words you can’t say

[@spegynmerbles3993]

The punchline always carches me off guard in these shorts

[@auri1075]

Seems like you are having trouble with the C word

[@Mr.SunshineJames]

@@auri1075 lmao I thought the same

[@lamosos]

Wear a cup.

[@secicu]

lol, yup! Actual comedy gold, genius never misses Its astounding honestly!

[@iisstupidity]

Carches lmao

[@waspsandwich6548]

"Nexican" Something tells me bro has no trouble saying the n word

[@Just-a-good-gamer]

Now, you see they're different way to say it and he's not sure which one he should use

[@IAmTheGlovenor]

I thought it was he had no trouble saying nigga, but trouble with digger with an n

[@itisinickt]

we all say it at home

[@da_vortex]

Hahahaha

[@someonestolemytoast2139]

​@@itisinicktno

[@countrygirlokla]

The silent "NO" shaking of the head 😂😂

[@thecomet653]

And?

[@mcperson8455]

that wasnt very silent lol

[@uncletiggermclaren7592]

I laughed so hard at that, I have tears in my eyes. NO, wait, that is my pathetic life.

[@dantepatel]

​@@mcperson8455He's talking about when he says "maybe I can help you"

[@Baaaaaaapppppp]

After he mentioned the word "rural" I bet EVERYONE in the comments started to try to say it lol

[@fraustpunk]

no. get out of my head. haha

[@genieinabutthole]

Yep, I totally did 😂

[@TheKyleBrah]

No, only Americans. The rest of the World has no issue with the Letter R 😊

[@austinthegamest7424]

Hush

[@FarmerClarence]

​@TheKyleBrah I'm pretty sure a lot of people across the world have trouble with their Rs, and native English speakers tend to be pretty good at pronouncing their Rs, including Americans.

[@l.b8896]

Bros jokes always have like 2-4 punchlines it’s amazing

[@Tick-Checker]

Your comment is famous btw 😂😂

[@Arno1911]

As a Nexican i agree

[@Jj2kallday]

Are you from Nexico

[@patchrockit]

@@Jj2kallday 'cuz it's Nex' to the states. ;)

[@terrionsmith2914]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@gatopan3569]

@@patchrockit lol, ok ok, you win the internet for today

[@venomfan8095]

As another fellow nexican I also agree

[@JpDaKing]

Nexican got me😂😂

[@salommy]

The punchline be punchlining

[@JumalaPlays]

That's usually what jokes do.

[@aragonmoralesfaustodavid5548]

From now on they will recognize me as a nexican

[@Geilolp.]

npc

[@voggorb]

And the inventor of punchlines rests happily in his grave

[@jordanfelt5978]

....NeXiCaN? This might be one of the greatest lines ever uttered in one of his videos. 😂

[@EEEEEEEE]

E

[@ideagd1414]

you uppercased literally everything except the vowels

[@jordanfelt5978]

@@ideagd1414 wow. You can read. What is the point of even saying that?

[@VaiskHD]

@@jordanfelt5978well why did you uppercase those was there something worth to highlight there and bring attention to or are you just having a DeFiCiT???

[@ideagd1414]

@@jordanfelt5978 usually when people do ThIS to me it sounds like they're trying to indicate a voice crack, why capitalize no vowels if that's what you're trying to go for. a capitalized consonant changes nothing about the consonant, a capitalized vowel changes pitch, tone and volume

[@_Colti_]

bro avoided being racist by being racist

[@Pharaoh_Tutankhamen]

Everything gonna offend someone so might as well imbrace it

[@_nika4y_458]

​@@Pharaoh_Tutankhamen I see you have trouble pronouncing the e-word

[@clowncarcollective]

as a Mexican, the Nexican joke was hilarious.

[@Blazz3boy]

360 likes and no comments, that’s just wrong so ima comment first but are you sure your Mexican

[@clowncarcollective]

@@Blazz3boy i- yes ???? why would I lie about being mexican 😭 I'm Mestizo 💀

[@Blazz3boy]

Sometimes people put comments that they are like a different race and stuff like yours but I guess you are actually

[@clowncarcollective]

@B04blaze most of the time, people aren't lying, you shouldn't assume someone is lying unless you have good reason to think that.

[@JorjetheMusician]

As another filthy enchilada chaser, I too agree

[@Elijahdollar12]

This guy is so racially creative 😂

[@no-one-1]

This is the first time I’ve ever seen those two words used together, and they sound so perfect.

[@pervenire3601]

What the fuck is racially creative even mean lmao

[@Malphorus]

@@pervenire3601 Nexican

[@ooker777]

Creative racism

[@NebulaKat345]

​@@ooker777I always said someone had to be weirdly creative to come up with all these ridiculous slurs.

[@robert-trebor87]

In case people don’t know what word is being referred to, it’s rural

[@gabrield4777]

😂😂Wait, really? It totally wasn't completely obvious😂

[@luck2626]

I thought it was ruler

[@MangoTwT]

@@gabrield4777 the joke went right over your head, didnt it

[@chef6886]

I never understood why people can’t pronounce rural, it’s pretty much how you’d expect to be said

[@Retroactive93]

@@chef6886it’s called a speech impediment

[@frankarmitage776]

I truly believe Alex can hang out with his multiple personalities and have a blast. Love this. Love these guys

[@EEEEEEEE]

E‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎

[@mmunk]

he CANNOT keep getting away with these twists

[@cadenpifer2830]

Nuh-uh

[@SilentHotdog28]

"He's too powerful, he can't be allowed to live" Mace Windu (Paraphrasing)

[@jayrichardson221]

He can, does and will

[@uncheckable_vibe]

I was not expecting that punchline, this made me chuckle

[@haisleycowart]

Was anyone else trying to say rural with them? Just me? 😭

[@tubulartom666]

lol I sound like Rrrrulll

[@CrippledAutist]

I can't say that world for shit

[@SukieMay]

Meh

[@SonakaG]

I was and they were messing me up in my pronunciation lmao

[@polychoron]

rural is easy... it's actually hard for some?

[@NaivokWolves]

"Well maybe I can help you" is wild dude! Lol😂

[@Bloidz7]

"A guy who uses a shovel to displace dirt" That is a very good description💀

[@psychotic__spoon3243]

I don’t get it

[@aakarshsrivastavaa]

​@@psychotic__spoon3243 a person who uses a shovel to displace dirt would be a digger. Replacing the first letter with N would give you that word, but the joke here is that the guy, a diversified racist, thinks it's a stereotype Mexican (one who would do the grunt work - idk I'm not American), and replaces M with N

[@psychotic__spoon3243]

@@aakarshsrivastavaa I got all of it but the Mexican part, like why is the Mexican digging?

[@aakarshsrivastavaa]

@@psychotic__spoon3243 my best guess is that there's a racist stereotype that a lot of grunt/manual work in the US is done by Mexicans, things like digging, so he assumed it was a Mexican who was a digger

[@anaosorio7926]

​@@aakarshsrivastavaa😮ohhh

[@Starz_Kirby]

The hardest word to say for me is “jewelry”

[@stevdor6146]

jewellery is the British English spelling

[@emilymg1]

Jullllry 😂😂

[@-HelloItsMe-]

Jew-Lure-ree

[@ZBisson]

@@-HelloItsMe-it’s jool-ree

[@Tennysystem]

It's like Jewery but with an L

[@v3ngence138]

This guy is the reason my depression can never beat me 😂😂

[@Adewayy]

Worcestershire sauce

[@DALENENDONSLAUGHT]

I'm from England, and I struggle to say it properly 😂😂 we literally skip over the "shire" bit 😅

[@SportySnake]

War-sher-sher sauce only way to pronounce

[@Adewayy]

Wer-chester-shire

[@frankarmitage776]

Wash your sister sauce. Chef John

[@McKae00]

@@Adewayy Wust-er-sher

[@homegrowntwinkie]

that was the most hilarious fuckin twist I've ever heard in my life.

[@EEEEEEEE]

E‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎

[@asteralililuke2540]

He dodged a bullet for the next bullet

[@Reeg3x]

Classic

[@MckinleyPiacenti-wc9jj]

As a Nexican, I approve

[@LunarMarie]

"Rural" 😂 SO TRUE

[@Joey7Z7Horror]

I’m a Mexican and “Nexican” was gold

[@British-R-Mapping]

you mean your a Nexican?

[@Joey7Z7Horror]

@@British-R-Mapping No, I’m a Mexican, I’m only a Nexican if you’re told to replace the first letter with an N like he says in the video

[@psychotic__spoon3243]

I don’t get it and I’m going crazy trying to figure it out

[@PremChandGupta-hm6dq]

​@@psychotic__spoon3243Man it is a racist thing that Mexicans work at farms and as labourers. So when he said to think of a guy digging, he thought of a Mexican. But what he meant was a digger. Now if you will replace d with n, it becomes the n word.

[@joshuakuehn]

​@@Joey7Z7Horrorok that got me 🤣🤣🤣

[@ParanoiaKeepsMeWake]

This man sets up his jokes so well. The ending was absurd 😂

[@C1nd3r_2O95]

I cant type the word "Therapist" - Little timmy 2024 -

[@merds4624]

Just combine "the" and "rapist"

[@SkilledTadpole]

The world's first analrapist you say??

[@MYSTERYBLACKROSE]

​@merds4624 Like my old school therapist, lol.

[@uncletiggermclaren7592]

There was a yacht, used to moor in the marina next to ours and its name was Therapist with VERY suspect font making it look like two words. And the owner was a cop, and he eventually got done for raping more than one of the children in his extended family.

[@KeeboReebo]

@@MYSTERYBLACKROSEWHAT 😭🙏

[@bron-yr-aur7990]

"Nexican?" "Wa?-n-no..."

[@CalSN20]

“Ru-ruuu-“ *laughs in british* 😂

[@Starsandstardust]

non-english english speakers saying it flawlessly

[@Zebra_M]

Ya I think I did pretty great but then I got cancelled

[@isaacisalive2]

r-er-ral

[@SilentHotdog28]

@@Zebra_M Yeah, Nexican is a really bad word, I wouldn't advise anyone to say it.

[@malenadraper8805]

As an esl person, it’s refreshing to know natives struggle with the word rural

[@SilentHotdog28]

You should try "Worcestershire sauce".

[@Canadia_Ball]

Nobody tell him about Worcestershire sauce.

[@jacobstory8895]

"wu·stuh·shr" is how Google tells you to pronounce it. I pronounce it somewhere between that and how it's actually spelled.

[@Auspop]

@@jacobstory8895 so you're American?

[@Canadia_Ball]

@@jacobstory8895 Google doesn't see the first two r's apparently.

[@jacobstory8895]

@@Auspop yes, but the pronunciation provided is almost the same for British English. It's just "shuh" instead of "shr".

[@Auspop]

@@jacobstory8895 that's what I was referring to the end

[@mrsquickles9414]

Dude your comedy is next level. Delivery always on point, the punchlines always out of left field

[@jonathanmork27]

I LAUGHED SO HARD I DROPPED MY PHONE IN THE TOILET💀💀💀

[@gl1tch33]

This man will officially NEVER run out of ideas... and I'll never stop watching 🤣

[@EEEEEEEE]

E

[@Bloidz7]

"Nexican" caught me off guard😂

[@hollowshield2315]

this man owes the Nexican community an apology

[@I.Dread.I]

Bro I literally laughed out loud from “Nexican” 💀💀💀💀

[@tristanrocha2759]

It’s GOLD every DAMN TIME

[@vyvianalcott1681]

As a laborer whose job is using a shovel to displace dirt, Nexican is the correct terminology.

[@Menevolence]

"Nexican" 😭😭😭

[@zyylex]

Never heard such a good way to describe digger, all that knowledge but still cant say rural.

[@adamcimrmann]

You mean a Nexican?

[@IuriiPlevako]

Don't know how easy or not it's for native speakers, but I totally struggle with rural, regularly, particularly. English is weird!

[@sphinx4711]

Saying Ru Simultaneously sound like the frogs when its raining

[@JoshuaLion-f8s]

I’m nexican and approve this message

[@jackgreedy9964]

Nexican was so out of pocket 😂😂

[@remel5395]

‘Nexican’ is crazy 😭

[@qwertyshblong]

your comedic genius never ceases to amaze

[@yogibbear]

This trio make a great collab!

[@ratillecebrasquedubitantiu4451]

I hope this man never changes platforms or style. Its perfect.

[@ltstoke]

Bro caught me so of guard with that punchline

[@jonathand.4088]

I was gonna say "Nexcavator" 💀

[@kiroky95]

The timing here is impeccable.

[@christiaancoetzee1696]

“……nexican?”

[@BrendanHayes-l4e]

That is a high level joke

[@SilentHotdog28]

Yeah, he's becoming too Galaxy brain, if he keeps going, there might not be enough room in the entire universe for his brain.

[@TheAyreHead]

The captions are ALWAYS perfect

[@youngk4455]

Nexican almost went right over my head comedy gold right here

[@SilentHotdog28]

I had to think about it for a second, I was still caught up on all the other punchlines, that "Nexican" caught me so off guard haha.

[@jonpumpkin]

this is my favorite video I've watched the entire year NEXICAN HAHSHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@thefirebeanie5481]

Nexican threw me off gaurd and into the Hoover dam

[@andrewjdm9523]

So good. The jokes we know we need but are afraid to say.

[@christiancarbognin1599]

My guy never fails to deliver

[@cmos905]

Lmao Al, buddy, i had a shitty day and you never fail to make me audibly laugh. Thanks a lot man.

[@gtagusta]

as a non-native english speaker, i got to say that saying word and world are the hardest ones for me, at least from the ones i can remember

[@cainaatila1458]

SAME

[@isaiahcrews2962]

"Nexican" knocked me OUTT

[@Pinemelon08]

At the end I was like “What? A noveler..?” (I was thinking of the word “shoveler” AND IDC IF ITS NOT A REAL WORD IT IS FOR ME

[@noodlesthe1st]

I was looking at how much time was left in the video and thinking he was gonna say it

[@SadfoxGuyver]

The rural juror

[@user-gd1ch8nb2b]

Whoever didn't get the guy he meant: DIGGER

[@kobeh6185]

Wow thanks I would have never understood the joke without you

[@meledog1357]

You sure it wasn't your mom

[@CheeseGurl_69]

Well duh

[@friendlymarble]

No he meant “rural”

[@phantomfeather518]

That's a strange way to pronounce warshe- warchest- worshestershire- wer-

[@jakeseward9035]

I laughed so hard at "Nexican?" Thanks for the laugh and keep up the great work on these videos!

[@rhinestonecowboy_]

The head shake when he said let me help you 😂😂😂

[@AllieC.]

See, my think is, if I try to say “rural” it sounds like when scooby-doo says “rut-roh”, but I can say “rut-roh” like it’s a real word, but I can’t say “rural” like it’s a real word.😂

[@cvmpro1497]

No views after 2 seconds? Al fell off. Also I’m here before the sex bots.

[@plantman1093]

Nobody comes before the sex bots You must have been seriously pent up

[@SoundExperiment123]

Where are these sex bots? Asking for a friend

[@darkreaper7256]

​@@SoundExperiment123 More like asking for a virus lol

[@cbalt2243]

But the sex bots are the best part of any shorts comment section

[@omegabeast2179]

Hi, I'm a sex-bot. Me love you long time. Happy ending?

[@Pilligrim-gd3oe]

That "Nexican" caught me off guard. I almost spill my water 😂

[@SophBixler-zn2cu]

I love how he never actually said the word rural but we all knew what word he meant 😂

[@Sinsanatis]

aight that one got me lmao. i fully wasnt expecting that one

[@ishleask4945]

Cinnamon, I cant say that word to save my life.

[@jeremiahbelgrave2356]

Bro it's to late for me to be laughing this loud😭😭dude said Nexican 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@SmartGamer1234]

For some reason I can say the word “hyperbolization” out loud perfectly fine, but I can’t say it in my head when I try… How is that possible?

[@HuskerDZoro]

"nexican" I'm dying 🤣🤣

[@testikuskitestdrivr6012]

The tip toe balancing act around the ideas is impressive. Bravo my good sir, Nexigan LOL !

[@robertwolfgan]

As a Mexican this made me lol so hard hahahahahaah

[@jaredtandle2596]

Sounded like a metalocolypse episode there for a second.

[@shadowfallstudios4228]

Nexican caught me so off guard 😂😂

[@Daydreams6632]

I audibly laughed. Thank you :)

[@timsullivan4566]

"Rural" as in "30Rock"'s indecipherable title of Jenna's film : "The Rural Juror"

[@ClearerLampOil]

He missed the first quick time event and hit the second for that last one

[@farmboy_slim]

That was the best punchline I’ve seen from you 😂😂😂😂😂 And it’s pronounced “rerl”

[@khaos_theorem7842]

So many great facial reaction switches 😂 Genius comedy

[@randomocto9842]

i was half expecting a Worcestershire joke but this is good too

[@TMFlesh]

Nexican hits so much harder after 30 second of struggling to say rural.

[@brendatomlinson]

Hilarious! When I read the title my first thought - rural. Can’t say it. I too try saying it slower to see if I can do it. I can’t believe I just saw this on a random YT skit on my feed.

[@peng0_266]

the way the "wh- no" is delivered got me

[@angelakashics]

That twist caught me off guard 😂

[@mackenziescott813]

This man keeps my severe depression at bay. No pressure Al. ☠️

[@riversheppherd121]

Omg! That’s like 6 jokes in one video . I’m so impressed

[@Matan4]

This one caught me off guard 😂

[@eriksalvador4722]

Don't ever give this guy an N-pass so he can keep creating comedy gold such as this one.

[@blood2.0]

worcestershire sauce is my worst enemy

[@zackv4850]

He don’t miss! HE JUST DONT MISS

[@lordchonito]

Nexican had me rolling 😂😂