Nickelodeon Baseball Meltdown - Jerma Xbox Cookie Tray Stream Highlights

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Originally Streamed on April 24th, 2021
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[@sonyPlaytation]

God i wanna see Jerma with a Yakuza style Alvin and The Chipmunks full-back tattoo

[@ShittyFuckerLandOfDreams1995]

Extremely underrated comment

[@paintedpig3021]

The legandry chipmunk of boston

[@janesmith1840]

It would instantly clear the debt

[@skunthundler]

*JERMA985* PATRIARCH OF TWITCH CHAT

[@DrHeinzy]

That is definitely one of the funniest Jerma moments of all time. An Alvin tramp stamp on a 35 year old midget.

[@Luckyfoxoval78]

Hearing someone in chat accuse Jerma of "relating" to Chum Chum is one of the funniest fucking things I swear

[@guardianhirro]

Chum Chum is jermas comfort character

[@orxy5316]

Timestamp?

[@chend2713]

@@orxy5316 i know its been 4 months but it was at 42:54 if youre still interested

[@juicedup14]

55:21 "Fuck the network." He makes it sound like he signed deal with nickelodeon.

[@CptDoot]

IDIOT streamer signs with DERANGED NETWORK for ONE BILLION DOLLARS

[@Nyxxy8]

Psychopath *almost* loses $10,000,000,000 in a "rigged" children's baseball game

[@sinisterz3r090]

it is rigged you can't prove me wrong

[@freeza12341]

@@sinisterz3r090 I think that difficulty is for when you break the game open and know everything about it

[@freeza12341]

The two comments above are spam btw

[@AnonUserG]

@@freeza12341 no bro its a pro trick you can watch all the nicktoons there

[@Pbairsoftman]

51:29 Listen to that genuine anger in his voice, all directed at a side character from a children's tv show.

[@SamsterClone]

That was pure, undeniable resentment. It was almost as if he himself was frightened by it when he immediately followed it with the nervous and pained laughter.

[@deepspacedruid7673]

You suck dutchman!

[@ThomasBlithe]

The fact that Toph is playing baseball

[@sailorshark3334]

She senses the dirt on the ball

[@mitzo4526]

And was the best batter on the team lmao

[@KC-bg1th]

@@sailorshark3334 Pitchers can ask for a new baseball from the umpire at any point; an average MLB game uses around 120 baseballs per game. Dirt is only on the ball if the pitcher is fine with a ball that was caught in the dirt by a catcher.

[@18754KRS]

＋２

[@jde768]

i don’t know why the thought of a young jerma looking at himself in the mirror and thinking “ I AM SPIDERMAN I AM LIKE SPIDERMAN “ is so funny

[@salemb9109]

He ended up more like the guys who throw trash at the Green Goblin

[@some_condiment]

@@salemb9109 **SAAAY IT!** "f-forgive us our tresspasses..." **FINISH IIIIIIT!** "FORGIVE US OUR TRESSPASSES...!"

[@OfficialEFJ]

The fact that he was getting this upset over a NICKTOONS BASEBALL GAME is really fucking funny

[@malachivonschlegel2016]

Don't worry, he's only pretending.

[@E_V878]

This guy is FUCKED

[@jeremytitus9519]

@@malachivonschlegel2016 No, he was deathly serious. Jerma never jokes about Nicktoons. Too much trauma there.

[@femdomsHMU]

To be fair, he’s objectively right, the games poorly designed.

[@schnoig_]

@@malachivonschlegel2016 He’s ALWAYS serious

[@greenoftreeblackofblue6625]

The people need to know this was a 8 hour stream

[@Kaanfight]

8 hours of jerma screaming at the Flying Dutchman

[@Wells13555]

Oh my good god

[@bottlebeard]

Yeah in these edits a FUCK TON of funny bits and moments are just skipped. It's why I personally prefer Skye4

[@FunkiestChickenlawl]

39:40 Whoever said this hit the nail RIGHT on the head. I was wondering why it looked so weird, with the cartoon characters having out-of-place realistic mocapped animations. Edit: I had the wrong timestamp.

[@jeremytitus9519]

41:25 2000... 2001 to 2006. 1998 to 2005... 2007. Jerma is and always has been the most numerically precise of all streamers.

[@dawavve]

I thought this was funny, but seeing it typed out in text is sending me

[@chainswordcs]

plus this nicktoons game was probably from like 2010 at the earliest, with characters from Fanboy and Chumchum and Tuff Puppy

[@KC-bg1th]

His thought process was right, though. He was thinking about the prevalence of the steroids era (Barry Bonds), and then he corrected himself to when it really kicked off, to when the steroid era came to a close (Mitchell Report in 2007). Steroid era was what gave Baseball life, but with steroid era ending and baseball games getting longer, it led to the decline of viewership.

[@bidgeon1423]

Of course baseball would make him mad, he's Boston.

[@wingedbeegoddess7392]

He is Boston

[@bidgeon1423]

@@wingedbeegoddess7392 Boston is sus.

[@Pbairsoftman]

When he boo'd Arod I knew he was a true Red Sox fan

[@mosaic6225]

when the red sox is red sus!!

[@SamFreelancePolice]

Every time. Every time he starts a stream saying "games back then were so awesome, why don't they make em like that anymore?" he ALWAYS ends up having a huge meltdown at the game, screaming that it's terrible, and pleading for the IGN review score. See also: Lord of the Rings, Simpsons Hit & Run, etc

[@heatherperleberg7816]

*Lord and the Rings

[@marah4847]

the thing

[@cord2706]

? Lord And* the Rings

[@Derfalken]

Holy crap. Jerma clinching it in the bottom of the 9th only to get destroyed in extra innings was hilarious.

[@cobrasix9575]

This doesn't really do justice how gradually more malding he got over the stream and how fucking amazing the games were

[@dagyadg]

Malding?

[@PinkFloydBootlegs]

@@dagyadg Malding: combination of pissed off and balding.

[@greenoftreeblackofblue6625]

How fucking _awful_ the games were and how he's malding made it better

[@thepopo592]

Watching the stream the dissent was justified especially towards the end with the ai teleporting around to catch their own pitched balls and shit lmao

[@cobrasix9575]

@@greenoftreeblackofblue6625 I meant like the baseball games

[@calebstultz2813]

46:08 with only audio it sounds like Jerma got genuinely spooked by Patrick's introduction

[@protocolme]

Local psycho streamer reveals his aversion to the word And, proceeds to scream at a child's baseball game

[@Mikaroony]

During the casino game, when he got raided by nyanners and fucked up his mic trying to sing the raid song, I almost pissed myself. He lost like 8K viewers in the span of ten minutes, he had less than before the raid by the end of it

[@Sparklenuts]

Was there a timestamp?

[@BetaSquaredPlus]

Here's a chapter list for those who wanna skip around: 00:00 Intro 01:20 The First Templar 08:32 Sneak King 15:20 Goblin Commander 28:28 High Rollers Casino 35:17 Dinotopia 37:00 Big Bumpin' 38:00 Omerta: City of Gangsters 38:44 Nicktoons MLB

[@ponponpatapon9670]

look guys, it's jesus christ in the flesh!

[@DanteTorn]

@@ponponpatapon9670 ○ ○ □ ○

[@cdogthehedgehog6923]

Not all heroes wear capes. But the best ones post extremely convenient timestamps.

[@willdominatetheunviersein123]

A missed moment was when one of the baseball commentators had this annoyingly squeaky voice when Jerma was tilted, and he deadass threatened to, and I quote: " *STRANGLE THAT GUY* "

[@maxdriever7668]

Psychotic compact streamer threatens innocent man

[@suspicioususer]

local zoomer doesn't know who Gir is

[@venator0405]

@@suspicioususer You just ruined this whole video for me, the idea that half the viewes dont even know these characters.

[@squidwardjoeswanson5418]

@@suspicioususerto be fair the announcer did not sound like gir

[@dennybennis]

Excited for the Alvin and the Chipmunks trampstamp tattoo crowd fund campaign

[@marcusw.4286]

i was one of the guys that came in while jerma was pretending to like the king i was so fucking confused

[@melonyswife]

Did you watch it with about five or six buddies on the couch

[@beef5able]

@@melonyswife lahge coke

[@BlueSpiceSpace]

57:38 Average Jerma Fan vs average nicktoonsMLB enjoyer

[@bogiewoods3037]

"Man" compliments Fanboy and Chum Chum, then shittalks Danny Phantom

[@venator0405]

The loading screen animation at 48:02 is kinda cute, I'd like to have seen what else that game had like that. Such a specific time in cartoons and sports melded together.

[@theunidentifiedchannel]

This is possibly the worst collection of games he's ever had the misfortune of playing on stream

[@TheLOL_11]

Just wanted to say that I really appreciate you making these edits literally the day after. You're a blessing Cheltie

[@justthomas2488]

8 hours into 1

[@carrotvevo]

SAAME

[@shaynola1]

Ditto

[@slackair]

Thank you Cheltie good job

[@howlette]

And including the chat in the bit

[@thebaba29]

Fun fact: The voice actress for Chum Chum also voiced the Khan Makyr in Doom Eternal

[@paintedpig3021]

42:47 Jerma sets chat member on fire live on stream

[@quitebuttery397]

I’m actually so upset over the fact that I joined the stream late and completely fell for the burgerking bit...

[@blodus4521]

Jermas fake laugh is almost identical to his real one and chat is usually all over the place so I don't blame ya

[@pemo2676]

@@blodus4521 i swear his acting during that bit was some of the best genuine acting ive seen from him

[@enderwiggin6344]

I did, too, I had no idea until seeing it now, holy crap

[@Mr_Norbs]

I like how he says Danny Phantom was the show that he would turn the channel if it came on like he wasn't 20 years old when that show first aired

[@magical_ollie_cat]

It's official he hates any product that consists of the title "___ and ___".

[@RandomTomatoSoup]

Jerma and STAR_

[@cactuss33ds]

@@RandomTomatoSoup doesn't count, its jerma vs* STAR_

[@rustroomofdoom]

Jerma HATES the Homestuck planets

[@Baba-yv6ml]

@@cactuss33ds Fine then...how about... It's STAR_ and Boo!

[@myawsomebox]

Not gonna lie, it actually made me kinda mad how he immediately dismisses Ratchet and Clank and Jak And Daxter as bad because they have “and” in the name.

[@billythunderchode2569]

I wish Jerma pretended to have a lame sense of humor more often. It was a greate bit.

[@SirClawedfrog]

His forced laugh every time the king danced was brilliant.

[@commandantcarpenter]

for the kids, this genuinely was an amazing time for video games because the financial barriers to get a decent looking game were incredibly low and mid level developers felt more comfortable exploring game mechanics and alternative forms of controls. A lot of these games may be pretty shitty but they're also interpretations and expressions of genres that combine newer perspectives on controls and mechanics with some older game design principles. i miss the creativity of mid level projects from this period. basically only indie devs are doing this anymore, and it's kind of a shame; these old and junky games can somehow end up as the most entertaining things you've ever played

[@superextremehappy]

27:25 he gives the same beatbox beat to the national anthem that he does to pokemon, just slowed down

[@carto4028]

Jermas freak accident at a bubblegum factory that lost him 32.7% of his brain matter has left him unable to feel anything but anger and the primal urge to zoink on stream.

[@whatr0]

the Sneak King bit at 12:50 will always be one of my favorite "gaslighting new viewers" bit's

[@FantasmaNaranja]

47:40 who decided to put the _one_ *blind* character nickelodeon has into a baseball game?

[@TheBestDoorSkeelz]

The funniest guy on the dev team.

[@noahbarnhartandit2365]

It reminds me of the Backyard Sports series where they have a wheelchair-bound kid named Kenny Kawaguchi, and he ends up having some of the best stats in any game he's in, whether it's baseball, soccer, football, basketball, or hockey.

[@18754KRS]

@@TheBestDoorSkeelz ＋２

[@desert5260]

Glad I got to watch this video with 4-5 buddies on the couch, all fully equipped with only the large sodas from our meals because we had already finished all our food and were just drinking the icey watery soda at the bottom of the cup.

[@DracoseandCO]

Cheltie cemeting themselves as the best independent Jerma editor once again

[@RandomTomatoSoup]

cheltie is a minor deity whose sphere is jerma edits

[@JohnRed]

J*rma said he would play Dead Space, Stubbs the Zombie, fun games Instead he streams these 5/10 shovelware games and streams only once a week HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

[@DrHeinzy]

Dead Space is shovelware.

[@Corwin12000]

57:45 holy shit jerma

[@gittattle148]

Just realized this, the title Alvin and the chipmunks implies that Alvin himself is not a chipmunk

[@bingbingbongbung]

No chicken sound, "dont scream at me" and "can someone strangle that little guy" :(

[@MetaWhiteYoshi]

Jerma going "oww" when laughing was worrying now

[@dzulgas2323]

Jerma makes me chum chum without h

[@ponponpatapon9670]

54:16 literally a goblin

[@frozone2366]

When jerma was talking bout the games with the “and” in the middle he described him and Otto. Small man with funny companion

[@dylaxiusmccoy]

Hey, don't call Otto a small man.

[@eyemotif]

13:51 so true bestie

[@LlamasOnJUPITER]

this is easily best meltdown of 2021

[@doifhg]

The baseball was pretty out of control lol, imagine seeing a real baseball game, last inning one team hits like 10 home runs, at least it wouldn't be boring

[@blakerierson3165]

I think the fewer streams are concentrating all jerma's insanity into a single burst. Wtf was the burger king people bit??????

[@tubehol08]

As somebody who made a lot of channel points betting against Jerma, the seconds game was heart breaking still

[@gamemeister27]

Honestly those BK commercials were quality. They knew the suit was terrifying and played with it just enough.

[@RickPierce]

He was getting so mad that his Boston was coming out. That's incredible

[@balkU1]

Thanks for the highlight bossman. Its wild that there were good candidates for best/worst 5 min joke, best/worst gamer moment, worst meltdown, and best stream. I foresee that this one will show up a lot in the jermawards this year

[@UltimaKeyMaster]

Zuko: *literally lighting a fire before holding a wooden bat*

[@Calzilla-yd8qg]

Wait until he plays Winnie the Pooh home-run derby

[@cade-o]

he's played it

[@residentevilgamer5432]

Gta mod 39:39 48:09 caught me off guard

[@SeniorClams]

Omg thank you for time stamping the catcher getting bulldozered it’s so fucking funny

[@bloodlessvr2823]

i was there when he bet it all, and then i was there when he broke even at the very end. an absolute monument of human achievement. also i was there for Sneak King, it was so bad OMEGALUL

[@theskeletalguzzler7871]

Can't believe I lost my imaginary house from gambling on the beast :(

[@TLGsOldTrash]

Fun Fact: Sneak King is the only game I have ever seen at GameStop with a “99c NO RETURNS” sticker

[@dachshund_gaming]

Dinotopia has the same subtitle font as Jedi Academy

[@shapedokkan]

the victory zerk at the end lol

[@charliecat7321]

Im so glad that this was my first jerma stream istg

[@nintonintendo1]

Wait, are they seriously making that blind girl from avatar Play baseball???

[@brandiboo1231]

its even funnier that sokka isnt included yet toph is despite being blind lol

[@oneblacksun]

Don't worry. She will use her echolocation.

[@18754KRS]

@@oneblacksun ＋２

[@xenylix]

that "'and' in the middle of the name" rant was his most psychotic in weeks. especially because he got half of the names wrong

[@raspymorten]

I came in during the "People forgot this existed" joke, and thought Jerma was being serious. And just kinda accepted it.

[@pillboys]

when i was watching the nicktoons stuff last night i was just “cant wait to see the uploads for this one” he was off the shits. the fact that its not even been 24 hours since the stream ended..... youre a god amongst mortals

[@MistromLuthane]

So proud of my "1 guy" moment 16:53

[@badatgamesguy5399]

Local streamer gambles his way back into debt.

[@oliverolivers5080]

I really love that he made up the couch scenario and then USED IT in his bit a couple minutes later

[@SurviveWildernessShorts]

Was disappointed that this wasnt the baseball stream.

[@TannerMay208]

BRO I WATCHED THIS STREAM AS THE FIRST EVER STREAM FOR JERMA AND JOINED DURING THE SNEAK KING SKIT I WAS SO CONFUSED

[@peachCroissant512]

48:10 Zim

[@carlmencia2919]

The bit when he was being as cringe as possible with the chat was fucking funny.

[@ScarfKat]

you singlehandedly have outdone 2nd jerma time and time again. absolute legend

[@gooseygooseman1383]

Oh damn, you got this up fast! This was a wild stream, and a long one for sure lmao

[@Baba-yv6ml]

It's so surprising to me how entertaining sports game are with Jerma. I love seeing this stuff.

[@dipass8495]

I was so invested in that second baseball game that i was actually kind of dissapointed when he lost

[@JunkerBunker]

Man goes on tirade against casinos, loses billions of dollars in sports betting incident

[@landynbaccam4448]

Cheltie you are a hero. Only god knows how you get these edits out so quick

[@DanteTorn]

It really is quite impressive.

[@G-Mastah-Fash]

Loads of cocaine I presume. Probably looks like Steven King in the 70's and 80's when he's working.

[@KrisKrisKrisKrisKris]

His reaction to Nicktoons baseball is compensation for lack of reaction to Winnie the Pooh home run derby

[@Stereocrabs]

he really added a lot of debt yesterday

[@Sm0k3turt]

Thanks for the day after edits mate we love you

[@wyoaqjuuvn6420]

Literally zerking off on stream 58:06

[@oi1e319]

my god the nicktoons mlb got me dying lmao

[@onlinestonedogii]

Why is toph in the baseball game pitching and batting. She’s blind.

[@hamstersamiright8837]

Baseball.

[@smithsmithony5401]

Local streamer succumbs to his Boston roots, gets competitive at anything baseball-related

[@austinisaksen3781]

Goddamn zim has some power behind him

[@SnowEspeon]

9:36 SHOUT IT FROM THE ROOFTOPS BABY

[@thecourierNCR]

thanks cheltie, I made it into a vod. I can finally die

[@mint5438]

18:30 Zeke and Luther? Yeah how many of you remember that

[@ImGlassy]

Another 1 hour highlight niceeee

[@JohnLozo]

Denz was a talented swordsman

[@annaphorra]

god jerma is such a good actor during that sneak king bit

[@TheKiddingStar]

When he beat boxes it's so good

[@Cryo0]

10/10 edit, tyvm for the chat PIP

[@CandyMaddy]

i loved the remix of "giant enemy spider" that shit was a bop

[@FaeraOthronus]

I think I love the idea of a weekly long stream from jerma