5 Scary Ouija Board Stories

[@juzsica501]

There are rules right? Like, 1. Never play alone 2. Never play on a graveyard 3. Always say goodbye

[@mysketches1591]

It is believe that if u don't finish the game ,the ghost wont stop,bcoz u have called them and u did not said goodbye to end ur call with them

[@tenkazuu]

Never damage the board too

[@whatdoesthisthingdo]

There are more: -Never mention God -Never ask about your own death Not that I would play in the first place. Learned them from these stories. 😂

[@harlow5985]

1. Never play alone 2. Never play in a graveyard 3. Never disrespect the board (kick it yell at it etc.) 4. Never take your fingers off the planchette 5. Always say goodbye

[@mariacelis2134]

I think number 2 is wrong

[@missmaryypotter]

My 3 basic rules for using the board: 1. Always be respectful. 2. Always say goodbye 3. Don't ask for demons or play in extremely haunted spots.

[@logknot7867]

Or never touch one

[@gretchenwieners3621]

Doesn't matter who you ask for your going to get everything good and bad

[@Darling_Kijo]

4:NEVER BURN IT WITHOUT SAYING GOODBYE!

[@jollu4470]

When you have no friends: 1. Get a Ouiji board 2. Say hello 3. Get a pound of diarrhea in your pants 4. Say to the magic thing to be friends 5. (Accepted) bffs 5. (Rejected) get f****** recked while sleeping 6. (Rejected) burn the barstard who rejected you in a bloody nuclear factory and say hiesta lavista baby

[@mhmm.5043]

lel genius

[@crazycatlady1908]

Human: Where did u come from Spirit: well when a mommy and a daddy love each other very very much...

[@rihbarry]

😂😂😂 you hilarious person i- i love you.

[@christopherrobin3763]

Lol

[@面白いね-s8f]

-very very much, so much that they planted a little seed, mommy and daddy took care of it every day, and when it was ready, mommy and daddy smoked it and got so high that they fucked without a condom.

[@nondescript4311]

@@面白いね-s8f you had me in the first half ngl

[@Will-jb8gc]

crazy cat lady or do they.

[@rihbarry]

“i have never really told people about this” ~tells over 5 million people~

[@youre_mom_plays_gpo5050]

Ha yes sir

[@kacchan8017]

2.9

[@gunnervrog]

Sir thats a three

[@sabreenakaur3141]

@@sam6334 Thay are talking about the subscribers lol

[@sbj97]

Why didn't you just go by the amount of views not subs 😂

[@Bigjoe15Rocks]

Brother: Don’t speak of this to anybody Other brother: *Proceeds to submit story to mr nightmare*

[@jesss.7788]

Bigjoe15ROCKS, sometimes you need to let it out even if that means anonymously. I have heard elders say they have to or don’t want to take secrets to their grave, so they tell strangers their secret(s) which I have forgotten the ones I have been told 😂

[@vutrades2447]

lmao this is accurate

[@TheDuolingoOwl]

Yeah, no one knows this story.

[@donnageorge6506]

🤣👍😂

[@donnageorge6506]

@@TheDuolingoOwl we do now

[@zainabdullah1848]

Person: Are you a good spirit? Spirit: Yesn't.

[@randomstuff6088]

Why did this get so many likes 😂

[@londonaftermidnightFan]

@@randomstuff6088 🤷🏼‍♀️

[@moon_inleo1255]

Hahahaha I'm gone

[@ZanderMcK]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂

[@maxxard7992]

Nayesnon't

[@sniclops15]

"He will die in the air force" *Signs up for air force* Smart...

[@droneflyer1.894]

Frozenslave Gaming haha

[@smellyballsyyyy]

Frozenslave Gaming i did

[@Lauren-mp9sn]

Frozenslave Gaming innovation

[@jodiroseallan9160]

Me

[@lilash6056]

Frozenslave Gaming ikr like what a dumb ass

[@dustinjohnson8068]

How to use a board 1. Don't play alone 2. Don't ever ask a ghost how he or she dies and don't ask it how its gonna die 3. Don't leave without saying goodbye or evil spirit will leave the board

[@elizaeast6191]

1)never play

[@Kevin-rg3yc]

dustin Johnson 4. Don't ask if you are gonna die 5. When done playing spilt the board into 7 pieces and put holy water on it

[@evabuckley1405]

4. don’t play

[@chandracurry7670]

dustin Johnson 4. Don't damage the board oe the spirit will be released

[@chancestevenson8900]

dustin Johnson are you sure this isn’t just the instructions

[@wolfgamer971]

me:what do you want spirit:a friend me: I know how you feel

[@Phoebe5448]

ikr? :(

[@tallerdribble4538]

Wolf Gamer yep

[@shanewood9245]

Wolf Gamer I also I ow how you feel lol

[@haleyp413]

Lol. other dimension besties!!!

[@weridcharrotthingidk1522]

Wolf Gamer XD

[@sierralavender6892]

Ghost : *click* Me : *turns light off* Ghost : *click* Me: "ARE YOU TRYYNA MAKE MY ELECTRIC BILL HIGHER??"

[@josepatino27]

Nightcore Freak

[@imdestinyvela2372]

Nightcore Freak lov ur profile pic

[@josebojorquez9252]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@jadmashmoushi8160]

Nightcore Freak 😂😂😂😂

[@midnightwolfgamer3598]

Nightcore Freak omg XD

[@heatherwelchert9751]

When I was in high school back in the early 90's, a friend of mine had picked up an Ouija board. Even though I was not sure about this and felt uneasy. I decided to go along with it. Not only is this not a game this crap is real. It told me the man's name I would marry a few years later!. My friend's house after this was cold all the time, doors would open and we saw what we were sure demonic black shadows. Never touched one again.

[@Positive_Mindset22]

But it’s a game and not real?

[@Francis-ke2mf]

​@@Positive_Mindset22it's real

[@pretty_pearl]

It's not a game

[@Midnightisnttryingyt]

Ghost: dont go into the air Force Guy: *Joins the air Force Ghost: Am I a joke to you?

[@issyyourboo2848]

Lmao usually I find these types of jokes so unfunny but this one actually made me laugh

[@ApartmentKing66]

@@issyyourboo2848 Wasn't funny to me. Ouija boards and demons are nothing to joke about.

[@issyyourboo2848]

@@ApartmentKing66 sure they are :)

[@sufyanjunaid7133]

I'm in the Royal Air Force

[@kenalls3518]

@@ApartmentKing66 You're right...but people who believe that manure ARE quite amusing....

[@Ghost-sv1zy]

*takes out Ouija board* Spirit: Oh man I'm going to prank them so hard Spirit: I'm going to tell them they're going to die lol

[@Ghost-sv1zy]

Spirit 2: I fucking told you Joe don't pull this shit you get attached

[@Ghost-sv1zy]

Spirit 2: We're talking about how Joe fucked up when these kids took out an Ouija board

[@kianwhittle]

Spirit4: did joe do it again

[@Ghost-sv1zy]

Spirit 2: Yeah even after all we told him last time

[@missclaire8673]

Spirt 1: {:3

[@ronansanchez8273]

In story 2 he said I threw the board in the garbage and story 3 said we found the board in the garbage 😶

[@Slenderslayer351]

A mere coincidence

[@thefirsttexmextexmex1749]

Coincidence i think NOT!!!!!

[@mosquitobug3184]

It’s Ronan Just Ronan **harry potter music comes on**

[@starrgaze278]

It’s Ronan Just Ronan jumanji?

[@madelineziller4726]

The first texmex Texmex I was gonna say that 😂😂😂

[@ocean6792]

Me:Want to play truth or dare? Spirit:Yes Spirit:I dare you to call your crush and tell her i love you Me: *Moves it to goodbye*

[@zxaiva]

X BlitzXz ur supposed to ask them if you can say goodbye

[@isalee5249]

Sister playing a ouija is like doing Shirk I think we can watch it out of interest but never participate in this activity

[@gregh7400]

I worked with a woman who was in her late teens in the 60's during the VietNam War. She and her friends were playing with a ouija board. One of her friends was in the Army and getting ready to go to VietNam. They asked if he would come home from the war and the answer was "No". Her friend, in fact, died over there. Don't play with ouija boards.

[@justincase2716]

But if they didn't play, he'd still have died over there. Having said that, I'd never even glance at a board, let alone use it.

[@augustsmith9553]

Not to mention the spirit influenced events

[@judsonfit2k467]

Ouija Board: your gonna die in the air force guy: joins airforce me: logic

[@langstonwalker1783]

ikr

[@goslowbro7461]

dude, where have you been XD

[@langstonwalker1783]

+TheLaggingGamer on other videos

[@sine_0]

FURRET!

[@jadentw7669]

EXACTLY WT I THOUGHT

[@ayoutubeaccount4218]

HOW TO PLAY OUIJA. STEP 1. DON'T.

[@sportsblack7389]

fuck you

[@jedimasteryoda275]

sports Black no u

[@Krystieee]

Seriously 🤦🏾‍♀️

[@sreypovchun663]

Facts

[@JuneGuy420]

You don't play Ouija it's a tool used by medieval witches to talk to the spirits of the dead when you treat it like a game you are disrespecting those spirits and of course they're going to get angry if they're not demons hunting for souls

[@meyers50m63]

Person: where did you come from!?!? Board:E N G L A N D I S M Y C I T Y

[@a1jay318]

meyers 50m big up nick crompton

[@lunarequine7734]

I’d just be like “cool bro, city is my England.”

[@alicialovely96]

England isnt a city

[@katelyncundiff8360]

its a phrase from "Its everyday Bro" -.- dumb az

[@lokijotunn5233]

PiercedRocker that's the point of memes

[@vanillabatbones]

“Are there any spirits here?” *_Sir this is the McDonalds drive through_*

[@Allahakbah]

Lmaoooooo

[@breadyouidiot]

Pfffft

[@rkhan502]

Boo

[@thatoneguy9666]

Those aren't spirits, they're demons

[@Bigjoe15Rocks]

Let me get a sausage Sammy

[@magen7643]

Are you a good or bad ghost? Ghost: I'm vegan.

[@casper_raine]

+Magen and Food "I have a boyfriend"

[@hankkirby5386]

LOL

[@bropill3243]

BWAHAHAHA

[@zulmagaleas3538]

lol

[@matthewchandler9407]

It's bad

[@CEOAirsoft]

Me: Is anyone there? Board: No.

[@kylefletchergray]

CEO Fishing 😂😂😂

[@mariascheib4809]

CEO Fishing lol that happened to me before!

[@pufferz9268]

CEO Fishing Me: ok..... *Hello darkness my old friend.*

[@greglueck970]

CEO Fishing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@perfectwolfie5221]

Hahahahaha 😀😁😂🤣😃😋

[@alexthibodeau979]

The video starting at 4:17 states that him and his friends found the ouija board in the dumpster, right? What if that story was actually a continuation of one of the other stories where they threw out the oujia board at the end of the story?!?!

[@peterwatchesthewatchmen]

Alex Thibodeau Ouija Shared Universe

[@Mighigh]

Alex Thibodeau mind blowing

[@PURPLEBANDANACAT]

Holly Blue

[@phantomvirus999]

Alex Thibodeau I thought of the same thing

[@alexaceves7036]

Alex Thibodeau A cinematic universe

[@shikenkanade]

I pray to Jesus to protect me as I watch this video.

[@Krystieee]

Amén 🙏🏿.

[@SoLalbUs]

Praying to protect you because you're watching a video?? That's a little excessive. If you are that fearful you don't really believe in God.

[@AaronIsActive]

@@SoLalbUs that's a big assumption just because you are scared means you don't believe in god?

[@pickledzeppelin4187]

Oogie boogie 👹👹

[@steveaustin5399]

Dear baby jesus, i am thankful for mountain dew

[@interiorcube8982]

me:what do you want spirit:STARBUCKS

[@theweirdone9021]

Interior Cube so it's a white chick

[@jahuahua112]

Its a basic bitch!!!

[@moo5802]

Cringe

[@alexvilla6481]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahha

[@i_am_a_dancer1785]

Me too

[@rawling.z3976]

Story2 Brother: don't tell anyone Kid: ok You just put it in a channel that gets nearly 1 mill views on KZbin

[@aprilvarellas]

Rawling. Z 2,225,654 views to be exact

[@xxlmadden1685]

JT 210 you ouja 515822 251 MC 💍👙👄💋💄❤️💀😭👑👛🌂👠🐶🐶🐶🐶🎾✈️🚘💒🏩🏛📱🎀💌📭🇺🇸. U.S .

[@xxlmadden1685]

210 $ 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 You

[@kylemclean6417]

But nobody knows the exact person...

[@jakey_yeye9056]

Yeah

[@LegoWolf]

Me: How will I die? Ouija Board: A L O N E Me: Well, I already knew that.

[@LegoWolf]

@Stewart White I suppose you must mean me, then

[@LegoWolf]

@Stewart White Well, darn. I guess I'll go cry now

[@LegoWolf]

@Stewart White Wow, I'm actually being bullied by a ten year old on the internet. I never thought the rumors were true, but here I am. Astonishing.

[@LegoWolf]

@Stewart White I can click on your name and see your channel. You look pretty young, so I made the assumption.

[@tygaming2868]

I can relate

[@specialkayxoxo]

Story #1 Older brother: Never tell anyone about this Younger brother: *sends story to Mr. Nightmare*

[@anaskye2694]

I'm never ever touching a Ouija board. When people do it it seems like their just asking to die.

[@anakinskywalker1775]

I'm already Dead inside

[@DaniAlchemilla]

Or for unfortunate events and bad luck. I agree. I find it fascinating and it would be pretty cool to see it work, but I'm not into messing with that side of things. There is a God and there is a devil, and I'm not looking to meet the latter lol

[@canobeans6962]

Hate to be that person but they're

[@kiraki7]

@@DaniAlchemilla there are only cat gods

[@facevaluehighfive]

ツOptical Spams ZL ⓝⓞⓣ ⓡⓔⓐⓛ

[@daniellethereseambayec4056]

*uses Ouija board* me: anyone there? spirit: I am here, fear me, shiver under my presence, worsh- me: please be my friend spirit: *moves piece to goodbye*

[@kittycat-iv7ug]

My life yo

[@Sofia-tf4ic]

Ahh the story of my life

[@BlackPineNJ]

Danielle Therese Ambayec lol

[@Lauren-mp9sn]

Danielle Therese Ambayec *_cries_*

[@rebeccaleyo2243]

+Rainbow Dash Or rainbow flash yup

[@yaelynhickman5984]

Me: Is anyone there? Spirit: H I W E L C O M E T O C H I L L I E S

[@altairsabandonedchannel7998]

Yaelyn Hickman Chillies no but the Spirit/demon/fallen angel says WELCOME TO HELL

[@jubjub205]

Haha perfect

[@alexisdodd5138]

Thee funniest comment by far🤣

[@scarydinosaur9131]

Gen Z ghosts be like..

[@prometheus2805]

Now i know what im finna do when i die lol

[@jesusjesusj]

ALLL THESE PEOPLE NEVER SAID “GOOOOOD BYE”!!!

[@lil6784]

Me: what do u want Spirit: I want two Number 9's, a Number 9 Large, a Number 6 with extra Dip, a Number 7, Two Number 45's, one with Cheese, and a large Soda.

[@Technerd-fd5ju]

lil big smoke's spirit! 😂

[@lucaswaller2629]

👌👌👏👏👏

[@milesmoralesolos]

Same spirit same

[@T-Rex-nm1se]

Me: am I in the right house? Spirit: YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE FOOL!

[@Turkey.Sandwich]

@@T-Rex-nm1se lol

[@thunderap16]

Why the hell do I watch allot of his videos at night???

[@sarahshumway7902]

Sameeee

[@w1llclark]

I Know right! last week i watched a creepy pasta, and a went into the comments clicked on a link.... see where this is going? yeah. creepiest pop-up ever. Flashing, screaming creepy face, with its eye lids cut out and permanent cut smile. ever heard the game agar.io? well the link was agor.io (dont click it) i threw my headphones at my screen i didn't know what it was i thought it was the game.

[@w1llclark]

yeah i know. i was watching danger dolan's "top ten creepy pastas".

[@sauldiazlopez9885]

Me too

[@theviewer6889]

thunderap16 Because he wants you to

[@MonkeyDLuffy-yg5pi]

Demon: your gunna die in the Air Force Guy: joins the air force Me along with every person with working brain cells:🤔😒

[@albertjohnson1202]

Joins a different brach of the military. Problem sloved.

[@yourmom-bs7vv]

pshh what brain cells...

[@unitgamex2972]

The stories are fake

[@ghostface9702]

@@unitgamex2972 Not true. I’m sure some of them are but for the most part, all of these stories are true.

[@801oap]

Should have joined the army or perhaps the coast guard.

[@shlefrainnn]

person: are you dead ghost: yes, but actually no

[@ariann4537]

Me: Anyone there??? Spirit: D O Y O U W A N T A F R I E N D Me: Yes Spirit: **Moves piece to goodbye** Me: :'(

[@ligmaman_0832]

TheShadowWolfie1 :D that’s rude

[@walmartbubbles1019]

kittieXslime -hello darkness- LOL

[@LitReaper]

kittieXslime lol

[@tsamirahmatalla7088]

kittieXslime omg lol

[@tanibakka8797]

LMAOO

[@mr.prankingmaster4717]

what if the ouija is just some call center. dave: josh, can u take line 34? josh: bruh, imma prank them so hard. dave: josh. josh: imma tell them I'm satan lol. dave: Josh no. this is why we have shit movies about us. josh: "I'm satan."

[@siraj6933]

OMG IF THAT WAS A JOB, THAT'D BE MY JOB! 😂

[@therapeuticdesire3942]

Accurate👌🏻

[@honeysickle2941]

oh ish haha😹😹

[@zirxclan6824]

omg lol

[@therowenta4786]

+plushie time iuy

[@veronicalizette444]

I was watching this video and out of no where I got a phone call and I immediately thought I was gonna die...till I realized it was my dad 😂

[@bernardorios2558]

Veronica Ledesma Hahahahhahaha

[@patriciacouponing926]

Veronica Ledesma SAME

[@jordanmineo3399]

Veronica Ledesma I wish my dad came back to life and called me

[@dustinjohnson8068]

Same

[@katiethompson2983]

I got a notification n i nearly crapped my self

[@lisafabre2756]

Me: Have you been opening my doors? Ghost: Y E S Me: *Grabs Holy water* Are you here? Ghost:

[@georginalewis5959]

Me- What do you want? Board- T A C O B E L L.

[@owenbogacki9059]

Georgina Lewis wow! I was looking through this and this was so surprising that I let out an unexpected laugh and then wanted taco Bell no joke

[@livlove7424]

Georgina Lewis Me-Yo Spirit! Spirit-You got the money? Me-Nu Huh. Spirit-Give It **Gives The Money** Spirit-Thanks for the money! I can now buy a mansion!

[@kittycatdiamond]

Tacos!

[@javieralcantara4295]

21 crybabies At the disco also the N A K E D C H I K E N C H A L U P A

[@xilcc14rxio33]

21 crybabies At the disco it's rainin tacos ooohhh ooooh tacos lol

[@brodieh1789]

Me: are there any spirits here? Spirit: new board who dis?

[@trippyballs1283]

Brodie Hunter 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@uknownperson8385]

HAHAHHAHA

[@shipseptiplieranddowntohel5755]

Brodie Hunter 😂😂😂😂😂😂 best fuckin board ever. (>-

[@llamaspams9877]

Brodie Hunter lol

[@thelawofpotatos3182]

Brodie Hunter me: oh Tim? U finally got dat new board? Board: yes you invicelic bitch

[@hazuk.isonohara2039]

The person who tried it all by themselves, home alone, is a straight savage XD I would NEVER lmao

[@Unluckyboy-rv7dz]

Hazuk.i Sonohara oh OMG HARDER HARDER RIGHT THERE OH MY GOD IT FEELS SO GOOD FIST ME DADDY

[@livlove7424]

Hazuk.i Sonohara XD

[@camholmez]

mr turdbutt YOUR NAME THO

[@skittlesfnm8443]

mr turdbutt

[@nyamkhuubattugs3671]

Aizen Ootsutsuki

[@btsarenotgirlsgeez1417]

Them: messes with a board game that contacts demons Also them when they almost die: 👁👄👁

[@christopherdean9684]

NEVER BURN A OUIJA BOARD, you have to break it into pieces, poor holy water over it, and bury it.

[@jaime5723]

Rain boom it could possibly piss off the spirits and we don't want that now do we?

[@karliallard6081]

christopher dean I read before that or what you said works. I looked it up on multiple years ago. or has it changed?

[@lpsparadise9874]

Rain boom if you burn it whoever hears the screams the board makes you only have less than 36 hours to live.

[@JulianHernandez-ui7rt]

or u know start praying

[@mrbeast8400]

christopher dean. To. Late it already has a slug in it by the time I'm done with it

[@briehutchins3104]

Me: Do you have friends? Board: Y.E.S.B.U.T.Y.O.U.D.O.N.T. Friend: Burn

[@dragonias6725]

But this joke makes no sense 😂😂

[@chicoruddo8588]

Dragonias that’s why it’s funny 😆

[@dragonias6725]

@@chicoruddo8588 no bc his friend laughed with the ghost saying the guy has no friends

[@mosquitobug3184]

Brie Hutchins *cries*

[@astridsky2215]

Rodolfo Marquez Jr yeah it doesn’t make sense the board said he had no friends them it said the guys friend laughed

[@benwhitt8512]

Me: Are you a good or bad spirit? Spirit: Idk I'm just here for the free cable...

[@unnstoppablefury]

Makes sense

[@thedoge5675]

BenWhitt funny

[@reaganwilborn]

BenWhitt me as a spirit

[@autumnmulheron96]

Yessss

[@margiemulligan5800]

XD

[@Megawaps]

I can imagine how much fun it probably is for ghosts to do all those things

[@bingi664]

I have a story that freaked the poop outta me. I was watching this and my cat touched my butt with his nose so I jumped. SIGH.

[@unnstoppablefury]

Ok this actually made me laugh

[@hazelseyeaj7589]

Makoto Masuta sounds like something a cat would do.. I have 9 of them

[@AU_Fanatic]

Makoto Masuta My side hurts from laughing so much now! 😂😂😂😂 Besides, that's nothing. You know you have it bad when you 9 POUND CAT pushes off the bed just by butting their head against your back!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂 THIS HAPPENED TO ME TWICE!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@kayleecaca]

same... but with my dog...

[@lolitsmeflores6375]

Makoto Masuta HAHA!!😂😂👏

[@ayesha_faruqi]

my brother calls the board a luigi board

[@kay6480]

Lol

[@ryankwin]

I used to called it that too

[@tichieljuspian3458]

-Weegee- *Waluigi* board is better!

[@inespacheco00]

Hahaha

[@T-Rex-nm1se]

Weegee board 😂😂😂😂

[@VxlvetCece]

Basically, if my friends ever want to play with a Ouija board, I have some conditions. 1. I stay in the room farthest away from where they're playing 2. I don't play 3. The lights are all on in my room 4. I sit in a salt circle 5. There's a video feed into my room so I can see what's going on 6. There's moon shells in my room. 7. There's a red ribbon on the doorknob to my room (red is the color of protection) 8. Maybe we just shouldn't play.

[@iguess8249]

Storm Galactica LOL this is totally me

[@kristinawilde5931]

Or maybe your friends shouldn't let you know and then you wouldn't have to go to all that trouble 😏

[@shadow_pon364]

i would call my dad and ask him to take me home instead since it doesn't matter where you are in the house...

[@mysterylovescompany2657]

WTF is a moon shell

[@johnathanvelasquez6283]

Wdym salt circle

[@reytrrye.4923]

“And then we burned it.” And then you sealed the portal OPEN. You have to close it and get rid of it in a specific way. Or, you end up with permanent attachments and that portal remains, letting things through. And guess who had a connection to that portal? Whoever used the board. No one ever does in depth research and it ends up like this. *Thank you for the giggles.*

[@nami-bb9wg]

me: oh i’m so scared! it said it’s going to kill me! Oujia Board: i t s j u s t a p r a n k b r o (edit: wow didn’t expect to get likes but thanks lol)

[@dieantwoordandstrangerthin6403]

Maxx Winchester ;3 ELEVEN!!!!!!!!!!

[@klillym1461]

yas queen me as a ghost

[@hadesasmondus]

yas queen

[@izquru]

yas queen I love your profile pic!!

[@Anna-zf5jb]

haha

[@Fawful4_bs]

Person: Ask me a question. Spirit: W H E N I S T H E F O O D G O N N A B E R E A D Y

[@yourmom-bs7vv]

model comes in: bitch im hereeee 💁‍♀️💁‍♀️😂

[@manmn8355]

Lamo

[@linkfromzelda1002]

It's the other way around.

[@BeeLy1011]

"Never speak of this again" (posts online)

[@pollogaming919]

BeeLy1011 ikr

[@jasondyrkacz8270]

Technically it's not speaking.

[@BeeLy1011]

@@jasondyrkacz8270 I guess you're not wrong

[@micklos2202]

I remember thinking all of these stories were his personal stories and I was like "there's no way all of this would happen to this guy"

[@jdm_islife4654]

Ouija board: you are gonna die tomorrow. Me: seems legit

[@Carolina_Boy_93]

Speed_ Star_0314 Still with us bro?

[@lunarequine7734]

I’d just be like “thank fucking god, finally”

[@christinarodriguez4520]

Me: Is anyone here Board: Y E S Friend: What’s your name? Board: L A U R E L Me: It’s Yanny Board: BYE

[@alysarodriquez3900]

I HATE THIS SM OMG

[@sadielouise5998]

Christina Rodriguez then your supposed to say BITCH and snapped it off with your eyes lol

[@seetha7313]

This😭💀

[@salem1313]

i would like this comment but its on a cool number: 888

[@aadarshroy3216]

wait, THE SPIRIT CAN SAY GOODBYE?!

[@Milan_rmMusic]

We need more true/ craigslist stories, i fuckin love those

[@Alex-dk5hp]

Road Rage Haha so do i

[@mrskullgaming1441]

Who doesn't

[@danielstubbs7057]

Ya those are gr8 m8

[@archiefanning3240]

Road Rage More Craiglist!

[@petrovafire6706]

Lol fuck yeah man i know theres a ton of crazy stories in that popular ass website! We want more Mr.nightmare! I just subscribed today by the way! And i already love this channel! :D

[@whymustihaveaname401]

Me: 'gets out ouija board' Me: what do you want? Spirit: F R I E N D S Me: I can relate

[@angel-fr]

4 RULES FOR A OUIJA BOARD 1: DON'T SET/PUT IT ON FIRE(THAT IS BASICALLY RELEASING THE SPIRITS 2:DON'T LEAVE WITHOUT SAYING GOODBYE AND MOVING THE PIECE TO THE WORD GOODBYE AT THE BOTTOM(THAT IS BASICALLY WELCOMING THEM TO UR HOME) 3:IF THERE IS A OUIJA BOARD IN THE TRASH DON'T TOUCH IT, ITS THERE FOR A REASON 4: DON'T USE A OUIJA BOARD AT ALL!!!!!!

[@vsr9105]

Number 4 is the most important rule

[@charlesbuck3689]

Don't use it Don't. Use it don't use it

[@coder928]

I don't even really have a faith in anything and I still wouldn't mess with that

[@metawolf987]

I think there are spirits around us all the time. There is no god, heaven, hell, satan, angels, or demons, only higher dimensions of existence. They can manipulate us just like we can manipulate 2-dimensional drawings. And when we use a Ouija Board, a spirit that happens to be nearby decides, "ok, I'll play with these naive little humans". If you're lucky, you'll have a chat with a nice spirit. But worst case scenario, what you end up talking to, was never human to begin with. It's a spirit of a sentient being from who knows what planet and what galaxy.

[@TheErik518]

+Corvo Attano so what every single dead person that dies every 7 seconds just stays in the spirit world is what your saying?

[@dgcmaria1329]

Person: Who are you?? Spirit: M Y N A M E I S J E F F

[@MegaMegajennifer]

i dont get it

[@akriflesmatter5548]

Jennifer Lawrence bobs burgers

[@MegaMegajennifer]

ohh

[@juliochacho8985]

That's so hilarious!!! Jeff the shy cholo

[@juliochacho8985]

@@MegaMegajennifer it's from the movie 22 jump street

[@bobbymcclellan3186]

"You're going to die in the Air Force." *Joins the Air Force* Ok

[@Blaze10005]

I know right he is an idiot

[@Blaze10005]

I would be like 'nope nope nope, im going to die there?!?! Well looked like im getting a god at the supermarket or somewhere else...'

[@1g0ttaP155]

Bobby McClellan Some people just don´t take shit from a fucking board...

[@yinxhei2594]

lol

[@devingaylor7824]

why

[@rollofenrir3154]

Person: what is your worst nightmare Spirit: not getting a text back 😜

[@powerplix1164]

Person: What's your name Spirit: I HAVE A BOYFRIEND

[@lofilover5855]

powerplix lmbo

[@rustyblade9366]

Or something like this; Person: Who are you? Spirit: DON'T ASSUME MY GENDER!!!

[@edyn3364]

Nice original comment

[@someguy4258]

weega board weegee board luigi board uiga board ouija board

[@detectivefowler4135]

Yes yes board

[@Frisk_Khairi]

Some Guy I love weegee board I say it like that all the time😂😂😂😂

[@Frisk_Khairi]

Some Guy go weegee go weegee🤪🤪🤪

[@AliHaider-bc7cl]

Loll

[@jesss.7788]

Some Guy I say it in Spanish accent la we-ha

[@santihinojosa1603]

Guy grabs ouija board and gets scared shitless Spirit: Calm Down its just a prank bro😂

[@Sonichelix]

I swear I thought it said scared shirtless FUCK IM SO SCARED IM GONNA STRIP MY SHIRT OFF

[@TheGuy-yk1ut]

Harambee 0_0 your alive? I love you!!!

[@Ryan-rv5em]

Harambe lmfaoo

[@ArmedSchizo]

Harambe your memes are more dead than you

[@Anonnnnn-]

Barry B Benson 😂😂😂😂

[@08betolover08]

I remember seeing ouija boards being sold at Toy R Us and Walmart. How sickening.

[@pbj0815]

Me too!!

[@markdx1]

Person: What do you want? Spirit: S E N D N U D E S

[@josephineazelie3083]

mj yadao open bob

[@lunarequine7734]

Get me a darn Tish show vagene

[@treypelts6826]

Guy: I was nearly decapitated by my ceiling fan Me: Jesus Christ, what kind of ceiling fan do you have?

[@Itsjaisy]

Trey Pelts ikr like damn some high quality heavy duty ceiling fan

[@asnake9092]

Trey Pelts he wouldn't be decapitated, but he'd probably die from the force of the crash

[@youknowyoufuckedupright3058]

There are things such as bladed ceiling fans

[@brae_1949]

"I set it up at midnight.......I went to bed but woke up in the middle of the night."🤔🤔🤔

[@lunarequine7734]

Nadia Oian Vust he could mean like 2am, 3am, 4am

[@dxrkerrxses]

Love how everyone forgets to say 'goodbye' in literally every horror movie.

[@akamanah3752]

Number 3 threw the Ouija board in the garbage and number 2 found it

[@daaaaaaanny]

Mind.... blown...

[@groundhawk2920]

+shiki unknown lol ya stel crepy as shit tho

[@groundhawk2920]

+shiki unknown lol ya stel crepy as shit tho

[@BlurryMango666]

heh

[@Annuit63]

true. i have nothing else to say. my work here is done.

[@bernardorios2558]

Kid: Spirit are you there? Spirit: NO! Kid 2: Are you sure about that? Spirit: YES! Kid: Boii Spirit: *JUMPSCARE*

[@peterwatchesthewatchmen]

Bernardo Rios You should write horror movies. 10/10

[@KensleyLovesyoohx3]

Bernardo Rios Omg, perfect. Lol

[@bernardorios2558]

Kayla DeNardo Thank you

[@bernardorios2558]

PeterWatchesTheWatchmen Omg thank you

[@jadmashmoushi8160]

Bernardo Rios 😂😂😂

[@piedude333ify]

MORE CRAIGSLIST!

[@mrnightmare]

TheIrishman MORE??!?

[@brandonsnipez]

Yesssssssssssss that's the best series!

[@constantlyconfused1247]

Mr. Nightmare Yes sir. We'd like some more *sad orphan smile*

[@allieb6042]

TheIrishman YESSS

[@phen4120]

Mr. Nightmare I dont want it.....I dont want it......I NEEEED IIIIIIIIIT

[@vanillathunder11559]

Anyone else NOT stupid enough to try a ouija board? 🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️

[@scum3112]

So the spirit told him he was going to die in the air force... So he joined the air force? Ok

[@deadflag7030]

MisterMinkz someone's suicidal

[@sergiomayordeandrade6271]

MisterMinkz yeah, kind of stupid! I figured he already WAS in the air force

[@Nameless-w-y4z]

*takes out Ouija board* Me: Who are you? Spirit: KANYEWEST Me: *sprints out of house*

[@diegoandrade8109]

Clorox Del Bleach hater

[@greglueck970]

Clorox Del Bleach that would be litttt

[@JosephGonzales12-27]

I used the Ouija board once I asked does anybody like me ? and the response I got haunts me to this day H A H A N O

[@taytaytootsieroll685]

Joseph Gonzales 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@negan2584]

Joseph Gonzales HAHANO

[@mariatgonzalez1889]

Joseph Gonzales got rekt by a spirit

[@sijglu7264]

Lol 😂😂😂

[@CALLmeSoupies]

Damnnnnn lmaoo

[@mikeliermann8755]

Been binge watching every single video for the past couple days. I can now recite every single Hyundai commercial that’s starts with “THIS IS HOW WE DO THE SUMMER TIME”

[@narwhals4550]

Any scary Luigi board stories?

[@sl33pyartist]

Narwals Dax yes also a Weegee board story.

[@narwhals4550]

Maria the Werewolf well then, good to know.

[@narwhals4550]

Ezequiel Amaya I know that, it was a joke, Ouija, Luigi Sounds the same?

[@kirabailey1820]

Narwals Dax hehe... here's one Mario: Heya Luigi! Luigi: Mario!!! The WiFi is down!!! WHAT ARE WE GONNA DOOOO?!?!?

[@briannacallahan8002]

I used one, but nothing happened, until that night... I woke up and saw a demonic Mario! He then told me to give him a sacrifice, so I put some spaghetti on the board and I never saw him again.

[@BattleGunz70]

Person: What do you want from me spirit? Spirit: S E N D N U D E S

[@youre_mom_plays_gpo5050]

Spirit is so like my uncle sam

[@youre_mom_plays_gpo5050]

Its a jock lol

[@julioleal4402]

how to play safe with the Ouija board Be nice whenever your finished playing ALWAYS SAY GOODBYE Don't ask any stupid question Don't play at any haunted place

[@saulmoses8698]

and the last tip Don't play with Ouija Boards AT ALL!

[@derlexium]

Julio Leal You can never be safe with a Ouija Board. There is always a large chance you will meet ZoZo. Which if you don't know what you're doing will most likely fuck your life up.

[@RandomPerson-dv7gv]

Fallin Wolf can you explain who zozo is

[@saulmoses8698]

Aniya Brown Zozo is one of the most evil spirits you can find in the Ouija board, and even worse, she is one of the most common

[@RandomPerson-dv7gv]

Saul Moses​ thank you...I thought it was a boy lol

[@karalynnohngren8261]

dudddde i'm ccringinggggggg in the first story (this can also be tips for anyone wanting to do the Ouija) move the planchette 5 times around the board in a circle to "warm-up" the board. Then ask, "Is there someone with us right now?" if you don't get an answer spin planchette 5 more times. after you get an answer, always ask, "are we safe/are you good/bad?" if it says no, quickly ask. "Can we say goodbye?" and get an answer then say goodbye and drag the planchette to the word goodbye. never continue playing if it is a bad spirit. also, if the planchette starts going in circles quickly say goodbye because that is the spirit trying to let in more most likely evil spirits. before and after playing Ouija thoroughly, "clean" the room with sage, incense, salt (must be sea salt) and if you have crystals, (obsidian, quartz, etc.) have those out.

[@karalynnohngren8261]

also never remove your fingers from planchette without saying goodbye

[@nightmareclaws7540]

Me: who are you Ouiji board: JOHNCENA

[@monolithsyndrome]

Ouiji board:A UNICORN

[@markizz1308]

Cody Carnage and then Me: Are you sure about that xD

[@childofsunsins8156]

Ouija board: princess rainbow sprinkle, get it right.

[@georgiepresley238]

Cody Carnage lol dude

[@susiehochman4489]

LOL

[@templar19]

In the 4th story, the board was "just spouting nonsense", so he took a break to go to the bathroom? Makes it sound like he was waiting for his friends to configure the PS3 so they could watch Netflix: the fact that the board was spouting SOMETHING didn't creep him out?

[@DemAnimations]

Exactly my thoughts xD

[@XxHessxX7]

Floyd Palmer when the board was " spouting nonsense" the one friend probably thought it was just one of his friends being retared or something.

[@templar19]

jdh22 I guess that's what he meant us to understand, though the way he phrased it made it sound tantamount to "the spirits were being douches, so I decided to take a piss 'til they chilled out".

[@XxHessxX7]

yeah i know, it honeslty probably could have been either way lol

[@x0hopeless0x51]

8888

[@raciemay197]

I completely believe in Ouija boards, and will never use one. Think twice before YOU ever use one.

[@martindimitrov2710]

BeastUpp that aint true, have you used one

[@kay6480]

BeastUpp so if you used one, and it actually worked out and you told your story to people, and they don't believe you, would you want them to jump to conclusions like that?

[@mariascheib4809]

Rachel Truex to late

[@leroach1860]

too late I played it at school when I was fourth grade c:

[@loganbrown5817]

BeastUpp Use one

[@MelodyMLucianoNorris-qe8lc]

My two friend's bedroom faced a house that was known to be a paranormal hotspot. That hotspot had in the basement a dead body that was placed there when the poor fellow died on the underground railroad. When someone dies on the underground railroad you cannot have a real funeral or bury them in a real cemetery because back then you could be hung for assisting a slave. A reverend owned the house when we were kids and he, unlike most reverends, accepted the frequent paranormal going's on in his home and learned to live with the dead man in relative peace. Anyhow, all my life I was forbidden from touching one of these boards. I thought my mom was just an overbearing control freak who didn't want me to have any fun at all. However, when I was 16 my perspective on my mom's crazy behavior of not letting me have fun playing a simple game changed drastically. My two friends, I mentioned above, came to school one day completely bubbling over with a frightening tale about these boards. They were sisters being raised by a single mom. One day, while their mom was working, they got one of these boards and set it down in their room, facing the reverend's house, and began "playing" with it. The idea was to summon the spirit in the reverend's house. It was either at the beginning or very end of the school year so it was during a time when it was relatively hot outside and the bedroom was an attic bedroom with no air conditioning. Rooms like that tend to get steamy, to say the least. After a few minutes, the entire room went ice cold to the point they could see their breaths! They both freaked out and ran downstairs until their mom came home. When she got home and found out she took the board out back and burned it in a hot bonfire. After listening to their story I never again asked mom to let me try one of those out and I never let my children use one either. I guess sometimes our parents really are right! Oh, and the haunted house? The reverend died and the house was sold. The new people put the tombstone the reverend put in the basement for his dead spirit friend out beside the road. Suddenly, and without explanation, that family left in the night, leaving behind everything they owned, including a vehicle in the driveway! The house sat abandoned for a good 10 years and then a new family moved in. Everything seems quiet now. The moral to the story I guess is to never piss off a dead person!! The moral to this video, when picking dumpsters never ever pick anything with blood on it, half-eaten food, or these boards!! LMAO!!

[@camholmez]

Message of the day: DONT BUY A OUIJA BOARD!!!!!!!

[@bobteran8158]

A Little R & R Rant and Reaction opps

[@eddiekasbrak3683]

*buys ouija board*

[@pianoboy1375]

Buys AN OUIJA board

[@izzy1161]

A Little R & R Rant and Reaction these ouija board stories are real tho bc this shit can happen with the devil

[@broschillin4524]

Already bought one

[@HectorTheGenuflector]

LifeHack: When a Ouija board tells you you're going to die doing something, *don't do that thing*, and you'll be immortal.

[@punishedvenomsnake716]

Lyf Hax

[@lonelyVirus-s7t]

+Abici What if it "says you will die while eating".

[@HectorTheGenuflector]

Hurricane Salt ...well played.

[@blakeevans4889]

easier said than done but true try it. I just got a Ouji board and I haven't used it yet

[@blakeevans4889]

+Blake Evans I spelled Oujia wrong my bad

[@eryngiae7142]

Me: Anyone there? Board: N E W P H O N E W H O D I S

[@alexis7014]

new board**

[@roseyred72]

Funniest comment here!

[@Bfordz]

Board : I have a bf sorry

[@bubbles696]

Board: N O T I N T E R E S T E D P E R V Me: *._.*

[@IAmNotSnowcat]

As he was saying "another creaking sound" my house kept creaking It's really old, lol

[@alexmattucci8507]

Anyone else? 9:20 "It was the summer of 2013" Thought he was going to say "It was the summer of 69' "

[@smolcolanumber6965]

Alex Mattucci 69 amirite

[@jahsehismydad8804]

omg i have found you, ive been searching my whole life for this comment

[@harlow5985]

So ur probably wondering, how did I get in this situation? Well I'll tell ya, it all started, in the summer of '69.

[@shanislost1]

Alex Mattucci lmao

[@crayonpartyz]

*nice*

[@boomersooner3187]

That glass piece that you hold onto is called a planchette

[@TheWhiteFamilySeries]

No shit Sherlock Holmes

[@JaPanda625]

Here's my scary ouji board story, I asked what will happen in a few days and it told me I will run out of Nutella and have no money to buy more

[@vortexkiki9416]

Jordan Ynoa NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

[@vortexkiki9416]

WE ARE ALL DOOMEDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@elizabethroth6024]

Jordan Ynoa oh no aaahhh no oh no someone call 911 we're all screwed WE'RE ALL SCREWED!!!!!!!

[@daniel-oy1bd]

IHaveAReallyLongKZbinNameForSomeReason NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@molly_daly4066]

Jesus Christ! If that happened to me I'd ded

[@skinny5513]

I made a pledge to myself in the 4th grade, to never touch one of those boards. Years later, I still stand by this. Those boards are fucked.

[@NeonStreaks]

People fucking with demons.......... Does anyone watch the movies. You don't fuck with demons

[@anotheraccount2052]

Neon Bot fucking with demons...... then I continued reading lol

[@Imbetter-chill]

Neon Bot wise word's

[@alowax6290]

Ouija board: you are going to die in the Air Force Guy: *joins the air force*

[@Allahakbah]

Best decision (:

[@blindaladdin1511]

You: Who are you? Ouija board: Amandafrompornhub You: prove it *pants suddenly unzip* *iphone camera record button sound*

[@unnstoppablefury]

To be continued

[@paulinagarcia6127]

do you wach porn?!

[@Lt.Jumpman]

Brah comment of 2017

[@xboxgamesxbox9455]

BlindAladdin are u drunk

[@bv657]

BlindAladdin woah

[@lokiwiseyt8608]

Probably one of the best recommendation videos that the recommendations ever gave me