I’m just a ✨mere maiden✨

[@syren4731]

"I have thine wingstop provisions in the carriage. It was merely a jest" 😂😂😂

[@nb6792]

My fave line! Lmao!

[@lw3559]

Absolutely iconic

[@jannahhussain1508]

Gold!

[@Victoria-_]

😂

[@whiteradish2572]

What does the lines mean? Sorry, I'm a bit slow 😅

[@samuellillge9319]

This is actually, genuinely brilliant. You're both able to make your point directly, and neither of you get mad because you're both too busy committing to the bit. Actually genius.

[@iluvzaytun]

Me when I wanna do this but I don’t have anyone to do it with 💀

[@bwingbwinggwiyomi]

Ehhh yes but no. Not everyone understands Olde English lol or there'll be some confusing bits

[@torakfett3351]

@@bwingbwinggwiyomiand that's ok. It's more about diffusing the argument before it gets going. This causes your brain to think and not get bogged down with emotions.

[@meks039]

@@bwingbwinggwiyomi You dont have to understand old english. It just needs to be funny enough to diffuse an argument.

[@pennywar4677]

I'm gonna be honest I unironically agree. I'll take the Cringe L for it idgaf

[@chamonix2602]

Behold ! Though the Maiden was an hungered and didst feel deprived, she spake her distress in flowery prose !

[@ralek592]

Thou sayeth the truth! Thou sayeth the truth, indeed!

[@MrChristoferoful]

Prose most flowery indeed! Zounds!

[@maxc.3504]

​@@ralek592how the hell did we go from this to fr fr

[@ralek592]

@@maxc.3504 ong 😔

[@joyc.e.7511]

​@@maxc.3504we just keep shortening words until we're just speaking in single letters😭

[@joltjolt5060]

This actually COULD defuse things since it forces the brain to think as opposed to feel 😂

[@chamonix2602]

@@joltjolt5060 Yea, verily.

[@eitakou]

Plus you get way better at speaking in English since you need to learn many words

[@AffixedEvil]

Yeah, but imagine the emotions come out and you yell at each other in Shakespearish 😂

[@KBRoller]

@@AffixedEvil So much thumb-biting!

[@fa_x4475]

​@@AffixedEvil "I will stand with you between the heavens and the earth, I will tell you where you are, DO YOU LOVE ME!??" "I LOVE YOUUUU!!"

[@1969_lab]

Good lady and gentle sir, thy discourse is true of wit, jest and such a merry humor you both maketh. 😂

[@nanarose8537]

Perfect! 🤣🤣🤣

[@ItsJustMestarlla]

Oml😂

[@mi3helle707]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@Rosa_Elizabeth78]

😂😂😂

[@jgp1294]

Gold

[@minniemehak2382]

"I'm just a ✨️girl✨️" ❎️ "I'm just a mere ✨️maiden✨️" ✅️

[@megan893]

Lol, this reminds me of how whenever I need my partner to do something or he's getting a little agitated. I stop and say, " please, I'm with child"

[@jessicaaudate]

Good one 😂

[@TheThingoftheSky]

Huhhhh😮 Sounds funny though 😅

[@ArCvnDnt]

Behold, I am overencumbered with thine spawnling

[@megan893]

@@ArCvnDnt lol!!! Going to try that one next! I've got three months left to go 😆

[@SkiraReed]

😂 My dear lord husband maketh me carry the fruit of his loin too oh Lord. 🙏 My womb has been barren for more than 2 winters now, I am not merely a worthy maiden. 😂 (wow, phrasing it like this makes infertility feel like a joke rather than a curse)

[@shawn.spencer]

"my enchanting vision of beauty" lmaooo 😭

[@valhatan3907]

Weirdly sounds like ChatGPT 😂

[@captainvimes6079]

"Lemme finish" 😂

[@joyhope9486]

@@captainvimes6079?

[@lena_loves_you]

*00:37* she sounds like when you shake a really good piece of laminated paper

[@SillyLittleMothMagician]

SHE DOES😭

[@StephJ0seph]

😂

[@cassc8677]

I love this comment 😂

[@ariellebrowne]

Yesss🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@phanieachiaabonsu6413]

Or a zebra 🦓

[@chucuchucupowpow]

"I'm a mere maiden" 😭😭 LMAOOO

[@natalie6117]

“But I am a mere maiden” is gonna be my new go-to line for literally any circumstance ever 😂😂

[@spacebar9733]

No bc I literally am just a girl

[@SadeWatkins]

That sent me 😂😂😂😂

[@mystic18]

​@@natalie6117 Although it's none of my concern, I wholeheartedly endorse your decision 😅

[@mgancarzjr]

That is cap, verily verily

[@ManyArmedMooseDei]

“Thou art a saucy boy!” -one of Shakespeare’s many humourous dialogues.

[@kunaihanaki]

"What? You egg!" is also a line of his. not sure ab the punctuation of it tho

[@Anuyushi]

​@@kunaihanaki"He stabs him"

[@kunaihanaki]

@@Anuyushi ah yes. i forgot that part of the line 😭

[@katyasehryn8810]

The bonnets really go well with the accents and olde english! He needs to be a velvet bonnet with a big feather in it for that authenticity. The pink is cute tho 😂😂😂

[@BeautifullyBookish95]

He rocks it. I literally own the same one and he makes it look a thousand times better (forsooth)

[@LadySofia_Zamora]

OMG they should get crowns

[@BeautifullyBookish95]

@@LadySofia_Zamora and only wear them when they're arguing like this. Imagine having a conversation during dinner and suddenly one of them whips out the crown to start some beef.

[@LadySofia_Zamora]

@@BeautifullyBookish95 at that point they should fake sword fight it out

[@jinxcrafter]

​@LadySofia_Zamora Both? Both. Both is good 😂😂😂

[@jasminp9707]

Maaaaan when he said he was going to savor his food for the both of them.....😂😂😂😂 pure comedy

[@jodyhall8731]

Stopeth 😂

[@Solalola11]

Cease ✋✨

[@jodyhall8731]

@@Solalola11 so very good 🤭

[@Myuyu_za]

Indeed!!!😂😂😂😂

[@paigehodges]

😂

[@HelloKitty-iq8tt]

Halt! Who goes there?

[@fanngurl164]

your amusing discourse has caused me to perish, and then rise again like the phoenix!

[@MrChristoferoful]

😂

[@ZARiNA851]

This humorous display has caused thine buttocks to fall off.

[@GhostPenelope13]

Poetry

[@femkevanwageningen6068]

I raise you with "as thow I beith a fenix" or "to the likes of a bird of fire"✨🔥

[@SweetTea2]

This is so wholesome I believe all arguments should be settled this way the world would be a much calmer place😂

[@pennedblue]

“I have thine WingStop in the carriage. It was merely a gist.” 😂😂😂😂😂😂 That last line was everything. Took me straight to the coffin. ⚰️ I’m 💀

[@Scufflegrit]

Jest* AI subs are infuriating lol

[@ItzAshfire]

Thoust be the folk I haveth chatered the lands forsakened for!

[@jodyhall8731]

😂😂😂

[@Mariamarie999]

Them giggling all the way through it is still the sweetest thing about it!

[@ekbutterflyink]

My husband and I hath been inspired by your elegantly spoken discourse! Your brilliance shall verily brighten the tone of all our future debates, forthwith! 😅🤷🏻‍♀️

[@lisathomas1622]

Fun! We made an agreement with our children that if we had to have an argument while on a car trip we had to use a British accent which would diffuse the situation pretty quickly. It was a great agreement!

[@loftydabird54]

Kinda makes me wonder if there are some families who use common American accents to make arguments funny lol

[@Oklahoma_is_me]

@@loftydabird54 LMAOOOO THAT WOULD BE AMAZING

[@EBTS-3]

We kind of do that here say someones pissing you off but ypu dont wanna be rude, ill be like "hey Man wut the Fock" or something

[@kellybraun7048]

I’m imagining trying to have an argument with a Southern drawl- not bayou, belle, though throwing some Creole in with “bayou” would be interesting, not that I could manage either. Also reminds me of sibling insults being given in pig-Latin to see if they could spell well enough to understand. 😂

[@figthegiant4065]

Taking “forget Romeo and Juliet, I want what they have” to another plane of existence

[@JaneAustenAteMyCat]

"Verily babe..." 🤣

[@bobatea1950]

i love this

[@vanessa2d898]

😂

[@jazzinikki01]

😂😂😂

[@youtubecommentergal4346]

I thought he was going to follow up with, “I sayeth unto thee. ” like in Kings James bible. 😂

[@sheslittlerookie.]

That's awesome vídeo

[@WashBearfrl]

Hazah! Sir Knight had thine Wingstop the whole time. Hazah, i say! Hazah!

[@sayanchandaroy7420]

subtitles say 'thou was' but you can here him say 'thou wert'. he's a keeper fr

[@origamisteve]

This is relationship goals right here. Such a wholesome interaction. 😂

[@LondonBridge99]

Her laugh sounds like a zebra, so cute ❤

[@PridelessChickz]

😂❤

[@raes9374]

That is exactly what I said! I zebra laugh sometimes too

[@Jewelzbabiii]

Me going to Google what a zebra sounds like 😅😅😅 cause what ??

[@calisongbird]

I think you mean a hyena 😂

[@kessryn]

More like a guinea pig squeak :D (in the best way possible, of course)

[@anannaahmed4904]

“Such endearing show of courtship, it is most entertaining indeed”😂👍

[@srivera4339]

lmfao this was cute to watch

[@falafelwaffle2656]

Oh how this exchange or quarrel of sorts put me in such a state of merriment

[@novemberchild3002]

This is early modern English, old English is more like Frysian ;) That said: who cares about terminology, because this strategy is AWESOME ❤

[@Imreallyboredsick]

I remember in school my teacher played a clip of Old English. It sounded like a completely different language. My teacher could speak Old English and understood everything that had been said.

[@echo_is_probably_sleeping]

Was looking for this comment lol

[@Liliphant_]

Hwæt! We Gardena in geardagum

[@gunnasintern]

i was looking for this comment, drives me crazy to see people still call Early Modern English “Old English”

[@SR-zp4je]

Thank you for this, the video is super cute but all the while I was thinking ‘that’s not old English, pls don’t anyone come away from this thinking this is old English.’ But the couple’s dynamic is really sweet and makes up for it.

[@shanemorris3554]

I love the laughter all the way through. You guys are adorable. And the fact you're taking about wings and wearing the bonnets just makes it funnier

[@kaluca]

you two are perfect for each other ❤

[@Korgano]

Tis a wise man who heedeth the requirements of his maiden and doth provision her well with roast chicken.

[@ToonMageChannel]

Not the "Old English" I was expecting but this is hilarious

[@DrunkIdiotWithALazergun]

If mine fair maiden doth engage in such humor, I shall want for nothing, as my life is truly blessed by such graceful beauty.

[@Caitydid561]

Shakespearian/Elizabethan English rather than Old English, but same message, lol. Also, this is just the best thing to listen to!

[@professormetal4411]

Old English is closer to a foreign language, similar to German. This is Shakespearen era English, and the best part is that realistically it would've been spoken in an accent more similar to an American accent. What most people understand a British accent to be is an even more modern cultural occurance.

[@drfresh555]

"I'll savor the Wingstop for us both" goes so hard

[@LillianGraceFullofficial]

This is what a true happy couple looks like

[@BabyPlease00]

Why he crack up when he said worry not my enchanted version of beauty 😂😂

[@jauxro]

I bet she started giggling too hard and it was contagious 🤣

[@yeetrepublic9142]

What's even funnier imo is that this is still more just Middle English-Early Modern English; Old English would be practically impossible to understand without knowing a bit of German

[@SkiraReed]

German here, I listened to a video explain how English phonetics changed and I agree, the old English is weirdly close to German. I could somewhat make out the sense.

[@joyc.e.7511]

​@@SkiraReedthey did teach us English is a germanic language, so I think that makes sense?

[@pcenero]

It's more like English is weirdly far from German (and Dutch, and Frisian), mainly because of the Norse and Norman French influence and the simplification of grammar over time.

[@pcenero]

Showing my English bias there. Simplification of word conjugation (suffixes and such), not the general language.

[@mirimariana]

Like Ye Olde English?

[@0z3d427]

I have honestly never laughed with such a pronounced toothy grin, ear to ear, the entirety of a meme in so long this was WHOLESOME!!!!

[@TheHiroClaw123]

"why do you know so much about shakespeare?" "you wouldn't understand"

[@toshawilson9167]

Adorable 😊 and my silly ass over here wondering how some 40s of OE was gonna diffuse an argument 🤔🤭

[@ZaynneThaWook]

Told someone once I had been “studying olde English” in my spare time. Sounds like I’m a scholar but I just be drinkin 😂

[@ElmoBiotech]

❤

[@thetwistinside2857]

I'm so glad I'm not the only one who thought this 😂 "Wait... that's how you escalate it and entertain the neighbors"

[@5billionyears]

😂

[@Lord_Revan]

This is what happens when you're best friends with your partner. What a wholesome and funny video, youtube recs on point with this one

[@Deshitana]

I love this so much. I appreciate the wholesoleness and how things remained calm and full.of laughter rather than heated. Love it.

[@Newgodlove]

He got that wingstop in the carriage lmao

[@WhyIsGhostInTheArena]

Starting the argument with "Blessed be the fruit" took me DOWN 😭😭😍

[@Shady_Fungus]

Her laugh is so addictive 😂

[@Mother.Mulberry]

❤ This is the young man I'd love my son to be. Also... how cute is her giggling

[@microdesigns2000]

That was an excellent argument. My own fair maiden approves of thine banter.

[@sundaewithsprinkles6506]

We need more of this in the world! 😊

[@lewis9s]

Bravo, an elegant displayeth of thy humour.

[@branypoo]

Her laugh went, “🦓🦓🦓” 😄❤️

[@stars_of_destiny]

For I adore thistle, may a divine visual never be forgotten, thusly, man will be astonished at such stupendous vocabulary. Thy words are of blüht, grace, and wisdom, ye shall not forget a visual✨

[@donothingbehappy]

Lmaooo ok this is the funniest cutest thing I’ve seen in a while! Y’all made my day! Thank you 😂❤

[@gwencatz2483]

get you a man that tells you, "worry not, my enchanting vision of beauty" 😂😂❤

[@kungfumcgee7992]

Yo speaking in old English honestly turns any conversation into a very rational yet expressive one. It’s quite remarkable what one can achieve if they use the proper language. Diffusion of arguments, persuasion, the reaching of a compromise. Shout out to y’all for keeping it alive. Highly recommend reading old 17th century love letters and writing some to eachother ❤️.

[@chinab1524]

Would you have any recommendations on letters to read? I’m a big romantic at heart and the scene from “a knight’s tale” where William is writing his love letter to Jocelyn always makes my heart melt. I love the old romantic style of writing passionate letters

[@bacicinvatteneaca]

*early modern English

[@kungfumcgee7992]

@@bacicinvatteneaca true..what does olde English sound like?

[@bacicinvatteneaca]

@@kungfumcgee7992 a lot closer to Proto-Germanic (common ancestor of English, German, Icelandic, Danish etc) than to modern English. And arguably vaguely closer to Latin than to modern English. I'm but a mere maiden Vs Būtan magden bēo (I'm improvising word order and grammar based on my knowledge of Germanic languages and Latin)

[@kungfumcgee7992]

@ wohhhh what?! lol it’d be funny if they made a movie or like a parody skit about a time traveler who goes back in time to medieval England and they actually speak old English 😂

[@Emily-cj9nc]

This couple is precious! That said, this isn't Old English.

[@Shannan845]

I adore this conversation and her laugh is adorable!!! Love it!!! He’s so sweet to carry on with the accent and all too. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 Bravo to both of you!!!

[@musicmeili]

I love this! Lol. However, I must say this is not Old English. This is modern English of Shakespeare. Even Chaucer was Middle English. Old English was very Germanic and not really distinguishable by today’s dialects.

[@notreal9521]

So it's not Old English, just old English?

[@musicmeili]

@@notreal9521 No, it’s not Old English. It’s Modern English. But if you mean older than today, you’d be correct🤣

[@Nome_utente_generico]

Non capisco niente, ma questo modo di parlare vi dona: è elegante e musicale

[@MrReset94]

Per fartela breve, lei si lamentava che lui non le avesse portato da mangiare, lui le risponde che le ha chiesto se voleva mangiare e lei aveva detto di non avere fame, ma poi alla fine lui ha comprato lo stesso da mangiare per lei e la stava prendendo in giro. Un super sunto del tutto

[@Atetrigrams]

This is so funny because I’ve randomly started telling my man “you have forsaken me”, but now I shall say “thou hast forsaken me”.

[@bacicinvatteneaca]

Isn't -th 3rd person? Shouldn't 2nd person be -st?

[@Atetrigrams]

@@bacicinvatteneaca You are correct, I shall correct myself.

[@itschelseakay]

Sitting across from each other wearing night bonnets, greeting each other in Hand Maids Tale and communicating their frustration in Old English at night is truly couples goals

[@cookiesyruplover]

My favorite was the genuine laughter with every line delivery. Also the props/outfit for the bit also makes it for me hahaha

[@TaylorTuun3y]

They were so creative with it 🤣💖🔥

[@lexa_power]

This is officially one of my favorite things that I’ve ever seen, you guys got yourselves a new subscriber and keep up the great content 😂 Also it really reminded me of that scene in 10 things about you: “the s*** has hiteth the fan…ith.” 😂

[@App3969]

Hey knew what was up! “It was merely a gist!” 😂😂😂

[@MariankGonzalez]

That's early modern English/ medieval English, Old English is even older and it's like another language. Hilarious video! I love it! Super good idea!!! 🤣

[@Starjumper2000four]

That was adorable.

[@JadeWinterberry]

Im so hereee for this !!!! We should go back to this honestly

[@natasharedhead2291]

Priceless 😂😂😂😂😂

[@michelleheadley2911]

The laughs! 😂😂 got me giggling like crazy too. Love this.

[@prenimystic]

If he can't battle in a friendly debate with me in old english... I DON'T WANT HIM

[@kaamn1829]

"I shall savor mine wingstop for us both" 😧😧😨😨

[@captivated388]

Her laugh sounds like a baby kitten asking for more milk and I love it 😂

[@perspgold8945]

being able to say "im just a mere maiden" 😂😂

[@HaintblueRee]

This is how I want to be with my husband??!!! 😆😆😆😆😆

[@ddlang2514]

The best I’ve seen on KZbin for many months!😂

[@DissociatedWomenIncorporated]

This has the same energy as Rutherford and Boimler dressing up as Mark Twain to resolve arguments 😂

[@jasonhare8540]

The Battle of the bonnets . The throw down in the hometown . Welcome to thunderdome 🤣

[@AutumnPinkyKat]

If Rouxls Kaard got in an argument with his imaginary partner in Deltarune:

[@LightRedLove6464]

This is the Elizabethan era of English and I love not only how it sounds but this video is too funny!😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@mushking1111]

I’m just a girl ❌ I’m just a mere maiden ✅

[@OneWhoDreamsAwake]

You two are adorable and this is such a great idea. I love how this comes from a place of not wanting to fight even when you have frustrations or a disagreement. Most definitely definitely #couplegoals. 🥰

[@earcher]

The laugh that tranformed into a guinea pig squeal had me dead 😂😂😂

[@butter_queen4784]

Is no one gonna talk about the handmaids tail reference in the beginning😭 LOLLLLL

[@The_Binninator]

Me, an English major, thinking you were actually going to speak Old English and getting excited: 😢

[@alfieomega]

ikr! it’s just Early Modern English!

[@sanguineAxel]

had to scroll way too far to find someone who understood!

[@The_Binninator]

@@alfieomega Yes 😂!

[@The_Binninator]

@@sanguineAxel I feel so heard ♥️😂

[@NingYaakappa]

middle english would have been good too but this isn't even that

[@PaletaLee]

This is actually a great technique, it forces you to stop and think, it's hilarious and culturally enriching. 👏 Bravo Ps. If those bonnets had a 🪶 feather, yall ready for the opera house ❤😂

[@sophieoshaughnessy9469]

That’s Elizabethan English. Old English is almost incomprehensible.

[@cv5953]

Even Middle English is mostly incomprehensible unless someone has a good understanding of English's roots. Old English is on a whole other level. Even if I could form a sentence in it, my keyboard doesn't have the -th or -thh characters I need.

[@peacelove7706]

Freaking Hysterical…and a EXCELLENT IDEA! Hello from northeastern USA!

[@seraphinaoxy]

"It was merely a gist" 😂😂😂

[@billietae5693]

The best part was they couldn't stop laughing!

[@selenasamaroo6744]

not the handmaids tale reference in the beginning 😭

[@sageneese]

I love what you two have And her laugh is super contagious 😂

[@nolsterbuckr4833]

Bro really busted our balls with old English by speaking in Early Modern English 😤😤😤

[@redbuck1385]

Technically this isn't Old English, this is what's called "Early Modern English"

[@OneLifeLexy]

The bonnets😂

[@sarina229]

The fact that BOTH of you are into this speaks volumes about your personalities and relationship.😂 #goals