Nick Offerman Considers His 'Survivor' Strategy

[@Krypton_Risen]

Nick’s laugh cures my depression

[@LikeTheBuffalo]

My favourite is when he laughs during his own standup specials. He's his own best audience and I'm not even mad about it.

[@jauipop]

Agreed.

[@1rickopotamus]

Kemal Beyaztas he cures my hepatitis

[@nullunit]

Nick's laugh cures my heterosexuality. Love that dude.

[@darenpaz4264]

your depression helps my depression

[@deepikasundar4875]

All masculinity and then that giggle 😊

[@bananaz572171]

Deepika Sundar the giggle increases it!

[@davidsauro1793]

Yeah, secure, progressive masculinity like Nick ftw. Hes the antithesis of insecure, blustery toxic masculinity

[@WhatKindOfNameNow]

He's a manly man with the cutest laugh ever.

[@PyroNinja713]

Not to mention the way they both crossed their legs at the end. lol

[@kpepperl319]

That's why Nick is perfect

[@ClownScreams]

He and Terry Crews have a lot to teach us about being better men.

[@whoawtf7419]

I can totally see why you made that comparison.

[@Makawav]

Oh wow. I was just thinking that Nick is probably my favorite male celebrity, but you made me realize that spot is meant for two. I wonder what it would be like to see them both in the same room. Though equally fantastic guys, they have wildly different energy.

[@LazyProphet42]

I smell a sitcom!

[@Wouter2312]

Parks and rec - Brooklyn nine nine crossover. Think about it, it's totally possible now: both owned by NBC, and Michael Shur is one of the creators of both shows.

[@JS-ri8qc]

"Leslie and the Parks gang go to NYC to support Andy because NBC picks up 'The Johnny Karate Super Awesome Musical Explosion Show'"... I can picture it now

[@Antifrost]

I could legitimately listen to Nick Offerman talk about anything and it would be the most interesting thing in the world.

[@usazar]

Antifrost ditto, you know he has read books for audible, right? Highly recommended

[@sosayweall_jpg]

100 emoji x100

[@DarthGardens]

That's not Ron Swanson... That's *Duke silver*

[@evaberlin]

I'm so confused. How can one be so raw and elegant at the same time??

[@RegstarRogstar]

maybe if we start talking slower well get there too

[@lavrentivs9891]

Google MMA-fighter Simon Sköld

[@ncooty]

I like that he actually started to critique the construction of the bench... and then Colbert seemed to think, "Oh, shit."

[@bobrobert6277]

ya i mean the thing is wobbling from side to side

[@juliusno7635]

That bench was an insult to Nick Offerman.

[@Straddock]

Sam Beckwith bearing in mind it was put together by first time carpenters,I think it made a good account of itself. It must also be hugely flattering to know you were the direct inspiration for people to try their hand at your craft.

[@colinberry2991]

Looks like a kit...

[@rndthought]

Yes! Where can I pick up a set of those brackets!?!?

[@nitroprime9714]

this man is truely a gift....

[@kayT101]

Nick Offerman just seems like such a gentleman. Great shout out to carpentry as well, I'm a carpenter myself. =)

[@greent16]

Kat T Do you have a site?

[@kayT101]

Strawman Arnie No

[@marlinbundo2409]

I am 3% carpenter, my hats off to an extremely underappreciated, difficult, expensive profession/hobby that I have only begun to dabble in.

[@oneopinion6806]

Carpentry is one of those things everyone is guilty of thinking "slapping wood together, how hard could it be?" and then they wonder why their attempts look like a Picasso with exposed screws. I respect all tradesmen, doesn't stop me from trying though!

[@drakoinx]

Jesse was an alcholic carpenter, if life has taught me somthing booz and hard labour are two of the greatest combos.

[@Sindollx666x]

I love Nick Offerman, he's like the cool uncle with interesting stories who can always always make you giggle.

[@macderobo]

Finding out that Nick Offerman loves Survivor is the greatest news I could have gotten today.

[@brendancolliander4438]

There's only one thing I hate more than lying... Skim milk. which is water that's lying about being milk. Ron Swanson.

[@caronstout354]

Skim milk is just milk Kool-Aid...

[@southsiren]

Nick Offerman has the best giggles in the world.

[@MrTechselect]

when Nick giggles, little angels get their wings... they also get a full beard.

[@bwhite220]

As a straight man, I can confidently say that Mr. Offerman is in my top 5 list of humans I'd leave my wife for.

[@elidames6889]

As long as Aquaman is on this list, we good bro

[@jaygroomes1357]

Brandon White I don’t think he would be down

[@kadeloblack4774]

Eli Dames he is not on that list lol no one wants him in a list

[@stgeorge5862]

Or leave to your wife

[@ma2443]

@@stgeorge5862 oof

[@KingKhanAbz]

Nick's lovely girly laugh at 0:37 😂

[@bananaz572171]

OfficialKingKhanAbz Gotta love the laugh xD

[@wafflemaker6590]

I love his pure little laugh

[@melmel4712]

I love his giggle

[@cybertree]

I know right?! And coming from a manly dude like Nick is just amazing. I think he might ACTUALLY be Ron Swanson lmao.

[@sosayweall_jpg]

I feel like we as a society aren't using Nick Offerman's laugh enough. There's curative properties there.

[@globalwarmhugs7741]

Offerman is always a delight to behold.

[@erickoontz6835]

Offerman looks GREAT in that three-piece suit!

[@jroache._]

Correction he looks great in any suit

[@akki015]

9:31 the way both their legs synchronised when they sat on the bench is so oddly satisfying.

[@TheToneBender]

Bench looks nice. The thing where it turns into a semi-picnic table is dope. But it's wobbly and bends in the middle. 7/10

[@maryrosekent8223]

Ricky 5/10: It looks so cheap next to the loveliness of NO’s stuff.

[@lavrentivs9891]

Those plastic parts will probably not last long and end up in a landfill somewhere, unlike wood or metal which both lasts longer and can be reused or recycled.

[@whiskeySe7en]

This guy is a legend

[@Ben-rz9cf]

He and his wife were both hilarious in childrens hospital. The greatest medical drama series to ever air on television.

[@Tonyhouse1168]

I’m partial to Medical Police myself..

[@ericmason1285]

This just made me smile the whole time I watched it. Love this guy!

[@MarquesLKing]

Such a wonderfully robust and entertaining man

[@rockmusicfan9278]

Nick offerman is just so cool.

[@anaccount9929]

If it was just Nick Offerman as guest forever, I would watch every Goddamn episode.

[@caronstout354]

Or just Friday night's so Colbert could end the week with a bang!

[@banbasafro]

nick offerman thoroughly charmed me in this ive never seen such a sweet distinguished man like wtf is this? hes a perfect man. his wife is a lucky (and beautiful, and funny, and smart) woman

[@therock343]

I just finished Parks and Rec. Great show. I can't believe he is married to Tammy in real life...

[@HyliansPower]

therock343 the actress who plays Tammy is an absolute goddess. She’s the ultimate sweetheart yet knows how to act batshit crazy and it’s just amazing

[@Supadawg1000]

That bitch...

[@courtneylawn5347]

Not to nitpick but... Tammy II....

[@TheBasher-_-]

Hahaha. Yeah. And it's funny. I never finish the show I just watch it over and over for the past ....5 years I think

[@parmesean_]

@Jack Bauman OK FINE I DID

[@divinecommerce6760]

Nick's James-Dean-Meets-Teddy-Bear vibe is a priceless blessing to this world 💚🙏

[@nandakumar2854]

Manliest Teddy bear alive

[@acopernic]

A genuine pleasure this interview. No offense, no political reference (subtle). Perfect.

[@transporterIII]

Ron Swanson is a proud Libertarian.

[@SamCarvajal]

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[@ianmcnabb8559]

Johnathan Myers and Nick Offerman is a hardcore liberal

[@QuantumBraced]

That Ikea bench is an absolute affront to professional woodworking, but Nick Offerman was a gentleman and didn't say anything bad about it.

[@Sinfaroth]

I just love him. How angry and sceptical he expression is while talking about how much he and his wife like survivor. ^^

[@rodgebone]

how can you NOT like Nick Offerman? a mid westerner with a lot of talent but self contained. he represents middle America with class but reservation. very talented and always a joy to watch. and he makes nice tables - id buy one!

[@stephmaccormick3195]

I seriously can't tell when he's joking and when he is serious.

[@3oeproductions698]

Nuance is a lost art. This is a true renaissance man.

[@LastbutNotFirst]

he's never serious. thats why he's so great. he throws in serious statements to fool you into believing he's serious..

[@vianeyboruel504]

Steph MacCormick he was serious about his dancing and his backstory.

[@amyelizabeth529]

Part of his genius! 😊

[@madnessbydesignVria]

I don't know how people live without tools. I suck at using them, but I still have them...

[@amazing_bastard]

i don't have any and i so envy those who do...

[@madnessbydesignVria]

A former boss told me once that he didn't have any tools at his house. How could I take orders from such a man...?

[@madnessbydesignVria]

Polina Turik, You can get decent tools pretty cheap. Even basics like a hammer and screwdrivers can be life savers...

[@abigailofdarkness]

That's crazy. If I don't have a tool it's just an excuse to go to the hardware store.

[@solarnaut]

when you can suck your tool, the world is your oyster.

[@MoreAmerican]

Respect the wood. Use a coaster. Have you seen the Curb Your Enthusiasm where he ends up getting divorced because his wife didn’t respect the wood?

[@ronindebeatrice]

MoreAmerican I'm fairly certain that's the cause of all divorce mate.

[@MoreAmerican]

ronindebeatrice 😉

[@pcbassoon3892]

I thought they got divorced because she called him when she thought her plane was crashing and he hung up on her because the cable guy was there?

[@gracelorette7545]

MoreAmerican v

[@mcrazza]

Nick Offerman for President 2020.

[@jamesestrada6322]

7:06 my heart was full after that hearty chuckle

[@StewChicken42]

MANLIEST MAN, with goofiest laugh of all time :> ♥

[@brienneoffriggintarth5510]

Blak perfect combination!

[@StewChicken42]

Yes :> I also like your name xD

[@brienneoffriggintarth5510]

Blak Thanks. I'm rooting for season 8 for this love story to happen. Fingers crossed! ;-)

[@FourrierTransform]

@@brienneoffriggintarth5510 Oh dear...

[@brienneoffriggintarth5510]

@@FourrierTransform I know, right! My name used to be "Jaime loves Brienne"... :-D

[@StewChicken42]

"We're not a band. I LIKE IT" Hahahaha ♥ Nice: bench sittin', 4 brown shoes and an Autobot/Decepticon for a table.

[@shortmocha850]

His chuckle is everything

[@Rob_Gibson]

"It keeps the juices in." I love wearing vests. That's hysterical.

[@feebeedoc78]

I could listen to Mr Offerman for hours.

[@robins5828]

"We're Not a Band" might be the greatest band name ever.

[@FAFRO]

Really wish I could’ve been raised by this guy.

[@coopquitetired]

A charming laughter.

[@User-jd1hx]

9:33 lol at both of them cross their legs simultaneously

[@ginaheller333]

He is just frickin awesome!

[@eljaysmiley]

As a huge fan of you both, AND the daughter of a Virgo born Union carpenter I got a kick out of this one!💗🔨🛠

[@sanjayraju988]

He looks like Sir Davos Seaworth.

[@rosehoney9094]

onion knight

[@whatiwasgoingtosay]

OMG, that giggle. He is the perfect man.

[@carlaeatsplants2149]

that chuckle

[@eduardoarmenta9232]

Definitely, the manliest man ever..... Glorious!!

[@kornfreak78]

Offerman is awesome. Great guy.

[@JohnnyForgotten311]

Man, that's a great segment. I really like Nick Offerman.

[@brunafeu]

Nick’s laugh is so glorious

[@Furrylittleproblem12]

I love Nick Offerman with all my heart

[@ostfreeze83]

i don't know why but i just love nick offerman..... he is pretty much the manliest man ever.... #nohomo

[@GLOmorous22]

I hope my man will be just like him. So loving and respectful of his wife, gorgeous manly man

[@vianeyboruel504]

I adore this man

[@zinazees]

I love Nick, he's amazing.

[@nomansland5113]

lovely man, God bless him

[@Iproductions0]

An ad for his new movie came up before this video. As soon as i see this movie i can die happy

[@madcat4881]

"We're not a band" "We're not a band?... I like it" GOLD

[@nicholasbroadhead2335]

If there ever is a celebrity Survivor, Nick Offerman needs to be on it.

[@derstroyerful]

Nick on survivor would be incredible. The stuff he would make for the tribe would be epic.

[@Pyrofour]

9:33 that synchronized leg cross

[@ShivenderDahiya]

RON SWANSON

[@cybertree]

I think Nick is ACTUALLY Ron Swanson in real life LMAO

[@drakoinx]

Nick Offerman is Is a treasure. I'm an identical person god I wish great up with a dad, let alone one like this.

[@ahmedibrahim7885]

I wanna chill out like this dude does while talking

[@SharkLoverNY]

I absolutely adore his laugh 😂❤️

[@mytexasdays1526]

I want that bench. Saw one like that at Sam's Club in California late 90's. Very clever idea.

[@catlinkerswell3696]

Nick is fucking awesome. This guy inspired me to pursue carpentry as well as just stop procrastinating. He's got this solid aura, Its fucking righteous. I love it.

[@BradGryphonn]

That was quite an enjoyable interview.

[@Jayeeyee]

His beard is a National Treasure.

[@nix2747]

I'm super attracted to Nick Offerman and that surprises me since I'm usually not into excessive facial hair. Hmmm, something to consider with my future dating candidates.

[@matthewsilva5598]

Great person! Nick is a cool dude

[@RadMad789]

Thanks Nick Offerman for making me smile after hearing the sad news about Anthony B.

[@TheOneWhoMightBe]

"We're Not A Band." My gf sometimes plays in a band called "Rough As Guts", so it works for me. :)

[@helpAHHHH]

You should have that table there always.

[@anthonywhelan5419]

I discovered Ron Swanson this year after I binge watched Parks and Recreation. He's hilarious. What a great actor. I haven't liked an actor as much since Peter Falk and Dan Blocker.

[@syzvvn]

Oh my God, he IS Ron Swanson!

[@aeon9311]

He is the definition of manhood.

[@paulspencer2542]

A Dose of Nick can cheer ANYONE up!

[@Churro_Flaminguez]

Nick gives off some serious "man's man" vibes, but like all true men he does it effortlessly-he ain't trying to be cool. He just is. A big part of that is embracing one's silly side. Nick must be Megan's partner in part because they share their sense of humor.

[@prometheus3498]

I freaking love Survivor.

[@oneopinion6806]

Nick with the mention of the Buff! Required headware for summer. I will be going to the movie regardless, but I'll wear my (sometimes silly looking) Buff with a bit more pride now.

[@calebdesjardins616]

Nick offerman might be the most naturally funny person I’ve ever seen

[@spaceo8568]

The movie he's talking about is amazing.

[@Kaliko69420]

Nick Offerman needs his own show about everything needed to be man.

[@Marcus_Caius]

Thank you Stephen, bring Nick to your show more often. I also want to high lite that this is refreshing from the steady don cult stories. Don't get me wrong I like the entertainment but I don't want to get addicted.

[@stopdusty420]

Pure class

[@gunner678]

Ron Swanson! A real man! I love making stuff too. I didnt realise that Tammy was really Rons wife.

[@vianeyboruel504]

Matthew Dobbs yep

[@peace4myheart]

That is one luscious beard!

[@TheOneWithTheManyZs]

Ron. Effin. Swanson. One of the greatest gifts to mankind.

[@Cardytwinz]

Great movie...if you've not seen it, its really worth the watch.

[@comedytimeenjoytime4005]

very good acting in 21 n 22 jumpstreet..

[@erk2581]

Nick Offerman should narrate audio books. Every audio book. Every one for the rest of time.

[@miguelvaleroarcia7931]

9:35 Is probably the best moments on this video. And there are a lot of them.

[@johnnydelirium4448]

9:30 very elegant, nice done