New Super Mario Bros. U Any% Speed Run (

[@lg-dm8nr]

"Now back to the tea party we were having 40 minutes ago"

[@larrykoopa9528]

Lol

[@Slime-hf2yr]

XD

[@xicyfilmsonyoutube2304]

So wait am I late or am I just not invited to the tea party

[@georgek2222]

Haha

[@Daniel_Mendoza_04]

XD

[@gramps9762]

Bowser: *Haha* I have Peach! Mario: Ok,See you in 39 Minutes! Bowser:Wait What?

[@ultimatebreak827]

Herr Bumsebiene Lol

[@frostbitegaming6234]

Herr Bumsebiene more like 37 minutes and 29 seconds

[@jadenhouser2730]

Lol

[@onepiecexdragonball1]

Ha ha ha hahahaha 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 guud wan 😂😂😂😂

[@AgentX11]

@@frostbitegaming6234 dont be that one guy

[@matzplaysmc4856]

Lovin the dancing in flight of the parabeetles

[@itsoracle]

Matz PlaysMC ?

[@monaborghar7612]

HI EVERYONE!!! At nintendo we like tobtry new things and we think we have just the thing ! VOILA!!! a not so brand new mario game that you can finish in less than an hour !!!

[@whoatemytoast8602]

Same

[@bono3074]

Me2

[@basti7312]

It's a little insider In almost every speedrun with a flying beetles lvl they are dancing

[@p_p-qn8jp]

“To conserve energy, the Wii U console is set to automatically turn off after remaining idle for 1 hour.” This guy: are you challenging me?

[@wet4372]

If he’s playing the game it’s not idle

[@ryan-vl3bm]

W Et ikr

[@nukereflex9941]

@@ryan-vl3bm It's a joke; he's not being serious.

[@xxak47xx18]

@@wet4372 r/woooosh

[@jg1692]

XxAK47xX bruh

[@paulhivert9510]

Peach : Mario, help me ! Mario : I'm here in few days Peach : My parents aren't at home Mario :

[@firerush4578]

Paul Hivert what?

[@brody6901]

LOL

[@quandaledingle6207]

Lmfao

[@andjefeawesome9965]

Donkey horse was it really that funny?

[@thelittlemanfromthedraftbo6805]

@@andjefeawesome9965 the joke doesn't even make sense

[@HarrisonGray]

14:45 the speed of this level is dependant solely on the speed of the camera moving, so he just casually starts ducking to the bah’s of the music during a speedrun because why not. This speed runner is a legend just because of this.

[@spimbles]

...hes a legend because hes doing exactly what every single person on the face of this planet does when they have time to kill in autoscrolling maro levels? jesus christ gen z and millenials are so easily fucking entertained, this comment is nonsense likebait for NPCs lmfao

[@maxlangeweg]

actually many speedrunners do such stuff in autoscrollers

[@AnnexAnimations]

One of the things I like about U is that the music is one long song, but whatever world you are in, it fits the theme.

[@gabishgab9150]

Cryptic Annex that’s wii version in a nutshell too..

[@cheez7]

Well this guy makes it a short song lol

[@sirsquidpotato3027]

Gabish Gab no I’m pretty sure the Wii version had different songs for each world

[@branlex1315]

@@gabishgab9150 No. In the wii mario bros. All worlds had completly diferent songs

[@gabishgab9150]

Branlex jut realized what he meant. Thought he meant that there were different songs for all worlds

[@RandyWyvern]

Peach: help Mario! I got kidnapped! Mario: k I'll be there in a few hours. Peach: I baked a cake! Mario:

[@shereenkamran6989]

Bit whenever you bake a cake youre in trouble

[@lightweaponsguy5952]

And if you make spaghetti before the cake, mario will be there in a few seconds

[@ethanxtreme7018]

Comment above this is the same lol

[@FCB_4_life]

So he doesn't actually care about peach lol

[@YTPlushProductions]

And to this day, he’s still wearing that acorn suit...

[@666blaziken]

In super Mario 3d world: peach: "if you aren't going to get out of that squirrel suit, I'll just fight Bowser myself (proceeds to solo most of the game)

[@mythicalrock2486]

@@666blaziken Mario: what? Its a good power up. Luigi: But i like the propell- Mario: shh

[@uItra.]

@4DI3L0 found the edgy kid

[@buddymmx3936]

@¡Ultra! Gamer*

[@uItra.]

@@buddymmx3936 **edgy

[@natcormican9463]

Is no one gonna talk about that he kept the same acorn suit from 1-1 and used it through the entire game

[@jpeg7082]

Super Mario Bros. U Speedrun; Damageless and with One Powerup.

[@thecreativegeek7886]

Joey Cormican - what i’m sayin’

[@mattalevine]

15:25 "Hey, uh, Mario, gettin' a bit dicey there, ya sure ya don't wanna... get out of there maybe?" " *NO!!* I must dance."

[@javiers614]

UH UH YEA TEA ✌

[@SoupEarthOfficial]

Who cares about the speedrun? I must *dance.*

[@zombb53]

14:00 That whole level is just one giant flex

[@SoupEarthOfficial]

Bah

[@michelnuhn2415]

dat dancing-skills at 14:30... xD

[@captainsnake6986]

Ikr

[@mintyapples6978]

Thanks that was funny

[@lemonaexe]

AHAHABA xDDD

[@nikz000]

Pa pa pa.... lmao

[@user-qo5vh7xh7z]

Omg HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@superkooper6594]

10:40 I had no clue that this pipe existed

[@Helenkeller77]

Me neither

[@conntoons_4848]

WH-

[@the-archer13]

Lol I use it every time I play that level I found it by mistake

[@seb1oz]

Found it by accident

[@jimmy_os]

Same

[@icypick1001]

30:52 Mario has just destroyed an airship, most likely killing nearly everyone inside, and potentially killing the people that were standing where the ship landed. Mario: *YAY*

[@shereenkamran6989]

Multiple oofs for them

[@moments5932]

Minegamer *30:50

[@catweird.]

It's not him who destroyed the airship.

[@mario-ti6dk]

DarkFawful54321 did you really have to ruin the joke

[@lil_j_1889]

ANYTHING FOR THE PRINCESS

[@Dubstequtie]

14:12 Not going to lie, this was so cute. Normally speed runs are like GO GO GO NO FUN JUST GO. You crouched so perfectly to the music and it really made me happy to see you pay attention to the music and was having fun while speed running. T.T

[@ATBZ]

it is autoscroll so he really cant xo much

[@necrot777]

Right, speedruns and TAS sync with music and also do crazy stuff to kill time.

[@eternal_shrimp]

reminds me in hollow knight pantheons speedruns where they will bow back to certain bosses, and time attacks with the music while waiting for the next boss. Also I totally recommend the game, it’s a masterpiece

[@tytoystudios8689]

I say he wanted to entertain us and he was also bored.

[@Iqaluitio]

15:25 he is also doing it here

[@ndelapaz3393]

How did Bowser remodel his Peach's castle that fast?

[@Trint3e]

Koopa Kraftsmen.

[@Trint3e]

Or magic.

[@Trint3e]

GeemerSpeeder They did say in the original SMB manual that Bowser used dark magic.

[@isaacwright8211]

unless peach already had lava and enemies in there.i knew peach was a pshycopath

[@samtamargo7232]

I always assumed Kamek had done this. After all he CAN revive Bowser after death, AND make him many times larger than normal. His magic is PRETTY powerful.

[@coolcassarcade3201]

Giant Bullet coming towards me.... Let’s Start DANCING

[@markheying2830]

CoolCass Arcade The Giant Bullet is essentially a King Bill.

[@coolcassarcade3201]

Then there sure are a lot of Kings in the clouds

[@internalgenius4540]

@@markheying2830 what time

[@ffiete]

@@internalgenius4540 i think 15:15

[@vr8652]

Aren't they called Bonzai Bills?

[@cashhunt69]

35:02 this part was probably one of the smoothest things i have seen in any mario speedrun

[@PancakeCamilo]

Ikr this skip is really insane

[@raineob4996]

The runner just perfectly knowing not only what to bounce off to get bonus height but also where to land to reset the squirrel bounce and the platform manipulation is so smooth.

[@SergioEats]

Nintendo: our new game has 6 hours+ of gameplay! Ewallertv: 39 minutes, take it or leave it

[@iamtooshytosocialize]

Bowser: Why do i hear boss music?

[@ros_luv2227]

Turntables

[@ok3119]

Bowser: HA Mario you will never get here in time! Mario: ok *40 minutes later* bowser: the fu-

[@javiers614]

MARIO : YEA

[@kenny10100]

I’m not only impressed with this display of skill, but also with how intricate and efficient the level design of this game is

[@mangos-1]

Me and my friend thought most of it was brain rotting

[@spimbles]

yeah no lol this game is a slog when you play it casually. its somehow even more braindead than NSMB2. the level design is the exact opposite of intricate and efficient LMFAO

[@alvaroprieto2092]

This game sucks man... people give the new super mario bros series crap but the DS and Wii were fun and did new things, this was pure slog

[@keleqz3239]

Mario:skips first world One of the Kooplings and boom boom:Am I a joke to you

[@ryanamburgy2791]

Lemmy: I have a name you know....

[@juanrodriguez9971]

Actually, yes.

[@crabludioofficial6941]

How do you forget *LEMMY?!*

[@ishnotfish0685]

All other kooplings except Ludwig: I guess we're jokes too.

[@musescoreislit4192]

Lemmy

[@gurk6969]

14:30 love those little crouches to the beat

[@MishaFlash]

The Results! Lives Bonus: 14/5 Deaths: 0 Time of speedrun: (39:32) Power-Up used: Acorn Rank: S GOLLY! THE LEGENDARY SCORE!

[@juuj4493]

Cuphead is pro

[@zakpotato8666]

Bowser: *Hurls Mario and gang miles and miles away from castle* Mario: *I a m s p e e d*

[@michaelduff1098]

I love the "baa-squats" as you ascend the flying beetles

[@bbrandonh]

Yep, I was thinking the same thing. :)

[@PieterPie2405]

PEACH: HELP ME MARIO!!! MARIO: OK IM THERE IN ABOUT 40 MINUTES.

[@FlossMosstie]

37:25 (Bowser) this is the end for you Mario! 37:29 (Mario) um ok...

[@garrettkidney]

The ways these levels flow even at that speed makes it seem almost as if they even had this stuff in mind when designing them.

[@hybby]

That was what I thought when I began playing it last night. "This game seems designed so that people can speedrun it" I wonder if there are any glitches that have not yet been found..

[@brandonwright8184]

Duh

[@Rinkawaiii]

Flight of the Para-beetles hands down best thing I’ve ever seen.

[@jaquaviousquan]

no its hell

[@isaiahlacoste1209]

**sonic watches** Sonic: ok I quit

[@MisakiP-1]

hello i am a reply from the future

[@maxmattera3263]

33:52 how the hell could he have perfectly calculated that. I’m confused

[@binaryryuga6515]

That was low key pretty sick when Mario was crouching to beat of the parabeatle background music

[@actualnoodle4700]

24:51 for the exact thumbnail. (I dunno, bored)

[@cure5626]

Nah Mario’s actually one step behind in the thumbnail, but still good work

[@joshvonbosch]

F

[@lieveserpieters9163]

I hate the fact I literally just saw a video about a no coin run because now I'm triggered at every NSMBU player that isn't Ceave. Edit: Thanks for 60 likes!

[@natalielevar2165]

Lieve Serpieters hA i literally came from the same vid I love ceave h e l p

[@iscorpiodraws95]

Me too lolol

[@moddingart]

I literally just watch game champ beat nsmb2 without coins, watched mayro do sm3dw without coins, ceave do nsmbu and how I cry every time I see a coin collected

[@okreally6660]

Lmao

[@gaminboyz7437]

Lol

[@jucc6366]

Bowser: *Steals peach* Mario: I’m bout to end this mans whole career

[@Jpeg.g]

Peach: help I’ve been kidnapped and there is a storm force field that threatens the entire world Mario: give me 45 minuts

[@LFC_fan7]

34:22 that was so clean 🔥

[@Fish_tennis]

Nightmare of a speedrunner:autoscroll😦

[@Nooooobyyyyy]

14:00 when you twerked to the beat that was just hilarious

[@ScootLoo]

Nooooobyyyyy >Twerked God, what is happening? He's crouching damnit.

[@Nooooobyyyyy]

ScootLoo i know :D but its funnier to pretend ps i like your patrick profile picture :)

[@ra_supreme9803]

Nooooobyyyyy lol

[@Bluestar5101]

Alright, I know I'm a bit late, but we're you 5 when you wrote this?

[@preston_gaming6203]

i dont know how to feel about this comment

[@tracerbullet85]

I bet the time can be improved now that Miiverse is no longer around

[@TeddyBren]

Tracer Bullet why could it be improved

[@dcakmak]

Dynamon Ruler 6:40

[@Balend]

Nah man, the message still pops up unfortunately

[@tenminutegames5634]

The message still pops up

[@aaaa_0484]

@@tenminutegames5634 well now that NSMBU Deluxe is out it could really be improved

[@scrumbungulus]

I like how he went out of his way to dance to the bahs. I do that sometimes myself... well, in NSMB 2. I only have the DS and 3DS installments. I sold my Wii for some damn reason, and who has a Wii U? I'm just happy for New Super Mario Bros. U Deluxe.

[@elli6220]

Yeah, seems like it'll be a good port.

[@Balend]

I have 2 Wii Us lol

[@scrumbungulus]

Why in the hell would you have two? That's just a waste of money.

[@loldonkeykong8069]

@@scrumbungulus they're really good consoles

[@Bottled_Milk]

BlunguscoTM mostly all the “cool kids” back then :) but you have 3ds so you were cool aswell :)

[@georgebradley6452]

The courses are cleverly designed so no barriers can slow you down. Completing secret courses will skip worlds.

[@vr8652]

Wonder why they call 'em secrets then

[@newage1361]

So... terminal montage, u gonna make a something about Mario u speedrun

[@codymcwhorter1347]

Y A H O O !

[@bearsmoorg503]

He really should

[@ezorodrigo]

When your mom says she won’t get you the new game until you beat the old one

[@guatemalaballmappers8989]

My mom does

[@thewanderinggamer1369]

@@guatemalaballmappers8989 your mom needs help

[@dylan-o8y7h]

9:06 Toad: Mario, I leave it in your hands. Im gonna head back Mario: Nah Bitch Im good.

[@ff_crafter]

Dat dancing 14:30

[@notjustin9781]

Didn't even realize xD

[@conntoons_4848]

Oh I read that as “dash dancing”

[@crackr5753]

i love the on beat crouching from 14:39 to 15:50 ✨

[@tigertoxins584]

I got this with my Wii U in 2013, it’s been 7 years about and now my younger siblings can enjoy this like I did, thanks Nintendo.

[@sr.chi7741]

I got mine in 2014

[@stuffwell]

i didnt get a wii u, i only got a DS in like 2006 🥲 and it still works🎉

[@HuskyShields]

Toad: NABBIT STOLE MY STUFF Mario: I’ll get it back in 36 minutes

[@iranybeast3732]

Nobody: Absolutely NOBODY: Princess Peach: Maaaarrrliooooo And yet still Mario: MaRlIo NuMbEr OnE!

[@fancytrash]

The fact that Bowser is so bad at his job that Mario defeats him in the amount of time it takes for American cops to show up at someone's house.

[@cartoonchipmunk9782]

39:49 when you get game over when you did not do the boom boom castle

[@bobbybeantv139]

Giant bullets run ohh wait they go 2 miles and hour

[@swagdude5000]

Bobbybeantv *an*

[@skilledbaton6187]

@@saulocruz8646 you now that not everybody in this video is from the english community right? There are people of the spanish community here Like me

[@sammelo2912]

Skilled Baton como yo tambien😁

[@thescorpionpalacios]

@@skilledbaton6187 that comment is from 2 years ago I don’t think they have youtube anymore

[@larrikin6949]

9:16 Mario just doesn't care about Toad's stuff

[@itamar_da_god5651]

Yeah lol I noticed that too.

[@bisdak01]

Peach: "Help me!" Mario: Be there in 40

[@notkeeghan9916]

I’ve never realized how useful the acorn suit is.

[@riddleydeminic2376]

ewallertv Love the run. A little question about strategy: Do you think it might be a little faster to go go back and chase Nabbit to be able to use the P-Squirrel suit on the Soda Jungle tower to hopefully skip the moving blocks part of the run?

[@prod.byniclas]

I don't think so

[@zgcolorforce214]

Nope, but is it possible to save some time by taking the secret goal in Peach Castle -1, or is the auto scroll on Peach Castle - 4 too slow? I am guessing the auto scroll is too slow...

[@burnsa868]

ZG Colorforce 8-4 is an autoscroller and the other two levels aren’t

[@JamAttack]

mario doesn't give a fuck about toad's problems.

[@AnjiMitoGGST]

It’s amazing what bowser can do in 39 minutes and 32 seconds

[@Sonicice24]

The acorn power up is so awesome, the best power up ever.

[@thekingoffidget52]

proppeller mushrom still better

[@zombb53]

Nobody: Overworld: 6:20

[@blayeg8716]

erm what

[@alexjeffery1563]

Will it end... NO! There’s another mile of road ahead

[@lil_j_1889]

It's almost like like its gay

[@michaelparker2229]

This kid be doing the world record speedrun and he still has time to dance along to the music.

[@jonhikarizx3631]

Nice usage of the Acorn Suit! I still keep expecting you to glide into a wall to climb though. Damn it Knuckles! xD

[@darthchili4994]

6 years later and still think you dancing to the music in para beetles was adorable

[@Pancakepot]

Coincidentally this is the route I normally take. (Only I take 30 hours lol)

[@bicrowave32]

When I cleared this game for the first time I actually thought Bowser Jr committed suicide at the end, until I saw him in the credit scene. xD

[@Joko_2705]

5:43 in Germany we say: Betrug!!

[@littleaquabi]

Nein, ohne Scheiß ich habe es heute auch OHNE Gegentreffer geschafft

[@gameisland9671]

Das ist ja Betrug 😂

[@ciarakelly8108]

I love the way the music for Peaches Castle in U is a more dramatic version of the one from Mario 64

[@tomatosoupmemes9008]

I swear the miiverse pop up and toad cutscene in soda jungle are a speedrunners worst enemy

[@ultimatebreak827]

Deagle Day well u can turn off miiverse and everyone has to deal with the toad cutscene

[@calejenkins2657]

I like how he dances to the music in flight of the parabettles

[@dylanseawards1832]

Ship crashes to the ground killing everyone on it Mario: yay

[@juliangabriel3138]

The way he’s ducking when bah bah hit 😂

[@Digs19]

Speedrunner: Doing a very good run Also the speedrunner: r y t h m 14:22

[@originalname9307]

Damn...watching this made me so hyped for New Super Mario Bros U Deluxe!

[@xxbatman69xx98]

9:07 toad:help mario: no

[@beowulf7016]

There was a shortcut at peaches castle-1 that would’ve skipped a level

[@thesavagecouchpotato7233]

Ahhh so this is the way my grandpa used to go to school

[@DeFelixMan09]

14:00 this entire level i was laughing because you where going up and down with the beat 😂

[@xyzomn5515]

You're very god at this I wish I had a Wii U

[@bobjoefred7890]

People are talking about his dancing at 14:30 but what about those nice well timed jumps at 17:06 Such art

[@RaFGuy]

You did it! :o Congrats dude :)

[@gdcraig4wr843]

RaF Guy oh hi there guy

[@joezalega9260]

Me: ooh halfway checkpoint! This guy: I don't need it!

[@Spennydawggg]

it's not that he needed it, it saves time

[@Rides1283man]

+Stupin Is cool he doesn't need it. It doesn't really save time.

[@captainsnake6986]

+Rides1283man's Comments yes it does, the saving time adds about 5 seconds to the speedrun

[@technicalerr0r330]

Wanna go back to that tea party we were having 40 minutes ago

[@ultimatebreak827]

Technical Err0r yea

[@kingpenguin8297]

Legend has it, he’s still got that acorn thingy that makes you glide or whatever the fuck it’s actually called to this day

[@fluffykitten8070]

14:00 that one made me laugh because they kept on dancing to the beat

[@terminusfinity009]

when there's spaghetti leftovers at the castle:

[@nukereflex9941]

Peach: Mario come help me. Mario: Okay give me a few hours Peach: My parents aren't home Mario:

[@shereenkamran6989]

But shes captured idiots

[@superstarchris3925]

I can imagine the bosses he didn't beat just still waiting patiently

[@tristanellis181]

Two things to note during this run that could improve it: 1. The boss fight with the magikoopa could've went better. 2. The mid-castle trick jump failed, so the redo costed time. Extra note: I like when you crouched to the "bah's" during that scroll level. Nice touch lol.

[@thecreativegeek7886]

tristan ellis - which one is the magikoopa?

[@szarekhthesilentking7043]

@@thecreativegeek7886 kamek the one with blue robes and glasses

[@arachnidz7750]

8-2 and 8-castle: are meant to be autoscrollers of sorts Ewaller with an acorn suit: _how bout no_

[@eewilliam]

1:59 game start

[@NateTheOhioan]

Nintendo: “You think this some sort of joke!?” Him 14:05-16:04 dancing throughout the whole level: “I do, and I’m tired of pretending it isn’t.”

[@NameNick-ro6oz]

“To conserve energy, the wii u will shut off after 1 hr” this guy: just enough time to make a sandwich

[@cbcbussy]

I love this comment

[@azytronazytron702]

Jesus I just watched this entire thing back to front this was great thanks

[@Connor_-hp5or]

Doctor: “You have 40 minutes left to live!” This guy: “Bet you I can beat Mario in that time”

[@dtb-vivacious4609]

I love how he crouched to the music😂

[@jenssanti6854]

Im giving it a like because of that dancing lmao

[@javiers614]

Lol

[@javiers614]

I see that pic profile everywhere