Treebreard: "Side? I am on nobody's side, because nobody is on my fucking side, little orc."
@foxbordeaux83 жыл бұрын
Eggs are laid with a natural preserving layer on the shell. Mass production in America cleans and files the shells smooth so any natural preservation is gone.
@djehuti33 жыл бұрын
Frodo pulls the ring out of the fire and lettering appears. Gandalf: 'Oh, fuck.'
@greendragonreprised68853 жыл бұрын
1. In Fellowship - Boromir, instead of saying 'I care not', as he hands the Ring back to Frodo he says, 'I don't give a fuck.'. 2. In Two Towers - Frodo to Gollum, 'This is Sting you've fucking well seen it before.' 3 In Return - Gimli, 'That still only counts as fucking one.'
@ScottyDoesntKnow693 жыл бұрын
I just want one in the two towers where sams cooking the rabbits and golem says “ stupid fat motherfucking Hobbit”
@SurinaSlackArt3 жыл бұрын
My favorite suggestion for a swear in LotR is "All right then, fuck your secrets" 🤣
@zoddmark58733 жыл бұрын
Frodo after getting his finger bit off: "FUCK!"
@mathewbarnes44683 жыл бұрын
Hahahahah yes
@inkedenvy42053 жыл бұрын
Fellowship: “YOU SHALL NOT FUCKING PASS!!!” Towers: “Fucking po-tay-toes! Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew. Return: “ FOR FUCKING FRODO!!!!!”
@LindaC6163 жыл бұрын
Gandalf should get at least 1
@ChristianAVS3 жыл бұрын
Perfection
@charissascrazy2423 жыл бұрын
I feel like either Pippin or Merry could exclaim, “SHIT!!” at a lot of points in any of the movies.
@chaserz42013 жыл бұрын
1: Aragorn: "let's hunt some fuckin orc!" 2: gollum: "stupid fuckin fat hobbit" 3: Theoden as the nazgul swoops in : "fuuuuuuuuuuuuk"
@chaserz42013 жыл бұрын
Close second for 3 "I am no fuckin man!"
@vonhoff2083 жыл бұрын
Brilliant, boys "Fly you fucking fools!" "Fuckin' hobbits really are amazing creatures"
@danielswan6903 жыл бұрын
“I was there Gandalf , 3000 fucking years ago “
@JotenTheCorgi3 жыл бұрын
"Somethin Fell" made me laugh way too much.
@somethingfromnothing84283 жыл бұрын
And me
@JustAvgBear3 жыл бұрын
Billy and Dom, you two just instantly put me in a better mood. ❤️
@cammiechilders45233 жыл бұрын
Galadriel telling Frodo "Don't touch the fucking water!!" When looking into her mirror. 🤣
@cristalyse1233 жыл бұрын
Billy singing the theme to the Love Boat is hands down the best moment ever….Amazing!
@dingaia3 жыл бұрын
listened to a lot of podcasts, this is the best one i've ever heard
@alexandrialeonora65423 жыл бұрын
Here's my one swear-word in "The Lord of the Rings", the scene where Aragorn, Legolas, and Gimli come upon Gandalf again at last, as Gandalf the White. Gimli: (-happily-) Gandalf... Gandalf: B*tch, I am Gandalf the WHITE. And I come back to you now - at the turn of the tide.
@RalphRoberts13 жыл бұрын
I can picture gimli cussing the most. Like when he's grieving in moria. "NOOO! FUCKING NOOOOO!" Or "Not the FUCKING beard!" At helm's deep, "I said I can't make the jump. You'll have to fucking toss me." At the opening to the home of the dead, "An elf will go underground when a dwarf dare not? Aw fuck I'd never here the end of it."
@JeM1301773 жыл бұрын
That "something fell" moment was like real life Pippin with the apple 🤣🤣 (1:00:00)
@Squintillions Жыл бұрын
😂
@claracarmona53883 жыл бұрын
The Return Of The King- "I am no fucking man"
@jaanaffi3 жыл бұрын
Billy, thank you❣️ It’s me who told you about Lordi 😊. Thank you for this funny podcast again, you all ❤️❣️ This certainly saved my day!!
@bananafish58 Жыл бұрын
I absolutely love peanut butter and pickle sandwiches and am always trying to get converts. I also like peanut butter and banana sandwiches -- which is where Nick would draw the line. Dom and Billy are so much fun!
@kurtsiecolferites21603 жыл бұрын
The LOTR swearing moments had me in stitches. Hilarious! And you’ve got a great guest! I want to take that animal communication class..
@samqualter73713 жыл бұрын
"That's for frodo! That's for the shire! And that's for my old fucking gaffer!"
@luna1608813 жыл бұрын
"One does not simply fucking walk into Mordor..." “They're taking the fucking hobbits to fucking Isengard" "You have my sword. And you have my bow. And MY FUCKING ax!" “I can’t carry it for you, but I can fucking carry you.” “A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early; he arrives precisely when he fucking means to.” "We've had nothing but maggoty bread for three fucking days!" "My fucking precious" Why is this so entertaining? lol
@somethingfromnothing84283 жыл бұрын
I dont know why but the gandalf and bread ones really made me laugh
@mariaposchmann3 жыл бұрын
"Brothers in arms" is one of those albums I can listen to over and over and I still love it - a true masterpiece! I still have it on cassette tape.
@Leaviel3 жыл бұрын
I LOVE peanut butter and pickles together! Though I'll often skip the bread and put the peanut butter directly on a half pickle.
@RebekahFinley3 жыл бұрын
This is one crossover I did not expect 😂
@atlanticvamp3 жыл бұрын
They had gone on Nick Viall's podcast to promote TFO before it started.
@fili_the_fishstick3 жыл бұрын
Thank you guys so much for making my Tuesdays wonderful 💛
@YTistooannoying3 жыл бұрын
"In place of a dark lord you would have a fucking queen!" - Galadriel "May it be a light for you in dark places, when all other lights go fucking out." -Galadriel Or the best one from Sam, " PO-TAY-TOES! BOIL ‘EM, MASH ‘EM, STICK ‘EM IN A FUCKIN STEW!"
@laurawestenra3 жыл бұрын
You only have to refrigerate eggs if you wash them. There's some kind of natural protective coating on the eggs that comes off if you wash them. In America the farming practices are usually more unsanitary, unsafe so it's required. If you get eggs from your own chickens and they're not covered in muck you can leave them unwashed, unrefrigerated.
@bonniebree1873 жыл бұрын
1:14:15 😆 Dom to Billy: "Cuz usually you smell of dog dirt." Billy: "I don't smell too good natural." Dom: "Mm. You usually smell of dog dirt." Omg these guys 😆😆
@aliss13253 жыл бұрын
The swearing part would be Gandalf saying "Fly you f'ing fools!!! Haha Also I had no idea who this guy was until they started talking about the bachelor lol
@soniagriffith25692 жыл бұрын
"It comes in fucking pints???" "Where the fuck was Gondor when the Westfold fell?!"
@remigettliffe3 жыл бұрын
The flanger effect was done at Abbey Road and other studios by having two tape machines playing the same sound in sync, and then applying slight pressure to the FLANGE of the supply reel on one of the machine, thus slowing it very slightly compared to the other deck and consequently creating a phase effect! You're welcome :)
@constancelau23473 жыл бұрын
Pippin in the mines of moria after knocking over the skeleton, chains and armor down the well: "Oh shit (on repeat)" Gandalf: trying to think of a swear word but there's too many he wants to list so he just goes with "fool of a took"
@hvybones3 жыл бұрын
“You’re late.” “…fuck off.”
@ellarosen61703 жыл бұрын
Such a great episode!!!! I cant believe Nick's dad rocked to Dire Straits... must be a generational thing. My dad loves them too and I grew up listening to them. Somehow after all this years I still have a cassette from them, with Romeo and Juliet, sultans of swing.... oh the memories. And the dog stories and the beginning mine passed away 2 years ago and I had to go pick up her ashes, I did talked to her on the way back home. Thank you for another week of amazing conversation!
@Oldtoby11383 жыл бұрын
In Return of the King - "I am no f*ckin' man!"
@thenerdfaraway3 жыл бұрын
You boys are silly. I LOVE it!
@halfblooddutchprince3 жыл бұрын
"Not at the towers! Aim for the trolls! Kill the fucking trolls!"
@pixel.catcher3 жыл бұрын
Not the best guest but Billy and Dom are a delight as always! Legolas: Do you want me to describe it to you, or shall I find you a box? Gimli: [pauses] Hahahahahaha! Fuck you.
@ChristianAVS3 жыл бұрын
Seconded
@Fjeldbeth3 жыл бұрын
Another brilliant episode. Gollum in TT: they fu*ing stole it from us.
@nicdennis3 жыл бұрын
“When Dom said, “Hi Nic! Come on in!” Not gunna lie, I froze and my heart skipped a beat.
@sarahbencic10503 жыл бұрын
As a homesteader in Canada I raise my own chickens for eggs; there’s a protective coating on eggs when they lay them and they can keep for a month min on the counter. But in the shops they have to be washed which removes this and making the eggs subject to need refrigeration.
@JMamaBurgieMama2 жыл бұрын
Billy, never stop telling stories with "no ending". ❤️🤣
@carterlink3 жыл бұрын
Not a million miles away, but I used to enjoy a peanut butter and piccalilli sandwich when I was younger. My older brother put me onto them, so they were a bit of a thing in my house. Haven’t had one in years though.
@carlottarobbins70053 жыл бұрын
46:02 Johnny Clues has the same Friendship Onion hoodie as the one I got for Christmas! :O Also, my brother absolutely LOVES that Dire Straits song! :D
@maw863 жыл бұрын
Aragorn: That is no trinket you carry. Frodo: I carry nothing. Aragorn: in-fucking-deed
@C.isfor.Christal3 жыл бұрын
“ I can’t fucking do it Sam”
@Carmen1min2 жыл бұрын
"We Don't Have to Take Our Clothes Off" was Jermaine Stewart. Jermaine Jackson had hits with "Dynamite" and "Tell Me I'm Not Dreamin' (Too Good To Be True)" which have similar funk. :)
@yanntardif16653 жыл бұрын
"Meriadock Brandybuck and Peregrin Took. I should have fucking known"
@kathrynrhall3 жыл бұрын
I just made myself pickles and peanut butter on toast after you mentioned it. I’ve never tried it before. It tastes really great.
@koda_pig3 жыл бұрын
This had me in tears 4:20 😂
@kirkprosick55883 жыл бұрын
Elrond: I looked into your future and seen it was Fucked
@jonjeez42183 жыл бұрын
I love peanut butter pickle sandwiches! My grandma showed my dad who showed me when i was young. Everything thinks im crazy for eating it but I love it & eat it often
@davsavchav3 жыл бұрын
Theoden going, "Oh shit..." when either seeing the Haradrim or the Witch King.
@britneypietrzak545 Жыл бұрын
Sam saying “I’m fucking home” is top tier
@barbaraharrigan1582 жыл бұрын
Once again, Billy and Dom, you made me laugh and made my night!
@rossmckay40723 жыл бұрын
Billy forgot to mention the TV was invented by a Scotsman (John Logie Baird) and James Watt invented tge Steam Engine.
@nickb54922 жыл бұрын
Peanut Butter & Pickle Sandwiches where my absolute favorite when i was younger, brought them to school all the time.
@thenerdfaraway3 жыл бұрын
And now I feel compelled to listen to Jermaine Stewart. LOL
@loraelstad89413 жыл бұрын
Thankfully! Someone else who realized it wasn’t Jermaine “Jackson” or any Jackson brother/sister!
@alexsadventures663 жыл бұрын
Toast with peanut butter and pickles looked amazing!
@claracarmona53883 жыл бұрын
Another day Another fun way to watch the friendship onion, I love you guys, I'm still watching Lord Of The Rings but I didn't want to miss this lovely podcast 🙂
@paulelvin5613 жыл бұрын
Pippin : 'Peanut butter and pickle sandwiches? F*ck Yeah!!!'
@sneaksgeeks90082 жыл бұрын
After Gandalf falls on Moria and the hobbits are crying, Sean Bean says, “give them a moment for F**ks sake!”
@dianadevlin67963 жыл бұрын
In Sweden, it's recommended to store eggs in the refrigerator because that will encrease the sustainability with several weeks. So over here, aprox everyone store eggs cold.
@selfhelpgroup87503 жыл бұрын
Aragorn slowly turns to face his comrades, his expression softens and his eyes brim with tears. "Fuck Frodo..." [Charges to his death]
@OceanCrazie3 жыл бұрын
Toast the bread, add a banana to the pickle w/peanut butter (I prefer almond butter).. This was one of my favorite pregnancy cravings... 🤭😂🤣
@jessekoenig67012 жыл бұрын
My grandpa always made my brothers and I peanut butter and mayo sandwiches with a bit of lettuce. Never though about it being the Great Depression thing...and I LOVED it btw.
@sgtsaughter3 жыл бұрын
We're going to need an eat the world cook book at some point
@jean-paulaudette92463 жыл бұрын
Alexander Graham Bell once spent a year attempting to train his dog to speak English. Once, when a visiting friend asked how the project was going, Bell answered "Rough".
@masterkenobi14373 жыл бұрын
“We swears on the fucking precious”
@corrinbash223 жыл бұрын
Also, Aragorn talking to the ghost army, "what fucking say you?!"
@stairwaytoholiday3 жыл бұрын
Peanut butter and pickles where I'm from is known as something stereotypically eaten by pregnant women haha, but that really only speaks to the taste of it
@Cosmic_Gorilla3 жыл бұрын
"I will take the ring to Mordor... although I do not know the fucking way!"
@hitstickwear31893 жыл бұрын
"Gondor? Where the f*** was Gondor when the wesfold fell?"
@RabidJohn3 жыл бұрын
I suggested peanut butter & piccalilli sandwiches months ago! I came up with the idea independently in the 1980s...
@Heidi5343 жыл бұрын
FotR Pipin: It comes in pints? I'm FUCKING getting one. TT: Gimli: He's got my FUCKING axe in his head! RotK: Theoden: Ride now! FUCKING ride now! Ride to Gondor!
@elizabethanne87293 жыл бұрын
Can I skip swearing in the Fellowship and the Two Towers just to have Theoden yell “Fuck!” three times before the charge of the Rohirrim?
@milliereeves22153 жыл бұрын
One does not simply walk into f**king Mordor.
@livsterlove56812 жыл бұрын
“We ain’t had nothing but maggoty bread for 3 fucking days!”
@Exodus183 жыл бұрын
GANDALF: White shores, and beyond, a far green country under a swift sunrise. PIPPIN: Well, that isn't so fucking bad.
@mathewbarnes44683 жыл бұрын
I would put the F in fellowship when gandalf looks up when he hears the belrog before he says run.
@MaxFleye3 жыл бұрын
Golem: Fat fucking Hobbitses!
@Not2Old4TEch3 жыл бұрын
Lookin' forward to seeing you two in Calgary in April.
@mabinogidrws3 жыл бұрын
Dom's dietary advice is always so dodgy 😂
@sethedward3 жыл бұрын
Elrond-"Never before has any voice uttered the words of that fucking tongue here in Imladris. Boromir- “Gondor has not king, Gondor needs no Fucking king” Gandalf- Fool of a Took! Next time throw yourself in after it and rid us of your Fucking stupidity. Samwise-IT’S LIKE IN THE GREAT STORIES, MR. FRODO. THE ONES THAT REALLY FUCKIN MATTERED. Aragorn- He's trying to bring down the Fucking mountain! Gandalf, we must turn back!" Legolas- Lembas, One small bite is enough to fill the stomach of a grown-Ass man.
@beccasmmr96912 жыл бұрын
I've read some comments under this video saying this was the most boring interview/guest - of course everyone is entitled to their opinion. But I just want to add that I very much enjoyed the episode. Yes, TFO had guests that I found more interesting, but I think the episode was still enjoyable & I would have never guessed that they would invite a bachelor-contestant to the show - and I love that. They have guests from various context and that's what makes this podcast a good mix for me. I also loved that they had the pb&pickle sandwiches 😋
@johnwindsor25113 жыл бұрын
I used to eat peanut butter and pickle sandwiches all the time when I was younger. They were surprisingly tasty.
@LindaC6163 жыл бұрын
I ate them as a youngster. I'd still eat them, but I watch sodium carefully
@jean-paulaudette92463 жыл бұрын
Never tried it, but I love everything involved...I'll admit my mouth started watering when he described the hot toast & melty peanut butter.
@demitrihrothgar3 жыл бұрын
With the pickles, are we looking at dill, gherkin, bread and butter?
@madmonkey4u3 жыл бұрын
Just a singular "Fuck" just before Gandalf falls
@jean-paulaudette92463 жыл бұрын
"So, they basically drink themselves to death...Like Richard Burton!" "Is that how he died?" "Yeah." "In your dad's garden?" "Yeah...eating his vegetables."
@Cerridwen77773 жыл бұрын
I love peanut butter and pickles! Sometimes just dip pickles straight into the jar of PB. Good stuff. ETA- peanut butter on a hot, toasted english muffin w/ cold pickle slices. YAS.
@adriennecgomez3 жыл бұрын
"For fucking Frodo!"
@firesoulrocker3 жыл бұрын
I'd probably give the curse word to Gollum lol
@LindaC6163 жыл бұрын
Good one! I feel like Gollum and Gandalf would be best. Maybe Gimli
@stairwaytoholiday3 жыл бұрын
Y'all like salt and vinegar you have to try Old Dutch Kettle Cooked salt and vinegar, definitely the best I've ever had, old Dutch us the best for every flavour, especially dill pickel
@serenity5192 жыл бұрын
The wind that would have brought the smell to the dog in 30 seconds at 3/4 miles away would have been going 90mph. Would have knocked the smell out of the dog haha.
@pauljosephrussell34173 жыл бұрын
When Viggo Mortensen kicks the Orc helmet in The Two Towers because Aragorn thinks Merry and Pippin are dead. FUCK!!!!!
@cindysplace3 жыл бұрын
I love peanut butter and pickles or peanut butter and bananas. Yummy! Good show guys!
@tombranighan45693 жыл бұрын
Surely when the ring is cut from Sauron, or when Barud-dur is falling: "FUUUUUUUUUK" *low voice*