Care Package | Episode 241 | NEW RORY & MAL

[@BadLuckDez]

Julian takes the jokes well. Gotta appreciate someone who can roll with the punches and make jokes at their own expense. Mal and Julian dynamic keeps this pod funny

[@hashtagfilthy]

17 minutes in and Julian can't come back from admitting to analyzing the Drake video.

[@I-do-not-read-replies]

I mean he glazes him every episode - stays consistent

[@lewlootpack4459]

With a smile on his face 😶😐😐

[@natemac7564]

Yea he was on a deep dive when it came to the drake vid

[@folabomiamoo]

The way you can totally agree with Mal on one point and then totally disagree with him on another is just wild.

[@terrancehector8161]

💯😂

[@lewlootpack4459]

I've never laughed this hard before 9am on a Saturday in my LIFE!! "For all the dawgs 😐yea, I'm bout to DELETE this shit " "Well, it was her loss"

[@leolion4697]

I'm LMAOOOOOOO🤣🤣🤣

[@asi9018]

@@leolion4697 yo u gotta be old head talking bout i’m lmfao instead of lmao 😂😂

[@luvzzzz246]

They missed the “if ur reading this it’s too late” joke that coulda been made when baby d talk about she didn’t see it

[@theduragdan]

broooo im sayin the first 50 minutes was all dick talk 😂😂😂 i kept having to pause to holler

[@lastlvl]

⁠​⁠@@asi9018never in the history of the internet I’ve seen a nigga judge a lmfao or lmao. Weirdest comment ever 💀

[@qualittytimepodcast2809]

Mals one way mindset is crazy to be in his mid 40s

[@MixxyGirl]

The range of topics in this episode is crazy. Mal deleting Drakes music is hilarious. Shout out Peeje for the thumbnail 😂

[@ChantzKacey]

😅”That’s game tape, Im’a watch that before my next rendezvous” lmao! 😂Damaris funny lol 😂

[@thasben]

😂😂😂😂😂😂 FACTS THAT WAS CRAZY😂😂

[@lewlootpack4459]

Nasty work

[@Fr33Kingdom]

Demaris goes from saying men looking up to other men is homoerotic but needs to ask what is sus about adam22 🤣

[@rickys12]

The man been clapping his wife and all of her fine ass friends cheeks for like 5 years now. Dude gives his wife up to one dude and now he the most sus mf on the planet?🤣 idk about that

[@lewlootpack4459]

RnM don't need a back-n-forth w/ that channel

[@Brittsays1]

This episode was so good I already listened but had to watch on KZbin to see y’all during these discussions. This pod was like original podcasting where the topics just kept flowing and flowing and flowing!!

[@TD_09-]

These time stamps are INSANE!!!

[@lastlvl]

😂Thumbnail/Podcast Goats🏆

[@xandermartin2118]

Mal backed the hammer out & Rory is covering his eyes 😂😂😂

[@TheFalseLight9]

“Backed the hammer out” is nasty

[@rippertonrebels]

real shit

[@NjzRequiem]

Nasty comment 😂😂

[@NotebookLives]

@@TheFalseLight9 super sick. 😂😂😂

[@asapmamba9547]

One of the greatest hours of pod history. Straight comedy lol. “Yo you tore that up bro” is insane😂🤣

[@mcr4583]

“I ain’t see it but you did…cough” was hilarious

[@hashtagfilthy]

Can Yomi get some closed captioning please? lol

[@lewlootpack4459]

Subtitles ⬇️⬇️

[@thestorm6127]

Julian is hilarious bro. He the funniest mf up here 🤣🤣🤣

[@jibrilbuilder2668]

Ok Julians Burner 😂

[@ThePulse2x]

Facts

[@michelangelooliver2590]

He might be 😂

[@theduragdan]

bro shit is he got a deep ass voice like some brooklyn nigga but his dialect is mad white and he say mad sus shit 😂😂😂😂

[@oasisfullfilled7617]

Mal be saying out the wall things. Just because you dont understand something doesnt mean it can happen.

[@ToDaMaxxx]

I hate when he gets like that. Kills the pod

[@lewlootpack4459]

Off the wall, for future reference

[@MrRellyRell20]

🤣🤣🤣 Julian with the immersion therapy

[@Nikp117]

Demaris thinking that bleeping the shit they say somehow absolves her of the same guilt she’s accusing Shane of is textbook stupidity

[@clhodesrosed1988]

39 minutes of straight meat talk to start the pod 😂😂😂😂😂

[@4theculturegaming740]

Bleeping out the R word after letting it fly 4 times in the hour before us hilarious😂

[@thepob]

Thumbnail killa 🔥

[@shayla6147]

D lining her lips! Nobody has vibes like this pod man. Such a good episode lmao.

[@abacot24]

Ayo Julian’s ad libs are hilarious

[@yo-sefakimbey7009]

Yeah, you can tell Mal is old because he stands strong on some bullshit a lot

[@zinzayzinzay3085]

Spread eagle while choking it like a rubber chicken is wild😂

[@340dre]

asking her if u can smell it is crazy 😭

[@esthefanycastillo7993]

insane lmaoo

[@djcurt2nice367]

Y’all are theeeeee funniest! 😂😂😂😂

[@piffedup]

"What if it had vitiligo?" is WILD!

[@ricardob5956]

'I'm an alpha, I'm not autistic" - Julian

[@TheShaylaV]

Thumbnail Kings back at it again per usual 😂

[@Simmethegreat]

I was hoping the beginning of the episode wouldn’t be what it was but I knew it would 🥴😂

[@jaysena3390]

Mal not bright. See, for example, the convo on the n word

[@jackiecollens1959]

He really isn’t. He doesn’t understand A LOT.

[@deewright1673]

Going to the doctor to ask for a extendo is crazy like doc I’m trying to go from a coupe to a Cadillac

[@jamaalhill8945]

😂

[@Polowashere]

Rory said he made it halfway through Illmatic before he realized that trying to rap alone wasnt for him. He also said when he did it around his friends he didny say the word. The word nigga was used 3 times by the time we reached the 0:53 mark of the very first song. 2 were talking but at :53 Nas rapped the word in NY State of Mind. Rory is lying

[@KeshKesh312]

He may have slipped while rapping (which is still not ok), but I doubt he's intentionally said it.

[@Polowashere]

@@KeshKesh312 I doubt it too lol 😆

[@LoLo_1997]

“I convinced 2 girls to boof in college” is some Cosby shit 😂😂😂 look at Julian thinking he shia lebouf 😂

[@thekingdomofcoffbizz5638]

They got Mal looking like 2 Bit from Power

[@TheFalseLight9]

Only you know who “2bit” is bro

[@Henry-kv7zl]

​@@TheFalseLight9just say you havent seen power (i havent either lol)

[@CaryKilani27]

37:01 Julian’s exposed texts in the group chat are crazy funny!! 🤣🤣🤣 Y’all are going to get me fired lol. Not the DDL. 😂😂😂

[@AsylumTheCrow]

Julian's mock-shimmy was hilarious 😂😂

[@onemansyn]

Mal straight shittin on everyone's experiences sometimes is annoying but sometimes is gold

[@kimberlyjohnson651]

I gotta start watching them, I never knew yall were still funny. I miss yall man I’m back

[@j_ramone]

Malbrey Graham 🤣😂

[@bbc2590]

😂😂

[@MrOhioPlayer]

Facts

[@MrOhioPlayer]

Julians one liners are funny af. Man called Rory Red Rocket 😂😂😂😂

[@MsMatt1720]

There were so many!!! At this point we need a compilation!😂😂😂

[@Koolface91]

“Pssy be having shmegma too” 😂😂😂 craaaazy

[@ashantej7484]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@YHUNIIQ]

52:07 pushing the bed back to the side following all of that is insane 😭

[@willc3900]

“It’s right in my face that you’re pointing” 😭😭😂😂😂😂

[@flyerlansky1538]

If rory had his own color or had a crayon it’d be albino.. he’s like a vampire.. the sun is his kryptonite

[@piffedup]

This gotta be the funniest episode to date.

[@kimarthur92]

Idc what yall say Julian is hilarious 😂😂😂😂

[@nickutzig1157]

Demaris doesn't understand comedy. And that's okay, you're not a producer for a comedy podcast.

[@jonaromero3587]

She wants respect in comedy 😂she so dumb and nobody calls her out she literally argued just to argue as she was saying that bs she was like ion even believe in this but like why tf is she talking

[@corporatemaq]

48:13 at the "that doesn't burn mark" it cut to commercial for arbys and loud "YEAH " right after😅

[@Jsoul661]

Slowly becoming a fan of y’all !! 😂😂

[@grizmarke7147]

months of jumping is crazy 😂

[@girlhoney]

this was the most hilarious episode 😂😂

[@dxviation]

The thumbnails are only getting nastier and I love it.

[@greg02p]

Man I can’t workout to y’all no more, I almost dropped the weights on myself😂

[@Maxxd0ut]

Amazing episode ✅

[@leolion4697]

When Demaris mentioned the "DDL" I HOLLARED!! Demaris I laughed so hard I spit my damn Moscato out🤣🤣🤣. #NotTheDDL

[@NotebookLives]

Craziest shit I’ve heard all year. 😂😂😂

[@krazykingyahschannel]

Hahahaha😂😂

[@thasben]

That’s game tape is diabolical 😂😂😂

[@andilencapai295]

Your group chats 😂are something else ...hilarious...

[@EpicGammingCrew]

This ep was like exposure therapy for mal lmaoo

[@NotebookLives]

LMFAOOOO BBL MEAT IS OUTRAGEOUS. 37:15 😂😂😂😂

[@mackdeep]

Drake definitely leaked this himself

[@alexramgoonai5881]

Lmaoooo mal calling an iso was fucking hilarious

[@Mukka108]

Julian shooting 3s from half court😂yall are poddin

[@bryancole4022]

Peej is too nice with the thumbnail edits 😂😂

[@Porchay007]

Mal’s adlibs be killing me. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@stro8403]

This might be the funniest episode

[@ChuckBaka]

Mal’s reactions will floor me every time 😂😂😂

[@surdeepsound]

Joking on Rory’s sexual assault is getting a little much

[@jackiecollens1959]

I agree. It’s not funny anymore.

[@surdeepsound]

@@jackiecollens1959 it’s just really awkward when Rory is not laughing along with them

[@YHUNIIQ]

57:19 me confused as to why Julian is drinking a fire extinguisher 😂

[@thecunninlynguist]

Julian was wilding this episode...no amount of pause will get him out of it..all his responses to drake's dreidel is sus as hell...can't wait to see Mal's expressions...i'm a little surprised Mal/Rory are surprised that there are guys that never sent a D pic...I've never done that and will never do that...and they right about Atypical...that show was pretty dope.

[@fostersian3355]

Took a while for me to figure out the meme. What a time. To be alive. 😂

[@Bryan-mw1wj]

I’m appreciating Julian’s support of Demaris whenever she’s arguing with Mal. It’s needed at times.

[@chriswilliams2783]

Mal be painting his nails but scared to listen to Forest Gump lmao.

[@MauroSaieteDesign]

""... To then major in communications " is crazy hahahahahahaha

[@MrParker-ux2mh]

Y’all do know that as soon as the cameras went off Demaris looked at Julian and with a straight face said “I hate you bro.” 😂😂😂

[@ItsErica_Rose]

Too damn funny!!! Julian and D are hilarious🤣 Rory shouldn’t have looked up at 33:56, he silently fell apart 😂

[@LFXMEDIA]

Your branding anniversary on Super Sunday is crazy.

[@BigdadiSixty9GTC]

Thumbnail of Rory still wishing he was black. N Rory saying a girl told him about mals d pick and he called it a missile. You know he wanted to see 😂😂😂

[@CliftonLT]

Super Nasty Thumbnail!!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@Jmoneythadon]

😂😂😂dead af

[@jerzbetter]

I AM HERE FOR THE MAL vs D debate of the usage of “nigga” and i 1000% agree with Mal. Il

[@thenyashowlive]

Episode has me laughing soooo hard

[@EpicGammingCrew]

On the Shane Gillis topic tho, gotta send a shoutout and a rip to the goat norm Macdonald. He was the original “fired/cancelled from snl for being offensive, but does so well that they have to bring him back to host”. He came back and started his opening monologue talking about how he wasn’t funny enough to be on the cast but now he’s good enough to host, and he said “so I guess that means that either I got a whole lot funnier, or this show blows now”

[@YoungFlame904]

(Boofing) “for the love of the game” is WILD….‼️😩😩😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@terrancehector8161]

😂❗

[@wpbdog1625]

It's not fair. This woman is absolutely insane 😂😂😂

[@CHADSTER954]

Baby D smile is influential 8:40

[@MrOhioPlayer]

The Drake Obsession Rory and Mal have is Insane....Im about to start calling these two Aubreys Angels. Theyve mentioned him every episode since they were on the Ill Name This Podcast later.

[@Spltrr]

bro i b sayin the same thing 😭 i understand drake a huge artist but damn

[@macmarksman6]

I just said this They was so excited his sht leaked they made it the title and the first topic lmaoo😂

[@MrOhioPlayer]

@macmarksman6 Right!!!!!!! Rory tries so hard to act like he's not obsessed but kept extending the convo...Lmaooo man is in denial.

[@nfiniti257]

The first 2:40 with the drake topic in mind is puns galore! Just rewatch 😅

[@Jay-oo4gm]

😂😂😂😂 "she milked you?" Julian is a fool

[@quilluntouchableentity2034]

26:10 "He dont have to ever and im saying it" 😂

[@MikeJones-zu7cq]

Maybe the first time I agreed with D. Mal bugging letting a ritz call him the N word in any hood

[@theduragdan]

mal and damaris talking about the N word is real life vs the internet

[@KooolinWithVee]

🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯

[@jaysena3390]

Mal is so sure about things he knows NOTHING about. Sigh. This guy. And is almost always wrong

[@jackiecollens1959]

FACTS

[@gregoryraynor7713]

A woman on the pod being more knowledgeable about the penis than the 3 grown men with one is wild to me. Kind of embarrassing...honestly.

[@MegaBlackmamba23]

Letting a mf who didn’t go to college down talk your frat is insane

[@yonkodonc]

Demaris is a prime example of why people say women aren’t funny.

[@ToDaMaxxx]

The way uses morality for his own benefit but not for other shit he is ok with is actually crazy. Mal think he talks for others

[@AdoseofAlana_]

That thumbnail is nasty 😂😂😂

[@OLMannyLO]

Hoodie Gang🧑🏾‍🚀