He has been sitting under the tree of knowledge but no fruit has fallen into his lap
@SouhridyoBose5 ай бұрын
I'm stealing this😂
@shueibdahir3 ай бұрын
Hhhahahhahhahaha 😂😂😂
@Legal_Sweetie3332 ай бұрын
Jesus H Christ haha
@sakanablesakanable9 ай бұрын
my friend said "I won't die in enemy territory". This was just when we missed our turn on a street
@tegathemenace5 ай бұрын
Opps be on the corner tho😂😂
@shueibdahir3 ай бұрын
@@tegathemenaceaint no way 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@relaxia33899 ай бұрын
my friend says" She is brief and summarized" to tell me a girl is short
@katlamb46063 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@Eric-y2f4 ай бұрын
I received a promotion, and my nigerian friend said, "may witchcraft not crash-land you before your glory shines."
@freeze_maboringo10 ай бұрын
my nigerian friend says "give time time" whenever i act impatient
@TemitopeLami-Mills4 ай бұрын
True that 😂😂😂
@itzAurora_Xoxo4 ай бұрын
Love this
@shueibdahir3 ай бұрын
Thats bars 😂😂😂
@nova-ef2sx4 ай бұрын
“Why would I pay for my death”, when buying a swimming pool 😭😭
@TTC_123-AJK8 ай бұрын
When you wear something a lot, my mum says So.this is your uniform When you say something a lot, she says so that is your national anthem
@ginacoleman7884 ай бұрын
My Gawd! I know this woman 😂
@akilahthompson34513 ай бұрын
😂😂😅
@kaorishimizu13733 ай бұрын
"So this is your national anthem" 😂😂😂 loool
@Deanna9743 ай бұрын
I'm stealing this 😂😂😂
@Light_HouseK23 күн бұрын
@@Deanna974 sameee
@PirateGhostDJ10 ай бұрын
low key if rappers needed bars they need to look no further than a Nigerian dad
@LaylaSmith-d3x9 ай бұрын
Both Nigerian men and women
@poleve54094 ай бұрын
all nigerians not even family men
@DJ_Shanen4 ай бұрын
istg
@isagoge6 ай бұрын
If you don’t want to share yur food say “Please search for another source of sustainance”
@pabloa..3 ай бұрын
Hahahhaha this is awesome
@GitsumSaus10 ай бұрын
I've always been a fan of "If he was any smarter, he'd be a halfwit"
@syrusangi87439 ай бұрын
Goddamn! 😂
@CoolAdam2479 ай бұрын
Once my Nigerian friend was accused of lying about being too sick for work the day after Eid and he said to the Boss "I swear upon your beauty Miss Simone I am telling di truth" The manager was defeated that day 😂
@StraightAdam-sk9vj9 ай бұрын
Hell yeah brother
@BGeezy4sheezy8 ай бұрын
I bet that like works 100% of the time
@HistorySucksV5 ай бұрын
Cool also I’m gay
@DJ_Shanen4 ай бұрын
Allow me to borrow it 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@TuesdayK9704 ай бұрын
Others: are you jinxed? Nigerians: it's like you ancestors are holding meeting over you abi? Your village people have caught up to you?
@prof.dexample623810 ай бұрын
I could listen to these all day
@jimmiferfreddette85839 ай бұрын
I’ve watched this video once a day for two weeks😂
@saks7465 ай бұрын
"If they sent you tell them you didn't find me at home"
@ActuallyHoudini7 ай бұрын
Nigerians speak like Shakespeare
@fins61914 ай бұрын
How? Be specific, use comparisons
@DJ_Shanen4 ай бұрын
@@fins6191i think he just meant it as a generality, not exactly the way shakespeare does but close to that
@shrgien86024 ай бұрын
@@DJ_Shanendon't remember shakespeare having a Nigerian accent
@DJ_Shanen4 ай бұрын
@@shrgien8602 i didn't expect someone to not understand my comment- of course not in terms of accents but in terms of grammar and vocabulary, the use of complex phrases and rethorical figures maybe to but in simply the message not the way of delivery
@damnedifidonut4 ай бұрын
@@shrgien8602 **deep sigh of disappointment
@Neesatou3 ай бұрын
My brother’s teacher says ‘you are not wise, you are otherwise’
@PeaNald8 ай бұрын
I'm so proud to be a Nigerian
@arusu64784 ай бұрын
Emi na oh mdr
@ApocalypticChic4 ай бұрын
Same 😂 🇳🇬
@ChiagozieOkwor-wc9qi3 ай бұрын
Same 😅
@Eric-y2f4 ай бұрын
Nigerian says, "Keep it up ooooo! Helper of your destiny will locate you soon.
@yahmayhondakeyz4 ай бұрын
Wisdom is chasing her but she’s faster and Today is your Christmas but next time will be your Halloween 😂😂😂😂😂
@nova-ef2sx4 ай бұрын
“I won’t die in the Enemy’s territory”, when refusing to swim at the beach in another country
@Helloforeverseungberry334 ай бұрын
Some words we say: “God FORBID!” “The devil has won today.” “I have SUFFERED!” lol there is more I don’t want to say😂
@ginacoleman7884 ай бұрын
My grandson is named after the prophet Samuel. My Nigerian in-laws told us: whenever he says something, you must be sure to write it down.
@DarthFurie4 ай бұрын
Either a high compliment or a very shady read 😂
@tonyamade9018 ай бұрын
I LOVE the poetry of it all! To my Nigerian friends, how would you tell someone it’s time to stop eating?
@jasmine56398 ай бұрын
You will soon pop like a baloon
@Ibeugo2138 ай бұрын
Its enough, do you want to burst?
@lovejoseph18998 ай бұрын
You can eat for Africa
@tonyamade9018 ай бұрын
@@Ibeugo213 😂😂😂😂😂 Immma use that!
@tonyamade9018 ай бұрын
@@lovejoseph1899 Def using that one! 😂😂😂😂😂
@luanfelipecosta9 ай бұрын
PLEEEEAAAAASEEEE DOOO PART 2
@robertjohnson70382 ай бұрын
My mum started praying on the the road against a piece of paper....she almost said holy ghost fire😅
@therealist20004 ай бұрын
My mums acts like any animal is out to get here when they’re nearby, she screams “OUT! in Jesus name” aggressively.
@JugCityKid22 күн бұрын
They said when it was raining common sense, she had an umbrella
@LaylaSmith-d3x9 ай бұрын
Especially when we insult you. I’m born British but my Nigerian tongue is sharp
@SinaAla6 ай бұрын
I’m born American and I’ve learned I have to tame my Nigerian tongue. Things are always received more harshly than I intend 😂
@seuny4 ай бұрын
The conodrum, can you imagine my Nigerian tongue has ran away with words and my British upbringing is there apologising profusely and trying to mop up the damage politely 😅😂
@CordialBuffoon3 ай бұрын
I keep coming back to this it warms my soul
@hilaryodinamba71994 ай бұрын
As a Nigerian i can confirm this. We're too figurative.
@antgal94674 ай бұрын
The wisdom one was fire!!!
@ChiagozieOkwor-wc9qi3 ай бұрын
I’ll use that
@corrienosov247524 күн бұрын
This makes me wish I had Nigerian friends. ❤
@hellrazor1174 ай бұрын
I read all of those with the Nigerian accent, we all did
@muffintopz46928 ай бұрын
🤣 those were great!
@nottsoserious3 ай бұрын
Wisdom has been chasing you, but you've always been faster
@Flower_The_Floral_Queen_BFB2 ай бұрын
"Those are a bunch of failed abortions"
@coletteemmanuel8 ай бұрын
Proudly naija 😂😂😂
@richardlongoria86612 ай бұрын
Instead of “you ready?”, it’s “the person you are looking for is me.”
@noffpoppin22 күн бұрын
I love these
@tatunchshet91704 ай бұрын
Nigerians are natural born comedians.
@PlaceholderName-b4d3 ай бұрын
I love nigerian arguments for this reason
@charmainechilwana764318 күн бұрын
Nigerians are lit😂
@haroonrash113 ай бұрын
Wow i love this slang 😂
@tetrulz3 ай бұрын
It's even better with the accent.
@eunicenwanehiudo38662 ай бұрын
Her sense was in her nyansh/ass(she has passed it out) to say someone is foolish 😂😂
@Kookie-qi2vc4 ай бұрын
Instead to say I don't have moneys my friend Nigeria say live is no balanceooooo think tomorrow
@_Wanderlustminded9 ай бұрын
These sound so fun to say but idk if I can
@Kookie-qi2vc4 ай бұрын
Instead to say I can't do it, my Nigeria friend say Water pass Garryooooo Wa halal
@gr1m5H4d34 ай бұрын
thought the first guy was drake for a sec
@germinaawoyemi811310 ай бұрын
bro what episode its needed
@kembawinchester486110 ай бұрын
Think it's a Patreon epi
@tonyamade9013 ай бұрын
I have another one - how would a Nigerian Mom or Dad tell their daughter that the man she’s dating will not make a good husband? Thanks in advance! 😊💯🙏🏽
@SherriAshton4 ай бұрын
I miss my Nigerian ex....the things he would say were hilarious and sexy at the same time 😥🤣....so confused
@Cecilia-nk8qi3 ай бұрын
Talking poetic is fine, but when they add manipulation to it, it becomes unbearable.
@muneebow10 ай бұрын
I need one for "I'm exhausted" .. please... any nigerians?
@chuchu771010 ай бұрын
Im Nigerian i wont say in exhausted rather say My tired is tired so you k ow im at the max😊😅
@PULCHRITUDE12310 ай бұрын
My tired is tired😂
@ikennastevenweke345710 ай бұрын
I am a Nigerian, and I would say "I am not a donkey."
@the_popmusicmongul66259 ай бұрын
I can't kill myself...
@CoolAdam2479 ай бұрын
My soul is departing 😂
@serenityq265 ай бұрын
I love it
@hadasg112 ай бұрын
Im dying
@iamasalad90804 ай бұрын
Guy on the top looks like Drake.
@GmarSt110 ай бұрын
So funny!
@Xselens4 ай бұрын
Is this kojo for Agt or bgt?
@Lifepreservershonchalon23323 ай бұрын
❤😂
@milanouknow4 ай бұрын
whats drake sayin?
@muneebow9 ай бұрын
Which episode is this??
@geuris57793 ай бұрын
bro what happened to drake
@fast1nakus4 ай бұрын
I'm pretty sure I read all of these jokes in a soviet joke book 30+ years ago.
@jonathancineus64246 ай бұрын
This was good, but the fake laughs are excessive. No need to force it just to get the viewers going.
@anubhavpandey23076 ай бұрын
Tbh I hilarious
@tegathemenace5 ай бұрын
Maybe you're Nigerian like me. It seems so commonplace it's not funny to me
@keombebe62435 ай бұрын
What kept me going was the content. It was genuinely funny, especially if you know Nigerians and can attest to this phenomenon.