"Nice Guys" that failed to get the girl

[@terrariums.]

george has never failed to get the girl as the great sigma male he is

[@The_big_prooooo]

True bro

[@anom2619]

Probably because there were no girls to get

[@HectorWasTaken_-ue8nr]

alpha male*

[@terrariums.]

@@HectorWasTaken_-ue8nr a sigma is better than an alpha so

[@HuNt3R2780]

@@The_big_prooooo L name

[@GoodWormDoctor]

You can be a generally pleasant dude, or you can be **unravels old parchment scroll** ..completely and utterly maidenless

[@redshift739]

The fact that they call women "females" shows what their problem is

[@GoodWormDoctor]

@@redshift739 if a guy calls women females outside of a medical/scientific or animal-based conversation, he in fact, gets none lol

[@ittselli3245]

this made me laugh far too much lmao

[@sikosonix901]

"Third of all, Erazor Djinn, you have absolutely no maidens"

[@iambored5585]

Honestly respect to George for the whole height thing like he gets it lol. Like sure some women(very few) want a guy over six foot but tbh most of them just want someone who is like at least a few inches taller then them. Like all of the ones I’ve talked to have been like yeah if he’s like 2 or 3 inches taller then me then that’s cool.

[@js8qp2pwisos]

honestly i would want a guy shorter than me because im insecure about my height lol (also big spoon best spoon)

[@iambored5585]

@@js8qp2pwisos lol honestly respect, I get that I’m also a little insecure about my height so I like being taller then people but I don’t really mind as much if it’s a guy. But I get wanting to be with someone shorter.

[@stinks7065]

And even then, if you meet a generally good person who you get along with well and there's chemistry, then usually arbitrary stuff like height or eye colour or whatever flies out of the window!

[@Nina-bh5jj]

That stereotype always made me feel really guilty cause im already 5'8 and like wearing 2-3" shoes so i prefer guys who are 6'1+ because it's proportional to my height. I always worried about coming across as shallow because of that

[@iambored5585]

@@stinks7065 yeah exactly like sure those things are cool but at the end of the day most people want someone who makes them feel good about themselves.

[@aycoded7840]

I love the cartoony dance of fear he does, 2:45, it's amazingly performed and was hilarious.

[@dio_jxs]

ultímate glazer supreme

[@wonderlust1308]

And then the walk straight after was kinda attractive

[@screenedat0m]

Man just reading those messages gave me the icks, but George’s humour definitely distracted me from it so thanks big man!

[@gradiation]

“gave me the icks” wtf

[@arthurmorgan4041]

@@gradiation exactly

[@lewisgarner5615]

You give me the “icks”

[@smells109]

@@gradiation this and pilled, people who unironically say ermmmm this gives me the ick 🤓make me wanna slit my face off

[@skyrat3816]

The lass getting bombarded by that onslaught of nonsense on that tinder dm about "standards for women". Give the lass a medal for being so chill and creating such amazing content.

[@squarebracket565]

watching this at prom can’t stop the memeulous grind

[@C.hoo06]

You have no friends

[@hajidle]

You still a loser bro?

[@Tayl0r_]

Im actually curious as to how many people have gone on dates with George, not realized it, *but then* one day come across his videos and something clicks.

[@dannolan393]

loving the daily uploads george, i appreciate the hard work :)

[@FrankieTheSkin]

All I'd have needed was "a nice and stable guy like me" to know he was the exact opposite of that, even without all the stuff before. 🤣 My favourite bit was 'applying to be a woman'. 🤣🤣🤣

[@SalmonOfK84]

Progressive king at 4:00 standing up for Trans Rights. Doesn't matter how many holes you have, once you respect yourself little enough to meet his standards then you're golden 🎉

[@Sam-bz2zy]

I was just thinking this hahah

[@mld04]

I thought the same thing and was looking for this comment

[@niamhturner1451]

Me too I seen this and i was also like “haha society tells me i’m not a girl but i am one”

[@creeperrobot6859]

4:13 Chad Memeulous denying gender ideology.

[@pemanilnoob]

@@creeperrobot6859is “gender ideology” what transphobes call accepting trans people, or is it the opposite? I can’t tell with these things, in any way, I hate transphobes and think anyone who’s transphobic should just keep it to themselves as they suck balls

[@andrewboxall2945]

first post ; if I went out with a friend, not a date, just going out somewhere, and I got ditched i'd be pretty pissed off too, especially if i bought the tickets. Don't think i'd call it out publicly but there would be words privately for definite.

[@1ksubswith1vidd73]

I love george so much hes such an amazing guy

[@Misske.]

Hala Madrid

[@meadowok]

me too

[@riannawalker5904]

Fr

[@sm1purplmurderedme583]

fr

[@cottonball9525]

A girl here, I don't really want a guy that is over 6 feet because that is just not really comfortabele for me (I'm not that tall myself and would just be annoying tbh). I don't know what's so important about height, being to tall is just inconvenient.

[@CertainSomebody]

I agree if either of us have to pop a squat to kiss the other then it’s probably not going to work out

[@bekcha4170]

Me too. I have a lot of friends who care about that, but personally for me it’s quite uncomfortable since I’m short myself

[@sm1purplmurderedme583]

fr

[@justasalamander2621]

I meannnnn I dated a short girl and I never minded. It was actually really cute having to get down to her level for her to boop me or kiss She was like 4'9 and I'm 6'1

[@insideAdirtyMind]

as a woman I can just say, that it is very important that a guy is 1,8288 m (6 ft) tall, every guy that is 1,8287 m will get rejected, farts...I mean facts

[@RNS_Aurelius]

Why do people think threatening a girl's friend is attractive?

[@Imokay304]

fing wierdos I would hate to be a women and try to figure out the good guys and then those...

[@harrymillar4193]

because it’s mate guarding. These ‘nice guys’ think that they own the girl and mate guard to prevent anyone else from getting involved. The problem is that this is the 21st century; physical altercations don’t appeal to 99% of women anymore =.=

[@aleximikkonen6586]

nice guys seem like the type to unironically listen to james marriott's music ngl

[@ittselli3245]

nice guys hate slow down

[@demonicdrop6682]

What’s wrong with James marriotts music?

[@Basicannoyingusername]

Grapes is good tho same with sleeping on trains

[@BeefIsCheese]

Alot of men don't seem to understand that the things they view as being unattractive to woman (short, chubby, small peen, nerdy, nice guy ect.) Are only unattractive to woman because of the way that men that have those attributes act about having them, not the fact that they have them (for example complaining that woman don't you want you because your short and then telling the woman that tell you that it doesn't effect attraction that they're lying, that's whats unattractive)

[@iambored5585]

I swear why is it that so many dudes literally think women are property and theirs to own, have extremely high standards, just in general treat women like shit, and then go on to complain how no one wants them. Like sir maybe if you looked at how you treat others and why you treat them that way you will find the reason as to why no women want to be around you lol. Obviously not all dudes are like this I’ve met some pretty cool ones but def every single guy in this video is.

[@jhonjonh6159]

Loving the grind George 💪

[@aislinnsaoirse8233]

Personally I always ensure someone's voting record before intercourse, it's a requirement

[@wolf1066]

1:57 - I play airsoft and paintball, too - but I don't put up pictures of me wearing my gear as profile pics on dating apps to pretend I'm some sort of "Alpha Male"... that'd be childish and silly.

[@skskskskskskskspamer161]

Great video watched it at 100x speed and was so good

[@lucienm4921]

Nice guys just think every woman should bow down to them and worship them 💀

[@wc1y]

ong

[@bekcha4170]

Like being a decent person isn’t literally the bare minimum

[@xeternalflowerx2000]

😂😂😂

[@untitled8290]

I love how Meme uploads on this channel just before I get home :) Thanks George!

[@tallemajas]

love watching these types of videos! especially relieving when i remember im a lesbian lmao. thanks for the laughs huge lad memeulous

[@salt6248]

same here lmao !!

[@h4sty493]

you've just got domestic abuse to worry about instead lol

[@pianopaeonia]

@@h4sty493??? how have you come to this conclusion? please explain

[@hajidle]

​@@pianopaeonialesbo abusers obviously

[@mztweety1374]

Okay here we go again. Just because you're nice doesn't mean she wants you just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants you... and don't take dating advice from Boomers or GenX for that matter ..it was a completely different time.

[@elias_xp95]

False. Don't take dating advice from millennials or GenZ they're both just awful. They will have you writing consent forms at midnight (hyperbole?)

[@mztweety1374]

@@elias_xp95 sometimes thats what it takes to make sure no problems pop up legal-wise in the future. Sad to say...

[@thebullet8078]

Better suggestion. Don't take dating advice from anyone as the vast majority of people (both men and women) seem to be just, really not good people. And do one simple trick that people who want to take advantage of you will hate. Stop caring.

[@andreasjans]

lets appreciate our big lad who is busy dating tons of women uploading this much.

[@kanatoe]

Me, no longer a woman bc that guy on tinder hasn't told me I am

[@WolfDragonDrink]

That actually assured me on being a trans man lol😩

[@losh330]

​@@WolfDragonDrinkit was also affirming for me as a trans woman! I hope your transition is going well!

[@b2trappy888]

Your second channel is such a source of comfort for me right now while I am mourning technoblades loss, thank you for uploading so much, gives me plenty to watch to take my mind off it. You have always been one of my favourite KZbinrs.

[@hajidle]

Bro thought he was mourning a Minecraft KZbinrs and that an autistic masked boy can fix it

[@slumpywumpy4166]

i’m 5’8 n my way of getting around the whole “height” bullshit is I just go for who I find attractive and if it doesnt work out it doesnt work out. wish these men went to therapy instead of reddit

[@gokuxsephiroth4505]

"-telling him to back off with my body language. Eventually, he did, and walked away from her." Am I the only one which thinks "Eventually" in this sentence means the dude barely noticed and walked off on his own accord, and OP chalked it up to a win? I mean, clearly the girl noticed, but I think if even OP admits he only walked off "eventually", then I honestly wonder if he was just called somewhere else

[@Tpopebosh]

I'm liking the regular uploads george good job

[@malx4206]

nice guys don't get to finish, full stop.

[@papermario5294]

yeah, nice guys don't get to finish alright. its not like they start in the first place.

[@snevving1879]

Short kings are great. Had a crush on a dude who was five foot once, and a dude who was 5’6

[@ovven2781]

Thank you for uploading this during work was getting really bored

[@teawitched]

loving these regular uploads

[@symonex5360]

4:30 Made me spit on my screen! LOL the way he read that was classic!

[@skye1235]

I once had a random lad on snap chat be like "you're gorgeous in your story let me know if you're ever in Birmingham so we can have some fun, I'll treat you right" fella this is why you are single. 🤣🤦‍♀️

[@PenelopeAlys]

Birmingham 🚩🚩🚩🚩

[@The_big_prooooo]

Thank you for the daily uploads giga chad memelous

[@sharna-leebrown3108]

Love your videos they make me smile and I thank you for that 🖤💛❤️. x

[@oliversherman2414]

I love your channel keep up the great stuff

[@manlikejcjc9364]

That ending was great😭😭😭😂

[@melissaroden1067]

round of applause for george’s fast uploads lately!!! 👏

[@footyeditz5313]

that tinder guy looked like my gta character

[@uwuzzzz]

Tbf getting called marvellous would be pretty nice, definitely beats the standard "you're so hot babe"

[@Jane-oz7pp]

1:33 nah, if I buy anyone meet and greets and they straight bail on me that's a dog move. She didnt owe him her interest, but that's still kinda fucked if you ask me.

[@blackest3314]

Thank you. what a shitty friend :/

[@xeternalflowerx2000]

These nice guys don’t get boundaries 😂😂😂 like they can’t just walk up to a random girl they’ve never had one conversation with and tell them they are cute and expect them to go out with them 😂😂

[@CluelessAce1265]

Look at these daily uploads we are spoiled

[@sporkafife]

The story at 5:10 kills me. He patiently sat in the friend zone waiting for his chance and for the girl to move on from being happy to sleeo around. Then when the miracle a million guys wish for actually happened: she wanted to move out of the friendzone and realised she was into the guy.... He fucked it up You had 1 chance guy. The fact the previously slept around, and didn't with you, importantly suggesting MAYBE IN THE FUTURE means she thought you were a good one

[@TheParklifeChoseMe]

friend zone doesn't exist.

[@slimeboy_64]

2:40 this is quite possibly the funniest thing i've ever seen from you

[@callumcampbell4746]

There's a difference between being nice and being kind.

[@chazzybara]

'nice guys are guys that are nice' -george memeulous

[@dylanmurphy9389]

girls like guys who mock these kinda guys, I have a good feeling because I like them too

[@shadow_-tf4yo]

The females, I love women really screams the cantona speech

[@spooky5020]

10:16 as an ex women (I'm trans) I can most def tell you being called "marvelous" makes me want to yeet myself into the sun.

[@riannawalker5904]

For like it's so out of touch 💀 who the hell says that

[@DaBawski]

How to know if someone is "trans", they usually will tell you all about it even when not a single person under the sun has asked.

[@thomaskelliher]

@@DaBawski ??? Not true?

[@DaBawski]

@@thomaskelliher wake up.

[@thomaskelliher]

@@DaBawski I'm apart of queer community, I know many folks who keep it to themselves.

[@hueyfreemansdad]

George is the nicest guy

[@the_toe_of_the_sasquatch_417]

I didn't hand my application to be a woman in on time so, guess I'm a lad now 🚹♂️

[@jodiemarie9901]

Every night i scroll through KZbin looking at what to watch and every night i just click on memeulous

[@emmad4308]

4:01 as a woman I hope I met absolutely none of them no thanks

[@rosiexx-rm4ld]

How do guys like this convince themselves that they aren’t the problem, the women are…

[@reefrunnerart]

The aggressive stance dude just makes me think of that Simpsons episode where Burns cockblocks Grandpa and then he goes "I'm gonna give him the frowning of a lifetime!!!"

[@crampatron3932]

This has never happened to an alpha male like George

[@TomMouat]

New vid clicked straight away!

[@Leeroy6572]

Georges mad laugh is worth subscription alone 😊🇬🇧

[@soloinsoho]

timbers: shivered

[@Ukraineaissance2014]

Actually the first girl was really , really rude, despite the creepy guys romantic intentions. If she had abandoned a female friend who bought the tickets like that intending to go together we would all be calling her scummy.

[@graceygrumble]

True. If someone pays for you to go somewhere, the idea that you bugger off after you have enjoyed their treat, in order to seek better company, is bloody awful! That bloke is still an AH for posting about it , though.

[@blackest3314]

Even if the guy didn't pay for tickets, it was clearly a planned night out between two friends. Ditching the other "friend" just because you want to fuck some random guy it's incredibly uncool. The paid tickets are just the salt on the wound.

[@RubyBlueUwU]

I’m inherently rather uncomfortable by grown men with jobs referring to a woman they’re interested in as “my crush” like they’re 12.

[@liittlemiissd]

To be honest what's actually wrong with that? What are you supposed to call her? Your item of interest? Crush sounds better.

[@iceman5436]

@@liittlemiissd just say you like her.

[@sakuraswife3403]

Dayum y’all are quick

[@TheRacingCactus]

2:41 his name is Ashton Ward and he's told me about this He's 19 btw

[@PlasmaUwU]

Okay but when I finish with a WR time that’s also a problem :(

[@firstname6769]

The fog approaches...

[@loosemustard]

Upload schedule has been crazy

[@HarleyKRathaway]

actually if someone called me marvellous i would drop trow IMMEDIATELY lol

[@jaydaone2282]

Mr beast legit has OG memeulous merch

[@megabutters9144]

There all "Nice Guys" aren't they? Lmao

[@i_love_garf8760]

These guys act like sitcom characters lmao

[@ultimate8222]

you have "nice" guys and you have good people that's how I like to refer to them

[@reubennewyorkknicks8191]

Hi George

[@bdogm412]

George is probably like the next Ted bundy

[@TheLobotomiser442]

‘I’ve been out with girls and I haven’t even told them I do KZbin’ shocker that

[@danielstocks9088]

Every Aita is the AH in this video

[@user-yf5du]

saddest part is that some of these guys could be fine if they didnt go all reddit style after the first message

[@prettyprincess4386]

This video just confirms how fragile men’s egos and masculinity are. 😂

[@andrewjennings7306]

I dont think my ego and masculinity are all that fragile.

[@justinchapman7632]

true

[@amalgarick405]

not everyone is like this what

[@maddygreenb]

@@andrewjennings7306 then the comment doesn’t apply to you, move on

[@andrewjennings7306]

@@maddygreenb i felt kind of offended at the generalization tho

[@mabus4910]

"One is not born a woman but becomes one", Simone de Beauvoir. "You THINK you are a woman because society tells you that you are", nice guy. He is not too far off, but I doubt that he means it in the same way.

[@TheParklifeChoseMe]

first one: children are girls, not women. this then also means, pdf elia is not ok, since you should be interested in women not girls. second one: you arent a woman if you dont (insert misogynistic standard)

[@Jane-oz7pp]

​@@TheParklifeChoseMe well, no, Simone was very much writing on the social grooming that turns us to the social role of woman, in the same context as one might discuss gender roles in other settings. She wasn't talking about paedophilia, she was talking about the question of what does "woman" mean in society as juxtaposed to the meaning of "man".

[@TheParklifeChoseMe]

@@Jane-oz7pp ok

[@KevinLuper99]

How do you be confident if you're not confident? Genuine question, it's not like you can fake it or force it. 😂

[@liamooks]

Need to do an AITA video, could be a good series

[@oliversherman2414]

"Nice guys" are the very definition of cringe

[@DarthLenaPlant]

So far I have only seen only really immature women say they like men that are taller than them and immature men who believe that. Like, if you're actually falling in love it really doesn't matter most of the time. This is mostly a really weird combination of expectations from the patriarchy but also plain statistics, like USUALLY men are indeed taller than women, but most of the time it doesn't really matter at all. Personality is way more important than looks for long-term relationships

[@pickomode4378]

Congratulations I watched this video while having a shit👍 approved

[@Deaconbluesy]

Yeah I've never understood the fascination with being over 6ft. I'm 5'4 and my ideal height for a guy is 5'6-5'9 and I guess everyone has preferences and lots of girls want taller guys but I don't understand it being SO specific to 6ft or taller and immediately ruling out anyone shorter than that. Like just cause I'd like my boyfriend to be around 5'8 doesn't mean I'm gonna tell the 6'1 guy to leave me alone because of his heigh smh. I knew a lot of guy friends who hadn't even reached full height yet and were so insecure about being under 6ft if was ridiculous.

[@katelynnvens6929]

I agree that height rlly doesn't matter that much, idk why there is such a big deal over it :((

[@tobiasmccallum9697]

This is properly funny

[@pandafflat8094]

Playing overwatch is a red flag and i even play it

[@AUTl5M]

yes george

[@PrettySuaveGuy2012]

Nice guys

[@Mindo15]

Yo buff man drop that workout regime we all tryna look like you

[@skaruts]

There's a big discrepancy between what women say they want, and what they actually end up going for. Doesn't matter much if you're short, tall, fat, slim, nice, jerk... Usually what matters is that you're funny or confident, or have some kind of stature (e.g., when I was young, all the kids with motorcycles had gfs). Always remember: the guy who approaches the girl, always has a better change than the guy who doesn't.

[@TheParklifeChoseMe]

you're a misogynist

[@Jane-oz7pp]

HyPeRgAmYyYyYyY

[@TheParklifeChoseMe]

"women don't know what they want" yes they do and it isn't you

[@skaruts]

@@TheParklifeChoseMe who are you replying to?

[@TheParklifeChoseMe]

@@skaruts you, obviously?

[@BENzoic-zj2do]

Bro that first one hurts bad man, he went too far but crap dude, especially if she knows he likes her and that it was a date

[@blackest3314]

Uhm we don't know if she knew about his feelings and that this was a date (probably no, since she behaved that way). Totally agree on her being a shitty friend/person thought. You don't ditch the people you go out with just to fuck a dude. Not cool.

[@WolfDoesGames]

I know it proprably is not a good place to ask but as a fellow British person starting a youtube channel, how do I go about promoting a channel or is more of a timed thing?

[@-ellie._.horn-]

Your hand in marriage? 💍