"New York Traffic Lights" - TREVOR NOAH (from Afraid of the Dark on Netflix)

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Patiently waiting........

[@panther58585]

Hey Mr.Trevor big fan❤️

[@LivingEconomics]

Already did it idiot 😍 long back ❤

[@tutifruti7488]

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[@chanthitthitnyein7181]

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[@mitesh2422]

Trevor knows how to use the traffic lights to its full potential.

[@remrens9624]

Trevor knows how to use side white man to its full potential.

[@jozosaravanja1626]

@@remrens9624 American*. Not all white people are same. Especially us from eastern Europe don't have much in common with Americans.

[@elvinadhludhlu5380]

You mean 'robots'.

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[@shadowking3757]

For Indian traffic lights like Green means Go Yellow means drive fast Red means is there any traffic police or Go..

[@mitesh2422]

True story😂

[@lonamisa834]

No but if it'd be any cow they will surely stop... No matter whether light is green or yellow😂😂

[@davidjuneja]

@@lonamisa834 not really. Cow will most probably stop walking and you just drive around it.

[@sy9854]

Correct 😂😂

[@Hellcatmyallias]

🤣

[@TheFady747]

People are only commenting about his light jokes but he actually nailed it in the end with the dark humour in a completely different direction. Loved the ending.

[@hiankun]

A dark humor with a white guy. ;-p

[@VoltisArt]

@@hiankun the only kind we've taught most of the rest of the world.

[@jcbenson739]

This is intelligence and comedy in one.

[@nonhlanhlamahlangu8427]

Thats trevor for you

[@deuja09]

@@nonhlanhlamahlangu8427 I swear I said the same thing on my mind before I opened your reply 😃😃

[@jamesjjj]

yup

[@rarajiboo]

I’m nodding! Sagely! 😂

[@eshaansimha3625]

Yo Dude, there’s a truck!! “It’s okay we’ve got the light”😂😂😂

[@lyralifestyle6684]

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[@doctrine_ridge_Ke]

In Nairobi intersections have lights, county traffic marshal and a traffic cop all giving different signals at the same time, you pic whichever works for you.

[@ginnymugure9215]

And pedestrians will step out when they are many, and are tired of waiting, so the cars will have to stop regardless of the colour of the traffic lights

[@dOVERanalyst]

@@ginnymugure9215 Hey! Same in Mumbai. Mob rules when pedestrians are atleast 30. Whatever be coming, we don't stop then. Try killing a herd. You can't. You won't.

[@carolmorris404]

Yes and red lights usually mean a rolling stop... 🇿🇦

[@nonhlanhlamahlangu8427]

😂😂😂that must be hella confusing

[@wangechirahab8113]

Nairobi it's on its on level

[@mlovespring7892]

I like Travor' act. His scripts don't need any cursing words and still funny as heck!

[@amals.9933]

"As long as you have the white guy on your side everything is gonne be alright in America " 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@vincentpinto1127]

Yes, that was an extremely well timed subtle twist. Was not expecting it at all!

[@evadtrent5607]

That's the thing about Trevor it's not really about the actual hoke it's the twisted story inside the joke that you have to look out for. Kind of like Dave Chappelle

[@Sandra-vi3yp]

Haha yes, the entire bit was funny but that last joke killed me dead XD

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[@quasi_verum]

true punch line

[@tutifruti7488]

I watch at least 2 Trevor videos a day. 1. enhances my mood 2. my IQ rises

[@lilliansmithwhyte8498]

😁❤❤

[@lyralifestyle6684]

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[@randomcuboid8753]

And....you are in sync with current affairs in globe😂👍

[@lebz752]

Periodt

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[@bruh5608]

In great Russia, traffic lights are used only when there are cars. That happens in about 50 days. All men are using tanks, jets, guns, submarines to travel. Cars there are for random travelers like us.

[@mitesh2422]

Damn, that was a good one 😂😂😂

[@shreyanksurve8100]

it's mother russia you fool

[@sophierobinson2738]

Russia dash cam videos....

[@chrismully8387]

😀😀😅😅😅damn.. That's a good one

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[@ezzatullahmehrdad3188]

Trevor Noah is a combination of decency, intelligence and comedy. He is a person whom we can be.

[@lyralifestyle6684]

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[@user-tr9jz9cu2p]

In my country people still think that traffic lights are for decoration.

[@telmacapita3825]

😂😂😂😂

[@telmacapita3825]

Where?

[@australien6611]

India?

[@illzeherbst4275]

South Africa right 👀

[@user-tr9jz9cu2p]

Actually I'm from Triton the largest moon of Neptune. You earthling should visit us sometime it's only 4.338 billion Kms away and we are very friendly

[@prateekgrewal4717]

"Heyyy, he was walking down here. What's wrong with you?" was the best imitation man 😂😂😂😂😂🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

[@varenyathaker9159]

Trevor in all of his stand-up stages while joking through the show "I'm walking over here!"

[@eshaansimha3625]

“If you have the white man on your side you can do whatever you like” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@gardy4390]

White man on your side how hilarious.

[@leoniea138]

😂

[@AllEditz138]

The way he said I am walking over here reminds me of Joey Tribbiani.

[@Smitology]

When my friend was in preschool, they asked him what the lights meant. He said green means go, red means stop, and yellow means drive fast. It says a lot about their parent's driving style

[@ingridreim3205]

Italy can also be really crazy when it comes to traffic and lights. As a German young girl working and walking in Rome/Italy, it took me half an hour to cross a street, since the cars always ignored the lights and pedestrians. The Italians though were crossing effortless using their instinct, communicating with the drivers, making eye contact and stop gestures with their hands. It looked very elegant and they quickly arrived on the other side without any problem. Thankfully some understood my problem, taught me the "sign language" and took me by the hand to cross the street. ❤

[@CristinaApple88]

You're the pure definition of "Mom, I've made it!" congratulations and stay grounded. Salutations from Romania 💕💕

[@mrsinner5969]

In India Green :-Go Yellow :-Go Red:- check for police.. then go

[@mscarlitasway12]

Facts!!

[@Amghannam]

Exactly same in Egypt, except police doesn't care. As long as you don't cause a major accident, drive as you want.

[@arcanum-a]

India: Yeah and then you got 200 dead in a traffic accident. And there are 80 deadly traffic accidents per day. In one village.

[@amiraebrahim4831]

@@Amghannam ohhhhho then you are a brother

[@ShuyanStoryTeller]

No cameras in India? We obey the lights since there are cameras 😆

[@kalpitwankar3286]

"It's for the intersection it adds atmosphere" 😂😂

[@infotelligent]

Lost it on the it adds atmosphere! 🤣

[@beccafitz22]

I just love and respect this man so very much. His intellect, spirit, and humor are unmatched. I feel like I've been to school and a comedy club LOL!

[@SB-sb03]

I just never get tired of watching your comedy Trevor.. and I've watched the videos repeatedly... The humour is inimitable!! Thank you for your humour! ❤️

[@МадинаШарипова-в3ц]

Love from Kyrgyzstan. Trevor is one of my favourite stand up comedians😊

[@mrudulapullikkoth25]

I too dream of coming to NYC, Trevor. Hope it becomes true one day.

[@kallen868]

I ❤NY!

[@lebz752]

It will!

[@mscarlitasway12]

I hope it happens for you one day.

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[@KatyaAnyagafu]

"I want to tell you a secret, come here." 😂😂😂😂😩 Don't care how many times I watch Afraid of the Dark on Netflix, this part will alwayssss make me roll with laughter. Lmaooo! 😂😂😂

[@sddheshraut2080]

Traffic lights USA: ah shit there is a light we need to stop INDIA: HOLD MY ACCELERATOR

[@kaneki1056]

more like hold my brakes i dont need them😂

[@sddheshraut2080]

@@kaneki1056 LOL

[@mscarlitasway12]

Luv it

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[@mamathani-je6142]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ChrisLaingDance]

So true, even living in the states after 25 years, I still look both ways before crossing on a green light. Just the way you raised in SA.

[@anisharoy8469]

Trevor is so adorable. 🥺

[@ahmedsaidsibda1595]

Unlike some stand ups using vulgarity, Trevor has excellent content and finds the funny in the day to day happenings of life . His brilliant

[@MeditativeValley]

The thing about Meditation is You become more and more YOU! Helping Meditators across the globe. Whoever is reading this, have a Great Life.

[@saifislam6971]

That man is my living rolemodel. He is doing a great work making people laugh.❤️

[@lloydnawamalambo4102]

Trevor am proud of you. You are making it big time and showing the world that Africa has talented people like you. Don't forget us and your accent ha...

[@MyKutie]

I felt the same way, seeing people in NYC put such faith in the lights was terrifying

[@mahnoorsalman876]

i would have never thought to use traffic lights as a comedy topic. this guy is creative on another level.

[@empresspauline6627]

I love this guy 💕💕much love from Kenya 🇰🇪🇰🇪

[@manticlove]

I'm from Ghana and the traffic lights story is spot on.

[@abdellahi.heiballa]

Trevor Noah jokes are like music clips you can play and enjoy them any time and forever

[@aryanbeniwal869]

You just raised my life 25 years to 100 years 😝 Love from India 💜💜💜💜🥰 And in India traffic lights is just formality

[@toyintemitopeajose3138]

Sadness disappears when I watch TREVOR NOAH

[@MythEnthusiast]

Everyone saying how Indians always check for the police when there's red light and then go but frankly where I live I've barely ever seen anyone go when red light is on. Everyone stops and wait for whatever seconds there is... And I like that.

[@anshumankumar3503]

I really appreciate your work! So many comedians these days only focus on sex jokes with very little substance. We need more of this humor!

[@mimib.7085]

“It’s ok, we’ve got the light.” 😂🤣

[@sammaher6174]

Trover single handedly killed Trump brand. He permanently caused irrevocable damage to him and his supporters. And I enjoyed every minute of it. 😆

[@dancingnature]

I wouldn’t say single handedly but yeah . All those music parody videos helped

[@sammaher6174]

@@dancingnature Figuratively speaking.

[@juliewagner8240]

Me too!🤣

[@alokeray9171]

Guy's body language is extremely remarkable!

[@purnamritajamwal]

The way I dropped everything to watch this video was amazing😂 And fast...

[@ellaeadig263]

It's so adorable when he does the African accent 🤣

[@velelekay]

Why do we call them Robots in SA? Who woke up and was like that Christmas tree looking thing that is meant to stop cars at intersections is a Robot. 🇿🇦❤🤣

[@yungking2801]

It's actually not wrong, you can call them Traffic robots or traffic lights..but in africa its just cut it short to robots.

[@Mimeniia]

Remember when traffic lights first appeared they in a way resembled the persona of robots. So in South Africa (Africa) it was basically just a reference based on on resemblance.

[@carolmorris404]

Yebo, another South African here. When my inlaws first came to South Africa, from the UK, for my wedding in 1983, they continuously peppered me with questions about the word "robots". Nothing else interested them except me trying to justify why we call traffic lights "robots". Shame, they are both deceased and I am divorced. The mystery of the "robots" was never solved 🤣😂🇿🇦🇿🇦

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[@nhloniphoingqwele5433]

@@carolmorris404 😂😂😂 maybe that could have saved your marriage.

[@kwenankgweng9172]

You're not a comedian my brother you are hilariously storyteller ever walked planet earth literally,.educating us in a hilarious way.,basically I've learned more from you more than I've learned at school.your dedication and hardwork is an inspiration to me.

[@mohamedaariz9007]

Nobody Trever : hey I'm chevar noooooah

[@MaryChain90]

Trevor! One of these days post also that amazing piece from Son of Patricia when you walked before the light turned green and a guy on his car called you the N word but you gave him the best answer ever ♡

[@trizahmwangi5020]

I'm from Kenya and we too don't use the lights. Now I know they're for adding the atmosphere. 🤣🤣🤣

[@matthewcables8699]

Each of yours, Trevor. Each of yours joke makes me laugh endlessly.. I watch it time and again... Brilliant talent man.. You simply 100% perfect 👍🏻 I wish I get to attend your live show some day..

[@canadassweetsour7671]

The last sentence tho, you nailed it. Loved it.

[@adryhere7918]

YOU ARE THE BEST!!! PLEASE we need an interview with Rege Jean Page, we all need to see to intelligent men in a great interview. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE Noah!!! Love u from the very first time I watched a video on Netflix......

[@thamsanqathusi9671]

Trevor's white man accent is the best😂😂😂😂😂

[@arith1202]

In Malaysia, most traffic light for road crossing are broken or never work. We trust the power of the hand. When we want to cross the road we just raise our hand and walk across the road with confidence.

[@e718-y7o]

Anybody notice ‘I’m from Africa, I have a dream?’ Fifth time watching this clip, finally got it

[@yesorno7631]

Trevor can represent anything as a comedy in easy way with great concept. Love you man.

[@awadhsharma145]

Hi Trevor! Love your videos You are a great person! Love from India💝

[@sokphyblakeman5008]

The first time I was in NYC I stepped out of taxi. The first thing I was so surprised that’s there’s no trees. I turned to my niece and said, where are all the trees goes?. Of course I came from North Carolina a very small town every where I go it’s always the trees and hills. That’s awesome Trevor!!!:)

[@ferozuddinshaik119]

I'm from Africa I have a dream😂😂😂....

[@rk2119]

Trevor superlative observation !!! You are NO 1 because of your infinite intelligence - far beyond any other comedy person we know. Keep it up !

[@abdellahi.heiballa]

five years ago i learned about trevor noah five years later he was the only way i knew how to laugh.

[@cranta1]

My dream when I was a child was to live in South Africa! And still dream at. You have the most gorgeous plants in the world.

[@dorolicious]

As a German I can assure you, we not only do it the same way, we also stop if the light is red, even if there is no car or person in sight and wait... for the light... instead of just crossing the damn free street! 🙈😂

[@chaimalekkam4233]

My mom and dad visited my cousin who lives in berlin (we're not from Europe but my cousins are born and live there) and the first thing mom told us was about the traffic lights, she said the street was completely empty 😂 and she told my cousin "let's cross it's empty" and my cousin refused because she was waiting for the light alongside another old german lady, and i thought my mom was just dramatizing the scene but I guess it's true 😂😂😂

[@dorolicious]

@@chaimalekkam4233 It's totally true and I'm ashamed to say, that I also do it like that. 🙈😂 BUT, Berlin is kinda like the black sheep in Germany, because some people there do jaywalk! They get starred down for this, but you know... it's like the german gangsta level. 😂

[@mecha-sheep7674]

Same thing in Switzerland. I guess you can pick a map from Transparency International and it will give you the attitude of people toward traffic lights. The more corruption and lawlessness there is, the less people respect traffic lights. It's not coincidence that, in France, Marseille is the place where no one cares about traffic lights. Or speed limit, or one way street or whatever.

[@oasis7716]

Visited family there. No close vehicle in either direction, I stepped off sidewalk to cross the street. Cousin grabbed my arm telling me to await light. Considered it so bizarre, I asked if she was certain.😄

[@princeswag]

This is the best comedian you can get from South Africa

[@starlightfacts]

hey Trevor! Big fan of yours from halfway across the globe! love from Pakistan!❤

[@ReelUrbanity]

He is so right. Though I do love that when I am in a crosswalk and I have the light that a car has to stop for little old me no matter the circumstances. It is what power feels like.

[@moukatvbangla]

We also have traffic lights in Bangladesh but we don't use them. Love Trevor.

[@bluewrenreilly129]

This Trevor Noah is a pure gem and easy on the eye too ever notice not too many of them are ?The punchline was good but someone is trying real hard to create enmity between the two.

[@snickerbars4129]

The ending was savage....!

[@guineatte]

This story about the truck and the traffic light happened exactly as told to me. Only it was my mother, who is German and trusts completely in traffic lights. My French boyfriend tried to stop her with exactly the same arm gesture while a truck came barrelling towards us but she just said “it’s ok, our light is green. We have the right to cross.” 😅

[@ai.ai.captain]

That was Dustin Hoffman's improvisation 'i am walking here' while crossing new York Street in the movie midnight cowboy ❤️🙏

[@mscarlitasway12]

Thanks, didn't know that.

[@wrinkleypinkley]

Well, also in Ghostbusters. Bill Murray said it to the cop when he, Murray, was doing some "excavating" in the middle of the street.

[@musicauthority703]

What Trevor Noah said about traffic lights in New York City was absolutely correct. I was an OTR Truck driver and I can remember arriving at at my destination in downtown Manhattan. and I was early and I remember stopping for some reason. and while I was stopped I was talking to this cop. and I couldn't believe what he said about people in the crosswalk. he said if you come up to the intersection and there's someone in the crosswalk. and the traffic light turns red you have to stop. but if you come up to the intersection and the light is green you run them over. and the cops will take the body to the morgue. the reason for this is that people who live in New York City. know damm well not to be in the crosswalk when the light is green. and that if I did stop this person was planning to rip me off. I was shocked to hear this but it's the truth. anyway in all the trips I made to New York City I never had this happen. but it's a good thing that the cop told me about it.

[@JackIsYourSamurai]

Trevor makes jokes a real life reality 😂😂😂

[@Trump1234]

No slang word still you make people laugh like never before that's precious..and its hard to find in today's world

[@jamescamille84]

Was in NYC 2019... Those dam traffic light talk to you. WAIT! lol

[@themysteriousspeeddemon]

1:13 funny thing about that scene, I heard it wasn't supposed happen in the film, but the actor who did it was so convincing that they kept it in. So what Trevor is saying is true but you also gotta have the right attitude.

[@tahsinfaiza6164]

Weekdays on daily show channel weekends on trevor noah:3

[@whhusa]

Dustin Hoffman should get some credit for this routine. One of the best improvisational moments ever in a movie.

[@bhekanimagutshwa247]

The traffic lights joke is so epic

[@AFIAHZ7]

It's okay we got the light.... that melt me

[@kevipushohe7700]

Pray for Myanmar # Democracy for Myanmar✊

[@kasisatya5448]

Please please please come back, please. I know you deserve your life, I know, but we need you!!###!

[@rzell7642]

This was helpful for the spirit

[@MKPiatkowski]

I live in Toronto and have also mastered the pedestrian stare-down. Made me laugh.

[@Cat-qo3cn]

It's amazing how you can hear people coughing after laughing so hard.

[@venukaranasinghe2133]

Oh Trevor, when it comes to comedy and sarcasm you're the No 1 😂

[@wildwestobsessedartist]

Born a crime was a amazing book

[@MujahidOmer]

Everytime Trevor drops a new video, it's like finding lost gold 🔥🎉

[@gelilatamrat2408]

i get the fear of trucks that trevor is saying, its true here in Africa trucks are the second highest cause of death after Facebook posts

[@mscarlitasway12]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@niyonzimaephrasie4386]

😂😂

[@chrismetzger48]

This is one of the most thoughtful things I've ever had the privilege of hearing!

[@christianraphael3521]

"I've got the light"

[@tobyhallidie1498]

Here in Portugal we have a points system, if the lights go green you lose points for not being in motion, if someone behind you honks before you move they get a point for every nanosecond before you move, if they honk twice, double points

[@kookooforjooniepuffs4666]

Hi Trevor!

[@kookooforjooniepuffs4666]

Omg. Omg. Omg. Omg. Omg Trevor noticed me. I can die peacefully.

[@ngalahansel6066]

Trust me,they respect the lights in Trevor Noah's home town of Johannesburg where I am now studying. I am originally from Cameroon, West Africa and can say that there are usually not that many lights on streets in West African cities and most don't usually work (or are not often respected when they do work). But in Southern Africa, it's much different

[@fankiskatlego6073]

Traffic lights are called robots in my country, South Africa.

[@corneliaeleanore3215]

I'm always cutting before the little part where you talk about a prize at the end xD And now I realised that the prize I didn't want in the first place doesn't exist! Oh I'm disappointed xD! Hilarious script like usual ❤ Love from Algeria 💗💞🇩🇿