Nigerians speak so Poetically

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Mr Forgettable

Mr Forgettable

Күн бұрын

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@briankipskorir
@briankipskorir 10 ай бұрын
He has been sitting under the tree of knowledge but no fruit has fallen into his lap
@SouhridyoBose
@SouhridyoBose 5 ай бұрын
I'm stealing this😂
@shueibdahir
@shueibdahir 3 ай бұрын
Hhhahahhahhahaha 😂😂😂
@Legal_Sweetie333
@Legal_Sweetie333 2 ай бұрын
Jesus H Christ haha
@sakanablesakanable
@sakanablesakanable 9 ай бұрын
my friend said "I won't die in enemy territory". This was just when we missed our turn on a street
@tegathemenace
@tegathemenace 5 ай бұрын
Opps be on the corner tho😂😂
@shueibdahir
@shueibdahir 3 ай бұрын
@@tegathemenaceaint no way 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@relaxia3389
@relaxia3389 9 ай бұрын
my friend says" She is brief and summarized" to tell me a girl is short
@katlamb4606
@katlamb4606 3 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@Eric-y2f
@Eric-y2f 4 ай бұрын
I received a promotion, and my nigerian friend said, "may witchcraft not crash-land you before your glory shines."
@freeze_maboringo
@freeze_maboringo 10 ай бұрын
my nigerian friend says "give time time" whenever i act impatient
@TemitopeLami-Mills
@TemitopeLami-Mills 4 ай бұрын
True that 😂😂😂
@itzAurora_Xoxo
@itzAurora_Xoxo 4 ай бұрын
Love this
@shueibdahir
@shueibdahir 3 ай бұрын
Thats bars 😂😂😂
@nova-ef2sx
@nova-ef2sx 4 ай бұрын
“Why would I pay for my death”, when buying a swimming pool 😭😭
@TTC_123-AJK
@TTC_123-AJK 8 ай бұрын
When you wear something a lot, my mum says So.this is your uniform When you say something a lot, she says so that is your national anthem
@ginacoleman788
@ginacoleman788 4 ай бұрын
My Gawd! I know this woman 😂
@akilahthompson3451
@akilahthompson3451 3 ай бұрын
😂😂😅
@kaorishimizu1373
@kaorishimizu1373 3 ай бұрын
"So this is your national anthem" 😂😂😂 loool
@Deanna974
@Deanna974 3 ай бұрын
I'm stealing this 😂😂😂
@Light_HouseK
@Light_HouseK 23 күн бұрын
​@@Deanna974 sameee
@PirateGhostDJ
@PirateGhostDJ 10 ай бұрын
low key if rappers needed bars they need to look no further than a Nigerian dad
@LaylaSmith-d3x
@LaylaSmith-d3x 9 ай бұрын
Both Nigerian men and women
@poleve5409
@poleve5409 4 ай бұрын
all nigerians not even family men
@DJ_Shanen
@DJ_Shanen 4 ай бұрын
istg
@isagoge
@isagoge 6 ай бұрын
If you don’t want to share yur food say “Please search for another source of sustainance”
@pabloa..
@pabloa.. 3 ай бұрын
Hahahhaha this is awesome
@GitsumSaus
@GitsumSaus 10 ай бұрын
I've always been a fan of "If he was any smarter, he'd be a halfwit"
@syrusangi8743
@syrusangi8743 9 ай бұрын
Goddamn! 😂
@CoolAdam247
@CoolAdam247 9 ай бұрын
Once my Nigerian friend was accused of lying about being too sick for work the day after Eid and he said to the Boss "I swear upon your beauty Miss Simone I am telling di truth" The manager was defeated that day 😂
@StraightAdam-sk9vj
@StraightAdam-sk9vj 9 ай бұрын
Hell yeah brother
@BGeezy4sheezy
@BGeezy4sheezy 8 ай бұрын
I bet that like works 100% of the time
@HistorySucksV
@HistorySucksV 5 ай бұрын
Cool also I’m gay
@DJ_Shanen
@DJ_Shanen 4 ай бұрын
Allow me to borrow it 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@TuesdayK970
@TuesdayK970 4 ай бұрын
Others: are you jinxed? Nigerians: it's like you ancestors are holding meeting over you abi? Your village people have caught up to you?
@prof.dexample6238
@prof.dexample6238 10 ай бұрын
I could listen to these all day
@jimmiferfreddette8583
@jimmiferfreddette8583 9 ай бұрын
I’ve watched this video once a day for two weeks😂
@saks746
@saks746 5 ай бұрын
"If they sent you tell them you didn't find me at home"
@ActuallyHoudini
@ActuallyHoudini 7 ай бұрын
Nigerians speak like Shakespeare
@fins6191
@fins6191 4 ай бұрын
How? Be specific, use comparisons
@DJ_Shanen
@DJ_Shanen 4 ай бұрын
@@fins6191i think he just meant it as a generality, not exactly the way shakespeare does but close to that
@shrgien8602
@shrgien8602 4 ай бұрын
​@@DJ_Shanendon't remember shakespeare having a Nigerian accent
@DJ_Shanen
@DJ_Shanen 4 ай бұрын
@@shrgien8602 i didn't expect someone to not understand my comment- of course not in terms of accents but in terms of grammar and vocabulary, the use of complex phrases and rethorical figures maybe to but in simply the message not the way of delivery
@damnedifidonut
@damnedifidonut 4 ай бұрын
​@@shrgien8602 **deep sigh of disappointment
@Neesatou
@Neesatou 3 ай бұрын
My brother’s teacher says ‘you are not wise, you are otherwise’
@PeaNald
@PeaNald 8 ай бұрын
I'm so proud to be a Nigerian
@arusu6478
@arusu6478 4 ай бұрын
Emi na oh mdr
@ApocalypticChic
@ApocalypticChic 4 ай бұрын
Same 😂 🇳🇬
@ChiagozieOkwor-wc9qi
@ChiagozieOkwor-wc9qi 3 ай бұрын
Same 😅
@Eric-y2f
@Eric-y2f 4 ай бұрын
Nigerian says, "Keep it up ooooo! Helper of your destiny will locate you soon.
@yahmayhondakeyz
@yahmayhondakeyz 4 ай бұрын
Wisdom is chasing her but she’s faster and Today is your Christmas but next time will be your Halloween 😂😂😂😂😂
@nova-ef2sx
@nova-ef2sx 4 ай бұрын
“I won’t die in the Enemy’s territory”, when refusing to swim at the beach in another country
@Helloforeverseungberry33
@Helloforeverseungberry33 4 ай бұрын
Some words we say: “God FORBID!” “The devil has won today.” “I have SUFFERED!” lol there is more I don’t want to say😂
@ginacoleman788
@ginacoleman788 4 ай бұрын
My grandson is named after the prophet Samuel. My Nigerian in-laws told us: whenever he says something, you must be sure to write it down.
@DarthFurie
@DarthFurie 4 ай бұрын
Either a high compliment or a very shady read 😂
@tonyamade901
@tonyamade901 8 ай бұрын
I LOVE the poetry of it all! To my Nigerian friends, how would you tell someone it’s time to stop eating?
@jasmine5639
@jasmine5639 8 ай бұрын
You will soon pop like a baloon
@Ibeugo213
@Ibeugo213 8 ай бұрын
Its enough, do you want to burst?
@lovejoseph1899
@lovejoseph1899 8 ай бұрын
You can eat for Africa
@tonyamade901
@tonyamade901 8 ай бұрын
@@Ibeugo213 😂😂😂😂😂 Immma use that!
@tonyamade901
@tonyamade901 8 ай бұрын
@@lovejoseph1899 Def using that one! 😂😂😂😂😂
@luanfelipecosta
@luanfelipecosta 9 ай бұрын
PLEEEEAAAAASEEEE DOOO PART 2
@robertjohnson7038
@robertjohnson7038 2 ай бұрын
My mum started praying on the the road against a piece of paper....she almost said holy ghost fire😅
@therealist2000
@therealist2000 4 ай бұрын
My mums acts like any animal is out to get here when they’re nearby, she screams “OUT! in Jesus name” aggressively.
@JugCityKid
@JugCityKid 22 күн бұрын
They said when it was raining common sense, she had an umbrella
@LaylaSmith-d3x
@LaylaSmith-d3x 9 ай бұрын
Especially when we insult you. I’m born British but my Nigerian tongue is sharp
@SinaAla
@SinaAla 6 ай бұрын
I’m born American and I’ve learned I have to tame my Nigerian tongue. Things are always received more harshly than I intend 😂
@seuny
@seuny 4 ай бұрын
The conodrum, can you imagine my Nigerian tongue has ran away with words and my British upbringing is there apologising profusely and trying to mop up the damage politely 😅😂
@CordialBuffoon
@CordialBuffoon 3 ай бұрын
I keep coming back to this it warms my soul
@hilaryodinamba7199
@hilaryodinamba7199 4 ай бұрын
As a Nigerian i can confirm this. We're too figurative.
@antgal9467
@antgal9467 4 ай бұрын
The wisdom one was fire!!!
@ChiagozieOkwor-wc9qi
@ChiagozieOkwor-wc9qi 3 ай бұрын
I’ll use that
@corrienosov2475
@corrienosov2475 24 күн бұрын
This makes me wish I had Nigerian friends. ❤
@hellrazor117
@hellrazor117 4 ай бұрын
I read all of those with the Nigerian accent, we all did
@muffintopz4692
@muffintopz4692 8 ай бұрын
🤣 those were great!
@nottsoserious
@nottsoserious 3 ай бұрын
Wisdom has been chasing you, but you've always been faster
@Flower_The_Floral_Queen_BFB
@Flower_The_Floral_Queen_BFB 2 ай бұрын
"Those are a bunch of failed abortions"
@coletteemmanuel
@coletteemmanuel 8 ай бұрын
Proudly naija 😂😂😂
@richardlongoria8661
@richardlongoria8661 2 ай бұрын
Instead of “you ready?”, it’s “the person you are looking for is me.”
@noffpoppin
@noffpoppin 22 күн бұрын
I love these
@tatunchshet9170
@tatunchshet9170 4 ай бұрын
Nigerians are natural born comedians.
@PlaceholderName-b4d
@PlaceholderName-b4d 3 ай бұрын
I love nigerian arguments for this reason
@charmainechilwana7643
@charmainechilwana7643 18 күн бұрын
Nigerians are lit😂
@haroonrash11
@haroonrash11 3 ай бұрын
Wow i love this slang 😂
@tetrulz
@tetrulz 3 ай бұрын
It's even better with the accent.
@eunicenwanehiudo3866
@eunicenwanehiudo3866 2 ай бұрын
Her sense was in her nyansh/ass(she has passed it out) to say someone is foolish 😂😂
@Kookie-qi2vc
@Kookie-qi2vc 4 ай бұрын
Instead to say I don't have moneys my friend Nigeria say live is no balanceooooo think tomorrow
@_Wanderlustminded
@_Wanderlustminded 9 ай бұрын
These sound so fun to say but idk if I can
@Kookie-qi2vc
@Kookie-qi2vc 4 ай бұрын
Instead to say I can't do it, my Nigeria friend say Water pass Garryooooo Wa halal
@gr1m5H4d3
@gr1m5H4d3 4 ай бұрын
thought the first guy was drake for a sec
@germinaawoyemi8113
@germinaawoyemi8113 10 ай бұрын
bro what episode its needed
@kembawinchester4861
@kembawinchester4861 10 ай бұрын
Think it's a Patreon epi
@tonyamade901
@tonyamade901 3 ай бұрын
I have another one - how would a Nigerian Mom or Dad tell their daughter that the man she’s dating will not make a good husband? Thanks in advance! 😊💯🙏🏽
@SherriAshton
@SherriAshton 4 ай бұрын
I miss my Nigerian ex....the things he would say were hilarious and sexy at the same time 😥🤣....so confused
@Cecilia-nk8qi
@Cecilia-nk8qi 3 ай бұрын
Talking poetic is fine, but when they add manipulation to it, it becomes unbearable.
@muneebow
@muneebow 10 ай бұрын
I need one for "I'm exhausted" .. please... any nigerians?
@chuchu7710
@chuchu7710 10 ай бұрын
Im Nigerian i wont say in exhausted rather say My tired is tired so you k ow im at the max😊😅
@PULCHRITUDE123
@PULCHRITUDE123 10 ай бұрын
My tired is tired😂
@ikennastevenweke3457
@ikennastevenweke3457 10 ай бұрын
I am a Nigerian, and I would say "I am not a donkey."
@the_popmusicmongul6625
@the_popmusicmongul6625 9 ай бұрын
I can't kill myself...
@CoolAdam247
@CoolAdam247 9 ай бұрын
My soul is departing 😂
@serenityq26
@serenityq26 5 ай бұрын
I love it
@hadasg11
@hadasg11 2 ай бұрын
Im dying
@iamasalad9080
@iamasalad9080 4 ай бұрын
Guy on the top looks like Drake.
@GmarSt1
@GmarSt1 10 ай бұрын
So funny!
@Xselens
@Xselens 4 ай бұрын
Is this kojo for Agt or bgt?
@Lifepreservershonchalon2332
@Lifepreservershonchalon2332 3 ай бұрын
❤😂
@milanouknow
@milanouknow 4 ай бұрын
whats drake sayin?
@muneebow
@muneebow 9 ай бұрын
Which episode is this??
@geuris5779
@geuris5779 3 ай бұрын
bro what happened to drake
@fast1nakus
@fast1nakus 4 ай бұрын
I'm pretty sure I read all of these jokes in a soviet joke book 30+ years ago.
@jonathancineus6424
@jonathancineus6424 6 ай бұрын
This was good, but the fake laughs are excessive. No need to force it just to get the viewers going.
@anubhavpandey2307
@anubhavpandey2307 6 ай бұрын
Tbh I hilarious
@tegathemenace
@tegathemenace 5 ай бұрын
Maybe you're Nigerian like me. It seems so commonplace it's not funny to me
@keombebe6243
@keombebe6243 5 ай бұрын
What kept me going was the content. It was genuinely funny, especially if you know Nigerians and can attest to this phenomenon.
@francisohara24
@francisohara24 4 ай бұрын
@@keombebe6243Exactly 😂
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