NICK! YOU WHIPPED MY WIFE! [Sam Hyde/MDE - Sketch Cut]

FULL 20 MINUTE SKETCH AND MORE ONLY ON:
wigger.zone (gumroad redirect)
Million Dollar Extreme - You Whipped My Wife
with
Sam Hyde
Nick Rochefort
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MORE:
gumroad.com/l/HydeWars
or
MDE.tv (redirect url)
(includes HydeWars, Happy World Daddy, Theatre of the Aire, Ecstasy of Car, KSTV2)
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Credits/Socials:
Sam: / wigger
/ leroy
Nick: / nickrochefort
[More credits at the end of the Video]
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All comments made in this video are purely satirical and for comedic/entertainmet purposes only. :-) Please don't take this down KZbin.

[@NefariousGooch]

Nick isn't even acting.

[@kaanayp]

Nick is never acting. That's what's so good about him.

[@MinistryPhenom]

Nick's whole spiel at the beginning about getting his 30 dollars refunded is the funniest part of the skit and it's not even relevant to the main plot of it lol.

[@Isosceles8818]

Brooo, what is the name of the KZbin series of your profile picture. I watched it when I was a young kid, I've been trying to find it again ever since. The John Wick of clip art lol

[@UkraineJames2000]

@@Isosceles8818 Madness Combat. They made a dope flash game at the time too.

[@Isosceles8818]

@@UkraineJames2000 I remember back in elementary school playing that game on my computer and watching those videos with my friends; the nostalgia. Thanks for the answer.

[@FlippyHambone]

It’s unfair that Nick always gets blamed for his actions.

[@baronvoncrags771]

They treat him like s black guy

[@DIE2dayORelse]

they can say whatever they want but nick didn't whip sam's wife

[@peterl3417]

@@baronvoncrags771 That’s fucked up. Nobody deserved to be treated like a black guy

[@andrewcox8807]

Lmfaaaoooo

[@ok2593]

S

[@omsk5286]

"Fuck I'll put old calendars on the wall just to throw you off" I'm in tears man

[@GloryBlazer]

the rest of the stuff he said is ok, but the calendar stuff is out of the line

[@knucklechukka]

"I'll leave a cellphone in there and every time you call, its me!" Same dude

[@ZyklonBeast12]

And I'll be standing there. Ready to fuck. 😅

[@theedwardian]

I just realized he's basically just describing the extremely elaborate revenge plot of Oldboy.

[@shawnmendrek3544]

Gotta admit it was nice and unique.

[@lilguy7491]

Every single Nick tangent is amazing.

[@Ryan-gz6ym]

I wish he didn't swear so much, could be more funny that way

[@theabandonedmcdonalds]

@@Ryan-gz6ym it makes him sound more deranged, which is perfect.

[@Droedelzak]

"a wet zip-tie" - lol

[@the_underdog8151]

That was a $300 branch she got blood all over.

[@jetboy_]

sly, sam’s a huge fan so this is admiration coming full circle.

[@Ballslapnificent]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHbbBahaahabababahabaholyfuck

[@DonutMX]

US marine Hyde enjoying retirement

[@americanfootball8694]

unbelievable that he walked away from that court martial with zero repercussions.

[@loginlava]

USS Hyde was indomitable in the straits

[@reginaldbutcha4844]

Who the fuck told you these lies, he's a dishonorable ex-marine fugitive on the run from the law after bombing Beirut

[@mitchpictish2250]

SEMPER Fi!

[@anhero6410]

@@reginaldbutcha4844 did he get persecuted tho??? Didn't think so therefore no evidence and hes cleared

[@BrokenFlail]

I feel like she's unironically an actual heroin addict

[@maximussuffarion7767]

@blau woods date a man with aspergers that's your type

[@jiggajigjones8210]

Greg L why are you ghey

[@daftie-]

it's the edit. also makeup ironically fucks up your skin so you use more makeup. we need to give our kweens time to heal their skin.

[@Zmej420BlazeIt]

@Soup Roleplay bro if u knew about fentanyl you'd know no fentanyl junkie is taking a shit

[@LuckyDT]

She blew a guy with hepatitis. That much we do know. She told Nick this info across a dinner table one evening. And on another occurrence they had a real Aids scare on their hands.

[@ValtaKash]

Sam tying his shoe while his wife screams on the ground in agony will never not be funny

[@ExtremelyOnlineGuy]

Homie untied it to begin with…

[@LuckyDT]

Really messed up that Sam blamed Nick that she fell.

[@feckoffthePRvillain]

Well, she owes him 300 dollars now

[@nickash7686]

LOL XD

[@relikvija]

Stupid bitch

[@thunderstruck1078]

I have to admit she fucked up good this time.

[@LuckyDT]

Kinda gettin tired of Sam mistreating Nick every time she falls down! She’s so clumsy!

[@ericw996]

Sam leading her around aggressively is the funniest shit I've ever seen

[@edwardfourty]

Well she clearly needed some direction, i suppose Sams just a gentlemen at hart.

[@kim-jong-poon]

I was gonna like this comment but I can't fuck up the 666 likes it currently has so here ya go-👍

[@Ayo1212]

Hahahahaha she “gripped up”

[@FatherofMan25]

that shit had me cracking up too lol

[@intercoursehandguns851]

In the "unused clips" video he pushes her too hard and she falls back pretty hard.

[@Neckromorph]

"You owe me 300 fucking dollars." That was the icing on the cake for me. Love how this was one big callback to the World Peace skit

[@Nick.Ackerman]

Nick demonstrating that the branch is harmless while the other big bloody branch is dead square in camera has me dead lmao and Sam acting just dumbfounded hahaha

[@EssenceOfBanana]

Imagine the saga of "Nick beating Sam's Wife" sketches we could have had. What an unjust world we live in.

[@LONGHAIREDMEXICAN]

Nick says something about “everytime she falls down my stairs or gets hit by my car” and I really wish we had those skits ;____;

[@clubbedsandwich1128]

@@LONGHAIREDMEXICAN Well, we still can have those. Give it time...

[@KimimaruOnara]

It’s never too late for Nick to beats Sams wife

[@zobiya17]

@@LONGHAIREDMEXICAN everytime she slams her fingers in a car door

[@pozloadescobar]

There's one version of this skit on World Peace and it's very good

[@samreagan6292]

LMFAO “he refunded me the 30 dollars immediately”

[@jeffcavanaugh9986]

God the delivery on "he refunded me the 30 dollars immedietly" kills me everytime

[@raiN_xj9]

Sam’s wife making the boys go through the rigamaroo again and again. Praise be to The Great Purge.

[@bertlegion683]

Actual footage of the U.S.S Liberty incident.

[@stein1885]

You owe me $3.8 Billion

[@fiddlesticks7245]

@@stein1885 jfc

[@stein1885]

@Dmitry TKR 250,000 - 600,000 I'll have you find!

[@RamFett]

-Eating napkins -Eating paper because that's all that you have left -Mixing paper and water and drinking it because you're homeless and you're not smart

[@Test-sd2qp]

so true

[@lambda653]

Having a urinary track infection for 5 years

[@18yearoldconservativefromc60]

One little whip, nothin.

[@PARAMONARIOS]

This actually happens in Russian prisons when a prisoner misses the sensation of being satiated that he starts to eat inedible things like paper just to fill up the stomach. It's called "ZHOR NAPAL"

[@cosmicseaa1119]

That shit hits home

[@sirroadagain451]

i love how every time the camera cuts to Sam's wife at the beginning it highlights every single one of her imperfections while the guys get super soft filters, brilliant shit

[@cremejockey8636]

Nick fucking killed this sketch. Everything he says is gold. Seems like it might’ve hit a little to close to home for him tho lol

[@bigmant-rex9864]

“...what’s goin on big guy?”

[@stevoboy14]

“You just whipped my wife.”

[@bigmant-rex9864]

“...her big Payton Manning shoulders...”

[@bilbo5823]

Whats going on bossanova

[@spencerhansen5404]

This is what the people want damnit!!!!!!

[@jimmyhopkins1]

I think we are just happy to see a little production quality back again hyde wars is ghetto ass for a good few eps this is miles ahead

[@flyboieblair6636]

Yeah I really enjoy this

[@every_username_is_taken]

Nah bro I still want that sweet 5G a little more than this

[@dsn274]

😆👆 The maestro... 😄👉 The maestro... Oh

[@user-sk9qo6ts8d]

It's such a masterpiece skit.

[@subtracted3071]

The funniest part is that this isn't acting, they're all dead serious

[@kewldoodbrownie1299]

They aren't wrong

[@alphamammonth8024]

They aren't wrong

[@LuckyDT]

They aren’t wrong

[@johngalt1257]

They aren't wrong.

[@KA-vs7nl]

They aren't wrong

[@B43Rsick]

Underrated part at 3:46 - tying shoe directly over her head

[@ebinkiller]

Was looking for this comment :D

[@NayburhoodSnipa]

Just saw this right before your comment. Was going to comment if you hadn't.

[@JohnSmith-fq3rg]

They bought Nikes for this sketch and they sure as shit were gonna get them in frame for atleast one scene

[@ChArLie360115]

@@JohnSmith-fq3rg bruh that's new balance

[@JohnSmith-fq3rg]

@@ChArLie360115 I am too white and well off to know or notice that.

[@zoneoperator]

The Maestro! The Maestro!

[@moeoeolycus189]

glad to see white men sticking together for once

[@karolisbareika8306]

And no crack addict women is ever going to stand between us.

[@Poorleeno]

Christopher Marlowe its cuZ instead of shutting the fuck up sam went political and got his show canceled by tweeting retarded shit and adding fuel to the fire. All chuck wanted to do was act well, and Sam ruined their best opportunity.

[@seeeee7883]

✊🏻

[@stoneskull1673]

@@Poorleeno Good call maestro of only Sam had you around to tell him that Adding fuel into the fire is bad you don't want that type of trouble

[@LandersWorkshop]

@@Poorleeno Sam was way less political than the leftist/liberal trash comedians and they didn't get cancelled, so there's that too! Right wing comedians are never given a platform now anyway.

[@spamitupdude]

He didn't whip her! She fell!

[@LuckyDT]

Lol she’s so clumsy!

[@nonjaninja4904]

Sure, she's clumsy and is always bashing her eye sockets.

[@doncornetto]

That is messed up. Whoever took this junkie, did that intentionally. I have cared for hundreds of junkies in my life time & there has not been an incident like that ever... I believe they slashed her face down.

[@kewldoodbrownie1299]

@@doncornetto yeah it sucks when you find junkies slashing themselves. Hurts to see them so clumsy

[@mikeg6988]

He refunded me the $30 immediately.

[@lizardinthelites]

"He refunded me the $30 immediately" God dammit I fucking died.

[@sstrudel]

"You and your crackhead wanna cook up schemes about hitting your branch with a wife" might be the most expertly delivered line of all time.

[@mizutanii]

and hip tossin her down a flight of stairs and runnin her over with my fuckin car

[@arghydoodles1921]

I had to rewatch it to realise he said it like that, it's like the "I saw you do it with my own two feet"

[@mizutanii]

@@arghydoodles1921 its so fucking good

[@KittSpiken]

Hip tossing her down a flight of stairs

[@simpleman3674]

I can’t tell if he was just firing from the hip on this or if it was written lol

[@pitfighter871]

Sam's head and hairline looks like Pennywise's from IT

[@funnyguy5746]

He is evolving

[@cop-killer-]

JOKAIR PENNYWAISE

[@jiggajigjones8210]

the stranger lmao he does.

[@TheItalianFun]

Sam calling Nick names like el presidente cracks me up

[@ElChamanPirata]

Nothing makes me laugh harder then Sam Calling Nick "Maestro"(Teacher) And "El presidente" (The President)

[@mfreeman1301]

Love how it turns into an experimental 1980's Italian slasher flick when Nick hits her with the branch.

[@gouverneur2001]

Dario Argento?

[@mattyboyanderson]

GIMME BACK MY GRANDMOTHER'S SHIT

[@griggerykimothy4865]

Well said

[@lolzforlunch]

Its got the intergenerational angst for it

[@erynoise]

​@@gouverneur2001 more like Ruggero Deodato

[@louiefillet6932]

This is better then everything on Netflix. The world does not deserve the brilliance of Sam Hyde and Nick Rochefort.

[@Cory989]

MDE Netflix series in the making

[@animatiz]

Well Nick is here as well

[@gonelucid6270]

So true. Quality tv

[@pieflinger42069]

You're right, it was even too much for adult swim. ADULT SWIM!

[@gaelencarter4804]

@@Cory989 Are you serious?

[@Ballslapnificent]

I love it when Sam is just like *THE MYSTRO THE MYSTROOO*

[@oodabisu]

Nick kills it in this. Love seeing Sam trying to hold in his laughter.

[@AnimeCapitalist]

Nick absolutely loses it, and it's one of his best parts in a long time

[@Kshea44ify]

Almost as though he was talking to his real brother. It's almost too good, like he's had that same conversation 10 times in real life.

[@ML-dj5pp]

Nick is funnier than sam

[@allsmilesguy]

K See He really could be an actor in an alternate reality

[@mattyboyanderson]

Nick says "stick and poke tattoos", I implore you, put that in a search engine The images that come up are EXACTLY who Nick is ranting about.

[@lilguy7491]

I love it when Nick throws out the long strings of descriptive words to describe a person or thing e.g. "Winona Ryder crackpot broken head car accident girlfriend". It's like he's trying to tell a vague story with only keywords.

[@Matt-dq3lz]

Its like a degenerate breaking bad episode

[@jonarbuckle1560]

Or the most concise Breaking Bad episode. Lol sam is jesse in this one. The girl is everything i ever wanted for skylar "What abouut the second cell phone???" white

[@derickvinyard4075]

Why didn't Jesse ask Walter White why he was riding along for a meth lab bust? He never actually asks him.!

[@jonarbuckle1560]

@@derickvinyard4075 didnt he?

[@peterpanther8627]

Mr Hyde we dont haev methe` XDDSsXxOZz

[@bathshebahubber614]

legit that one Breaking Bad scene where Skylar's ex-boss slams headfirst into a desk and breaks his neck after tripping over a carpet felt like an MDE:WP clip and I was laughing so hard and going like "I am literally watching million dollar extreme right now. the whole show was actually all directed by Sam Hyde as a backstory for just this one scene, Vince Gilligan had no involvement in it whatsoever. just roll the credits with "Directed by Sam Hyde" already, this is literally just mde." great shows tho, both mdewp and Breaking Bad.

[@garnetnard4284]

I feel like nick is a successful car salesman who does this on the side for fun because he wants to help his good friend Sam become famous.

[@christdolphin69]

"your broken head car accident girlfriend" "if she wants to shred her thighs over a nine inch nails song, that's her prerogative"

[@jaybones8457]

Hitting your branch with a wife is the best line I've heard for a long time.

[@yotsunn0_-_-521]

Sam and Nick killed this woman after filming

[@WTC7]

I heard she died from having an impacted colon that caused sepsis.

[@guymetdrapedes220]

During

[@Superabound2]

*during

[@KimimaruOnara]

If she’s gonna slash up her thighs to a Nine Inch Nails song that’s her prerogative t. Rochefort Truer words have never been spoken

[@theshadow420blazeit7]

I kinda wonder if Sam Hyde will do something with a NIN song though...

[@bighex5340]

I feel like that was the first time those words have been put in that order, the first time that phrase has ever been spoken in history

[@reptilianbrother5618]

This is just a display of Nick's skills of argumentation due to his background as a car salesman

[@ELLI0TR0DGER]

And you're telling me thats the official story el presidente?

[@theDirtbagDave27]

KINO Also, Nick really does have a natural talent for acting.

[@harrylimeracketeer]

I bet he could be really good in a dramatic role some day.

[@Will-jc2cw]

It's because he's not acting

[@haloguru2552]

He wasn't acting

[@nickvalenzuela9166]

El presidente

[@joshuatamayo6151]

...acting?

[@wheresmyeyebrow1608]

“Hitting your branch with a wife”

[@delta-9969]

"He refunded the 30 dollars immediately."

[@cdub1010]

"Might bonk her eye sockets" lmaooo

[@mathautist]

The last time I was this early the riots were just beginning.

[@hikeskool]

#toosoon

[@sticcvonhaugen7913]

George Floyd was still alive. The future is NOW

[@ChrisS310]

You mean protests, right?

[@cactusjack1806]

nickel what?

[@agall664]

@@ChrisS310 riots

[@mcpolo3373]

“Shopping bag full of slop”

[@Beenyad]

The maestro... the maestro...

[@xMaverickFPS]

"He refunded the 30 dollars immediately" - Damn I gotta use that one

[@warehousedave7937]

You Tripped My Wife was the very first MDE sketch I ever watched. Always wanted to see more of Sam and Nick acting like white men.

[@guymetdrapedes220]

I'm gonna need that $30.

[@PhilLayshioh]

Lena Dunham sent me here

[@mainlinemitch]

Heard she put you in a self defense situation....

[@Teabonesteak]

Jane Gallet from Richmond Conneticut told me about this.

[@BungSpoot]

The wife actor is underrated

[@truestory2990]

I think it's Jennifer Schultz from Be Nice To Me Productions

[@tabernaclejones6115]

Every single thing nick said was great lol.

[@loneranger5725]

Lol why does Nick seem serious as fuck

[@prickardo]

What an absolute loving story of two grown up men. Nick looking like he just won a friendly tennis match while Sam arrived home after reuniting with his former 5th grade class mates after all of them admitted to be gay.

[@ompenarnie]

Grown up or...growing up?

[@rosihantu1]

I read your comment in a French accent

[@vesvalens]

The way Sam drags his wife through the vineyards at 2:13 hahaha

[@S1aughtahyou]

He’s so large

[@thedumbdog1964]

He’s so Fucking big

[@flipeytoons262]

Don't give me that Wynona Rider drug addict philosophy

[@christdolphin69]

every line in this is gold "hitting a branch with your wife" "not eating full meals" "dont come see me! dont come over"

[@ShamusOGrady2]

Nicks a decent ass dude. Cool to see him doing skits with Sam and Charls still

[@ML-dj5pp]

Hes funnier than sam lol

[@Svensktcp94]

Is he doing skits with Charls aswell?

[@Thematic2177]

@@Svensktcp94 yes

[@versnellingspookie]

@@Thematic2177 where and when?havent seen him collab with charls in a long ass time

[@Thematic2177]

@@versnellingspookie literally look up Charls Carroll on YT and see the last upload

[@ApotheosiZ]

I'm so happy they finally posted a real skit like the good ol' days

[@ElevatedChillz]

You tripped her nick, I watched you do it.

[@qawsedpo]

"shred her thighs over an nine inch nails song" LOL

[@ReeseJoseph]

I like how he wears the scarf like it's a neckbrace

[@dibrenn3432]

Is this new world peace content being made??

[@FingerBob]

Probably old unused content

[@ClaymanFlames]

Sam's estrogen treatment is working...wonders.

[@dibrenn3432]

And on top of that- a continuation of “you ___ my wife” series??? Amazing

[@Terf1988]

I think there's a manlet missing

[@hendrickcavvendish6634]

@@Terf1988 Poor Charles has gone full pseudo-mystical ethot after drinking too much tap.

[@robotdeathderby]

that tiny hat on sams head... lol

[@kennford]

"Ill freeze you and then thaw you" is so fucking funny to me for some reason

[@itsMaTt123]

sorry sam, just cant afford 5 whole dollars a measly month for some quality content. Guess ill just spend $15 on netflix to watch some garbage bootleg Korean Breaking Bad

[@urthofthenewsun8465]

Bleaking Bad

[@WTC7]

I heard Dan Schneider is going to do the American remake of Cuties for Amazon.

[@MrFiddleedee]

@@urthofthenewsun8465 Bleaking Blad

[@nickrapsomanikis]

Do my eyes deceive me? or am I going insane? or are you another Greek who watches Sam Hyde?

[@jorgedeguzman5509]

i'm glad there's a sequel to my favorite world peace skit

[@morganfreemanwannabe]

The opening monologue, Sam tying his shoe over his bleeding wife's head, and Sam going, "Ooah! Oooah" in the exact same intonation both times are probably my favorite parts.

[@peterpeterpumpkineater695]

The Maestro!

[@somuchfortalent]

I didn't know sam was married.

[@JakeandElwoodBlues]

He bought her from Thailand

[@hasancasperlabuschagne7579]

He brought her from Kensington PA

[@MagicRose03]

This is the most sophisticated and beautiful piece I have ever witnessed. Bravo!

[@TR_P]

THE MAESTRO THE MAESTRO

[@mitchpictish2250]

As a Marine I support Sam and stand by his choice of women. SEMPER FI

[@AlexLasson27]

Is this an alternate timeline where Sam doesn't hate women?

[@mainlinemitch]

@Mialisus 2070 Paradigm Shift is real....word to Jennifer Anniston, Sammy D real prophetic

[@vvhffc9447]

@Mialisus Bravo

[@lizs606]

this is what they took from us

[@mainlinemitch]

@T0TAL FR33D0M nah, hes a feminist

[@mainlinemitch]

@Mialisus if no spittle flies out when you say BAHSTEN, you ain't sayin it right!!!!

[@awsomesmasher23]

I have been blessed to live long enough to see this.

[@cincinatus90]

Nick is very talented, Sam obviously is too. I hope these guys make millions because their the only ones who can make me laugh genuinely.

[@marccamp6376]

Not only millions... but MILLION DOLLAR EXTREME :D

[@crawlzzz]

The maestro!

[@datvik7187]

Known serial killer Zam Hydenski can't keep getting away with this

[@memaimu]

>this amount of production >thousands of views >some zoomer plays minecraft >literally 10,000 the amount of views in less time

[@jackson7962]

We live in a lame version of hell. Aids lite

[@landlubbr]

Society

[@PapaBrejj]

Literally Tim Heideckers Society.

[@KidScipio]

its cuz they were banned, deplatformed, and kinda hid away for a while after that.

[@bosman4985]

KZbin was made to make people dumb. Not for them to enjoy thought provoking comedy.

[@fukcingweeabos3167]

Sam cresting the hill, practically dragging that hussie is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while.

[@Joepage69]

Used this trick took a minute but they refunded the $30

[@dickpigman5106]

I feel like Sam and Charles are now fighting over Nick

[@dickpigman5106]

@Christopher Marlowe tbh I find Charles content to be refreshing. He's taught me to focus more on myself than everyone else.

[@jakesmithsonian388]

@Christopher Marlowe 'too busy hyped up on weird supplements. We've all been there but we had an epic come down. Charls is having an epic come up

[@madebymilk]

@Christopher Marlowe I have always preferred Charles the least of the three, but Sam is blamed by him because Sam just needed to apologize for a couple WP sketches and he says they could have kept their show. I can't member where i heard this but it's in one of his gumroad episodes where Sam says this. I think Nick just doesn't care as much because he was more financially stable? Idk.

[@JH-zs6vh]

Charls is a weird leftist shitbag trying to atone for his sins on Twitch with his 200 viewers constantly asking where Sam Hyde is

[@kolbykauffman4180]

God, I feel right at home. More of these please. ❤️

[@eternalillusion]

I keep coming back to rewatch this when i need a dose of sheer genius.

[@benjamincox987]

This just kills me every time! XD

[@aroveranalysis9978]

*first scene discussing absolutely disgusting murder* *sams wife: just smile...smile and they wont flip on me*

[@al23438]

she's lucky she didn't put them in a self defense situation

[@edurm6766]

This is an odd New Balance ad.

[@ooze9808]

this is actually the funniest thing i've ever seen

[@Alphoric]

I’ll put old calendars up

[@mr.sophistication3232]

Masterpiece. MDE was always too good for network TV.

[@bandolierboy1908]

Nicks rant about everything he'd do to that guy who didn't give him his money and how the guy hands it to him immediately is the funniest shit I've ever seen💀

[@Worldskipper]

I laughed at this for about 3 days straight when I first saw it. MDE subscriptions are the gift that keep on giving.