new #1 skywars strategy

[@sapphomine]

Technoblade: *It's over, Anakin. I have legally obtained personal property and have built a residence upon it*

[@potatobug5136]

*YOU underestimate my power*

[@jduviidnjcjdksk7749]

Ur profile pic is my religion

[@Bossbabyfan2023]

nah that's real property not personal property

[@sapphomine]

qawmame do you mean real estate lmao

[@Bossbabyfan2023]

Real estate would work here, but I meant real property. Real property is "immovable" property like buildings or land, personal property is "movable" property that isn't fixed on the ground..

[@prod_brn]

“If you don’t have good interior, how will you win?” *removes a dead bush*

[@Baddino45]

I KNOW RIGHT?!? What amateur.

[@AZ-cw1gt]

How shame he could possibly broke a dead bush

[@LD-dt1sk]

And he wont be dead

[@siawsebastian9089]

It all comes to personal preference

[@sergevictoryyt]

@@joshsg4338 stfu

[@fishbowlliz]

"Hippity hoppity, get off my property." - Technoblade, 2019 in SMP Earth.

[@a_businessman]

wait smp earth was 2019?

[@qrosilaux6775]

@@a_businessman wait WHAT

[@xexpaguette]

three years ago

[@samuelrosethorne1858]

AH yes

[@davidtapley2932]

Reading this comment makes me miss techno more

[@kapsxd]

Next day: Everybody builds houses for themselves in skywars and live happily ever after

[@strike0057]

And the ender dragon showed up and destroy everything

[@kxiled]

Homeless people decreased by 80%

[@suchlag5891]

Str!ke Now homeless people increased by 6969%

[@Marek.Svatos]

XD

[@Sparemethestrike]

Smp series

[@MiningManiac-dd1fl]

I just did this strategy, and I was in the final 2. The other person looked at me, and said, "nice Technoblade house strat." About a minute later, he fell into the void and I won. THIS WORKS!!!

[@somebody721]

I bet this is how people get masters in ranked

[@AbdurRaheemMahomed]

Lul

[@jeretoon8350]

I tried this, I won 4/9 games and I’m garbage. 2 times they fell off the map and the other two I held down right click while holding snowballs

[@Soapduck_]

Peoples accuracy are below my grades

[@topty9583]

people just underestimate you

[@alanqp6228]

techno uses Strat: 100% win rate me uses Strat: 0% win rate and before I can ever get blocks I get rushed by some dude with prot 9 million Diamond amour and a Diamond sword that has so much sharpness I can't even look at the dude before i'm dead

[@dyno2278]

Diamond*

[@anotherasian3514]

it’s because your property value wasn’t high enough. common mistake smh.

[@sudeepk8449]

@RenTheHedgehog that’s the joke it’s called hyperbole

[@franzferdinand721]

I'm laughing too hard at this

[@ynyaan]

YE LMAO

[@crabby4911]

Technoblade: **literally does nothing except building a house** Also Technoblade: **wins easily**

[@real_pieiskewl]

Deadsh0t50 bot lol

[@lazyowl9616]

Techno: doesn't kill other players Other skywars players: *fine, I'll do it myself*

[@deandewet1151]

you should have wrote everyone:so i have chosen death

[@wintop..]

we watched the video

[@crabby4911]

@@wintop.. congrats

[@barteque_]

9:20 "get out of my property" and shooting people this is so american

[@anthonypaul5654]

@Expostulated Its still on 69

[@hugebuffman3619]

@@anthonypaul5654 now it's on 110

[@bloo6639]

I wanna die its 12 squared

[@goedough]

@@bloo6639 it's 278

[@goedough]

@@sircheesethethird6179 yo do realise I commented like 2 weeks ago my guy...

[@nabilmohdamin8872]

Everyone else playing skywars: **sweating intensifies** Technoblade: haha house go brr

[@Last_expert]

Nobody sweats this game everyone’s bad

[@alanquach7455]

@@Last_expert agreed you’re bad

[@shelli6518]

@@alanquach7455 who's side am i supposed to be on

[@alanquach7455]

@@shelli6518 no idea I just said that because they said everyone who plays this game is bad, meaning they’re bad too for playing it

[@shelli6518]

@@alanquach7455 i ok so you and right yes

[@tonysopranodrivingsongslover]

i litterally started watching techno blade because of minecraft mondays, what is this man doing? how is he always winning?!? he, he builds houses.

[@zyyfox5751]

justokay107 same

[@eliasredlich3425]

Just wait when you see his 1000x winstreak video

[@nate6617]

Welcome to the Technoblade channel friend

[@peterhu7039]

dw he is a god at pretty much anything XD

[@yakineko6635]

you fool you have only but begun

[@SammyMaggio]

"What he sees is a random steve skin building a terrible house, He assumes you've downloaded the game yesterday- He assumes you think youre playing singleplayer and that you don't even know the difference between him and a creeper, and then suddenly he tries to bridge up and then you become spontaneously intelligent and then just throw him off the cliff before he can do anything and *free coins"* -Technoblade 2017 idk what made me laugh so hard, either it was the creeper or free coins.

[@vinishoos9190]

Sammy/Tracy Maggio dude I’m not even lying I promise I was scrolling down the comments while watching this and I read this the EXACT same time techno was saying it in the vid I swear I’m not even lying

[@SammyMaggio]

That legit happens to me sometimes XD

[@suchlag5891]

Awww man

[@amnesiac8887]

*SPONTANEOUS INTELLIGENCE*

[@SpectreBlitz]

I was gonna like but I was that you were on 69

[@walkerly_]

This was the very first video of Techno's that I watched. Really sad to see him go, he was truly a great inspiration to me and many others...

[@ruok6506]

Same this was the first video I seen from him, this video blew up on people's recommendations, been watching him ever since Technoblade never dies

[@Gaymorr]

HE. NEVER. DIES.

[@braydenhuskinson2147]

@@Gaymorr he just did cuh

[@masterweird]

@@braydenhuskinson2147 heros will be remembered but legends never die

[@therealflowminecraft]

@@braydenhuskinson2147 lmao straight and honest

[@Dogonlol]

*grian would like to know your location*

[@anxiousbean33]

Don’t you mean Grain he’s bread

[@aloopekis]

@@anxiousbean33 no grian is a famous builder

[@johnxstudio2683]

@@aloopekis i think he's joking?

[@aloopekis]

@@johnxstudio2683 maybe

[@anxiousbean33]

FFF_playz_ MC yes I was joking... I still watch his videos and he made a joke about him not being bread

[@bitshot8043]

If only I had enemies this incompetent

[@kkTeaz]

Everywhere

[@justsomegoosewithinterneta4199]

Every

[@takemetothestarz]

E

[@Milomite1]

.

[@omicra6874]

‎

[@sehajchadha2633]

whenever i feel im not on my A game i watch techno and get better, Rest in peace king

[@Zan9k]

Bro u might have won the game at 4:04, but you decreased your property value at the same time, so who is the true winner?

[@gamervloggersgb5690]

The insurance companies

[@deltanedas]

@@gamervloggersgb5690 underrated

[@lilxnan]

ur right

[@herbykit]

404 property value not found

[@kahdka1254]

erty16542 We are the winners

[@aru_bedo]

0:20 Places crafting bench 2 blocks from an already pre-places crafting bench

[@ultimatecrow6167]

ThermalScr33n and still wins

[@yeaboiii4946]

69 likes

[@hugebuffman3619]

pvp tactics

[@Slackow]

ThermalScr33n I've seen this video 4 times and didn't notice that until you said that

[@ananimoselty2234]

He just wanted to remove that dead bush

[@broke_block]

Spawn island: exists* Technoblade: it’s free real estate

[@xyzzy64]

this is literally the best use of this meme i have ever seen yet you only got 57 likes :(

[@homan-awa]

this is so underrated what

[@federicothecreator]

So nobody’s gonna mention that his nick is: “Architect”? It fits perfectly.

[@xxbeans93xx76]

It’s almost as if he made his nick that to fit the video?

[@qthyuckk]

Architect more like architech

[@miwiki6]

it's almost as if you could choose the nick you will use when you do /nick!

[@electric_3110]

@@qthyuckk ah, i see your a man of culture as well.

[@cyberrrt]

ʏᴇᴀʜ ᴡᴇ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ɪᴛ's ɴᴏᴛ ғᴜɴɴʏ ᴀᴛ ᴀʟʟ

[@dfchandler2671]

Taxes went up and i lost the game :(

[@Technoblade]

rip

[@dfchandler2671]

You're a legend, you just a made a nerds day

[@xapdraws]

*you're

[@dfchandler2671]

there ya go

[@TheCaliBoy]

Full Moon Gaming nice one

[@Sam2Reel]

8:58 I like how mr bean went in the house just to say hello. What a great man

[@luvovi]

I liked the part with the door.

[@BlueSolarEclipse]

I liked the part where he almost forgot the door.

[@braydenlund4204]

DoorFrame ok door

[@Fuvy]

my fave

[@cnixk2097]

I liked the part with glass

[@Slackow]

BlueSolarEclipse nice

[@iGapLOnYoutube]

The best way to be good at skywars is to eat a balanced breakfast.

[@bjarksi69]

iGapL - Minecraft true also i watch u

[@runarcn]

tapl ripoff change name to technohate or something

[@jul.ia.f]

oooo u watch techno

[@magmiy]

TurtleArtz GFX / DZN oh no he ripped off a minecraft name

[@aangblaster]

And get good elbows. You need those elbows man.

[@wchannel996]

tryhard: *oh look, a kids building a house this should be ez* the kid in the house:

[@ADirtBlock]

I'm gonna see so many houses now in solo ;-;

[@alurienflame4439]

Imagine a skywars game where the last two players both built houses, so it just end in a tie because neither of them leave.

[@REDgamingHD]

ADirtBlock just saw one today

[@squidguy7907]

This explains a lot

[@sifi3355]

ADirtBlock funny thing is I did this strategy with my friend without knowing it was an actual strategy

[@oeight447]

its just gonna be a neighborhood

[@benplum5278]

9:30 techno shows his second amendment rights

[@RaySizim]

Stop and delete your channel you worthless son of a human

[@h0stilefr0g9]

Freeby 32 dont be rude

[@splufs8625]

Kami no let him, there bots so they can’t reply

[@splufs8625]

Kami actually, he COPIED animations

[@soysource3218]

Begging for subs is weak.

[@CaribbeanF]

We lost a great man today Rest In Peace technoblade ❤️

[@Tripledeluxer]

"KZbinr opens door, watches man die, then closes door again" best tactic

[@landevequilay918]

Child*

[@thetroll7841]

@@landevequilay918 Orphan*

[@Nugcon]

2017 Defib Skywars trap videos

[@Echosays]

This guy needs to collab with Grian

[@wizardlizard4496]

The ultra mega biga super duper slooper plan!

[@xDqvidGamingMinecraft]

Echo says grian can build while techno does the guarding xd

[@davidtoth3032]

yes.

[@thecloudyorker5188]

Echo says Nah Grian is not in the same building skill level as Techno. Techno is way to much of a pro.

[@bananapalyz3668]

Echo says yes

[@vukotreci]

Techno: I'm not even tryharding Me, an intellectual: He has become Grian, a tryhard at building

[@RBeesMusings]

Scar and BdoubleO are bigger tryhards than grian..they are gods at terraforming/use beacons as light sources in survival..grian is like Kyle ren in the face of darth andeddu

[@TheCaliBoy]

The #1 skywars strategy is to get guuuud

[@Technoblade]

that's the number one stategy for pretty much everything tbh

[@nullnull3438]

How about spelling?

[@TheCaliBoy]

Team Dumbinators did that on purpose

[@starcubey]

Everyone knows that it is spelled "git gud" with only 1 "u"

[@minecraft_shortsmc]

I think he meant techno's spelling xD

[@jimmysmith7898]

that thumbnail is the pinnacle of human talent in art, a masterpiece for the ages. it shall be remembered for all eternity.

[@BlueSolarEclipse]

or not

[@bigboyhops2083]

Indeed.

[@woopwoop6338]

Jimmy Smith it’s not a house it’s a home

[@veryscaryreaper8883]

What’s sad is that this is my peak. This is the most attention I will receive for anything in my entire life. This was my one time in the spotlight. And it is a shitty MSPaint thumbnail for a Minecraft video. (If you want proof that I was jexxet, you can look up my current name on NameMC.)

[@timeset3723]

You are right and I can only draw pathetic perfect circles

[@sinic07]

I don't know why these videos are bursting. Getting in recommendation after techno passed away These videos are making me sad and nothing else I hope he's alive and just pranking

[@animeloverron8004]

Same I really hope it’s a joke

[@plasmadanny]

It's OK to be sad, I thought this aswell, I thought it would be in technoblade fashion but after seeing everyone's tributes, it gets harder and harder to believe, but it might just be an elaborate way to escape and if it is I wouldn't even be mad, what he achieved in his life and the amount of stress he must had gone through would have been intolerable for anyone and Alex said himself that he doesn't deal well in high stress situations. But even so Long live the blood god, you have done well in your life, now go conquer heaven.

[@NotSteel]

I feel the same. But you can't deny what happened.

[@Dudeman1738]

He has full prot gear and grapples and I have nothi- *he walks off edge* .... why do I play this

[@PlacidSine]

joseph steinberg why did you just quote the video

[@KriticalHD69]

And i have all the gear and im killed by a no armor and stone sword in 3 hits

[@deoce]

@7l6 what, how does that guy have anything to do withthe video or the comment?

[@lguffee4930]

@Dino Boy No no, he’s got a point.

[@done3417]

We watched the video

[@AreHorsesReal]

Techno 1 year after this video: Makes fun of someone who builds a house on their island.

[@anthonyhemmersbach7390]

Your comment is a year ago now :>

[@oatmealdoodles]

Proceeds to cyber bully Dream in the SMP for not having a house… -_-

[@MuffinHead1001]

@@anthonyhemmersbach7390YOUR comment is 2 years ago

[@AryanMahajan-zz4ro]

@@MuffinHead1001 YOUR comment is 3 months ago

[@MuffinHead1001]

@@AryanMahajan-zz4ro WELL, ERM YOUR COMMENT IS *7 HOURS AGO*

[@오계옥-l9m]

Technoblade: *literally does nothing except building a house* Also Technoblade: *wins easily*

[@user-ym7jr9ph2u]

ㄴㅈ

[@arsenicflask]

Techno is only using 5% of his power in Skywars

[@vince2969]

@Poka Tetris 0.5

[@AbyssalBruh]

0.000000000000000001%

[@zackhancock5168]

0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001

[@brucemarks2851]

Impressive, u made me use 1% of my power

[@randomnoob3033]

0% he's not even using it

[@degu8028]

Picture it: PVP gods are having an insane battle outside - lava is cascading onto the ground, rods are being hurled in every direction, potions are splashing on every surface... A pig snout pokes through the curtains of a nearby house. He watches the war unfurling in front of him, silently judging. Waiting for the moment to pounce. He glances at the strength potion in his trotter, and back again at the players. The player in front of PVP_God1 erupts into an explosion of blood particles and items. PVP_GOD1 feels a surge of victory and quickly looks through the loot. He suddenly hears an oink behind him, and it is only a moment before he sees "YOU DIED!" on the screen before him in bold, red letters. ... Someone please give me an award for 'Best Writer 2017'. Lol I'm so bored [EDIT] 500 likes!! Thank you very much :)))

[@runarcn]

Degu_Girl congrats for best vriter evir. Me spik gud Inglisj

[@plaincrazynetwork9826]

Degu_Girl OMG that was actually a REALLY good story! And I would know because I'm I writer too

[@petesiharath9328]

how long did it take you to think of this.

[@degu8028]

Plaincrazy Network Lmao thank you! I was just very bored, and when you're bored, you do weird things...

[@plaincrazynetwork9826]

Degu_Girl lol ikr

[@dingbaaat5569]

lol i was watching this and trying the strat. yep 100% win ratio

[@KrisspyyK]

After being subscribed for about a month with your quality thumbnails that people put their blood sweat and tears into I've confirmed that you are in fact at my top 10 most Overpowered anime characters.

[@casualsanta]

FAKE. I tried this in 2008 and I lost all my money to the failing housing market

[@cryingpogamongusman1960]

SuperShourya and real life was released on 1

[@siawsebastian9089]

A true economist wouldn't say that

[@nonamesaretaken5616]

the great regression

[@simplyaqua15]

@@Duality305 im struggling to figure out if this is a joke

[@JavaJake123]

The Fish *0

[@DIVYARAJCO.]

ANDREW TATE: what color is your Bugatti (2023) TECHNOBLADE: What kind of house do you have (2017)1:35 I have a theory...........

[@Tom-if5vd]

Again techno ... u forgot the big red arrows ...

[@viperthehelicopter7819]

he can still add arrows

[@veryscaryreaper8883]

You mean I forgot the big red arrows. I made the thumbnail...

[@cloverdove]

Hexagons

[@abey2188]

FATHER : Son What is ur plan for future Son : I AM GONNA OWN A PROPERTY AND CHILL AS THE OTHER SKYWARS PLAYERS FELL DOWN

[@batmandangerous3955]

I’m rewatching everything. The content is still S tier.

[@neokatwastaken]

Techno blade: I am surprised that nobody is here in the middle yet. This is supposed to be where everyone goes and fights. me: *literally sees 2 full dia armor players fighting with each other* umm what are you talking about?

[@Swimmernightdog179]

I know why he wins TECHNOBLADE NEVA DIES

[@sharlivee]

Legends never *DIEEEEEE~!*

[@sammievroo2507]

He wins by houses

[@Gameknight2169]

Techno with Skywars players: "I had no expectations and I'm still disappointed."

[@goultzfan]

Technoblade: *misses every bow shot* Also Technoblade: wow you're so bad you missed every egg

[@alexklink9777]

Mohamad Harb and then he proceeded to bow him down with like 6 consecutive shots from 50 blocks away

[@sammievroo2507]

Egg is spam bow is slow

[@BinnerMinecraft]

the best way to be good at skywars is to be the biggest nerd ever.

[@user-no6il7ij3y]

NERDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[@leowiding8792]

Binner - Minecraft No you need a gaming chair and the default texture pack xD

[@kayvee7983]

agreed

[@zuccy_93]

Binner so be technoblade

[@chinguspingus6256]

Binner a sweaty nerd u mean

[@qrosilaux6775]

"He wants to be friends but I've learn't my lesson" " *_No friendship ever_* "

[@jonathanwassink3052]

No-one: Not a single soul: Technobalde making a craftingtable while there’s one right next to him 0:18

[@tarashi1162]

all part of his master plan

[@macacopedreiro214]

Dont do Kids Drugs

[@runarcn]

I am a simple man. I see a Technoblade video. I turn off AdBlock. I watch

[@jamesjohn3535]

i dont get

[@pot5290]

cheesed sontechnoblade can make money

[@Nugcon]

good

[@Lisa-xr6ty]

this is GOLDEN.

[@pyotrxd8225]

But, ads help technoblade

[@owen-lo8bg]

Techno: this is a surprisingly good statagy and even i don't know why. Also techno:hit people with a bow shot while there moving from half way across the map.

[@wordscrambled]

7:38 *im literally dying at his glass placement*

[@mokebanana]

1:42 i wish i could type as fast as that guy

[@Dino-vn2ms]

Moke Banana i can do that lol

[@poofbomb-minecraftmore1883]

oh yea? whats your higest speed on nitro type, nerd?

[@Tornnnado]

Poofbomb - Minecraft & More! What's nitro type

[@poofbomb-minecraftmore1883]

a competitive online racing game where you move through typing. It is basically an educational game, though, but still pretty fun I guess.

[@gloopco]

It’s 3 letters are you not a nerd?

[@danielmontmeny9880]

Dan: goes sweat mode and FAILES 50 games straight. Techno: Builds a house, gets 0 gear, and wins every game

[@xivluv]

hmm the strategy is missing thing.... A PENTAGON!

[@cheskisuxu]

who needs to ruin children's day when you can become an architecture lol

[@mothlookingatyouthruthewin9706]

Cheskis hey I am an architecture in real life and I find this very offensive.

[@TeamOrdigamer]

*architect

[@alurienflame4439]

shush we're architectures.

[@revvilo]

Why is that so funny to me...

[@amazon_kai]

Seadog 13 then why are you watching a man beat children to death for coins on KZbin?

[@vitanaiq9884]

I can't believe how BAD Skywars players were 5 years ago.

[@username2168]

For real, now everyone is cheating or monster at the game

[@suikersuiker]

the best way is to *bhop the shit outta every nerd*

[@alterinq2383]

lmao just saw ur comment on hypickle alert ;3

[@the_bloodhound8610]

lmao why did this make me laugh so much

[@hkephala4852]

lmao

[@dr.chopper3804]

xoCZox but when they hit you you get some insane knockback

[@anw5772]

3:45 when he fell off I lost it!

[@cru2006]

1:40 funniest part

[@froolsy]

IT IS OMG

[@famlit9943]

4 pickaxes at the start of the game WE HAVE BEEN TRICKED THE PICKAXES ARE PAID ACTORS

[@B0wser998]

"I don't make the rules, I just discover them" LOL

[@ovalrock5527]

5:39 “natural selection per intelligence” Assuming that Skywars players have intelligence? Bold move.

[@qruoy]

Skywars Map: **exists** Technoblade: _Its free real estate_

[@kaihee399]

Original comment: **exists** Mxntej: *It's free real estate*

[@qruoy]

@@kaihee399 I see it now but I didn't see it before

[@ef2526]

0:01 4 diamond picks in one chest nice

[@randomperson5693]

His videos hits different now....

[@cad9751]

IF YOU WALK PAST A MOD JUST SAY OH BOI I HOPE THEY BRING BACK TECHNO GUILD!

[@TeamOrdigamer]

Oh, and also, "Oh boi I sure hope they bring spec chat back"

[@troglodytetroglodyteto5997]

R I P techno you will never be forgotten. Techno never dies my wigga

[@MJV216]

Technoblade is the third pig, building out of the strongest material. This is the new canon.

[@MonsterSquid2006]

Everyone: rush them kill sweat Thechnoblade: Builds house

[@DarthRevany]

Durable thechnoblade

[@sharikjamidin6957]

Its so satisfying wen he is placing the blocks

[@Qurgolith]

"I don't make the rules I just discover them." - He who never dies.

[@boblarry6897]

RIP legend techno may he rest well

[@stitch_playz9710]

Please teach me your ways, you, the king, THE BLADE. It is statistically proven that people have about a 0.005 chance of winning once you join. You, the king of Skywars. Teach us.

[@somepersonyouhavenoassocia1856]

Here I was asking "what if someone built a house in skywars? "....

[@sethpickett4770]

Can we just appreciate that thumbnail ( perfection 👌🏻)

[@RiceBowlS3]

this one is a classic, one of my favorite vids techno made, hope your house is nice in heaven as well.

[@alsowaffled3759]

Technoblade: 0:26 I GOT A FISH!!

[@misuriyae]

Who's the nicked youtuber?- I wanna know his/her reaction

[@jacobw4612]

Same!

[@misnomer6345]

Who is it

[@killerkirby366]

Whooooo!

[@slylilroxyfoxy8841]

Who

[@mosessinanta8005]

I don't know who it is, but whoever it was might get ashamed about his / her death it won't be in the video lol

[@imcalculus]

Technoblade: *This is my private domicile and I will not be harrassed*

[@palea1335]

Thank god he left this video alone...

[@jaderush4141]

01:35 So that's where Techno's habit of making fun of homeless people started. Poor Dream. He just never stood a chance. 02:13 Techno: has 5 diamond pickaxes and specifically points it out at the beginning of the video Also Techno: breaks wood with glass 06:50 I was actually sure it was gonna be that way, tbh. Techno's nicks are sometimes just as conspicuous, lol.

[@TheOneTrueGhostyBoi]

Can’t believe Technoblade stole my strat of building a wall so high that no one can ever get over it and launching anyone who dares approach me into the void

[@tomaszwegielewski7964]

0:33 Maybe because you just ALWAYS win

[@shaheergurchani4518]

everybody: fight each other to the death. Techno: builds a house.

[@GKforce12]

RIP Techno keep on being #1 where ever you are!

[@mercurymagma858]

Now we're going to see 100k people doing this every game. Thanks technoblade!

[@iooaf]

Technoblade:nobody gas gone to mid already. Me:but why are they fighting in the right side of the screen,cant u see them? (8:09)

[@cooperblooper3569]

Technoblade - builds houses and wins the game still. Me - goes full tryhard and is lucky to get top three, if a win at all.

[@manbuckett3460]

9:19 Hypixel stand your ground laws? Castle Doctrine?

[@glitchjedi9584]

Lazarbeam: its a diamond pick axe, I nEeD fIvE oF tHeM Techno: Hold my beer

[@nottnert]

Techno: uses house strategy Land master: I’m bouta bed this mans whole career

[@grimbread3731]

instead of being sad all the time. i enjoy his old vids

[@BowserGlazer]

In smash, I once told someone that if they lose to an inkling that just spams roller, it's not inkling's fault. Now I say this to Minecraft players. If you lose to someone who spends the whole game building a house, it's not the house's fault.

[@dangerwaffle2153]

I think this was the first Technoblade video I ever watched, my brother too Thank you Mr Blade, I just know you've got yourself some affordable housing up there

[@Humanoid126]

I got evicted by the last guy. He threw me off the map.

[@heythere8374]

Someone: "Stop using that strategy." Techno: "Hold my beer."