how i got into minecraft monday

[@jschlattLIVE]

we will do great things this monday

[@Technoblade]

those fools. they don't stand a chance

[@lxdixd]

wait ur teaming with jschlatt? gg everyone else

[@alexkostler512]

Indeed

[@yummychicken9810]

Woah you guys will team?

[@stem8216]

no backstab pls i would like my hero to be able to eat

[@JackSucksAtLife]

I too have faced the wrath of being completely ghosted in the MM Twitter DMs

[@konradfletcher6311]

Literally no one has liked your comment after 22 mins. How does it feel, Mr Sucks?

[@Joshy-]

HUGE F

[@naam_loos]

You even get ghosted in this comment section

[@steepcartoon917]

92 likes wow

[@Sienna-mt5vn]

jacksucksatminecraftmondays

[@jacobsowa5983]

Techno: "I can't process numbers that big" Me: *thinks about potato war and all the numbers he talked about

[@shadowsovereign3302]

Lmao

[@clappingslapper6349]

his brain has grown sense this video

[@psychott6]

@@clappingslapper6349 and your since sense hasn't edit: How come people don't have the ability to comprehend the sarcasm in this joke? Voices, step up your game! We are superior to any other chat, and we cannot have ourselves distinctly known as "joke missers." What type of abomination do you think I am? We are a collective conscience and I'm not having that shit be ruined. Take a damn joke.

[@zayhao]

*character development*

[@tonysoprano200]

Ok

[@iz8942]

Technoblade: "3,000 viewers maybeeeee." Technoblade a year and a half later: "700,000 viewers meh."

[@trenkrzys]

900,000

[@arpita1shrivas]

*its a bird, its a plane* *_RUN ITS TECHNOBLADE_*

[@theomills5902]

@@arpita1shrivas ITS TECHNOPLANE

[@TD-HO]

When techno joins they be like: pfff a newbie 1 week later: RUN ITS TECHNOBLADE

[@ashd9498]

Funny, you predicted the future.

[@tacopinata605]

Meowing Oswoof no he commented this 6 months ago mm was 10ish months

[@DavidGalvanwiz]

The combat followed him

[@eposboy5656]

Little did they know he plays blitz

[@ashd9498]

Oh yeah yeah Sub2pewds my bad, sorry! :)

[@FinnKid1]

Techno, when he gets attacked: "Could you *please* leave me alone, kind sir? Thank you." JSchlatt, when he gets attacked: *Incomprehensible 2 bytes per second screeching*

[@smallworldhaker7781]

they’re both so different yet so amazing

[@hi-nw7qy]

@@smallworldhaker7781 I'm excited

[@Euzoqr]

@@hi-nw7qy hi excited wait...

[@xvelocity7083]

The funny mic

[@smallworldhaker7781]

@@hi-nw7qy I'm Absolutely Hyped™

[@thegodkiller0194]

“The thing is, when you got 50,000 people, a few of them are gonna be serial killers.” -Technoblade

[@adequatetoodles]

I seriously saw this right as he said it lol

[@lolsmileyface6246]

Awesome Toodles SAMEE

[@naturegame8624]

I don't feel like he's wrong either.

[@KyleJonesDrJones]

This made me almost spit out my drink.

[@cosmologicalturtle9528]

@@naturegame8624 statistically he’s not

[@catawampus3079]

It’s ironic hearing Techno talk about all the larger content creators in the beginning, when he ended up being the most successful of any of them. I can’t say I’ll be watching much minecraft youtube now that he’s gone - he was the only one who consistently made me laugh.

[@interesting8185]

facts bruh

[@NosamTheWise]

I’ve never even thought about that tbh he really did become the biggest out of them all

[@unrelatedK]

he still has at least 500 blitz survival games videos you could watch

[@soofeesh]

@@NosamTheWise pewdiepie?

[@NosamTheWise]

@@soofeesh I forgot Pewdiepie was a part of it when I wrote this comment ngl lol

[@skrimish]

Keemstar: “you stream?” Technoblade: *sweats nervously*

[@james7083]

and now he gets half a million viewers per stream

[@Patrickh08]

*YES. YES I DO...!*

[@tsukeyi]

@@james7083 nah like 3M in total at this point, he got 300k concurrent last stream

[@zarrus2172]

If techno can scare the old generation of masters then you know he’s a monster, he literally got banned from a minecraft Monday because he was too good

[@PolarPsyche]

@@tsukeyi *looks at his 800k viewer stream" "man. and he hasnt changed at all."

[@shanislost1]

Basically what happened. Keem: We're making an MC event that takes place on Mondays for youtu- Techno: I hear clout.

[@spunky9752]

epic likes

[@Emporer-hz1dd]

I’m thousandth like

[@shanislost1]

Mīmurōdo Gaming Cool :)

[@therinmorgan3662]

This is the least toxic comment thread I have ever seen. *I love it*

[@arpita1shrivas]

*its a bird, its a plane* *_RUN ITS TECHNOBLADE_*

[@lemoon7276]

technoblade : I acted casual. Also technoblade(during Minecraft monday) : Sometimes when my moms not home. I go into my backyard bury myself and pretend I'm a carrot.

[@lord_khufu]

Lemoon It’s normal

[@bogdancoca681]

* potato, Lets have some respect

[@michaelkarnofski5822]

He would eat himself 😖

[@notavailable8232]

BOGDAN COCA no my guy that’s a quote from the stream

[@MercuryGD]

How does this have 1.6k likes but 5 replies

[@adelefurness4021]

Techno: "In front of 73k viewers, never seen this many viewers in my life" Techno's stream today: half a million viewers Me:

[@User-kp9ix]

a millionaire

[@madeye2874]

I dont want to comment cuz it would ruin the likes number 69

[@gamingjedi52]

Emoji flex

[@adelefurness4021]

@@gamingjedi52 that's my job as a millionaire 😌

[@gamingjedi52]

@@adelefurness4021 yessir

[@tim6488]

Technoblade just showed his elbows to keemstar and got in

[@Alexanter5562]

No way. Keems eyes whould have melted at the sight of such magnificence. I think he only showed one elbow

[@Typical_Asian]

lol

[@tim6488]

ImSuchANerd ur right

[@marmooz]

😂😂😂

[@TNTPUGS]

Correct

[@jack_lansky]

I cant wait until they Accidentally play bedwars with techno on Minecraft Monday

[@fait_accompli.]

*STONKS*

[@K.D.Meyers]

Your like count was at 69 I'm sorry I was the one

[@Joe-g2b7u]

That moment when gb80 joins and they are teamed

[@baterwottle2400]

technoblade would just use his steering wheel

[@thesampion628]

@@Joe-g2b7u time and space would just be ripped apart

[@Yaneko7]

"If yous see a murder being commited call them a boomer" -Technoblade 2019

[@MIKEY_IN_LIMELIGHT]

ok Boomer

[@esmeraldavillarreal4996]

@@MIKEY_IN_LIMELIGHT ok zoomer

[@MIKEY_IN_LIMELIGHT]

Esmarlda Villarreal oof

[@Verisity]

Esmarlda Villarreal ok millennial

[@esmeraldavillarreal4996]

@@Verisity k

[@robstarsixcringe7895]

Imagine this, forcing Techno to socialize led to the formation of Sleepy Bois Inc.

[@Schaden_Freude1]

I thought this was background gameplay... he’s able to talk and beat everyone at the same time

[@LL-tr5et]

Gallimimus Toadeh King I see you're new to this channel

[@xpoison6566]

Heck man, hes probably watching tv while doing all this as well lol

[@communismwizard8198]

X Poison and playing in VR

[@jphoenix9670]

Pfft that is simply the way of the Techno

[@choko7789]

He can be doing his English essays while playing and talking

[@chocolategoose7350]

"...bullying James Charles in hypixel duels for an hour.." I need to see this gem. Please upload highlights.

[@polarisation]

i need this too

[@darkmatter_noskill3449]

plzz

[@HyahMaster]

Give me the sauce.

[@pleasedontshootofficerihav4953]

Please.

[@omega4679]

Or just the whole footage

[@YadoBear]

Techno: I only had like 500k, I was *irrelevant* Tommy: **sweating profusely**

[@cryptorial]

Recheck sub count

[@YadoBear]

@@cryptorial I made this like 3 weeks ago when he had 500k, it's a joke/quote so I'm not gonna change it?

[@jamesridden1557]

@@YadoBear bruh how the hell did he only have 500000 subs 2 months ago

[@Wish-rm2qs]

@@jamesridden1557 Probably because of Mr Beast and Dream talking about him constantly, then the duel between the latter and him. That's how I found him, at least

[@jamesridden1557]

@@Wish-rm2qs nah man he had like a huge sub boost last year at mc mondays where he literally dominated the games after that he got upto 1 million subs dream wasnt even that big back then

[@crazycoden6411]

It’s crazy to think how popular techno became because he said “yes” it literally changed his life.

[@PlacidSine]

The only good thing keen has done is starting Minecraft Monday and indirectly making techno’s Channel explode

[@ellabrown4248]

Keem

[@cyberbyte2168]

To be fair Keem did expose some Minecraft Predators as well a few years back. Too bad he let MC Monday be run into the ground from mismanagement.

[@mrmeh145]

@@ellabrown4248 his new name is keen

[@teethsticker3810]

@@mrmeh145 keenu reaves

[@Assassin_Bear]

@@cyberbyte2168 ah yes now I remember why I hate him, he's that psychopath who can destroy anyone's whole life

[@thetruedjchu8338]

I remember when Techno had under 500k subs, now he's playing with the big people like Techno

[@BloxerPlot]

so he plays with himself

[@andrewsarmiento1372]

@@BloxerPlot yes, that's how good he is

[@dragonshaven962]

He definitely plays with himself

[@andrewsarmiento1372]

@@dragonshaven962 no one can defeat him so he just fight with himself

[@awildshinylatias7597]

He got his clone from area 51

[@Meeminator]

"I get ghosted by every leading figure in the industry" Why is technoblade so relatable smh 😔

[@spazmataz]

Like you know every leading figure in and industry I’m just joking .

[@naomi-on7fo]

ikr

[@thatboimudkip2302]

Meeminator r/im14andthisisdeep

[@Meeminator]

@@thatboimudkip2302 more like r/im16andthisisironic

[@thatboimudkip2302]

Meeminator ok emo boy

[@pants7988]

"If you see someone murder, call them a boomer." -Sun Tzu, The Art of War

[@Audrey-nf8er]

Okay I NEED to see technoblade bully James Charles in hypixel duels

[@Alex-wx2qn]

That's good plan and if he wins he gets 10000 muffins

[@Luculent]

I agree with this statement.

[@TERRORWOLF]

It's my destiny to see it.

[@ferbooper2838]

1 mil subs with no vids you have legitimately one THOUSAND subscribers more than I do, and you haven’t uploaded a single video I’d say you’re doing pretty well on your goal. :(

[@peacefulgamer7560]

Ferbooper Ik feels bad man

[@more_alize2005]

Techno: **makes joke** Everyone in the groupchat: **ignores** Techno: *you underestimate my power.* **proceeds to win two Minecraft Mondays in a row and famous people now know who he is**

[@anitaremenarova6662]

Not only do they know *they also FEAR him*

[@aparadox6303]

Now everyone: *angrily grumbles about losing*

[@more_alize2005]

@@aparadox6303 for real-

[@more_alize2005]

@@zyberzero4491 oh shoot I did spell it wrong 😂😂 thanks for bringing it to my attention!

[@cyanide3508]

he literally just stab people

[@royaldoggo497]

Technoblade must win the next Minecraft Monday because his parents haven’t been giving him food for 3 weeks

[@royaldoggo497]

Pls

[@royaldoggo497]

Muffin Doggo hoi doggo fren

[@royaldoggo497]

.o.

[@geor349]

@@egg3913 oh you think you are better fancy weird dog?!

[@OrgBrent]

bOrk

[@norwatch_llamaassasin]

thank you Techno. If it wasn’t for you, Minecraft Monday wouldn’t have been as fun as it was to watch. With everybody being surprised of this pig skin person stabbing everyone. They had to nerf the game so much for you man. We all love you Techno, we will miss you for as long as we live. TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!

[@dashinggentleman.2317]

no one asked 👍

[@arbytimber]

@@dashinggentleman.2317 shut up spingle

[@zirrow4585]

@@dashinggentleman.2317 true

[@metricmiler9940]

@@dashinggentleman.2317 dude, why?

[@CreateNewHandel]

@@dashinggentleman.2317 no one cares dickhead

[@Donut001]

next week: how i got banned from Minecraft Monday

[@sodiboo]

agreed

[@saltyjr562]

True

[@mobueh]

Probably

[@vast3816]

And they won lol

[@mrwillp1719]

You predicted the future

[@smips2628]

Wow I have massive respect for you, Techno. You went out of your way and definitely out of your comfort zone to join Minecraft Monday’s. That standing alone takes a lot of courage as you are a smaller KZbinr compared to most of the others that are in the tournament. You tried your best and succeeded very much so in conversing amongst the other contestants. I just wanted to say that I really respect your optimistic attitude towards open opportunities, and mischievous thoughts towards achieving clout. -Sincerely, an average fan

[@saihanmarshall5287]

He did it for the VIIIEEEEWWWZ jk plz dnt kll me. it’s cool he stepped out of his comfort zone to do this.

[@smips2628]

@Saigon Marshall, dude I completely agree because getting views was most likely his motivation, but my point was that to get those views he had to step out of his comfort zone. You acknowledged that tho, so you are right

[@saihanmarshall5287]

Smip S Yay, we’re both right. And Techno is amazing both in ethic and courage.

[@huaen8880]

@@smips2628 He probably wanted the opportunity to take part in a competition with so many big minecraft youtubers. Who wouldn't want that? Oh, and the free views :P

[@jysg6171]

He did it for pig rank.

[@selah2367]

I want footage of techno blade bullying James Charles in hypixel duels?

[@K.D.Meyers]

I don't know, do you?

[@alec4747]

Me to

[@UP5S]

¿

[@lean601]

Rip the dream 💔

[@katiem4655]

exactly

[@emeamo720]

Past Technoblade: WOAH 73K VIEWERS! Technoblade now: 854K viewers wtf

[@ixalaz4536]

_"I didn't have to talk to people, I just had to stab them and that's something I can do"_ -Technoblade 2019

[@vaultofarms]

InternetPhilia the quotation marks “ my guy. WE NEED THE QUOTATION MARKS

[@Yarrowplant]

Just like in real life

[@PumkiinBeats]

696

[@ixalaz4536]

@@vaultofarms done

[@ixalaz4536]

@@Yarrowplant r/cursedcomments

[@highsuperpokemon3991]

Techno: “we had great chemistry” Chris: *throws snowball in his face*

[@ramekin5635]

Chris from mr beast right?

[@siren239]

@@ramekin5635 yup!

[@arpita1shrivas]

*its a bird, its a plane* *_RUN ITS TECHNOBLADE_*

[@usurysuspect826]

@@arpita1shrivas shush man

[@CowpokeChrist]

Man, i sure hope nothing pedophilic happens to chris 3 years after this comment was posted, that would suck!

[@lcs-steven4461]

“I stab Celebrities for Coins” My gravestone message

[@pieppy6058]

Techno blade never dies

[@xAdrianHGx]

@@pieppy6058 this has totally different meaning now. RIP

[@wikisolos]

"chris is a good guy" how badly it aged 😭

[@Buck_Bentley]

This video mentions KeemStar, Chris, and James Charles. What a squad.

[@ZoopyMusic]

Also carson

[@Shiswd]

@@ZoopyMusicCarson had a 2 year age difference it was not that bad

[@Nixias_]

Yeah

[@BarioIDL]

@@Shiswd he dragged techno down in minecraft monday, L

[@Boney9551]

Techno's gonna get banned by stealing everyone's presents in grinch simulator in week 6

[@MakusinMeringue]

Mikhail McMorrow Let’s destroy those orphans

[@average_trans_furry]

Yo og references

[@iiajijds9688]

@@MakusinMeringue still only the 2nd worst thing in the lives so who cares

[@celestial190]

THOSE ORPHANS NEVER STOOD A CHANCE

[@manolenikolasnikolas2292]

Dude these orphans are gettin' destroyed! Lmao

[@pokemaster2129]

I just want raw footage of you bullying james charles in hypixel duels

[@fukefuk823]

where

[@omchar8171]

Saaaaame.

[@fukefuk823]

@@omchar8171 LINK?

[@omchar8171]

Fuke Fuk I was agreeing to wanting the footage, not having seen it. Sorry if that was unclear.

[@mostlyimportant4212]

Bro did you see his and PewDiePie's hunger games video, James Charles is a PvP god

[@nashthegamer317]

Techno getting ghosted in the groupchat is what created the monster that they all fear now, it's their fault

[@king1491]

1:57 this Clip is crazy ong

[@silent1776]

Techno: my brain doesn’t process big numbers The potato war:

[@wcstfan]

What if you wanted to win skywars but Techno said *S T R E N G T H*

[@thatguyman6044]

And no knockback

[@rogeliodominguez2187]

SchollCrew that was good ngl

[@h2o848]

what if you wanted a kill in minecraft monday but your target said *P E A R L*

[@whiterunguard9872]

what if you wanted to play skywars but the game said: Technoblade joined the game

[@mysarla]

Welp, might as well get ready to type ‘gg’ for that pretty useless karma...

[@xhurtlqving-hypixel851]

Technoblade: *Wins Minecraft Mondays* Literally everyone: "Nah I don't wanna be his teammate" Bruh moment

[@vigilant3263]

youtubers: ghost techno out techno: kills everyone youtubers: o_O

[@SgwiggleMonSquiggles]

Now they really are ghosts

[@A_ldo..]

SgwiggleMon Squiggles lmfao

[@pollythea]

Deserved lmao

[@arpita1shrivas]

*its a bird, its a plane* *_RUN ITS TECHNOBLADE_*

[@Nugcon]

I fear the alternate universe where Techno never got invited to Minecraft Monday

[@puppy777]

When you started rewatching techno’s videos for the 5th time because his upload schedule is godly Edit 7/3/22: welp

[@SgwiggleMonSquiggles]

*5th? How pathetic.*

[@_username]

When techno uploads 2 videos a year: "what is this sorcery!?!"

[@defensivekobra3873]

he may never die but he also never uploads

[@primo3621]

In one of his streams there was a guy who said "ever heard of less is more technoblade??" (He was gathering stacks upon stacks of gold) techno then replied " yea that's how my upload scheadule works

[@monke7238]

True

[@Swix]

"I don't do commentary videos much" *casually slaughters every man in the game during commentary"

[@ShadowCatMC]

That moment when Keemstar finds Techno’s video called “Proof I don’t autoclick”

[@ShadowCatMC]

Echo Gaming sarcasm

[@Verisity]

Shadow Cat What is this supposed to implie?

[@godlyhax4172]

@@Verisity Imply*

[@Verisity]

Godlyhax thanks

[@bmuffin4243]

@@Verisity A while ago, he did a short clip called "proof I don't autoclick" where he goes onto a CPS website and gets like 700 clicks through pure skill

[@dolphins6010]

When he said the joke I bet everyone was like: who's this techno kid? Probably ass, then boom he wins and half the records are his

[@rocapbg9518]

Damn techno is now a big youtuber, his skywars video got on trending.

[@noaudiochannel3131]

Im so happy for him also he about to reach 1mil

[@mysarla]

*YE*

[@sandimalssd]

Yesssss it's so cool having been subbed and watching for gah idk how long.. Quite a few years, since he was a pretty small youtuber (for some reason YT didn't notice his hot elbows and bump him up a couple million subs) and gah almost at a million it's so cool

[@youtube.comsucks]

Which video

[@user-hw9xc1jn5p]

@@youtube.comsucks this one

[@AintNoJohn]

“Put me in coach I got block dreams” -Future five-time MCM champion

[@HannahMMicke]

*4

[@AintNoJohn]

@@HannahMMicke ok this was from six months ago no one cares

[@2sinister4you]

@@AintNoJohn *4

[@AintNoJohn]

@@2sinister4you let’s be real he would’ve dominated week 14 with wisp

[@MasterofBeats]

@@AintNoJohn *4 xD and I agree with you

[@kurejzi4379]

"Chris is a great guy, we had chemistry" *cue spleef

[@polarisation]

thats what i thought too:))))

[@jigglephysics655]

It’s crazy how much he grew in 2 years “How many viewers?” “Uhh 2-3k?” Meanwhile October 2020 techno had over 200k watching during the Dream SMP festival

[@fishbowlliz]

He's getting like 100k viewers consistently during live streams and gets over a million views per video the day it's released. I'm really happy for Techno. I've been subbed since 2017 :)

[@nickwright4079]

He hit 320K on the revolution stream

[@silvaa9414]

800K!!!

[@martapereira6117]

Damn can’t believe his views literally quadrupled in the span of 2 months

[@silvaa9414]

@@martapereira6117 DESERVED

[@matteob8746]

"I didn't have to talk to them, I just had to stab them, That's something I can do." Wow. Amazing

[@chesspiece4257]

Why is this relatable?

[@bornmonk4234]

@@chesspiece4257 hol up, wait a minute

[@funnynameisnotfound8953]

@@bornmonk4234 shhhh

[@arpita1shrivas]

*its a bird, its a plane* *_RUN ITS TECHNOBLADE_*

[@clippedoutofcontext2283]

Minecraft Monday was the closest we got to consistent uploads XD

[@amalkrishnanajay5907]

Until now

[@noobostog3561]

@@amalkrishnanajay5907 until now

[@KuroToei]

@@bor_d4133 i mean if you saw a year ago he post something in 7 months so ......

[@austinorsomeonealt]

Yes we now we get about an upload twice a month.

[@tristen9736]

This is all a straight up bruh moment

[@RandomStando]

Antvenom: Ugh god Technoblade is so good it makes me mad Techno joins Ant's call Ant: Oh hi! Im not salty at all

[@user-lj6vq7bm7u]

It's kinda sad though because techno isn't even trie harding and he just wants people to like him

[@speedepitomised]

@@user-lj6vq7bm7u Yeah that's true, it's sad that people hate on him for being good at the game. At the same time, I can understand people's frustration as they feel like no matter how well they do Techno still seems to generally always win and do better than them. It would be interesting if they did one week of the top individual players teaming up, like say Bajancanadian and Technoblade, Vikkstar and Skeppy, etc.

[@danisob3633]

@@user-lj6vq7bm7u try

[@adorablerepresentativemcfo9892]

@@speedepitomised bruh chill they're just joking

[@speedepitomised]

@@adorablerepresentativemcfo9892 Yeah most of them are but obviously there is some genuine salt against Techno for him winning all the time. Maybe they don't hate him for being so good but a lot of people definitely get annoyed if he dominates a Minecraft Monday. Honestly I just want the game to be entertaining and it can get a bit stale if Techno wins every week so I like what they are doing to nerf him a bit and make the team's more fair and balanced. It's funny that they have to put him with the worst players just to ensure he doesn't win, Techno's just so damn good at Minecraft it's crazy. Meanwhile I love Minecraft but I'm a complete noob lol 😂

[@awkwardsquish2441]

Techno stans knew to cancel Carson before techno did

[@BarioIDL]

someone said "tell the nonce to cooperate" in the chat, his career was over 10 minutes earlier

[@gradyl7370]

Plz do the training James Charles montage. Think of the click bait!!!

[@praveen-2104]

He doesn't even need click baits, he is already earning 1.2m+ without donations

[@Eternence]

@@praveen-2104 I think thats way too much

[@praveen-2104]

@@Eternence i meant per year, mb. Just this month, he already earned 400k

[@nosse8073]

@@praveen-2104 how do you know that

[@yiayisfake6561]

@@praveen-2104 he did 7.2k - 115k in the last 30 days according to socialblade

[@pohke]

"Texting people is exhausting" -Technoblade 2019

[@FoxyCS_]

Well, it's true

[@Sleeeppppyyyy-onyx]

I relate to him

[@Watefak]

Relatable

[@antonioazulamarillo7579]

- The guy who spent nine months farming potatoes in minecraft 12 hours per day

[@lucatowalker2123]

Techno: "I have social anxiety. I don't like texting and stuff Also Techno: *Saying this to a audience of hundreds of thousands*

[@parthenocissus]

he can't talk to them in live time, so it doesn't cout

[@defvoid...8486]

Millions...

[@kaimarquess1965]

@@parthenocissus T h e c h a t

[@parthenocissus]

@@kaimarquess1965 but its not verbal responses. I have the same issues he does. Its a lot different talking to lots of people you can physically see, compared to talking to numbers on a screen.

[@serhoots9246]

The voices are helping him to overcome his fear

[@tristanlotivio9501]

The Him talking about Carson hits differently now

[@krakenwarrior3237]

I can't win in skywars, or even do well, and I also can't hold a conversation with someone for long before it gets awkward. How does Technoblade do both?

[@markbugenhagen9391]

Kraken Warrior uhhh I can’t do either but just today I did all the challenges and won on my first game cuz the last guy ran off

[@egg00egg]

His elbows.

[@gareth6734]

He doesnt ask questions and nobody talks to him

[@Haphpint_]

when did you last get a haircut?

[@vyxis1849]

"If you see a murder, call them a boomer. actually no, call the police" Noted. I will call the police a boomer

[@ktz1185]

Got it lmao

[@arpita1shrivas]

*its a bird, its a plane* *_RUN ITS TECHNOBLADE_*

[@タキ-r9g]

I will explain what happened in 7:20 for the people confused. 7:23 techno throws a pearl strait up, otherwise he couldn’t make it up on the land anymore. 7:24 to 7:26 he continues to throw a pearl to the bottom of the island to stay alive until the first pearl lands. Then his pearl lands and he won the game.

[@sheath23r]

That moment is the definition of a pro gamer move

[@TV-dk6wl]

Long story short->he throws a pearl on the surface and buys time with more pearls.

[@RyanEglitis]

All while not pearling too many times to cancel out the good pearl.

[@Nugcon]

Or just Technoblade never dies

[@jumble6820]

GamerTastyVidsStudios hcaker*

[@HuTaosreallover]

Rest In Peace Technoblade you will never be forgotten and your legacy will never be forgotten you have touched and inspired many people TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!!!!!

[@Leo-yk5gb]

‘When you’ve got 50,000 people, a few of them are gonna be serial killers’ -Technoblade 2019 Edit: 15:52

[@72Yaca]

Well yes but yes

[@imovedtoanotherplaceuwu9355]

Yes but yes

[@stilldimm4110]

from all the moments of the video, I saw this on the exact moment when he said it nice

[@kompo5997]

Well yes and yes but yes

[@skreepyy]

True that

[@mossytime349]

Techno: No he's actually a nice person. He's doing it as a joke!! Everyone: haha technoblade stockholm syndrome go brrr

[@JuiceFroggy]

Ah yes, stalkhome syndrome

[@Metawire61]

Stalkhome

[@okthen1256]

@Sewon BANG pog

[@arpita1shrivas]

*its a bird, its a plane* *_RUN ITS TECHNOBLADE_*

[@atrain7640]

People in australia: YES ANOTHER VIDEO OF MINECRAFT TUESDAY!!!

[@myspacesam6829]

Any eastern country

[@spookyengie735]

and vietnam

[@tormenter8978]

Lol

[@wuwuink]

PFFFT IKR

[@uhash5281]

and in New Zealand

[@shyers3667]

"Carsons a great guy!" -Technoblade 2019 *Flashbacks* "I take it all back." -Technoblade 2021

[@sanitizer99percent17]

was looking for a comment like this

[@TheEnderman-fq2im]

Did he say that in a video or something?

[@sanitizer99percent17]

@@TheEnderman-fq2im yes

[@shyers3667]

@@TheEnderman-fq2im He said the "Carsons a great guy part".

[@arpita1shrivas]

*its a bird, its a plane* *_RUN ITS TECHNOBLADE_*

[@jaysefgames1155]

Calling people boomers: the best way to introduce jschlatt as your teamate

[@imcool2931]

Pls don't ruin the 69 likes count

[@BigPoppi2]

*Ruins 69 likes*

[@imcool2931]

@@BigPoppi2 *outro of longbeachgriffy starts playing*

[@jaysefgames1155]

Omg I'm famous

[@werr3222werrr]

“They had too split the good teams” You can’t split techno

[@cursedimage.mp415]

He IS the good team

[@arcticwiz2249]

It's like splitting an atom

[@frogchip6484]

techno joining mc mondays gave him so much exposure and clout, very good business move *SeemsGood*

[@shishilanpasalan4144]

Stonks

[@saben.]

*Stonks*

[@loganhaerer8283]

Stonks

[@melonlegs4110]

*Stonks*

[@Koko_Loko_123]

Stonks

[@tcatking9761]

This is how I learned about Techno for the first time (MM). Since seeing his skywars video's afterwards and destroying everyone I thought was good at minecraft before I knew Techno would be and still is one of the greatest (if not the greatest) of all time. He will be missed and his love for entertaining us while destroying nerds will be why. Thank you Techno!

[@quarreling]

“they split the top 5 teams” *Skeppy & BBH* : ARE WE A JOKE TO YOU

[@thewhitefang2725]

They split them as well smh

[@trash8931]

TheWhiteFang they did???? i’m so sad the SkepBoyHalo ship is real

[@user-ip5fz3zk7q]

UR MOM yee you better ship them

[@trash8931]

Ulm Destroyer 101 shut up nobody asked

[@trash8931]

Ulm Destroyer 101 jesus christ i lost brain cells trying to read that comment. bella thorne is that you?

[@manthezimmer]

jschlatt teaming with techno is the best news ive heard all year

[@FBI-le1py]

Technoblade could have won week 3, 4 and 5 but he was being merciful God.

[@crimson4069]

He would have week 3 and 5 if he had a proper teammate tbh. Week 4 he wasn't playing to well

[@pom1489]

Crimson Dude. It’s a joke.

[@crimson4069]

@@pom1489 no really? I'm just saying he would have actually won 2 of those weeks with a teammate

[@aioharmony]

Crimson on week 5 is teammate bailed

[@JustAnotherPerson1]

The funniest thing about the people hating on techno in MCM was Junky and Carson saying shit like "I just googled the creator of minecraft, and it's Technoblade"

[@BenGoddard33]

Keemstar: We need Techno to stop winning Carson: Hold my waffle

[@FaZVortex]

@Bobby Rascal its because carson ate a waffle before minecraft monday... r/wooosh

[@icansmellyourfear5618]

@Bobby Rascal Number one R/woooosh isn't dead Number two. No, you didn't.

[@tammyriggins3717]

PugGames dude he just snacked in waffles for like 20 minutes of the stream

[@ImAPotatoLol]

@Bobby Rascal 1: the woosh subreddit is far from dead 2: his formatting is good. Stfu

[@nenjimikunx3729]

@Bobby Rascal r/woooosh

[@Cynthionic]

I really wanna see the video of you training James Charles

[@tkd8711]

I am just realizing why techno is so good.. the gems on his crown are actually the infinity stones!

[@Firebal_]

Techno is inevitable

[@luketheproudsayainwarrior706]

Clownite very good observation

[@MikeAckerschott.]

*That does put a smile on my face*

[@Firebal_]

mike ackerschott yes

[@DLC_PR016]

“I am Technoblade!”

[@eleavate]

"Carson is a chill dude". This has not aged well

[@anthonyfryers9070]

Very true

[@denksmitd]

what happened-?

[@eleavate]

@@denksmitd He admitted to grooming

[@denksmitd]

@@eleavate that's fucked up, thanks

[@zoopycat]

I mean technoblade just didn't wanted to spread toxicity

[@OriginalSOS]

*why does technoblade always sound he is about to yawn*

[@TriploonGD]

"if you see a murder being committed you should immediately call them a boomer"

[@HideFromIt]

Actually no, call a popice

[@aerousops1806]

"Welcome guys to another episode skywars"... Is it wierd that I got nostalgia from this legendary intro?

[@mer2837]

I also got nostalgia, I miss the old times...

[@jackary078]

i remember when techno had 15k subs lol

[@Anton.3622]

Good job commenting the same thing twice

[@alazyperson9168]

it feels weird not having him around anymore. I miss techno alot.

[@Piskitna]

Yeah....It Hurt So Much As A Fan For 5 years it hurt

[@bronopaly9835]

Technoblade: YOU GHOST ME!?!?!!? Famous people: I don’t even know who you are Technoblade: no but you will, you will *wins Minecraft Monday twice* Edit: there I fixed his name

[@nono4296]

Now they Fear him

[@RandomStando]

Technoblade*

[@icybeans7412]

Bronopaly Gaming do you know what weeks he won I’m new

[@mbki_maury6324]

@@icybeans7412 1st and 2nd

[@1T1X1]

@@nono4296 man you had me in tears 😂😂😂

[@rayaanali9644]

I was so emotional when he said that no one in mc Monday likes him and he wanted ppl to like him :(

[@blammmed]

wait thats actually so sad

[@playinggameseveryday1261]

MC Monday is a Competition. Techno: Wins twice. Everyone: Now let others win some games. ?????????? (Edit: Wow, Thank you for all the likes).

[@ChrisitoSnipez]

PlayingGamesEveryday Minecraft Monday is a competition that was created for youtubers to provide a entertaining fun competition and viewers don’t want to see the same guy win over and over again

[@playinggameseveryday1261]

​@@ChrisitoSnipez While that may be true. It's still a competition, you said it yourself. The winner gets money and fame, it's not a competition if you deliberately nurf a player/change the rules of a game so that they lose for the reason of 'They're too good' or 'We want to see others win'. This is how a competition should be. If you don't find it entertaining, well that's just too bad. (Just to reassure you, I enjoy debates and i'm not attempting to upset you or anything.)

[@jensenia8084]

I agree. I just want to see a fair tournament. Same people winning, diff people wining makes no diff as long as it's fair play.

[@mysarla]

HAHA IM GOING LITERALLY INSANE WITH ARGUMENTS LIKE THESE OMFL

[@playinggameseveryday1261]

​@@mysarla Um, are you alright mate?

[@inklap5846]

So we all watch his old videos now huh RIP legend

[@ruthless8538]

the dumbest thing about mc monday is thats its a mc event with so many people who doent play mc, in the first week some people legit downloaded the game the day of the event

[@skreepyy]

Plasm all of them do. I’m not even kidding MrSavageM is a veteran. Pewds is a veteran, I’m not even kidding

[@nearbygamerfanable]

Ninja intensifies

[@code5298]

I personally have no problem with that lol. Its funny watching technoblade bully them

[@betterdaysbetterdaysbetterdays]

That's the point

[@Mimikyu103]

Kustomluke he was also a singer

[@ImGamin]

Technoblade: All these famous people will never notice me Techno's Skill: Hold Ma Beer

[@psycho-1008]

GamingGuyYT *hold my crown*

[@nonname1239]

First week Everyone: *Genuine Fear*

[@amazingslab]

Literally everyone in a 5-mile radius of Technoblade: "why do i hear boss music"

[@tony-lk3hv]

dude you should team with Notch, he's rusty

[@Dero_Zero]

He just immediately gives himself op and creative mode

[@tenslice979]

Notch was the reason why god apples were added so a noob like him could survive. That was something along the lines of what he said anyways. I don't think he'd be a good choice for pvp

[@captaineldeezee1336]

Don't cha mean Grumm?

[@mememan8801]

@@captaineldeezee1336 grum will just spawn mobiles everywhere

[@yiannisagkortzas6887]

CzechGamerCZ lol

[@ASININ3]

“Don’t get toxic over lego videogames” best quote of all time (Edited) “if you see someone committing murder... immediately call them a boomer”

[@ferbooper2838]

wait, this is #6 on Gaming? woah, technoblade, you’ve come a long way from getting hacked by a professional twitter hacker

[@skillz132yt8]

lmao I remember that

[@lionman8376]

@DarkAgit it was

[@alan4238]

He recovered from those 20 extra dislikes and mean comments

[@whiterunguard9872]

wow thats what pewdiepie gets every video

[@MrProsper321]

@@Aidan-se8yk he was proud of technoblade don't think you got it

[@Sheena1234ization]

Techno make a vlog of how you are such a funny charismatic alpha male

[@clnne]

the contrast

[@big-fatdumpy-head4482]

Mom come pick me up I'm scared

[@Nugcon]

Stabbing youtubers is the ultimate power move

[@Mom-yg1rt]

toiletoutletthe 1st no

[@martenski5597]

NO VLOGS for the safery of humanity hell stab people in real life

[@proyo.]

only casuals watch the highlights, even if i missed the stream I would still go back and watch it.

[@chiiidhd]

Lmao same

[@east3myway]

real ones watch the stream, vod, AND highlights

[@marmooz]

I watch both XD

[@biolifeless150]

I watch everything about techno lmao

[@tmka660]

if you miss the stream then just go back in time and watch it

[@blendedcucumber7788]

“Uh yeah I can get 2k viewers” The other day he hit 850k PEAK CONCURRENT VIEWERS

[@imbiork]

He reminds me of King from one punch man. Everyone thinks he's the strongest/badass but in reality he is socially anxious and scared of people.

[@jamesridden1557]

Except techno is actually strong

[@ok-tr1nw]

Everyone: technoblade will never die Techno: *receiving end hit sounds*

[@sterlingz.8275]

"When you've got 50,000 people a few of them are going to be serial killers" -Technoblade 2019

[@kavyakapoor3541]

it's crazy to think he says he gets 2,000 viewers here and two days ago, he peaked at 853,000 viewers and 5 mill subscribers. INSANE and completely deserved. HES FINALLY FAMOUS(and yet still no gf)