alright we... uh, alright.”
@rayman4976
@rayman4976 3 жыл бұрын
Omg. kzbin.info/www/bejne/jnybZqykerSVo5I . .
@markwage2209
@markwage2209 3 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/oXnJh3mBatiobdU CHARLIE EXPOSED
@parkeralan19
@parkeralan19 3 жыл бұрын
@Bob saget I'm not clicking on that link but that's the funniest click bait idea I've ever seen lol
@JohnDoe-hu9wq
@JohnDoe-hu9wq 3 жыл бұрын
Good lord KZbin needs to find a way to fix these bots.
@koteidtm
@koteidtm 3 жыл бұрын
@@JohnDoe-hu9wq I know right
@nerdcartoon2544
@nerdcartoon2544 3 жыл бұрын
I like how she's attempting to kill someone and the officer is so cool about it
@Mr.Bimgus
@Mr.Bimgus 3 жыл бұрын
I mean I think anyone could understand her reaction given the situation. Like it's not the right answer, but it's definitely an understandable answer.
@spyro2002
@spyro2002 3 жыл бұрын
yeah like if she is that prone to murder streaks she should probably get some time too
@tentyp2
@tentyp2 3 жыл бұрын
yeah
@minersheep8285
@minersheep8285 3 жыл бұрын
“Oh he raped your daughter? Thanks for explaining, your attempted murder charges are now nullified.”
@bootyclap69k
@bootyclap69k 3 жыл бұрын
Why do you have a svtfoe pfp? 🤤
@seansean5665
@seansean5665 3 жыл бұрын
"Have you been cheating on me with another woman?" "What honey no! It was two men"
@狗馬鈴薯香腸西諾普
@狗馬鈴薯香腸西諾普 3 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/o2XUiaWJdt9sfK8 . .
@Technodog
@Technodog 3 жыл бұрын
“The videos aren’t pointless they have messages” Same vibe as saying coolmathgames is educational
@ianmig
@ianmig 3 жыл бұрын
"Don't fear rejection... The worst thing you can hear is no" Meanwhile, my crush: Ew, get away from me.
@TheZeBruh
@TheZeBruh 3 жыл бұрын
It’s like if Darr mans step brother is going through a emo stage
@ashleybrooke2087
@ashleybrooke2087 3 жыл бұрын
Or a former associate of Dhar Mann who felt those videos weren't edgy enough. It's the Hot Topic of morality plays.
@狗馬鈴薯香腸西諾普
@狗馬鈴薯香腸西諾普 3 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/o2XUiaWJdt9sfK8 . .
@shoooja
@shoooja 3 жыл бұрын
Step father forcefully impregnates step daughter, moral of the story: never judge a book by its cover
@狗馬鈴薯香腸西諾普
@狗馬鈴薯香腸西諾普 3 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/o2XUiaWJdt9sfK8 . .
@williamfalls
@williamfalls 3 жыл бұрын
Another actor's moral in the same scene: a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush
@BethanyGrey1
@BethanyGrey1 3 жыл бұрын
The girl staging the robbery just to see the officer has the same energy as that old "psychopath test" about a girl falling in love with a guy at a funeral and killing someone else just to have an excuse to see him again.
@bigbearkat2010
@bigbearkat2010 Жыл бұрын
Oh yeah I think I heard that one on 30 Rock. When somebody passed that test they understandably were very concerned for their safety all of a sudden
@shydead1392
@shydead1392 2 жыл бұрын
19:56 How nice that they slipped that in there. Because as you know any other type of relationship is bad no matter what
@glauben2713
@glauben2713 3 жыл бұрын
At this point, Dhar Mann is getting outclassed by the bizarre evolution of these channels
@狗馬鈴薯香腸西諾普
@狗馬鈴薯香腸西諾普 3 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/o2XUiaWJdt9sfK8 .
@forTehMemes
@forTehMemes 3 жыл бұрын
The Dharmeta has changed
@andrewramlall3560
@andrewramlall3560 3 жыл бұрын
@@forTehMemes you win
@backloggamereviews
@backloggamereviews 3 жыл бұрын
But he'll always be the mann
@caliqm2199
@caliqm2199 3 жыл бұрын
Dhar Mann and Vid Chronicles teaching us lessons we never knew,such as: Don't commit felonies Don't rape people Don't cheat on your wife Don't be an asshole
@狗馬鈴薯香腸西諾普
@狗馬鈴薯香腸西諾普 3 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/o2XUiaWJdt9sfK8 . .
@I3lueberry
@I3lueberry 3 жыл бұрын
They've opened my eyes
@elloitsjello3337
@elloitsjello3337 3 жыл бұрын
Dang I've been going about life all wrong
@Kadeo-ms6qw
@Kadeo-ms6qw 3 жыл бұрын
Wait, I’m not supposed to rape everything I see?
@No_MoreFish
@No_MoreFish 2 жыл бұрын
Don’t traffic people
@gonufc
@gonufc 3 жыл бұрын
"No Good deed goes unrewarded" is morally repugnant. It implies that good things "are actually worth doing because you might get something out of it!". Isn't saving two women from (at least) murder a good thing regardless of what reward you get for it?!
@狗馬鈴薯香腸西諾普
@狗馬鈴薯香腸西諾普 3 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/o2XUiaWJdt9sfK8
@Mr.Bimgus
@Mr.Bimgus 3 жыл бұрын
Help! I'm drowning in bots!
@cpt.martinwalker6268
@cpt.martinwalker6268 3 жыл бұрын
@@Mr.Bimgus ✋GRAB MY HAND!
@mrunpredictable3318
@mrunpredictable3318 3 жыл бұрын
I mean it's human nature to expect kindness in return when you do someone good for someone. Humans are not altruistic, everything in life is a trade. We trade our time with our family in return we get love, we give our time our bosses for money and give money to shops for food and entertainment.
@BenDover-dp8jd
@BenDover-dp8jd 3 жыл бұрын
I thought the saying was "no good deed goes unpunished"?
@wafflefawfflemcdooodat1124
@wafflefawfflemcdooodat1124 3 жыл бұрын
I love how the music cuts out at 8:04, right when he gives the stupidest excuse imaginable
@Starlordchung
@Starlordchung 3 жыл бұрын
She disrespected his badge and yet he doesn’t arrest her? Officer Gregg can you please talk to his higher authorities.
@artgenix8052
@artgenix8052 3 жыл бұрын
Is no one gonna talk about how the “I’m gonna snort a line and go see him” clip is repeated?
@狗馬鈴薯香腸西諾普
@狗馬鈴薯香腸西諾普 3 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/o2XUiaWJdt9sfK8 . .
@alistersvenschoff1885
@alistersvenschoff1885 3 жыл бұрын
yeah lets talk about it lol
@xflame2827
@xflame2827 3 жыл бұрын
Is no one gonna talk about how this is a reupload
@asnailwithpizza9724
@asnailwithpizza9724 3 жыл бұрын
@@xflame2827 If you're about to tell me from how this was already uploaded once, and it's on a different channel, when different people upload Charlie's stuff as well, he's already made a video stating that this stuff happens where people upload clips from his streams.
@bowgart5567
@bowgart5567 3 жыл бұрын
@@asnailwithpizza9724 in no one gonna talk about this is
@zombieford
@zombieford 3 жыл бұрын
"Wait is she telling the truth?" "I was drunk" Dumbest response ever.
@kengiro0599
@kengiro0599 2 жыл бұрын
"I just love to create (does mickey mouse clubhouse dance), i just love to inspire"
@mohd.hammad6459
@mohd.hammad6459 3 жыл бұрын
These skits are something out of a 15 year old's imagination
@xbox-uwnv6200
@xbox-uwnv6200 3 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/q52ViKyLd7pqjrM
@michaelsnyman2800
@michaelsnyman2800 3 жыл бұрын
Thats an insult to 15 year olds
@mrunpredictable3318
@mrunpredictable3318 3 жыл бұрын
70 year olds in retirement homes and kids in 3rd world countries prolly enjoy this primary school level stuff.
@muhammedshamil2443
@muhammedshamil2443 3 жыл бұрын
14 year olds
@furymonger5395
@furymonger5395 3 жыл бұрын
More like middle aged millennials attempting to be edgy
@renjiguy1708
@renjiguy1708 3 жыл бұрын
7:44 The way she runs with a knife to kill him is so goofy lol
@mojoxe
@mojoxe Жыл бұрын
14:30 “she makes me feel comfortable” bro she gave you an STD 🤣🤣
@user-cl2hi9fo6j
@user-cl2hi9fo6j 3 жыл бұрын
I love how a lot of Vid Chronicle's "moral of the story" is completely different to the actual story lmao
@markwage2209
@markwage2209 3 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/oXnJh3mBatiobdU CHARLIE EXPOSED
@xbox-uwnv6200
@xbox-uwnv6200 3 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/q52ViKyLd7pqjrM .
@rayman4976
@rayman4976 3 жыл бұрын
Omg. kzbin.info/www/bejne/jnybZqykerSVo5I . .
@wgoq
@wgoq 3 жыл бұрын
How many bots here?
@0_0s
@0_0s 3 жыл бұрын
PROOF THAT IM BLACKkzbin.info/www/bejne/fnbPqqWreK2SnMU
@aditimr
@aditimr 3 жыл бұрын
Charlies editing loops really makes me question my own brain
@狗馬鈴薯香腸西諾普
@狗馬鈴薯香腸西諾普 3 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/o2XUiaWJdt9sfK8
@MOCCHA101
@MOCCHA101 3 жыл бұрын
@The TacoCat the more u spam the less KZbin promotes ur stupid video.
@lockelamora4184
@lockelamora4184 3 жыл бұрын
@@MOCCHA101 not to mention the massive amount of publicity they give Charlie and his channel by boosting every video with so much activity. It's actually so brain dead.
@bowgart5567
@bowgart5567 3 жыл бұрын
makes me wanna do a line of coke
@MOCCHA101
@MOCCHA101 3 жыл бұрын
@@bowgart5567 stupid lifestyle consequences.
@Grim-c8n
@Grim-c8n 3 жыл бұрын
The cheating guy actually tried the "No you reported the body before I could" lmao
@狗馬鈴薯香腸西諾普
@狗馬鈴薯香腸西諾普 3 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/o2XUiaWJdt9sfK8
@sebastiansecundario4560
@sebastiansecundario4560 3 жыл бұрын
-No matter how much you love someone, your kids must come first. Describes pretty well the situation.
@kennonat8494
@kennonat8494 3 жыл бұрын
It's stupid how when these people break up one of them becomes super rich while the other practically becomes homeless
@luckyMrrpProduction
@luckyMrrpProduction 3 жыл бұрын
“The worse they can say is no.”
@NeverAmon
@NeverAmon 3 жыл бұрын
" E w . "
@unofficialsliceofbread6461
@unofficialsliceofbread6461 3 жыл бұрын
"I'm 16"
@phlavorogo4442
@phlavorogo4442 3 жыл бұрын
“You literally just committed a federal offense”
@joinsideke
@joinsideke 3 жыл бұрын
Or arrest you. Cos you crazy.
@danyg0000
@danyg0000 3 жыл бұрын
“I’m actually a dude/girl”
@cliffhopkins7101
@cliffhopkins7101 3 жыл бұрын
The best part is that Dhar Mann and copycat channels think people actually find their content educational when in reality most of us just laugh at it
@markwage2209
@markwage2209 3 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/oXnJh3mBatiobdU CHARLIE EXPOSED
@xbox-uwnv6200
@xbox-uwnv6200 3 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/q52ViKyLd7pqjrM ..
@sweatyslapfight7900
@sweatyslapfight7900 3 жыл бұрын
I'm sure there is an army of Facebook mom's watching this unironically.
@totalwartimelapses6359
@totalwartimelapses6359 3 жыл бұрын
You've...you've never seen his comment sections have you? You wouldn't be saying this otherwise
@totalwartimelapses6359
@totalwartimelapses6359 3 жыл бұрын
@@sweatyslapfight7900 Definitely, I asked about the age of one of them in the comments who made a stupid comment, expecting the answer to be "I'm 12" The answer was 39
@tsecellz8162
@tsecellz8162 3 жыл бұрын
Child plays soccer in street and gets hit by Chevy Silverado 1500: moral of the story, always make sure that you are wearing matching socks
@markwage2209
@markwage2209 3 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/oXnJh3mBatiobdU CHARLIE EXPOSED
@xbox-uwnv6200
@xbox-uwnv6200 3 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/q52ViKyLd7pqjrM ..
@biggiecheese3702
@biggiecheese3702 3 жыл бұрын
what is with the links bruh
@tsecellz8162
@tsecellz8162 3 жыл бұрын
@@biggiecheese3702 man idek lol
@ConnorwithanO
@ConnorwithanO 3 жыл бұрын
"MY NAME IS RYAN, AND I"M A POLICE OFFCER!" Had me dying.
@hyper_riley9108
@hyper_riley9108 2 жыл бұрын
"the worst people can say is no" hey i love you "WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE" I HATE REJECTION
@erenthebirb1220
@erenthebirb1220 3 жыл бұрын
"It's not rocket science,if jesus himself says don't trust anyone,you don't." -Master oogway~
@codgod5238
@codgod5238 3 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/q52ViKyLd7pqjrM ..
@Back_Day_Barbarian
@Back_Day_Barbarian 3 жыл бұрын
Shut up kid
@kylejonas3875
@kylejonas3875 3 жыл бұрын
“The worst someone can tell you is no” 🙁
@lolo-kp1le
@lolo-kp1le 3 жыл бұрын
"Ewwwwwwww, You know your ugly and I'm beautiful right?" I wish no was the worst
@ispentalldayatYT
@ispentalldayatYT 3 жыл бұрын
My crush that told me "ew no." and then told his friends and teased me about it for the rest of the year: well yes, but actually no.
@toxic_shr00m
@toxic_shr00m 3 жыл бұрын
@@ispentalldayatYT Gayass Jokes aside, good luck to your endeavers, lad
@ispentalldayatYT
@ispentalldayatYT 3 жыл бұрын
@@toxic_shr00m despite what my username says, I'm actually not a dude. Tbh maybe my crush was the gayass.
@isaiahK0V
@isaiahK0V 3 жыл бұрын
“Your kids must come first” “Well, she did…”
@AlcoholicBoredom
@AlcoholicBoredom 3 жыл бұрын
Ok, this comment only got its second like from me. But I hope it gets more because that was a legit funny joke 😄
@merdicmagic6171
@merdicmagic6171 3 жыл бұрын
Oooohh Wa ah ah ah! -down with the sickness
@raghav9000
@raghav9000 3 жыл бұрын
Dark
@harlyes
@harlyes 3 жыл бұрын
💀
@JimmyPizzaDelivery
@JimmyPizzaDelivery 3 жыл бұрын
There's a couple of things we won't ever see in our lifetime: 1. The Universe Dying 2. The Cure for Cancer 3. A realistic Dhar Mann story. Without a moral.
@okmowstop9
@okmowstop9 Жыл бұрын
“The worst someone can say is no”.
@DanzelGlovington
@DanzelGlovington 3 жыл бұрын
17:25 Darr Mannu! I've come to bargain!
@codgod5238
@codgod5238 3 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/q52ViKyLd7pqjrM .
@batnerdbats
@batnerdbats 3 жыл бұрын
"Grandma Gives LSD to Her Grandson And Cheats on Grandpa, The End Will Shock You" Moral of the story is, chances are like belly buttons, you only get one.
@codgod5238
@codgod5238 3 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/q52ViKyLd7pqjrM
@狗馬鈴薯香腸西諾普
@狗馬鈴薯香腸西諾普 3 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/o2XUiaWJdt9sfK8
@sweatyslapfight7900
@sweatyslapfight7900 3 жыл бұрын
This sound like an actual video
@johnderat2652
@johnderat2652 3 жыл бұрын
Hey Charlie, you very probably won't see this, but you really gotta do something about the bot problem in the comments section. Each comment gets multiple spammy replies from bots. I'd suggest you put a keyword filter that removes all these comments containing all these certain keywords. (For example, most of these bots' comments seem to contain a link, so blacklist the word "http")
@xbox-uwnv6200
@xbox-uwnv6200 3 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/q52ViKyLd7pqjrM I disagree
@xbox-uwnv6200
@xbox-uwnv6200 3 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/q52ViKyLd7pqjrM I disagree
@xbox-uwnv6200
@xbox-uwnv6200 3 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/q52ViKyLd7pqjrM I disagree
@xbox-uwnv6200
@xbox-uwnv6200 3 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/q52ViKyLd7pqjrM I disagree
@xbox-uwnv6200
@xbox-uwnv6200 3 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/q52ViKyLd7pqjrM I disagree
@theflyingegg3557
@theflyingegg3557 2 жыл бұрын
The off duty cop by the car scene was just like the cliche “Is anyone here a doctor!?” scene in movies
@JohnDoe-ce4qm
@JohnDoe-ce4qm 3 жыл бұрын
“It’s an island we’re they keep the kids” Charlie: *”oh Epstein’s island”* I laughed way harder then I should have
@ryderhall9949
@ryderhall9949 3 жыл бұрын
Charlie makes me watch the most ridicules things when I’m baked 😂
@xbox-uwnv6200
@xbox-uwnv6200 3 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/q52ViKyLd7pqjrM
@狗馬鈴薯香腸西諾普
@狗馬鈴薯香腸西諾普 3 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/o2XUiaWJdt9sfK8 .
@ShadowSparksX
@ShadowSparksX 3 жыл бұрын
"Never fear rejection, the worst someone can say is no." My crush when I ask her out: *Eww*
@xbox-uwnv6200
@xbox-uwnv6200 3 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/q52ViKyLd7pqjrM ..
@markwage2209
@markwage2209 3 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/oXnJh3mBatiobdU CHARLIE EXPOSED
@sweatyslapfight7900
@sweatyslapfight7900 3 жыл бұрын
Worst that could have happened in her case would be that she would get arrested for faking a crime
@Prymbra
@Prymbra 3 жыл бұрын
LMAO why did I think the burp at 1:38 was coming from the guy in the video
@codgod5238
@codgod5238 3 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/q52ViKyLd7pqjrM .
@狗馬鈴薯香腸西諾普
@狗馬鈴薯香腸西諾普 3 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/o2XUiaWJdt9sfK8
@GuacamoleMuckbang
@GuacamoleMuckbang Жыл бұрын
Don’t want to be that guy, but robbers toss the house to make it harder for people to notice what’s missing
@Dominator_0211
@Dominator_0211 2 жыл бұрын
“And throwing a banana on the stove” clearly you’ve never played Sea Of Thieves before. A banana is the most effective tool in a pirate’s arsenal
@Shan0Man
@Shan0Man 3 жыл бұрын
Charlie needs to make a tier list ranking every Dhar Mann timeline. If he doesn’t make one I will!!!
@youtyiyyutuu104
@youtyiyyutuu104 3 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/oXnJh3mBatiobdU EXPOSED :0.../////
@rayman4976
@rayman4976 3 жыл бұрын
Omg kzbin.info/www/bejne/jnybZqykerSVo5I . .
@bruv1835
@bruv1835 3 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHA JACKSEPTICEYES DAD IS ROTTING IN 🔥👹👹 FOR ENTERNITY #DESERVED
@drysoup3017
@drysoup3017 3 жыл бұрын
Holy shit there's only bits in this reply section
@jordancarroll1217
@jordancarroll1217 3 жыл бұрын
I would love to see him make a Dhar Mann channel tier list
@EvanClutsom
@EvanClutsom 3 жыл бұрын
1:38 That burp was so perfectly timed, I thought it came from the serial killer
@SirPlocks
@SirPlocks 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you the moral of the story I now know that I must become a hermit paranoid of everyone around me
@SirPlocks
@SirPlocks 3 жыл бұрын
@HIBA TV Take ur shady link and leave my hermit home before I scream like a little girl
@DawnOfTheOzz
@DawnOfTheOzz 3 жыл бұрын
Next Time on Vid Chronicles: "Police Officer Stumbles Upon Homeless Cult Trying to Summon Cthulhu, The Ending Will Shock You."
@laycebug3260
@laycebug3260 3 жыл бұрын
Moral: always keep your promises
@MrProfessorSomeGuy
@MrProfessorSomeGuy 3 жыл бұрын
The “you tried to poison me” -and then “burp” as the guy is standing up is everything!!
@sryros2376
@sryros2376 3 жыл бұрын
"yeah bobo" 😂😂 13:27
@trevortec2989
@trevortec2989 3 жыл бұрын
charlie should start doing motivational videos like these, the channel could be called moistivation or something stupid like that.
@狗馬鈴薯香腸西諾普
@狗馬鈴薯香腸西諾普 3 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/o2XUiaWJdt9sfK8 .
@deepaparakkal4241
@deepaparakkal4241 3 жыл бұрын
Dhar Mann looks a masterclass director after this
@codgod5238
@codgod5238 3 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/q52ViKyLd7pqjrM ..
@狗馬鈴薯香腸西諾普
@狗馬鈴薯香腸西諾普 3 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/o2XUiaWJdt9sfK8
@aqueous_fireball1622
@aqueous_fireball1622 2 жыл бұрын
I'm imagining a real conversation that goes "honey, are you... cheating on me?" "babe... it's stocks. stocks are like, nutty now." and it's fucking hilarious
@harleybeta
@harleybeta 3 жыл бұрын
17:30 video repeats
@BeachedAlien
@BeachedAlien 3 жыл бұрын
He’s not a serial killer if he didn’t kill his victims
@andrewramlall3560
@andrewramlall3560 3 жыл бұрын
No harm no foul
@theunitsquad3144
@theunitsquad3144 3 жыл бұрын
8:22 this message was approved by the state of Alabama
@TypicalTip
@TypicalTip 3 жыл бұрын
I love the fact that it went from sad music to a fucking chase sequence so quickly
@evanblake5252
@evanblake5252 2 жыл бұрын
This channel's a lot more intense than Dhar Mann.
@sephirapple7317
@sephirapple7317 Жыл бұрын
5:05 "never fear rejection, the worst someone can say is..." ... I'm going to have to take you to the station for wasting police time
@parenthesiscolon8706
@parenthesiscolon8706 3 жыл бұрын
13:22 donation sound matched the man turning on his phone perfectly XD
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