Goofy Expensive Mansions

This is the greatest silly mansion of All Time
I'm live every day / moistcr1tikal

[@Patterrz]

Having a massive house just seems like a hassle to get around, like 5 min walk to go watch TV

[@redwhites3651]

or taking a mini elevator to go to the bathroom.

[@zofyrose]

That's why they have golfcars to drive around them in

[@drfudgecookie5800]

Welp, at least you won't get fat.

[@hunterstorm6981]

Well you don't have to when you have TV in every room

[@vikhyatdogra4796]

You should watch the Guy in NBA WITH A BIG BEARD WHO GOES TO STRIP CLUBS ALOT AND WAS I THINK PART OF CHICAGO BULLS HE USES A BICYCLE TO GET FROM ONE PART OF THE HOUSE TO THE OTHER

[@putraseptiadi3071]

Big Sean's house is legit the most "normal" house between all the rich people apartment and house tour so far xD

[@demy203]

Jessica Alba’s too very homey if that makes sense

[@themememan4996]

Ya tbh I would want to live in that that place is sick

[@Hawiianlion67]

Thats because slash lived there

[@Bedhead13]

Redman MTV Cribs, thank me later

[@buzzkillington6945]

@@Bedhead13 Steve-O MTV Cribs.

[@xfhEgo]

Architects: “I’ve gotta embrace the marble, sniff the marble, lick the marble, wash the marble, date the marble, I gotta BE the marble”

[@onouphrios]

😭😭😭😭😭

[@imboredsendhelp438]

F*ck the marble too

[@ttikttocaaccoouunnt9076]

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[@chain.gang.X]

Somebody talked about f-king the marble

[@marcusferro7588]

Big Sean’s house is the best celebrity house here. Not that big, nothing for show, and has a lot of stuff that he likes, also very homey

[@fbi578]

That, and g-eazy's. Difference is that Sean is far more likable.

[@Dullskink]

@@fbi578 just like big sean's music 💀

[@ast9398]

@@Dullskink that’s a huge fact

[@rattle_me_bones]

Absolutely. If I was extremely rich, I'd put an entire music production studio in my house. ... But not for me, but I'd hire various musicians from genres I like and just. Stick them in the room and tell them to make a song with the interface available

[@sirclark4405]

@@rattle_me_bones man that would be so cool to just let producers use your whole guest house as a production studio

[@rangamsarmah2061]

Imagine you get out of bath, and since it's all marble, you slip and hit your head on a sharp ass marble slab, die instantly, nobody can hear you scream or fall cuz your house is too big lol.

[@munamiokuda7816]

AISURU.TOKYO/eunji?💞 (◍•ᴗ•◍)✧*。18 years and over KZbin: This is fine Someone: Says "heck" KZbin: Be gone #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #Интересно #забавно #девушка #смешная #垃圾

[@GrammarSplaining]

I like the way you think.

[@Eisenwulf666]

You can have rough marble surfaces. In fact most if not all marble is rough, you gotta polish it to have a smooth finish. Just put a marble with a rougher finish in the bathroom.

[@animeuniverse5586]

mission failed

[@jacobs9955]

😂

[@smellydot1233]

Never heard of Big Sean, but he’s like the most normal rich person I’ve ever seen

[@bigassdawg]

he's a rapper, pretty widely respected in the scene as well

[@Vijay-zt6ws]

Eminem too Super rich yet humble af

[@iidotmilkyy]

He’s very respected in the rap scene and is a really cool and chill guy

[@whooked]

@@iidotmilkyy barely

[@STOPSYPHER]

@@whooked isn’t big Sean that one guy

[@Blurryfaceakarye]

I like that Big Sean isn’t ridiculous… he’s got a big house but at least it’s shit he enjoys and likes. And look somewhat normal. Not expensive pointless chairs that’s just for art show. His clothes is a last resort choice tho 🤣

[@kylegonewild]

Homie hit it big and decided he'd get what he always wanted instead of trying to flex on people. Bro talking about watching Dragonball Z in his private theater. You KNOW he brings the crew over for that shit too.

[@GrammarSplaining]

The old Persian ladies wear those velveteen pajamas where I live.

[@patricksteinsen1147]

@@GrammarSplaining 😬😬😂 lmao

[@KlaximumSkroeft]

He seemed real nice on Hot Ones. Didn't really know him before that but I like him.

[@Parker05]

Do we?.. Do we exist?…

[@spot67833]

Big Sean seems very wholesome and nice. His house was actually pretty reasonable and nice as well.

[@GrammarSplaining]

Except for the stripper poles in the dungeon.

[@nitroxylictv]

@@GrammarSplaining Nah thats were you have fun on saturday nights

[@GrammarSplaining]

@@nitroxylictv Well okay, but the OP said "wholesome."

[@roymarshall_]

@@GrammarSplaining a butt is pretty wholesome, it typically has one hole

[@meloncholy428]

@@roymarshall_ So...some hole.

[@etherraichu]

as someone who collects rocks, I can say for sure that none of these rocks have any magic powers, except maybe something that compels you to buy more rocks.

[@Unus_Annus_]

Jesus Christ Marie, they’re minerals

[@kissthetrismegistus]

@@Unus_Annus_ or you just accept whatever you’re fed and seek no deeper meaning to life and that’s ok but to shit on another’s belief is nuts

[@Unus_Annus_]

@@kissthetrismegistus what the hell are you talking about? I was making a Breaking Bad reference

[@XxTheCupidKidxX]

@@kissthetrismegistus bruh they’re fuckin rocks

[@kissthetrismegistus]

@@XxTheCupidKidxX just like the world you believe you live on very weird life you choose to live

[@ChooChuChoo]

Fun fact, malachite is one of the few poisonous stones. Malachite dust, or malachite in water will actually poison you.

[@isuckatusernames4297]

yeah like Charlie said. "healing properties". you can't be sick if you're dead

[@Tw0Dots]

@@isuckatusernames4297 well that’s one solution! Can’t say it doesn’t work. Nevermind the expenses when its permanent

[@Greigames]

Was gonna say, pretty sure he shouldn’t be touching that lol

[@gavinsfriend1431]

@@Greigames As a studying gemmolist, as far as I am aware it is completely fine to touch or even place it in water but not for long periods of time. Like don't hold it for an hour while sweaty, don't leave it in water for more then like a minute at most (although some rough malachite may get easily destroyed by touching or soaking it at all), and even if you do that stuff you still aren't very likely to get sick. Unless you use it as a sex toy which I have genuinely seen being sold and used.

[@Botchewlism]

@@gavinsfriend1431 say sike right now

[@EverydayGuy0]

These weirdly designed mansions and apartments feel like boss dungeons from an rpg

[@user-vx9sr4oc5i]

Omg. kzbin.info/www/bejne/jnybZqykerSVo5I .

[@codgod6848]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/q52ViKyLd7pqjrM .

[@ABR48YT]

@Louielolbruh I don’t care if this is fake or not I just don’t like the dream SMP :)

[@smiff1832]

What the hell are these replies

[@itslucasio1386]

@@smiff1832 I don't even know. why does there have to be so many?

[@TSAMikeyo89]

Big Sean gave me such a “simplistic, practical home” vibe despite the fact that it’s a multi million dollar home with its own theatre lmao

[@simtexa]

Gives off the impression it's at least an actual place he lives, instead of a tax-writeoff investment as it is for most rich types.

[@MegaDrain]

Honestly wasn't expecting a celebrity to say that they use their theatre room to watch DBZ. That is an absolute goal.

[@meintz7007]

Well, anime is getting pretty mainstream nowadays so celebrities watching it will become a normal occurrence.

[@kylegonewild]

@@meintz7007 DBZ and hip-hop have a pretty unique history with how much the show influenced young rappers who grew up on it as kids, teenagers, and young adults. It's ultimately a power fantasy about overcoming the odds, containing character archetypes we all can relate to in some way, but it hit at just the right time.

[@_god_of_devilgaming7455]

Dbz lol respect for him

[@Woodrow512]

@@meintz7007 Yeah but DBZ is an OG anime many young kids dont even know about, hes definitely been watching the show since he was a kid himself whenever he could catch it on TV, like a lot of us did

[@feredox6655]

Dbz is overrated

[@blackbabyjesus9]

Big Sean has the best house out of all the houses Charlie has seen

[@ikeatrashcan8475]

Yea and also the only one that wasnt a weirdo

[@joehernandez9563]

I agree, it's one of the only house tours where the house actually looks lived in.

[@bea7507]

fr it just looks nice

[@Hanandro-C]

It's really fine because it doesn't have 300 bathrooms and 7 gyms it just need what he needs and some things to enjoy himself When he wants it not things he Will never use

[@akiramakara2062]

I love your name dude

[@SuperWiiBros08]

I never see the appeal of having a humongous mansion when I just wanna live on a simple apartment

[@ghostie7776]

Same. I just want a nice, maybe a little larger apartment with a bunch little cats around. If i was a billionaire Id probably spend most of the money on donations.

[@7yep4336dfgvvh]

Having a pool, at-home gym, movie room witu projector etc doesn't appeal to you? Ok...

[@ghostie7776]

@@7yep4336dfgvvh i mean it seems nice, but some people just like simple stuff

[@7yep4336dfgvvh]

@@ghostie7776 a gym at home is pretty simple. a pool as well. It's just that the average person can't afford it. But it doesn't have to be very fancy etc. It's very utilitarian. You can work out, stay healthy, swim, bask in the sun. Some things are just good. I don't know if one could argue against an at-home gym if they could afford it. Hell, I'm poor as heck and I've built up a gym at home.

[@supremekingowl9350]

@@7yep4336dfgvvh I'm glad you went back and said that cause I have a pool and a gym room right next to it and we're just average civilians , so it's not that much of an added commodity

[@jeneral2234]

just found out big sean isn’t a large chubby man. i feel betrayed.

[@cvspvr]

i feel even more betrayed knowing biggie smalls wasn't an average sized guy

[@frozenbinarystudio]

Right? He's like medium sized at best!

[@couldntthinkofanamesoiwrot4711]

He used to be skinny as shit.

[@0jcooper0]

@@couldntthinkofanamesoiwrot4711 biggie smalls? ya bro not really

[@couldntthinkofanamesoiwrot4711]

@@0jcooper0 bro I literally replied to the comment talking about big sean.

[@theRiver_joan]

Imagine just sliding around all lubed up on those marble floors.

[@ghost_fueled_scarecrow]

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[@corrupteddreams8475]

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[@nobirthday]

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[@kaybee6541]

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[@ocal123]

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[@DeeJay694]

Architects: "So we got tons and tons of different building materials, what do you want?" Rich people: "M A R B L E '

[@originalbadass2020]

"There are five women on his bed right now.....no need to go in there" Charlie be really looking through walls.

[@狗馬鈴薯香腸西諾普]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/o2XUiaWJdt9sfK8..

[@tud5200]

@@狗馬鈴薯香腸西諾普 you got me

[@HaroldMC63]

He’s superman and has x ray vision. Instead of saving people tho he just watches youtube

[@penile7775]

Wtf are these bots ?

[@originalbadass2020]

@@penile7775 i report them but they respawn wtf.

[@re_i_gn]

I'm really impressed with Big Sean's gym setup, so clean and just got the complete essentials. He knows his shit.

[@ExplodingTrujillo]

Definitely looks nice, I’d be willing to bet he probably hires some sort of cleaning crew.

[@RobertMorgan]

Yeah but, the other house had a treadmill..

[@koronteh807]

@@ExplodingTrujillo for a house that size he probably does

[@isabelp187]

@@RobertMorgan why get a treadmill when he can literally just walk around his neighbourhood, treadmills are pretty useless

[@northamerica5142]

@@isabelp187 Exactly. Like why not burn calories by walking a vast distance in the sun, seeing nature and having accomplishment, instead of just running on an obnoxiously loud machine.

[@dwaterson21]

Big Sean seems like the kind of guy who just lives his life like he isn't one of the richest and most respected dudes in the rap industry. No wonder he's stayed wealthy for all these years, the guy obviously stayed humble.

[@flocooke2559]

yeah bcos hes not🤣🤣🤣

[@DopeioThePhoneBoi]

Clearly his big fuck off mansion disagrees with that notion lmfao.​@@flocooke2559

[@stephennasekos2577]

“Everything is marble.” Me as an avid fingerboarder drooling over the fingerboard-ability of all the marble surfaces. It’s like a kid in a candy shop. Just imagine taking a teck deck to some of those sinks ….

[@tonyg255]

Random af 😂

[@dor748]

Make finger board vids lol

[@shredern]

Prove it

[@damian5560]

@@dor748 I'd watch it

[@stephennasekos2577]

Go to Stephen Nasekos fingerboarding that’s my finger boarding channel btw.

[@waluigiyaoi6594]

As someone who just likes rocks and minerals, the crystal people have ruined my hobby

[@df71091]

I was thinking the same, esoteric stones are sold with atleast 50% increased peice tag so yeah, good business model

[@pa6780]

I agree. I just got into crystals and rocks. They are so lovely and this just makes me....not feel good Haha

[@letsfindsomepeace9207]

You can still like the rocks and minerals and not spend your time worrying about the crystal people.

[@blobnob4250]

@Louielolbruh EXPOSED for being a bot OMG!

[@sam-nh2wn]

why do you care so much about "crystal people" then, ya weirdo

[@strangejett1394]

For a guy who founded the Discovery channel, the lack of TV's in his house is quite ironic.

[@AmbblyPuff]

One of my biggest pet peeves is when there's more bathrooms than bedrooms, like why? you gotta shit THAT much that you want to make sure you gotta toilet around every corner so you don't shit yourself?

[@BonDijon]

big houses sometimes have large areas or floors without bedrooms.

[@cronchcrunch]

I'm guessing that it's nice if you entertain a ton of people quite often. Can't be queuing up in a mansion lmao.

[@feredox6655]

My house has 3 bedrooms and 2 washrooms and only one of them have a toilet and we have 4 people in the house so we need 3 washrooms that actually have toilets since sometimes two people have to go to the washroom at the same time sometimes

[@Morbpious]

Better than running for five minutes finding a damn bathroom in a white void maze

[@doesthisIookinfected]

@@Morbpious must be what running through Ye's house must be like

[@Clos93]

Redman's MTV Cribs episode was the best house tour ever. Shows his actual House in the hood in Jersey, cousin passed out on the floor, looks like they just got done with a smoke sess. Redman even had a Dreamcast hooked up, keeping it 💯 when everyone else had a PS2 at the time.

[@TheDeath0fDucks]

I'd say the Gorillaz episode is a close second, Murdoc takes you around Kong Studios, introduces the other band members and then tries to seduce you

[@ash-oc7tz]

🤓🤓

[@ZANGELIX1263]

Dont forget that his door bell is actually just touching 2 wires together. Man is a legend

[@IHateAmer1ca]

@@TheDeath0fDucks Seduce me you say?

[@voltron42o]

Classic mega Chad moment.

[@okaywhat11]

0:44 i genuinely thought i was looking at the biggest nug of weed on the planet being displayed for a sec

[@strawberrybun030]

Same here 😂

[@good-jx7ts]

I feel like I’m getting wealthier just by watching this.

[@user-vx9sr4oc5i]

Omg. kzbin.info/www/bejne/jnybZqykerSVo5I .

[@codgod6848]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/q52ViKyLd7pqjrM

[@Nikocado.Avocado]

Lol

[@derrickchannel1]

i stan good all my homies hate evil

[@ventura9307]

Well you’re not getting richer but penguinz is

[@actuallymichael03]

Mansions with Bowling Alleys and Movie theaters are the best kind of Mansions

[@user-vx9sr4oc5i]

Omg. kzbin.info/www/bejne/jnybZqykerSVo5I .

[@codgod6848]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/q52ViKyLd7pqjrM

[@vouchers21]

bruh, these bots

[@Nikocado.Avocado]

L

[@foreverconfusedd7949]

Remember to report all the bots guys

[@pepekovallin]

I love how the first thing the guys says about the bathroom is "dude, look at the marble" It's funny because it's literally what a child would say when showing off his terrible looking the Sims house but since the things he bought are just expensive, he's proud of it

[@TrogdorBurnin8or]

"Your own planetarium!" [Shows a telescope observatory] It's like saying "Your own sculpture garden!" and showing a marble quarry.

[@RoseluvsHHR]

I actually really liked the third house. I like the desert look, browns, wood, exposed beams. Feels very warm and inviting as opposed to cold and spotless and void of life like an all-marble house.

[@brobot411]

Same

[@caidalee1994]

Me too, almost Old World style, which I love.

[@AnthonyBlamthony]

It literally just in the middle of a desert

[@lilyr5279]

You have the best taste. Yeah it's so comfy.

[@averyj3428]

Agreed, those other houses don’t have enough color or life

[@arizonarangershat3831]

I love the discovery founder house. Very “homey” and cozy. I love the property too. Having a little cabin in an isolated area just to get away, enjoy the nature and enjoy the peace, quiet and privacy would be absolutely amazing.

[@BxBxProductions]

nightmare to manage/maintain. i hope the dude has enough for upkeep lol.

[@charlesfuzak]

Big Sean seems like a pretty cool dude.

[@ChocolateEffigy]

Yea I met him once. He was really chill. Gave me a free bottle of alcohol cuz we talked about dbz and scryed. He loves classic anime.

[@j3mes]

@@ChocolateEffigy that’s cool af

[@allxrtx6594]

@@ChocolateEffigy r/thathappened

[@bruh......2005]

@@ChocolateEffigy and then everyone clapped

[@jerrymartin7019]

@@allxrtx6594 r/be_silent

[@viogieviogie]

I absolutely adored the discovery guys house. It actually had a soul. Not just a bunch of white tech slapped on some marble with everything shaped like a square. The guy actually has functional land and cool things everywhere that aren't some stupid art exhibits. It's a place you could actually explore and do things at. I'd take any place like that over some over priced minimalist city hype house any day.

[@maddeeps5520]

My favorite part is the house fits perfectly in with the environment it's in, like it's all terracotta looking with all that antique furniture, it's like it was built with purpose to genuinely compliment it's surroundings instead of stick out and be some unnatural square plastic iHouse

[@julianhernandez9646]

@@maddeeps5520 Same!!! I love that New Mexico style of building. Probably my favorite type of architecture, tbh

[@mcblaggart8565]

That place was crafted by someone who cared. My only objections to the place are the size (too big for me) and the climate. But some of those views were SWEET.

[@james-m-8285]

Also it’s in the colorado desert so like, pretty sure you can fire machine guns and shit out there

[@selkrasouza6262]

Plus the planetarium is a pretty great addition

[@Juaph]

Big Sean seems like a really nice guy, his house was quite nice actually

[@deconyus3412]

How does this man have a strip club in his house and yet comes off as the most humble rich guy ive seen do these tours

[@annita5959]

@Morgan Null p

[@RealTalkAlexV]

It was slashes

[@bigboybastard7162]

The previous owner had it installed and outside of replacing the couches he said he really didnt touch it too often

[@midas3309]

He's saving the malachite for when he gets smithing 70.

[@desshiwaza4065]

💀

[@aleksasnadar]

LOL

[@SpecialJess2]

Orcs use it to contain some of their negative emotions so they can focus on their positive ones like anger

[@torfaro9075]

"when do we smoke the malachite?" that cracked me tf up 😂😂

[@tayzonday]

This is the house all the other house’s parents told them they look like.

[@Alice_June]

Holy shit, the legend

[@Nitrex-zl5iq]

This is what your friend's house looked like to you when you were a kid visiting

[@John-zc5ip]

Chocolate Rain!

[@John-zc5ip]

This guy has the most beautiful smile

[@狗馬鈴薯香腸西諾普]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/o2XUiaWJdt9sfK8..

[@caliqm2199]

The owner of the last mansion is definitely a villain. No way there's a normal businessman who just has a literal mountain as his backyard

[@SoloTwo42]

He founded the Discovery Channel lol.

[@maddeeps5520]

Dude literally owns an entire Far Cry Map in his backyard and you're acting like that's not the coolest shit ever

[@ocal123]

there is something inside that

[@incognitojon902]

@@maddeeps5520 he prolly takes poor people there and kills them off for sport. No normal human being owns that much space

[@maddeeps5520]

@@incognitojon902 Any normal human being that obtains that much cash should own that much space lmfao if you had the option, why would you ever choose less? Some people like privacy and nature and that place has it in spades. Besides they said he uses the property as like a lodge so it's not like there's 1 guy living there.

[@aidencoxmusicguy5097]

0:14 “hey man”

[@MrScary-yq2hx]

Can't wait for Charlie to buy a mansion and have a whole section of the house dedicated to the Moby Huge.

[@nickcollura3050]

I thought your pfp was movie Sonic for a second

[@Maussiegamer]

i juat thought of a room with a rotating pedestal with the moby huge on it, shined on by 9 lamps

[@狗馬鈴薯香腸西諾普]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/o2XUiaWJdt9sfK8...

[@Fanimati0n]

@@Maussiegamer & the moby huge is made of marble too. Like the ceramic cock that Alex uses as a murder weapon in A Clockwork Orange

[@Maussiegamer]

@@Fanimati0n so beautiful

[@gigantesygo2196]

Me: damn this looks cool so far Charlie: "I'm willing to bet whoever owns this is at least 80 years old because of how old fashion it looks" Me:😔

[@bigboybastard7162]

I felt thay one. My first thought was "holy shit this makes you feel like youre in some fixed up ruins almost" and then he went and called it goofy

[@selkrasouza6262]

It gives me castle vibes. That’s rad to me. Any mansion that isn’t a modern grey glass box actually looks interesting.

[@TatsumiOga682]

Big Shawn's place is the only home tour I've ever seen and been like "I would actually like to live there"

[@狗馬鈴薯香腸西諾普]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/o2XUiaWJdt9sfK8...

[@ryanx9379]

"shawns"

[@munamiokuda7816]

AISURU.TOKYO/eunji?💞 (◍•ᴗ•◍)✧*。18 years and over KZbin: This is fine Someone: Says "heck" KZbin: Be gone #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #Интересно #забавно #девушка #смешная #垃圾

[@ElNiNjA246]

I'd love to own that third estate man

[@carriesims9325]

Tyrese gibson??

[@YoBoiHrcky]

"Jesus looks like he's been hit a lot" Well, I mean. Yeah...

[@liesdiebibelbruder420]

And he did that for us.

[@fallingfallfally]

@@liesdiebibelbruder420 He got captured and tortured for people? Sounds like he wasnt very smart

[@liesdiebibelbruder420]

@@fallingfallfally he was because he wanted to be captured and tortured and killed. He is God. He could have come down from the Cross anytime. He did it because it was a Necessary Sacrafice to pay for Humanitys sins. You realy need to read the new Testament. You know nothing about what Jesus did for YOU. Because he loves you. He suffered because you are a Sinner. He did not Sin but suffered so you dont need to suffer. Jesus loves you. He is your father and brother.

[@sukhmandersingh4306]

@@liesdiebibelbruder420 first word of your name is all I wanna say about this

[@michaelchesnut865]

As a lighting designer, let me tell you, that marble house's lighting is BEAUTIFUL. Having cove lighting like that in my house would be a dream come true.

[@jesustrujillo74]

These mansions just have a bunch of random stuff lying around lol

[@user-vx9sr4oc5i]

Omg. kzbin.info/www/bejne/jnybZqykerSVo5I .

[@marquez4497]

Things the owner will never use lol

[@lord_khufu]

if i have the money i’d just bought a normal yet adequate house with a nice room and a top of the line computer to truly enjoy my life and maybe an accessible flat roof to chill out on a sunny day, getting that vitamin d deficiency of mine in check, for now i’ll just live in my room that have 0 windows and stare at my 2014 iPad until my myopia worsen and i’m finally blind.

[@BenDover-dp8jd]

@ye or maybe nah You'd still put photos up or something goofy you bought in a shop though, wouldn't you?!

[@John-zc5ip]

Just a ton of Coca Cola cans

[@account-pending-deletion]

I kinda love how normal and reasonable Big Sean's home is

[@flickcentergaming680]

Me too. And who WOULDN'T want a giant home theater to watch anime on?

[@toffeelatte6042]

Big Sean's house is homely, seems like a nice guy, also one of the only guys that doesn't show his bedroom on a tour which is a small thing, but means a lot, that's his own space and it has its right to privacy. Also the gym is nice and something most people on upper incomes might have in a garage or something, he hasn't gone overboard with some crazy in-house gym just the essentials to do a lil hour or two at home a day.

[@potatosans41]

10:27 that cloud on the top left got some moves

[@sophie________]

it does

[@soapybagle]

I feel like stones and their “healing properties” is mind over matter, really. But, I wouldn’t know since I’m the type to mass buy crystals because they look cool and that’s it

[@smcb9979]

I would imagine a lot of people experience placebo effect with it - they're told the crystal will calm them and center their energy, and then making time to touch the crystal becomes a small meditative ritual for them, causing a self-fulfilling prophecy.

[@FredCracklin]

Certain minerals and elements do have different properties to block different wavelengths of electromagnetic radiation, have anionic properties, and help align electron spin such, but people selling crystals and minerals for healing properties have no clue as to the physics of it all. Same shit with magnetic bracelets and copper wraps and all those gizmos.

[@pineapplethief4418]

@@FredCracklin block different wavelengths whom for and how exactly? And why? And which wavelengths? "align electron spin" just makes my head ache

[@PauaP]

Especially the Himalayan Salt lamps, I mainly like then because they literally look like a glowing slab of meat.

[@katzea.a7880]

@@pineapplethief4418 Just like fam here said, these minerals have interesting properties like amber which was discovered to produce electrostatic energy by Thales of Miletus, pyrite can turn itself into almost perfect cubes, because of their structure opals have a very dazzling visual effect when seen under a magnifying glass, magnetite calls for some very cool experiments because of their magnetic nature etc etc

[@inshaian4088]

Dude that roller coaster tycoon idea is literally how Silverwood Theme Park came to be, it's a theme park in North Idaho and some dude bought an airport and put his planes in the hangars, then bought a steam train and thought you know what would go great with this train? An old fashioned cowboy town, so boom cowboy Town is made, and then he opens it to the public and it expands and eventually became silverwood theme park

[@KhoPhi]

"It's never been a better time to be a scam artist" Truer words have never been spoken!

[@狗馬鈴薯香腸西諾普]

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[@John-zc5ip]

I personally think a smaller house is better, mainly cause it's so much easier to clean.

[@jannisskoulas3753]

If you can afford that house, you can afford people to clean it

[@hazzardgr712]

@@jannisskoulas3753 exactly

[@mikaylarutter674]

Probably if you have a big house, then you have money... So money to hire a maid once every two weeks to keep the dust up.

[@teofilusadinurgaha6396]

We have a same opinion, yo

[@Eisenwulf666]

@@mikaylarutter674 once every two weeks? Wow.. I clean like twice a week and I thought I was lazy...

[@PasiX2]

Somehow the "So it does nothing. It's a fucking rock on a stand" made me laugh way to much.

[@arifhossain9751]

My man Big Sean got enough malachite to make a whole ass Glass Chestplate, but usin it as house decor. What a waste.

[@mrmaxmondays]

Yea he said malachite and I was like “wait that’s a real thing?”

[@狗馬鈴薯香腸西諾普]

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[@desshiwaza4065]

👀 Skyrim reference?

[@mrmaxmondays]

@@desshiwaza4065 mmm skooma

[@toomanyhats7141]

Charlie going in on Malachite like he don’t got his own chunk of Shungite.

[@infinitevirus4826]

did you know: malachite is just raw copper which is impure.

[@lucilla888]

@@infinitevirus4826 thanks

[@gavinsfriend1431]

@@infinitevirus4826 Yes I also believe it is now one of the main sources of copper, might be wrong though.

[@BrendoTheWhite]

Honestly, I'd prefer a really nice rustic mansion with lots of wood and stone in its construction to the modern style mansion

[@matthewodonnell6906]

I love how the giant chess board wasn’t set up correctly in that second video (knight and bishop were switched). It just screams, “I’m a rich pseudo-intellectual who keeps this here not because I like to play chess, but because I want you to think I’m smarter than I actually am.”

[@katzea.a7880]

This reminds me of that one scene in American Psycho where the dudes compare their business card but it's the exact same one

[@drawn_by_starla9462]

That's hilarious

[@gleamyy4452]

i love how they probably don’t even use it since it’s so big and inconvenient , probably a couple times then it’s just decoration

[@bigboybastard7162]

Im not gonna lie, id love to have it just to fuck around and make up dumb games with a giant chess board

[@thomashughes7336]

It was also the wrong way round, 90° off.

[@klaytonfeldman3614]

Okay, this is the second video Charlie has brought up the patio furniture. Mr. Moist, the cushions are made for the sole purpose of being water resistant and can easily be clean and air-dried from sun and the general atmosphere around it. If you left a regular chair out that has regular cushioning and stuff, it'll hold the water and stink/mold. These pieces are mostly cushioned using mesh and similarly light/open stuff

[@prodbytarantino]

You can tell Big Sean is just a humble dude. Wouldn’t doubt that’s how his house looks 24/7. Clean af and with actual homey vibes and ik that night club is poppin at times.Not just some overly giant house filled with useless artificial things to look at just because they could afford it.

[@asiansushiamv835]

Imagine having to run a marathon every time you want a glass of water when you’re in the living room

[@BenDover-dp8jd]

The butler brings it!

[@John-zc5ip]

Motivation

[@狗馬鈴薯香腸西諾普]

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[@tiajoseph7309]

And slipping on the marble floor while trying to get there.

[@coserkaze]

big sean performed at my uni too. this man just be in everyone's colleges lmao

[@狗馬鈴薯香腸西諾普]

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[@Glass-Bowl]

That's what I like to see. As soon as the owner of an unnecessarily large living space starts acting disingenuous about their unimportant shit, I stop caring. But Shawn here, "Heh... Freaky door. Heheheh." He deserves it all.

[@corvoattano1094]

I feel like Charlie will always be at his current place and never get a mansion no matter how much money he has

[@thememe986]

You know Charlie basically lives in a mansion already right? Lol

[@cravingtuna1561]

@@thememe986 his room looks like a college dorm

[@kylegonewild]

@@cravingtuna1561 He has a decent size house but it's not littered with 7 million dollars in marble and 20 million dollars in shitty rocks and furniture.

[@munamiokuda7816]

AISURU.TOKYO/eunji?💞 (◍•ᴗ•◍)✧*。18 years and over KZbin: This is fine Someone: Says "heck" KZbin: Be gone #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #Интересно #забавно #девушка #смешная #垃圾

[@whytakeroninsenpai]

Wow this comment section is ducked

[@BiggusNickus]

Big Sean seems like a very humble guy. Sure, the man made a lot of money but at least he worked to make his house a home.

[@sleepisthecousinofdeath7395]

It’s empty with a gay rock

[@merlin8630]

@@sleepisthecousinofdeath7395 gay rock??

[@dman6093]

That second house had so much floor to ceiling marble I'd feel like I was in a very unwelcoming insane asylum.

[@CullanSanders]

If crystals are that powerful, why not make a mansion out of crystal instead of marble

[@Cencyte]

You know why

[@FredCracklin]

People do use quartz for kitchen counters and such. It's a hell of a lot more difficult to have it en masse compared to marble though.

[@gavinsfriend1431]

Way more expensive and much harder to do.

[@sploog]

are you fucking insane why would you make it out of anything but marble

[@CullanSanders]

@@sploog you're right, what was I thinking. If the frequencies of the crystals are even a fraction of a hz off, everyone's head in a 10 mile radius would turn to red mist

[@darkeather2]

I don't believe crystals actually do anything, but I think they look cool and I like the concept that they do shit, even if they don't. I want my house to look like a witches' home, and when questioned about it just reply "I just think it's neat."

[@flickcentergaming680]

I completely agree with you. Rocks are cool, and if having them around MIGHT do things, all the more reason to have them all over your house.

[@BxBxProductions]

they dont do crap, its all BS marketing meant to scam gullibles into buying cheap rocks for insane markups. the modern witchy subculture's all about profiting off impressionable women who thinks buying a few quartz crystals, incense and dumbass trinkets makes them witches lol. real 'witches' are seen as magical because when they practice, its like watching a surgeon do surgery IRL. stuff can seem like black magic to normies. trust me they aint doing magical stuff but they KNOW and are experts at what theyre doing. modern witches these days cant even cook or understand the sciences/medicine while legit witches are able to produce pharma grade stuff from basic ingredients around them.

[@aurawraxd]

It's cool knowing that Charlie also likes Big Sean. He really does seem very wholesome and polite, as well as neat.

[@karizma4205]

“When do we go smoke the malikai” fucking killed me 😂😂😂

[@Huwskie]

He doesn’t seem like a douche unlike some other rappers I’m not going to name… I like him.

[@SnifferSock]

Naming them would take too long...

[@Triizmiie]

You mean basically every single one of them?

[@FeviviViper]

@@Triizmiie There is definitely some who are not. Kendrick Lamar being one of them

[@jortk7598]

@@FeviviViper Kendrick Lamar is the goat, but he’s also a douche man

[@FeviviViper]

@@jortk7598 Lmao you big trippin. I have personally met him before at one of his meet and greets and he was one of the most kind and gentle spirited people I have ever met. Don't take just my word for it, many people have had similar experiences with him.

[@ytnukesme1600]

"I don't have a Marvel movie, not yet" every one and their grandma has a Marvel movie and a Netflix original these days, he'll get his eventually.

[@starlightbrigade2789]

When are we gettin the Charlie $247,000 middle class house tour

[@codgod6848]

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[@user-vx9sr4oc5i]

Omg.. kzbin.info/www/bejne/jnybZqykerSVo5I .

[@sfooshy4517]

The housing market is terrible. His definitely costs more than 247k.

[@yurtthesilentgod1225]

@ye or maybe nah what is middle class to you lmao. Average middle class is less than 100 k a year.

[@trevorandrew8726]

@ye or maybe nah literally fuckin cap I just did a dive and within 20 seconds of loading onto a real estate website for the Tampa Florida area I see around 40 listings under 300k on a single site. Why pretend to know about something you’ve got no footing in? Some armchair intellectual shit man.

[@zombie2401]

Why buy big houses they're cool but imagine trying to clean

[@codgod6848]

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[@courtneythecapricorn3634]

Well if you can afford a mansion, you can afford cleaning services lol

[@randaranatunga7259]

Yeah that’s one helluva chore lol

[@orchidforpresident]

That’s why you just pay other people to do it for you.

[@user-vx9sr4oc5i]

Omg.. kzbin.info/www/bejne/jnybZqykerSVo5I .

[@snekysnek3976]

When malachite is polished, it’s a lot prettier then the raw pice like what he had. I have a few pieces myself! Not because of it’s “healing properties” but because it’s ✨s h i n y✨and pretty.

[@snooganslestat2030]

Valid reasons. 😁

[@joemanco8002]

There's still nothing more tacky than walking into someone's house and seeing that it's decorated with 100% wolf themed shit.

[@stud6097]

Big Sean's mansion is one of the only mansions that doesn't seem like an excuse for a non existent personality.

[@viajesangel8673]

8:54 "the world is a piece of unmarbled shit" - a book of slam poetry, by charlie

[@killershark90]

I had a garbage burning pile near my house growing up, I'm 100% certain that "stone of harmony" was a wad of melted plastic

[@狗馬鈴薯香腸西諾普]

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[@gregorymirabella1423]

9:11 nice how they synced up saying marble.

[@TylerDollarhide]

I still find it funny how much they value marble as a symbol of wealth. When I studied abroad in Greece last year, their sidewalks are literally made of marble bricks because of how common of a resource it is there.

[@Jokin_Jake]

"Mountain 1.3 Billion Years Old" (13:29) Me: "Aren't they all?"

[@Madeleine_des_Esseintes]

Can't believe Big Sean has a necklace with Charlie's face on it. A true connoisseur.

[@caliyani]

sean actually seems like a cool guy tho

[@bmore7823]

If I had this money, I’d have like himbo statues everywhere or something. Not some random ass rock.

[@idislikemints]

Create different scenes in every room with statues. Some are in a fashion show. Some are fighting to the death, etc. At least is more interesting to look at.

[@John-zc5ip]

Nice wig Obama

[@Us3r739]

I’d collect all marvel and dc statues. I’d want realistic diorama rooms from different worlds in film. We could have a Jurassic world theme jungle area, horror forest, a world war 2 area, hell. That would be fucking awesome

[@f-22raptorlandingzone30]

I'd use all the money to display models, collectibles and old guns. Hell I'd go as far as to print out cards like what exhibits have that have information for visitors to read. Nobodies leaving my solid marble mansion without learning about tommy guns and the 1957 Chevy Bel-air.

[@munamiokuda7816]

AISURU.TOKYO/eunji?💞 (◍•ᴗ•◍)✧*。18 years and over KZbin: This is fine Someone: Says "heck" KZbin: Be gone #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #Интересно #забавно #девушка #смешная #垃圾

[@brianscalabrine2225]

Big Sean's house is actually pretty sick. Sure he has that malachite stone but it looks cool even if it doesn't make you superman.

[@CheeseAndCrackers_]

It’s poisonous in water or if you hold it too much

[@saridium7749]

Charlie is actually just taking us on a adventure on what he'll buy in the future out of all the house tours he's been going over.

[@juicethegoose4738]

As someone who owns crystals I can indeed confirm that if one of them cracks open, my house will collapse and I will spontaneously combust

[@PDog69]

Just the cost of keeping a mansion clean, things around the house going missing, etc - the whole thing seems like a giant headache 😁😁😁 it does look very nice, though 🥊🕹🎮

[@狗馬鈴薯香腸西諾普]

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[@jedy5658]

Man, those full marble houses look like one of those houses kids make in Minecraft with like Quartz Blocks but with Raytracing and high resolution texture packs.

[@lanch5986]

“That’s the stone of harmony? It just looks like… like…straight up… b u d ”

[@asleepcorn3391]

I thought I heard him wrong I’d never expect Charlie to call weed bud

[@101trus]

Charlie definitely smokes often.. that’s why he has so many brain farts lol

[@SamMito28]

1:05 Jesus Christ they're minerals!

[@Squidgiebob]

“Sir, would you like some house with your marble?”

[@CiruPlays]

i love you charlie. "so it does nothing, it's a f'ing rock, on a stand" fuck i love you man XD

[@luckydeegsy]

1:30 explaining to my girlfriend that the rock isn’t going to take her anxiety away

[@狗馬鈴薯香腸西諾普]

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[@Soigenie]

Love it when my home gym literally just has a treadmill, a yoga mattress, and a exercise ball

[@pashedmotatoes877]

now that i think about it having a bathroom made mostly of marble would suck, the risk of tripping and hitting your head on the surface isnt worth it.

[@cairo9037]

Big Sean kept such a good attitude lmao

[@codgod6848]

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