New Rule: Cheer No Evil | Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO)

[@PittsburghSportsFan43]

I love Bill Maher. Brady and Belichick and their deflated balls need to be thrown out of the NFL for good.

[@JuicyTaz201]

Because they support Trump? right.....

[@PittsburghSportsFan43]

JuicyTaz201 No I had that opinion after deflategate came out and they cheated their way to a super bowl win. Figured the 'deflated balls' phrase would be enough of a clue....

[@PittsburghSportsFan43]

theproperenglishman Seriously? Why do you think they cheated? To hurt their chances? And are you really that naive to believe the first time they used deflated balls was in the game they got caught doing it?

[@PittsburghSportsFan43]

jack drive They cheat to get what they want, and they both have deflated balls. I agree there are some similarities.

[@thegreyghost5846]

charmedfan7704 correction: they don't have any balls to deflate

[@AdrianBrown]

ok...this is one of the funniest ones,EVER

[@donpresent]

Very witty indeed, but misguided. Georgia went for Trump.

[@charlidog2]

+Don Present How ironic you use the word misguided. Atlanta did not go for tiny hands. No one said Georgia didn't. Saying he was misguided and correcting something he didn't say is a lie.

[@EANDM71]

Don Present NO NO NO! NOT TRUE!!!!!!

[@xino_z]

Adrian Brown is right!

[@xino_z]

Adrian Brown do you think it was as funny as when Bill compared Trump to Ray Liotta at the end of Goodfellas? I lost it

[@Red_Dango69]

man I hope they keep putting these on KZbin I can't afford HBO and I need to see bill!

[@redlightmax]

+mettamaru At least you can hear Bill - Real Time is available as a podcast.

[@Red_Dango69]

redlightmax WAIT WHAT!!?? it's a podcast!!???

[@MRLONG758]

+redlightmax available where?

[@eurozone69]

Google can help with that problem.

[@elanacurl]

CrazyEye's why are you here? just go! also Jesus was a liberal and he was a black Jew... crazy eyes. read much?

[@rangeorge85051]

shoot, I'm on another new rule binge watch, and I can't stop

[@Catholicophobia]

I stayed up way too late last night....and here I am again

[@Catholicophobia]

I stayed up way too late last night....and here I am again

[@nickvizzo4563]

Last time it was Overtime now I’m binging new rule

[@Cappadoccia04]

This is me right now

[@Typical.Anomaly]

The torch is passed!

[@bayareacutiepie]

Go Falcons!

[@bayareacutiepie]

Binary-Technique You don't have one....*snausages* Lmfaoooo

[@BinaryTechnique]

bayareacutiepie but bay whyyyyyy would u... 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@Sven7300]

bayareacutiepie Yay areaaaaa yadddamean I hope you rocking with the Raiders next season even if they go to Vegas it's still Town Bizness

[@bayareacutiepie]

SvenTheButcher Wright I'm a RaiderNation diehard. My family was divided my whole life because my mother and I were RaiderNation and my Father and brother were 49er Faithful. I'm only rooting for Falcons because I HATE the Patriots. Lol

[@IMDRanged]

And Fuck You, Belichick!

[@Gobbersmack]

I can't imagine the never ending nightmare that is being a liberal. Consistently having your hopes brought up to a peak and then destroyed before your eyes.

[@overwhelmingcode8476]

They even had protests outside the stadium. They just keep losing and losing. Ah, karma.

[@johnwaas4864]

Carol Danvers how is that relevant? And the republicans were more economically liberal back then anyways so that doesn't even make sense

[@masterjim23]

@Carol Danvers And when the Democratic party had half control of the country they formed a merry and honorable lil group called the Confederacy fighting for the rights of the Slave owner and cotton plantation owners. If it weren't for Republicans the "Chains" Those rappers wear would be literal chains not gaudy bling.

[@masterjim23]

@Carol Danvers are you trying to imply the Union and Abe Lincoln were Democrats? The facts are rather simple back then. The south was a hotbed of racism and pro slavery. It also used to be the hotbed of the Democratic party. Party Affiliation changes geographically over time. But if your gonna try and dig up historical dirt I hate to break it to you but there has not been 1 time where the Democratic party were taking the moral high ground. Jefferson Davis was a Democrat. The Democratic party was pro slavery, then it was anti civil rights and anti gay rights. Calling somebody else a racist doesn't make you a champion for civil rights. Also the DNC did form the KKK too. That is a fact. Hell Hillary Clinton's Mentor was a KKK leader. You can try and dig up dirt to try and bash conservatives and Republicans but I'd advise against it. There's easily 40 times more dirt we can dig up on Liberals and Democrats. Also why are you digging up irrelevant historical dirt? Most Liberals and Democrats today are racists. Like Bill Maher for example. He's practically a Klansman and yet gets a pass just because he's a Liberal.

[@nadiamccall4311]

wow you really didn't graduate from middle school history did you? You obviously don't know that the Repubs and Dems switched sides (although it just goes to show how silly it is to judge by "isms" and political parties, as it only results in dogmatic thinking.)

[@rudybahena1079]

God I fucking died laughing at this part. Thanks Bill you gave me more of a reason to fucking hate the Patriots.

[@c450]

Edward Terry Yep, we hate the lying cheating Pats. It's UnAmerican.

[@thexman6138]

Edward Terry IM LIBERAL AND A NY JETS FAN So I got two reasons why I hate these fuckers

[@bigdigga0]

Rudy Bahena lmfao

[@frensplace5576]

Rudy Bahena Whaaaaaaa

[@maxcol9075]

Rudy Bahena kiss the rings! Fuck bill maher and fuck all the Marxist liberals that hate Trump, oh and Go Patriots!

[@helladapttoreading8465]

I live in Texas and I just died at that "it's hard to get laid in the South"joke

[@kkww1261]

This was brutal!

[@russellgatewood6473]

kk ww more like pathetic

[@Triforce_wielder]

Russell Gatewood I think it's more pathetic to be subscribed to someone you hate.

[@ajcrowley5735]

You can lisen to people you disagree with to keep yourself informed, but if you actively subscribed to people you hate just to leave rude comment that's simply a huge waist of time.

[@MassCaMb0]

I know, that 4th quarter right?

[@JunohProductions]

Absolutely brutal. I haven't seen a comeback like that since the presidential elections.

"hard to get laid in the south." That says it all about the Trump voters

[@liamgarfield4321]

Fay Ryuujin Trump won in the north too tho

[@YD-uq5fi]

Except that Michelle Obama looked like Harambe...

[@fieforte8140]

She looks like your mamma.She is smarter than you.

[@alanfriesen9837]

It also says why we have so much trouble in the south. That kind of anti-southern hubris costs us in every election.

[@alanfriesen9837]

So you think that ripping on someone's heritage all the time doesn't incline them to spite you? You may be right, maybe that wouldn't make a difference. These midterm elections play a large role in how legislative districts are drawn, any movement in the South might be helpful. I don't see how not being assholes would be so difficult. And who knows? It might actually pay off.

[@trinajeter8212]

ATL BABY!!!! *FALCONS BABY*!!!

[@Thumbsupurbum]

Bunch of knee chopping cheaters. Let the best cheater win!

[@veronicarussell5811]

BeeleeDatPle ighboi 100

[@cmjunk1259]

fuck you and the falcons garbage ass city of atlanta who has john lewis as a representative

[@trinajeter8212]

"Trollers"...smdh...if u don't like what I post...KEEP DAMN TROLLING... KEEP IT MOVING... GET A JOB, GET A GIRL...OR MAN...GET A LIFE!!! *IDIOCY*

[@SuperArc13]

Trina Jeter Do you like salt with your Oreos?

[@princetom5416]

The world needs people like Bill Maher.

[@williamstroud5449]

More people like...

[@thethree60five]

That's the Bill we love! Awesome. What a great video to wake up to.... and I'm Canadian ;)

[@scrapplepig]

Stay where you are asshole.

[@rugbyf0rlife]

Anyone tired of winning yet?

[@overwhelmingcode8476]

Nah. At least we won't ever run out of salt.

[@JunohProductions]

I don't even support Trump and I'm not a fan of the Patriots but I sure am enjoying this.

[@AlexJLancaster]

'We're gonna win so much, you're gonna get tired of winning'. Not Yet! :D

[@solortus]

Liberals don't know what it feels like to win gahahah

[@overwhelmingcode8476]

Caz - You sure contributed to Trump winning. Keep them flowing. 2020.

[@groofay]

"He took something beautiful--a game where millionaires give each other brain damage..." I fucking lost it.

[@WorldinRooView]

I guess in a way you could say: "I considered myself a Patriot, and then Trump happened... Go Falcons!"

[@scrapplepig]

ROFLMFAO!!!!

[@dailydanks6685]

👍 Bill keeping it 💯

[@ffsf739]

Ths only good thing about Trump winning is the fact that it brought us the old Bill back! The dude is ON FIRE!

[@marauder2225]

I wish he was Hes a liar feeding you guys scraps of hopeless crap.

[@Tony29103]

@@marauder2225 Yes cause Trumps the beacon of truth right?

[@crivera7336]

Bill keep talking I love the way you speak your mind and I am with you

[@universal7564]

god l love maher, he really stands what he believes in. MAHER FOR PRESIDENT!

[@rogerdorsey7823]

There is no alternative either way.

[@fitnessbusinesssuccess7177]

YOU JUST CANT STOP LOSING *AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAAH*

[@Thumbsupurbum]

I don't like the Falcons because I'm a Panthers fan. I don't like the Patriots because I'm a human being.

[@enriquezacur7252]

How does being a fan of a football team makes you a non-human being?

[@mariofigueroa6735]

Flintstoned HAHAHAHA!!!$!

[@stewiegriffin12341]

Flintstoned I don't like the Patriots because I'm a Giants fan.

[@NeelLLumi-AnCatDubh]

Well, I live far, far away from the US, but I do know one fan of the Patriots... who’s a Furry.

[@Shiva108]

I don't like football because it's stupid.

[@BulletTheEnforcer]

@2:28. It wasn't "buttlicking." He was providing the president with an alternative enema.

[@razaahmad9133]

Knowing what happens in the falcons super bowl makes this so funny LMAO

[@tmillz331]

I'm a Pats fan but its tough to overlook their terrible politics

[@blackearl7891]

A.R. Smith so true. can't stand trump but I am a huge pats fan.

[@Pksoze]

I hate Trump and the Pats...so this is the easiest SB to root for a team ever.

[@SuperArc13]

Must suck to become so accustomed to losing...... Stay salty friend

[@davelattimer6585]

omg Bill is that dad i wish i always had

[@LD-qj2te]

Thank you Bill for saying what we all feel!

[@far2ez539]

LMFAO this video is like the _definition_ of TDS... It's literally what Republicans say we have and you agree with it? Dear God.

[@whoizmdot]

Bill was savage with this one!

[@McDouche77]

And wrong...

[@timothybrown760]

And right even after two years of this fool's policies (and the lack there of) that continues to NOT make America Great Again!! X p

[@McDouche77]

@@timothybrown760 idk, I've made a killing in the market the last few years. Added 300k to my TSP retirement. If you're someone that expects handouts then yeah not much changed for you...

[@timothybrown760]

@@McDouche77 Dude, if you're trying to get a rise out of me then you're truly a Trump supporter because only a troll would try (and fail) because it doesn't detract (If you don't know what that word is google it) that Donald Trump truly represents the lowest qualities that no president should be proud of and if that doesn't prove that the orange dip shit isn't making America great again then please ignore my words and continue to drink the Jim Jones koolaide. More power to you for that. : - \

[@timothybrown760]

If you mean that Bill's hope that the Falcons would have won that game then you're right he was wrong.HOWEVER, if you saying he was wrong about Trump's evil bullshit, then sorry because he was more than right about that. : - |

[@TheHehe1223]

I'm a Patriots fan but i still found this hilarious

[@daverain1967]

same lol

[@ChaseLightningMcQueen]

Me too

[@donaldpatricktrbovich3556]

Mr. Maher you always put on an entertaining show. You're not afraid to speak what's on your mind. That's better than ratings

[@stormwatcher59]

Bill, I have never loved you more!!! *GO FALCONS!!!!!*

[@BrianCheng24]

On the bright side, having Trump as president, makes all these shows must watch 😂😂😂. I can't get enough of it.

[@ampleoloruntogbe1434]

Brian Cheng two years later and he still delivers good material for these guys daily 😂😂😂

[@openyoureyes7539]

Did you not see the democratic debates LOL! 6 months paid leave from work = 1/2

[@scottwhaley4585]

I am a huge falcons fan. this guy is absolutely a Moran.

[@hithere5553]

Pls, It's too easy

[@JunohProductions]

The Falcons did pretty well so don't take the loss too bad. I actually thought they'd win after seeing the first half.

[@Wolfboss7]

This was an excellent segment though I wish Bill was able to further explain why this is happening. To support Trump, a man who's been revealed to be amongst other things a con-artist, bigot, misogynist, and a first class idiot because he can "make America great again" or "tells it like it is", that is enough to make people look at someone differently as well completely rethink their relationship with them. Go Falcons!

[@gshak33]

No shots of Tomi during that segment. I will just have to imagine her scowling face instead.

[@AnitaD28]

"Hey Tom, f**k you" "you joyless cheating f**k" lol lol lol funny and so true!!!!

[@deesantiago368]

That was awesome, thanks for that football segment, Bill!!! It was like election night all over again.

[@ericbartol]

I'm a lumber jack and I'm okay. I work all night and I sleep all day!

[@Theproclaimed]

Oh you don’t work during the night.... it’s just the pollution that covers the sun

[@lenkacfk7155]

I cut down trees, I wear high heels, suspenders and a bra - I wish I'd been a girlie, just like my dear papa!

[@the_dead_poet7829]

the rate at which trump is going, Bill's head is going to explode by the end of the year. and personally, everytime i read his tweets or listen to his speeches, even my neurons starts dying. and now lets pray for Arnold.

[@paulramos4037]

Now that's the BILL MAHER I truly bitching about! #BillMaher2020

[@leifjohnson617]

This show has the best writers on television.

[@kontrapunkti]

Thank god for Bill Maher.

[@Muk1R1]

Early, I'll make a joke..... Donny Tinyhands, prostitutes and Alternative facts walk into a Russian Bar.......

[@elsapo6665]

man soo funny! Hahahahaha.

[@democracydignityhumanrights]

Muk1R1 did they order a Pisswasser?

[@lagilbert67]

And the bartender says..."get the fuck out of here" Gran Torino

[@JunohProductions]

I'll make a better joke. Atlanta's defense in the second half.

[@yulienereidamartineztrejo9504]

Muk1R1

I love Bill Maher!

[@GaiaShield]

go falcons destroy the trumplers!!

[@michaels.8323]

The fact that Bill can sit at the same table as Tomi fucking Lahren without vomiting is astounding to me

[@MrWolfking002]

yeah really

[@Gobbersmack]

Why do liberals hate beautiful conservative women so venomously?

[@ShardokUlfrikson]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@alegnalowe3679]

This show is like a bag of chips and you cant stop eating them.

[@archy2frank2]

Thumbs up for the Patriot bashing alone.

[@hydernoori146]

I was gonna criticize him for replacing jokes with "fuck you" but he himself beat me to it. Bill is FUCKING AWESOME :)

[@TheDocRitchie]

so glad bill is there! makes me laugh more than anything has for years and is righteous! cheers from the UK (who are even more fucked than the USA).

[@HarrisonHollers]

“Hey Tom! Fuck You!” and “Fuck you Belichick!” were my favorites!

[@SL33VE]

3:37 Savage! It's funny because it's true.

[@DSherman50]

You are like a strong dose of anti Trump rx, thanks Bill. See you next week!

[@jinwanc]

I'm definitely not a Patriots or Tom Brady fan, but you got to give it to them for being really good. Though, you never know if another cheating scandal is going to come out.

[@bonesneil]

Vintage Bill Maher. I miss this dude!!!

[@clansman89]

You did it again Bill!

[@ASkepticalHumanOnYouTube]

LMAO reminds me of me when I read the newspaper. Sometimes I'll read a quote that pisses me off so much that I'll just reflexively yell "Fuck you!" at the newspaper.

[@christianschmidt9628]

It's great to see the man can make fun of his own kind. It's funnier when some people just don't get what he's parodying too.

[@Jammaster1972]

I hate the Patriots, but my God this is hilarious. Would love to have seen Maher's face after they made the comeback win.

[@OldskolFan]

This was hilarious! Go Falcons!

[@Holifeno]

""I used to be pretty eloquent and now i'm screaming fuck you" .... story of my life since Nov 20th

[@0ISthisIT0]

man, who blows 28-3 lead? *insert random Hilary picture* BREAKING: Jill Stein is starting a recount on the overtime coin toss. and Bernie right now: "it makes no sense for the Falcons to have 21 points while the patriots only have three."

[@TyMarshall007]

I'm not American but Fucking Hell Bill Maher is a Legend

[@JoelMiller626]

haha! I love this show!

[@aaronjohnson718]

This may be my favorite new rules

[@sokka44]

let's go Falcons! Make the NFL great again

[@TurfDoe]

Pats and Trump won.

[@CLopez63]

"Hey Tom fuck you!" lmao

[@Wandery]

Omg this was so funny my eyes were watering!

[@hphm2446]

Bill Maher is LOVE!

[@stephen3073]

HOOOO-AHH! Go Falcons! I couldn't care less either; but your main reason for wanting the Pats to lose big totally resonates with me.

[@josephbaldomero9696]

One of my favourites for sure

[@AGiantSloar]

LOLOLOL fucking grand slam, Bill.

[@georgebrooklyn4675]

Poor Billy. He has to gather another loss.

[@MichaelJohnson-ut2tq]

Bill Maher is salty AF

[@cwhelpme101]

I enjoy watching the New Rule Segment of the Show and once again Bill didn't disappoint. I'm from Atlanta and the Falcons will end the Patriots Superbowl Winning Streak! ! ! !

[@hal9thou001]

FALCONS!!! YEAAAAH!!! TALON THEIR EYES OUT!!!

[@Miranox2]

Your salty tears are delicious, Bill. Please keep them coming for the next 4 years :)

[@gioia221]

Just 4 years, now an ex-president is gonna comment on sport events. How the dumb has fallen

[@Miranox2]

@@gioia221 Bill still can't stop talking about Trump. The greatest thing that ever happened to him was getting sued, because now he can keep milking it for sympathy.

[@gioia221]

@@Miranox2 seems like your more salty than Bill

[@Miranox2]

@@gioia221 Pointing out what is happening means I'm salty? lol

[@gioia221]

@@Miranox2 you're saying Bill is salty and he's doing the same as you so yeah, poor salty trumptard

[@elmuhager01]

I love your show, but, Can you not see that everyone making Trump risen and strives on the free publicity. Do we really have to give the oxygen of publicity to this sanctimonious clown? his spinning this to his own advantage. It's disgusting.

[@erickvillagrana1699]

Elmuhager Elmancy Donald Trump is like a sponge. the more people hate him the more he gets stronger

[@elmuhager01]

+erick.. The Midterm is coming

[@DrRockso1987]

It's kinda funny how we live in bizarro world nowadays. Like, ANY bad publicity for Trump is good publicity for those that support him. Bill Maher: "Trump just blew up the moon. What an asshole!" Trump supporters: "LOL! Wow, these liberal snowflakes are so mad! Trump has my vote for re-election. Like we need a moon anyway! Maybe we can use the remnants from the moon to build the wall now. Thanks, Trump!"

[@jirkazalabak1514]

+Elmuhager And what are they supposed to do? Just ignore all the stupid shit he is doing? They are comedians and reporters, it is their job. He is too good of a source material to be ignored.

[@elmuhager01]

+J.Zalabak, they should do their Job, without holding back, as investing reporters and find out real shit that hidden about him and get raid of him once and for all.

[@mikefromwa]

Bill Maher ROCKS!!

[@moss_yt]

Whoops, I guess I'm gonna binge watch this until John Oliver comes back on. I need something to fill the void.

[@kjellnet2301]

"Hey Tom, Fuck You!" LMAO i lost my shit

[@hawklord5194]

One has to wonder how Brady's black teammates feel about his politics.

[@scrapplepig]

You know blacks are not all the same, in fact some even vote republican! Can you believe it some blacks think differently than others and live in the suburb!

[@renee3078]

Ah bill. The older I become, the more I'm relating to your sense of humor, right, and wrong....the grays in-between. New rule......

[@Nebuchadnezzar31]

Its getting salty up in here

[@asif1808]

You are amazing!! My butt fell off a few times from uncontrollable violent laughter 😂

[@nonmagicmike723]

Lol liberals are going nuts, I love that. Keep it up Trump!

[@anonymoususer771]

I love you Bill maher! You need to run for President.

[@ShaunKang69]

We keep winning & you keep crying. Sweet liberal tears!!!

[@TheRedemptionRain]

They on suicide watch HAHAHA. Back to your safe space Bill.

[@Darksmirk1]

Patriots are a liberal team :: cough cough ::... From a liberal state :: cough :: ... Too bad facts never make it to the stubborn. 😊

[@Monochromicornicopia]

You really aren't winning. Honestly. We are all losing

[@ShaunKang69]

Trump won! Republicans won the House, the Senate, and soon the Supreme Court, and Trump's friend Brady, Coach B & Kraft won the Super Bowl. How many Ls are you Libs going to take? Now back to your safe space crybaby.

[@Monochromicornicopia]

Take the time and effort to find out why Democrats are upset. Educate yourself and you won't come across as such an ignorant immature child.

[@sierralvx]

Damn, Bill went on fire! Also he's so cute when he's angry.

[@SwitosVideo]

I feel sorry for you americans, but not because you got Trump, because how you are unable to cope with it. I am truly seeing how much of a bigots you are, and it is not the people who supported him. It is the people who are throwing hysterical tantrums like the ones in this video. This is not even satire anymore, its just throwing insults and defamation. It is not even trying to be funny. Live with Trump or Spiral into hatred, the opposition has done it too the last 8 years. Greetings from Germany

[@MannyGTV100]

fuck maher

[@wolfstar675]

SwitosVideo We just despise Hillary Clinton so much that's what's happening.

[@j93-l7j]

voter fuck you

[@PBDNR]

how did coping with a leader work out for you guys in the 1930s?

[@SwitosVideo]

Trump is not Hitler and the comparison is absolutely ludicrous.

[@steventrimble954]

I love this, this makes me feel warm and fuzzy

[@GermanLeftist]

Sorry, Bill, but inviting Tom Lahren was a mistake. She's a professional troll and should be ignored, not given credit and screen time on other shows outside the conservative bubble.

[@hughjazzole2037]

blow bill

[@xoi4040]

The first forty seconds of this video made my eyes roll so hard I kick-started my cringe reflexes directly in my brain.

[@TheOhioStateMan]

How bout them pats?

[@caramu22]

This is the funniest thing I've seen in forever. Congrats!! I can't stop watching 😂 "Hey Tom, fuck you." 😛😛

[@zelly4325]

Bill I really like you. You are probable one of the few liberals that I listen to, but I can not help to laugh 😂 big time! This is like election night! Epic! Absolutely epic! Never though I would rout for the Patriots!!! MAGA!!!!!!

[@joylynnfujimori6567]

Zelly BOTS‼️🖕🖕🖕🖕

[@gabrielmurray929]

Apparently Gisele hates Trump and has been making Tom dial back on this stuff. Its why Tom missed the White House visit after the Patriots won this Super Bowl.

[@kellibarnhouse6591]

James Borchert: I am glad to know I am not the Only Democrat in this area! I am still pissed off about the 200 Million dollars that was diverted To pay for a Rich Business owner and his Rich Employees, (The New Braves Stadium, And Soccer Complex!! My Property Tax Has increased 40 percent in the last 10 years!! Of Course I vote Democrat, My taxes were lower!!

[@michaelconte2314]

I am more upset about the BB's given to Iran but that's just me.

[@kpaterson9717]

I love Bill Maher! Thank God for KZbin