Buy the first one for Fish Tank 3. Guaranteed to induce madness and paranoia. Could paint it black and white and it would feel like some German expressionist film.
@ronniec16 ай бұрын
Clockwork Orange Hellhouse
@xTheReapersSpawn6 ай бұрын
Sign me up. I'm John Stupid's grandson.
@leonelmartinez2486Ай бұрын
Or do what they did in WW2 and paint it like an optical illusion boat
@swissertyАй бұрын
if you think about it, everyone is hiding their weenie size, i choose to believe most aere average buy somehow thats BAD? no one is whipping it out excrpt big p#@# guys, no way to live
@worldcure788319 күн бұрын
The random steps everywhere would trip people constantly pretty menty.
@koc31276 ай бұрын
"A lil... coffeeeeee zoooone" 🤙🏼🌊🏄🏼♂️
@shrekstacy6 ай бұрын
but first... coffee ☝🤓
@o0julek0o3 ай бұрын
Nyoooooom
@jonvia6 ай бұрын
Hey guys John Stupid nice to meet you (proceeds to shake your hand and does one of those hand crusher shakes instead of a nice and chill Masonic symbolism hand shake)
@johnsmith-sp6yl5 ай бұрын
my favorite is when they do it wrong too, gripping knuckles instead of your palm so you can't do it back properly. not even intentional, just John Stupid.
@landb36076 ай бұрын
Hickok45’s house 9:44
@naylik25626 ай бұрын
can't trust people whose name sound like penises
@SS08956 ай бұрын
Holy shit
@nikoriot76376 ай бұрын
😂😂😂 just laughed my ass off
@FirstFamilyCharger6 ай бұрын
Had the same thought lol. Guy definitely took some inspiration from his range.
@biscuitsback83966 ай бұрын
My thoughts exactly
@christianmaxwell87416 ай бұрын
That shooting range looks kind of like hickok45's
@randy14696 ай бұрын
Thinking the same thing 😂
@termiterasin6 ай бұрын
15:43 open rafters, so cooking smells and oils in the air get permanently in the structure and will never be removed.
@THESLlCK6 ай бұрын
it's actually striking that it's possible for someone to think that's okay. Even industrial food plants don't allow open rafters like that, even iron or aluminum ones because the grease buildup that INEVITABLY happnes
@AverageAlien3 ай бұрын
and spiders will constantly rain down on your head
@Stephen-uz8dm28 күн бұрын
Absolutely insane should be illegal
@typingwhilepoopingLOL21 күн бұрын
wdym, you don't season your house?
@GrungogamingXx6 ай бұрын
11:20 Chris haters real quiet rn
@jorgeo14926 ай бұрын
Only took him like 39 seconds, this kid is quick!
@T_DEEZ6 ай бұрын
I am laughing my ass off I love John Stupid
@daniellassetter32676 ай бұрын
How's he keeping his eyes like that for a solid 20 mins
@mistaando97416 ай бұрын
A coffee nook without lights or a plug is the funniest most perfect thing, just the decisions and lack of them
@THESLlCK6 ай бұрын
it looks like a baby changing station lol
@mannythesmeller6994Ай бұрын
Tomestamp
@RoshDroz6 ай бұрын
I have never actually seen a house as bad as that first one. A lot of things nick usually criticizes are ideas I'm too dumb to even recognize as bad before he points them out. But that first one, good lord I especially appreciate the shoulder wide hallway you have to crawl through to the oven
@biggrocc19Ай бұрын
I would probably have a panic attack every time I put my nuggies in the oven 😢
@davidsantacarla6 ай бұрын
Know what that shower could use? A guitar. LOVE IS ON FIRE! 🔥
@zoneoperator6 ай бұрын
"My life's not going the way I thought it would, it's me - John Big!"
@DS-vq4fw6 ай бұрын
As much as I love these videos, my house is an absolute John Stupid gold mine. fml
@xildu48306 ай бұрын
Put it up next Tuesday
@jean-sebastiendoddridge54506 ай бұрын
The cross-eyed stuff is brutally off-putting.
@frydemwingz6 ай бұрын
I feel like if I built a house alone, it would look like the first house 80%, the other 20 would be cinderblocks for everything. it would look like garys mod.
@filipmartinovic45946 ай бұрын
here I am thinking there hasn't been a "Nick reviews" vid lately, then I search and one just came out. the universe aligns itself
@demystify15676 ай бұрын
I know it's a well established part of this channel by now but the "Live Lynch Reaction" is such a hilarious touch. Best.
@U.F.O_09085 ай бұрын
This is funnier than any standup comedy. I watched the other house reviews and your Dominican accent is the funniest shit ever. Chark on de wall! Dis is Majami.🤣
@madamantium55475 ай бұрын
the "john big" bit kills me
@mattgarden66806 ай бұрын
someone puts their family in these homes and are genuinely excited 😂💀
@termiterasin6 ай бұрын
16:56 going to gloss over the ceiling hung desk fan?
@Mr.Skeleton.6 ай бұрын
i would become schizophrenic if i lived there by myself
@chsi54206 ай бұрын
second house is just the RE7 map.
@0ee636 ай бұрын
Was crying laughing at the john big impersonation
@jacksonwyse75244 ай бұрын
17:16 walk in freezer in your front yard is the most insane thing i have ever seen
@namhead1406 ай бұрын
John Big. That’s a winner.
@mcmillz46 ай бұрын
chris is improving at riffing, nice
@SugaryCoyote4 ай бұрын
This is like that uh.....that uh......what was that show with the doctor?
@chasesherwood64723 ай бұрын
hobbit homes are very cool. dingy, absolutely. sunlight is super important. east and west shit.
@flooent6 ай бұрын
Crossing your eyes that hard hurts pretty quickly. Gotta respect the commitment
@jakobs.family.computer6 ай бұрын
As far as KZbin goes , the most one can hope to get is usually still more than you should ever expect to and that's about like, haha that's sort of funny, but this had me like genuinely using a kind of laughter that I haven't felt in my stomach since like I was a child, thanks for putting this up
@DylAlitY6 ай бұрын
WE TRUST JOHN STUPID!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
@Dream25_Ай бұрын
I don't even think they noticed, but there is a step down into the Kitchen also on the first house, looks like it stops the fridge door from opening more then 90 degrees too. 🤣
@EwTZ2xpQwpA6 ай бұрын
10:46 omg look at the state of his eyes LOL
@_wrvxth6 ай бұрын
17:16 nicks got a bag full of characters
@matturner68906 ай бұрын
0:50 These things always register in my head as "those 2004 lights"
@thomasbgage5 ай бұрын
Nick low key loves aeropresses
@kanireader6 ай бұрын
I want the next fishtank house to be something like these
@MRGOONBONES6 ай бұрын
THAT SHIT'S NUTS. LOOKS AI-MADE.
@PhillipHuanRodriges2 ай бұрын
Teletubbies bunker at 9:35
@MakisupaPolicia6 ай бұрын
Please tell me you guys bought the "Bowlecki" home for the next Fishtank!
@sandirtoukaev-cv3ft3 сағат бұрын
Boat,”great success”, this is my neighbour aliudi nirxharbhaev, he cannot afford clock radio.
@diegoschmiego34606 ай бұрын
holy shit I haven't laughed that hard in years
@leorablackwell28266 ай бұрын
i got that stupid light fixture at my house 😢
@EkulGgats6 ай бұрын
Al-Stahu Pide
@jimmiesrustled13596 ай бұрын
If the archway house got redone it would be legit
@pimphatwaggoner16555 ай бұрын
9:44 is that hickok's house?
@miniapplesun6 ай бұрын
Chris is killin' it on this one. Hell yeah dude.
@collinmc906 ай бұрын
Honestly I would pit my 70k single wide trailer ex tweaker shack against these hahaha.
@jaredwilliams23575 ай бұрын
Because you could probably resell the crack shack for 145k right now if you put it on land
@xTheReapersSpawn6 ай бұрын
First there was "Now That's What I Call Music"... Now there is "Now That's What I Call Stupid vol. 1" ❤Nick and the gang.
@pokpok976425 ай бұрын
Only thing that's genuinely made me cackle (guffaw, even) in a long time. Keep it up.
@CriticalEnjoyer2 күн бұрын
John Big (born Johnathan Smalls) lives life BIG.
@solidusnek6 ай бұрын
This is gold
@Stephen-uz8dm28 күн бұрын
The john stupid masterpiece looks like an ai generated home. The designer mentally lacks something fundamental that seperates human beings from a flow chart language model.
@s10jamАй бұрын
"He drives a tandem bicycle with only one person" 🤣🤣🤣
@leeroyjenkins60616 ай бұрын
That second house is hilarious.
@EkulGgats6 ай бұрын
John Stupid is a nice halfway point to Steve Brule
@CopeMasterFlexxАй бұрын
these houses are just confusing more than anything. yeah, why are the floor boards on the wall? why are all the rooms on different grades?
@JP-gw3xr6 ай бұрын
My husband, John Stupid, loves the stream
@realBarronTrump6 ай бұрын
alright alright alright
@SugaryCoyote4 ай бұрын
Take the O off of the welcome mat to the first house.
@niklo3226 ай бұрын
0:23 the step peeking out the frame 😩
@phoofnscoops67786 ай бұрын
17:20
@jebidiahkorn3 күн бұрын
nick is pretty cool for a lesbian
@BobanOrlovic6 ай бұрын
Don't talk shit about the Drina house
@flatbushtommy96812 ай бұрын
Haven't laughed this hard in awhile
@RytarАй бұрын
Are his eyes always like that?
@Eazyjaypee6 ай бұрын
You guys like golden geometry ?
@Skrenja6 ай бұрын
The driveway stairs thing could actually be cool if done correctly.
@facksmasheen6 ай бұрын
Its actually pretty common in hilly places, I play a lot of geoguessr and I feel like I've seen it all over europe, latin america, even hilly parts of LA/SF etc
@iunnox6666 ай бұрын
No lol
@Skrenja6 ай бұрын
@@iunnox666 Ya lol
@paincult71216 ай бұрын
Hol' up is that Hickok45?
@admiralackbar18796 ай бұрын
more like high cock
@FirstFamilyCharger6 ай бұрын
Don’t think so. Hickock is from Tennessee and that house is in Pennsylvania
@hickyhojo6 ай бұрын
lmaooooooo
@WhenAllMenDoubtYou2 ай бұрын
I love John Big 19:36 20:25
@maskcode6 ай бұрын
11:30 it menty
@EkulGgats6 ай бұрын
Honestly the stair/driveway combo is pretty cool.
@Supermoneygang126 ай бұрын
Mike retard here
@CJVS9955 ай бұрын
if they put the stairs on the sides so it'd make a cool walkway but in the middle of the driveway?!
@Some_Beach6 ай бұрын
Reup the entire stream bet you wont
@sacklive6 ай бұрын
you're right i wont
@davidbezin7Ай бұрын
Just box it in!
@yespc6 ай бұрын
16:03
@TheSupremeSussy6 ай бұрын
fever dream homes
@princevegeta-son6 ай бұрын
I knew he was gonna do impressions...
@zachnuketown3 ай бұрын
I’m having nightmares of nick reviewing my house when I go to sell in a few years. Paid 350k for 1000sqft ranch half finished basement in Pembroke Ma. Just been renovating in my off time. Went from dome lights and dangerous ceiling fans to wafers throughout, removed the partial popcorn ceiling and fixed a lot of water damage in the ceiling as well as currently replacing sheathing windows and insulation in preparation for new siding down the line as it currently has 4/8 vertical aluminum on most of the exterior with deteriorating cement board from the badly installed replacement windows. Opted for new work pella windows with sheathing up to the new openings.
@zachnuketown3 ай бұрын
And going with zip system panel by panel as I get the time.
@DIE2dayORelse6 ай бұрын
It all started with a little house 10 feet in the air and a Dodge bathroom ❤