"Nice Girls"

[@shelby6]

You know a person has self-esteem issues when they're jealous of their boyfriends cat

[@chiefqueef4000]

Maybe the boyfriend was Shane Dawson. Would be justified in that case

[@Unsu833]

@@chiefqueef4000 no cuz you decided to date a wrongen

[@FreddieTotalMinecraft]

'tis me

[@Kat-mu8wq]

Yeah my cat and horse comes first, the man may be in the top 5 of my priorities, I'll let him know when I find out where on the list he is. 😂 just like I wouldn't expect to be his top priority, family and friends come first.

[@jankokol9817]

Nope, that person is a complete narcissist because they believe that the partner must only be interested in them and nothing else

[@alanax_]

Every time George appreciates cats a year gets added to my life

[@WillEVH]

“I’m gonna live forever!”

[@Extremelycoolguy77]

We shall be immortal

[@is_that_multi]

@@Liam-qn2kn Jesus Christ mate

[@is_that_multi]

@@Liam-qn2kn is everything alright at home bud?

[@Bignfluffy]

Thats a shame

[@The_ATF_]

“A twisted fucking cycle path” is un-ironically the funniest shit I’ve ever seen

[@t1lli3mayy]

LITERALLY THE FUNNIEST SHIT

[@eeurr1306]

I can only imagine what that would look like

[@csb1948]

So Funny

[@arusty730]

Me when I go to the cycling lane but it's incredibly curved and bendy for no reason

[@goldenageofdinosaurs7192]

I love a nice, twisty cycle path. Nothing better on a nice day than tearing it up!

[@MDM1992]

One of my ex girlfriends once told me "if you want us to ever live together you have to get rid of the dog" about my 2 year old dog.. i said "i'd sooner get rid of you than the fucking dog" and pointed toward the front door, the look on her face was priceless, like she actually expected me to abandon my best friend in the world who i raised from 6 weeks old to please her 😂

[@forthefrogs]

the biggest red flag in a relationship is someone who doesn't like your pets. if they're genuinely feral i might get it, but most of the time it's about attention-seeking. huge narcissistic behavior

[@denzelarevalo8126]

I just don't like snakes

[@UmerMashtag8978]

Nah the biggest red flag is if they are a cycle path

[@jeremygreen2883]

I'm slightly OCD and my gf moved in with her dog who messed on the carpet on a daily basis... Needless to say, the situation drove me nuts but I never would have harmed the dog and I didn't despise it entirely... But, I am so much more happy now that I'm not cleaning up messes everyday now after it passed last summer. I get this coming off as a red flag, but there are definitely some serious gray areas as well. Also, I just can't do snakes, ever... Never, ever...

[@jeremygreen2883]

@@UmerMashtag8978 cycle path? Like what you'd ride your bicycle on?

[@executer24z76]

@@jeremygreen2883 what do you mean by slightly OCD

[@user-tu6gv7ee5u]

Everyone knows when you are above the age of 18 you have to punt your cat over a fence

[@theneoswingkid4386]

Common knowledge

[@boodlenoodle871]

Most important part of the curriculum is learning this.

[@jeremygreen2883]

I put my cat over the fence every day... He just keeps coming back... Like herpes

[@JohnWick-mt5jw]

It’s a common turning of age ritual down in Solihull

[@CartoDarko]

Well I'm offing myself the day before my 18th

[@oliversherman2414]

"A twisted fucking cycle path" is the most halarious thing in this video 😂

[@Lizventures22]

i know he said it as a joke but when it got to the pet cat part it’s so funny because my boyfriend literally does that exact thing, he’ll go to the cat and pet it like “who’s the sweetest girl” and then he’ll turn to me and pet my head and say “who’s the sweetest girl” and then he says both of you and hugs us both and it’s so precious

[@laurenwilliams4531]

As a girl I would like to formally apologise for this type of woman. We do not claim them

[@hattarapilvi]

why would you need to apologise for their behaviour? because you happen to have a vagina? lmao

[@sm1purplmurderedme583]

i agree

[@bladerunner3314]

Most guys know that ... those that don't, you'd probably call nice guys 😜

[@thegaminggman5597]

lmao fr@@bladerunner3314

[@Wolfie54545]

@@bladerunner3314Profile pic checks out

[@Exothermic_Killer]

As an asexual, "My sexual preference is NO" is a fucking banger

[@que1102]

i hate those "I'm so psycho 🤪" girls too. like that's not cute it's annoying

[@DelphineTheWorstBladeEver]

That kind of person bothers me for a whole different reason. I've been in and out of hospitals, and they don't understand the word "psycho." It's a scary thing to have to share a room with a legit psychopath woman, or people who are actually so aggressive that they are INSANE. So fucking weird, that being a "psycho" is embraced by legit "normies." They don't know how good they have it, to BE NORMIES. Embrace being a normie.

[@hattarapilvi]

they wouldnt survive a day if they actually became psychotic

[@Kat-mu8wq]

​@@hattarapilvi As someone who actually has mental illness, I agree. Those voices will drive them to kill themselves. The meds aren't fun either. They make me zombie most of the day. Very not fun..I used to be so active as a child, now age 30 I spend 80% of my day in bed because I physically can't do anything due to the meds.

[@karaltar7914]

⁠@@Kat-mu8wqmost real KZbin comment:

[@Shmolmes]

​@@Kat-mu8wqHope you're doing better

[@historicaldaily3245]

The girl who was jealous of a cat needs therapy. Like seriously it’s a cat 😂😂

[@watchingaccount552]

The scariest one was the one who can turn into a cycle path at will. I mean imagine sitting playing games and all of sudden she just turns into a cycle path which destroys your house

[@remotecontrolledpidgeon7533]

These people are so stupid , but i feel like we've all met someone like this 😔

[@alexh309]

breaking peoples belongings is much more abusive than gaming lol

[@Kat-mu8wq]

Well its illegal, destruction of property, she can be sued.

[@jankokol9817]

@@Kat-mu8wqA woman did it, mate. She will just make up a lie to destroy the man's life and never get punished for her actions.

[@squiddycheese7399]

9:59 was this image edited to have the text removed, then put back on all while keeping the reflections and lights looking perfectly fine?

[@forthefrogs]

ah yes, the nice girl. inevitable predecessor of the pick me girl, but no less vile.

[@a_cats]

i love gender equality

[@oscarhartley6289]

The anticipated sequel has finally arrived

[@abanana]

thank you for uploading, i dislocated my knee and this cheers me up

[@its_me_again_shoot._.]

Uhhh are you alright???

[@dyingscarlet]

I hope big man Gerog Memeulous has made your knee better Mr. Banana.

[@Echyy]

I hope you get better

[@zedieez9998]

get well soon my friend

[@interestingchannelname1063]

bananas have knees?

[@talonmccauley5445]

"anyone want a useless boyfriend" bro I need a friend like that to hangout with, I'm ridiculously lonely.

[@warrickmiller7651]

If you need somone to talk to then you can always DM me king

[@Xanti97]

That last one though... Cycle path 😂

[@N1E1_Edits]

Ahhh yes a Twisted Cycle Path 🤣

[@literallrat]

that woman is sending 159,000 texts and i'm afraid to double text, even if it's important lmao

[@MavTheMeep]

George help I committed tax fraud

[@Pokemon-Master]

I love these kinds of videos

[@paigelaceyz]

“If my girlfriend told me to get rid of my my cat well I don’t have a cat” George you don’t have girlfriend you have Alex 😂

[@DelphineTheWorstBladeEver]

Same thing, let him have this

[@paigelaceyz]

@@DelphineTheWorstBladeEver okay I’ll allow it 😂

[@johno638]

2:59 not even godzilla with diarrhoea could ever even come close to matching this perfect display of verbal bullshittery and George your not wrong because the crappy usage of words in that sentence is simply horrendous

[@NateS917]

He messed up one word chill out

[@scottianson5133]

Damn. Watch out for those cycle paths.

[@ImTheSS]

georges 69th time explaining who nice guys are

[@mister.batman]

These videos give me psychic damage but I love them anyways

[@josan2741]

9:22 btw a psycho isn't someone who is obsessed with someone, clinically it is a condition known as Psychopathy which can be linked to another disorder of the name Antisocial Personality Disorder, the disorder you probably meant was Borderline Personality Disorder

[@RSC-Productions]

If she says she dont want tea I aint gonna give her TEA?!?!?!

[@me-dc8pj]

Unconscious people don't want tea

[@RSC-Productions]

@@me-dc8pj very true

[@RSC-Productions]

@@me-dc8pj sometimes people ask for tea and then realise that by the time youve made it they dont want the tea and then you just have ti drink it youself

[@me-dc8pj]

@@RSC-Productions And just because they've said yes to tea before, that doesn't mean they will always want tea in the future

[@dog.b74]

8:29 now that, is an unforgivable crime

[@mokomadz]

8:43 …many fish in the sea, it’d be so empty without me🎶

[@olyxmadgod8346]

damn bro he’s so strong that the area around his arm warps 4:38

[@oliversherman2414]

I love your channel keep up the great stuff

[@AdamSheehan-pm8zq]

4:40 most valid thing ever said by a human being

[@stevengapper9588]

George did you pull these stories straight out the Dhar Mann universe ? 🤣

[@elomate2312]

I was thinking this 😂

[@theEspocat]

The DMCU

[@nikkovalidor4890]

sorry to break it to you big man george, but whenever a reddit page gets popular the top posts will almost always just be made up/ exaggerated or recycled bullshit that specifically panders to that page's audience

[@Jamal-xj1vk]

I think his policy towards the authenticity of reddit posts is he'll assume they're real cause it's more interesting/fun that way But if it's obviously fake or he has some point to make regarding its authenticity then he'll comment on it

[@MrIrdatlan]

4:00 idk if they know, but Trolls are usually MUCH MUCH larger than Humans. Theres a reason they're usually depicted holding huge pieces of wood, or entire logs.

[@draculinalilith396]

1:09. I ironically I think a lot of women would genuinely prefer to have our boyfriends come home, get excited when they see us, and say “there’s my girl!” Before proceeding to pet us gently while We lay on his lap. R u kidding me that sounds amazing dude. I want my boyfriend to do this for me ngl 😤

[@hazukichanx408]

Oof, that last one... y'know, I once dated a girl who was a twisted cycle path, but she just would not stop hanging out with the town bicycle and it all ended in tears, multiple sprains and no small amount of twisted metal during what was meant to be a fun little cycling event for charity. Needless to say, I ride my fighter jet to work these days.

[@Simplychunky]

"GAMES FORTNITE WOMEN" a classic

[@aycoded7840]

4:28 What! It's almost as though it's those, who are really focused on training, become buff.

[@ProfDesmondSycamore]

I have ~1000 hours on fo4 and seing the disc cut up killed me internally omfg

[@GLIBZZ]

the dynamic duo

[@aycoded7840]

6:14 ?? George? That was an example of a dictionary definition of called-for. They got what was coming.

[@isaacperry9593]

Bicep flex edit was smooth af had to rewind 😅

[@hintonator9008]

"Cycle path" 🤣

[@delicate_dior]

Yess i was waiting for this

[@Emil_Stoltz]

"Lmao you're not even worth my time" Proceeds to send 10 texts one after the other without him responding

[@elixorvideos]

5:38 my favourite thing is when people do the maths on insane things

[@turtlegreek3348]

i love it when gorge does the click bait face for his thumbnails because you cant see any of his face does anyone else love it when gorge does the click bait face for his thumbnails because you cant see any of his face

[@Toasty.VR.]

MEMEULOUS Love Your Videos!

[@HLJOHNO]

My mind reads SO MANY of these in SorrowTV's voice

[@pumacatmeow]

If a girl where to tell me she’s “psycho 😜🤪” our first date is gonna be at a mental hospital lmao

[@harryhumphries72]

Love you George :)

[@pholobodob]

Me too

[@thummy1827]

No homo

[@JokesterVids]

10:22 ”cycle path” 😭

[@xymidori]

the twisted cycle path one is so iconic

[@rockblasters2]

6:18 this is incel vs femcel

[@sophiecollectscoins3878]

"Nice guys that aren't actually nice" nice way of describing you, James, Will n alex

[@KidCracken]

I'm pretty sure fallout ran through steam back then and he didn't even need the disc anyway.

[@FunkyFungussmiley]

Love you George

[@tessalyyvuo1667]

If I ever date someone, they must accept that my cat (or/and dog) comes first... No wonder I've never been in a relationship. LOL

[@TheSoggybiscuit108]

I love the twisted cycle paths

[@xSG1969x]

Twisted cycle path is the funnniest shit i've seen in a while lol

[@tallulah.9143]

I too am a twisted fucking cycle path, I’m not insane there just isn’t anything straight about me 😩🌈

[@Ultimatecommenter]

No way my man is a 🚲🛣

[@LTDudzek]

and you've men riding on you?

[@me-dc8pj]

@@LTDudzek THIS is what a good gay joke looks like well done

[@Kurachi84]

0:50 WHY have such groups?! XD I'm atheist, but why question/debate religious people for not thinking the same out of nowhere(when some start BS, i'll stay for a bit, and then continue my life)?! Also, if a man doesn't pet his cat, he's seen as toxic, egocentric, lazy(for not taking care of a cat) or all 3! XD 6:44 Your testing is interesting, ngl. At least "nice guys" just badmouth and leave ... mostly, but "nice girls" tend to stalk, attack and F up lives cuz of their anger issues.

[@cawsomeaolin]

CYCLE PATH 😂

[@oscarbarnes2130]

Based gamer George back at it again

[@Ejiro__Kirishima]

Nice girls are just the parallel to nice guys. They don’t necessarily claim to be nice. Just claim to be a good girlfriend

[@KAGdesignsDOTnet]

my friend's cat gets really jealous when he gives attention - even just speaking to - someone else. Jumps next to him and starts demanding immediate attention 😂

[@grangesaves33]

I don’t think I’ve gotten that many texts from my mom

[@officialgman]

Breaking News: 4 Dead and 5 Injured in terrifying incident conducted by a *Cycle Path* !

[@1ksubswith1vidd73]

Man these cycle paths scare me

[@Osama-Bon-Jovi-01]

The last thing I want is a twisted fucking cycle path! I'm gonna crash my bike!

[@mhm22]

george needs to react to r/aita

[@alvakjellgren181]

Me: *is a woman* Also me at 3:56: IM A BOY

[@cheesegromit522]

Cheese 🧀 gromit

[@frangel992]

I AM A DWARF, AND I'M DIGGING A HOLE.

[@lmntalgaming3817]

You are GOATED!! 😂💯

[@AirRicka]

didnt even bother listening to the valentine’s one before i started typing this, AS AN 18 YEAR OLD COLLEGE STUDENT dating a 20 year old guy who makes $1000 bi-weekly, i spent more money on valentine’s day to make him feel special and loved. i wrote a “15 reasons why i love you” notes and hid them all around the house. i put rose petals all the way up the stairs and shaped them as a heart on the bed. i bought him a bracelet that had gemstones in it and was a cross, i also bought him a gummy controller because we both love to play xbox. it doesnt fucking matter what gender you are, if you truly LOVE the man you’re with, you will want to spoil him, even if you arent making a lot of money. absolute bullshit

[@screenedat0m]

I genuinely don’t get people that get mad when their partner doesn’t get them something from McDonalds or something after they say no. Am I missing something?? You didn’t want anything before but NOW you do?? H U H ??? Edit: Kings and Queens, respect your cats. They are the better pussy 😌

[@billcipher8645]

Same, they are probably just extremely narcissistic

[@spliffyrodgers4266]

tbh most people I know do that its because they dont want anything but still want you to suprise them with something to show you care enough to get them something anyway doesn't matter what you get them just as long as it's something they would like to show your genuienly thinking about them its annoying but it makes sense, it's not about the food it's about knowing if they actually care or if they're just doing things because they feel obligated...... I dont do this myself I used to absolutely hate it when people did it with me but then I realised the people that do it are usually people who feel abandoned by people in their lives or people who have had their trust broken from people that were meant to be safe and it comes from alot of insecurity, dont get me wrong dating someone like that is gonna end in heartbreak for everyone but I cant help but feel a little pity when I think why would someone feel the need to do things to test if other people value them

[@beckyclark6113]

And it's so annoying that it's become a stereotype. Everytime I say I don't want some of my boyfriends food or something like that he just keeps offering because he thinks I actually do 😭😭 it's so frustrating (but the gestures cute)

[@EditorOfSL]

Regarding the cat one, George Clooney once had a girlfriend who gave him an ultimatum, choose his pet pig or her, because she didn’t like the pig. George chose the pig.

[@fourfour7168]

I needed to see this video..funny but true

[@FunkyMunkey00_]

4:29 the voice haha

[@marcy.a]

1:14 yeah

[@STOPSYPHER]

9:39 literally my ex who cheated with an underage boy whilst in her 20’s but does her best to keep me at least tangentially involved in her life so she can get her semi-annual hate fuck from me 💀. No way in hell I’m ever diving into that cesspool again

[@andromalius8890]

If I see a guy being affectionate to a cat he instantly gets like 10% hotter

[@grass1674]

You know you down bad when a cashier of all people say you a broke ass 📸

[@LeveyHere]

that's a bruh moment

[@way2toxic30]

To be completely fair, a lot of less sane people do realise their own problems. For example, me, I've had a voice in my head for 16 years along with some mild ptsd. I am a law abiding, tax paying citizen with a job and a mortgage and 186 scars that all look so fucking cool. They're free tattoos that life gives ya.

[@CollinMcFC]

This just reinforces the age old adage- Bitches be crazy

[@helpmeimlonely2397]

george can you do the girl voice when youre reading the girls part

[@magpie5457]

Their pets have been the best parts of all my ex relationships

[@influencerzwerg]

Oh no, not a cycle path 💀

[@maddal1705]

Tinder height chart? that would make me a troll then LOL

[@mooma10]

You're not having an aneurysm, George. "Who he gave me his number to" makes no sense, It would be: "Who he gave my number to"