Keegan-Michael Key Roasts the NFL's Elite in his Opening Monologue | 2017 NFL Honors

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[@louisgiacona5454]

That osweiler joke was a little to savage

[@shloakdutta4590]

Yeah tom savage.

[@aiwash2766]

Normal Boots as Texans fan that had me laughing my ass off. 😂😂

[@TheCruzan26]

Karl Denis HUH?

[@karldenis215]

you know what im talking about foo

[@interestingcommentbut....7378]

Karl Denis It is evident his work on the field is not nearly worth the amount they're paying him, has nothing to do with his worth as a man but the man's work.

[@cbierman17]

Von Miller's face when he said that Osweiler joke hahaha

[@kevingurung4540]

i dont understand that joke. help please.

[@yasinahmed1573]

Kevin Gurung basically sayin osweiler is overpaid

[@stevencoley659]

Because Brock Osweiler sucks and his contract has too much money

[@MichaelBrown-rg8oi]

Which is strange since Von loves Michael Key

[@TheHaloGamer]

Michael Brown Yeah, but Brock was a former team mate, sure he was tight with him.

[@jackwhitehead4149]

Every single year the speaker makes a Browns joke, the camera cuts to Jim Brown, Jim Brown looks slightly disapproving, and the speaker comments on how he wouldn't want to get in a fight with Jim Brown.

[@doubler713]

I said the same thing. It has to be a thing he knows about and plays with them with lol. That shits funny

[@kodykelly3990]

Probably because Jim Brown is a terrible human being

[@JDGarza824]

@@kodykelly3990 What are you basing this off?

[@mohamedhersi3485]

@@kodykelly3990 I’ll

[@k0rn8]

Breaking: Keegan Michael key fined $10,000 by goodell

[@MOBROOKS]

KJ7 hahahaha

[@karmaDS2]

KJ7 suspended for 4 episodes of key and peele

[@dsmtchl627_4]

hahahaha

[@jww112093]

Excessive Laughter: McCringlerberry...er...Key number 87. By virtue of his jokes, no. 87 is ejected from the ball game.

[@thesammyb8846]

for what, trying to have fun in the no fun league

[@joebob327]

Why are these things always so awkward lol. None of these people can take a joke lol

[@goldrainbows3034]

Joe bob being honest must of them are too dumb to understand them. Lol

[@goldrainbows3034]

*just being honest

[@EthioBallerz]

exactly

[@costco_pizza]

+Gold Rainbows I hate to say it, but you're right. These guys are pretty clueless in there.

[@bostonthomas740]

ACR thereyre not that funny

[@menace790]

The crowd sucked and almost ruined it. Most of the jokes had me lmao

[@holyheretic3185]

Kev Da Menace I thought the same thing! I feel bad for him I love everything he's done!

[@Lionbeard]

Kev Da Menace right! like how are you not laughing!

[@HT.100]

Kev Da Menace he sucked ass

[@TheWhoamiguy1]

several of those jokes had me rollin!!!

[@frankunderwood8641]

+Menace suprising Roger Goodell probably took it the best lol

[@rasmusaude7341]

The 9th wonder of the world! Brock Osweiler's Contract! I was cracking up.

[@skepticalkhan6]

This opening monologue was actually pretty good. It's just that the audience wasn't laughing that much and acting like they didn't know it was just a lot of jokes

[@skepticalkhan6]

Like the Sean Spicer joke was pretty funny but it didn't get much of a reaction from the crowd

[@dannytv12]

I don't think most of the players there knew who Sean Spicer is...

[@tyroland06]

@@dannytv12 Although Gronk wasn't there, I'm pretty sure the first time he heard about TRUMP was when he visited the White House.

[@sirflexington2435]

everyone was so uptight. cut my man some slack. Keegan did a great job

[@SilentxxxBob]

No he didn't

[@TeebTimboe]

He politicized it too much.

[@notabiasedsteelersfan6859]

That AB Facebook joke has me dieing😂

[@dominickwimbush5891]

Not a biased Steelers fan! Fr tho

[@sapphirestar22]

Not a biased Steelers fan! Same

[@23charlesvr]

Not a biased Steelers fan! Go Steelers I cracked up to

[@fazedinonuggets4913]

what up yall

[@NeroWarriorX]

Not a biased Steelers fan! Your spelling

[@encycl07pedia-]

The biggest mistake was assuming the NFL's elite had a sense of humor.

[@johnluujl]

man that was a tough crowd:D

[@ZhangtheGreat]

As Alec Baldwin said years ago, "Who doesn't enjoy making jokes at the expense of very large men all angry that they're not playing tomorrow?"

[@firingallcylinders2949]

The political jokes didn't seem to resonate with them.

[@vikwillwin]

and they are even worse a year removed .

[@richard69287]

vikwillwin To be fair Rob Riggle was horrible.

[@rohandesai2012]

FiringallCylinders, that's because they live in a bubble

[@gavinbible8900]

he was throwing mad shade 😂😂😂

[@deruko1251]

Quarterbacks to win MVP are 0-7 since 2000 in the Super Bowl. Goodluck Matt

[@neumoni7030]

Build Legacy cam newton

[@dreamcrusher8102]

Edward Ghoens cam newton what?

[@link514]

You sure? What year did Warner win the SB?

[@TheRedneckrebel456]

yeah the last was kurt warner in 1999 with the greatest show on turf no one has had that kind of offense since umm well now

[@satyadas4751]

Aaron Rodgers 2011?

[@dbat5918]

The Cowboys playoff joke was great, hahaha 😂

[@Dante-qy9tu]

Yoooo he was on point the whole monologue. Love it when the host makes the crowd uncomfortable 😂😂

[@juniornac1]

Hell of a job by keegan. He was on a leash and still killed.

[@stupidfrog]

Von Miller was not having it

[@kingtim_ade]

He should've roasted Jeff Fisher's coaching career hahaha lol

[@uglykgb]

KING TIM Its football

[@lsdecaria1]

alot of his jokes where too smart for the room

[@ilyassattar4468]

Lucas Stephen ikr

[@GuessTechSports]

Hit the nail on the head -- Keegan is smart enough to know this as well lol.. Given statistical probabilities .. his jokes were too smart for the majority of the population watching on television :/ . He had some simple ones in there. He can't have Christian Slater as his base level intelligence for his jokes -- As the camera kept panning to Slater because he was one of the few that GOT every joke and was laughing (even if shaking his head) lol. Oh well,.. bang up job by Key and I doubt he'll be contracted by the NFL in the future lol.

[@Gamingetic]

Kinda like how your too dumb to realize in that case it's spelled "were" and not "where".

[@molly2316]

ItsIxel Kinda like you’re too dumb to know the difference between “you’re,” and “your.”

[@connerallen6879]

A lot of his jokes were too smart for the crowd*

[@getbuckets4252]

he seemed so restricted

[@BigStinky69]

GetBuckets restricted? I can't believe the strict ass nfl let him do any of these jokes, especially the antonio brown facebook one. He even made a race joke like seriously this was edgier than any epsiode of his show. I assume roger goodell and most other high ranking league officials didn't get to screen these jokes.

[@dj3109]

It's what happens when you don't give comedians the freedom to add their personal touch into their act instead of resorting to "standards and practices".

[@itzsombra10]

Devin White no they just ignored it and deleted the emails

[@reggiebrownjr9105]

Yeah, Keegan could of easily had a field day with this one, if he really wanted to

[@YouzTube99]

@GetBuckets: Well, he did mention the "list of no-go topics" 01:32

[@claywandei9129]

THAT WAS A LOW BLOW ON THE COWBOYS😭😂

[@MrFlpGaming]

Blackboistyle Goat but true

[@kochoc6099]

but the truth

[@nite3018]

Blackboistyle Goat they took it well tho

[@nousa1125]

Hhhn

[@Elykism]

That was a great joke

[@Jamie-wu6vr]

Key is a savage 💯😂

[@JoshNtheedrifter]

Brilliant host; terrible crowd!

[@oddbigking9069]

French Manners get this guy back on the show

[@josheden832]

Bruh who agree we should bring back Conan.

[@booqrdoit9138]

Joshua Eden Exactly what I was thinking

[@josheden832]

Booqr Doit Conan would ROAST every one lol

[@Stoichem]

I thought seth meyers was wayyyyy better than conan

[@christaylor8998]

Joshua Eden Peele is no Dave Chapelle no matter how bad comedy central wants him to be..Aries Spears summed him and Key up perfectly!

[@josheden832]

Utz hell no buddy Conan was way better, at least last year

[@stephano.vargas]

Dam this crowd was horrible. Thought the jokes were hilarious

[@PhantomContend]

they were

[@Chenrandyliu]

His jokes r too smart for the crowds, which makes sense lol

[@manavkumar6590]

Chen Liu um they really aren't lol.

[@Tinker.Studio]

no they weren't. at all.

[@MrMowky]

They weren't.

[@AndrewChenPotatoBoss]

this was the greatest monologue I've ever seen. the Osweiler joke had me ded

[@alexmroz4077]

Watch Conan’s

[@Jason-bk3nl]

That usher/ludicrous joke had me dying! 😂😭😂

[@itsKeoniii]

Jason5499 5499 lol what did it even mean cuz that was the one I didn’t get lol

[@AB-vo4vl]

Keoni Han he meant that all new england fans are white

[@sterbprepper4798]

The crowd felt awkward because hollywood are actually the true racists in gated communities acting like they care about diversity lol they felt uncomfortable about that joke

[@DiscoverObjay]

@@sterbprepper4798 yup

[@brucekentallen]

I lock my car every time despite i see a black or no

[@chi111y]

That cowboys joke though!!

[@jeffman1199]

1.3B • Views I'm honored to be a packers fan knowing we've been the team to take em out of the playoffs the past two times they've made it

[@jop2735]

Jeff Bushman I’m from Texas and I like the cowboys, but the Packers was always a team that i really liked as well and when they played I didn’t mind who won but it was hilarious watching my friends lose their crap when they saw the cowboys lose 😂

[@tristanhelstrom8274]

1.3B • Views glad they could laugh about it

[@seankim02]

7:40 time it

[@mauiwaui773]

Read that as choke and started laughing to myself. lol

[@DustinPlatt]

Damn Von Miller mean muggin.

[@prh198]

Made me sweat a bit lol

[@theanimal0256]

He respects cam and probably didn't want to rub it in like most people do.

[@ms.keyshawineglass7590]

He was doing the same this year as well. What's wrong with him?

[@ivancastaneda820]

@@ms.keyshawineglass7590 it's like he always has his "try not to laugh" at every awards show

[@Tommy-hb5qn]

He absolutely killed it

[@anthonyrolon7934]

I like how von miller was trying not to laugh but that cam joke got him

[@ahmadtalibsalleh5178]

He uses the audience as part of his comedy making us laugh at the whole situation. His comedy is not being targeted to the audience at the studio. But to us. Amazing!

[@sapphirestar22]

The title said he was roasting the NFL's elite, but yet he roasted Assweiler...?

[@ryanyow6552]

Andrew Luck #GOAT #AFCSouthKing #RichGuy lmao he has a ring

[@woodrowscott4807]

Ryan Yow Brian Scalabrine has a ring too

[@kingdrew4569]

Joseph Stalin who?

[@liammatthews9128]

Andrew Luck #GOAT #AFCSouthKing #RichGuy reedi

[@wordtoyobamawhatsbrakingni4572]

Andrew Luck #GOAT #AFCSouthKing #RichGuy lmao

[@jakechristy8871]

That was funny. Im glad he said what we all are thinking. I don't understand why nobody was laughing. Take a joke people!

[@moass4yoass]

that browns joke though....dam lol straight fire

[@MrKingjames123]

All those concussions made them forget how to laugh or what?

[@LostAlienOnEarth]

James Rojas They are too good for that... Or they are just scared bevause they know they can be next.

[@panchel771]

Hahahahaha i just imagine Kee saying that

[@thatleftyjames2893]

Probably just wasn’t funny.

[@cheyanneceniceros1942]

Anyone remember this video? so it’s almost been 2 years since I uploaded it, and i’ve sorta been working on a remastered version that is 50x better for a while now..... 👀

[@sto1238]

Lmaooo he should’ve said that🤣🤣

[@jackclarke3241]

Conans will always be the best, but that cowboys roast was savage

[@spenceroneil4747]

Sammykid10 best one was the cam newtons o line one

[@joewellindowd5664]

That going missing in mexico joke will always be the funniest. Came out of left field.

[@wolfstar675]

Lol loved the Cowboys joke and I'm a Cowboys fan 😂

[@Kas-rp4zb]

Enrique Godinez same 😂

[@TheWhitetiger011]

7:17 ''They're poor, I tell ya!'' the silence was terrifying. I literally thought he was going to get booed off stage

[@icetray2727]

Key roasted everybody😂

[@MarioRugeles]

wow, all these tough guys have a really delicate sense of humor.

[@ajax7697]

Too much heat for this crowd

[@stevencoley659]

1:52. Von Miller has that face that he wants to laugh but Brock is probably his friend

[@sarkastic1824]

He was holding back let's be real!

[@BrianGlaze]

You know you did your job as a comedian when you made the audience uncomfortable 😂😂.

[@Avenger2108]

Missed out on an epic Jeff Fisher joke but this was great haha

[@dillonking1625]

That Brock Osweiler joke was too funny 😂 we all know damn well it's true he's not worth half of that contract he has

[@MrGNugget]

The crowd is so trash, Key and Peele need to stay away from these mainstream shows because they get restricted then all the jokes goes over the crowd's head

[@adetolalawal376]

Very true... totally agree

[@DavidBagga]

Damn he didn't hold back anything tonight. #Savage #ColdBlooded

[@Shotclout]

Bro ever since Keegan talked about his “tuskeegan airmen” I can’t get that out like it was funny at first but now it’s just living in my head rent free just saying it over and over in my head. Please help…😂😕

[@XtremeSportX247]

I love watching the faces of these players..... they been praised their own life until now

[@strongwill3637]

The tough crowd reminds you of that Key n Peele skit where Key was doing stand up and didn't wanna make fun of the guy with the burnt skin condition & had to talk with a voice box.

[@chrissitek6275]

I absolutely love this guy haha he is freaking hilarious and always has great energy

[@c.j.9072]

Michael Keegan key is one of my favorite comedians ever this bit was hilarious on an ofg note gotta love key and peele

[@swabdobbin4081]

Seriously this was one of the best monologues ever. It was witty and intelligent. Keegan is one of the funniest people alive.

[@ryderwashington4199]

LOL Key did AB dirty, but then again AB always smiles.

[@Dev-rl5fs]

Ty Law got snubbed of H.O.F along with Terrell Owens for morten anderson smh

[@BrockMak]

I like my kickers, but it is a shame.

[@Spamus]

TO will never be a HoFer.

[@jaccpot]

Joe Romano its cuz of skip bayless ' thats why TO hasnt gotten in

[@jacobmcmillan6787]

Charmanderplays morten Andersen 100% belongs in the hall of fame. Dipshit

[@lavarballgoat2.2betterthan86]

Jacob McMillan he does but not over the second best WR in NFL history

[@hhan9904]

Man I don't know why but the best part of this video is 1:27 with that point and radiant smile. Who else agrees with me?

[@luthandophiri7265]

2:10 Why isnt Sterling K. Brown memed for this moment hahaha

[@meeeeemaw]

If there's one thing these athletes can learn from Rodger Goodell, its how to take a joke and laugh at yourself. These athletes have such fragile egos frfr.

[@Mandrake591]

Key is, as usual, awesome and hilarious! Tough crowd though, the most somber bunch of millionaires on planet Earth!

[@rtehcs000]

It was almost like the crowd didn't know Keegan would be there to do what he does, um, make jokes. Tough crowd. He's hilarious.

[@se7encureton]

Broadway joe... Man I am nowhere near a jet but every time I see him I just get so excited. If you ever want to see a great doc check out his.

[@mohammedraheef1415]

This comedian is lit,f the crowd

[@sn262792]

geez lol tough crowd..

[@OkelloDunkleyDSLRWorkshops]

Sometimes I don't know how I end up on a video, but glad I did.

[@TrevWILL79]

Shots fired everywhere!!! Goodall rolled with it, so did Dak and Zeke, and AB. Von surprised me though, he got brand new!!

[@LEMATTOFFICIAL]

The Greenbay players were not having it!! 😂😂😂

[@sethmckinley13]

I'm a cowboys fan and I laughed pretty hard at the playoff joke. Dak and Zekes expressions haha

[@OOTD_]

Being a comedian is hard as hell. Respect!

[@Nguyen2fold]

I did a book report in Joe Naismith 20 years ago..... Didn't read it and started it out with. Joe Naismith lived an amazing life. This fool still alive

[@jungfreshclean8048]

That Cowboys joke was 🔥😂😂

[@Packerfan130]

That packers secondary joke hits me in the feels!

[@hrs1414]

The humor is more sophisticated than your typical roast...fire

[@OldTown1520]

Best monologue off all 8 NFL Awards ceremony. No doubt!

[@xavierbuchanan1176]

best part is all the jokes key says that take 3 seconds to hit home to the crowd. really makes all the concussions seem legitimate

[@not2sharpmd]

Athletes are the worst audience members.

[@hugolalumiere9992]

KMK is just awesome. Glad he made it since Mad TV which was great too.

[@Aurora_Tom_Renton]

Rams and Goff are Super Bowl caliber this year, amazing what Sean McVay has done.

[@bl4zedre4per62]

their stone cold reactions made this even funnier watching from home, you could tell they wanted to be like "come say that to my face!"

[@mataiwaqavesi2889]

He killed it 😂😂😂 Players should’ve loosened up their making way more money then he is 🤣🤣

[@Gothatdawg]

7:30 this joke still hit the mark five years later 😆.

[@Kupize]

this is so good. pure gold

[@brianmcminn6173]

Conan obrien should be the permanent host

[@technomad1770]

Talk about roasting the NFL , Bill Burr would have nuked em ! =)

[@willflint5014]

+Technomad I would buy a front row seat and bring 5 video cameras if that were to happen. Bill Burr would be the greatest host of any event that has millionaires in attendance.

[@technomad1770]

You know it. =))

[@hectorortiz4498]

I'm a true cowboys fan and that was a great joke. Lmao had me laughing in pain.

[@LonghornsLegend]

Keegan killed it. Everyone was afraid to laugh but he nailed it

[@yasha12isreal]

6:50 he said the Falcons are like the Cleveland Browns of football 😂😂😂... Keegan they're both football teams 🤣🤣🤣

[@Jake21128]

That Jarvis Landry Joke was amazing!!! And ITS TRUE!!! WTF Jarvis! CATCH A TD

[@SneakySpartanSnack89]

crowd sucked. jokes were hilarious

[@derekmayers-louther]

Good to see you here Perseus Jackson

[@allend433]

Nfl players are a tough crowd. I wonder why?

[@TheDeltaBombers]

Concussions man.

[@creativechau]

The quick pan to Eli had me 💀

[@brettgraham9585]

Dis he make a haha clinton dix joke???

[@carterhamilton8011]

Brett Graham 2 of them

[@GuessTechSports]

Yeah .. it's a call back to this Funny video they did: kzbin.info/www/bejne/o3XTXnR4r9WFjpo

[@texaniniowa3712]

This is hands down the greatest roast of all time ..

[@scoishentertainment1483]

these dude is gold

[@Rushking20]

The whole segment was complete cringe except the cowboys joke

[@zackgarza5390]

rushking20 #TerribleTowels no

[@145Chickzac]

That joke may be true, but it's hella old

[@jackclarke3241]

Andrew Chen well not really cos he brought dak and zeke into it

[@dren8346]

true but so was our performance in the afc championship game

[@jerrygodeep4787]

rushking20 #TerribleTowels nope he dissed osweilers contract

[@CBabeey]

It was like people were scared to laugh...its all in good fun.

[@TheBlindCanadianCat]

I'm so sad I didn't get to watch this, this was funny as hell.

[@jaycortez9678]

This was hilarious the only ppl hating are the fans who got Triggered lol

[@smallgoon]

Easy for you to say. League is like 15% white and he still managed to make 90% jokes on white people.

[@zfin87]

If only he knew how that Washington joke would age