Nigel Has A Girlfriend? | HAIYAA #47

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It's been a minute since the last podcast! Has much happened in the intervening period? Well Nigel began filming on the second series of his show "East Mode", Producer Matt sold his flat and is nearing moving date but most importantly Nigel is now monogamous.
0:00 - Nigel is in a monogamous relationship! Editing on the comedy special is nearing completion and will be landing soon.
11:00 - Working with sensitive actors, will LA turn Nigel woke and why old men can get away with hitting on younger women.
17:00 - Producer Matt has sold his flat and is trying to rope his friends into helping him move, this is something Nigel is vehemently opposed. Why Producer Matt is proud of preparing to drive a “Luton” van.
26:00 - Nigel reveals that his Mom and Dad both had eleven siblings (11!?!) and goes on to speak lovingly and not at all inappropriately about his Grandparents sex lives.
32:00 - Nigel is enjoying dipping his toes into the acting scene and confesses the he actually received an applause break after one of his scenes!
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[@audioupgrades]

I just realised that Uncle Roger is the real person and Nigel Ng is the invented, outrageous comedy character.

[@SyN_B]

🤡

[@TheJlee28]

That’s correct 👍

[@watrgrl2]

Lmao!

[@anahiimeza]

Is it Auntie Esther!? WE WANT ANSWERS!

[@SyN_B]

I don't think so. That was a skit.

[@anahiimeza]

@@SyN_B Nothing has been confirmed nor denied, so I consider his answer “still pending” 🥸

[@queent2815]

I think its Valentina the camera woman.... she's cute

[@RicardoAldana1988]

It isn't Valentina cuz he said that it isn't white.. It raised on Esther!

[@anahiimeza]

Also, Valentina settles with salt to save a meal. If that doesn’t scream “RED FLAG”, you need to check on yourself. (PS: I’m being sarcastic so no one get offended please)

[@Eddyspeeder]

Yay, so glad to finally have another podcast episode. I missed them in the last few weeks. Been a loyal viewer/listener since episode 1. Sad to see it go, but hope you‘ll start a new podcast some time in the USA!

[@estherng8911]

I was literally smiling through the entire time Nigel was talking about his girlfriend ❤❤❤ super cute and sweet!! Notice how he said "my woman" and not "girl" as compared to those casual dates he was seeing! Really wish the best for both of you ❤ honestly would be so nice to have a life update podcast once in a while!!

[@PokhrajRoy.]

Hello to Producer Matt! 1:25 Very genius editing style. P.S. Congratulations to the happy couple on the 5th Anniversary!

[@Junkdog_GearlessJoe_Nomad]

Please keep doing some sort of podcasting in LA, still gonna miss the hilarious chemistry between Nigel and Matt

[@tanyachen748]

Yeah!! You found your life partner. God bless your relationship. Congratulations Nigel

[@vienogola1421]

Nigel, I wanted to thank you for making me laugh, I am going through radio and chemo, here in Kenya....you have truly helped with my depression

[@PokhrajRoy.]

I really love the long titles of the chapters. It always cracks me up 😂

[@1ListerofSmeg]

Yeah, It's a distinctive and clever touch 😂👍

[@PokhrajRoy.]

Congratulations to Nigel on getting an applause after performing a scene! We’d love to see more of you on screen.

[@PhantomObserver]

It would be real funny if Uncle Roger were to be on KZbin reacting to his own special.

[@dy97]

sad to discover the podcast now that is about to finish. good podcast!

[@Text_mrnigelng_official]

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[@jessbridges564]

The show was so good!!! Nigel is so good at working the crowd🤣

[@nonalolagirl]

Nigel is starting to sound like Uncle Roger lmao

[@deborahgodley6980]

Nigel, you will be moving to LA- my neck of the woods! I knew you wld end up here sooner or later.Hope you do some appearances around town!!!!

[@juniorphillips8904]

Congrats Roger 👏, love the "template" comment very relatable term

[@carebear91]

Who here is hoping it's Auntie Esther lol

[@carebear91]

His description of who it is definitely sounds like Esther too

[@Text_mrnigelng_official]

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[@anikasumi697]

Me

[@LittleImpaler]

A lot people are saying it's not Esther.

[@rnyy94]

Auntie Esther is actually married.

[@xFF7xGIRLx]

Uncle Nigel has a girlfriend??? I literally just died inside 😭💔

[@sugastrophiesbitches4380]

Nigel is not an uncle roger is😭😭

[@xFF7xGIRLx]

​@@sugastrophiesbitches4380 they're both my uncle 😭

[@T0x1c-AM-AE]

@@xFF7xGIRLx no uncle roger calls him Nephew Nigel

[@xFF7xGIRLx]

@@T0x1c-AM-AE i know lol i mistyped 😂

[@novicetexan9476]

EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!

[@oldjazz8554]

I've never cried of laugh through out the whole podcast of 40 mins

[@ariadneschild8460]

Well done Nigel! Good luck with adjusting to the monogamous life!

[@anniebell1977]

Damn, you were in Boston!!!!!!!! That's 2 hours from me or less. HIYAA!!!!!! Now I cry! I'll be there next time!

[@aspoonfulofsuga9912]

Good for you. Hope you stay happy 😊

[@frostbitefalls8101]

I suppose Matt was so overcome with the news that Nigel is seeing someone thathe completely for got to wish Nigel a Happy Birthday. Well, from my little corner of Minnesota (even though I know you dislike Minnesota) Happy Birthday Nigel!

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[@Epaulshi]

Looking forward to the video and relive the fun!

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[@earthenalyson]

Woohoo 🙌🎉 Blessings to you both ❤

[@marym1036]

Every sorry said…I just hear ‘sorry, children.’ 😂

[@dona2325]

Oh, I miss these inappropriate jokes in the podcast. Congratulations to all the new life steps. BTW, Happy birthday to Nigel.😉

[@Zer0BurnX]

Nigel your Boston stand up show was so fucking funny it literally broke the decibel meter on my Apple watch! It's true, it showed up in the notification and warned me LOL

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[@francesvitug7646]

Congratulations Nigel!

[@no1u521]

Matt dying at Nigels jokes lmao

[@danielacorredeira1217]

Poor Matt!! Hahah he gets so uncomfortable with some of the Nigel's jokes. Hahaha, he is such a sweetheart! Congrats on finding love, Nigel!! I hope uncle Roger doesn't get mad! Hahahhahaha

[@AlanzoDirect]

I can’t get you uncle Rodger accent out of my head now 😂😂

[@DerekZahn]

Gonna miss you guys interacting. Good luck to you both.

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[@PokhrajRoy.]

With the way Producer Matt thought Chimney Sweeps work, I thought for a moment: “Nephew Nigel STEP IN TIME.”

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[@Fettman89]

Thank God for Nigel, never stop being your hilarious self haha, how is LA and everything?

[@krislong9338]

Daniel Day Ng in Last of the Malaysians. Coming to theatres this summer!

[@Billkwando]

Hi Nigel! There already is an Asian Daniel Day Lewis! It's Daniel Dae Kim. He IS Johnny Gat, after all....🤣🤣🤣

[@CaseyLowell-nt1uj]

I am so sad there will be no more podcast

[@hamsta11]

make a list under her contact on your phone of places you've taken her to, plan to, and important past dates like anniversaries

[@HeidiTieu]

If every guy did that, it would've saved their ass so many times 😂

[@hamsta11]

@@HeidiTieu I showed my wife the list under her contact after she bugged me about not remembering certain important dates and now she never asks me

[@hamsta11]

Further tip since I just started doing this.. I never remember my wife’s friends full couple names.. like both the husband and wife’s names. Maybe just one person but not both. So I started adding both names under her contact notes.. like “Joe and Mary”. Never mind that sometimes she doesn’t remember the husband’s names or any of my friends’ names either. Anyway saves the “you met/hung out with them once before how do you not remember their names” thing

[@danmelb6433]

Don't ask a question that you don't want an answer to...? Very good advise.

[@michaelwong9777]

I 💕 your podcast uncle Roger AKA Nigel Ng

[@bori13cua]

Lmao the 2 cuts Matt threw in out of spite lmao

[@Text_mrnigelng_official]

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[@miriba3581]

I was binge watching your videos just to get to know that you are dating someone. Haiyaaaa By the way congratulations ❤

[@onepiecenumber1fan]

But… what about auntie Esther?

[@PokhrajRoy.]

If Nigel was woke, we wouldn’t have fun stories about Indonesian Arms Dealers.

[@rachitajitsaria1254]

Nigel: Don't cut Matt: Cuts

[@allisonfi5393]

will you come to Australia for your tour?, you are very funny not much can make me laugh but your comedy is quick wit, well done

[@Tooniez_H]

I am going to miss how Matt felt uncomfortable 🤣

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[@cilaneloke9860]

Nigel can make Uncle Guga uncomfortable in USA. Equally if not, more uncomfortable. 😏

[@olligaminglounge]

Luton van has an extra storage space above the cabin, if not it's called a standard box van, here you learnt something new today!

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[@izumiyochan1333]

Ain't never clicked faster after seeing the title

[@00tad]

5s in. Fingers crossed for auntie Esther lol

[@upthedown1]

Defecting to the West Coast?! Next thing you know you will be drinking wine spritzers and saying I don't eat pork anymore!

[@ljc3484]

Nigel no longer available = no longer interesting. Just kidding!! Good luck to you both! ❤

[@chewyc9580]

Aunty Esther 😂

[@ljc3484]

@@chewyc9580 😂😂

[@michaelwong9777]

Awesome 😎 show

[@ladeelibra925]

@Nigel Ng. I'm a little confused. Why do *YOU* need a "Women's Vibrator" to stay Monogamous? 🤔

[@ujona]

Nigel, I been there and done that with the cycling of places as you mentioned because I am creature of habit. That was the past and no more...oy

[@rosemarielin4927]

Congrats Nigel. Hope you can tell us more about your new house in LA 😬

[@jessicaryan9887]

Non strict monogamy, sometimes you use left hand, sometimes right..

[@PokhrajRoy.]

Asian Families with an unusually large number of family members was fashionable back in the day.

[@area_36]

看过很多喜剧演员，罗杰叔叔绝对不是在“绞尽脑汁”的去写段子，他真的是一个天才，真的是一个天才。一个在语言上极其有天赋的人，再加上开阔的眼界，配上黄种人的智力，再加上乐观积极的努力，他必定会被世人喜欢。如果这样的人不成功，还能有谁成功让那么多人喜欢？补一句，特别是罗杰叔叔一点也不帅，靠的完全是个人魅力好吧~哈哈哈哈哈

[@Anoncore1]

It better be aunti Helen !

[@TanyaMendez.]

As soon as I saw this I thought NO!!!! I would've said it out loud but it's 2am & ppl are sleeping. I'm happy that he's happy also sad for all intents & purposes. 😕

[@friedTempura99]

Uncle Roger is really the censored Nigel 🤣🤣🤣

[@marylee9706]

Boxes dont come free with movers uncle, movers already logged them in the quotations.

[@Ninkavbed]

26:25 I can relate but I’m that uncle that’s 20 years younger

[@honeyspringshomestead1411]

Lol, thought when he was talking about a van for moving he pronounced it looting van. Annunciation my friend l, it's the difference between a van people have for looting runs lol.

[@chokyuhyuncover3796]

決不！ 你應該等我的。 為什麼這麼不耐煩？🤣

[@lucindaarchuletta2590]

Have you shopped your special to netflix? Your very funny please dont ever get woke LOL🙂

[@Jason_Moorhees]

But what about Aunty Ester?! 😢

[@littlecat2222]

Nigel is indeed an attractive man !!! Lucky girl ! Congratulations!! ❤❤

[@WayneZhang-tm7td]

What show is it with Comedy Central?

[@toxic_gamer7727]

please continue making the offensive jokes i love them

[@watrgrl2]

Wow Nigel, you’re just offending the whole female race on this podcast. Your new girlfriend must be one tough woman and have really thick skin to survive your past and your raunchy sense of humor. I hope it works out for you both. It’s definitely not fun to be alone in life.

[@albertocabrera6614]

Oh I hope its auntie Esther

[@mingng8580]

Haiyaa Yaa you so funny no body writing the script 😂😂😂❤❤❤❤

[@Enne-]

Cant you go to grocery stores and ask them for boxes of products they stalked already? Thats what we do here. Free and convinient and you get a mix of sizes.

[@joywarner1367]

Haiyaa!!

[@d.e.i.g.o_]

Topic at the minute 26:00 had me laugh so hard 🤣😂

[@Text_mrnigelng_official]

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[@Lea-cu3ys]

Alternative title: Nigel boasting with random dude for 40 min straight

[@andjelaarsic9217]

Is there going to be a video of Uncle Roger reviewing Nephew Nigel's egg fried rice?

[@Text_mrnigelng_official]

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[@shaunc-j6819]

Nigel I'm in Kuala Lumpur right now what food should I go and try and what's your favourite?

[@PokhrajRoy.]

Yes, we kinda knew that Nigel is in a committed relationship.

[@PokhrajRoy.]

Waiting for Nigel to discover the Aroace Spectrum to learn how people end their day that doesn’t end in sex lol

[@Text_mrnigelng_official]

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[@Feimicha]

AGREED

[@Bad_Design]

In Germany nobody cares if your fireplace works you have to have your chimney cleaned every year.

[@SpecialJay]

Entertainment lawyer then. Congrats!

[@person23457]

it better be auntie Esther 😢

[@AllyCakes12]

If you're in your 30+ hire movers. Most likely your friends are just as old and someone gonna pull a muscle somewhere lol

[@Text_mrnigelng_official]

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[@upthedown1]

Sooooooo true about old guys always hitting on young women 😂

[@infamizchina732]

Why NIGEL 😖 PLEASE DON’T END THIS PODCAST…….

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[@tipskulhiso6763]

We’ve got a new Auntie? May be Auntie Helen again?

[@ironivzed1674]

Auntie Esther? lol

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[@asimplethievingbat5978]

Lucky sob. Wish I had a relationship like that

[@cdomin12]

It better be Auntie Esther?!?!?!

[@erinh6005]

Auntie Esther lives in New York 😭

[@elinstar6034]

Matt is not going to look badass in the Luton van. He is never going to look badass. Too adorable.

[@Potato-bi8eq]

Where did auntie esters love that uncle roger has for her go

[@treeco262]

Yay nigels humour

[@khadibb]

DADDY NIGEL 😭😭

[@picky9irl]

Because he said when you’re over 3️⃣0️⃣, so I googled how old he is, he’s actually my age😱

[@13KK31]

I want to see Matt now😂😂

[@Swimfit998]

oh my the same 5 places that is so funny 😃