Peyton's got jokes at the ESPYS

Peyton Manning opens up the ESPYS with many barbs at the audience, including lines about Kevin Durant, Russell Westbrook and John Cena.

[@captainstolsie9170]

He shat on Kevin Durant so hard, OBJ got jealous

[@Mycarisloose]

And it was revealed he prefers his girls eating apple sauce and mashed potatoes before hooking up!!! Messy!!!

[@danielmizrahi9629]

it was planned but still funny

[@mylesmoore3134]

bro?

[@Zalivan564]

Holy shit im glad I came back to this video for this comment

[@yuichinakasone1618]

Holy fuck dude 🤣🤣🤣

[@ericalbertson6621]

The kevin durant joke will alwags be legendary

[@Swoll1231]

Eric Albertson Durant was such a baby the way he handled it haha

[@rwoosh6609]

Eric Albertson 666 likes oh

[@loganjones236]

Eric Albertson KD was so salty

[@Rahnsreality]

And the look on Durants face and westbrooks reaction added to the spice ...lol

[@americanpride5637]

Snap C1ty he was in on the joke

[@davecronce3127]

Kevin Durant's own mom laughing at him is priceless.

[@TheAutumnWind_RN4L]

Lol

[@justinteurn8795]

Dude is just naturally funny. Doesn't take himself too seriously and it's very refreshing.

[@mikewhite4560]

S N L

[@sillygoose635]

so what if he did?

[@danieldougan269]

Just watch him chew out his teammates during a game, and you might think otherwise.

[@annagraham6204]

They’re all actwhores. Fakers on the world stage. Scripted outcomes.

[@Smegma824]

@@danieldougan269 That's while playing though. He's competing at the highest level and one of the best to ever do it. Off the field he's one of the nicest dudes ever.

[@taylorwatson7932]

Russel Westbrook was trying so hard not to laugh...

[@HotAcidicDiarrhea]

@Daniel Cheng En Kee so fucking what

[@jonathonloredo8026]

Oh you could tell he didn’t want to piss off KD by showing his laughter 😂

[@ennuiii]

@@HotAcidicDiarrhea I do

[@TheRafaelBond]

He wasn‘t though

[@jonquiogue6755]

I KNOW HAHAHAHAHAHA 🤣🤣🤣 wtf was KD dressed like a 8 year boy hahahahaha 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

[@Kayak56]

Peyton roasts KD, KD gives him that look. Then Peyton's like fine I'll just roast you again

[@natsudragneel4144]

Manning would whoop KD's ass

[@nalimlattarai2873]

milchuck how

[@nalimlattarai2873]

Natsu Dragneel L

[@natsudragneel4144]

@@nalimlattarai2873 you think Manning is soft? He played football dummy

[@TheGfdsahjk]

payton was a bum... hi is 100 years old and he is done.. he a bitch like kd

[@RyuujinLetum]

"These jokes are horrible and disgusting. No one should know about them. But I'm gonna tell you either way." 🤣🤣🤣 this is why he was one of the best hosts of SNL lol

[@OddTimeMan]

Peyton is a natural. He was hilarious on SNL.

[@nosir1440]

I’m a niners fan but I always loved his character. Such a humorous guy

[@kevinwalsh4652]

Teaching kids how to steal a car was priceless

[@paulburns2239]

“I throw, you catch. It’s not that difficult. OK?” (Kid nods). “Now get the (bleep) out of here.” Priceless.

[@traviswilkins1965]

Nice captain America logo you got there baby

[@kevinwalsh4652]

@Frank Lee haha, you have a great memory, SNL sucks now and has for a hot minute, Lorne Michaels is scared to death to roast Democrats, because they are all butthurt triggered pajama wearing snowflakes

[@paulcaballero5547]

The K.D joke was hilarious even his momma laughed 😂🤣

[@Lumpy-Bisquick]

Paul Caballero And Westbrook face also 😂

[@tonystretch5102]

@@Lumpy-Bisquick WESTBROOK face was classic

[@jazzyfour]

He played himself

[@abc_u_hater]

*Kevin Durant has left the chat*

[@T_M_E_8]

Paul Caballero yahh, he was in on it though

[@elevation1985]

Peyton manning looks like the ultimate grill man at a family bbq

[@jakebailey9884]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@michaelpryor78]

Doug Pederson would beg to disagree

[@Asmov]

I'm still thinking Vince Wilkford(did I type that right?) can top him on that. This guy is the ultimate smooth talker though, such a great example of how you want your kids to be.

[@tonystretch5102]

@@Asmov it's tough not to like Peyton manning I tried for so many years

[@cjtreasure4731]

elevation LMAO literally

[@jamesperry513]

Peyton has crazy good comedic timing. His SNL skits are hilarious. He should get a series.

[@BenHereb-sonOfthesword]

They heard your cry, put him on Monday night

[@JohnSmith-ls3um]

Snitches get stitches 😂

[@meganmartinez8241]

“Unfortunately my brother, Eli can’t be here tonight because that’s what I told the folks at the door” had me crying 😂

[@johntangel9488]

"how did the duck get a better seat than deandre jordan" prolly a free throw contest

[@ClaraInstalledAimbot]

Meh

[@makskisovec]

Oh cool you came from 2011 to comment

[@gimmiedashasha]

Russell Westbrook?

[@migellito]

Hilariously true

[@meganmartinez8241]

"I believe in the falcons... and I know in my heart the falcons will be back" Well this didn't age well 😂

[@DaddyTre65]

"Gatorade Fierce: It's the Papa John's of sport drinks!" Way to land a funny double product placement, Peyton Manning!

[@tuketuke73tf9]

"I believe in the falcons... and I know in my heart the falcons will be back" Well this didn't age well 😂

[@JoeLRod91]

That was part of the joke 😂

[@jacobryans7000]

It aged perfectly because that was the joke u idiot

[@Soullesshero]

@@jacobryans7000 I don't think that was part of the joke at all. How was it a joke, he was clapping afterwards and no one was laughing.

[@ryanboyle6688]

@@Soullesshero cause he said they give up after 3 quarters...

[@yenh1144]

It went as far as 3 quarter of the way in 😂

[@vyx6005]

Wait why is KD dressed like he's going to practice 😂 bold guy

[@timdrake2923]

Is he wearing a Space Jam shirt?

[@CloroxBleach-lp3ln]

😂

[@giggitygoo21]

looking like a child

[@chasehazzard945]

He’s a hooper bro

[@codybailey1162]

Incomes A.I. You wanna talk about practice? 😂😂

[@bigbrain889]

I like how everyone’s dressed up so classy and then there’s Kevin Durant who looks like his washing machine broke

[@deebo2808]

LMFAO dude you made me wake up my wife from laughing so hard from your comment

[@vickicombs5133]

Even the duck.

[@user-cn8me5nh8g]

@@timlukluk Good God, dude, are you always this lighthearted & fun? It was a joke. Nobody claimed it was "serious." But thanks for lumbering in to lecture us anyway.

[@anthonyherrera8540]

Lol

[@joeylucente8474]

@@timlukluk KD that you?

[@mudr.kelkar]

1:10 John Cena was such a good sport, the way he does the you can't see me, shows his personality. Must be a great guy

[@VolvagiasBlaze]

im not too shocked by him being this funny after he did so well with SNL, but god this really was a great prelude to his post NFL career. Love Payton, so charismatic

[@namekianpeppersauce9485]

Lol KD looked like they took his toy car away XD

[@mandmwhitney]

Haha

[@whatsup806]

Lmao that fucking cupcake was salty

[@saintchris567]

KD is a cupcake.

[@dennisjr77]

“What’d ya think Russell?” Lmao..... that was pure gold!!!!!

[@doubleotee7515]

they both had the hand in their mouth like shit i wanna laugh but im still salty lol

[@Jerry8yomomma]

Even KD mom laughed at the joke lol

[@kabinrai3026]

Jerry8yomomma She knew her son was a snake

[@Rmon_34]

WhySo Serious lol

[@kellz1703]

WhySo Serious 😂😂😂

[@dennisjr77]

Lmao, KD looked like a little kid being scolded and about to go to time out!! 🤦‍♂️

[@T_M_E_8]

Dennis Leavitt he was in on it

[@samuelbush8734]

Still the best monologue ever. I laugh at this like it's the first time every time.

[@chamathjayarathne5663]

8:00 this delivery is flawless

[@ccol009]

John Cena had me rollin’ when he did the “You can’t see me.”

[@virajawate670]

what are you talking about they just zoomed in on an empty chair

[@thomaspiccoli2931]

ccol009 I want to like it but it’s at 69

[@nancydelacruz3637]

I didint even see him

[@texatron]

he was not there bro what do you mean

[@Certified-DM-]

Who?

[@soccerselect5873]

You know Westbrook is just smiling in the back of his head when he made the KD joke

[@YungFrenchToasty]

Bro he was doing everything to hold back from laughing lol

[@micahjaynes7505]

ikr

[@Samuelfish2k]

He’s lucky basketball players got big hands cuz I think he was covering up a smile. Lol

[@owenkaleda8509]

1 thousandth like

[@petecartwright5211]

This guy is going right to show biz. I don't know of any former player so adept and talented. His door is wide open. He's done one of the funniest skits ever on SNL. He's one of the best hosts they've ever had on the show. The dude is just getting started...

[@pts5217]

5:40 letting that laugh breathe was a very skilled comedy move.

[@robertjensen1048]

Wow, Peyton is almost a natural at this kind of work. He's a funny guy.

[@jay1jayf]

Robert Jensen funny how? Does he amuse you? Like a clown?

[@ieik8065]

Ur mom hav a big gay.

[@christiananguiano1073]

All these jokes were written by writers

[@brickman291]

+christian anguiano it doesn't matter who wrote them If your delivery sucks, and he nailed it.

[@skelutated3640]

Robert Jensen he is related to cooper manning

[@derrickhamilton342]

Peyton did way better than everyone EVER expected. All jokes were HILARIOUS n da KD joke was legendary

[@rooscochran1003]

That falcons joke hit hard.

[@luisenriquez2379]

Peyton did way better than everyone EVER expected. All jokes were HILARIOUS n da KD joke was legendary

[@orangefox1231]

It's legendary because of Durant's reaction more than anything. If he had laughed it off, it wouldn't be as memorable.

[@jeriacevedo8819]

didn't mention me once!

[@wallacetrisler8560]

5:35 Kevin Durant reaction priceless LOL

[@gerrigatlin7098]

Peyton is great and his jokes are hilarious😂

[@anantdhiman1400]

The funny thing is KD’s mom was laughing at the joke

[@djstorey]

❤

[@djstorey]

❤❤

[@gabriel.hongkong]

That Falcons roast was brutal. Even more savage than the KD one.

[@artpowers319]

Gabriel Leung my face froze when I heard that

[@noahstevens2003]

That one hurt

[@ATL1995]

Oh I disagree, KD one was a burn

[@davidmays556]

Gabriel Leung facts!!

[@pts5217]

Peyton is really funny. He was great on SNL. His sketch where he played super aggressive sandlot football against a bunch of disadvantaged kids was hilarious.

[@jaironunez7196]

5:33 The Kevin Durant joke was AMAZING!! 😂😂😂

[@Nbjk01]

this is classic peyton and we thank him for being him , sorry kd it was funny

[@wnnr3294]

Nbjk01 even his mom started laughing lmao

[@melvinsmith8444]

Kd took that joke like a complete bitch

[@Ken-xv4sb]

Honestly, I thought his reaction looked rehearsed (same with Westbrook's).. maybe he was in on the joke. If not, I'd agree he didn't take that joke well.

[@Murphyj102]

He was in on it, y'all needa chill

[@mobamba6898]

Are we gonna ignore the joke about the falcons not paying attention 3 quarters in

[@rodneywhite7545]

That Atlanta Falcons joke was cold. "They'll stop paying attention 3/4 of the way through." That was cold, Peyton.

[@dudedude7998]

T.O joke was cold that man really broke

[@JarthenGreenmeadow]

He was inside his head hard.

[@brandonjoyner9279]

He’s not wrong

[@pennywisealfie]

You're so right. I don't think I've ever called anything or anyone "cold" before, but when Peyton told that joke, I said out loud with nobody around, "damn Peyton, that was cold".

[@cpf55]

I can't believe the incredible job he did absolutely amazing he KILLED it🙌🙌🙌🙌

[@stevenhinojosa3189]

An absolutely legendary performance .. imagine the confidence it takes to pull this shit off like he did ..give the man his flowers

[@ruowangjian8718]

The one on KD was savage

[@DansbyPugh]

Way too serious kd

[@bigpapiz1754]

Y'all see how trash kd dressed to the espys a tshirt really

[@Ken-xv4sb]

This is just classic Manning. The KD joke was good.. but honestly, I think my favorite was the joke on the Falcons about "not paying attention 3 quarters of the way in".. so brutal. He should have a permanent job for the foreseeable future as the ESPY's host.

[@michaeloverton2437]

Ken M that alone he should host next year

[@alejandroorozco1373]

Exactly like he said he dosent make the jokes they write them for him but some are from him

[@thebige3974]

Ken M fsz

[@MrJking065]

I was sooo offenend by

[@ashtona3635]

Ayyyyy I just gave u the 1000th like

[@mikespalaceofdowntime4773]

I miss Peyton being the quarter back to the Indianapolis Colts. So happy I tried to watch every game while growing up

[@sheikzilla1029]

Peyton needs to do more of these. Frocking gold

[@Abdul-nk4dy]

That KD joke was the fire Westbrook expression was priceless

[@rexraptor1297]

Westbrook gave Peyton a look of "don't be dragging me into this."

[@sami.4777]

Rex Raptor I think he was laughing but trying to look serious

[@tinytim7065]

He was laughing? I missed, I thought he wanted to slaughter him

[@NukeHead]

@@tinytim7065 If you look through his hand, you can see a large grin

[@twinesniper8247]

@@NukeHead i was thinkin he might be doing that too

[@athanagames]

"Serena carrying a baby and winning the Australian Open was even more impressive than the 2015 Denver Broncos Defense carrying me to the Super Bowl." Peyton knows what's up.

[@velmawilliams589]

Gau

[@johnp.6568]

@@joeyparm9887 Yeah but he still won. Win by a mile, win by an inch, a win is a win.

[@medhatalberta]

Joey Parm He won his first super bowl and was the MVP. Overrated because he has the most MVP seasons? He has the highest passing yards for a single season and most touchdowns in a season. Didn’t Drew Brees just pass him for most yards passing (career)? I won’t bother looking it up but he also has the most seasons passing over 4,000 yards.

[@aguarnes]

Joey Parm 5 MVP’s is nothing apparently I guess I forgot.

[@zeef6946]

@@joeyparm9887 lol. Blah, Blah . Dumb ass comment

[@sportsstooge1544]

Kd had that look we all had when a teacher would try to “roast” us in class 😂😭😂😭

[@jordynstief3225]

7:20. "And that damn Aflac duck."

[@TampaTec]

5:35 Kevin Durant reaction priceless LOL

[@somerandomguyfromthebeyond1821]

the face of a man who now realizes how badly he fucked the NBA up with that warrior signing

[@switchplayer4891]

😡

[@TheAdvide]

Tripleblade 82 how do u know

[@goatlord0693]

@Tripleblade 82 really

[@TheAdvide]

@Tripleblade 82 oh lol

[@rainman7992]

kevin durant is such a classy guy, he wore a t-shirt to the ESPYS. way to represent.

[@xg4qx683]

Snakes can wear shirts?

[@CodeRedWolf]

Odell wore supreme Lv

[@jasonyamaguchi5705]

And then he can't take a joke lmao

[@drewpit7936]

he wore it to soak up the tears.. he knew the bandwagon jokes were on the way

[@chandlerlewis3309]

Riding Mower who fucking cares it’s a piece of cloth on your body either way

[@miguelcriado1378]

KD’s reaction doesn’t get old… 😂😂

[@ytsmemehub]

he talks about John Cena yet they zoom in on an empty chair wtf Edit: 3 years later and over 7k likes, The fuck yall like about empty chairs?

[@MyJbryant]

LOL

[@barockassegid9912]

Lmao

[@mista_mask3163]

Smh

[@Samuelfish2k]

N3GATIV1 That’s because you can’t C him! Lol

[@thatpersonthatusesdeadmeme784]

Mista _Mask it's because you can't see him

[@michaelmargono]

How tf did westbrook hold in his laughter lol

[@guyontheinternet9447]

He didn't. The reason he's covering his mouth is because he's cracking up lol.

[@michaeloverton2437]

I agree man I have to rewind it all the time just so funny

[@Murphyj102]

It was planned

[@Linconjo]

he's mocking Durant. low key dissing him lol

[@meanstreak110]

Michael Margono put a time stamp next time

[@mr.classic3360]

Idk why, but this is definitely top 10 most wholesome original funny video I’ve ever had the pleasure of watching Shout out Peyton Manning 💯👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

[@tw0e]

They need to just make Peyton the host every year 😂😂

[@thejesuschrist]

didn't mention me once!

[@jaylienparks8909]

I know

[@CardinalFanSince]

Nobody gives a shit.

[@Tee-OhBee]

Winston Zack You gave enough of a shit to comment.

[@CardinalFanSince]

@@Tee-OhBee True. I personally wish religious morons would realize how damn immoral the bible is.

[@bradenkyzar2459]

🙏 ma brotha

[@billybongthornton777]

I’m glad to have watched Payton in his prime and his comedy.

[@tmckrolltide8462]

Peyton. Priceless. Loved it.

[@R.E._Peony]

Everyone talks about his KD roast, but I think the Falcons roast about 3 quarters is even more savage.

[@benmontero36]

I think they're both on par with each other! I'm a Falcons fan, but that joke was hilarious!

[@xmaxfactorx]

Durant dressed like he was at mcdonalds-

[@sals79]

you're at an award show on tv. hotties are everywhere. you're making around 30 million a year. and THAT is what you wear??????????????? i don't get it. is he really this stupid?

[@aricgoss]

I got a joke. Durant’s legacy.

[@Samuelfish2k]

Sal S Plus he brought his mom with him.

[@philiptucker6119]

merio Actually KD had just shed his skin, that's why he looked like that. You know how snakes are 🐍

[@kaywya96]

Lol fr but it's crazy he has stupid millions

[@markcalkins3447]

His comedic timing is great. No wonder he gets so many commercial deals.

[@xajm413x]

LOL! “Two all-pros were drafted last year. TEN this year!” You just gotta love McAfee.

[@jasonoh8403]

I wonder how much time it took KD to make 446 KZbin accounts

[@VapeTime79]

He has 499 now

[@dennisjr77]

He was SALTY AF!!!!!!!!!!

[@cullenanderson173]

Biiig W, hella good comment

[@amans6485]

Loooool

[@jasonoh8403]

Damn 516 accounts now he’s fast

[@thebenster4202]

Wow seems like the duck was more dressed up than kd.

[@justincarlos5704]

Thebenster 😂😂😂😂😂true

[@blaisea.3820]

Thebenster Peyton should've said that too. lol

[@panman3526]

He could've dress a little better with all that money he makes!! Lol...

[@GermanCruzTorres]

Yo , relax you're not starting in that team 😂

[@patiencejenkins6760]

He's the MVP's of host, brilliant job; well done!

[@masonyungman5174]

It’s 1am and I’m dead laughing 😂

[@Michael-pu2mv]

The kd and Westbrook part was fuckin wild

[@robobbyfraire]

KD and the Duck has the same reaction.

[@predat0r178]

Bobby Fraire nah the duck handled it better

[@lordsozehcp5362]

Best comment lmao

[@leolundbruning6994]

I thought you meant Westbrook by the duck lmao

[@lgl8690]

OMFG 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@arln1966]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ValyrianSno]

Bro Peyton’s timing is impeccable

[@Aldawg35]

The Gatorade Fierce it is the Papa John’s of sports drinks with the Ca-Ching sound was perfect

[@Izzylearning]

Peyton Lowkey killed that 😂

[@carlosjr8649]

💀😂

[@TheFreekill17]

He takes NO L’s man is literally the walking goat

[@chronicautumn45]

Peyton’s done more for football than KD will ever do for the NBA. he needs to lighten up. 😂

[@jaypatel7426]

Natron AW i heard it was discussed between the two before hand so kd was just acting

[@justinspirito4919]

Peytons career is irrelevant to that, he went rite at KDs neck there.

[@alexmroz4077]

Natron AW I totally agree

[@iancalvert417]

Whooosh

[@rocknroll7316]

Justin Spirito that doesn't mean if has to be such a pussy.. Manning insults himself worse than that

[@drsavage3262]

Damn! Peyton 💯 killed that monologue, What a legend!

[@jordanlaird3752]

The russ and KD bit was elite level awkward humour. Loved it hahahaha

[@eddiethatvoguy7901]

Joke hasn’t aged a day lol

[@grownsimba8120]

KD getting roasted and his mama laughing at his expense 😂😂 Peyton leaving everyone scathed

[@brendenstyves842]

Westbrook when he asked for his opinion 😂😂😂

[@MrBostonrobb]

He was absolutely fantastic!

[@davidharrison9324]

His comic timing is impeccable!!!!

[@RushFanatic87]

That joke on KD was nasty! KD was sitting there thinking “This big foreheaded white dude...” 😂😂😂

[@thehappysmiler6752]

You know you've been flamed really hard when your own Mama dissolves into fits of laughter. Damn!

[@garrettoaks6509]

No KD was thinking 43 to 8 (when Seattle kicked his ass in the super bowl)

[@sriramrajaram3069]

Garrett Oaks true, but Peyton isn’t a snake like KD

[@garrettoaks6509]

Sriram Rajaram no doubt KD is a joke

[@Samuelfish2k]

Garrett Oaks Yea but Peyton still won 2 rings.

[@AsianSensationist]

I laughed so hard "That damn Aflac duck"

[@andrewmarino5441]

One of the funniest athletes. He never fails to make me laugh on commercials and he killed Rob Lowe on a roast. He can be a comedian in real life

[@nishtrel3706]

Peyton Should host....EVERYTHING.

[@waqqodonkey]

and become president

[@charliefrens3744]

waqqodonkey i would kill to see those campaign speeches.

[@vanhaul5351]

"I want the Falcons to hear that from me now because they'll stop paying attention 3 quarters of the way in." OOF

[@kingwiggle]

I felt that and I'm not even a falcons fan

[@met_life0435]

They blew another one today 😂😂

[@rjtavares1480]

That joke has aged brilliantly

[@BeerMe831]

Peyton's jokes age surprisingly well.

[@Keirnoth]

@@met_life0435 And another one lmao

[@Camcam65ss]

Peyton should host the espys every year

[@cameronpetersen5684]

I think Russ was trying not to die laughing

[@sl4052]

Cameron Petersen Yeah he was. But KD was actually mad. Lmao that was great!

[@cranjismcbasketball1638]

5:51 Russell is trying so hard to not laugh 😂😂😂

[@futuregohan4837]

LOL He's Failing At That lmao

[@morgandeanj]

KD was most definitely in on the joke but I was not ready for when the camera cut to him and he wasn’t laughing at all LOL 🤣

[@l26c64]

No he wasn’t dumbass that’s why he was pissed

[@ryanhuestis2955]

@@l26c64 they told him beforehand they were gonna make the joke mate. look it up

[@Jansen33]

The KD, Russell Westbrook part actually made me laugh... real hard.

[@Sumdumfilipino]

Russell trying so hard to not laugh

[@jamescompas2329]

Captain Dingleberry Wilson or Westbrook ? Lol

[@joshloach9016]

Captain Dingleberry if I were him I would be laughing too hard

[@Samuelfish2k]

Seriously... Fuckers gonna die and never get that tryhard expression off his face. As if he’s got it so hard.

[@TheRafaelBond]

Not really though

[@andrurodriguez2184]

I swear Peyton Manning is so freaking awesome

[@ricardon.2641]

Peyton is amazing lol. The KD rip was priceless.

[@respectableman6360]

damn john cena got roasted

[@respectableman6360]

kd just got ass blasted as well

[@thechamp8685]

My Park Mixes he roasted himself last year.

[@joedorben3504]

John Cena is an actor/bodybuilder not an athlete

[@alexchavez2067]

Joe Dorben ok u go do what he does in the ring and not call yourself an athlete

[@joedorben3504]

Alex Chavez Wrestling (at least "pro" wrestling) is scripted dumbass. Any jacked buffoon could do it.

[@enriquemoranmartinez6706]

Peyton is a legend. He has the talent and charm to Cross the line and still keep a straight face. The guy is Made for the Spotlight.

[@PJErvin]

Enrique Moran Martinez Not since Norm MacDonald (1998 or 99 I think) have I enjoyed watching athletes get butt hurt so much.

[@billycrabbe8413]

😍😍😍good luck fave a beauryvfc to

[@dmlaughlin76]

you know how hard (esp how Romo blew up last year and everyone loved him) --the networks have countless dollars to peyton to do really, whatever he wants, he could be on NFL countdwon, Primtime, MONday or sunday crew, itwoudlnt matter. And yes, Espn (ABC) and and NBC all have offered multi year contracts.

[@nicolettetrupia1125]

"I want the Falcons to hear that from me now because they'll stop paying attention 3 quarters of the way in." OOF

[@rehanaiden3528]

“How did the duck get a better seat than Deandre Jordan”

[@susanmiles8894]

This was so legendary

[@snowleopard6690]

I couldn't be in the crowd I was laughing historically thru this whole thing 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 my lol would've echoed thru the whole building

[@irvsaguilar894]

memes we're created 😂

[@Alphaludak]

* were

[@irvsaguilar894]

yeah sorry were

[@alexandercrush]

memes we are created 😂

[@sal_hussain]

can you sub to me?

[@noahmiller8436]

lives were ended

[@conquistadorito]

3:03 “HOF next year I’m calling it!” He called it!

[@randyrandalman8234]

6:21 his Falcons prediction not so much

[@tigera6]

he didnt really mean it about the Falcons. Just kinda rubbing it in on how the lost in the SB

[@plzfixwolves955]

Randy Randalman He said the Falcons will be back, didn’t say when. They made the playoffs last year at least and didn’t fall for the slump.

[@TheGameThrower]

Randy Randalman Yeah, and how about the Rams? 😂

[@philiptucker6119]

Cypriano Way they went back to the super bowl last year. Tickets were on sale so they got em pretty cheap 😂

[@user-yv3tw7nm6k]

I never knew how funny Peyton is. KD is so sensitive that he didn’t even realize that him reacting that way to the joke made it even that more funny. I love it 🤣

[@charliep5139]

idk who wrote this stuff but this whole monologue is great. I've watched it many, many times and it always makes me laugh. great job writers and peyton!

[@RUGGEDBREED]

Peyton is a great comedian, the guy can crack funny jokes

[@rickeyryan303]

Writers write the jokes..

[@josephcoleman57]

Have to give credit where it's due. l'm a TB12 Guy but Payton kills it in comedy

[@andohish27]

Rickey Ryan but they don't write his delivery

[@marcusmauldin2766]

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[@SefniAsheforr]

Rickey Ryan True for sure, but Peyton definitely has a natural comedic beat and cadence that many others don't, even when delivering good jokes written by other people.

[@209brandonb]

5:40 that Kevin Durant joke will live forever but the two guys behind Kevin busting up laughing makes it the best ever!!!

[@marwenplukol9235]

His mom was cracking up, too.

[@timwormus]

I love that he and Steph recycled it this year.

[@bigdaddyroy5382]

Is it just me or does the majority of this generation NBA players have no sense of humor and get butt hurt over everything

[@packers256]

@@bigdaddyroy5382 You're mistaking KD getting butthurt for A+ acting. His reaction was perfect.

[@tewaewae]

@@bigdaddyroy5382 just you

[@executive4]

That was phenomenal! Too funny!

[@ScarMan_and_Typsy]

Love Payton he's always will be my quarterback at heart 💜❤️