*Next-door 10x Software Engineer*

Microwave Mishaps, Hilarious Office Chaos and Tech Fails with your startup's 10x programmer and cracked software engineer and software developer (SWE). best humor containing openAI, Nvidia, Intel and Linux news. #humor #jokes #programming

[@programmersarealsohuman5909]

Full video on channel: kzbin.info/www/bejne/oXykpphvec57mZI

[@claymoresteel]

Which video is it

[@samirsaeedi74]

You can link your video so that it shows at the bottom of the short.

[@yunusemreerbek924]

WHERE THE FUCK IS VIDEO?

[@bearb1asting]

VIDEO Edit: looks like they hid the video

[@BloodyIron]

Guys weren't you paying attention? The network is down!

[@rigen97]

"it's my library" what a flex

[@takeiteasyeh]

total chad

[@puffinbasher]

I haven't quite done that yet. I have had the professional meeting of "Is there native integration between x any y". "Yes, I coded it a couple of years back" "Well that's sort of a no then- we would want support in the tool itself" "Your not understanding - its in the tool, which is open source, and I have merge rights for and have added multiple integrations to. This is first party supported, in part by me.

[@pizzadearmas8516]

yeah that line got me

[@N38Productions]

​@@puffinbasher God why can't it be me

[@Phantom-dy3wd]

taken a break from scp rigen?

[@reptilianinmateusz8533]

Im convicned theese type of people develop adblockers and god bless them for that

[@jaidathompson3478]

they develop the websites, the ability to place ads and the adblock

[@RokeJulianLockhart.s13ouq]

​@@jaidathompson3478 "full stack dev"

[@glitchmanshandle]

They build the problems and also sell the solutions :)

[@dakotahaithcock2658]

I cam confirm my best friend helped make ublock origin and he's like this

[@prestonja541]

@@dakotahaithcock2658 cap

[@Sindri44]

"who else needs to read this" Is such a Software engineer / Programmer Thing to say

[@DivineLight661]

It really is

[@chrismiss9556]

Or sometimes Doctors

[@Sirenhound]

That and "who wrote this trash? Oh, me 3 months ago? I probably should have made it readable"

[@uvsss3870]

@@Sirenhound THIS IS SO TRUE

[@17arando]

​@@Sirenhound The amount of times I've looked at code and swore at whatever idiot did all this nonsense and didn't even leave decent comments only to check git and find it was me. 😭

[@TheGamer-nj9if]

“I’m joking, I’m joking. It’s all lost & hopeless” My man

[@johncrowley3322]

😂 we now know how he be

[@Drewyurr]

Two frameworks away! So funny dude.

[@ByteBeacon9660]

The way he stops the timer after the network went down 🤣🤣

[@levayv]

Stress testing it 😂 been there done that

[@EEEEEEEE]

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[@ExcitedDesertCreature]

​@@EEEEEEEEsame

[@nathanb1509]

I thought he was sending the restart command from his watch.

[@TheSolongsidekick]

Yeah I agree with @nathanb1509, it was supposed to imply he ran the stress test from his watch.

[@boredSoloDev]

"WE HAD CUDA DRIVERS FOR THIS LINUX THIS WHOLE TIME" I felt that

[@satokotsu]

bro installed open source drivers this whole time 💀

[@RootsterAnon]

Ohhhhh I felt that as weeeeelllll... :D

[@thetntsheep4075]

I don't get it could you explain the context

[@satokotsu]

@@thetntsheep4075 nvidia is known to not be great with linux because they use proprietary drivers

[@tenSowaXXL]

@@thetntsheep4075 There are several driver options for Nvidia in linux. A lot of people like to chose opensource drivers just to have it all opensource. But there are drivers available for Nvidia directly from them, meaning that you'll most likely get less issues with them.

[@evanlane1690]

Sounds like Magnus Carlsen decided to go black hat.

[@dropthegame8620]

Exactly what I was thinking lmao

[@simonhenry7867]

Cross reference win!

[@breverence]

Yo I was thinking the same thing

[@Pepesmall]

Hahaha 🤣

[@zattk6419]

Legit was about to comment that

[@boris_again]

"What backdoor?" lost it

[@nastykerb34]

The xz one

[@svankensen]

Heh, the one that was catched before going global? It's a neat story. A group infiltrated an open source library, but a backdoor, and old german software engineer sensed something was wrong, dug in and found it.

[@nastykerb34]

@@svankensen r/woosh

[@Potent_Techmology]

@@nastykerb34 germans don't humor you're lucky you're not Polish

[@svankensen]

@@nastykerb34 nah, I got it. It was obviously a reference to that incident tho.

[@FreedumbHS]

"it's my library" is the funniest thing ever

[@EEEEEEEE]

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[@msal]

😂 "two javascript frameworks from actually launching this" And by the time he said that it was already five libraries behind

[@bigkahunauk1]

😜

[@RealRurik]

And probably 3 deprecated libraries with a warning tag 😂

[@WiseWeeabo]

jkjk it's all lost and hopeless 😂

[@Machtyn]

And Dependabot is reporting 4 others are out of date and have vulnerabilities.

[@WiseWeeabo]

@Machtyn but management categorised the vulnerabilities as low priority so we're just gonna let them stack up for decades 🤣

[@daedaluxe]

"It's my library" make me almost spit coffee

[@eis6570]

​@@Solice-lx8mkthey're two steps ahead The library was made by him, already tested it, and decided to fuck it I'll release it.

[@greenphoenix7365]

And now if anything happen they will be THE person for it, a.k.a INFINITE MONEY GLITCH!!!!!

[@daedaluxe]

Holy fuck this got a lot of likes lol

[@VstoLrde]

Happy 1,000th like, lol

[@Friarchuck]

@@eis6570 also its something completely unrelated that doesn't fit their use case, but he spent time building it anyway.

[@MrJayhwk]

"Who else needs to read this?" I literally died xD

[@EvilTim1911]

RIP

[@bobDotJS]

I literally am the creator of South Park. Literally

[@doma7956]

Then how did you type that?

[@MrJayhwk]

@@doma7956 I wrote a bot to handle all my youtube commenting before I went

[@wlgrd7052]

RIP

[@theauberman]

"That was the microwave?" Killed me

[@ilovefunnyamv2nd]

"Who else needs to read this?" Peak linux gui developer

[@Rider0fBuffalo]

"We had a working cuda driver the whole time!" 😂

[@HhddGufif]

Then he woke up from the dream. There is no working driver

[@UwOtt]

Cuz they’re installing old versiooooons

[@rohithkumarbandari]

​@@HhddGufifwell there is

[@shakishingi]

If only lol

[@lonewerewolfie]

this line hits differently for me 😂

[@arandomsystemglitch2398]

"This was the microwave?" Bro how many days has this guy sleept

[@Supperdude9]

"No." - Him.

[@dirge4november84]

Probably was hacking a random device on the network and it happened to be the microwave.

[@spotlessmind9263]

​@@dirge4november84 Him: The microwave had wifi? FBI: 👁️👄👁️

[@TheSleepSteward]

“What back door?” “Huh?” “I don’t know anything about a back door”

[@Fyre0]

I was just drinking coffee, this a coffee sh0p, idk anything about no backdoor.

[@JoshLathamTutorials]

“Dude our networks down” “Perfect, I was stress testing it” I’m going to be using this one next time we have an outage. 🤙🏻

[@UnfiItered]

Good luck, hopefully boss understand the joke or else you may get fired if you can't get it back up within 30 minutes.

[@nk-dw2hm]

"It doesn't support xxxx" "Not officially"

[@jtspgs1986]

sounds like a typical conversation i have my family LOL "Hey Justin, I saw you working on the TV earlier. Was something wrong?" "no i just had a random idea, hit source and volume up at the same time on the remote" *they do it and suddenly pacman starts playing* "Justin didn't you do this to the car's GPS last week?" "no...that was donkey-kong"

[@zZzSneak]

thats funny xd

[@mustangdrew4_The_Spartan]

"Justin, why is super Mario bros running on the smart fridge?"

[@zmcginnis66]

Justin grandma went to test her blood sugar and it told her she has to beat doom before she can see it.. fix it. "Does she want like mario or something?"

[@satibel]

I made tetris out of logic gates cause I was bored

[@heyitsmejm4792]

"we do in a few minutes" biggest lie ever

[@a_alex_l2041]

Do Not Expose us😅😅😂😂

[@RealEllenDeGeneres]

Nah, it's always the random bs devs decided to make an "executive call" to add to the app that end up working immediately. But when you ask them to do something and it's not their idea, it takes forever to implement.

[@dascherofficial]

​@@RealEllenDeGeneresbecause your ideas are boring and dumb. Our ideas are exciting and interesting and fun to work on.

[@Fernando-ry5qt]

@@RealEllenDeGeneresshhh go sell some smoke to the clients while we play engineering

[@couchman-sw6jy]

“Shouldn’t take too long”

[@OctagonalSquare]

“We don’t support ….” “We do in a few minutes” Dude, I wish I could pull something like that

[@holyelephantmg8838]

“It’s my library” Going on a side quest that means nothing because you can’t focus on the main part. Way too relatable

[@EthanSparksTV]

It’s amazing what good tone, vibe, acting, and editing can do for a video. I no NOTHING about software engineering, but because everything was done so well I actually kinda understood some of the references just from tone alone and found this funny af😂

[@YegaSRT]

As a software engineer of 13 years, this is pure gold. Can't wait to share it in the office on Monday.

[@machinmon.]

Loser

[@imjustapotatoleavemealone]

Man, i have been looking for great stories, but the comments are full with peoples quoting literally every sentence. thank you for your comment, really.

[@johnmorrison6368]

"Port Doom on the microwave" because of course he did, it's been tradition.

[@caelodevorago608]

I love the "Who else needs to read this...?" Job security. Make it impossible to replace you.

[@andrewjhollins]

The social security number one kind of hit home. I'm an investigative journalist, and that means for the rest of my family, I'm like a human search engine, phone book, Ray Donovan-esque fixer, 911 scanner, traffic girl and weather man, to name a few.

[@unicorn_tamer]

God damn I need to send this to someone and I have nobody that will understand it. AHHHHHHH THIS IS SOOOO DAMN GOOOODD

[@ajoshdoingthings541]

Same 😂

[@SomikDatta]

Feels bro

[@QTA-20]

Send it to me

[@ABunchOfMeskinzTv]

I don’t get any of this . Someone explain

[@5erase]

I understand it, this video is funny as hell lol

[@vader567]

“Do not cite the deep magic to me witch, I was there when it was written” ahh developer

[@jessewilliams6459]

Seriously, though.

[@Kenionatus]

When the developer calls his memory "tape" and delays due to cache misses "seek time".

[@couscousmuncher1]

I know the guy who built the backdoor :skull:

[@aarav6891]

​@@ComputerGoatwhat

[@reihanboo]

​@@ComputerGoatwhat

[@doma7956]

@@aarav6891 what

[@RealityRogue]

💀 bro did not use a discord emoji command in KZbin

[@0FFICERPROBLEM]

_skull emoji_ fr fr bro LMFAOOOOOOOO skibidi zoom

[@TheHenmistro]

'I know the guy who built the backdoor' 😅😅😅

[@EEEEEEEE]

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[@myrandomlife8881]

"Why haven't you tried it?" "It's my library" 😂

[@fabians7751]

He actually asked "When have you tried it?"

[@andray310]

I don’t understand the context but somehow knew this shit was funny. The acting is so well done.

[@Maddog-eo9ud]

One of my roommates my sophomore year of college was a computer engineer and he was always cooking up something wacky

[@jessewilliams6459]

What did you study?

[@Woozee_]

@@jessewilliams6459 He didn't study anything, he just had a roommate during Sophomore year

[@kkon5ti]

Why not use numbers

[@collinsmcrae]

Uhh.. ok?

[@williwonti]

​@@kkon5tiWhy not learn just a smidgen of culture?

[@SurvivorDK]

"I was stress testing it" lol

[@TravisHi_YT]

"Who else needs to read it". Eurgh, my nightmares.

[@TheatreOfChristi]

Would watch the hell out of a Star Trek/Serenity type show with a character like this.

[@pr0ject25o1]

Lived with this guy. He has a energy field that changed my life

[@draic890]

The filming and acting sold it so well it had me convinced this is a real dude 😂

[@cyberpunk5078]

this is who I aspire to be

[@kneza96BG]

Video so good you had to upload it twice

[@PcGameHunter]

He was stress testing it.

[@chaotic28]

@@PcGameHunter😂😂

[@Obrabolostlight]

What backdoor? What? Me spitting coffe. 😂😂😂😂

[@always.elevate]

“You know how I be” lmao

[@repairsbyseb1843]

I heard "did you port zoom on the microwave?" And i was gobsmacked

[@Caffin8tor]

Only if he was a genuinely evil software engineer!

[@giteshgunjal747]

“We had a working cuda driver the whole time” got me😂

[@anotherastronaut_]

"u know how I be" LMAO

[@Wanaskiwin]

Did you port doom into this microwave? Random Tech priest: "This was a microwave?"

[@zengeki23]

Importing Doom to the microwave got me.

[@ggg-ox3hr]

“Did you see The new marketplace I rolled out” if you know you know 😂

[@exallotriote]

I only realized it when i saw your comment 💀

[@sirniloc6500]

Darn I’m not one of them who knows

[@shubhanshushrivastava3471]

Ha

[@Discoris]

@@shubhanshushrivastava3471 i don't know as well, can you please explain?

[@shubhanshushrivastava3471]

@@Discoris kzbin.info/www/bejne/rHrCp5qIh6aCabMsi=-z75LN7v6b78wlOK

[@eyezikandexploits]

"You know how i be" god this had me dying this whole video is great

[@BattlewarPenguin]

-Did you port doom in a microwave? *Rip and tear music starts beeping* -Maybe

[@sso1328]

The way he talks and reacts is spot on

[@maneniklas]

”Who else needs to read this?” Don’t call me out like that….

[@purplewolfranger22]

Why is this my entire friend group wrapped up into one guy?

[@thepinkalist]

So glad I found this channel, this is hilarious 😂

[@andresgonzalez-gm5ry]

"You know how I be" had me dead😂

[@RedH21]

You had me at porting Doom on the microwave... Everything else went over my head 😂😂

[@Jenonator]

I love the, "we don't support xyz"; "We do now" moments

[@funkygreen80]

"Who else needs to read it" is exactly how i think lmaoo

[@murdoch483]

I don’t know what any of this is, but it’s flipping hilarious.

[@user-bv7jc]

This is one of the funniest shorts I have ever watched. Please continue making them FOREVER. THANK YOU BYE

[@izimsi]

most of the jokes are pretty good but "it's my library" actually made me laugh

[@JamesLydon1]

"it's my library" this dude gangster

[@wherami]

My library killed me. So true

[@tazp123]

"I'm joking it's lost and hopeless :D"

[@RedStone576]

this is so dry and yet so funny, i love it, especially the library bit

[@Leymora]

- We're 2 JavaScript frameworks away from launching this. - What?! - I'm joking, it's all lost and hopeless. - *w a t ?*

[@nocturn9x]

What backdoor? Lmaoo, awesome vid. It's nice to see tech content that's actually funny and accurate

[@momonga.]

Nah the working linux cuda driver hits too close to home 😭

[@Usmc913]

What backdoor? What? 😂😅 Subbed just for that.

[@foxg_ming1148]

The Nvidia CUDA driver for Linux had me dying on the floor

[@mrrolandlawrence]

did you move the entire AWS stack to the mac mini again? lolz.

[@joshjacobson9846]

You know how I be

[@javierRC82857]

😂😂😂 I was there and it worked

[@RogueMandoGaming]

"We had a working CUDA driver for linux the whole time?" thats something that will never be said again

[@NEVERMOREFORGE]

“Who else needs to read this?” Me whenever I’m doing anything

[@littlejack59]

I'd be pissed off as well if Cuda worked on Linux and the MF just didn't release it

[@robc5051]

This reminds me of some of the people I work with who are network engineers... but also software developers. I don't think they're necessarily a dying breed, but more and more software engineer-specific degrees are meant to get you up to speed on coding and certain PM stuff, it seems like. It feel like it curbs the natural curiosity of finding yourself learning AWS or trying something out in gns3. Learning to use Linux better, etc. Great video

[@t9835]

Look, it has been a few nice years now since I did not have to think about THAT SSL thread on 0chan, I hate you for reminding me and making me paranoid once again

[@DepressoEspresso_o]

That sounds interesting what was the thread about I tried to find it

[@cam5816]

What are you talking about?

[@zyxwvutsrqponmlkh]

@@cam5816 My heart blead.

[@RaindropsBleeding]

"we don't support 360 video" "we do in a few minutes" dead

[@snowdrop9810]

Did the microwave run doom well

[@slyvir]

I’ve never once ever heard of a software engineer thinking about security….

[@hjsony]

so good

[@redactedc1928]

What back door? What?

[@suzikumieda2452]

I like how every line is being quoted except the most perfectly delivered "You know how I be" in history

[@olbluelips]

Lol I laughed out loud

[@akirafan28]

Same 😀

[@thephoenixsystem6765]

If Death was a programmer, he'd be this one. Much love 🔥

[@dbodbdbodb7174]

Only two JS frameworks, thats bananas.

[@vindictiveDOOM]

“It’s all lost and hopeless” - all I’ve ever wanted to say to my pm

[@zapmansi107]

“What back door?” lol

[@qm3ster]

> Doesn't fit our usecase > It's my library

[@patrickcreamer6791]

my favorite little touch here is the overly loud gulp he does when drinking 😂

[@OSaah]

this is such great responses from the it guy, def stealing some

[@SensSword]

I'm becoming this guy slowly... Hopefully my hairline stays strong as the grey hairs take over my beard...

[@cici3147]

This is exactly what its like sitting next to our company network guy. Bestest bud and he could do diabolical things.. but instead he cranks up our security.

[@IfYouWillem]

so many flashbacks to various software engineers in my past. *shivers*

[@saltymcnaulty9927]

"It doesn't fit our use case" followed by "Its my library" is pure fucking gold lol

[@ks_snuggles]

"who else needs to read this?" I felt that

[@ChrisChromeYT]

"we had a working cuda driver for Linux the whole time" I felt that in my soul

[@aysnov]

... but seriously WHAT BACKDOOR?!!

[@twich_rade5134]

"SSL is a joke, I know the guy that built the back door" "WHAT BACKDOOR?!?"