Nick Mullen on The Cabin Podcasts & Being Sober | The Jordan Jensen Show

[@circamagic]

i literally bought a beer after 4 months, had it open, clicked on this vid, watched it, and poured the thing out. slippery frickin slope. thanks for the unintentional support

[@89joshuadavies]

Nice.

[@ClibanariusJJ]

props.

[@shanekimberlin]

Good job.

[@IncredibleIceCastle]

This is huge dude no joke.

[@rorschach221]

This has happened to me a few different times. It’s funny, sometimes just the act of purchasing booze soothes me because it’s step one of the coping mechanism ritual.

[@Mark-jr6ld]

Adam was always saying "Let's call a guy" because he's a teen girl at a sleepover.

[@dobfeldman5026]

That’s such an unexpected connection well done

[@HenryBits124]

That is true

[@Nacimissimo]

Adam’s TRT is worth every penny

[@mattposky2892]

He seems cooler (liquid smoother maybe) but far less attractive.

[@AustinStephan]

Tit replacement therapy?

[@68able2]

hes my bussy

[@TF-iz4my]

*HRT

[@untitledperson1776]

It’s funny to think Adam is the actual bad influence of the group lol

[@Ray_D_Tutto]

Being Nick's coke guy is 70% of the reason they became friends.

[@matthiasthulman4058]

I mean, when you think about it... It sorta checks out

[@68able2]

adam is the worst morally stav is the worst egotistically and nick is the worst alone

[@njmcfreak]

You can tell Adam is the type of person that would ask you to do bad shit and if you get caught he’d be the first to say that you were doing it alone. Maybe not now, but in a different universe for sure

[@matthiasthulman4058]

@@njmcfreak The song of his people.

[@Old-ded-memes]

Jordan Jensen is what you get when you fuse Adam and Nick together

[@Juck_The_Fews]

Yeah, more testosterone than them combined

[@TheLegPumpkin]

The way you phrased that I am just picturing Nick and Adam stuck together like dogs humping in the cold and getting stuck.

[@jimsonjohnson3761]

I bet she could suck a mean D

[@fanda6122]

big titty amber is the og tho

[@jugo1944]

Yeah, cool Adam

[@Trisket]

The cabin episodes were great, Wallace and Grommet, Adam waking up during the second ad read, and of course go-

[@frankstallone9121]

The last batch of them was horrible. They ran out of shit to say/riff about maybe 3 episodes into a 20+ episode block of them, so there were months of absolute garbage pods.

[@Garrett1240]

What are the cabin episodes

[@Fabian080690]

Never forget the cheese f****t

[@telophasemusic]

Was the cabin Era when they also did the Forrest Gump riff?

[@muto4330]

I think the Eric Clapton bit was also a cabin bit

[@MagicCatfish]

Keep it going Nick, proud of you.

[@SheeshYouGuys.]

Jordan is the greatest guest on the show. She needs to be on here way more often.

[@zacharyfarley1727]

I’d love to have Jordan be the third chair on TAFS.

[@ozzy5480]

or just replace Adam

[@texboyporsche944]

There needs to be more than one comedian on the podcast. This was great actually having a second comedian to keep the conversation going. Adam is not a comic. Nick will tell jokes and all we hear is Adam's laugh followed by "yeah". At first I thought it was a joke. But so many months have gone by with Nick basically talking to himself. Adam can stay to keep up their friendship. But please have another comic on the podcast.

[@mikehawk9784]

Absolutely not. She’s too low energy, jaded, monotone like Nick. Tired of the “Nirvana backstage” vibe. We didn’t have it in all in C*mtown.

[@Topgorilla_]

@@mikehawk9784Jordan is cool. But if you’re looking for dynamic relationships just wait to watch till they have guests on. It’s nice with these episodes having something laid back and real.

[@matthewburke714]

@@texboyporsche944 ok I agree the bug is becoming a detriment to these pod segments without the fat man around to mediate, but saying he's "not a comic" is a little insulting. I've seen both Nick and Adam do their hours live - as well as Stav's on KZbin - and tbh Adam's is the best of the three. he's such an unrepentant asshole on stage that it becomes immediately obvious that his whole aw shucks whipping boy persona is a front. tbh getting dunked on for the sake of our entertainment is kinda admirable. also i'm extremely gay.

[@wisterV]

Jordan with a very apt description of coked up women holding you hostage in a conversation with the snake biting it’s tail.

[@horrido862]

i’ve heard it called “the coke hold”

[@SpliffMan5000]

The fact that TAFS Patreon still has every old Cumtown episode available for base-level subscribers is a perfect example of knowing where your bread gets buttered.

[@tonypizzaioli]

Saying you’re sober while blowing lines is like saying you have a career while selling life insurance

[@antonlifer4449]

Well you gotta look at it like this..... His major addiction was alcohol and he quit that because it was fng his life up. From my understanding and what I have gathered from being a listener he sounds like he doesn't do blow all day every day and physically and mentally needs it every day of his life. When he is talking about being sober I think he just means off booze. This is all opinion btw.

[@BarrackObamna]

@@antonlifer4449 needing an emotional crutch(drugs) is inherently not sober

[@antonlifer4449]

@@BarrackObamna he's specifically talking about being sober from booze. Maybe a little reading comprehension could help you adult retard.

[@Moloch0Plus-996]

You must have autism to not understand this.

[@mikehawk9784]

He’s not addicted to coke, but he was addicted to alcohol. So now that he’s off alcohol, he’s sober. Pretty simple.

[@SemmBall]

Adam bringing the coke just seems insane lmao

[@89joshuadavies]

His little cousin hooks him up via snapchat

[@Garrett1240]

You know his haggling skills are A1

[@IncredibleIceCastle]

He’s got a connection who sells it for a very fair price, extremely reasonable

[@palchristianandersen9086]

He's the rich kid of the group. Of course he's bringing the coke.

[@SemmBall]

@@palchristianandersen9086 He only thinks of others… So humble

[@RileyRobertson-oi4fo]

Totally relate to what Jordan says about the despair between bumps/lines and feeling an incredible fear of ever running out. Coming up on six months sober feels good

[@crackthefoundation_]

that's why i bought chinee amph variants on the internet. buying coke irl is a nightmare also 2-FMA is better than actual pure meth. The more you know. I recently stopped drinking every day and I don't do that shit either anymore so stay in school kids

[@AlexanderRobichaud]

My 2 absolute favorite comedians and they're having a seriously vulnerable conversation, really love these folks.

[@TheCrusher72]

Dang Nick and Jordan dropping real talk

[@GriffinDuyThespian]

You can hear the mental chess Nicky is playing with himself in his mind, I've been there. You've had some fun kid, it's all gooch.

[@Luschan]

“You can hear… Nicky… playing with himself. I’ve… had some fun kid… gooch.” -@griffinduy3041

[@GriffinDuyThespian]

@@Luschan that's exactly right Lucas

[@IncredibleIceCastle]

@@GriffinDuyThespiankiss me

[@autisticwolf3409]

Love this exchange

[@GriffinDuyThespian]

@@autisticwolf3409 69 likes

[@Blortoblorto]

If you enjoy this content, try a meeting. It’s like you’re in the room with them, it rocks.

[@njmcfreak]

Yes but no. That shit gets ghey quick

[@crackthefoundation_]

I'm seconding this. The Zoom ones too. catch me in 5D

[@kylotwisto7721]

One day i promise I'll stop drinking. You guys really help me through the struggle. Love

[@itmightgetdark]

no better time than the present my dude!

[@orinthorax]

pour it all out and start today brother

[@puccimane1017]

You gotta do something really regrettable/embarrassing that you can blame on the drank. Then you’ll never wanna touch it again

[@itmightgetdark]

@@puccimane1017 or just quit before or gets to that....

[@LarryGoggins000]

@@puccimane1017I love this. Def made me quit for a year after I broke my hand stumbling home from the bar one night. Crazy thing is I didn’t even know how bad it was til the next morning 😂 woke up, hand all purple and shit

[@Deadman1000]

I like listening to the cabin tapes because you can audibly hear Nick snorting a rail

[@nateetan8911]

Audibly hearing is my favorite type of hearing

[@TehMr]

@@nateetan8911you have gay hearing

[@Deadman1000]

​@@nateetan8911settle down, ok?

[@Derek_Keenan]

@@nateetan8911fucking WRECKED him dude!! ch-CH-BOOM

[@boybleu1023]

The show/podcast always improves when Nick is taking care of himself

[@jsahkljdhkashvbosild]

Boy were you proven wrong. Time to scheme ways to swap out nicks la Croix with bud light seltzers

[@socalkylex]

One thing I’ve learned from my time with meth is that when somebody says “Iv’e been sober for like 3 months” they are high right now. I’m sure it’s different when you say like 4 months though

[@MrSharkman19]

nick being optimistic is a strange change of pace

[@LarryHotd0gss]

Nick, you know she’s the one.

[@JoseCruz-dm6ew]

Nick "nose candy" Mullen, a comedian.

[@untitledperson1776]

I like the term “booger sugar” cause it rhymes and I’m retarded enough to like that type of shit.

[@anametoolongforittoactuall2362]

More like Nick “Eye Candy” Mullen, amiright boys?

[@JoseCruz-dm6ew]

@@anametoolongforittoactuall2362 hell yea...

[@Derek_Keenan]

"i only really did drugs the second year of covid." -Nick Mullen, sincerely

[@WesleyB-Rook]

Man do I relate to nick’s sadness at remembering how much fun you used to feel with substances and then feeling like you’re boring to yourself and others without.

[@scrums4748]

I think it’s the opposite. Sounded like he was disillusioned with what his past self thought was fun.

[@heyitsmort7744]

I don’t think that was his point. Pretty sure he was saying that he retroactively feels dumb for having considered that stuff to be “having fun”

[@WesleyB-Rook]

Not trying to be a stuck up dick with this next question, but have you guys ever gone through an addiction and then become completely sober? I did it with multiple substances and dated someone who was doing all of them. I didn’t feel sorry for them I felt like I was being the boring one. I think there’s more meaning behind him saying “it’s depressing to think about”. Because he also says just prior to that how much fun it was. I think he’s depressed about the status quo he has achieved. He’s always been someone who is discontent. I think he’s sad he can’t enjoy things that should be fun like everyone else. He has a disposition that will ruin his life. Sobriety doesn’t mean happiness. It means equilibrium for stability. But he still craves fun and hasn’t been able to find it. That’s why “yoga” is said slightly sarcastically. “At least I have yoga”. Trust me, SOME of us (not all) we do sobriety to stay healthy, safe and from total destruction. But it doesn’t automatically mean happiness.

[@zangl2955]

I was depressed as a guy with a job and a girlfriend but goddamn i had no idea how bad it could get. Drugs just make you lonelier.

[@WesleyB-Rook]

@@zangl2955 yeah I’ve been there too brother. I had a fiance, a house, a good job and a kid at 22. Was horribly depressed at my mundane, boring life. I’ve also been addicted and ruined my life more than once and rebuilt it again. Also depressing. Unless we feel like we are fulfilling our purpose in life and building something to remember than we will never be happy.

[@andresmandujano5800]

I like how low key nice all of nick’s clothes are, always clean too like not even a wrinkle. He acts like he doesn’t care but cmon😂

[@GeoffreyBronson]

he's a millionaire

[@noklarok]

liking dudes' clothes is gay

[@Derek_Keenan]

he gets his clothes at target bro

[@scoleosis]

He’s gay

[@specialknees6798]

@@GeoffreyBronsondoes money iron your clothes for you

[@timm8220]

They really need to go back to handheld mics for the podcast. There's a different energy when they can hold the mic.

[@brentyoung2965]

now i see why the early tafs were so great, nicks brains were scambled

[@christopherfoy6668]

"i woukd do coke and go bowling for hours " "That's weird.." "I know."

[@ishmael802]

Hopefully Nick stays sober and gives his heart a break

[@stevelibby6852]

Nick on cocaine: More than twice a week is a problem. Duly noted. Also, I am gay.

[@motorcycleboy9000]

More than twice a week is a sign of financial prosperity.

[@jugo1944]

I do a little in the morning every day. Just like a bump tho. Because I hate my job and can't get up

[@trentenmontesino7017]

@@jugo1944ah jeez man. Please don’t. There’s better methods. You just be used to it, but I did that during snow removal once and thought I was gonna have a heart attack. Look at it as a problem if your doing it like that daily. It’s a problem, you’ll get better man!

[@Mars_junior]

@@jugo1944 Get over yourself. Defeatist ass attitude.

[@jugo1944]

@@trentenmontesino7017 I don't do enough to get that feeling. If I do two bumps, yeah, but one it just kind of wakes me up

[@shaan702]

Ngl, this conversation gave me some cravings…..

[@robvarley3091]

Same here I get more in my head about wanting to do coke when hearing other people talk about it in any compacity

[@Oceanmachine27]

Should we call a guy?

[@BeyondBlueBallsPodcast]

Got a beer ad in the middle of this haha

[@njmcfreak]

Damn I wish Nick opened up at 5:23. Was it Stav? Was he sad he realized he’s getting older? Did he realize he wasn’t gay?

[@AliceYobby]

Yeah I’m 2 years sober and definitely feel like 24 months is like “I’m out of it!” The idea of being 9 years clean and one day just being like “hey I guess I’ll do an opiate now” seems crazy, but I guess that’s what makes alcohol even harder to stay clean off of. For me if I changed my life around I probably never encounter my drug of choice, for an alcoholic you can become as “normal” as possible and alcohol will still be around and seen as normal.

[@iunnox666]

Drugs are normal. Fucking your life up with them isn't.

[@hannibalstrausskahn4033]

Not gonna lie tho, those episodes where nick would do lines during the were great.

[@willloman812]

I appreciate this discussion.

[@kurtishaake4748]

As someone who’s always had a problem with drinking and abuse. This is so nice to hear the consumption point he made really hit home for me. I love this show so much and have so much respect for the guys. I’m gay and I love men.

[@Thomas-w3r1b]

Definitely relate to Jordan’s experience. Come down is just brutal

[@Brazen1234]

im all for this under the cuff if you know you know cocaine vibe.

[@Aaron-xo7px]

They make a good pair

This is pretty insightful.

[@WickerMahn]

Proud of you, Mulldog. And by the way, I'm gay.

[@devinplayseverything3764]

Just thought you ought to know

[@mattposky2892]

"I have an idea. Let's not shower and be dirtbags on the pod."

[@nathang.1561]

All those times Nick lashed out at Cool Adam... it was resentment over getting him hooked on druuuuuggsss

[@bigpictureguys8415]

Sobriety stolen valor 😂. Abstinence & sobriety are two different words for a reason.

[@nathang.1561]

jordan's description of women's monstrous conversational tactics is excellent

[@notgayming5190]

Jordan Jensen is great

[@jazzfeline5970]

One of the funniest and coolest female comedians. Maybe because she's a Tom boy and I'm gay.

[@Savagefred]

That's what I've said about myself, a problem with consumption. I cook something that's 4 portions? I'm gonna try and eat it all lol. Bag of coke? It'll go bad if I leave it till the morning!

[@jjtheslayer69]

they are too quiet or my computer just has shitty speakers or both

[@MatthiasDundee]

That’s golf⛳️

[@Mushr88mBreW]

And ur gay

[@texboyporsche944]

Their audio has been poor. I have to turn up the volume all the way in my car just to hear them. Most of the time Nick's mic is lower than the other mic.

[@michaela8194]

I love watching Nick or anyone proclaim their sobriety and then hit a vape pen, lol.

[@thebluedan]

Ad for gin during this clip haha

[@TheLegPumpkin]

Jordan looks like a coke dealer you'd see sitting alone in the corner of a sketchy party here. It's apt.

[@CONGTHEGUERILLA]

Where you live that got tall Caucasian female dealers im tryna book a flight 😅

[@Jonjzi]

Are Nick and Jordan in love? I hope so.

[@philiptaylor8223]

Hell yeah dude

[@SacredNutrino]

Don't know who she is but she's cool af

[@d3AdLyf3]

I got into a fight witn my dad today , i was drinking, he came at me but i would have deescalated if i wasnt drinking, im pouring the rest out. Thanks nick.

[@georgechernoff4433]

At 00:58 nick looks attentive for the first on the show

[@Nibtarr]

What happened to that other girl? She was much prettier and had a cuter voice

[@timothy790110]

why are the mic levels so different? whos in charge here?

[@scaredzigger]

Had 7 years sober. Started drinking. Lost everything. Trying cocaine soon

[@ihateallthethings2683]

Coke is gay dude. Save you money and get an adderall prescription

[@vhscopyofseinfeld]

@@ihateallthethings2683let me know how that turns out you for 5 years from now. Here’s a tip: stay away from stims, kids.

[@fatchicken518]

Jordan is one of the bros

[@boognish89]

THE FACT THAT MY FAVORITE CUMBOIZ WENT TO WESTERN FUCKING MASSACHUSETTS TO BOND WARMS MY FRIDGEDGE NORTH EASTERN HEART

[@Smoof29]

damn 2021 was my random coke resurgence year as well lol

[@sirman6356]

Five days sober after 8 straight years of booze/drugs, feels good

[@coreyjma]

Did Adam grow his hair out?

[@patrickyoung2815]

Adam da 🧢 no 🐐

[@jmgallo7434]

I get it. I have a coke problem currently. It's getting hard

[@bonesthegod585]

ahhh remincing on the good old days

[@drewa6891]

6 months now...right Nick? You can do it.

[@MiguelGonzalez-vz6qi]

These were the first Episodes that I watched when they were released, it was the beginning of covid and I was beginning to hear these on the regular.

[@Peekul1]

Take the 12 steps and change your life forever. Most people can't commit to such a simple program because they feel they are too unique.

[@Gush27]

I’ve been in the exact situation she’s describing lmao. To a T. Could not leave

[@AlecBurriss]

cool Adam strikes again

[@jokerfish8317]

I almost killed myself yesterday because i was too drunk. I'm now quitting alcohol and marijuana. I hope i can be sober just like my gay hero, Nick Mullen.

[@michaelbarczynski2809]

Keep Going!

[@Derek_whipple]

Her snake bit was pretty good.

[@victimizer639]

Sobriety is cool

[@severalwolves]

about 5-6 years ago when me and my heroin friends started dabbling with sobriety (at least, those of us who were still alive), we’d begrudgingly call it “gay sober” haha “hey man you wanna go score a bundle?” “nah, I’m gay sober”

[@ShawnL3113]

Love you Nick

[@hilly5488]

Omg please balance the audio

[@donflo3]

If Nick shaved his mustache, they’re twins.

[@Dippedwithsweet]

“A lot of things”

[@Evs78101]

What episodes in particular is he talking about

[@hazeofthegreensmoke505]

The cabin podcasts were ideal

[@bloodeagle6458]

I'm seeing double 2 Jordan's

[@scpmarine]

"I'm basically cocaine Jesus..." - Nick Mullen

[@crackthefoundation_]

Where was this legendary cabin? I live in rural western ma

[@Evs78101]

I miss coked up Nick. So many classic rants

[@jakecosden8311]

did an intern do the sound mixing?

[@fanda6122]

literally they were ripping lines on the podcast in 2018 nick doing revisionist history on his own life

[@unhhgcrxexhjvuvujchcrzwzwz7956]

Hmm

[@Acid_Assassin]

No shit. He admits this in the clip. How the fuck do so many people just not listen? It's insane how many people think they have some valuable piece of information that is literally broadcast online for the world to see.

[@fanda6122]

@@Acid_Assassin the cabin trips were just before and just after covid not 2016-2018 when the podcast started

[@Acid_Assassin]

@@fanda6122 those aren't the only times they did it. He says in this very video that they did it on and off for years, but it never really got bad until 2021. He has said that he can't even deny using it without people calling him an addict, and ultimately not believing what he says. This proves him correct.

[@fanda6122]

@@Acid_Assassin im aware he was a full fledged addict and like any addict tries to minimize here, i don't buy the "on/off" bullshit lol every function they attended was a cornball bushwick event with cocaine involved. parties, comedy shows etc. if youve ever lived in a city like philly or ny you know art hoe adjacent types cant get enough of the stuff. he even used to say how luis hated him until they did blow together at the stand then they became close friends that was like 2015-2016.

[@christianrokicki]

For real talk here.

[@queeg0000]

i dont understand how nick can claim to not want to be a self help/mental health guy and then has probably hours of him talking about being sober and/or hating his drug use

[@sabitron123]

his blog is oddly helpful whenever i’m feeling weird in my head. he really is a self help guy deep down

[@kfadness]

​@@sabitron123what is the blog?

[@joemorton8009]

Yeah, because being mentally ill can make you contradict yourself. If you're not right in the head, it's hard to have consistent opinions

[@th.monroe]

Jordan is awesome

[@buzinaocara]

If you add up all the periods Nick said he's been sober for they total up to twice his age.

[@vhscopyofseinfeld]

Addiction is a fucking nightmare.

[@snooopledinkeroo]

The Cokevid 19 epidemic ruined my body and my life

[@wayneadams9102]

i have the same thing.. i can't have just one beer.. 1 cigarette a day.. or a hand full of chips.. I go ham on anything that's bad for you.

[@BIacklce]

im not addicted to drinking, Im addicted to having a good time.

[@LetsSmokePodcast]

There should be support groups for people that have fallen prey to coked out white girls cornering them as their never ending life story rambles on (much like this sentence) for hours as the sun rises through the window of a half bathroom, hoping she’ll put out before the bag is empty. (Spoiler alert: she never does)

[@chmod0644]

Love ya, Nick

[@kylemarkloff4451]

Is this permanent?

[@nicolasvidal92]

Adam is in Greece on vacation right now