Psycho Streamer KILLS Millions - Jerma Star Wars: Jedi Knight - Jedi Academy Stream Recap

[@ketsuakagi5646]

Jerma is immediately seduced by the dark side and he’s never even met a sith

[@bradonlastname4494]

When you're jerma, everything’s dark

[@popo0129]

Join me and learn to use the power of the dar.... oh uhhh really, you already joined? And you have learned our ways too?! Uhh great

[@HomekittyL2]

@@popo0129 you're actually really...REALLY...powerful...stay the fuck away from me

[@Awesomewithaz]

@@HomekittyL2 one might say more powerful than the emperor

[@popo0129]

@@Awesomewithaz Can one learn of such a power?

[@myawsomebox]

Jerma wasn’t seduced by the Dark Side, he was seduced by the Lightning Side. That’s why he keeps jumping into shields and generators like a moth flying into flame.

[@Freekymoho]

this game really has a completely different energy when you're a silly fish-faced rodian with no facial expression at all

[@popo0129]

What I miss about these games. I want to this rodian variant in future disney shows.

[@jeremytitus9519]

@@popo0129 God imagine Mandalorian but when he takes his helmet off at the end of season 1 instead of Pedro Pascal it's Greedo. The entire Star Wars canon would be instantaneously redeemed.

[@popo0129]

@@jeremytitus9519 Even better, it's Jerma's Jaden. Kathleen Kennedy would be redeemed to the eyes of many.

[@jeremytitus9519]

@@popo0129 The helmet comes off, those big dead fish eyes stare into the camera, and Jaden exclaims "IS IT LIKE SOME KIND OF CURRENCY THING?" That's at least _four_ more sequel trilogies guaranteed then are there.

[@popo0129]

@@jeremytitus9519 Yes all starring Jaden as he force storms the fuck out of everything. He ends up being a bigger legend than Anakin or any of the ancient sith lords and Jedi.

[@patata6868]

28:32 Jerma: *Grabs a guy by the neck with force choke and proceeds to bash his skull open against a wall and break his neck till his spine turns into powder* "Did I get him?"

[@Etherman7]

Playing these games with the realistic dismemberment turned on is truly an amazing experience, nothing like running up to the big bad guy and just lopping his head off with one swing. Or getting your arm cut off because Luke walked too close to you.

[@darktrooper6857]

I remember I had dismemberment on while playing Jedi Outcast and I decapitated Tavion during her boss fight, so the cutscene that followed was pretty wild to say the least

[@shikitohno47]

"Realistic dismemberment" lmfao

[@Etherman7]

@@shikitohno47 I mean, that is what it was called in files. G_saberrealisticcombat 1

[@agentpaint]

I just realized he's laughing without saying "ow" anymore, I hope that means he's doing better now

[@ponponpatapon9670]

omg smart observant man

[@avoidbeing]

its probably never actually hurt he just wheezes on purpose and even admits that when entertaining children the way to make any child laugh is to just pretend to be hurt

[@RandomTomatoSoup]

@@avoidbeing No he has an issue with his back where it hurt for him to laugh for a while so his doctors told him to avoid it. Hopefully it's better now

[@avoidbeing]

@@RandomTomatoSoup part of the joke

[@pizzacarl6955]

@@avoidbeing No he actually has health issues

[@snake867511]

When the senate is sus

[@shelton9241]

😳

[@falafel1980]

I AM the senate!

[@FortressLordJP193]

I am thankful for the Republic and I had a great Clone War. Hope you did too. Hope you have plenty of midichlorians, hope you had plenty of credits, plenty of blasters plenty of kyber crystals. All the things that we love to have during our wars among the stars. I'm thankful for YOU.

[@RickJaeger]

Palpatine really was the imposter all along when you think about it

[@TheThingInMySink]

''No Obi Wan you don't get it, the younglings were acting mad sus''

[@boxcarz]

7:22 Jerma's wheeze blends seamlessly with those birds.

[@Bulletinki]

Cheltie, I just want to quickly acknowledge the effort that goes into these videos. I know how burning-out editing can get, and I want to appreciate you sticking with it, and making amazing recaps in less than 24 hours after the original stream. Being able to just constantly work that effectively is amazing, so thank you for the work you do for the Jerma community, it certainly brought entertainment to me and the 1920 (currently) other views on this video and the tens of thousands of views on your other videos.

[@justthomas2488]

71k now!

[@LASAGNA_LARRY]

Raiding an offline channel is like dropping everyone off at a closed restaurant, lmao.

[@popo0129]

Drop off the kids at a closed amusement park and pick them up at 5.

[@counter_coffee767]

that thumbnail is going to haunt me in my dreams

[@rebusn1505]

When the Jedi are sus! 😳

[@SnrubSource]

when the power is unlimited! 😳

[@Klaymen47]

-ANAKIN, CHANCELLOR PALPATINE IS SUS -FROM MY POINT OF VIEW THE JEDI ARE SUS

[@Crazak53]

When I killed your brother, I talked JUST LIKE THIS!

[@club2772]

LMAO it's something

[@756secret]

chat twisting jerma's arm hard enough to make him say force skin was the longest forced joke they've done and I'm glad he did it because I was there trying to make him say it too

[@compoflask6262]

a forced joke huh

[@campbell1232]

The joke must've been Forced Thin by that point

[@AshGorall]

*forced joke*

[@GJ-qt2kk]

i love the slight distinction he makes between his regular palpatine impression and the robot chicken palpatine

[@dantethewanderer4989]

Well of course. One's the regular Palpatine and the other is Seth MacFarlane doing an impression of Palpatine. Meaning that the former is just Jerma doing an impression and the latter is Jerma doing an impression _of_ an impression.

[@JohnBread69]

inb4 cheltie gets hired for 2ndJerma and we lose day after stream recaps again

[@TheKiddingStar]

Ok no hate on the editors at 2nd jerma but why cant we have day after highlights

[@Patrick-pu5di]

@@TheKiddingStar they probably have jobs

[@davidwick709]

@@TheKiddingStar There's a biggg backlog of old streams they're trying to get through

[@squabbbb]

@@TheKiddingStar original editors were good but very, very slow so now there's a massive backlog to work through.

[@tico9162]

Cheltie is really good at the edits but his recaps don't fit 2ndJerma imo, since his videos are normally 40~ minutes long videos kinda like semi-long edits while 2ndJerma videos are only 15-20 minutes long highly condensed videos with ONLY the JermaFunnies ™ and not really caring about what is actually going on in the game.

[@Filthma]

Holy shit it happened. The Rosh-taking-too-much-fall-damage-when-he-scriptedly-jumps-across-the-little-stream bug.

[@dogmanbitehurt8243]

when the impostor commits treason

[@Profile__1]

29:50 anyone else cracking up over the fact that Jerma said _Activate_ Order _Number_ 66?

[@drupenCroi512]

even better was when he looked up the actual line and said HIS was better

[@firstlast6437]

Did you really not catch the entire joke he was doing there?

[@Profile__1]

@@firstlast6437 I did not.

[@RickJaeger]

ENACT Dictum Number Sixty Plus Six

[@boxcarz]

@@RickJaeger Go forth and fulfill the imperative enumerated 11x6

[@houston-says-hi]

Every day he forgets everything he knew about computers and must relearn it all over.

[@shadowsnake94]

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Jerma, the Compact? Of course not. It's not a story the Etalyxes would tell you. It's a Twitch legend. Darth Jerma was Dark Lord of the Clown, so powerful and so funny he could use his chat to create... +2s.

[@bigboysdotcom745]

No. That couldn't be how it happened.

[@stevecooper6578]

I heard he acquired and insane amount of 2 Billion+ credit debt so he fled but bounty hunters they kept finding him cause of the signals his dumptruck ass gives off when he walks

[@crash2262]

Is it possible to learn this power?

[@RickJaeger]

The death Star causes alderaan to explode And it's just the earth from the end of rat movie ........ I feel like this must have been done. it would be such a huge oversight by jerma's fans for _none_ of them to have made an alderaan exploding rat movie joke in all these years

[@iexist8293]

Jerma needs to play The Force Unleashed. I can only imagine how preoccupied he would be with force gripping stormtroopers and bashing them against walls like the child he is.

[@goonished]

I love when he started calling Kyle Katarn a bad guy

[@thepile4850]

18:02 Psycho streamer becomes CORRUPTED by his powers

[@Goozeeeee]

10:21 I love this bit. That 1 HP foreshadowing. 12:51 too 30:19 too too

[@ewanedwards6822]

I think that Jerma not taking that massive opening to hit Alora when her lightsaber got stuck mid-throw was the first time I've genuinely yelled at a youtube video in my life, the fight literally cheesed itself for him and he still lost, that was some irritating shit, A+ tier video though.

[@SilhouetteLifter]

Same lmao. The boss fights are honestly SO hard on the higher difficulties so when something like that happens it's a goddamn blessing

[@Ki_Adi_Mundi]

25:08 If you manage to ride a tauntaun into this cutscene you can actually use it in the fight to one-shot her with it's headbutt attack. *_The More You Know_*

[@Ptrixie]

Whoever did that thumbnail needs to be put into prison immediately.

[@Haydn3560]

Agreed 🤝

[@fAKSDFKamsdf]

Yes

[@thesilverfalcon]

Agreed, because they should have put yellow Sith eyes to make it lore accurate! /s

[@Matteomax]

19:37 jerma gives into the voices in his head and becomes a true sith lord

[@nothingthere6111]

When the chosen one is sith

[@crackknack]

Jerma, in the beginning at least, comes off as a bumbling villain who is overconfident and tries to beat the main characters, but keeps fucking up Edit: I’m watching the rest of the video Jerma is legitimately the villain huh

[@jojobizadTRASH]

Creepypasta: Jerma comes out of my Planter's Peanute jar and uses the dark powers against me

[@gregoryberrycone]

i must have clicked "do not recommend this channel" or "im not interested" on at least 50 jerma videos by now and i'm still getting recommended them. theres no escaping this man

[@mannequin_z]

New Years Eve: I should never do “DOY-DOY-DOY” on stream ever again. Not even one week into 2021: ♬ DOY-DOY-DOY ♬

[@lostfan10000]

I'm so glad he enjoyed this one. This game is one of my childhood favorites.

[@manbat1168]

I super fucking appreciate your highlights literally the day after the stream, you're a god haha

[@Tucker454]

"Psycho Streamer KILLS Millions" Are you new to Jerma985?

[@Tucker454]

Damn millenials, it's enough to show them a picture of ass or catboy so they could forget litteral warcrimes, I am truly dissapointed in new generation [Original comment I was responding to got deleted]

[@riffmond]

@@Tucker454 speaking of where's that catboy getup he's supposed to be in for two streams

[@yeah4710]

That's the least amount of people he killed this month

[@Para1122]

13:39 Jerma would be a brilliant stormtrooper

[@Endiepup]

MICROSCOPIC Streamer KILLS The Younglings

[@darktrooper6857]

I really want him to play Movie Duels 2 in all its janky glory

[@rodi8206]

This stream made me realize how long it's been since he's played an actual "Jerma game."

[@Jackenack]

I don't know what it was but Jerma was just so fuckin loosey goosey during this stream, especially after the 4 hour mark. His brain was operating on a different plane

[@darktrooper6857]

I like how by going dark side he made the last level way harder

[@darktrooper6857]

nvm I wasn't expecting him to get the one force power you can only get with cheats lmao

[@BetaSquaredPlus]

Hey, happy birthday and thanks for the continued edits. :3

[@Cheltie]

Thanks and no problem!

[@optillian4182]

When the Supreme Chancellor is a Sith Lord! 😳

[@m_ag_n498]

3:57 I was wondering why this voice sounded so familiar, it’s Jason Marsden who also voices Max from A Goofy Movie

[@DanieleCapellini]

28:53 BEST NOISE 2021

[@jamesedleymusic]

“It better not ruin my game.” Don’t worry, it only makes every lightsaber fight pitifully short.

[@eneco3965]

Oh shit, this was my 1st SW game. I still haven't gotten around to playing the earlier Jedi Knight games.

[@aguyfromnz537]

Jerma has the world record of being corrupted by the dark side

[@halo7oo]

I've learned that I'm apparently the only person on Earth who plays humans in fantasy games.

[@MysteriousStrangerVA]

Nah, not really. I guess it’s more that many players are just under the assumption that too many people play humans lol.

[@dachshund_gaming]

I used to do that but I’ve recently been finding it fun to play as weird characters in RPGs. I’m playing a goblin in Pillars of Eternity, and a skeleton in Divinity Original Sin 2

[@sunmakergg]

Dark vision is a crutch, real men take blindfighting

[@Tyler-o2s]

I swear i recognize the voice actor of the npc jedi apprentice but i can't for the life of me remember where from

[@darthvaderken]

Rosh? It's the courier from skyrim I think

[@Deadbeatcow]

"nope, sorry, nothing"

[@avid5985]

He does Sai in Naruto, he's done tons of voices.

[@hambor12]

I feel like it’s Jason Marsden, famous for being Max Goof in Goof Troop and Craig Boone in Fallout: New Vegas And a whole lot of other characters in 90s cartoons

[@hambor12]

@@darthvaderken the skyrim courier is indeed Jason Marsden

[@TheArnoldification]

if jerma played d&d he would be the wizard that memorizes 300 fireballs

[@prodical1972]

this is easily now one of my favorite jerma videos, i cried from laughing so hard several times

[@Duranous.]

Jerma figured out how to make a good game excruciating to watch.

[@RandomTomatoSoup]

what do you mean, this was a really fun stream

[@Duranous.]

@@RandomTomatoSoup I don't know, not for me live. I didn't catch the beginning or end so it was most op lightning and refusing to use his lightsaber. The edited video does capture all the getting lost stuff, it's more about getting all the fun bits.

[@darktrooper6857]

@@Duranous. The lightning was funny tho, and he couldn't just cheese the Sith cultists with it anyway (most of the time)

[@Duranous.]

@@darktrooper6857 I was hoping for the mission with all sith cultist but that's later.

[@dinonatorful]

@@Duranous. he play game wrong not way i want 😤😤😤

[@danthesandman]

Jerma: "you can't! DMCAaaaaa this! It is allowww-ed!" Me: "what makes you think that will stop them?"

[@MisterJunichi]

28:53 timestamping doy of the fates

[@carlshatred931]

this was one of the funniest streams I've ever watched

[@BrotherSean]

18:49 That rock has a face on the left when he says "I didnt train a lightsaber move"

[@thinkingname7569]

What I love about this channel is most of the times it shows things that don’t appear on 2ndJerma and I think that’s great

[@deecomposerr]

34:48 the ritualistic chanting of the truly deranged

[@Golden_Ghoul]

12:55 Jerma: I think he's dead? nope

[@ProStateExaminer]

Jesus christ, we're not even two minutes in and he already made a WoW reference

[@Milkolash]

another stellar edit, keep up the great work

[@caseyhayes7510]

31:32 "He's too high... I'm not high. I don - y'kn - I'm high _everyday,_ guys... relax."

[@jamesforgington3315]

12:44 Nomination for Weirdest Noise of 2021

[@SlipsSC]

maybe you could use your lightsaber to cut those trees down and make a bridge

[@Eralen00]

5:09 "Why cannot I hit him?"

[@hada__02]

3:49 me when I’m watching any animated show from the last 30 years and hear any slightly nasally male voice actor

[@LtSprinkulz]

how has he played video games for this long but still plays like he's never touched a video game in his life

[@DarkSnideoftheRainbow]

It's both incredibly amusing and incredibly frustrating that Jerma seems to see the choice between light side or dark side as like a choice between coke or pepsi

[@JacobVonRoker]

robot chicken is cutaway gags that didnt make it to family guy

[@henrymartinvo]

Flip that because Robot chicken bits were funny and Family Guy cutaways suck

[@humphreybrogart8392]

Oh shit, I love this game! This gives me hope that he will play Grim Fandango

[@Shroom-Mage]

This thumbnail in my recommendations today looks exactly like Spamton, which, honestly, makes a lot of sense

[@GriffyBoi]

That thumbnail is haunting good job

[@connormccloskey5971]

30:15 Phenomenal

[@ohboy1113]

33:25 it’s like that mario kart shortcut.

[@surelylune]

that thumbnail... when the imposter is da senate!!

[@MRfDestruction]

Watching Jerma get lost and go the wrong way at EVERY turn was as hilarious as it was frustrating considering this is my favorite game.

[@liquidchris4147]

17:44 Mandatory "Force-Kin" joke button

[@audimalvin5763]

how come I haven't notice this channel yet, this guy work fast

[@babycoolkid1541]

28:59 how

[@alpine7313]

12:57 "He's dead? I think he's dead." *freeze frame* Narrator: He wasn't dead...

[@zacharyhicks6237]

That swoop bike section had me wondering. What does extreme content mean?

[@aasouthard4747]

Over 100 billion was added to the debt over the course of the 2 Jedi Knight streams

[@non-haereticicoalition8392]

Chat offered him a record deal?

[@QuanTumm1357]

I just started playing this game before Christmas on my Xbox series X. The problem with playing this on Xbox for your first playthrough is that the game just doesn’t tell you the controls or where to go. I was stuck on the speeder bike section for ages because it doesn’t tell you the boost button. Truly an awful game but I’m determined to beat it

[@SusCac]

Remember to use the console commands "helpusjerma1" and "more ass_dumptruck 3"

[@solharv7817]

My favourite WoW streamer

[@antgm93]

So this is how liberty dies...

[@ScarlettScoot]

12:42 for Best Noise 2021

[@sk33t_38]

22:10 Obi Wan is already a candidate for worst impression of 2021

[@GROB-pz5tk]

That damn intro

[@sochiolympics8427]

When the chancellor is sus! 😳

[@M3GAMAN100]

Jerma Evil Streamer Moments

[@ItzHammrTime]

He rlly should play the forced unleashed, only the first 1 tho

[@popo0129]

Yeah would be funny I feel. Second game honestly is skippable, just bet it a few weeks ago and wow it's lifeless.

[@copyrightstrike4666]

28:57 worst noise?

[@Pickle-jarr]

It has been 0 streams since Jerma has made a WoW reference and I’m still all here for it

[@dfghj241]

jerma streams are becoming like a rogue like videogame but for the streamer lol. chat comes up with random buffs and debuffs and jerma has to choose which to follow.

[@wikipediaintellectual7088]

Who’s idea was it to make the main character a RODIAN?

[@TheCat_3]

Jerma doesn't understand what detain means

[@horatio2060]

Is this the STREAMER that constantly references WORLD OF WARCRAFT?

[@fAKSDFKamsdf]

Ayo thanks for the profile pic

[@happybadger3351]

Jerma creepypasta