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Күн бұрын

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@jiojiri
@jiojiri Жыл бұрын
He actually wrote out every line on every piece of paper...unbelievable.
@beartankoperator7950
@beartankoperator7950 Жыл бұрын
Filming it probably took like a couple minutes maybe a few tries but the set up...
@squidwardstentacle
@squidwardstentacle Жыл бұрын
plot twist: these are actual personal real life records that he kept
@JohnDabs420
@JohnDabs420 Жыл бұрын
This was punishment when I was a kid so huge props to him for actually writing it all out lol
@absoult5847
@absoult5847 Жыл бұрын
He can just write one line, and copy those over the entire paper..
@planimun7407
@planimun7407 Жыл бұрын
For a few papers, yes. But no, not every line on every paper.
@andreicosmin7141
@andreicosmin7141 Жыл бұрын
"It's gonna be a gay twist for sure" "HOLY FUCK, IT WASN'T"
@bartimaeu1
@bartimaeu1 Жыл бұрын
Buddy sounds like a male dog's name
@GreyPunkWolf
@GreyPunkWolf Жыл бұрын
​@@bartimaeu1 Still not gay. Gay implies two people from the same gender AND species. Zoos have nothing to do in the LGBT+ community, regardless of what they say. Sorry.
@skittlesareretcon6109
@skittlesareretcon6109 Жыл бұрын
​@@bartimaeu1 it is
@ege8240
@ege8240 Жыл бұрын
​@@bartimaeu1 still not gay but beastility
@ValidT
@ValidT Жыл бұрын
@@bartimaeu1Don’t hate on my man Buddy the elf
@hankcalloway3590
@hankcalloway3590 Жыл бұрын
I thought he was gonna be a bro and do it with him but then not the dog💀💀💀
@Ekuy1
@Ekuy1 Жыл бұрын
lmao same
@chrisreilly1290
@chrisreilly1290 Жыл бұрын
He's tricked us so many times with gay jokes that he sets up a gay joke but it's a trick! It's the dog!
@dustinropp
@dustinropp Жыл бұрын
I can never guess the ending. I know there is always a twist and I NEVER see it coming
@thesaltybeard1793
@thesaltybeard1793 Жыл бұрын
I KNOW I THOUGHT I GOT THE TWIST I WAS SO SURE AND THEN WHAM
@SergieXD
@SergieXD Жыл бұрын
@@chrisreilly1290 the dog was gay so it matches
@GIGATROLLFACEWHOLOVESTOSTALK
@GIGATROLLFACEWHOLOVESTOSTALK Жыл бұрын
feels like a horror movie with the background music..
@megiab
@megiab Жыл бұрын
it isn't NOT a horror movie 😳😂😂
@theSafetyCar
@theSafetyCar Жыл бұрын
It might as well be with that ending.
@SeanyeMidWest
@SeanyeMidWest Жыл бұрын
The soundtrack is right up there with those of Christopher Nolan’s films
@eradict
@eradict Жыл бұрын
​​@@SeanyeMidWest *BOOOOOONK*
@eradict
@eradict Жыл бұрын
Reminds me of The Shining
@RandomIsNotAvailable
@RandomIsNotAvailable Жыл бұрын
For people that are wondering at the end it says "I will never do that to buddy again"
@ShaneFlett
@ShaneFlett Жыл бұрын
That's a dark left turn. Like in hockey when you juke right then left
@mattlord97
@mattlord97 Жыл бұрын
Until I saw the dog I read it as "daddy" and thought he'd disobeyed his dad in some way and been raped as a punishment
@takjest420
@takjest420 Жыл бұрын
While page is written with only these, wonder if it means that it happend every day or the guilt is unbearable
@Littlefighter1911
@Littlefighter1911 Жыл бұрын
@@takjest420 Why not both?
@takjest420
@takjest420 Жыл бұрын
@@Littlefighter1911 i love this community
@christians8821
@christians8821 Жыл бұрын
This has the same energy as Mr.Incredible finding out about all the killer robots on syndrome's computer
@fluffyspark798
@fluffyspark798 Жыл бұрын
The music really sells it
@jonathanparrish8889
@jonathanparrish8889 Жыл бұрын
I didn't think of that till I read this now this a incredibles Clio for me
@TFGeodeForce
@TFGeodeForce Жыл бұрын
BRO I WAS LIGIT HAVING FLASHBACKS-
@psygamez7727
@psygamez7727 Жыл бұрын
The music should’ve absolutely been that
@knurdyob
@knurdyob Жыл бұрын
more like wendy in the shining finding out what jack's been writing
@alexy206
@alexy206 Жыл бұрын
First men, now dogs. He's evolving. He's too powerful to be left alive!
@tech6hutch
@tech6hutch Жыл бұрын
What homophobes think gay people will lead to
@ImNotQualifiedToSayThisBut
@ImNotQualifiedToSayThisBut Жыл бұрын
Soon it will be men dogs
@fuarkYT
@fuarkYT Жыл бұрын
E v o l v i n g
@TheSteam02
@TheSteam02 Жыл бұрын
@@fuarkYT Just, backwards
@MiloMurphysLaw
@MiloMurphysLaw Жыл бұрын
But the next evolution would be… oh no Oh no Oh no no no no no
@bfth121
@bfth121 Жыл бұрын
As he is telling him the Advil is in the top drawer, he is literally writing more lines on paper 💀😂
@giri1478
@giri1478 Жыл бұрын
Shhhhhhhhhhit Mind blown 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳 Hahahha Al is so fecking witty lol
@dirtymike69420
@dirtymike69420 Жыл бұрын
Didn't even notice at first. This man is a legend.
@MyChannelOnThisSite
@MyChannelOnThisSite Жыл бұрын
Do you think it was the same notepad he was using?
@MyChannelOnThisSite
@MyChannelOnThisSite Жыл бұрын
@@giri1478 How is it witty?
@DrewKime
@DrewKime Жыл бұрын
AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!! I didn't notice, holy shit.
@garrett3726
@garrett3726 Жыл бұрын
Bro puts out quality videos every single day. Can someone get this guy an agent and his own show?
@rick6011
@rick6011 Жыл бұрын
Naw, that level of fame might pressure him into putting out bad quality content, not to mention that he might have to seneor some of it. He needs a merch store so we can support the fuck out of him to keep making this content
@georgemurdock7670
@georgemurdock7670 Жыл бұрын
Why he needs a james bond?
@sueurdepet
@sueurdepet Жыл бұрын
Please stop speaking for someone else
@sueurdepet
@sueurdepet Жыл бұрын
But you are right about the merch
@adammiller7236
@adammiller7236 Жыл бұрын
A show and a willing dog?
@notadestinygun6556
@notadestinygun6556 Жыл бұрын
Then you realize he ACTUALLY wrote all those.
@maxd3str0y3r
@maxd3str0y3r Жыл бұрын
He probably wrote 1 and photocopied the rest
@Drunkledore
@Drunkledore Жыл бұрын
@@maxd3str0y3r except you can tell they are all different
@GiggleFishy
@GiggleFishy Жыл бұрын
Love that he's still writing . . . thoughts and prayers for Buddy.
@everettstormy
@everettstormy Жыл бұрын
​@AIuzkyyeah, lol. No aids i guess, let them be
@AutisticKittyStar
@AutisticKittyStar Жыл бұрын
​@AIuzkyEw, that is gross and morally wrong. Beastiality is just as disgusting as paedophilia
@drunkenhobo8020
@drunkenhobo8020 11 ай бұрын
​@AIuzkyHow compelling. Please face the wall.
@drunkenhobo8020
@drunkenhobo8020 11 ай бұрын
@AIuzky No, this is more a Soviet dissident form of punishment.
@-Alarion
@-Alarion Жыл бұрын
Damn that twist hit so hard like no other before
@JinKee
@JinKee Жыл бұрын
Hit from the back
@ZombieSazza
@ZombieSazza Жыл бұрын
The actual dedication to write all of that just for this skit is absolutely amazing
@muchanadziko6378
@muchanadziko6378 Жыл бұрын
how do you know those aren't his actual notes?
@SixthStrike
@SixthStrike Жыл бұрын
Wow that was a rollercoaster of emotions
@BuiHieuDong
@BuiHieuDong Жыл бұрын
The dramatic background music is what makes everything become even better.
@bensiegal972
@bensiegal972 Жыл бұрын
Here I am saying: you watch everything I watch lol
@Its_The_Astro
@Its_The_Astro Жыл бұрын
“I will prank someone in 2023” is his real resolution.
@mint7442
@mint7442 Жыл бұрын
The fact that he used us trying to predict the end to supprised us was genius
@krispyweet8239
@krispyweet8239 Жыл бұрын
give this man an award for most traumatic short film
@tygerinthenight3255
@tygerinthenight3255 Жыл бұрын
The funniest part of this video is picturing him actually having to sit down and write out pages of this.
@confusedperson540
@confusedperson540 Жыл бұрын
And the fact he was writing even more makes me wonder if Buddy is ok
@usukapal
@usukapal Жыл бұрын
This man's dedication to the craft, writing the same shit like 800 times
@alphasky03
@alphasky03 Жыл бұрын
This was funny. Sure didn't expect Billy to be the dog. Perfect picture too..
@xyannail4678
@xyannail4678 Жыл бұрын
Buddy
@billy6678
@billy6678 Жыл бұрын
It was traumatic.
@non-blogger
@non-blogger Жыл бұрын
Meanwhile the friend is sitting on the table writing " I will lose my virginity to human in 2023"
@ber7129at
@ber7129at Жыл бұрын
Didn’t see that coming! Happy new year Alex!
@TrinityEcho
@TrinityEcho Жыл бұрын
Neither did Buddy...
@D-Man_Jam
@D-Man_Jam Жыл бұрын
it was in a dark room
@averagejoe2232
@averagejoe2232 Жыл бұрын
This guy is wild 😭😭
@jomirlemathis3131
@jomirlemathis3131 Жыл бұрын
A comedic genius. You never miss.
@ControversialOpinionGuy
@ControversialOpinionGuy Жыл бұрын
Always keeping us on our toes
@acehooligan857
@acehooligan857 Жыл бұрын
Dedication....commitment.....all for 30 sec....masterpiece
@CharlieTheTexan
@CharlieTheTexan Жыл бұрын
The level of commitment, writing all of that. Bravo, sir!
@NLTops
@NLTops Жыл бұрын
Dude's so busy Bart Simpson-ing his new year's resolution to actually get it done. That is some HEAVY OCD.
@ObsidianHunter99
@ObsidianHunter99 Жыл бұрын
Now I gotta wonder how many notepads you went through to get enough papers for this video lol 💀
@sethsolves5522
@sethsolves5522 Жыл бұрын
It didn't hit me how committed this short was
@muzafarshahmarican9364
@muzafarshahmarican9364 Жыл бұрын
yknow whats the real gem here, hes actually sitting there writing more new years resolution with the same paper
@so_is_my_johnson
@so_is_my_johnson Жыл бұрын
It was so funny how the handwriting started off eat and clean and then turned to psychopathic scrawling!
@movieclipscentral1
@movieclipscentral1 Жыл бұрын
craziest plot twist ever
@0ijm3409fiwrekj
@0ijm3409fiwrekj Жыл бұрын
Before I used to watch his videos for the laughs, now I just watch them to appreciate the art
@CountArtha
@CountArtha Жыл бұрын
I thought I was numb to bestiality jokes, but that one was pretty ruff
@lakefaniganlay2819
@lakefaniganlay2819 Жыл бұрын
I applaud you
@pastafour3717
@pastafour3717 Жыл бұрын
The dedication. The effort. The subtle twist. The complex joke. The silent acting. Art.
@timothybodey9168
@timothybodey9168 Жыл бұрын
Man that was an intense short film right there
@skyboundzoo
@skyboundzoo Жыл бұрын
nobody is talking about the fact he was actively writing a new new years goal during the skit 🫥
@1997Awesomedude
@1997Awesomedude Жыл бұрын
was expecting him to go through the pages and realize that his friend had been trying to lose his virginity for hundreds of years
@Simiiyu
@Simiiyu Жыл бұрын
When you thought that you would finally predict the twist.
@Fataha22
@Fataha22 Жыл бұрын
Applause for write the whole paper for 60 second skit
@AkaedatheLogtoad
@AkaedatheLogtoad Жыл бұрын
Well, that escalated quickly
@RealMoonLord
@RealMoonLord Жыл бұрын
Most amazing part is for around a 30 second video, he wrote all those lines for one skit
@zacharydenomme
@zacharydenomme Жыл бұрын
All work and no play makes Al a dull boy
@lbenson8572
@lbenson8572 Жыл бұрын
THATS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING LMAO
@marlopainter8246
@marlopainter8246 Жыл бұрын
I seriously cannot tell what is better... the scripts.. or the props/costumes...
@sofiajung3276
@sofiajung3276 Жыл бұрын
Poor Buddy
@MillennialMeltdown
@MillennialMeltdown Жыл бұрын
You can tell Al is sitting at the table writing his resolutions. 😂
@liah.angelle
@liah.angelle Жыл бұрын
The way my jaw DROPPED
@Thanaxe
@Thanaxe Жыл бұрын
This on par with the Keyser Soze reveal.
@pintoftitanium7493
@pintoftitanium7493 Жыл бұрын
Notice he's still writing....
@anthonyfaiell3263
@anthonyfaiell3263 Жыл бұрын
Honestly this guys narrative storytelling and misdirection are getting better and better. This man deserves an award.
@paulobermiller9477
@paulobermiller9477 Жыл бұрын
His handwriting fits him
@gui.ribeiro
@gui.ribeiro Жыл бұрын
The cinematography and direction is outstanding
@affanshaikh8492
@affanshaikh8492 Жыл бұрын
Nooooooo😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 I knew it was coming but I was hoping more like Trevor from GTA 5 but this was 1000 times worse😭
@raydrag9555
@raydrag9555 Жыл бұрын
this guys a fucking genius. people tryna predict what the plot twist gonna be and at the same time not be predictable but hes thinks abt this shit and always a step further
@Scout_from_deep_rock_galactic
@Scout_from_deep_rock_galactic Жыл бұрын
My emotions of this skit are all over the place. Disgusted at zoophilia, Laughter at the joke, Happy at the fact he felt regret for doing it, Sad for the fact he’d have to live with that forever, Anger at zoophilia, Empathy for the dog… So much emotion. I can’t describe. And the worst part is, I know it’s a joke.
@Giantkiller94
@Giantkiller94 Жыл бұрын
Agreed.
@livedandletdie
@livedandletdie Жыл бұрын
I guess you're just too emotional.. grow up, perhaps would help you not be so emotional.
@sleepysera
@sleepysera Жыл бұрын
The worst part, really? Pretty sure you'd be unhappier if it had happened for real ;)
@Levnyan
@Levnyan Жыл бұрын
The people who get the most upset about these things are generally those most and least affected.
@ストマクランブル
@ストマクランブル Жыл бұрын
Instructions unclear. It said two consenting adults
@revilno
@revilno Жыл бұрын
Feels like a shining reference
@gskbdos7076
@gskbdos7076 Жыл бұрын
AYO-🤨📸 also I’m early, happy new year🥳❤️
@snailsinsocks
@snailsinsocks Жыл бұрын
At this point this mans acting is so good I just can imagine him laughing
@kaseywahl
@kaseywahl Жыл бұрын
I love how the guy casually uses a phone in place of a framed picture, haha
@UltimateDillon
@UltimateDillon Жыл бұрын
You know, I didn't even question it
@Ralgimanek
@Ralgimanek Жыл бұрын
You actually wrote so many of those out, that is dedication to your craft.
@kingsolomon1841
@kingsolomon1841 Жыл бұрын
Got to help your boy before he becomes a menace to society
@PepperCoriander
@PepperCoriander Жыл бұрын
The commitment to the bit. Unparalleled, dare I say visionary.
@ACyclistsJourney
@ACyclistsJourney Жыл бұрын
"I will never that to Buddy again"
@masterchiefmalik
@masterchiefmalik Жыл бұрын
“I will never do that to buddy again”**
@TylerMarkRichardson
@TylerMarkRichardson Жыл бұрын
@@masterchiefmalik no he was right the B is capitalised
@masterchiefmalik
@masterchiefmalik Жыл бұрын
@@TylerMarkRichardson he edited his comment, he left out buddy the first time
@defaultyanny861
@defaultyanny861 Жыл бұрын
The picture and the candle insinuate that the dog died too, bruhhhhh
@thesysop4998
@thesysop4998 Жыл бұрын
I never lose
@BrianShuffle
@BrianShuffle Жыл бұрын
I should have prepared my mental better to handle this twist 💀
@CrystalPheonix
@CrystalPheonix Жыл бұрын
I- imma just go bleach my eyes rq and I think that’s enough internet for me today-
@Dumitaz
@Dumitaz Жыл бұрын
The fact that he's actually writing another one make it much better.
@Kashmoneygodzilla
@Kashmoneygodzilla Жыл бұрын
It bet it would be funny asf if I could read whatever tf those said 💀
@TylerMarkRichardson
@TylerMarkRichardson Жыл бұрын
All the papers until the last page say "I will lose my virginity in (year)" then the last one says "I will never do that to buddy again" then it points to his dog
@Kashmoneygodzilla
@Kashmoneygodzilla Жыл бұрын
@@TylerMarkRichardson yea I caught every third word or so and connected the dots 💀
@Exile8oh8
@Exile8oh8 Жыл бұрын
The commitment to this bit is unreal.
@murple0054
@murple0054 Жыл бұрын
As an Asexual, I can confidently say that losing my virginity was not all it was cracked up to be
@Musktheriot
@Musktheriot Жыл бұрын
That's really good hands writing. I can hardly read it.
@satanm8c40
@satanm8c40 Жыл бұрын
What did the last paper say?
@djlattimoremain4655
@djlattimoremain4655 Жыл бұрын
I will not do that to buddy again/buddy is the dog
@satanm8c40
@satanm8c40 Жыл бұрын
@DJ Lattimore Main ah yea I got the joke by the picture but couldn't read the paper. So ty
@dustingordon3705
@dustingordon3705 Жыл бұрын
Why the fuck is it called New Year’s resolution
@active8335
@active8335 Жыл бұрын
We should be prepared for these by now🤣🤣 this man is genius I liked it before I even seen it
@jasonscrazyshows8598
@jasonscrazyshows8598 Жыл бұрын
i can't read messy writing
@SodaDone
@SodaDone Жыл бұрын
Skill issue
@konstantinospalapanidis6414
@konstantinospalapanidis6414 Жыл бұрын
Amazing just amazing. 30 seconds no costumes whatever camera and yet a masterpiece
@asteroidben2955
@asteroidben2955 Жыл бұрын
The Waffle House has found a new host
@kagomecc461
@kagomecc461 Жыл бұрын
Bet you don't need the Advil anymore. Headache has been forgotten ain't it
@toddzerst8223
@toddzerst8223 Жыл бұрын
Press f for this poor man's wrist in more ways then one
@iamaweirdo5210
@iamaweirdo5210 4 ай бұрын
I genuinely went noo out loud when u showed the dog
@mathsasian
@mathsasian Жыл бұрын
the suspense was actually fucking tangible, that twist was definitely worth it
@maya_vita
@maya_vita Жыл бұрын
I don't know if I'm impressed by the creativity, or scared of it
@YeetingNoodle
@YeetingNoodle Жыл бұрын
That’s not where I thought that was gonna go. I always forget Al is a master of plot twists
@schleepy6362
@schleepy6362 Жыл бұрын
I was hoping for a wholesome gay af ending but once again you have dashed my wishes in the most horrible way possible
@fractiousfauxpas1368
@fractiousfauxpas1368 Жыл бұрын
Bro missed detention so sat and did lines for an evening 😅
@diate_494
@diate_494 Жыл бұрын
For a moment I thought every line was a new year and that the guy was an immortal virgin.... At this point this guy is the God Of Magic right ?
@kenguto7436
@kenguto7436 Жыл бұрын
I wasn't prepared for that last bit 🥲
@williamsalgado9738
@williamsalgado9738 Жыл бұрын
THE DEDICATION IS UNBELIEVABLE!
@unidino8963
@unidino8963 Жыл бұрын
Als plot twisting capabilities are movie worthy
@dreamersleepwalker
@dreamersleepwalker Жыл бұрын
This man has a very dark sense of humor and I’m loving it.😅
@rerun626
@rerun626 Жыл бұрын
Back in the beginning, I thought you were just clever. You’re actually a genius 😭
@mandy_lue_cookie
@mandy_lue_cookie Жыл бұрын
You really worked hard for this skit. I’ll give you a like for that.
@HCUnsupportedCharacters
@HCUnsupportedCharacters Жыл бұрын
I thought it was gunna be a take one for the team thing
@emilyworm
@emilyworm Жыл бұрын
The amount of effort put into this
@sparklymop
@sparklymop 4 ай бұрын
I audibly gasped. Lol This man is the master of twist endings
@Dorimidori651
@Dorimidori651 Жыл бұрын
HE's STILL WRITING THAT SHIT DOWN
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