Nigel Is Getting A Hair Transplant?! | HAIYAA #33

Nigel discusses his current plans for a hair transplant and berates Producer Matt for going to yet another music festival! Matt also played matchmaker when he paired up Nigel with a fan of the podcast for a date.
0:00 - Nigel will record a podcast the same day as his hair transplant and Producer Matt has been to another festival.
7:00 - What it's like to plan for a hair transplant and why Canada are holding Nigel's world tour hostage.
16:40 - Nigel goes on a date with a fan of Haiyaa Podcast and Matt was the matchmaker. They also speak about their upcoming trip to Amsterdam.
29:20 - After a blood test Nigel is told to try and bring his cholesterol down to reduce the chance of diabetes and Nigel has an existential epiphany.
38:35 - Nigel meets a show off from Essex who's Range Rover was broken into and needed his help.
45:10 - Listener email trying to prove to Nigel that there are other examples of race mixing which are cute as well as Indonesia/Dutch!
Go see Nigel on tour: nigelngcomedy.com/#shows
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[@NPayne-ci1sw]

YES!!! We want a podcast on the first day

[@rev.paull.vasquez4001]

When you say, “Vegetables take like sad” one tends to suspect that you eat carbs & meat, probably more meat than others because veggies aren’t taking that part of your stomach capacity, so high cholesterol would be about right. High carbs just converts to sugars, so high blood sugar also sounds about right.

[@hellingford]

Just FYI, cholesterol can also be caused by your genes, and white rice had nothing to do with it. At least for people who already have a relatively healthy lifestyle, it has nothing to do with your diet, your exercise, it's just your genes. Good news is that it is easy to regulate with medication. So don't worry, you don't have to give up white rice!

[@puppmasr-ms3qq]

Why would you want to regulate cholesterol? The only issue with cholesterol is oxidisation, which leads to formation of plaque. Guess what, diet plays a significant role in oxidisation. Stop eating processed BS.

[@Toywins]

I tend to have higher cholesterol, but my arteries are clean, just had them checked a couple of months ago!

[@littlehomeforest5972]

@@Toywins I have high cholesterol since forever. I eat clean and exercised but still super high. Every odd. I was so stressed for years. How do you check if your arteries are clean?

[@littlehomeforest5972]

I have super high cholesterol since forever and I tried not eating rice (don't eat too much processed food either), yet I'm still battling with high cholesterol.

[@wdililn]

He had high blood sugar too, that’s what the white rice was related to, not the cholesterol

[@pet-tl4us]

YES. Record pod on the day of the transplant!

[@KungPaoPenny]

I think you should do the podcast during the procedure or directly after returning home just when the anesthesia is wearing off

[@donataspuidokas2601]

Uncle Roger was doing so much pounding that his hair couldn't take it anymore and decided to start leaving like auntie Helen did.

[@daveinmontana7726]

Make a lot more fun of Matt ! He takes it well and it's super funny. This is my 2nd comment, check out the first one, I think there's a few on stage joke minutes about Matt and his festivals that would definitely get some laughs !

[@Starlqqking1994]

Nigel looks amazing now!

[@GaryMustPlay]

where's the indonesia tour episode ?

[@420blazinOG]

You need to record a podcast the day of the procedure. You even get a free ride with Prodcuer Matt.

[@PokhrajRoy.]

The chapters in this video have ridiculously long titles and I love it 😂

[@shilpaannmathew3862]

I do think a shorter life lived to the fullest is better than a long ass one with suffering and discontent. Just hope the future brings some magic health restoring magic🥺

[@waterchicken8420]

where's the video of adventures in Indonesia? haiyaa did it get demonetized?

[@Mooawee]

Hi nigel.. where is podcast number #32?

[@zoulzopan]

hey nigel your podcast of your trip to indonesia wasn't uploaded if it was it's not showing up for me.

[@aldeanphilipdelacruz3174]

I saw it too then it was removed, it was a great episode too.

[@JennyLynn0001]

... white rice is probably one of the healthier sides that we eat with dinner. Hello Fresh has a lot of jasmine rice meals that are delicious :D

[@davidhasbrouck7948]

Some countries let you apply for a second copy of your passport for exactly this reason. You just need to prove that you are traveling and getting visas enough to need one. I would think you would qualify. I know it is possible with UK and USA passports but I couldn't tell if it can be done in Malaysia.

[@jetholpaanod423]

One of the funniest episodes. I like Nigel’s alternative perspective on things. I don’t agree with it all the time but he’s correct, it sometimes strikes a chord.

[@Mimi-si6qk]

Uh, these aren’t his deeply held political convictions he’s putting across - you don’t have to think deeply about whether you agree or disagree. He’s riffing, chatting and making amusing social observations.

[@jetholpaanod423]

@@Mimi-si6qk True, hence, I said, I don’t agree with IT, I didn’t say I don’t agree with not HIM, because I know what he says could just be an alternative view that he may or may not hold deeply.

[@yukihana929]

i'm sorry, why haiyaa #32 got privated ? can someone tell me

[@initialdna8816]

Did you guys remove the "Adventure in Indonesia" video? I was looking forward to listening to it but I couldn't find it anywhere.. Bummer.

[@izzurzuhri]

Eps 32 talk about arms dealer and brothel

[@getleetonwe]

Probably they put in too much details in it and someone ask it to be edited/removed

[@3shtrlb]

Would love to see a home tour.

[@aldeanphilipdelacruz3174]

Never been this early!😳 Let's make Matt take it with you as well! Patreon extra content.

[@AdoraTsang]

Nigel's life is starting to sound like an Asian version of Larry David from "Curb Your Enthusiasm".

[@estherng8911]

GUYSSSS.... What happened to episode #32 of the podcast 😭😭😭 why is it taken down I haven't listen to that yet 😩😩

[@kusiciel]

that guy that left the note was probably trying to see if you leave that camera feature on.

[@NPayne-ci1sw]

How long before you can wash your hair?

[@indiflynn7225]

I love Matt’s voice…😍

[@kernowmaid701]

Stress can kick up your cholesterol Nigel. You're on tour and have mentioned before that you get very stressed so that may be a factor. As for pre-diabetic, don't let them prescribe Statns... do some research, they are really not good at all and seem to be a 'cure-all' these days for anything. Love your stuff so much, keep it up and get some R n R !!

[@JS-ny5du]

mate honestly just don't give medical advice, it's so dangerous. Statins are only prescribed when there is a clear need and measures to reduce cholesterol haven't worked i.e. the patient has eaten healthier and lost weight and taken measures to reduce cholesterol and there is still an excess OR the patient is at high risk or has for a serious heart condition that could cause death if untreated and is uncontrolled. As for statins being dangerous, they can cause diabetes in 75 out of 10,000 people whom are on them, we routinely check for diabetes and other complications. I will say its much better to have diabetes than any heart condition and diabetes is well managed. I'm a cardiac surgeon and in the last 3 years I've had 27 patients whom have had a clear need for statins, explained the risks & benifits and what may happen as a result of not taking them. 27 people whom refused to take them because they are worried, and have came back to me to be in heart failure, blocked arteries, heart attacks & strokes. 9 of these people passed away needlessly! These medications when used properly (which they are now) are life savers and you shouldn't give medical advice to someone when you don't know the situation of the person.

[@Toywins]

Statins are terrible. If people would track their blood sugar in order to bring down their A1C, it would do wonders.

[@JS-ny5du]

@@Toywins statins aren’t used for blood sugar…

[@VishwadeepShinde]

I am using statin (also clopidogrel) for 2 years now because of stroke caused by high cholesterol. I can say statins cause a tremendous muscle weakness. But one should never stop taking statins because it is proven to avoid cardiovascular issues.

[@toodie535]

@@JS-ny5du there are other drugs like Zetia that dont have statin side effects. Also, eat more fermented foods.

[@LuisRuiz-ez2tv]

This is the first time I've watched the podcast and producer Matt look way different than I thought

[@joshuak147]

Hey Nigel, where's "Haiyaa #32 Adventures in Indonesia" ?

[@alexissalmeron4289]

Yo what happen to ep 32?

[@twinklestar1220]

Where is HAIYAA #32？

[@ozchinoise]

Matt deserves a raise!

[@PokhrajRoy.]

Happy to see Producer Matt! Hope everyone’s well at home.

[@riefaldiwidodo5169]

Where is indonesian adventure podcast??

[@MuhammadKharismawan]

Where is Haiyaa 32? The Indonesia visit one?

[@BookNerd4Music]

The fact that Matt is being casually evil by convincing Nigel to film on the day of hair transplant is good payback to his bully 😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@nicolesibylla2541]

Where do they get the hair from? The @rse? Asking for a friend...

[@JungleboyRayan]

Next week in Stockholm! See you there!

[@dimasprayuda6042]

where is episode #32? T_T

[@CitraTheKrumZ]

where is the Indonesia's episode??

[@stevenwest1494]

The prices available to have it done in England are like 5 times higher than abroad. The people who try and sell you it though make a used car salesman look like somebody you'd set your sister (that you actually loved and adored) up to be with. £5000 is the minimum they'll charge in England, and what they offer for the money is just AWFUL.

[@skelebro9999]

I hope Nigel is fine 🙏

[@DerekZahn]

Producer Matt is great and Nigel tries his best, five stars

[@nicolesibylla2541]

In Canada, we'd rather elect jokes than tell jokes....

[@androctinus9946]

Producer Matt is very hardworking and Nigel contributes a little. Great podcast! Amazing! Superb!

[@Marcos-kk9nx]

“You a nert, you a nert”😂😂

[@burnedmozzarella]

why is episode 32 is gone?

[@bellchanmeow]

I think for safety reasons 😂😂🤭🤭🤭

[@peterpan4598]

U need >

[@thatkidinthecorner1894]

Bro I think I got an ad for package rice 🍚😀

[@xhoirizon2225]

hearing him without the accent for the first time is just so shocking 😂

[@AdriaMcC]

My siblings and I are first born here in America lol.. Mom is Indonesian and Dutch, father is African American 😅😅😅 Dad was chasing her down 😂😂😂😂

[@icycoco8006]

Matt needs to watch the Woodstock 99 doc and he will never want to go to a festival ever again!!🤮

[@endiekarwanmusic1772]

Where's haiya #32 ?

[@durrahw3439]

Such a great episode!!! White rice all the way - a true Malaysian

[@wisnumurti3091]

Where is HAIYAA #32?

[@richiejohnson]

08:53 That came out of nowhere... 🤓

[@MugenTJ]

Nigel has the same view as I do about aging but I clock at 70. That’s already too old. He is probably joking as usual but it’s real!

[@edmundteoh7915]

Jamie Oliver is from Essex 😂 Explains why he won't work with you.

[@icycoco8006]

Solid 5 stars ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ !

[@gwenixe]

life is too short to not eat the white rice

[@eujinn89]

ok Nigel asked to leave comment :)

[@kemalfazahastadi1952]

Where is the Episode 32?

[@izzurzuhri]

Eps 32 talk about arms dealer and brothel

[@schoochieluv]

I don't think you need a transplant, your handsome as you are. By the the way I love your podcasts,and Uncle Roger ❤ . Your hilarious , I hope to see you soon in December

[@viligerm6592]

Bro already got it

[@richiejohnson]

He doesn't need it

[@hoyaplz69]

Why does Matt look like a british jessie pinkman

[@zackcarl7861]

You can get same hair transplant done in Australia, india, or Korea for 1000-2000 dollars

[@refansyah8651]

where haiyaa #32

[@faisal-ahmad]

where is #32 podcast vijio?

[@veey1386]

Where is number 32

[@jsilbern8973]

As a Canadian, I don't side with our government in their BS delay. Uncle Roger to Canada 🇨🇦 before 2022 ends

[@suzann6367]

Live longer to look forward to eating f***ing brown rice everyday 🤣

[@AllyCakes12]

I feel attacked cos I prefer your pod over Uncle Roger lol.

[@davidtcf]

same here.. this podcast is overtaking Nigel Ng's channel lol. Getting better by the day.

[@tangpailing8405]

Haiyaa~ now we know the reason why you rescheduled Taipei. BTW, welcome producer Matt to visit Taipei, Taiwan where is the best country for transplant and cosmetic surgery due to absolute quality, relative safety and bargain-price cost (guarantee cheaper in Taipei than in South Korean, in Japan or in western countries.^^b)

[@Eddyspeeder]

Way to go, Matt! You found the sensitive subject that makes Nigel cringe for a change: alternatives to white rice. Use the right rice, not the white rice.

[@PokhrajRoy.]

Not only does Nigel sow seeds of Marital Discord in Producer Matt’s face but also says “Good” when he heard that his grandparents have died lol

[@sensualchocolate4928]

I love this channel but it amazes me the stuff people worry about vanity wise, lol. Paying $5,000.00 for a minor hairline improvement. Surgery hurts, $5,000.00 is a lot, but it's not me so more power to ya brother, do you.

[@toodie535]

I think Mr Essex meant 'dress watch' vs sporty casual. You were mining him for jokes, right? keeping he convo going? uh huh...

[@ramonramirez3060]

Less white rice & more cheeseburgers for lunch.

[@sergiurus4115]

You could of come to Romania, it`s only 800 pounds :D

[@MaryThePanda]

yayy

[@PokhrajRoy.]

Producer Matt and I have being Accent Chameleons in common. I sound like the people I hang out with lol

[@PokhrajRoy.]

Producer Matt as a Matchmaker would be nice. I hope I’m a candidate too lmao

[@PokhrajRoy.]

36:53 Low-key fat phobic because weight loss is not the only way to go about life as a fat person. Eating less food is not the way to weight loss.

[@veryfitting]

Moderation is effective though you've got to admit?

[@papytofu3796]

Still, go to Turkey, the procedure is high quality, cheaper and you get a holiday/content gathering opportunity in Istanbul. See you in Montreal! PS: Get a second passport and avoid this visa bs next time.

[@JKmusic231]

Mike Thurston got his done in London and he was incredibly satisfied with the results. He made vlogs and updates about his hair transplant journey on his channel - kzbin.info/www/bejne/jZrYo6SoiaqMeNU

[@matban9082]

Is MSG to blame????!!

[@PokhrajRoy.]

“Everyone’s welcome but nobody goes.” is a T-Shirt.

[@channelglenn]

Friends with benefits

[@abcabc-bu9wn]

regarding health issue I do not-so-strict-Keto combine with OMAD (one meal a day) the benefits are: 1. I can eat whatever I want during dinner time, and my jeans waist size keep getting smaller 2. get to eat all my favorite pork knuckle, steak, etc

[@purplebutterfly7257]

Oh poor Nigel. He is now 31 and using wrinkle cream. 🙁

[@PokhrajRoy.]

Not Producer Matt being persecuted for their love of Music Festivals. Hope to hear you going to Australia for their Summer Music Festival.

[@LargeAndRobustPeter]

You just can't eat so much fried stuff. ironically eating sushi is probably ideal. Fried rice is not good to eat all the time. Dim sum - forget about it oil wise - just can't eat the delicious asian food as often. More soups, pho is fine-ish; simple broccoli rice fish dishes. More fruit. When you say 'living' you're just eating rich decadent meals all the time. Gotta taper off the oil density :)

[@aryan1956]

If only those skin care companies would stop sneaking into old people's bedrooms at night & bottling that Oil of Ol'Lady. Maybe those old ladies wouldn't be so dry & wrinkled. 🤣

[@virtuosojinz]

I have 3500 graft transplanted 🌚🌚🌚 it was a long process 😂

[@icycoco8006]

31:29

[@b.b.8955]

Nigel is aging into Uncle Roger. Stay true to your craft and age gracefully, hiyah Nigel! Maybe they should transfer your pubes instead of the existing hair on your head…keep those, you might need them later…🤦🏻‍♀️

[@HiddenAgendas]

no wonder his thumbnails alwas has his forehead covered

[@PokhrajRoy.]

Nigel, you have a decent hairline and great hair but I wish you all the best and hope you’re recovering.

[@PokhrajRoy.]

25:58 So, basically, Multilateral Neo-Colonial Eugenics? I am SHOOKETH 🔥

[@thesinister4624]

Incell here!

[@Riceeater_95]

Nigel’s hairline is gonna even more declining after this.

[@PokhrajRoy.]

I like both Uncle Roger Content and the Podcast. What does that say about me? 🌝