New Super Best Friendcast Live!: "Montreal's Legendary Protectors!"

[@rmwolfe_]

theyve had this same exact conversation like 3 times, and i enjoy it every time. i refuse to believe montreal is a real place

[@Loginius_]

The magic of Canuckland

[@ZanraiKid]

Legend has it that the Montreal mafia attempted to start construction in front of Zaibatsu HQ, but then they saw Woolie and Pat, and backed down super hard due to Woolie counter-intimidation and [Crazy Talk] activating.

[@tsarzamancorpdna]

Pat said that the mafia would get everything they want, one hour later the mafia had been busted for crimes against crab

[@GabeSweetMan]

Is the Counter-Intimidation effect a result of the sewer Woolie Hole swamp-ass odor debuff?

[@huitzil2389]

Woolie performed a just-frame Counter-Crime.

[@pathfindersavant3988]

Mafia: "What's going on here?" Pat and Woolie: ゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴ

[@karaokeskeleton6609]

I thought the reason they backed down was they couldn't handle the Stink Gas emitting from the Woolie Hole

[@makeda6530]

Montreal: Yakuza Big Cryme: 2nd gig

[@SubstanceMTL]

Poutine Edition

[@makeda6530]

SubstanceMTL Delicious

[@BroadwayBrittany]

Dude, this sounds like some straight up Tachibana Real Estate shit

[@zigmus00A]

Castle Super beast is gonna be the future site of Montreal's very own Millennium Tower

[@melonboi927]

Woolie gonna wake up with his stick broken in his bed

[@ColdNorth0628]

With a Octo-gate laying right ontop of it saying "Pie or Mahvel?"

[@callmelimitbreaker]

"The only way we can solve this situation..." oh my GOD. The execution of that punchline was perfect. HAHAHA

[@MrFluffyDawg]

In Toronto we have a saying “There’s only 2 seasons, Winter and Construction”

[@Agent_Cobalt]

There's gonna be construction in all your apartment hallways now

[@obolisk0430]

ndelta6xxx they're gonna have to walk on little wooden bridges along the outside of the building to get in and out.

[@largetea8475]

Reasons to never go to Montreal go up.

[@ScorpioTheScorpion1503]

Opinion on Montreal go down.

[@io.nebulae]

I'm happy living in Montreal xD

[@mrrdirty6198]

Vanessa Synnott In Sounds like a shit hole to own a business.

[@ScorpioTheScorpion1503]

Vanessa Synnott Type 1 if the mafioso is threatening you with a gun, type 2 if it’s a knife.

[@io.nebulae]

@@ScorpioTheScorpion1503 you made me laugh haha! no I don't own a business nor have the intention of doing so. I guess I'm safe :)

[@jcace13]

Construction starts outside of Castle Super Beast tomorrow until 2023.

[@justwungo]

Obscure British-dubbed Japanese games will save Montreal

[@HakunonMatata]

Shinobido Way Of The Ninja

[@Comkill117]

“They’ll make Montreal great again!” -Colorado Senator Steven Armstrong, 2016.

[@justwungo]

THE FATE OF CONSTRUCTION WORK LIES IN THE HANDS OF HAYATO KONGOU

[@SeroTyler]

Glad you posted this part too. Matt's impersonation of the construction worker killed me.

[@tomisabum]

I've learned so much. Perhaps...TOO much.

[@MysteriousJojo]

"If you protect your business, they win"

[@morbidabyss12]

Having lived in downtown Los Angeles for the last four years of construction and gentrification, I can attest to the constant having to change routes to work and school cause of construction. People fall a lot on that job.

[@FunkBastid]

I could listen to Woolie talk about the wetting of beaks for hours

[@ryansch682]

The Mafia is putting an idol figure’s head in Woolie’s bed tonight

[@Jay-ln1co]

Nice KZbin channel you got here. Would be shame if something were to happen to it.

[@ScorpioTheScorpion1503]

My god, it all makes sense now! It wasn’t Cage that killed the Best Friends, it was the Montreal construction mafia!

[@nkedgun1011]

so montreal is just one big construction field is what Im getting from this

[@Necrovoker]

This is literally it. I've never gone to Montreal without having to do some sort of huge ass detour because entire main streets are blocked due to construction. It's nuts.

[@HoChiMints2007]

*CONSTRUCTICONS ASSEMBLE*

[@ColdNorth0628]

*LOUD, AND I N T E N S E CONSTRUCTION NOISES*

[@DrErikNefarious]

As a Chicagoan, I can neither confirm nor deny if legitimate businesses block new shops with construction. However, I can confirm construction happens often and it CAN/will kill businesses.

[@Llarthel]

I thought this was a video game podcast (i actually like when you talk about a Montreal. It makes me appreciate Seattle more)

[@MarbleVirus]

Montreal is an open PvP zone

[@theprofesionalist7927]

Legendary protectors more like legendary mob bosses. I seriously think that you guys need a Canadian punisher to clean up your city.

[@ColdNorth0628]

A "Jean Bastille"

[@Quikanims]

If he was a Canadian Punisher, wouldn't he just be the "Apologizer" ?

[@Yal_Rathol]

@@Quikanims no, because they're quebecois. it would be a drunk, belligerent frenchman in a plaid winter jacket.

[@WeaponOfMyDestructio]

I know everywhere has crime like I live in the Caribbean for God sake but I could not take the words Canadian Mafia seriously at all.

[@Necrovoker]

You won't say that when you're face to face with a biker from the Hell's Angels.

[@WeaponOfMyDestructio]

Wait didn't the hell's angels were founded in the US?

[@WeaponOfMyDestructio]

@@Necrovoker Also I work for Air Canada after a year of angry french middle age Mom's no Canadian can scare me.

[@gnomiegnome9415]

@@WeaponOfMyDestructio yeah, but they have a strong foothold in Canada. I used to live need a park where once every June, they and other bikers would party. And that was only time of year that any road repair would ever be done. Can't have giant potholes and deteriorating shoulders for the bikers, but any damage after the bikers can be left for next year.

[@tsarzamancorpdna]

Pat: Thats a crazy story! must be true

[@Comkill117]

Oh man Battle Construction Vehicles... now that’s a game I never even hear of anymore.

[@Samm815]

Why do people live in Montreal? It sounds like hell on earth.

[@CntRational]

I mean, there's a lot more there.

[@io.nebulae]

Born here and never left and I'm hella happy!

[@Vampireinarm1]

@@io.nebulae this must be one of them propaganda bots

[@hadji087]

i recently moved to MTL. this is interesting to hear shit like this cause i can experience a different side of the best friends. also, can we get a snippit of you guys just speaking in french, tabarnaks?

[@SubstanceMTL]

Yess calice!

[@TheOnirayju]

I can't remember which one but one friendcast of last year had them basically finishing the whole podcast in french

[@BarondePencier]

@@TheOnirayju which episode was it? I'd love to hear that.

[@Nicolas-lo8db]

i want to hear that

[@ScorpioTheScorpion1503]

I think if you look up “The most stereotypical thing you’ve ever seen” Friendcast segment, they go into French near the end of that bit.

[@kingofbel6499]

Wow, that sounds legit horrible. I never wanted to own a business or anything but now I feel bad for the people who do in that area. If movies taught me something is that theres not much you can do when you are bullied into closing your place by actual mafiosos. You either accept it or go sleep with the fishes.

[@GreatgoatonFire]

WHen did SBFriendcast become a true crime show and when is the crossover with Last Pod On The Left?

[@PrincessNine]

Organized crime is a lot more all around in the US. The construction thing just isn't a new York/Chicago thing. Ever since organized crime was cracked down on years ago before our birth, these absurdly suspicious situations don't exactly happen like it use to

[@king_big_pp]

We need a Rumble in the Bronx style movie set in Montreal.

[@TYGERthaGOD]

2:44 ok that but its the chibi Paz construction thing from MGSV

[@dorvil2333]

Wow watch you guys time to time for years never knew you were from momtreal 😅

[@jeanne-emerycoleman214]

Whens No Montreal Heroes Pat with a beam sword fighting Maurice and his biker gang

[@colinr0380]

This does sound like getting an artisinal latte doughnut in Montreal is the equivalent of Lara Croft tackling a "Challenge Tomb" in the latest Tomb Raider game. One false move and you end up having the floor collapse before sliding down a ramp to get skewered by construction equipment!

[@Rudero3]

I thought this was going to be about Montreal's hookers. I say this, referencing a video where Pat says that the hookers will outlast nuclear fallout or whatever, or repel disease because they have something in their blood. I think that's in the MGSV LP lol.

[@Comkill117]

Are these Legendary Protectors similar to the Sense Of Right Alliance?

[@darrianweathington1923]

So what the best friends are actually telling us is that Canada is the real physically location of hell?

[@ewa1020]

what ! woolie got to versus fighting and I didn't see him ?!

[@richardnajera545]

Give me more friendcasts👀

[@Fjarhultian]

Grace Made Metal! The Machine Prince!

[@Fjarhultian]

The police: "A nice crime you've got here. Shame if anything happened to it."

[@Smoofyful]

Actually Pat, the Guy would have an italian accent. Or he would break the french accent to go to italian. Lots of mafia here. Ever heard of the Rizzuto?

[@Smoofyful]

@corvusmalo It's also delicious murder.

[@Smoofyful]

Mouah, spaghetti.

[@Rozothoth]

I grew up around gangs, and believe me, it's no fun, but I've always thought bikers were so cool with their leather jackets and long beards as they revved their harleys. They're like vikings on wheels, riding for Valhalla.

[@Yal_Rathol]

i'm somewhat scared to ask, but how exactly did you grow up around gangs?

[@Rozothoth]

A lot of my family on my dad's side were involved in some questionable stuff, including my dad. I also did some stupid stuff in my youth, nothing too bad though. But I met a good woman who took the time to fix a nobody like me, encouraging me to do something with my shitty art, and I've been doing honest work for about ten years now, working as an artist. I don't miss it.

[@Yal_Rathol]

@@Rozothoth fair enough, not going to ask for details for obvious reason, just gonna assume you're not lying and leave it there.

[@Rozothoth]

@@Yal_Rathol yeah, that's normally the response I get. It's difficult to talk about it with people without them thinking awful things about me, so I don't open up that much about it.

[@Yal_Rathol]

@@Rozothoth i mean, personally i don't think awful things about you, the worst thought is "you could be lying for attention", which is less awful and more cautious. and since asking for details wouldn't substantiate your claim and could potentially put you at risk, i'mma avoid that and just trust that you're telling the truth.

[@obolisk0430]

Didn't they have basically the same conversation like a year ago?

[@ScorpioTheScorpion1503]

Same topic, but I don’t think it was as in-depth as it was here.

[@Hozak]

I miss Sci Fi Anime.

[@Cal6009]

Matt's in-laws are gonna be at him for squealing.

[@jonaswest9143]

Why the double podcast uploads?

[@magnumbadguy9354]

Because they had to sell just how corrupt Montreal is

[@IsaacSperrow]

Also, its the highlight of the podcast this week. Everything else is kinda expected.

[@TheGrizzlo503]

Cutting through a parking lot is illegal in Canada??

[@mattallison5375]

It's illegal in America too tho

[@BroadwayBrittany]

lil cocoa butta Yep, but cops here just don't give a shit about it.

[@Yal_Rathol]

jaywalking is also illegal. how often do you get ticketed for that?

[@AndreRGB_Tips]

all i know from canadian way of life comes from watching Trailer park boys and this podcast, seems cold and badly designed..but hey i take that over no healthcare

[@k.-flynn]

If shitty construction is as bad as it gets there, it's still safer than... any major city in the US.

[@largetea8475]

They left out all the actual murder that still happens. Look it up. Illegal guns and stabbings are a huge issue in Canada, you just don't hear about it as much on international news since its not as widespread and an average idiot cant just walk into a store and buy/steal a gun with minimal interference like in the US.

[@Yal_Rathol]

the cities still aren't safe or anything. large groups of people will always be dangerous. but as a general rule, mass murders occur less often here, so while it doesn't mean you will survive your trip to the movies, it does mean that if that happens, it's only going to be a few dead and a mass grave won't be required, so it doesn't make international headlines.

[@bytedfte45gg26]

Canada isn't that good, most of our big cities are filled with crackheads and used needles. I was in Vancouver last month and it is a SHITHOLE hookers, junkies and drug dealers everywhere.

[@Yal_Rathol]

@@bytedfte45gg26 yeah, but vancouver's a port town. those are always shitholes, look at new york.

[@skeetsoldier]

What's gonna happen to the channel when one of you gets whacked for guessing too good?

[@0rriAndroid]

Does Canada have a superhero in either Marvel or DC? No, Wolverine and Deadpool don't count

[@GoldLight73]

Look up "Captain Canada."

[@LieseFury]

How the fuck do they not count?

[@GoldLight73]

Apologies, it's actually "Captain Cannuck."

[@esimonsays14]

Alpha Flight

[@largetea8475]

For Marvel Wolverine and Deadpool absolutely count, dont be that guy. Also almost every other universe version of Deadpool like Lady Deadpool. Then not including any forgettable Z-listers there's Sabertooth, X-23 by parentage, Squirrel Girl, Graviton (not the shitty agents of shield version tho) Magneto from one universe, and all of Alpha Flight. DC has nobody worth mentioning other than one version of Booster Gold.