father figure (part 1)

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[@kilosoul236]

Sam is such a good father teaching idubbz how to fish.

[@blasterb118]

That bitch he dumps one in took the man right out of him. The man was built like a coward.

[@Bull7]

He didn’t get the message

[@firstlast1759]

This is the best comment I've ever read!!! Thank you fur giving it to me even though I didn't know i needed it@!!

[@intercoursehandguns851]

"I uhhh... I don't want you hanging around that camgirl of yours anymore. For starters she didn't let me box in the Creator Clash...and I'm pretty sure she's been reporting my posts."

[@oiltycoonbillionaire]

That's not idubs! That's a little boy. Retard

[@nicolaiiversen4138]

U.S. Marine Hyde

[@diversekino]

You forgot his middle name... LOCK

[@jimmyspookyhackermanrustle8963]

thank you for your service U.S. Marine Hyde xD

[@PendlayRoe]

Lock

[@Ragman2]

​@@diversekino all I heard was WUWUWAWHWhHAhWUaWUuWA

[@jeremysmith4704]

This is exactly how my dad was when my parents got divorced holy shit

[@metabullshit7217]

Jeremy Smith Yeah, mine too. I love how specific MDE's satire can often be and still be completely accurate.

[@laralova9119]

kirmo Thank you

[@Boxhemia]

me too dude, especially the money grabbing part, but all sam said its pretty accurate representation of what my father said

[@BunkerBlog]

@ballyman True. The key is to make yourself "in charge" early. Not in the act like a douche, overbearing, stubborn kind of way, but the "I'm not going to bend to your every demand, I can easily survive without you" kind of way. This is a good way to weed out the "underiserable" (read: women with an inflated sense of self worth) women. When I first started dating and I was completely clueless, I would basically change who I am to make my girlfriend at the time happy, say things I didn't believe to avoid conflict, etc. While there were certain boundaries I remained adamant on, it was still enough where she would walk all over me. We broke up before a year had passed. It was a good learning experience. The next girl I started dating, I did as I described before. I wasn't a dick, but I was definetly my own person. I had my own opinions, I didn't filter myself unless it was absolutley necessary, and I could survive without her. She was pretty similar personality wise to the first girl, but I was absolutley in charge and independent. Things went much better. So there's my stupid little blogpost of my personal experience. Not claiming to be an expert (far from it - I can be an autist pretty often) but your comment got me thinking. Not all women are bad. Just gotta weed them out before getting too involved.

[@blackplains4381]

HA, same...

[@jeffreygarret5788]

"I don't want you hanging around your mother anymore." Lmao, right out of the gate it's comedic gold.

[@yakivpopavich]

Rofl like the kid has any choice at all

[@SCUDGEj0ckey]

This is better than Boyhood

[@Theonegamefreak]

+ScudgeJockey That movie was so bad.

[@somethingsomething3718]

Boyhood was the worst fucking movie

[@Slurms19]

T W E L V E Y E A R S

[@acidbath3226]

more like twelve years to exploit the budget

[@R3N1GM4]

I was glad I wasn't the only person reminded of Boyhood, but then everyone slammed it.

[@beltranator]

Sam is actually an incredible actor

[@craaaackhead]

Tristian Beltran I've recently discovered him. I can't stop watching

[@StoredMars]

+craaaackhead I heard he's getting a show on Adult Swim.

[@craaaackhead]

+Logan Smith no. fucking. way.

[@blockheadize]

+craaaackhead yeah, he pitched it in 2013 and a few months ago, they ordered an entire season. I hear it's almost finished. It's called World Peace. Google it.

[@craaaackhead]

+danny dorito ive been looking at your profile. can i just say youre sort of my hero?

[@boonstuff]

Sam doing his best Ryan Gosling here

[@septimune2811]

boonstuff I’m glad I wasn’t the only one who sensed that

[@AsAugustSleeps]

Blue Valentine vibes

[@jakeencinas2389]

i was thinking bradley cooper

[@Max-fb5bm]

This that Place Beyond the Pines/Blue Valentine goose

[@doubledont4949]

My dad would get drunk and have these actual conversations with me as a kid lmao

[@oiltycoonbillionaire]

When my dad gets drunk he's rude to me

[@kingnative]

@@oiltycoonbillionaire my dad beats me and touches me innaporpiatly when he drunk

[@hakonhakonssen]

@@oiltycoonbillionaire my used to beat my ass up

[@oiltycoonbillionaire]

@@hakonhakonssen Ok

[@SH-lb1nu]

Same here haha

[@kidpresentable]

Sam's trying to red pill this kid

[@kershaw1450]

good

[@raptorjesus2582]

kidpresentable can you explain this red pill thing to be I'm new sorry

[@alldud13]

Raptor Jesus make him conscious basically, tell him the reality of things. Like in the matrix

[@raptorjesus2582]

alldud13 ohh I get it now thanks bud

[@animatronicfuturisticshama1153]

And from the red pill he will in turn discover THE BLACK PILL.

[@worstripp]

"you smell like a blowpop." laughs uncontrollably.

[@RyansGlassReviews]

I love when can't keep it straight anymore

[@Rory695]

He could play the joker

[@prosaic.7944]

3:14

[@crazeddonkey]

Authentic Hyde laughs are the best!

[@R.J.MacReady1982]

Haha when he is dying laughing it's a good time.

[@g97057]

"Do the bye-bye thing, Sam."

[@Test-sd2qp]

BYEEEEE

[@lucasavelino971]

It's just so good

[@bigtay522]

My single father raised me, this is exactly how it was. You know they love you but also they totally regret bringing you in this world because they know you're gonna end up like them.

[@dewok2706]

powerful...

[@FumblsTheSniper]

The touching realization is that you were probably their only reason to keep going.

[@bigtay522]

@@FumblsTheSniper Men need a purpose.

[@Slip0824]

@@FumblsTheSniper facts. My son is the only reason I’m still around

[@mr.brenman2132]

​@@Slip0824 Don't forget that, even when he's a bratty teen. He still needs you around. World Peace 2 is coming btw.

[@Akilroth234]

That kid's a good actor.

[@aluapzurc2]

A lot of it is probably improv

[@__-wm9lu]

It's all improv.

[@holysayingsofrobin4055]

Akilroth234 Are you talking about the guy in the cap or Sam?

[@legionariuscenturio2601]

Yeah, I know. But it's a little strange to call Sam a kid, I don't know

[@varonymous6452]

Kid? Sam was like 28 at the time

[@peterarsenault6010]

Listen kid, if she's smiling at ya and giving you good feelings, she probably just wants.. she wants money. She wants money dude. That's how all women are.

[@championdefoot]

+Peter Arsenault You've watched the video too ? Nice.

[@peterarsenault6010]

+Schlomo Shekelburg why don't you back off kid

[@A1B2C3hjk]

Thanks

[@theyeking7023]

Thanks

[@JayAreAitch]

Peter Arsenault lolol spergo getting defensive

[@gubbil4852]

“you gotta tap into that primal brain” >taps nose

[@domtron8873]

Olfaction is the only sense that bypasses the thalamus in the brain and has a direct route. So, actually, Sam made a genius gesture in his acting or it was by pure accident.

[@gubbil4852]

@Rays Through Trees, Summer Breeze hold up, evolution? how much the labcoats pay you to say that? 😂😂😂😂

[@notgreat5624]

that boy grew up to be sam's current audience...

[@jlee707]

can confirm

[@fxlltxtsearch]

now thats a real father.

[@Profile.4]

Fake father

[@PuGoRaPTR]

@@Profile.4 Possible father

[@butanestove1514]

i will always laugh at when he's talking about american girls are so materialistic, the first thing out of their mouths is, it's $120 for the full hour LMAO

[@ItsOgre]

Butane Stove $120 an hour is actually a pretty good deal for full service. Probably Greek is not included in the price though.

[@vladislavno]

@@ItsOgre wtf is greek

[@techpriestalex8730]

@Morris Paul look it up

[@vladislavno]

@@ItsOgre imagine paying $120 for sex.

[@FOURTEEFIVE]

@@vladislavno thats cheap

[@doofsdoofs]

He says BYE. BYE-BYE. at the end as if Israel just got straight up ripped off the map or something.

[@RocketPropelledGuy]

Not his choice anyway

[@CJ-lr4uq]

"I've been to Thailand... countries where they have beautiful women" Lol anyone else catch that

[@Shad0wX]

Oh god

[@AaronDoWrk]

🤣🤣

[@bessias2748]

Hookers??

[@noxhuffinus3399]

LadyBOYS

[@florbengorben7651]

"Women" 👀

[@kingsfield3945]

/redpill dad

[@uhlobsterdog704]

I love how they left in the human moments where he cracked up

[@YankeeNationalist]

Fuck, this is so accurate. When my parents divorced, my dad said the exact same things to me. And the scary thing is, he's right.

[@fuflang]

This REALLY reminds me of my dad.

[@ostsweinen5240]

You have a good dad

[@christopherm487]

F

[@jdessell]

Your dad's a wise man.

[@elijahgavin6706]

Your dad is a bitter dude

[@ChodeMaster]

@@elijahgavin6706 you're*

[@petesorensenguitar]

Sam's drip here is fucking kino asf.

[@AR-hw9zi]

Nice glasses

[@S-fn3oe]

Kino?

[@zafuro]

@@S-fn3oe he/s speaking in mental illness

[@A.S.28]

@@zafuro anime profile pic

[@zafuro]

@@A.S.28 sneed

[@TheAgentmigs]

"dump one in em"

[@TheAgentmigs]

Was literally gonna write this comment again..

[@gerrymander69420]

Bahaha my uterus is on fire right now just thinkin about the smell of baby powder

[@Slic3R1]

can i dump one in ya?

[@gerrymander69420]

obviously yes

[@steamboat4853]

***** get the hell out of here denton

[@theonepersonband5616]

Bet that's not even his real name

[@brotherian6845]

@@Slic3R1 jesus christ denton

[@jsakuraba4946]

"my name's Michael knight can I dump one in yah? " best quote to live by

[@Danny2113182]

"Yes of course, you smell like baby powder!"

[@cwookdev]

Sam's looking fine, did he shop at ROSS?

[@elijahgavin6706]

cwookdev no, Bucci only

[@oldgrub]

@@elijahgavin6706 you dont understand

[@TOAOM123]

H&m

[@patrickbaitman8336]

Hugo Boss

[@ethanwiley7605]

He got that citizen watch

[@UpperCrustthe3rd]

the kid held his own pretty well. shouts out to the kid.

[@agnel47]

Exactly, his performance is so understated and realistic.

[@horacegentleman3296]

@@agnel47 kids like 17 by now.

[@tobediv]

Sam and his son US MARINE Hyde circa 2029

[@Skizze37]

Sam must've done a character study with my father

[@bruhdon4748]

Sam should have his hair like that all the time, is genuinely really good on him & suits him really well lmao

[@silothegreat]

Would of been good for fishtank season 2 instead we got the man in the yellow hat

[@trueoverload8908]

This is a good Adrew Tate sketch.

[@caterinaamadio]

3:53 "if you touch her stomach with your hands you can fry an egg on that thing"

[@Rilkir]

Sam reminds of a more talkative Driver (Ryan Gosling) here. Something about the sunglasses and accent.

[@youtubeaccount2736]

"Drive" is just a remake of The Driver (1978), which is remake of countless European heist movies.

[@rebelwithoutapplause44]

Was looking for this haha

[@finnfeaver6907]

@@youtubeaccount2736 thanks for that one film grad

[@d3monable]

Drive is cucked af. You don't use the red pill to fulfill a blue pill fantasy.

[@chucksneed371]

@@youtubeaccount2736 acshually it's based on a book

[@nicolettesmith7674]

sam has this big lebowski look going on, i dig it

[@JayMoney-hd1jl]

No he doesn't

[@Demention94]

Nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[@kewlvideos6623]

no but u smell like a blow pop

[@ministryofanti-feminism1493]

The Hyde Abides.

[@cornbabyproductions]

my dad acts kinda like this, he's not even divorced. whenever he gets into a conversation with anybody whose not his kids, he brings up tinder statistics and dating dynamics, as if he hasn't been married for 18 years at this point.

[@courtadbobtail600]

BYE. BYE BYEEEE!

[@spaghettieating]

that little kid is sam hyde as a child.

[@jerrodbutali3990]

That baby powder advice is no joke.

[@angelovromanov3165]

Totally dood

[@mingus445_gaming]

idk...

[@AMMAZZARE]

8 years later and I still watch this skit regularly

[@FruityBasket99]

Love how he just breaks character at 3:17

[@BrokTheLoneWolf]

The best.

[@timothydavis5940]

Baby powder does work.

[@Lurker27819]

Sam talking to his son, jet

[@skandal6703]

that laugh at 3:16 when Sam thinks about how he will brutally murder that child when the cameras are gone

[@ryanfwood]

It's almost like a half decent Ryan Gosling impression. Same type of energy. Love it.

[@bluntznkuntz3914]

Gotta say these father figure videos are genius, very accurate.

[@Profile.4]

The Wolf of Rhode Island

[@Mavericksummers]

been waiting all day for this

[@thankscomputer]

sorry to keep you waiting but i like torture

[@ChodeMaster]

@@thankscomputer hell yeah

[@vladislavno]

@@thankscomputer I wanna be funny

[@judel7887]

the kid actually uses baby powder as deoderant to this day

[@johnnypatrick2630]

we actin like ryan gosling now

[@singerbutch194]

My father talks to me like this. lol.

[@LundinSebastian]

I actually laughed til i cried. Never think that've happened before.

[@shawnmendrek3544]

No surprise Hyde's young son is already rocking the dog tags. This was very well done.

[@courtadbobtail600]

US marine Hyde

[@wandersgion4989]

Sam looking and talking like a fat Ryan Gosling. Actually pretty good acting, tbh.

[@ryan_the_overlord]

There's nothing better in this life than discovering a new Sam sketch

[@Ofminnesota]

Baby powder , lots of it

[@tobysdayoff1929]

how sam says shes pure trash man and returns to his actual voice proof in objective comic sensibility you can study the details of mde for years

[@td8383]

“GRABBER BY THE UTERUS”

[@kenneyjake]

Lmfao

[@verynormalhumans4420]

This feels like it could be an actual show. Sam has no right to be this good of an actor.

[@Sidnfjdkdndfbd]

It was, it was called MDE (Million Dollar Extreme), it was on Adult Swim. I forgot why they cancled the show, but yeah he used to have a show. I think you may be able to find a few episodes online. 😎👍

[@veg411]

@@Sidnfjdkdndfbd er, the show was called World Peace.

[@veg411]

@Drew Scrivers Million Dollar Extreme was the name of Sam's KZbin channel/content brand. The show was called World Peace (presented by MDE)

[@veg411]

@Drew Scrivers because there are dozens of titles out there which have "x presents y" in the title card but omit the presenting party in the official title, like (Jackass presents) Bad Grandpa. also I have autism

[@ElselchoGaming]

Lmao, this is a legit 1:1 flashback to my childhood

[@cymbolic_space1832]

this is a good look for Sam. the loafers and the 50s long sleeve polo

[@areyoukiddingme3166]

This is Adult Swim level shit

[@BananaSauceification]

Good thing MDE is getting a show on Adult Swim.

[@areyoukiddingme3166]

He's getting prepped, Cartoon Network found their new darling baby, and it's the most dangerous terrorist known to man, Samuel Hyde.

[@bookplate]

do we have an official body count of Sam al-Haid?

[@Begeru]

really? This skit actually had coherent dialogue and no jumpcuts.

[@RickJohnyALL-PROProcue]

F

[@brappsniffs3924]

This is my actual dad

[@travgreen]

My roommate's burning a shit load of plastic in the house right now.

[@OnlyuseMeChicken]

You alright?

[@gamernationalism5641]

"Go get some ice for the champagne. BYE. BYE BYE."

[@Test-sd2qp]

Chungus

[@gindphace]

Sam is genuinely a fantastic actor!

[@fourcollar]

BYEEE!! BYE BYE!!!!!

[@skibbz0r]

"the problem with that is it makes you smell like a blow pop" -I fucking lost it harder than Sam did

[@VashTheDamnFiend]

So many people were robbed of being exposed to Sam Hyde’s wisdom

[@nobodynobody7729]

Funny how he talks to him like a dad and a buddy who's the same age. 😂

[@OddJames]

3:44 the kid broke character and started laughing I would not be able to keep a straight face around Sam

[@Jacob24FPS]

this is genius. resented this in 2014, i see the humor in it now.

[@GuineaPigEveryday]

Weirdly accurate, my dad said exactly the same thing about Russian women. Because when my mom and him were stationed at the embassy, the Russian women were all over any single foreign diplomats, cuz apparently it beat the common Russian dude, where domestic abuse was pretty common and socially accepted or at least not scorned. Weird thing is my mom is actually the bread-winner, not my dad

[@s1ckboirari]

damn it's a good thing I just applied for a job there and have already purchased a one way ticket, your father is a smart man.

[@idiot685]

yeah ok pal the common russian dude is banging those beautiful russian women while you've got a guinea pig account commenting on old sam hyde videos. no wonder your dad's not the bread-winner, he's not the father either.

[@nosferatu5818]

This is unironically good advice.

[@jackaspin5971]

Were you trying to make Sam look and sound like Ryan Gosling. Cause I mean shit, he sounds so much like Ryan Gosling.

[@uastyrdzhii]

We all had that weird conversation with our dads where they have this highly idealised versions of themselves and they try to explain that you should act like that and not repeat the same mistakes they've done, hell I'm probably going to have this conversation if I had a son one day

[@one_man_community]

I swear this is Nic Cage's personal life.

[@WilEngl]

you can feel the Vincent Gallo's vibe here

[@jws5984]

Almost word for word this is my father. Funniest comedy is the truest

[@papaspooks8531]

3:24 didn't realize sam coined this phrase. influential at the highest level

[@sniperguff]

I wish i had him as a father.

[@provenknowledge]

“Hi I’m Michael Knight. Nice to meet ya.”

[@joenichols3901]

Best skit by far

[@louiefillet6932]

The folding Ferrari sunglasses just made this real for me... Im sorry Dad

[@ERICROJO156]

love the character break at 3:17

[@Peternut552]

Opener: " I uh, don't want you hanging around your mother anymore"

[@arthursilva3420]

OK..I watch this video in a monthly basis for a (idk) year now (i guess) my parents divorced when i was 14, 6 months after the divorce my father kinda disapeared , i actually saw him around 3 times after that(i'm 21 btw) the point is .. in that 6 months period my father became the same exact man as sam in this video THE SAME GUY(even the dumb glasses) so congrats for the realism in this video (oh man i gotta sleep)

[@bobbybologna3029]

LOL DUDE! This is EXACTLY how my father was when they got divorced hahaha holy shit

[@lamasu8060]

3:14 I love how they leave in the bloopers

[@Flaminglog]

why do i get the feeling that literally all of sam's lines were improvised

[@JGRmovees]

To this day I still use the line 'dump one in her", one of the most fucking hilarious things I've ever heard.

[@padraigmaclochlainn8866]

This guy's a boxer with a ko under his belt now. ☘

[@j-dawg9893]

A blowpop

[@koffkoff4274]

sam always has the most interesting eyeglasses

[@B1az1ngSuN]

He's telling the truth

[@papersplease]

BAIBAAAI

[@throwaway7442]

You gotta tap into her motherly instinct MOMMY GIVE ME MILKIES MWAH

[@Kaizoku_apex]

conversations my dad didnt have with me

[@Ratmilker]

I am in desperate need of those shades and that shirt